Freakin' Fabulous on a Budget
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As co-host of TLC’s popular What Not to Wear and ABC’s The Chew, Clinton Kelly is constantly helping his guests look and feel their best. Now he’s going to share his secrets for making every part of your life more fabulous—whether you want to make over your wardrobe, add glamour to your next soiree, or brighten up that dingy bathroom—even if there’s no room in your budget. After all, Freakin’ Fabulous doesn’t have to come at a price—if you have Clinton in your corner.
Filled with pages of full-color photography, helpful advice, and numerous ideas for styling, partying, and better living, this book will make you the envy of everyone on the block without emptying your bank account.
As Kelly doles out wit and wisdom on everything from thrift store sprees to proper dinner etiquette, he playfully reminds you that you don’t need to be a movie star to live like one…as long you shop smartly. Remember, anybody can be fabulous—it’s not the size of your funds but how you use them.
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The newest from Clinton Kelly...
Learn how to live the fabulous life without breaking the bank, in the newest lifestyle guide from Clinton Kelly, host of TLC's hit show “What Not to Wear” and ABC's “The Chew”.
Clinton Kelly
Clinton Kelly is a television personality, style expert, and entrepreneur. He won an Emmy as a cohost of ABC’s daytime hit, The Chew. He also cohosted What Not to Wear, TLC's longest-running primetime reality show, for a decade. Clinton starred in more than 300 episodes of What Not to Wear over the course of ten years, offering honest style advice with a sense of humor. More than one million people watched the popular makeover program every week. Clinton is the author of Freakin’ Fabulous; Freakin’ Fabulous on a Budget; Oh, No She Didn’t; and I Hate Everyone, Except You.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Clinton is fabulous. Practical tips delivered with panache. Go get 'em!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Buy the best you can afford, but make a plan, keep it clean, focused, and mostly classic, do it yourself to save money, if practical, study true fabulousness, be true to yourself, thrift wisely, and remember: fit is everything. That's about the extent of the real advice given in this book.
The rest is a long procession of crude jokes, the author's personal taste, and the trends of circa 2013. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Your chapter on where to tailor clothing to create more shape for the top heavy lady is worth the price of the book! Thank you!
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Freakin' Fabulous on a Budget - Clinton Kelly
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
FOOD
Hors D’oeuvres
The Perfect Cheese Plate
The Perfect Antipasto Platter
Dumplings
Freakin’ Fabulous Fondue
Goat Cheese and Red Pepper Mousse
Hot and Spicy Cheese Twists
Lemon Shrimp
Marinated Olives
Mexican Corn Fritters
Spiced Chickpeas
Thai Pork Lettuce Cups
Chips, Dips, Chains, Whips
Sides
Stuffed Artichokes
Lemon-Roasted Asparagus Wrapped in Prosciutto
Brussels Sprouts with Bacon and Parmesan
Sautéed Carrots With Fennel Seed
Potato Salad
Scalloped Sweet Potatoes
Savory Tomato Crumble
Twice-Baked Potatoes
Entrées
Beef Bourguignon
Braciole
Quick, Fresh Tomato Sauce
Butternut Squash Ravioli With Browned Butter and Sage
Cassoulet
Chicken Cordon Bleu En Croute
Curried Chicken Salad in a Cream Puff Shell
Coq Au Vin
Halibut à La Grenobloise
Salmon En Papillote
Steak Frites with Béarnaise Sauce
Chicken Vol-Au-Vent
Desserts
Apple Crostata
Boozy Shakes
Brioche Bread Pudding
Cherry Clafouti
Chocolate Soufflé
Crepes
Grilled Fruit
Mixed Berry Trifle
Strawberry Napoleons
Salted Caramel Pots De Crème
Cocktails
Bourbon Rickey
Champagne Sorbet Cocktail
Cucumber-Lime Gin and Tonic
Frozen Sangría
Kir
Tequila Sunrise
Old-Fashioned
Pomegranate Cosmo
Sidecar
DÉCOR (CRAFTS!)
Napkins made from Shirts?
Jazzy Jewelry Napkin Rings
Color-Blocked Table Runner
Rehabilitated Va-Va-Votives and Va-Va-Vases
I Freakin’ Love Mercury Glass!
Not-Just-For-Tea-Anymore Teacup Candles
Shady Chic
Terrariums!
Idiot-Proof Art!
