F*ck! I'm in My Twenties
By Emma Koenig
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Emma Koenig
Emma Koenig is a New York based actor/singer/writer and the creator of fuckiminmy20s.tumblr.com. She is still waiting for her BFA to pay for itself.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Soooo relatable right now (20, soon to be 21) just what I needed to read ☺️
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F*ck! I'm in My Twenties - Emma Koenig
YOU!
FUCK!
The day I turned twenty, everything changed and the world drained of its color. A dark storm cloud settled atop my head, raining down furiously every time I attempted to get out of bed. I was taunted by melancholy music, which attacked me from every direction, crawling into my ears and burrowing into the folds of my cerebral cortex. I soldiered on, the odious orchestra delving deeper into the dungeon of my being until it invaded my heart.
Okay. Well. Not really. It wasn’t (completely) like that. Maybe I wasn’t outfitted with my own personal rain cloud, but something weird was at play. I had entered into uncharted territory. But I am getting ahead of myself. Let me begin at the beginning. Or at least in the same general area as where the beginning would be if I were any good at reflecting upon life in a super-linear fashion.
Around the time I began my junior year in college, I began hearing a lot of cautionary tales from friends who were older than I and already out. All of them got the same kind of faraway look in their eyes as