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    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!
    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!
    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!
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    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!

    By Short Good Jokes

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    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!
    Delivered straight to you is over 100 of the greatest Adult jokes ever.

    These are some of the most crude, rude, hilarious and downright offensive jokes you will ever  hear.

    There are jokes spanning over a range of topics, such as:
    - Sex
    - Men
    - Women
    - Work
    - Bus stops
    - Any many more exciting punch lines for every occasion...

    Disclaimer
    Use of the contents may offend some or all of the following:
    - Children
    - Mother-in-law
    - Partners
    - Work Colleagues
    - And everyone else!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherK Victoria
    Release dateAug 20, 2014
    ISBN9781502208668
    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude!

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    101 Dirty Adult Jokes! - Funny, hilarious and downright rude! - Short Good Jokes

    While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.

    101 DIRTY ADULT JOKES! - FUNNY, HILARIOUS AND DOWNRIGHT RUDE!

    First edition. August 20, 2014.

    Copyright © 2014 Short Good Jokes.

    ISBN: 978-1502208668

    Written by Short Good Jokes.

    Also by Short Good Jokes

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    Table of Contents

    Copyright Page

    101 Adult Jokes

    Further Reading: 101 Insults

    101 Adult Jokes

    Cover image credited to © grafik_art - Fotolia.com

    Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

    They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy.

    Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own.

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    A man and his friend stop by the local pub after work. He loses track of time, looks at his watch and sees that it's 11:00.

    He says, Oh shit! My wife's going to kill me! I've got to get home.

    His buddy says, Relax, try what I do. Whenever I'm out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She'll be so happy, she'll forget about you being out too late.

    The guy thanks him, leaves, and follows his friend's advice. He sneaks into the house, slips under the covers and goes to work. When he's finished, he gets up to use the bathroom. He opens the door and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet. He screams, What the hell are you doing in here!?

    The wife says, Be quiet! Grandma's sleeping in the other room!

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    What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle?

    Wipe it off and apologise.

    ●   

    I got an erection whilst

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