Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Quit Your Pitchin'
    Quit Your Pitchin'
    Quit Your Pitchin'
    Audiobook5 hours

    Quit Your Pitchin'

    Written by Lani Lynn Vale

    Narrated by Kendall Taylor and Mason Lloyd

    4/5

    ()

    About this audiobook

    What's wrong with my butt?

    She means those words to be directed toward the woman beside her, not him. But he can't stop himself from answering. Not when her ass is the most magnificent thing he's seen in his life.

    Apparently, answering her with "not a damn thing" wasn't what she was expecting. She likely wasn't expecting the baseball she took to the face at his next at bat, either.

    All it takes is one ill-fated foul ball, and George Hoffman, Lumberjacks center fielder, falls head over heels in love with Wrigley Field-and yes, that is her real name.

    From that point forward, George and Wrigley fall into a fast whirlwind love that ends with them eloping to Vegas. And he has his potty-mouth, titty-bar-owning, pain in the ass grandmother to thank for it.Not that he's complaining or anything. Who wouldn't want to be married to a woman that made his heart race like he was in the final game of the World Series?

    The only problem is trying to convince her of that.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateJun 12, 2019
    ISBN9781977347510
    Quit Your Pitchin'

    More audiobooks from Lani Lynn Vale

    Related to Quit Your Pitchin'

    Titles in the series (3)

    View More
    View More

    Related audiobooks

    General Fiction For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Prey

      Mar 10, 2024

      As I drove slowly toward the mob of angry protestors and my meeting with 200, I thought of 199. The ashes of a once hard man, staring at me with wide eyes that pleaded for hope like a dog begging for treats. I’d somehow found a way to give him that h

      41 min read

    • Article

      Prey

      May 10, 2021

      As I drove slowly towards the mob of angry protestors and my meeting with 200, I thought of 199. The ashes of a once hard man, staring at me with wide eyes that pleaded for hope like a dog begging for treats. I’d somehow found a way to give him that

      41 min read

    • Article

      Mrs W-C Gets The BRUSH-OFF

      Jun 1, 2022

      Mrs W-C Gets The BRUSH-OFF
      3 min read

    • Article

      The After

      Jun 10, 2023

      He is sitting opposite me, staring blankly like a dead fish. Stone eyes. Cobalt and lifeless. Pale gray skin, dripping scales. I imagine him hauled out of the water and dumped on the riverbank, gasping for breath. Just as he deserves. I only agreed t

      13 min read

    • Article

      New DATING

      Mar 2, 2022

      New DATING
      3 min read

    • Article

      Mature Adults In Your Area

      Aug 8, 2022

      I would say that I don’t normally do this kind of thing, except that on and off over the months and years, I’ve done “these kinds of things” too many times for that to be true. So yeah, I go on dates from time to time. This recent guy wouldn’t choose

      6 min read

    • Article

      New NEIGHBOUR

      Oct 21, 2020

      “It was a cold rainy morning and Mr Dear was staring out of the sitting room window. He does this because a) he thinks it makes him look wistful and sensitive, and b) he knows it annoys me when I’m dusting because he could be lifting up all the usele

      3 min read

    • Article

      The Girl I Knew Somewhere

      Dec 2, 2021

      The Girl I Knew Somewhere
      6 min read

    • Article

      Look After Yourself

      Jun 13, 2018

      EDITOR DAMIEN ASHENHURST Every now and then I write about the subject of suicide. At times I’ve brought someone in, like Phil Jamieson from the band Grinspoon, to have a say. The reason I do this in a dirtbike magazine is because our demographic is p

      4 min read

    • Article

      Drama! ACTION!

      May 19, 2021

      Drama! ACTION!
      3 min read

    • Article

      Kings

      Jun 5, 2023

      1.Kings lie down to zip up their jeans,buy Cetaphil, candy, magazinesat Walgreens because they canwalk there unsupervised, describeblowjobs they’ve given to seniorsin cars, spend what they think of astheir own money. Home sick from school,they learn

      6 min read

    • Article

      Josh Gao

      Aug 4, 2019

      Josh Gao
      3 min read

    • Article

      Shame Is Ever-Present When You’re Sitting in a Cell

      Oct 23, 2020

      Between a strained relationship with my family and the death of a good friend, I’ve struggled to feel like I’m worth something.

