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Gor Mahia upset stubborn Chemelil Sugar 1-0
in a rain-drenched tough match shattering the
millers unbeaten record in the Kenyan Premier
League.
Chemelil Sugar started out with fast pace and
came close to scoring the opener in the 21st min-
ute through Innocent Wafula who squandered a
Millers suffer rst league
loss to KOgalo at Mumias
Gor Mahias Dan Sse-
runkuma (left)
tussles with Omino
James of Chemelil
Sugar during their
Premier league
encounter at the
Mumias Sports
Complex yesterday.
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COVER GIRL
Published by I The Standard Group Ltd
Group Managing Editor I Kipkoech Tanui
Editor I Stevens Muendo
Sub-Editor I Peter Ndoria
Writers I Tony Mochama, Rose Kwamboka, Austine
Okande, Kevin Oguoko, Esther Muchene, Mkala
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MEET THE
PULSE RATE
PULSE VIBE
S
ome few
years ago, I
took a road
trip to the
Coast with a
promoter who had a
performance deal with the
king of bling, CMB Prezzo.
It was the rst time I
experienced a celebrity
entourage; eight classy
rides with beefed-up
security, groupies and all
the attendant pizazz.
Upon getting to
Mombasa the next day,
Prezzo declined to show
up on stage. He had
tabled a long list of
demands on how his
back-up artistes, dancers
and groupies had not been taken care of saying all that
had been captured in his rider!
Rider, the promoter quipped awkwardly.
Yes, my demands!
Now, whatever happened after that wasnt so
beautiful But that was then!
World over, celebs are known to table their
demands to event promoters wherever they are
signing a contract for a show. Some of those demands
are usually ridiculous and they indeed conrm the diva
tendencies we always suspected about them.
For example, how does Kanye West ask one to
provide a barber chair during his concert and Mariah
Carey demand owers, ramen and brand new toilet
seats? And...you think that is even outrageous!
Sparked by Diamonds new diva demands in his
rider that requires, among other things, a promoter to
provide particular foods and water brands and DNG
who now says you have to avail a private toilet during
his show, Pulse goes ahead to investigate the new
trend in the local entertainment industry. Gear up for
the intriguing piece that makes our Cover story.
We also expose some of our celebrities oops daft
moments and exclusively uncover the truth behind the
on-going Abbas and Bamboo bitter war.
So bad boy of showbiz Moustapha is going back to
school? Exclusive is what gets you a life...
Shhh! Its show time peeps!
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What a ri der!
Justin Bieber and
Paris Hilton
"happened"?
Probably you missed this one too but early
this week, there was this hot rumour that
Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton had some-
thing going on during the Cannes Sunday in
France. Well, so did it go down?
Here is the latest update: Justin Bieber
and Paris Hilton are not banging ... In fact,
she couldnt stand to spend more than a
half-hour with him because he wouldnt stop
playing his own songs, that according to
TMZ.
The truth is, Paris and Justin partied in
Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Nightclub.
There are reports that the two got cozy ...
with the 33-year-old climbing into Justins
20-year-old lap ... then leaving for his house.
But heres the deal. TMZ writes that 50
people went back to Justins house Paris
was never alone with him. And something
else they conrm ... she said the party was
lame and couldnt stand the fact that Justin
was playing his own songs ... so she left
after half an hour. So were guessing
Boyfriend didnt go over so well.
Model: Winnie Cyrus Age: 23
Hobbies: Swimming and dancing
Photographer: Buoart/Panaito Photography.
Shoot location: Nairobi, Uniafric House, Third Floor,
Suite 360.
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SPOTLIGHT
MOUSTAPHA IN CLASS
Together with socialite
Huddah, showbiz bad boy
Moustapha recorded a
new song at Ogopa called
Loboko. That was before
his contract was terminated.
Now, in this Pulse exclusive,
the Lenga Stress singer
answers the hard questions,
revealing his degree studies
in Mount Kenya University.
PAGE 6.
SPECIAL FEATURE
ABBAS, BAMBOO WAR
The new hip-hop beef in
town has exposed two of
the one time illest hip-hop
group, K South, badly in
what seems the ultimate
death of the Abbas and
Bamboo hip-hop union. The
two are no longer seeing eye
to eye. Pulse has the inside
story on why the two old
friends are at war.
PAGE 17
SECOND FEATURE
DID HE SAY THAT?
Have you ever sat down and
thought; What! Was that
the dumbest thing I have
ever heard or something?
World over, celebrated stars
and popular socialites make
some of the dumbest jokes
you can ever think about;
and here are some.
PAGE 19
EARONSTREET
CELEBRITY STAR SAYS
SINGER WIFE A CHEAT
Trouble is brewing within
a widely famous and
controversial celebrity
couple after the husband
conrmed an affair
between the celebrity
wife and a prominent
former Central region
politicians son
PAGE 22
OVERHEARD
RAILA JUNIOR AND
HUDDAH? OK!
Find out what the two did
last weekend.
PAGE 23
PULSE / Page 3 Friday ,May 23, 2014 / The Standard
WASSUP
The Mater Heart Run
The Mater Heart Run, now in its 18th edition,
is a programme that aims to raise funds to
enable children receive much needed heart
surgery that would ordinarily be unaffordable
for them. This charity event, sponsored by
The Standard Group, Safaricom Limited, The
Capital Group, Terre Des Hommes, Neth-
erlands, KCB Foundation and Kings Wear
Limited, Mater Heart Run will see participants
from all walks of life come and run together in
an effort to raise this years target of Sh70 mil-
lion as the event kicks off at Nyayo Stadium
and various places countrywide, tomorrow
morning.
Pulse Mayhem Party at Skylux
Pulse Magazine, your number one showbiz
rag, in conjunction with Skylux Lounge and
Ace Cards Entertainment host the Pulse May-
hem Party this end month. The party cele-
brates all the May born babies and celebrities
with plenty of music, interactive activities and
plenty of giveaways. In the meantime, cel-
ebrate the ladies tonight at the same venues
courtesy of the Lick Me Like a Lollipop party
featuring DJs Slick, Namosky and Showtym.
Charges are Sh300.
Fena Album Launch with Taio
The one-year anniversary of Live at the
Elephant, a sophisticated and classical musi-
cal concert series goes down at Lavington
on Kanjata road off James Gichuru next to
Msongari Secondary School tonight. This is a
special edition that features the debut album
launch of songbird Fena; performing along-
side Taio (Thee MC Africa) formerly of Camp
Mulla. Advance charges are Sh1,200 and
Sh1,500 at the gate.
Reggae Mondays at Hypnotica
Enjoy the best of reggae from DJs Kace and
Tsunami at Club Hypnotica this and every
Monday. Reggae enthusiasts are guaranteed
an exceptional time with plenty of offers in-
cluding nyama choma biting for every Sh1000
spent at the club. Entry charges are Sh200.
Miss Kenya 2014 Auditions Open
The auditions for the Miss Kenya 2014 beauty
pageant, Kenyas oldest, premier and most
prestigious beauty pageant, are on and this
time it promises to be bigger and better
courtesy of Snapp and Ashleys. If you are
an intelligent, beautiful lady aged between
18 and 24, you stand a chance to wow the
scouts as auditions campaign continue this
weekend at several venues including Club
Lambada in Mombasa and White Rhino in
Nyeri. Check out the Miss Kenya webpage for
more information.
Parties at Lavish Lounge
Popular joint, Lavish Lounge on Moi Avenue,
hosts a series of parties this coming week-
end. Its sexy curves and muscle competi-
tion hosted by Fundi Frank and current Miss
Universe Kenya, Faith Waithera. DJs Que
and Bibo will be on the decks this and every
Friday and Saturday and cap off the week-
end with salsa lessons every Sunday.
Crme at Galileos
It is an epic affair party as decksman DJ
Crme de la Crme spins and thrills fans at
the new look Galileos Lounge in Westlands
tomorrow night.
XCs Theatre Series at Brookhouse
Cross Culture XC hosts its second theatre
production series at Brookhouse Internation-
al School in Langata tomorrow afternoon.
The event themed National Theatre Lives
broadcast of Frankenstein features a rendi-
tion of the same- a rendition that has won
awards including the 2012 Olivier Award for
Best Actor for Benedict Cumberbatch and
Jonny Lee Miller. Charges are Sh2, 500.
Kaytrixx at Kakamega
Catch Kaytrixxx the Entertainer and the
Spincycle outt as they spin and thrill fans at
Hush Club in Kakamega tonight.
