50 Dates Worse Than Yours
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50 Dates Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz
50
DATES
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
50 Days Worse Than Yours
50 Relatives Worse Than Yours
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
50 Jobs Worse Than Yours
J. Crewd
50
DATES
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
Justin Racz
BLOOMSBURY
Copyright © 2007 by Justin Racz
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eISBN: 978-1-59691-973-0
First U.S. Edition 2007
1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2
Designed by Elizabeth Van Itallie and Justin Racz
Printed in Singapore by Tien Wah Press
For Julie.
Thank you for taking me away from the madness.
Contents
1. Proposes on First Date
2. Joe Hickey
3. The Doodler
4. Karaoke
5. She Was in It for the Meal
6. Surprise! You Were Related
7. Shorter in Person
8. Painfully Chivalrous
9. Spinach in Teeth
10. Ménage à Blackberry
11. Hope You Like Meat
12. Conjugal Visit
13. Peep Show
14. Passover
15. Vegas Date
16. First Date
17. Too Hot
18. Dating the Bartender
19. AA Meeting
20. Kiddy Date
21. Protest Rally
22. Almost Divorced
23. Creepy Non-Blinker
24. She Was Pregnant
25. The Dutchman
26. Needs a Green Card
27. Cockfight
28. Cow Tipping
29. Was It a Date?
30. Breakup
31. Airtroduced
32. Reality Show
33. Mechanical Bull Riding Lawsuit
34. Xtreme Date
35. Lapdog Date
36. Loud Bar
37. Best Friend's Dad
38. One Night Stand
39. Triple Indie Feature
40. Bad Playdate
41. She Didn't Shut Up
42. Meet My Homies
43. NASCAR/Secondhand Smoke
44. Arrives in Pajamas
45. Wedding
46. Date to Mate
47. Dim Sum
48. Car Ran Out of Gas
49. Wicked Cheap
50. Company Christmas Party
51. Your Date
1. Proposes on First Date
Terminally ill or in serious need of a tax break, he pops the question.
His living room, next to the Xbox. Certainly not the romantic, twilit streets of Paris that you had dreamed of telling your children about one day.
I'm a gambling man by nature . . . so deal or no deal?
What's your name again?
At least he's not afraid of commitment.