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    If I Ran the School: 24 funny school poems
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    If I Ran the School: 24 funny school poems

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    About this ebook

    If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you.

    Homework Would Be Fun… If Your Teacher Assigned This Book as Required Reading! — If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Bruce Lansky has written five new poems for this book and selected nineteen others from some of his favorite poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, and Robert Pottle.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMeadowbrook
    Release dateApr 8, 2014
    ISBN9781481412278
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    • 5/5
      Very,funny! Bruce Lansky has done most of the poems in this poetry book. Other authers (like Kenn Nesbitt) has tooken part in this poetry book and they are very funny. One funny poem + another funny poem = hilarious!