Them Mushrooms at Choices
Join one of Kenyas popular and successful
bands, Them Mushrooms, as they headline
the Roots International hosted Thursday
Nite Live concert series. The group formed
in 1972, comprises ve brothers: Teddy Ka-
landa Harrison, Billy Sarro Harrison, George
Zirro Harrison, John Katana Harrison, and
Dennis Kalume Harrison. Join them as they
thrill music lovers with their timeless hits at
Choices Pub on Baricho road next Thursday.
Octopizzo at St Marys
Catch hip hop star Octopizzo as he performs
live at St Mary School in Lavington for the
Blackrock Finals tomorrow afternoon.
Lusophone Film Festival
The Lusophone Film Festival, an avenue that
showcases the diversity of lm production
from eight Portuguese-speaking countries
spread across 4 continents, goes down at
Goethe-Institut this weekend. This May edi-
tion and its third session will focus on sports
in anticipation of the 2014 FIFA World Cup in
Brazil. The festival will present multiple mul-
timedia works (documentaries, animations,
shorts and feature lms), in monthly sessions
of several lms from different countries for
the coming six months.
House of Play at Jolly Rogers
Enjoy plenty of interactive activities from
swimming, nyama choma, kite riding, card
games among others in the second edition
of the House of Play party. DJs Nucci, Joe
Mfalme, Saint and Purpl are the headline
acts. The party goes down at Jolly Rogers
next Mamba Village tomorrow night. Charges
are Sh500.
Back to Basics at iClub
This Tuesday, dance to a new beat when
iClub and DJ Frankie present the Back to
Basics show for the best in soul music, from
7pm till late with DJ Frankie churning songs
from the days music had soul.
Mafans bash in the bush
The mafans bash in the bush will take place
tomorrow at Ole Tepes. This is an annual
event that involves hard-core Premier league
fans coming together at the end of the sea-
son. This years event has been organised
by among others Charles Carzola Nguna a
platinum member of Arsenal football club.
CLUB REVIEW
Club name: -XS MILLIONAIRES
CLUB
Location: Baricho Road, off Uhuru
Highway, next to Nakumatt Mega
Sitting capacity: 350 patrons
Open: Wednesday to Saturday
Rating: 6/10
Description
T
he latest upmarket club
in town is situated along
Nairobis Baricho Road,
(next to Nakumatt Mega
on Uhuru Highway) the
club is the place to try out and have a
taste of classy fun the entrance is
absolutely free.
The club is located on the ground
oor with an open mezzanine oor
with extra black leather seats and fully
stocked independent service counter, the
ground is equally fully furnished also with
A MI LLI ONAI RE TREAT
VIDEO review
Song: Lonely at the top
Artistes: Nonini featuring Chris
Adwar
Rating: 7/10
S
howbiz bigwigs Nonini
and Chris Adwar
recently released the
video to their latest col-
labo Lonely at the Top,
a song widely seen as a move by the
two artistes to stamp their authority,
as still the best in the local entertain-
ment industry.
The clip is ashy; it starts with a
close up shots of an expansive man-
sion then followed up with slow mo-
tion scenes, which put its audience
into an anticipatory mood.
The video tempo then quickly
picks so do the images in the video
with the Nonini rapping and Chris
Adwar vocals blending in well in the
entire clip.
The transition in the video is
smooth. Another interesting feature
is the effective use of lights and the
special effects, which make it easy
on the eye.
The video is well edited however
scenes of ladies rocked in veil seem
misplaced.
Still on top
[PHOTOS:ELVIS OGINA/STANDARD]
state of the art service counter.
In keeping with the theme of the clubs
name, the club is symbolised by the cur-
rency signs all over, like US dollars, sterling
pounds, and Japanese yen among others.
The club attracts mature clients with a
passion to have fun and local and foreign
beers are all stocked as well as various
brands of brandy and whisky. However,
some funny characters who sometimes
show up at the venue just lowers the class.
The local beers go for Sh300 and
imported Sh350.
There is a bucket offer of six-pack that
goes for Sh1, 500. A notable feature of
this club is the sexy dancers on the pole
to make you just relax and enjoy the drinks
and the show as your evening unwinds.
This pole show has however not been
taken well by some who think of it as
cheap. Besides, the waitresses are hot in
black hot pants and white blouses; always
smiling as they take your orders.
BY ELVIS OGINA
Page 4 / PULSE Friday, May 23, 2014 / The Standard
BIEN AIME
Pulse: Who has the hottest body?
Bien Aime: Me, of course; abs rock and I
have long slim ngers that can do a lot more.
P: What kind of a woman would you set
up W-DJ with?
B: A tiny slim chic so that she wouldnt go
back to him after she sees his size and he will
be single forever.
P: If he wasnt a DJ he what would he be?
B: A sumo ghter or Yokozuna.
P: What would he say or do to vibe a hot
chic?
B: Hi, can you please date me I look
like Bien Aime.
P: If you could change any part of his
body what would it be?
B: I would advocate for him to be taller
Battle of
the abs
Sauti Sols Bien Aime red the rst salvo when
they hit the gym and ripped their abs then
decided to record and release the Nishike,
shirtless and then W-DJ, too, decided to
release a more realistic parody. Today ESTHER
MUCHENE seeks to settle this abs matter once
and for all
VERDICT
Bien Aime may have made the girls
go gaga ogling his chiselled torso
but on this, other than the cab-
bage diss, W-DJ gives the heavier
(pardon the pun) punch lines.
considering he lacks any wow factor.
P: If he were a vegetable, what would he
be?
B: Cabbage. Its full of water and no nutri-
tional value.
P: If you could send him to any part of the
world where would you take him?
B: To South Africa, the land of Gods Must
Be Crazy where the Khoikhoi and the San
live because he is crazy enough to do such a
parody.
P: Who did the best Nishike rendition
between the two of you?
B: Different people look for different things.
If you want to laugh you will watch that one
but if you want the real sexy thing, ours is the
best.
P: Mchongoano time...
B: Yeye ni mnono hana laini huku nyuma,
akikaa chini anaroll kama pot. (He is so fat that
he does not have a butt-crack, when he sits
down he rolls over like a pot).
W DJAY
Pulse: Who has the hottest body?
W-DJ: I do because unlike him who had to
oil himself to shine I have enough fat in me for
my body to shine naturally. Its very expensive
to maintain a one pack and curves. It took me
a lifetime eating to achieve unlike him he hit
gym ya mawe (homemade stone gym) for only
three months.
P: What kind of a woman would you set up
Bien with?
WD: A mukorino adherent so that they start
a musical family; no need to hire dancers and
band members.
P: If he werent an artiste what would he
be?
WD: A Nairobi bus driver or conductor. He
would scare everyone into paying.
P: What would he say or do to vibe a hot
chic?
WD: Does he know how? He looks like
the guy of subscribing to dating sites posting
shirtless pictures.
P: If you could change any part of his
body what would it be?
WD: His head should be super big con-
sidering hes the head of Sauti Sol.
P: If he was a vegetable he would be a?
WD: A beetroot. Kuparara nayo! But if you
oil it, it will look somewhat attractive.
P: If you could send him to any part of
the world where would you take him?
WD: Back home in Sudan. Isnt he a
Sudanese?
P: Who did the best Nishike rendition
between the two of you?
WD: Isnt that obvious? Mine was better
quality, rib cracking and very original. Forget
about hitting the gym and hit the fridge.
P: Mchongoano time...
WD: Kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka
inabidi utoke out ukitaka kuchange mind.
(They are so many in their family, one needs
to get outside the house in order to change
his mind).
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Bien Aime
PULSE / Page 5 Friday May 23, 2014 / The Standard
When you
go to
Nakuru,
the zebra
county, get
your black
and white
stripes on.
Are you
lonely
because
your
fashion
sense keeps
friends
away? To
get the real
picture,
send the
word
FASHION
COP to....
There are
hot-pants
and
not-pants,
judging
from the
look of
things.
Abbas was in dire need of
something kubaff.
He walked up to the counter
and ordered for the usual.
He had by now, enough courage
to approach the ladies.
After engaging in the usual
drink-inspired banter.
Joy Mercy, we understand yours
were stolen.
We even got you when you gave
your explanation.
Because it was heartfelt, we
accepted your apology.
As long as you promise to return the
shoes you are wearing to the owner.
LENS
CAUGHTOUT
THROUGH
LENS
CAUGHTOUT
THROUGH
WTF and STFU!
I have been
here before.
fashioncop
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War dr obe i na
f uncti on
Bad hai r day. . .
