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    Horrid Henry's Joke Book
    Horrid Henry's Joke Book
    Horrid Henry's Joke Book
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    Horrid Henry's Joke Book

    By Francesca Simon and Tony Ross

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    Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers!

    These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSourcebooks
    Release dateApr 1, 2010
    ISBN9781402245657
    Horrid Henry's Joke Book
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    Francesca Simon

    Francesca Simon is universally known for the staggeringly popular Horrid Henry series. These books and CDs have sold over 20 million copies in the UK alone and are published in 27 countries. Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman won the Children's Book of the Year award in 2008 at the British Book Awards. She lives in North London with her family.

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    Horrid Henry's Joke Book - Francesca Simon

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    Copyright

    Text © Francesca Simon 2004

    Internal illustrations © Tony Ross 2004

    Cover illustration © Tony Ross 2008

    Cover and internal design © 2010 by Sourcebooks, Inc.

    Sourcebooks and the colophon are registered trademarks of Sourcebooks, Inc.

    All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems—except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews—without permission in writing from its publisher, Sourcebooks, Inc.

    The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious or are used fictitiously. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

    Published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky, an imprint of Sourcebooks, Inc.

    P.O. Box 4410, Naperville, Illinois 60567-4410

    (630) 961-3900

    Fax: (630) 961-2168

    www.jabberwockykids.com

    Originally published in Great Britain in 2004 by Orion Children’s Books.

    Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file with the publisher.

    Source of Production: Versa Press, East Peoria, Illinois, USA

    Date of Production: April 2010

    Run Number: 12284

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    Front Cover

    Title Page

    Copyright

    Mummy’s Curse Jokes

    Grisly Grub Jokes

    Gross-Out Jokes

    Scary Sitter Jokes

    Terminator Gladiator Jokes

    Underpants Jokes

    Stinkbombs

    Doctor Dettol Jokes

    Dizzy Dave’s Dinosaur Jokes

    Moody Margaret Knocks Sour Susan Jokes

    Beefy Bert’s Beastly Jokes

    Aerobic Al’s Sports Jokes

    Jokes Not to Tell Aunt Ruby

    Jokes Not to Tell Miss Battle-Axe

    Perfect Peter’s Favorite Jokes

    Jokes Much Too Rude to Tell Mom

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