Curses and Blessings for All Occasions
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May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.
Blessings include:
- May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
- May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
- May your corpse be museum worthy.
- May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
- May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
- May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
Bradley Trevor Greive
BRADLEY TREVOR GREIVE AM was born in Tasmania and became a global publishing sensation after the release of The Blue Day Book in 2000; the former paratrooper has since sold more than 30 million books in 115 countries. BTG is also television presenter for wildlife programs on Animal Planet and Netflix, and leads frontline conservation efforts on every continent. In 2014 BTG was awarded the Order of Australia for his service to literature and wildlife conservation and, in 2016, he was formally adopted by the Deisheetaan clan of Alaska's Native American Tlingit people.
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