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    How to Date Men When You Hate Men
    How to Date Men When You Hate Men
    How to Date Men When You Hate Men
    Audiobook6 hours

    How to Date Men When You Hate Men

    Written by Blythe Roberson

    Narrated by Blythe Roberson

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    About this audiobook

    "Roberson’s achievement in remaining funny while excavating her pain is just straightforwardly heroic." — The New Republic

    This program is read by the author.

    From New Yorker and Onion writer and comedian Blythe Roberson, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a comedy philosophy audiobook aimed at interrogating what it means to date men within the trappings of modern society.

    Blythe Roberson’s sharp observational humor is met by her open-hearted willingness to revel in the ugliest warts and shimmering highs of choosing to live our lives amongst other humans. She collects her crushes like ill cared-for pets, skewers her own suspect decisions, and assures readers that any date you can mess up, she can top tenfold. And really, was that date even a date in the first place?

    With sections like Real Interviews With Men About Whether Or Not It Was A Date; Good Flirts That Work; Bad Flirts That Do Not Work; and Definitive Proof That Tom Hanks Is The Villain Of You’ve Got Mail, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a one stop shop for dating advice when you love men but don't like them.

    Early Praise for How to Date Men When You Hate Men:

    "How To Date Men When You Hate Men is an incredibly funny read that was surely not written when Blythe was supposed to be working for me." - Stephen Colbert

    "Funny, sharp, and feminist fun in a way we’re led to believe isn’t possible. You’ll have a blast reading this and then date...or not date anyone because you are living your best single life with new best friend Roberson by your side.” - Phoebe Robinson, New York Times bestselling author of You Can't Touch My Hair

    Editor's Note

    Better than Plato…

    This isn’t an advice book for millennial ladies constantly wondering if men are flirting with them or if that hangout counted as a date or why that dude decided to ghost them. No, it’s much more than that — full of witty, charming observations on the ups and downs of cishet dating in the age of apps.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Audio
    Release dateJan 8, 2019
    ISBN9781250319159
    Author

    Blythe Roberson

    Blythe Roberson is a comedian, a humor writer, and author of How to Date Men When You Hate Men. She has written for The New Yorker, Cosmopolitan, Kinfolk, Esquire, Vice Magazine, and for the NPR quiz show Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! Blythe was raised between Illinois and Wisconsin and currently lives in Brooklyn.

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    • 5/5
      A fun read! Lighthearted hetero analysis on men & dating. Left me feeling.. hopeful?

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      It is nice to finally read about mysef in a book.
      It doesnt reveal a lot of things, but just that feeling that there is someone who UNDERSTANDS makes this read a worthy one.
      Thank you for writing this book
    • 5/5
      Love love love how how relevant and relatable and real this book is.