      5 min read

    • Article

      A Few Words to the Graduates

      Jun 11, 2018

      A Few Words to the Graduates
      7 min read

    • Article

      Don’t Have A Bird

      Aug 2, 2020

      There are so many rites of passage you’ve already missed out on, and the school ball is destined to become another item on that ever-growing list. You try to delay the inevitable until every breath from your lungs sounds as if cystic fibrosis is cack

      12 min read

    • Article

      A balancing ACT

      Nov 23, 2021

      A balancing ACT
      6 min read

    • Article

      You Talkin’ To Me?

      Nov 9, 2023

      You Talkin’ To Me?
      3 min read

    • Article

      Haunted

      Sep 27, 2023

      Haunted
      6 min read

    • Article

      Wanted: ONE MAN

      Nov 29, 2023

      ‘We desperately need a man,’ said Mrs Beasley, the manager of our charity shop. ‘Speak for yourself,’ said my colleague Wendy, which was quite brave, as Mrs B is renowned across five counties for having no sense of humour. We’d just closed the shop,

      3 min read

    • Article

      Look And Learn

      Apr 16, 2020

      Look And Learn
      6 min read

    • Article

      Time For A COFFEE

      Feb 24, 2021

      Time For A COFFEE
      6 min read

    • Article

      The Elephant And The Goldfish

      Aug 5, 2021

      The Elephant And The Goldfish
      8 min read

    • Article

      The Bystander

      Jan 7, 2021

      The Bystander
      5 min read

    • Article

      Evil In A Uniform

      Jun 1, 2023

      Walking from the pub, my date’s arm slung around my shoulders, I felt a flicker of happiness. It was December 2017, and I’d met David, then 43, on Tinder. A handsome police officer with a cracking sense of humour, I thought he was just what I needed

      4 min read

    • Article

      Just a Kiss

      Jun 4, 2020

      Just a Kiss
      6 min read

    • Article

      The Sound Of Crickets

      Jul 10, 2022

      The Sound Of Crickets
      9 min read

    • Article

      Never Meet YOUR HEROES?

      Apr 2, 2020

      Never Meet YOUR HEROES?
      7 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Quit Your Pitchin'

    4/5

    28 ratings6 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

    • 4/5
      TRIGGERS: TBI, DEPRESSION, PAPARAZZI. So I love how this story connects to the previous book "Pitch Please". It all began to feel together and fill in the blanks with what happened before the rush to the hospital. LLV really knows how to pull your heart up into your throat and make you stop breathing while you wait to find out what's going to happen next and that's what I love about her storytelling. Then it's always a shock either in a really bad way or a really good way. I loved Wrigley and George, they seemed perfect for each other. I wished it was explained more why her brother Dodger was such a douchebag. Other than the work thing. It seemed as though he was a ghost before Wrigley and George got involved. another great read on the world of LLV. We also got a cameo appearance by Cleo from "Life to My Flight - Heroes of Dixie Wardens".
    • 4/5
      In the beginning I was confused, then a bit annoyed, because in the previous book Furious George features and you hear all about his ex wife. So i assumed this story is about him moving on from his ex, but as I continued to listen, I realised it was their origin story, and I could relax. It was frustrating listening how tabloids and shitty family members can come between two people, and how miscommunication and misunderstandings are always a theme for break ups.
    • 5/5
      This was a very interesting story. I wasn't to sure about it at first but after listening to it for awhile I grew to love the story and hear what would happen next. The narrators did an excellent job of conveying the emotional state of the characters in the story as the story progressed.
    • 4/5
      What can I say...I love me some drama...and this book had drama and then some. When Wrigley met ‘Furious George’ Hoffman of the baseball team Lumberjacks, she never imagined that she’d end up marrying him. But that’s what happened...then they had a kid...and all was right in their world...until it wasn’t. Part 2 of the book is filled with angsty moments as the now divorced couple tries to figure out if they’re better together or if they’ll let the media dictate their lives. We eventually get an HEA, after much ‘other woman’ drama.
    • 5/5
      Such a fun series! Funny and baseball - you can’t go wrong!
    • 5/5
      Great read unusual story which I loved. This is a believable story. My favorite narrators by far they are great together.