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    World's Best 30 Second Jokes

    By Marcus Lindley

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    About this ebook

    Hundreds of jokes that take on average 30 seconds to read. Liven up people anywhere you are by quoting a few of these jokes, from this huge joke book. A fast way to become popular! Jokes like:

    My doctor said LDS has seriously affected my mental health and altered my state of mind to the point that I'm walking around in a constant dream world. I decided to get a second opinion. He must be over-reacting because the LIzard King from the 5th Dimension of Sirius reckons I'm only suffering from stress.

    Once upon a time LIttle Red Riding Hood's mother gave Little Red Riding Hood a Colt .45 gun for protection. Little Red Riding Hood kept this gun in her basket. One summer's day while on the way to her grandmother's house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going to screw your brains out!" Little Red Riding Hood pulled out her gun from her basket and calmly replied "oh no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says!"

    A guy took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor there told them he'd developed a new machine that could take some of the pain away from her and pass the pain over to the father, and would she try it? So they set her up, and the doctor put the machine on 10% pain, telling the husand that 10% pain would be bearable. It was so little, the husband asked the doctor to increase the pain. So it went to 20%. Then 50%. It was still easy for the husband, so the doctor put it to 100%. After the baby was born the man stood up, and they left. Both felt fine. When they got home they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVindo Books
    Release dateApr 17, 2014
    ISBN9781498930390
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