Ranveer Explains Almost Everything
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Most books educate you sort of. This book will educate you thoroughly. In Ranveer Explains Almost Everything, educator, social commentator, and comedian Ranveer Panjabari tackles a wide variety of topics, including finance, plumbers, internet, Diet Dr. Pepper, sociology, and Mr. Furley.
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Ranveer Explains Almost Everything - Ranveer Panjabari
Introduction
Before I get started, I'll tell you a little about myself. My name is Ranveer Panjabari. I live in San Jose, California, where I was born and raised. I'm 39 and a half. I’m almost 39 and three quarters. My current jobs include real estate agent, computer technician, and comedian. I made $37,400 last year. My favorite brand of hot sauce is Tapatio. I voted for Bob Dole in 1996. I haven’t voted for anyone since then. (I’m sticking it out with Bob Dole. I’m in it for the long haul.) I’ve been married once, divorced once, and engaged three times. I just broke up with my third fiance two weeks ago, after we got into a fight over whether it makes sense to eat cereal with a spoon and fork. (Guess which side she took? Hint—she’s insane.) I’m currently single.
Anyways, now let’s talk about this book. This book is one of those books where the title really tells you what’s in the book. Unlike The Neverending Story. What a scam that is. Spoiler alert: the story ends. As for this book, it is what the title says. In these pages, I, Ranveer, am gonna explain almost everything. I guarantee that there’s more education in here than there is in any other book out there, especially if that other book is written by Kendra Wilkinson. And also maybe Albert Einstein. You can read an Einstein book for hours, and all you’re gonna get out of it is a thorough understanding of physics. As for this book, it’ll teach you almost everything other than physics.
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