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Merry Christmas folks and our gift to you is another in the conversations series, with Wonka on the back paw! All to do with Tinkers and the Boolleys who take over the house and Owner’s heart into the bargain. With Wonka taking to a shelf in the Narnia cupboard, and Jung busy with his sculpture who is left to advise?? Will Owner get festive in time for the season, and what will become of those adorable Boolleys? Take some time out, follow the adventures of Wonka and have yourselves a very merry Christmas. With love and peace, always X
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Madeleine Masterson
pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...
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Conversations with Wonka - Madeleine Masterson
Conversations with Wonka - Part Six
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Copyright 2015 Madeleine Masterson
Nine months later, I could just about handle thinking about the Boolleys.
‘You were prophetic Wonka,’ I told him, as he was splayed out next to his best toy.
‘No, I’m not!’ he countered, giving his new toy a clatter. The ball span smoothly round the little plastic circuit until it slowly ran its course and stopped. Wonka clouted it again.
‘I said it was prophetic, not – ‘ oh anyway, to talk about the kittens, even now a good six months later would have me weeping, and have Wonka in post-traumatic stress disorder. He may even have invented it, and in doing so, we must await his solution. (Crouching on shelves in the Narnia cupboard? Perhaps not for a burly soldier home from the hill.) The whole episode had affected him badly and for a brief spell
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