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50 Dates Worse Than Yours
50 Dates Worse Than Yours
50 Dates Worse Than Yours
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There is nothing as unbearable as a bad date. From the awkward conversation to the strained laughter to the moments of sheer bewilderment (did he just call me "Poopsy?"), dating is not an activity for the easily discouraged. Thankfully, Justin Racz returns with this newest installment to help ease the romantic pain. These would-be Casanovas remind us that there are worse times to be had. Including entries such as: "Creepy Non-Blinker," "Keeps Telling You How Much You Remind Him of His Sister," "Mechanical Bull Riding," "Lap Dog Girl," and "Invites you over and is wearing pajamas when you arrive," 50 Dates Worse Than Yours presents just about every blindingly bad date around. Filled with entertaining photographs and outrageous bullet points listing each prospective partner's hideous traits, this is the perfect gift for anyone who has ever faked food poisoning just to get away from that guy her aunt set her up with.
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Release dateDec 17, 2008
ISBN9781596919730
50 Dates Worse Than Yours

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50 Dates Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz

50

DATES

WORSE

THAN

YOURS

BY THE SAME AUTHOR

50 Days Worse Than Yours

50 Relatives Worse Than Yours

50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours

50 Jobs Worse Than Yours

J. Crewd

50

DATES

WORSE

THAN

YOURS

Justin Racz

BLOOMSBURY

Copyright © 2007 by Justin Racz

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or

reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission

from the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied

in critical articles or reviews.

For information address Bloomsbury USA, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010.

Published by Bloomsbury USA, New York

Distributed to the trade by Holtzbrinck Publishers

All papers used by Bloomsbury USA are natural, recyclable

products made from wood grown in well-managed forests. The

manufacturing processes conform to the environmental regulations

of the country of origin.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data has been applied for.

eISBN: 978-1-59691-973-0

First U.S. Edition 2007

1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2

Designed by Elizabeth Van Itallie and Justin Racz

Printed in Singapore by Tien Wah Press

For Julie.

Thank you for taking me away from the madness.

Contents

1. Proposes on First Date

2. Joe Hickey

3. The Doodler

4. Karaoke

5. She Was in It for the Meal

6. Surprise! You Were Related

7. Shorter in Person

8. Painfully Chivalrous

9. Spinach in Teeth

10. Ménage à Blackberry

11. Hope You Like Meat

12. Conjugal Visit

13. Peep Show

14. Passover

15. Vegas Date

16. First Date

17. Too Hot

18. Dating the Bartender

19. AA Meeting

20. Kiddy Date

21. Protest Rally

22. Almost Divorced

23. Creepy Non-Blinker

24. She Was Pregnant

25. The Dutchman

26. Needs a Green Card

27. Cockfight

28. Cow Tipping

29. Was It a Date?

30. Breakup

31. Airtroduced

32. Reality Show

33. Mechanical Bull Riding Lawsuit

34. Xtreme Date

35. Lapdog Date

36. Loud Bar

37. Best Friend's Dad

38. One Night Stand

39. Triple Indie Feature

40. Bad Playdate

41. She Didn't Shut Up

42. Meet My Homies

43. NASCAR/Secondhand Smoke

44. Arrives in Pajamas

45. Wedding

46. Date to Mate

47. Dim Sum

48. Car Ran Out of Gas

49. Wicked Cheap

50. Company Christmas Party

51. Your Date

1. Proposes on First Date

Terminally ill or in serious need of a tax break, he pops the question.

His living room, next to the Xbox. Certainly not the romantic, twilit streets of Paris that you had dreamed of telling your children about one day.

I'm a gambling man by nature . . . so deal or no deal?

What's your name again?

At least he's not afraid of commitment.

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