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This week there’s a car v plane bust-up, news of a bizarre fraud involving
MG Rover, bizarre celebrity/car tie-ins, a siren that vibrates motorists
and cash-in merchandise. Toyota versus Easyjet There’s a big beef going
on between Toyota and Easyjet on Twitter, which stems from Easyjet’s
muddled and misleading claim that their jets emit less CO2 than [...]
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Cider seems to have made a bit of a comeback in recent years, There;s quite often a low-level gamesmanship that goes on in umping.
by virtue of a bit of branding that has restyled it as a bit of a The majority of people are straight down the middle, but tend to be not
cool alcopop and the Stella phenomenon - charging an arm outers on the basis that they’re not going to risk giving their own batters
and a leg for something horrible to dupe people into thinking out unless all three stumps were likely to cartwheeling out of the ground.
it’s not horrible.
Decisions at the death of a game, where a wicket could swing the
Bulmers - along with Irish brewer Magners (also, confusingly sold as balance, are not likely to go in favour of the bowler. Likewise it’s
Bulmers) - has cornered the market in charging over the odds for their probably not even worth appealing for close run outs or stumpings as no-
product, as anyone whose heart has sunk upon learning that some idiot one can be sure either way.
in the round wants a pint of ice and some fizzy apple pop will know.
The other form of gamesmanship in umping is to deploy an umpire so
Just to reinforce its Britishness, Bulmer’s has released a terrible advert hopeless that they probably don’t even know the laws of cricket. Young
that’s omnipresent all summer pushing its sweet fizzy pop with a terrible kids are a speciality, and most young uns these days seem to be coached
poem that’s a kind of low-rent equivalent of If, itself a poem that Kipling into a kind of ‘give-em-nothing’ attitude that basically promoted out-
thought was rubbish. and-out cheating.
‘30 degrees, knob-ly knees!’ and a load of other stupid supposedly British At the other end of the scale is the hopeless old ump, who miscounts
cliches that make me want to retch. There are lots of shots of people balls in an over, gives rampantly absurd decisions and does it all with a
doing stupid, supposedly British things and we’re all supposed to smile smile on his face. I find it hard to be tough on these old guys as the
in recognition of how bloody ridiculous but loveable we all are. weekly cricket match is clearly a highlight for them, but they’re among
the worst not outers in the game. This is particularly galling when you’re
It’s frankly nauseating, and bloody irritating and patronising. It’s an idea a bowler.
of Britain straight out of The Sun, so bland it could have been dreamed
up but Jo Whiley and so right-on it’s like a David bloody Cameron At Sefton I honestly think we mainly play it fair. If anything I think we’re
speech. probably too generous, though my own umping was described as
‘embarrassing’ by a particularly obnoxious bowler with an absurd name
‘Glorious, magnificent, eccentric and ours!’ It’s a mantra borne of a focus this season.
group, the empty rallying cry of a telecommunications brand evangelist,
the ersatz motif of a society that doesn’t really exist. It’s fucking shit. Although respect for umpires seems to be going the way of all things in
the game, I think it’s important to uphold, and though I reckon I’ve
kissed goodbye to a couple of dozen extra wickets over the years (I bowl
wicket-to-wicket seam so LBWs form a big part of my attack) I don’t
think slating the umpire is really, well, cricket.
So I’m resigned to hearing the ‘down leg’s and ‘too many variables’ from
umpires in club cricket with a wry smile or baffled stare, though the day I
QUIS EST PORCUS? see an umpire openly urinating on the pitch in answer to an appeal may
be the day I finally snap.
Not out...
JUL 08, 2009 10:36P.M.
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MT BLOG Go mad!
Go crackers!
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Celebrating crackers from around the world
Go Penguins
JUL 07, 2009 02:02P.M. Go to the foot of your stairs!
After the success of last year’s Go Superlambananas, which People all over Liverpool go to the foot of their stairs to raise awareness
saw loads of superlambananas springing up around the city, of stair-related injuries.
this year will feature Go Penguins, which will feature lots of,
er, penguins springing up around the city. Go bonkers!
Anyway, although all of this is facetious in the extreme, I’m sure the Go
Penguins events will be fun and successful.
Although there was a lot of sniffiness about the SLBs I thought they were
a good way of connecting with kids, and I expect this new programme to
be equally successful.
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No, I’m a big fan of not fixing things that ain’t broke, but this strikes me Some videos from Ferrari have arrives in our inbox, showing the
as a little unimaginative. Scuderia Spider 16M blasting up the hillclimb at Goodwood in under a
minute. There’s also videos of the the California and 599 GTB Fiorano
However, it also opens up some intriguing possibilities for events around with HGTE package, which don’t hang about either. Goto the
the city in the future. Her are some: MotorTorque homepage on Youtube for more. Bookmark It
Go bats!
Bats start springing up around the city. Actually I’d enjoy this one.
Go ballistic!
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LIVERPOOL CULTURE BLOG switch from printing in Liverpool to Oldham, at least one hour’s drive
away.
Liverpool crane collapse
JUL 06, 2009 01:05P.M. The consensus - right or wrong - in Liverpool’s media community is that
The Post is on its way out, with sales down to under 10K according to
This extraordinary image comes from Sparkle Media and various reports I’ve heard.
shows a crane collapsed across a building at Chandlers Wharf
near the Albert Dock in Liverpool. Given the difficulty regional newspapers are experiencing, and recent
moves by Trinity Mirror to axe several Midlands titles, the writing would
This is by my reckoning the third crane collapse in Liverpool in recent appear to be on the wall for Liverpool’s second daily.
years. There are reports that the driver is injured but alive and there are
people trapped in the building. Here’s hoping everyone gets out But in moving the newspapers into almost direct competition with one
unscathed. another, Trinity Mirror seems to be delaying that move - but is it simply
delaying the inevitable?
