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teacher sucked Warmth, radiating, like a frozen brick Knowledge deep like a shallow kiss Expanding through time and space Every student developed ignorant bliss Every time they saw his smiling face Preparing them for the exams he did not As he surfed the web to read some lines You saw, simply, that he didn't know a lot Neither was he a taster of good wines This man sat in his chair of can not-know This teacher that takes you far be-low