I am thirsty,
some stiff drink
would help.
Gimme a
double tot of
Countryman.
I hope this is the
original stuff. If its
fake, nikikufa silipi.
Ati zimeibiwa?
Hauzioni hapo juu
ya mabati?
I had just put them
out to aerate and
smell fresh again.
Mwanaume ni
kujitetea, being sweet
wachia peremende.
HAIRY AFFLICTIONS: You are advised to look out for the
above symptoms and see a barber if symptoms persist.
Those rubber shoes
were new, fresh
from Mutindwa.
Pitson was feeling a bit too
casual to do the Lingala.
Off he went into the horizon, a
man on a musical mission.
And even though there were a
few, bare, challenges.
He emerged, ready to do the
Lingala ya Yesu.
Hii maneno
yenu, kweli, ni
complicated.
Hebu leta pia
T-shirt!
Haki please, I
thought jacket
imetosha.
Eric Omondi is
suffering from severe
malnutrition.
Hii ya Fred Omondi ni
Kwashiokor.
As for Owago Onyiro,
hii ni uchafu tu.
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SPOTLIGHT
Pulse: Congrats! We hear you have joined
Mount Kenya University (MKU) for a degree
course
Moustapha: (Laughs) News spreads fast,
where did you get this one from?
P: We are aware that you visited Mount
Kenya University, Thika, two weeks ago and it
had something to do with you furthering your
studies. Can you conrm?
M: It is true I was at the campus. The
student board had invited me for a surprise
birthday treat and it was during the visit that
the whole degree story started. I have always
wanted to go back to school and enhance
my skills; both for my music career and also
personal development. When the idea of tak-
ing up a business course was tabled, I found
a lot of sense pursuing such a course and it
is true I will be joining MKU in a few weeks. I
have already collected the application papers
and I am determined to take up my studies
from where I left.
P: It has been a long timeaway from
school, I mean people even said you are
illiterate and cant even construct an English
sentence
M: (Laughs) I did my formal studies a long
time ago but stopped after I took up a music
career. Back then, many artistes, just like me,
never took school seriously, but things have
changed. Music and entertainment is big busi-
ness now and one needs a lot of skills and
knowledge to handle music from a business
point of view. That is why I have been thinking
of going back to school.
P: What exactly do you want to go study?
M: Business Management. Like I said,
some things like music business can only be
achieved when one has good education. Even
Ken wa Maria is now in school.
P: So, exactly why do you think people
claim that you have never entered a class-
room?
M: As artistes, we live in a very judgmen-
tal atmosphere and that informs why critics
created such a rumour. Back then, the writer
who came up with the story had beef with my,
then, fellow, Deux Vultures singer Thomas.
But that was then.
P: Does the new move have anything to
do with the stress you have been experienc-
ing since you left Ogopa Deejays where your
contract was terminated?
M: Not really. It is purely a conscious deci-
sion. It is something I have been thinking over
and over for years. Meanwhile, something
that no one knows is the fact that I am still in
good terms with Ogopa and I am not stressed
at all. After our contracts were terminated,
Lucas (one of the Ogopa Deejays directors)
called me back and we agreed that the stable
would complete my unnished songs, so I am
still there. We are recording the Loboko video,
which should be out very soon.
P: Loboko? Is that the song you were
rumoured to be doing with Huddah some
months ago?
M: Right! Things hit a snag after Huddah
bolted out. She threatened to sue Ogopa and
I if we used her voice and lyrics in the song
that we had been working on for weeks. That
was sic!
P: Lets go slowly; rst it was a romantic
affair with Huddah, then now a music deal
Are we missing a point here?
MOUSTAPHA
TO CAMPUS
M: The truth is that Huddah and I met at Ogopa
Deejays and that is how our friendship began.
Besides other things, we agreed to do a collabo
and talked to the producer who thought it was a
good idea so we hit the booth together to record
Loboko. After a while, she changed her mind. The
song had already been mastered and we were al-
ready out there recording the video. Her move was
a major setback...a blow to me.
P: Exactly why did she bolt out... a girl
jilted?
M: One thing you have to know about
Huddah is that she can be so moody.
On this day, I met a fan at Tribeka and
after possing for pictures with her,
Ghetto Radio posted them trying
to allege that I was now going out
with another woman as opposed
to Huddah. She got mad with me
and that was the beginning of
our fall out. Everything between
Huddah and I stalled.
P: Can she sing in the rst
place, I mean, how do you rate
her singing? Wasnt this just for
the media noise?
M: Honestly, this was not a
prank. We were serious. The girl,
given time, can sing.
P: So would you call Marya
to ll in the vocals of Loboko
now that Huddah has leftyou
know what I mean?
M: I will give that question
a miss. But a lot is happening
in my life now and I am al-
most getting into a comfort-
able place. Time will tell.
Together with socialite Huddah, bad boy
Moustapha recorded a new song at Ogopa
called Loboko. That was before his contract was
terminated. Now, in this Pulse exclusive, the
Lenga Stress singer answers the hard questions,
revealing his degree studies in Mount Kenya
University
I did my formal studies
a long time ago but
stopped after I took up
a music career. Back
then, many artistes,
just like me, never took
school seriously.
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with
Smitta
Smitten
SCENE AT
with
Smitta
Smitten
SCENE AT
I
m still in Birthdae mode, esp coz
Pulse Ed Stevoski swore that hed
get all us May born celebz thrown
a Skylux Bash end month by waki-
na Amor Thige (notice how cleverly I
get the Thamba beholden to the Smitten via
publik reminder, lol).
Anyways, as time tides by, the one thing
you begin checking out is shizzle like the
muzik videos, just to see whos still hot n
who the young bucklings are riding the air
waves, like Yolo.
So twas kinda cool to look at onea the
yut progs the other day, and see so many of
the real artistes still goin so strong on tha
Top Ten, a lesson I think that all can learn
about quality.
Sauti Sol have been around for quite
a while, just like Just A Band, but Bien n
the boys sure know how to push boundar-
ies n always re-invent themselves. I mean,
just look at the buzz that Nishike by dem
has been creating, for example. There is
the envelope dat timid souls like to limit
demselves to n call it porn n all dat, but
if all tee-vee lived life like that, wed still
be watching Momonyoko wa Udongo as
prime tyme entertainment.
Artistes can either change the world by
pushing the boundaries, or they can wait for
the world to change then start fukuzaing the
demarcations of the new artistic countries.
Sauti Sol are the change we want.
Eric Wainaina is a pioneer, considering
he waz dening muzik 20 years ago with
Five Alive, when a large segment of Pulsers
were comin into this world. I recall being
star struck by the dude in the mid-90s at
the Hard Rock cafe dat waz at Barclays
Plaza in concert. Late 90s he waz calling out
corruption in the song Nchi ya Kitu Kidogo,
a wimbo I blasted in me rst ever popular
paper artikle (watt waz I thinkin, heh heh).
Anyway, yu see Erics video Selina and
the owing artistry and melody n simplic-
ity n sheer damn artistry just tells you that
Wainaina is a treasure ... like Selina Nyam-
box in the video (remember wat I told ya a
few weeks ago? Never put ma-Kwambox
in the Pro-Box of yur boxers, those mogusii
Kwamz are trabo, oo).
Lets take a VOODOO interval, n lez just
say if there is a young buck who knows how
The Long Lasting
Video Artistes
to roga roga lines that can just mesmerise
n hypnotise you, it is this Voodoo fellow. I
listened to his wimbo High Volume, turned
the knob up, saw the video, realised he has
just upped the tempo.
If I was Octopizzo, Id watch my ow,
coz lemme tell yuh, huyu Voodoo vile ana-
do anaeza ata roga Octo, amuweke shin-
dano, am-turn Octopus, amrushe ndani ya
maji moto, amusosi (ate baby octopuss in
Italia last year, n take it from me, that oozle
is delish).
STL is like our Lupita, lakini yule wa
music, n I wa glad she turned down that
U$D ve grand to star in some show coz for
sure, the lady is worth at least a milli if yu
gonna take her month in tyme on tee-vee,
me-thinks. STL is still spitting video-rhymes
like Koolio and her ow rockin the top ten
in our local charts, tho Stella Nyambura
wa Mwangi operates from Norway mostly
(waaahh, coincidentally, I am in this cyber
typing this as some mjacka asks loudly on
fone for a Mr Mwas to letea him sijui alal
ati hio miraa ya red. N some faggoty dude
wit a msapere-American weng tunes a
chick with storos dat are as fake as Chinzz
dildos. Maaan, I feel like stufng theya
fones up where the sun dont shine).
