Conversations with Wonka: Part Seven
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In time for the back end of the year, and the march towards that season of goodwill, we bring you part seven in the conversations series. Owner has reinvented herself as an invigilator and has two new advisors, Percy and George, with the imaginary Jung chipping away at his rocks elsewhere. Wonka is also chipping in, with his usual cutthroat straight from the hip advice. Just get on with it! A summer holiday with old friends is squashed into Owner's busy life - ah! What could go wrong?! Do enjoy the latest story, brought to you as ever with big love X
Madeleine Masterson
pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...
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Conversations with Wonka - Madeleine Masterson
Conversations with Wonka - Part Seven
Published by Madeleine Masterson at Smashwords
Copyright 2016 Madeleine Masterson
At the end of the lesson I stood and cried with the lad who was also having a bad time of it; he had expressed this by self-harming with a ruler, whilst I stared at him in my own inner anguish.
‘I can’t possibly go back,’ I whined at Wonka who was carefully eating Bertie’s new dietary biscuits.
‘Don’t be ridiculous.’ He advised in between mouthfuls.
It had been the usual set up with me as chief lion tamer and clown and the interval where you all get to talk and shout and let loose. Hang on! That was the entire lesson. Thinking myself ahead of the game, thanks to a kindly supply teacher who had gladly showed me a chemistry practical demonstration (about chromo something or