Casual Friday: A John Lago Thriller
By Shane Kuhn
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Shane Kuhn
Shane Kuhn is a writer, director, and producer with twenty years of experience working in feature films, documentaries, and advertising. He is a cofounder and executive board member of the Slamdance Film Festival, and a member of the Writer’s Guild of America. He lives in Colorado and works as Vice President of Creative Services for a San Francisco-based media and special events company. He is the author of The Asset, The Intern’s Handbook, bought for film by Sony Pictures, and Hostile Takeover, the second book in his John Lago intern-assassin thriller series.
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CASUAL FRIDAY
A Short Story Prequel to
The Intern’s Handbook
Shane Kuhn
Simon & Schuster
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My name is John Lago, and I am an intern. I know what you’re thinking. Loser. Right? I don’t blame you. The word intern triggers many emotional and intellectual responses, most of them negative. But the response I’m most interested in is indifference, which is probably the most common. Intern is spiritually synonymous with inconsequential. After all, any American willing to work like a dog for free is either desperate to make a career change or, more commonly, too green to warrant financial consideration in exchange for labor. Back when we actually made things in this country, it used to be called apprentice. Let’s say you wanted an exciting career in the animal husbandry or confectioner trades. You would simply apprentice with a journeyman in one of those fields and learn from experience. Not a bad system. In contemporary society, as we sell our national soul to outsourcing, work has become a compartmentalized system of nonsensical tasks connected by a robot oligarchy posing as progress.
When you are a paid employee in this system, you are already a nameless expendable until such time as you can move up to the executive level and get paid a king’s ransom to do absolutely nothing. Only then, when you have reached the height of the leisure class, will you exist. Knowing all of this, you can imagine how low on the relevance totem pole you are as an intern. Buried, that’s where. Employees have a better rapport with the slack-jawed ex-con selling hot dogs outside their building than they do with an intern. An intern can tell his name to an employee a hundred times and the employee will never remember it because she doesn’t have to. Making nice with someone utterly incapable of advancing one’s career is, put simply, a waste of time. As a result, interns are the embodiment of anonymity and relegated to permanent wallflower status.
And that’s exactly how I like it. Then again, I’m not an intern in the traditional sense. Like a normal intern, I clock eighty hours a week getting coffee, answering phones, bitching at the copy machine, and doing all of the shit work no one else wants to do. What’s different about me is that I’m not there to try to make a killing in the corporate world. I’m just there to kill someone. I’m not a fresh-faced young buck with big business aspirations. I’m an assassin, and everything I do at any company is for one purpose: gain access to my high-value target so I can execute a clean, untraceable hit. And let me tell you, brothers and sisters, there is no better cover for someone in my line of work.
My employer, Human Resources, Inc., was founded on this axiom. As I stated, interns are inherently anonymous in corporate or big government environments. Perhaps more importantly, interns are also basically indentured servants. The lazy, entitled employees of today’s modern workforce are loath to do anything that they either deem too taxing or simply below their self-appointed station. Thus, the critical day-to-day tasks of running a business are heaped upon the backs of interns, like mine shaft donkeys being mercilessly laden with ore. These facts have all been recently cemented in the annals of modern culture by our beloved twenty-four-hour news cycle. Can you say Condé Nast with a straight face?
All of this is important to my work in the following way: in order to ensure the free-labor work flow is never interrupted, the aforementioned lazy employees will ignore corporate security protocols (trust) and make proprietary documentation, private records, and restricted executive areas available to interns (access). Trust and access—these are the keys to the kingdom when you are an HR intern because eventually, after you’ve gained them through persistence and a solid work ethic—rarities in the corporate world—your target will trust you