Nameless is the last of the mod greats
I wanna pay tribute to. My old pal from
dayz of Campus is still rogaing it with his
African Queens (wazzup Wahu?) n singing
wunderful songs about the Ngangas who
ngangana on the streets with mkokos,
n every other hustler out theya, inkluding
yurs truly in this andikaing game, trying to
make it.
DATING DELIRIUMS
Smitta Bonus:
Tomorrow members of the old
Thamba as well as Mafans wa Hooters
(now Psys) under the wings of Arsenal
fanatic Nasri head out in a convo to
ole Teepees to chew, kunywa n remi-
nisce on a season in which only City, n
the Goons have sumthing to cel-
ebrayte. Later well head to Psys tao
to watch the CL nal. I hope Ronaldo
& Co kick Atleticos asses. I hope Real
avenge Chelski for our loss at the legs
of Diego Simeons boyz. Coz in the
European Game of Thrones, there is
no room for up-starts n usurpers.
WITH GACHERI
BIG BUM ESTEEM
W
ere it not for her big bum
she would have t perfectly
into those jeans. Felicity
tells us in the changing
rooms. The salesgirl at Mr
Price strains to keep her face straight but she
is having the same thought we all are. The
jeans were three good sizes too small. But
then again everything she wears is always
too small. To be quite honest we had all heard
enough about Felicitys big bum.
Yesterday at Dormans we had to sit in the
couches because the chairs were too small.
It was all good for us atties but when
you have a big derriere you need enough
cushioning. We barely noticed the jibe
because we are inured to it. Every time we go
to Artcaffe we, for the very same reason, sit in
the twine chairs.
Sure they rip my dresses but what is a
tear or two in the face of big bum comfort.
Of course nobody comments on the fact that
more than her bum lls the seat.
The other day she gave us a lecture on the
merits of having Kim Kardashian and Vera
Sidika as sex symbols. It was just so hard
to be a girl with a big bum because nobody
seemed to appreciate it. But thank God Kim K
came around and now she and her kind have
achieved sex symbol status.
Ingrid makes a jab at how given her bum
she must have them lining up round the block.
It is a mean one, luckily Felicity misses it. She
launches into a full expose on the big-bum
burden.
Having a big bum is like being too pretty,
she says as Ingrid and I hold each others
gaze and have a shared thought process.
It is why so many models are single
because the guy knows you will always have
options so he has to come correct, she
prattles on and I tune her out. She will be on
this for the next ve minutes. Ingrid is not ever
going to say it out loud because coming from
her blond blue-eyed perfect weight it would
easily be tagged racism but on this front we
have a mutual understanding. Of course I am
not going to say it either because one simply
does not say such things out loud. But in our
shared gaze we are in perfect understanding.
Kim Kardashian has a big bum, Vera Sidika
has a big bum; Felicity is fat.
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Pulse : How did you manage to get on
one record, Tulia Tu, with South Africas HHP,
Africas Nas? That was huge.
Wangechi: Basically we (Rabbit and
I) met up during the Coke Studio Africa
recording in Nairobi. There was an instant
connection and we started laying bars. Next
thing you know, we are shooting the video in
less than a week.
P: Ligi Soo was a huge track as well, but
you and the rest of the girls who made the
song a success sort of went under the radar
after that. Do you think female rappers in the
country have what it takes?
W: Ligi Soo brought us all to the lime-
light, there is no doubt about that. We
became close after the songs release as we
used to do interviews together. Soon after
we went our separate ways as each one of
us had their own separate projects. As for
me, I was signed under Kevin Provokes
label. Female rappers in the country, I think,
have a really great opportunity since it is an
untapped market. We are competing in a
market of twenty compared to someone like
Khaligraph competing in a market of hun-
dreds. Add that to the fact that female rap-
pers are yet to make a name for themselves
in the male-dominated African market; there
is a lot of opportunity for growth.
P: What does it mean to be a female
rapper in Kenya?
W: It is great. Promoters are calling us
for shows here and there though there is still
a lot to be done. I mean, why would you call
me to do free monthly shows at your prem-
ises under the pretext of getting recogni-
tion like one social event purported to.
We are past the upcoming artist stage; show
me the money.
P: So, beyond the soft looks and Lauryn
Hill, who exactly is Wangechi?
W: I am sort of a geek who loves
mathematics. I am currently a student at
Strathmore University pursuing a degree in
Financial Economics. I am always in the stu-
dio whenever I am off school, like Saturdays
from morning to evening. I have so far re-
corded 40 songs since September last year.
P: Why the decision to release a full mix-
tape instead of the usual singles as other
mainstream Kenyan artistes?
W: I wanted to build a fan base that can
grow with me so the reason for the mix-tape.
Basically what I was doing was trying to give
the audience a variety and we were distribut-
ing it absolutely for free. If you didnt like this
particular song I had ten others that sound
different that you would nd interesting in the
same CD. I have gained a level of respect
due to that move. Many people dont view
me now as just another rapper with a silver
spoon and some lucky catchy bars on Ligi
Soo remix but as a rapper with talent.
P: What of the album, what is the word
on the streets?
W: Its going to be a 14-track album.
The anticipation is mostly positive. They are
saying that I could even go as far as pos-
sible maybe even push the standards above
higher what Camp Mulla set not just in the
country, but the continent. However some
people view me as being too commercial.
They are entitled to their opinion; I respect
that.
P: Who is nancing your music?
W: It is self nanced. Whatever little
money I get from my show I put it in my
music.
P: So you are not just some rich kid?
W: My mom is rich. I am not; whatever
she has is hers. She is hardworking and
has managed to provide for us a home in
Kileleshwa but that is as far as it goes. If
anything she makes me pay for bills such as
the electricity one, which I tend to misuse by
leaving the lights on and what not.
P: Someone special in your life?
W: I dont believe in relationships. I am
just not in a rush. Why should you be in a re-
lationship with someone you are eventually
not going to spend the rest of your life with?
P: Because you are supposedly to kiss a
dozen frogs before you meet the one. You
sound bitter, did someone break your heart?
W: Not at all. I just decided to make
music the centre of my attention. Do you
know what emotional baggage girls my age
have to deal with when it comes to relation-
ships texting each other every other sec-
ond, getting mad when you dont respond
immediately and all that BS?
P: Speaking from experience so there
was actually someone?
W: Yes, there was.
Fresh from a CNN Interview, Wangechi, who is
obviously making fast moves in the Kenyan music
scene with big collabos and hits on the way sat
down with KEVIN OGUOKO to bring you her
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W
hen Mariah Careys tour rider
requests include lashing
of Cristal champagne, an
attendant to dispose of her
used chewing gun, a bottle of vitamin water
to bathe her dogs in eer 200 white kittens
and 100 white doves, we all go alas!
But when a local celeb goes asking for
his concert dressing room to be painted
white, that his toilet bowel be lled with rose
petals or even a request of mannequin puffy
pink hair like Lady Gaga did or even a white
carpet spreading from the airport entry to
his pick up spot, then know, you are just
pushing the envelope too far. Instead, rst,
get yourself a ne meal. When did you get
yourself a good one last?
Well, forget the ordinary diva demands
associated with celebrities, Tanzanian star
Diamond Platnumz has just taken the game
to a new level.
In his new performance rate card that
was mailed to Pulse recently, one will
need approximately Sh4 million to host the
Number One singer for a concert in Kenya.
You are expected to y him in after
paying two First Class and seven Economy
Class air tickets for the team of his nine
staff members.
Upon arrival, you must attach them to
private cars, and that should be throughout
their stay, before getting Diamond
accommodated in a presidential suite
besides getting his team four extra double
rooms and one single one.
His new technical rider demands that you
provide him with two wireless Sure Brand
microphones, pioneer DJ mix machines with
two decks and another microphone, a glass
So you want a brand new toilet seat xed in your
bathroom at every venue you perform and a
presidential suite plus 25 Dasani bottles all at room
temperature? Oops, our local celebrity riders are
just getting crazy, as AUSTINE OKANDE found out
OOPS!
LIKE
REALLY?
the industry. I used to earn Sh5,000 for a
show, Moustapha told Pulse.
Guys used to be paid chips and
sausages for an all-night performance at
Carnivore. This industry had no money. That
is how far we come from, Big Ted, one of
the pioneer events promoter and artistes
manager concurs.