The Most Amazing Wall of Art
Bamboo Screen
Eglomise?
More Eglomise!
Nice Rug!
Turn Your Vase into a Vaahz
Large-Format Art—for Cheap!
Corn Husk Votives
Got Gourds?
Glitzy Cones and Snazzy Nuts
Paint Yer Balls!
Let’s Get Conical
STYLE
Style
The Rule of Twos: 2 + 2 = Purchase
Why do Mannequins look so Damn Good?
Clinton’s Comprehensive Tailoring Guide
Tailoring is not a Pain in the Tush.
Jacket/Blazer
Pants/Trousers
Jeans
Skirt
Dress
Button-Front Shirt
Blouse
The Cheap Blazer: A Showcase Showdown
Make Over Your $tyle Mind
The Classic Canon
5 Easy Pieces
How to Shop Thrift and Consignment Stores
Come Clean
The Bag
Lose the Logos
Let’s Neck!
The Shoes
Make Over Your Man
Dress Your Age: Four Major Mistakes to Avoid
Beauty on a Budget
Bats in the Cave & Other First-World Problems
SPEAKING AND WRITING WITH STYLE
The I’s Don’t Have It
Your Fabulous
To Much
Its
Driving Me Bonkers
CONCLUSION
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CREDITS
ABOUT CLINTON KELLY
INTRODUCTION
ecently I was interviewed for a newspaper article, and the reporter asked me what my life was like during graduate school. (I received my master’s in journalism from Northwestern University.) I couldn’t help but laugh when I recalled my first apartment in Chicago. It was the size of a walk-in closet, with two windows overlooking an alley. The kitchen had a two-burner stove and a half refrigerator. I slept on a backache-inducing futon and ate my meals while sitting on a folding chair at a card table. Those meals were usually something I cooked on Sunday and stretched to last most of the week.
And during it all, I thought I was the luckiest guy on earth. I was living in a spectacular city, making new friends, and learning one of the most important lessons of my life: Fabulousness has absolutely nothing to do with money.
Fabulousness comes from within. It’s about living your life the most conscious way possible. Are the foods you’re putting in your body the highest quality you can afford? Are the clothes you’re wearing telling the world you’re glad you got out of bed this morning? Does your abode make you happy the second you walk in the front door?
You want to be answering yes to those questions. I know you do. If you don’t want to be eating well, dressing your body in a flattering way, and surrounding yourself with things that energize you, you’ve got a problem—and I’m not the guy to fix it. You probably need a therapist.
I honestly believe that each of us, at our core, wants to be a splendid version of ourselves. But modern society is constantly urging us to take the easy way out! Think about how simple it would be right now to grab a triple cheeseburger at the drive-through, go home and pull on a pair of sweatpants, and spend the rest of the day watching a Hoarders marathon from your couch.
And, look, I’m not judging. I have actually done a version of that. Who hasn’t? But it rarely makes you feel good about yourself—because it’s the opposite of fabulousness.
You know you’d be much happier if you ran to the supermarket in a cute pair of jeans, came home, whipped up a cassoulet, and made a terrarium for your windowsill! Omigod, I would so love you right now if you did that.
I’ve written this book with the hope that you’ll be inspired to see the opportunities for fabulousness all around you. If I can do it, so can you!
PICTURE IT: SICILY, 1922.
My Salvatore and I are on our way to a feast.
PICTURE IT: LONG ISLAND, 1975.
My mother, Terri, dons her finest caftan and bell-bottoms to host a Tupperware party—avocado green and burnt orange are everywhere! And she puts out this spread of fabulous ‘70s hors d’oeuvres like Swedish meatballs and rumaki. The whole scene is pure heaven to six-year-old me, and I think,
And that’s the moment I know my future adult life will include hosting fabulous parties.
love having people over to my place, and I know that I can’t successfully entertain without serving great food. I also know that I can do it at a great price. This is the thing: A lot of fancy foods aren’t really that fancy or expensive to prepare. In fact, many high-end foods have very lowbrow origins. You might pay ten bucks for a side of polenta at a fancy Italian restaurant, but it’s still the same stuff poor farmers ate for centuries. And the next time you see a review for a sushi house charging hundreds of dollars, realize that those seaweed rolls began as cheap Japanese street food.
