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    Conversations with Wonka: Part five
    Conversations with Wonka: Part five
    Conversations with Wonka: Part five
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    Conversations with Wonka: Part five

    By Madeleine Masterson

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    We proudly present the very latest in the lives of Owner and her forgiving life plan, with plenty of ready advice from Wonka who can discern sense from nonsense in seconds; but how to persuade Owner? She is busy sorting sheds, cooking up a storm and all with the blessing of her new find, a book to reveal the very secrets of the Universe. All the ancient wisdom, all of Jung’s deep thinking brought together in a small paperback by the bed. Will anyone survive Owner’s fighting spirit? Ah, but it is a happy spirit, and bound to make you smile. So read on, and like Wonka, find a warm place in the sun. With big love x

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMadeleine Masterson
    Release dateMay 25, 2015
    ISBN9781310464874
    Conversations with Wonka: Part five
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    Madeleine Masterson

    pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...

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      Conversations with Wonka - Madeleine Masterson

      Conversations with Wonka - Part five--

      Published by Madeleine Masterson at Smashwords

      Copyright 2015 Madeleine Masterson

      What had changed? I ruminated on this whilst I waited for aged sibling to complete the twenty minute teeth brushing ritual that had to precede every visit to the Dentist. Not our Dentist, not since I left him in a sulk.

      ‘You haven’t..’ went Wonka when I strode in and chucked the cartload of shopping down in the hall to crash down the switch on the space rocket that doubled as a kettle. It started its journey through space and I threw a healthy tea bag in the mug.

      I have!’ I said proudly ‘I’ve ditched him!’

      I mean in hindsight I had done the usual. Gone funny because the world wasn’t operating at my speed. Railed at the injustice of it all, whittled down to a cancelled appointment. Yes it had been this that sent me over the edge.

      ‘It’s not good enough’ I spoke loudly to the two stony

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