Its hardly three years when secular star
turned gospel ace Size 8 who is now in her
millions could y to the Coast to hussle
for a performance of Sh30,000. Top deejays
who are now charging upto Sh200,000 per
show used to be paid Sh20,000 or nothing
and event emcees were just an additional
labour, joyriders who could just emcee an
event just for the fun of it. Comedians were
the unheard lot!
But now, here now, we have celebrities
laughing all the way to the bank as they task
corporates and events organisers with hefty
performance fees.
For many artistes, the old days when
promoters used to call the shots, paying
them peanuts for their performances, are
gone. Most local celebs now have well
dened rates for their performances, each
Other DNG
demands include
a neat, warm and
private backstage
area with no view
by the audience
and a personal.
stage with trussing and decorated with LED
lights with moving heads. The backstage
should be well equipped with air condition
and six personnel; four being security, one
waitress, and one representative from the
organisers side, water, juices, and snacks.
Please avoid bacon or any form of pork
based meals, the card warns.
The performance fee alone stands at
Sh2.3 million and as at this week, the rates
were to go up by Sh440,000 for anyone
who had not done bookings; that for a two-
hour performance during which no video
shooting should be allowed unless there is
a special arrangement.
The announcement came only days
after Nigerias Davido whose career is
on a high with his new Makizolo Tchelete
(Goodlife) and his last years Aye release
announced a Sh4.4 million gure for his
East Africa performances.
Even though the two gures sounded
exaggerated compared to what other artistes
across Africa do charge for continental
concerts, the entire buzz has thrown in a
fresh debate on what performing artistes
are worth and how much compensation
they should take for a show.
Days are gone when artistes were
regarded as desperate individuals with
no reasonable career. Back then, local
musicians used to survive from hand to
mouth. They had no bank accounts as
they had no cash at all; and when they got
some, they used to blow it in clubs and in
purchasing ashy dress wear.
Forget diva demands. Back then, no
one was talking about technical riders or
other demands as there was no money in
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by air strictly Kenya Airways unless where
routes do not apply and if the mode of
transport is by road he demands to ride
in 4WD vehicle and a 5-star approved
accommodation for his entire crew.
Failure by client or event manager to
adhere to this rider will see DNGs non-
performance and retention of any pre-paid
monies. DNG will also be paid in full any
remaining balance and indemnied of any
loss, damages or subsequent legal action,
reads one of his quotations which Pulse
has seen.
Shafe Weru rate stands at an average
of Sh80,000, his demands being all access
passes for him and his entourage as well as
bottles of Jack Daniels drink.
Singer Avril demands between Sh60,000
to 80,000 for a show with her rider being
50 percent pay on contracting and the rest
before the show. Avril will show up for the
event with her own means of transport and
work with the equipment that you have.
Jaguar says he does his research about
the gig he is invited to perform at if out of
the country, that informs his decision.
I never go out of the country to do a
gig at a club.
My events are strictly concerts and for
any after party event in a club, I have to be
paid, he adds. He adds, Half of my pay
has to be paid while I am in the country.
I dont have many demands. I prefer
apartments, not hotels.
The sound system has to be quality
with good stage and microphones. And
when Jaguar lands at the airport in a
foreign country he demands for a posh car
preferably Jaguar, Cadillac, and Mercedes-
Benz among other classy cars. He also
must have at least two bodyguards at any
given time.
Artistes should focus in establishing
their brands rst before they make any
demands, he adds.
About three weeks ago, Jaguar
rejected an offer to perform in Tanzania
saying he had been booked in a downtown
hotel. It was just the other day when
STLs management reportedly rejected
a deal proposed to them by a leading
corporate organisation that did not meet
her demands, now harmonised with her
international performance rates.
Event organisers who spoke to Pulse
argue that today the entertainment scene
has become more lucrative and many of
the artistes have become more business
conscious thus explaining the high gures
and the fresh demands.
Other organisers also argue that many
celebrities are aping what is happening
in international showbiz circles where
celebrities make outrageous demands out
of their wide popularity.
The problem is most of the diva
tendencies and exorbitant fees demanded
by the local artistes are unpractical. That
is why most of the good artistes no longer
feature in concerts, Big Kev claims.
Sometimes, some celebrity demands
are un-realist. Like someone might say,
most celebs use their talents to impose
their own selsh life styles. They are puffed
up with pride that they are deceived about
their own importance in the society.
Sarabi Band
well broken down for any willing client to
weigh out. Top singers like Jaguar cannot
take less than Sh300,000 for a local show. He
charges Sh3 million for regional concerts and
upto Sh5 million for international shows.
Comedian Jalango clocks Sh100,000
for an ordinary show while emcee DNG will
always ask Sh200,000 for night emceeing.
The amounts do match those of other
regional top dogs such as Chameleone who
charges about Sh200,000 per show.
But it is the new artistes demands similar
to those issued by international stars that
seems to be changing the game.
Aspects like an artiste asking for specic
water brand, particular ingredients in a meal,
microphone, specic beddings and bed
position and the likes are now normal in the
industry.
One of those artistes who demand their
own microphone is emcee DNG.
For DNG to perform at your gig you have
to pay him in cash 50 per cent down-payment
at least one week before the event.
DNGs basic technical rider requires that
the event organiser provides him with a Shure
Beta 58A Cordless Microphone with brand
new energizer batteries and four bottles of
lukewarm water; specically from top brands
Dasani, Keringet or Kilimanjaro.
Other DNG demands include a neat,
warm and private backstage area with no
view by the audience and a personal portable
loo next to the backstage that no public can
get view of.
The celebrated emcee too has a full meal
(balanced diet) for his entire crew and if the
event is out of town DNG demands transport
Other DNG
demands include
a neat, warm and
private backstage
area with no view
by the audience
and a personal.
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If you want to keep it
really simple, do washed
out jeans with a Rasta
T-shirt and a matching
bracelet. T-shirt: Sh1,
000, Bracelet: Sh200.
A crocheted African dufe
bag will give your outt
a splash of colour while
keeping it real with the
Rasta style. Bag: Sh1, 000
For those wanting a
different khaki look, do
one with shorts and a
kashingo bag to carry
personal effects for the full
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Friday May 23, 2014 / The Standard
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MY STYLE
Pulse: How would you describe
your style?
Njeri: I like to keep it simple and
elegant.
P: What is good makeup to you?
N: One that makes you look
beautiful when done prop-
erly and minimally.
P: What is your favourite make-
up brand?
N: Black Opal, because it
stays on longer.
P: How would you describe
beautiful skin?
N: Glowing skin that is well
maintained.
P: Your favourite hair-
style?
N: I like
short neat
hair like Wa-
hus. So most
of the times
I have Bantu
knots.
P: What hair
colour do
you normally
rock?
N: I like ma-
roon or gold-
en brown because it works
with my skin tone.
P: What are you likely to be
wearing on an ordinary
day?
N: A pair of jeans, T-shirt and
at shoes work for me.
P: Short or long dresses?
N: I prefer long dresses with
heels because they make
me look elegant and de-
cent.
P: What cant you leave the
house without?
N: I always carry my phone,
charger, makeup kit, lip-
gloss, wallet and at
shoes all in one bag.
P: Which lipstick are you cur-
rently using?
N: I am on Oriame because
I love the nish, which
looks good.
P: Where do you shop?
N: I have no specic place,
anywhere as long as
I see something that
suits and makes me
happy.
P: Do you prefer to wear
makeup or stay natu-
ral?
N: I prefer to have some
makeup on. Once you
understand how to do
it, it compliments your
appearance, which I
believe women should
embrace.
Njeri Kinyanjui is a makeup
artist to local celebrities
and part-time model.
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I want to know...
Rants&Raves
BY GEOFFREY KORIO
1
. Are vegetarians
allowed to have beef
with somebody?
2
. Can a person living in
a bedsitter proclaim to
be a bedroom bully?
3
. Can a person wearing
a sleeveless shirt be
told to roll up his sleeve?
4
. Dont you nd it
unnerving to hear
Noninis Furahiday any
other day than Friday?
5
. If practice makes
perfect, and nobody is
perfect, does that mean
nobody practices?
6
. If there is a rule of
thumb then what do
other ngers represent?
7
. Why are some
blackboards green in
colour?
8
. Why are they called
cupcakes or mug cakes,
yet they are not in cups or
mugs?
By ROSE KWAMBOKA
Movie review
BEST OF TWO
BY ESTHER MUCHENE
FIVE ON THE CARDS
Pulse: Indoors or outdoors?
Adelle: I am a loner. I just
love my personal space,
so indoors would do.
P: Lip balm or lip-gloss?
A: Lip balm because I
havent been
drinking
enough water.