I also like to entertain because, quite frankly, I get off on impressing people with my mad entertaining skills. And you can too! People really don’t expect much. I find that friends are actually kind of happy if you just order in a pizza and open a bottle of wine. While cost-effective, that’s something people can do in their own homes. Instead, I like to offer people something homemade and delicious.
As it turns out, fabulousness is affordable when you have a few tricks under your apron. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
FOOD
YOU’RE INVITED :)
I have a policy of ignoring e-vites. Call me old-fashioned, but I want to be invited to a party by a human being with an actual pulse, not some computer program. Every invitation you send should be personalized—either by writing a guest’s name on an envelope (remember those?) or via an email that you typed yourself. I want to read,
Dear Clinton,
I’m having a little get-together.
I hope you can come.
Then you can cut and paste the details. Is that too much to freakin’ ask? Fifty-five characters, not including spaces. No, but you don’t have time for that. You have to watch that Real Housewives marathon. Again.
CLINTON’S
THERAPY COUCH
Q Whenever I host a dinner party, friends always ask me, ‘What can I bring?’ Even though I want to tell them to bring booze, as the host, I feel bad asking them to contribute. Is it all right to suggest that they bring a bottle of wine or is the only polite answer, ‘Nothing. Just yourselves’?
A Well . . . it depends on what kind of party you’re throwing, how many people you’re having over, and how well you know your guests. A good host throws a dinner party so that his or her friends can have a relaxing, carefree evening. So, ideally, you should be prepared to have every aspect of that evening covered on your own. However, if you state in the invitation—even if it’s a verbal one—that the party is potluck, then you can ask a guest to bring wine if she offers. You don’t want to put your guests in the awkward situation of having to provide alcohol for everyone at your dinner table. Let’s say you invite eight people over and only one friend asks if she can bring wine. You’d be better off buying the wine yourself, rather than charging her with the task or risking an awkward I-can’t-afford-to-buy-that-much-wine moment. But if your group is close-knit and your dinner party is small and casual, feel free to accept a guest’s generous offer. Just be sure to return the favor at her next party.
THE PERFECT CHEESE PLATE
Everybody likes cheese, unless you’re lactose intolerant. And if you are, then my heart goes out to you. I wake up every morning and I thank the baby Jesus that I’m not lactose intolerant. Because I lo-o-ove cheese. A cheese plate is the easiest hors d’oeuvre you can make, or rather, put out. Add some bottles of wine and you have a simple gathering for friends. Done.
There’s no right or wrong way to organize your dairy-licious selection—don’t let the cheese snobs make you feel inferior. I serve the cheese I want to eat, quite frankly. But just like any great outfit hinges on color, pattern, texture, and shine, so does a cheese plate depend on some basic principles.
I make sure that they’re different textures or, sometimes, made from different kinds of milk, whether sheep, cow, or goat, as well as different strengths. Try for a range of everything from mild to something with a little bit of a bite to it. Chat up the cheese guy at your supermarket. He wants to move the cheese before it goes bad (as in serving a life sentence
bad), so there’s always a cheese on special. Start with that well-priced hunk (the cheese, not the cheese guy) and build your selection from there. You don’t need a pound of each cheese. People are fine with just one or two bites of each, which means you could serve a really small wedge of a really expensive cheese. Fabulous! If you’re serving cheese as an appetizer or as a course, plan on about three ounces per person. And always serve cheese at room temperature, each with its own cheese knife.
CHEESE PLATE POINTERS
For a stand-alone wine and cheese party, round out all that delicious dairy with an assortment of fresh breads and fruit, like sliced apples, pears, melon, grapes, or figs. If you’re serving cheese before dinner, try savory accompaniments like olives and nuts. Get all Frenchy on your guests by serving cheese after dinner with dried apricots, dates, and fig chutneys or quince paste for a nice sweetness.
MORE CHEESE PLATE POINTERS
Give your cheese plate a theme! You can group by country (France, Italy, United States, Botswana) or by different kinds of milk (perhaps one each of sheep, cow, and goat). Or group them by type, like three different blues or Bries. Here I’ve paired a mild crumbly goat with a soft, medium-strength triple crème and a potent blue.
THE PERFECT ANTIPASTO PLATTER
People love meat! Except vegetarians, of course. There’s something especially nice about the combination of booze and salty, cured meat. Sure, you could just throw together a platter of meats with Italian names and hope for the best, but you might end up with something