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    His Banana
    His Banana
    His Banana
    Audiobook4 hours

    His Banana

    Written by Penelope Bloom

    Narrated by CJ Bloom and Alexander Cendese

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    About this audiobook

    My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break . . . No touching his banana.

    Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.

    Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too . . . I even swallowed.

    I know. Bad, bad, girl.

    Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.

    I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn't the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn't going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people's yards is the next big thing.

    Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.

    This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn't a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.

    Cue the James Bond music.

    I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.

    Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.

    Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.

    Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateDec 28, 2018
    ISBN9781977333391
    His Banana
    Author

    Penelope Bloom

    Penelope Bloom, an Amazon Bestselling author, loves to write stories about sinfully tempting bad boys and the women they crave. Her stories are always steamy, action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to leave you breathless. She stepped away from her job as a high school teacher to pursue her dream of writing to show her daughters that nothing is impossible. Penelope enjoys connecting with readers on Facebook, too. You can find her at https://www.facebook.com/PenelopeBloomRomance/?fref=ts.

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    • 3/5
      cute but couldnt quite keep my interest. reporter/business man romance.
    • 1/5
      C.J. Bloom’s voice was over the top. DNF



    • 3/5
      Cute little short story of you just want to kill an afternoon.