P: Cats or dogs?
A: I love dogs. Cats
are mean. Always
had dogs and
right now I have
a mixed breed
called Kudjo.
P: Bathtub or show-
er?
A: I prefer the shower
because its fast.
P: Western or African
music?
A: I am in love with ev-
erything African.
Adelle Onyango is a
radio presenter and
poet.
[PHOTO: COURTESY]
ADELLE
Director: Nick Cassavetes
Cast: Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton,
Nickolaj Coaster-Walda and Nicki Minaj
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 1hr 49 min
Rating: 6.5/10
A
fter discovering that her boyfriend is
married, Cameron Diaz tries to get
her ruined life back on track. Diaz
is a lawyer at a powerful rm, but
her prowess in law does not prevent her from
being swept off her feet by a dashing business
guy. When she accidentally meets the wife hes
been cheating on (Leslie Mann), she realizes they
have much in common, and her sworn enemy
becomes her greatest friend. When yet another
affair is discovered by Kate Upton, all three
women team up to plot mutual revenge on their
cheating men.
The joy of watching this kind of movie comes
from seeing such a smooth operator go down as
his schemes are revealed and destroyed.
The plot is brought in an outright funny man-
ner, and who is better placed than Diaz to crack
your ribs? For a while, Diaz and Mann make for
a likable odd couple as co-conspiratorstwo
women who couldnt be more different clash-
ing and connecting as they unite for a common
cause.
Their doubts and decisions come from rec-
ognizable places. But then theres a third woman
whose introduction unfortunately throws the
whole movie into wacky, slapstick territory.
Thumbs up
The Other Woman is a hilarious movie that
has its own wonky charm and intermittent mo-
ments of genuine, depraved humour, whose
directions and blocking leave you glued to the
screen. Being her rst on-screen role, Nicki Minaj
delivers one of the few consistent pleasures.
What better place to get wardrobe inspiration as
well.
Thumbs down
The movie is funny but Kate Upton is not the
kind to do slapstick comedy. It is too much of a
role for her to act. The director should have stuck
to intelligent humour and funny dialogue, than
interrupt the ow. Also the character contrast is a
bit too obvious.
Verdict
It has got some very funny scenes that you
should watch to crack up your weekend. It raises
questions about independence, identity and
sisterhood that are not necessarily answered in
this movie. Cameron Diaz does not disappoint
either; she schemes in a manner that will leave
you taking notes (ladies of course).
MOVIE BAROMETER
1-2: Not worth your time
3-4:Needs work
5-Average
6-7:Good
8-10: Excellent
The views expressed in this column are
those of the writer and not necessarily
those of Pulse magazine.
On dating
You are wasting your time if
you claim to be dating before
the age of 23. Dating is a give-
and-take affair that requires
one to understand and build
themselves, before you can
build someone else.
On ladies
Ladies are independent and
try too hard to outdo men.
They feel no need to submit.
One requires money to involve
themselves with this new breed
of ladies.
On celebs
Kenya has no celebrities. Every
other person thinks himself or
herself a celebrity. It is for the
same reason that artistes are
not appreciated in their country;
hence, prophets are never
accepted at home.
On gospel artistes
They need to stop
showing people how
much fun they can have
compared to the secular
world. They need to stay
true to their calling; tell
people what they are
supposed to hear, not
what they want to hear.
On socialites
They try to make news
and get attention through
their many stunts. In this
harsh modelling world,
it is no wonder they want
to create their own fan
base as a platform for
cheap publicity.
PMG is x Coast based
hip-hop artist.
BY ROSE KWAMBOKA
Woman
The Other
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PHOTOS: PIUS CHERUIYOT, FELIX KAVII, DAVID GICHURU AND ELVIS OGINA
FAFA DESI GNERS UNVEI LI NG
And there goes the Radio Maisha family
and friends, the deejays of the night.
Sir Kioko, Arthur K and Nonini had a
moment during the star dominated show.
Gospel artiste cop Lady Magesa had the
support of colleague Vivian Maanza.
SYSTEM UNIT: Young Joe and Size 8 share a
paparazzi moment.
OLD AND NEW: Pitson salutes in the presence of
old guard Rufftone.
Gospel star Grace Mwai is becoming a darling of
the crowds day by day, and Nakuru loved her.
GROOVE TOUR, NAKURU
Irene Wanjugu and Clara Mwenje gave
the perfect smile.
GOOD TO SEE YOU: Events guru Chris
Kirwa had a power handshake.
FAFA CEO Silvia Tonui, Safaricoms
Elizabeth Yoga and model Ajuma.
Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua with familiar
guests at the launch.
PARTYSCENE PARTYSCENE
EFC CELEBS BASKETBALL SUNDAY, I MARA
EYES ON THE NET: Nonini gets his focus right. MY BALL: Players battle for the ball
during the Sunday practice at Imara.
MACHA MEETS BRAZI L DSTV LAUNCH
KENYA CUP FI NAL @ RFUEA
Kevin and Gor Semelango aunting
their prized asset.
WANYORE KAMILI: Rachel, Kisha, Naomi, Risper
and Joy glow in victorys glory.
Luisa and TerryAnn...the twins. The Gospel Soldiers Crew showed their colours.
RADI O MAI SHA S AFRI CAN NI GHTS @ MOJOS
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VERSUS
BAMBOO
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orry guys K-South is done.
But trust me your favourite
MCs favourite African
MC still has some serious
heat for the streets. I am hip-hop, rapper
Bamboo tweeted on Thursday last week.
The tweet was the ultimate conrmation
of the hot vibe in the grapevine in town that
old hip-hop friends, Bamboo and Abbas
were having scores to settle.
Word on the street had it that Abbas
had thrown Bamboo out of his house after
hosting him for months after the two failed
to agree on some serious matters.
Even though neither Abbas nor Bamboo
conrm where their current differences
stem from, critics have it that Abbas, who
has been the motivation behind Rabbit
and Khaligraph, the new hip-hop heads
in town was not happy about Bamboos
continued hate on Rabbit who Abbas has
been mentoring and openly endorsing as the
next big thing. And there is more; in this ght,
the fact that Bamboo went ahead to start
mentoring Coola Gang opened the wounds
as this was viewed as a counter move to
Abbas new project.
Though K-South has been inactive for a
while as a crew, Abbas and his fellow rapper
Bamboo have been trying to bring the vibe
back!
My new song, Jamaa wa Mtaa, was
done long before the return of Bamboo.
I am dedicating to work with Rabbit and
Khaligraph. I plan to change the game and
keep the old K-South spirit real. A lot of good
stuff is coming out. That is what you would
expect from me now that I am even working
with Kayoles nest Khaligraph and also
Rabbit, Abbas said a few weeks ago.
That spiked the rift between Abbas and
Bamboo, the two hip-hop pioneers who
took the showbiz scene by storm in 1995
when Abbas was called Jerry Dobeez.
Clearly irked by Bamboos unbecoming
move to hoist himself as the new hip-hop
king Abbas responded to Bamboos claim,
that K-South was no more, through a
Facebook update.
K-South this! K-South that! Going solo
was the best thing that happened cant do
bizness with non-focused peeps. Lets see
who is who, Abbas wrote, a rant that was
no question directed towards Bamboo as a
cold reaction to his comment that he was
still the top hip-hop guy in town.
When Pulse met Abbas for an interview
on this steaming heat, a rather charged
Abbas had little respect to share.
Let me ask you, who made K-South?
Who? Do you know who was behind our
success, he asked.
One minute he decides to get saved,
I think for what would be personal
convenience, then the next night you meet
him in the club drinking himself silly. How
do you work with such a guy, Abbas told
Pulse.
Bamboo could not be reached when we
tried to get him to respond to this claims.
I can not trust working with such a guy
anymore. That is why I decided to work
The new hip-hop beef in town has exposed two of
the one time illest hip-hop group, K South, badly
in what seems the ultimate death of the Abbas
and Bamboo hip-hop union. The two are no longer
seeing eye to eye and Pulse tells you why after our
exclusive interview with Abbas
with fresh and hard working individuals like
Rabbit, talented stars Bamboo does not
even seem to respect, he added.
I am tired of people trying to derail the
progress hip-hop has seen over the years.
I have been at the forefront, supporting
new hip-hop heads like Rabbit, a star who
someone somewhere can afford to trash
saying they have no substance. People
who are trying to survive through trying to
bring everyone down. Now, your answer is
in between the lines. Lets see who will have
the last laugh, he concluded.
