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    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
    Ebook164 pages24 minutes

    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours

    By Justin Racz

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    Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you're not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we've all had the misfortune to meet.


    There's Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who's using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It.


    Isn't revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine's Day gift.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBloomsbury USA
    Release dateDec 17, 2008
    ISBN9781596918832
    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours

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    50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz

    50

    BOYFRIENDS

    WORSE

    THAN

    YOURS

    50

    BOYFRIENDS

    WORSE

    THAN

    YOURS

    Justin Racz

    BLOOMSBURY

    To Julie, my girlfriend,

    Betsy Lerner, my superagent,

    and Mom —

    the women in my life.

    Contents

    1. Boyfriendster

    2. Goth Casual

    3. Large-Pet Owner

    4. BFN (Boyfriend for Now)

    5. Stalker

    6. Worst Kisser Ever

    7. Thrifty

    8. Better Looking Than You

    9. One-Position Peter

    10. Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer

    11. Home Video Maker

    12. Wiener Mobile Driver

    13. Grew Up Gotti

    14. In the Closet

    15. Grandmaster

    16. Mr. Anger Management

    17. White Boyee

    18. Doesn't Like You Like You

    19. Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It

    20. Man with Cats

    21. Tortured Artist

    22. Roommate Turned Boyfriend

    23. Backhanded Complimenter

    24. Fixer-Upper

    25. OCD

    26. Vegan

    27. Personal Trainer

    28. Jewish Momma's Boy

    29. Surprise Sadist

    30. Comedian

    31. 50KCar, 30KJob

    32. Jesus Beard

    33. PDA Guy

    34. Your Boss

    35. Not Over His Ex

    36. DJ

    37. Mr. Miami Beach

    38. Man with Beautiful Hair

    39. Star Wars Lover

    40. Neo-Patriot

    41. Sexual Grinch

    42. Actor/Musician/Applebee's Waiter

    43. Under House Arrest

    44. Activist

    45. 1.5"

    46. Sensitive Tattoo Man

    47. Heterosexual Flight Attendant

    48. Lonely Literature Reader

    49. Hypochondriac Hal

    50. Lactose Intolerant

    51. Your Boyfriend

    1. Boyfriendster

    He looks great on screen at low resolution, but in person . . .

    Hi!:)

    Relationships begin with a month-long e-courtship built on off-the-cuff IM's at work (showing one's funny side) and witty e-mails at night. You imagine what it would be like changing your last name to Wyszomierski.

    From his web cam, it looks suspiciously like a dorm room.

    At $29.95 a month for match.com, $34.95 for JDate, and $49.95 for eHarmony, the boy —a subscriber to all —has disposable income

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