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Wonka has fought long and hard to be heard and here is his second tale, as he battles to make his Owner listen and take on the right advice. Although tiring and an uphill struggle, he has found time to entertain us with his thoughts and even the arrival of someone new. As yet outside.
So, have a cup of tea put your feet up, and let Wonka tell you how to cope and be alright.
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Madeleine Masterson
pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...
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More Wonka - Madeleine Masterson
More Wonka - Tales from the back door
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Copyright 2013 Madeleine Masterson
Wonka is demanding to know why I have arrived home with my face all screwed up with tension. ‘is it work?’ he shrills, skipping ahead of me and meeting Golly by the radiator (I must try to remember and turn the heating off I think, now it is past the summer solstice). ‘Well – ‘
‘Because if it is I don’t want to hear it!’ he continues knocking all his biscuit boxes down and scraping his head on the cat food pouches lined up like a row of soldiers. They fall down too.
Of course it’s work. I had two appointments today, one with a strapping big farmer feeling fairly ghastly due to family
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