K-South this! K-South
that! Going solo was
the best thing that
happened cant do
bizness with non-
focused peeps. Lets
see who is who,
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SECONDFEATURE
Did
he
that!
D
uring an interview with Pulse
a month ago, singer Kidis
said something that left us
perplexed.
A Nairobi girl had come out alleging
that she was heavy with the Kamua Leo
hit maker. He wasnt buying the story and
coming on his defence he argued:
I know the girl. The rst time we were
together in bed, I never touched her. I only
slept with her once and after that she even
had her periods.
Well, we can excuse Kidis for everything
else but now, how many times does it take
for a man and a woman to sleep together
before getting her pregnant?
It was just like the case of rapper
Bamboo claiming that Jesus appeared to
me in a vision. Yes, during an interview with
Pulse, the rapper said he had quit secular
music as God had asked him to. He said
that in a vision, Jesus had revealed himself
to him and showed him all the ill truth
associated with hip hop. But a few months
later, Bamboo was singing a different tune
after Pulse found him in the club.
Now, a little bird alleges that at the
time of claiming he had gotten saved,
Bamboos life had hit a dead rock and that
he was only using the prank to convince
his preacher dad that he had changed his
ways so as to get accepted back home.
Well, when God appears to you like he did
to Saul on the road to Damascus Bible
story, brother, life can hardly be the same
again. Or can it!
Do you remember this one?
I am not one to judge, Lord knows Ive
had more blonde moments than I could
count, but this one tipped the scale a little
bit That was Huddah, our socialite
friend, when she was representing us in Big
Brother Africa.
The next prize goes to one Blacky, the
dancehall singer who became popular for his
Show me what your mama Gave You kind of
wacky video.
During an interview with Pulse two weeks
ago, he lashed out at hip hop artistes in
Kenya saying: I notice a lack of seriousness
in the hip hop... Octopizzo is the only hip hop
artiste I appreciate. The rest are just wasting
their time beeng around, just to look for
attention.
And he went on to say:
The Roman Catholic Church drinks wine
in broad daylight and Jesus turned water
into wine, a sign that he approves of it. In
the book of John 8, it is said that one can
take a little wine for the stomachs sake, so I
see no problem doing gospel and dancehall,
neither do I see a problem being in the club
on Friday and ministering on Sunday. That
does not sound so clever!
And just what did socialite Vera mean
when she recently said that Prezzo and I had
been friends for long but she did not want
to make their friendship public as she feared
people would spoil it?
Prezzo and I have been secret friends. But
I have a boyfriend, a Nigerian businessman
with whom I will celebrate our rst anniversary
soon, she went on to say.
And blonde moments are not just a reserve
of local celebrities. Check this out:
Alicia Silverstone on her role in
Clueless: I think that the lm was very deep.
I think it was deep in the way that it was very
light. I think lightness has to come from a
very deep place if its true lightness.
Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: Eskimos
are uncivilised because they dont have any
shops. Paris Hilton on her technique on the
red carpet: I dont really think, I just walk.
Sam Fox on tness clothes: Ive got ten
pairs of training shoes - one for every day of
the week.
Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: Is
this chicken, what I have, or is this sh? I
know its tuna, but it says Chicken by the
Sea.
Britney Spears on her taste in clothes:
So many people have asked me how I
You have ever sat down and thought;
What! Was that the dumbest thing I have
ever heard or something? World over,
celebrated stars and popular socialites
make some of the dumbest jokes you
can ever think about; and here are some
could possibly be a role model and dress like
a tramp and get implants... all I have to say is
that self-esteem is how you look at yourself
and I feel good enough about myself so wear
that kind of clothing... the breast implant
issue has nothing to do with that...
Cameron Diaz on science: Ive been
noticing gravity since I was very young.
Mariah Carey on the death of the King of
Jordan: I loved Jordan. He was one of the
greatest athletes of our time.
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T
rophies; how they are won is
ultimately not the thing. The main
thing is that they are won. After
nine years of slavery Arsenal has
a trophy.
Arsenal has a tendency to put their sup-
porters through torture to do it, and such was
the case at Wembley. The start was nothing
short of a asco. The Arsenal players, for all
the talk of not going into the game with any
sense of complacency, were simply not at the
races from the off. Hull were winning chal-
lenges, showing greater desire and commit-
ment. Wengers team have often been slow
starters in matches, but on this occasion Hull
took the initiative that the Gunners seemed
to have no interest in seizing. A Kieran Gibbs
header off the line followed two early set piece
goals. Arsenal were reeling. Only one team
looked frozen by the occasion, overcome with
nerves. The passing was awry, and with their
noses well and truly in front, Hull had the option
to retreat into their shell and focus on keeping
a clean sheet rather than exploiting Arsenals
poor beginning any further.
Quite how Arsenal contrived to surrender
two early goals remains a mystery, but two set
pieces unhinged the defence, were it not for
Kieran Gibbs goal-line clearance it could have
been three. To say the Gunners started slowly
is an understatement. A test of character was
unfolding in front of us.
I was seated in a corner, in a popular Sports
Bar, watching the scandal unfold right in front
of my eyes. At the next table, an Arsenal fan
who had been sipping Fanta Orange all evening
suddenly beckoned the waiter and ordered for
two doubles of whiskey. He mixed it with Fanta
and gulped it down. I didnt know you could
mix whiskey with Fanta. He removed his jacket
and he started sweating. I was not sure if the
sweating was done to the effects of the whisky
or the score line with Arsenal surprisingly trail-
ing.
Back to the game, Santi Cazorla, allegedly
following orders from Arsene Wenger to hit his
free-kick to the keepers left hand side, set the
comeback in motion. It was another magical
Wembley moment. Arsenal was back in busi-
ness. Hull were combative, but that was only to
be expected.
Now it is fair to say with a different referee
Barcelona and Real Madrid, who have not
failed to win the league title between them
since 2004.
However, Atleticos remarkable achieve-
ment was soured after they were forced to
conduct their open-top bus parade without
the trophy.
La Liga chief Angel Maria Villar was away
and therefore could not present the victori-
ous team with the trophy at the Camp Nou,
where Atletico clinched the title with a 1-1
draw, meaning their ofcial presentation will
be delayed until the start of next season. Can
you imagine that? How cruel? It is like having
a wedding but you postpone honeymoon for
four months. Surely!
One wonders what kind of business travel
that the FA chief had found more urgent that
his core business of overseeing the crucial
affairs of the Spanish La Liga. As the football
supremo, if you cannot be at hand to hand
over the trophy, then there is something seri-
ously wrong with his priorities. Nevertheless
congrats are in order to Atletico Madrid for
overcoming to seemingly gigantic mountains
to win the trophy ahead of Real Madrid and
Barca.
Am sure many neutrals will be hoping that
Atletico Madrid and go one better and beat
Real Madrid tomorrow to claim the Champi-
ons League.
Arsenal would have had at least one of the
three penalty incidents that followed, but then
again Arsenal might not have got the corner
from which Laurent Koscielny grabbed yet an-
other vital goal for the club. With 12 minutes
to go Kieran Gibbs looked set to win it but
he blasted over from eight yards out. So to
extra-time beckoned. That called for an extra
round of beers.
With the number of balls blasted over the
bar by Arsenal players, I was beginning to get
a bit worried about the prospects of penalties
to decide the tie.
When the winner eventually came, it was
tting that it came from the boot of Aaron
Ramsey, whose year has typied Arsenals
season: after a strong start, injuries caused
him to fade later on.
Arsenal needed to win a trophy to make
a statement. The season might not have
delivered the Premier League title it briey
promised, but its still been a season of
signicant progress. For almost a decade, Ar-
senal have had to endure punishing nancial
restrictions that impinged upon their short-
term ambitions. In the past 12 months, voices
from inside club have repeatedly insisted that
period was coming to a close.
Silverware is validation of that theory;
Arsenal have achieved proof of concept. If
youd spoken to a fan 12 months ago, they
would have asked for two things: signicant
investment in the transfer market and a major
trophy.
The season began with the club transfer
record being shattered to sign Mesut Ozil and
has ended with an FA Cup win. Arsenal have
been good to their word and fans loyalty has
been rewarded. If this is the start of a new
era, its arrival is being toasted with the FA
Cup. Buttime will tell.
Spanish mess
Atletico Madrid were forced to celebrate
their rst La Liga title in 18 years without
the famous trophy, because the head of the
Spanish FA was travelling. Yes, you read it
right.
The capitals second club are the rst
side in 10 years to break up the duopoly of
Phew! Finally a trophy!
