Book of Insults
By Gary Stone
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A book full of insults. We take no responsibility whatsoever for how these are used...
Yo momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house to date you?
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?
Yo momma's so ugly yo father's breath smells like poop cause he'd rather kiss her butt.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
A tall man to a short woman: "We're both the perfect height for what we both want. Let's have oral sex".
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my butt.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate.
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your face...
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
I have an old cold-sore on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
Your momma's so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It's a really really funny book