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    F this Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

    By Richard Benson

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    About this ebook

    From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateMar 18, 2014
    ISBN9781452133355
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    F this Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers
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    Richard Benson

    Richard Benson is the author of several humor books. He lives in London.

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    • 4/5
      A collection of wrong answers from various exams, tests, and quizzes. Some are stupid, some are snarky, some are genuinely funny...and a few are strangely appropriate, even if they weren't what the teacher was looking for. "What lead towards Nancy's death in Oliver Twist?" "Charles Dickens killed her."
    • 4/5
      Humor abounds in this collection of wrong answers. I would be very surprised if the teachers didn’t laugh at some of the absurd answers and I hope the students got some credit for ingenuity. For example: Q - What are the main features of baroque music? A - It can’t be fixed. The book is worth reading and then reading again.
    • 5/5
      This was just wonderful. With funny non-answers and quite a lot of snark, these creative teenagers made my day. Some of the answers come with their own illustrations. Lots of good belly laughs here. 5 stars.