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    Audiobook9 hours

    I'm Fine...And Other Lies

    Written by Whitney Cummings

    Narrated by Whitney Cummings

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    About this audiobook

    "Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell."—Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss

    "The funniest cry for help you'll read this year."—BJ Novak

    Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you're reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you're trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
     
    Here are all the stories and mistakes I've made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that'll make you feel way better about your choices, I've also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I've made. Think of this book as everything you'd want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
     
    I'm not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenguin Random House Audio
    Release dateOct 3, 2017
    ISBN9780525497615
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    • 5/5
      I really enjoyed listening to this book. It’s truly one of my favorites, the perfect mix of comedy and thought-provoking.
    • 3/5
      Confessions about personal issues and experiences in life, reflecting her immature behaviour and childhood traumas.
    • 5/5
      Wonderful book. Spoke truthfully to my soul. I learned a lot. Esylived the dominant hand writing question and answer .
    • 5/5
      Excellent read. She had me cracking up in one part of your accounts because I could relate to it sooooo much growing up (the pimple story) hahaha but otherwise she keeps it sooooo real in and it’s so relateable. It’s crazy because the way she ended her book is basically my daily mantra so it had me all warm inside.
    • 5/5
      Great humor, and really hit home with her personal stories.
    • 5/5
      Amazing, surprisingly deep and personal. I really recommend it, Whitney is a great storyteller.
    • 5/5
      I absolutely loved this audiobook by Whitney. I related to everything and this has been the book I’ve been looking for :) Her humour and authenticity made me really enjoy this audiobook. thanks for writing an amazing book that is not depressing or boring in any way.