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    World's Best 15 Second Jokes

    By Marcus Lindley

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    This big joke book is full of the world's funniest jokes that take around 15 seconds to read. Take a break from reading novels and enjoy thousands of laughs. Become popular anywhere by quoting a few of these jokes. This book's so big, it's probably the only joke book you'll ever need... jokes like:

    A cop saw a woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. The woman replied "I dropped my diamond ring, and I'm looking for it". "Did you drop it here?" asked the cop. "No, over there" she replied, "but the street light's better here".

    A guy walks into a bar and asked the barman, "I'll have a bottle of Less please". "I'm sorry Sir," replied the barman "I've not heard of that particular drink before. Is it a spirit?" "I've no idea," continued the guy at the bar, "I went to see my doctor last week and he said I need to drink Less".

    I always do my exercises regularly each morning. Immediatley after waking up I sternly say to myself "Ready, now's time to exercise. Up. Down. Up. Down." Then after two strenuous minutes I tell myself "okay, now try the other eyelid".

    And thousands more!  Well, probably, we gave up counting, there's so many, we put them in batches!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVindo Books
    Release dateApr 17, 2014
    ISBN9781498905831
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