Liverpool’s citizen journalists are providing superb coverage of the event,
which you can follow here. The NUJ’s response is not encouraging - it has described the move as
‘ripping the heart out of the Post and Echo’ and vowed to fight the move.
The chapel is meeting this week to discuss a response.
• Here’s another by Fact_Liverpool: Journalists at the Echo will move to an overnight deadline and a later
edition, meaning journalists will be unable to react to overnight events
for the first edition - one of the key advantages the Echo has over
nationals and rubbish like Metro.
MT BLOG Journalists at the Echo are not pleased, but Trinity Mirror says there will
be no job losses.
The best UK Volkswagen car
Sadly that’s not the case for the printers at Liverpool - a hundred will
adverts lose their jobs when printing shifts to Oldham at the start of August.
JUL 06, 2009 11:52A.M.
It’s a tragedy for the workers involved, and it’s also the end of 155 years
Jalopnik’s best Volkswagen adverts struck us as rather overlooking some of printing at Liverpool.
of the best VW ads this side of the water over the last few years. Given
that the German car-maker has been probably featured the best car ads It’s also, coincidentally, where the first editions of Liverpool Student
of the last decade – with only stable-mate Audi as a potential rival for Newspaper were published ten years ago - eventually.
irreverence, style and brand [...]
The first two dummy editions came back totally whited out, and barely
legible. We went to speak to the printers to sort it out in the end.
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I was impressed with the noise, size and grime of the operation - far
Trinity Mirror move pitches bigger than the Hartlepool Mail’s printing presses I’d previously seen.
They’re also gone these days. Whichever way you look at it, it’s a shame.
Echo and Post against one
• There’s a video below from Liverpool Stories on the printing presses at
another the Post and Echo building.
JUL 05, 2009 04:39P.M.
The Echo will still retain an on-day edition, but the first will be printed
overnight.
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Every bowler will know the archetype of the fat slogger, and
every bowler will have suffered at the hands of the FS.
kossy:
They’re usually in their 40s, red-faced and aggressive. They feast on pies
and pints as readily as half volleys and long hops. They’re essentially fat
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bastards.
iQ Aston Martin,”Cygnet”. A ···.
The fat slogger has one aim in life – to dispatch your best deliveries to
I don’t know what this means but it saves me the trouble of blogging it
the boundary with a meaty forearm and bat, and a significant degree of
myself
luck.
If you bowl a really good ball – one just back of a length – the fat slogger
MT BLOG will contemptuously pat it down in front of him or simply pad up.
The People’s Reviewer Because the Fat Slogger is quite tall he gets a good stride in, reason
JUL 03, 2009 04:07P.M. enough for the opposition umpire to give FS not out.
The MT Blog has teamed up with Volkswagen to promote The People’s The FS will go hard at every ball, and will edge balls fast through the
Reviewer – a competition to find the bestest amateur car reviewer in the slips, or just get enough of the ball to clear the fielder you’ve placed at
UK. Nine reviewers will be given a Tiguan compact SUV to get to grips Cow.
with, and the winner (by public vote) will walk away with the VW
crossover. Each reviewer put forward [...] The slower ball that is often the nemesis of the Fat Slogger can be just as
easily dispatched mercilessly if your length or line are slightly out.
Fat Sloggers are flat-track bullies, and as such can be tied in knots by
sticky wicket or a moving ball, but they’ve probably biffed a few lucky 4s
by the time they’re out.
Most are blessed with an extraordinary eye, or were once quite useful.
And they’re fat - so the ball goes further.
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Today’s Tabbloid PERSONAL NEWS FOR robinbrown78@yahoo.co.uk 12 July 2009
After a slogged, fat 70 not out, the FS will almost certainly come on to Anyway, for those considering using it, I recommend it. It has obvious
bowl some pies and bafflingly take five wickets. advantages over other web-based readers – I use Netvibes, which i like –
and is a nifty piece of kit.
I hate Fat Sloggers.
For those as self-absorbed as I am, I also recommend it.
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Tabbloid ego trip
JUL 02, 2009 07:44P.M. Unsolicited spam
JUL 02, 2009 04:53P.M.
For those unfamiliar with it, Tabbloid is a kind of feed
aggregator that display your feeds in a newspaper format. 2 for 1 - Dining Deal Due to the economic downturn and the widespread
recession, we feel it is a...
It’s meant to be a reader but I tested it out using feeds from my various
web nodes, just to see what it’s like.
ROBIN BROWN
I just found the link in my inbox and am impressed to see it’s pulled
articles from all of the feeds I entered and compiled into a fairly well put- Americans confused by Mrs
together PDF.
Slocombe’s pussy
So, it obviously works, but beyond that it also provides an astonishing JUL 02, 2009 01:00P.M.
ego boost (I’m always inordinately entertained by my own writing).
It’s always said that Americans don’t do irony. Neither, it
seems, do they do innuendo.
TechCrunch:
“Still amazes me how stuff like that gets in the top list of
trending topics. It shouldn’t.”
So, the Brits like smut – and Are You Being Served was gloriusly stupid,
hilarious smut – and the Americans are humourless nerds. Who knew?
The fact that it was initially assumed to be more spam speaks as much of
the problems Twitter is experiencing as of the typically myopic and
pompous worldview of US geeks.
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What if Dani Behr was a bear? A recent trip to several food outlets has reminded me just what a poor
choice of crisps there are...
By James Ronson
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