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    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide
    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide
    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide
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    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide

    By Sami Oskar

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    About this ebook

    Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
    Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

    In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
    How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

    Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

    Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSami Oskar
    Release dateJun 4, 2011
    ISBN9781458150035
    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide
    Author

    Sami Oskar

    It ́s a mystery.

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    How To Take Care of Your Human Pet - Sami Oskar

    How to take care of your Human pet

    An owner’s guide

    by

    Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said

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    PUBLISHED BY:

    Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said on Smashwords

    Copyright © 2011 by Imaginary Publisher & Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said

    Smashwords Edition License Notes

    This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the author's work.

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    How to take care of your Human pet

    An owner’s guide

    Thank you for purchasing a Human pet. In this guide we will tell you everything you need to know about caring for Human pets. The amount of information can seem overwhelming in the beginning, but follow our advice and you will be fine.

    Note: Please read the safety information carefully to ensure the correct and safe handling of your Human pet.

    General Recommendations

    Always handle your Human pet with care and in a well kept and tempered vivarium. This Human

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