Banter Bonus:
The annual Mafans Bash in the
bush is on kesho at Ole Tipis. This is
one bash that you do not want to miss.
Im reliably informed by the organisers
that there will lots of goodies and they
could be surprise performances from
none other than Ringtone and Jaguar.
The usual party loving Arsenal fans will
also do an FA cup victory parade atop
an open car. For details contact Nasri
on 0722413328!
BREAKING THE JINX: Arsenal players lift the FA Cup, last weekend.
Booze and porri dge
mi x up mess
I
hardly get time out of my par-
ents house and on this public
holiday, by some magic, I was
let out to visit one of my school-
mates at their place.
What an awesome relief this was!
The feeling was heavenly.
I asked a male friend of mine to
accompany my and he agreed with
one condition; that I would join him for
a quick drink where his boys had been
that afternoon. And why not? I offered
to.
After catching a few bottles, we took
off for the mission. I must admit, we
were stone drunk but something inside
me told me that I was stable and all
would be well.
My friend wasnt at home when
we arrived and her aged mother gladly
ushered us in and even offered each of
us a big bowel of porridge! Now, this
was a porridge treat after a drunken
afternoon
I felt like throwing up at the smell of
the fermented stuff and as the old lady
left the room, I reached out to the win-
dow and decided to pour the contents
out. At least, that way, I would pretend
I had consumed it. Little did I know that
as I was pouring the porridge it went
straight to the old lady who had gone
to the backyard garden to pick some
greens for our meal.
Needless to say, she came back
fuming, throwing all sorts of insults on
me. I sobered up, and so, as we were
shown the door out. What an outing!
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
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Spice up the all-blue
ensemble by matching
it with a funky pair of
shoes and a fun hat to
crown it up.
Do not get shy
with bright colours,
you can always
block them and get
a cool look.
Branded
jumpers are a
great pick for
fun days out.
Match them
up with a cool
pair of jeans
and sneakers.
BY SHEILA KIMANI
[PHOTOS: FELIX KAVII/STANDARD]
Str eet f unk
CELEBRIDE BY PIUS CHERUIYOT CELEBRIDE
B
usiness came to a
standstill along
Bunyala and
Machakos road,
when the big boys turned up in
large numbers with their
motorbikes last Saturday.
This was during this years
Super Bikers invites-only
qualifying trial. The two roads
were closed for this entire
important, but risky event if the
speed that was witnessed is
anything to go by.
The event, which was
sponsored by The Nairobian
newspaper and General
Motors, attracted more partici-
pants and spectators compared
to last year.
The bikes ranged from
Yamaha R1, Suzuki R GSX,
Honda CBR, and Ducati, BMW
among other world leading
brands graced the occasion.
Last year, the event took
place in Tatuu City road in Ruiru
but was moved to Industrial
area this year; the nals will be
at the same place on June 15
this year.
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toys
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pairing them up with a
beautiful top and crown the
look up with statement ac-
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gal in the hood
WITH ESSCALIBAR
F
ake it till you make it aptly
captures the fashion world,
forcing so-called fashionis-
tas to keep up with the Jone-
sess at all costs. From the
time you walk in, chauffeur driven
women who cant open their own doors
walk in with their noses stuck up and
their chocking perfumes polluting the
fresh air. Too snobby even for the
intimidating bouncer to utter a word
considering they give off the air of being
WANNABE, DROP IT
untouchable and way above the average
class. Then there are those who cherish
the sight of a camera no matter the
source. They are a constant feature in
the red carpet with magazine copied and
practiced poses.
They will make sure the photos are
perfect and appear in every shot. Once
inside, there goes the celebrity who acts
like everyone knows them. Then of
course there is the loud blabbermouth
chic who cant shut up. She will laugh
the loudest and talk on top of her lungs
with fake American stories and accents
just to make sure you all know how her
life is popping, with her butt-kissing
friends on her tab playing along.
Looking ridiculous with loads of
makeup, horse hair, high heels and
body hugging dresses goes the type
that act like they are the very epitome
of fashion. When they pass heads roll,
yes, but for all the wrong reasons.
Seated at the front rows are the
fashion gurus feeling all privileged in
ridiculous coloured hair, up dos and
poorly coordinated outfits making them
perfect candidates for fashion crime. Not
so far from them are the metro sexual
men who try too hard to play the fashion
game, bordering on looking gay. They
will be spotted in fitting suits, manicured
nails, a man purse and a funny haircut.
Not so bad considering their friends who
play for the other team. They will be
caught wearing heels, cleavage
showing shirts, coloured nails, gelled
hair and acting like a girl on an epileptic
attack throwing their hands all over your
face with a fake feminine voice dude,
please!
For those covering the event aka
media guys, they could care less about
making an effort in their dressing. Drinks
on the house and hot girls are what
matters at that point, before they hit the
next party. Wannabe models will be seen
approaching known photographers
proposing to pose for free and if pushed
harder throw in a few other incentives.
Followed closely are the ushers who are
paid to smile and take care of guests
looking like geishas from all the exag-
gerated makeup, figure busting dresses
and back breaking heels they cant walk
in. Once the show is over you see them
holding wine glasses and getting super
cosy with guests and even posing for
photos is this part of the job descrip-
tion? I wonder.
This wouldnt be a true picture
without mentioning the models, would
it? Truth be told 90 per cent cannot
catwalk. That said, not even their face
can save them the embarrassment
considering how hot they feel and God
knows why because there is nothing on
that girl to cry home about, on the real.
EARONTHESTREET
CELEBRITY SINGER CHEATS ON HUSBAND
T
rouble is brewing within a
widely famous and contro-
versial celebrity couple after
the husband conrmed an
affair between the celebritys
wife and a prominent former Central
region politicians son.
All has not been well in the marriage
and the wife seems to have taken to other
affairs after walking out of the marriage.
The situation has become more
complex after the said wife admitted to
having the relationship and threatened the
husband in a text message warning
I am not your wife and he owes you
nothing. He is speaking to the cops and
lawyers. With his connections, he can
spoil more than you. Please keep off, the
lady who is a mother wrote to the hus-
band, in an SMS that was forwarded to
Pulse this week.
Besides that text, the troubled hus-
band, an entertainer, former presenter and
respected man in the political, corporate
and showbiz arena shared with us all the
text messages obtained from the wifes
phone and the threatening message and
requested the identity of the said politi-
cians son not to be published for obvious
reasons citing that: It could be a case of
hit and run on the part of the man and the
lady being on rebound. As a man, I would
hate to expose the lady who is my wife
and mother of my baby.
It would rather be a bit insensitive at
this point. I would be exposing her to
public ridicule and putting her moral
degree and career in question. I will be
patient, he told Pulse.
The SMSs between the man and the
celebrity girl in our possession do
highlight a passionate affair between the
two in which the lady sounds so smitten.
Most of them are night calls the kind
that a lover would call the night kiss to
cap the activities of the day.
The politicians son in question is a
senior boss in a telecommunication rm, a
strategist who joined the rm after
completing his Masters Degree abroad
some few years back.
He is a close friend of madam celeb
a friendship spanning back almost 15
years ago. I am giving you all this
information so that in case something
happens to me, the world will be in the
know, said the man.
I will continue taking good care of her,
I mean, she is the mother to my baby and
as far as I know, she deserves my
respect. It is in my interest to see her lead
a respectable life, he concluded.
PULSE / Page 23 Friday May 23, 2014 / The Standard
OVERHEARD
[PHOTOS:PIUS CHERUIYOT AND ELVIS OGINA/STANDARD]
UPCOMING ARTISTE
BAGS MAJOR DEAL
Upcoming rapper K.I.P has bagged a deal worth
$3000 (Sh261,000) with a German recording label.
K.I.P, who burst into the scene late last year has
recorded two tracks with Black and White Label
with another ten on the cards.
They are set to pay me the amount once the
album is done. They were here (Nairobi) over the
weekend to nalise the deal, said the artiste, who
records his music under Daz, of Walanguzi. The
deal involve me doing all the songs in Swahili in the
album called The Voices of Africa.
G
ospel sensation Size 8 gave her typical
energetic performance in Nakurus
Safaricom Groove Tour even though
she was not well. The artiste, whose
new single Yuko Nawewe is earning good media
reviews, had a running stomach caused by food
poisoning and looked physically weak before she
went on stage.
I am not feeling well and I wonder how the
performance will be, a rather distraught Size 8 told
Pulse before gathering her energy and getting to
stage where she gave an electrifying performance.
A near stampede occurred when Eric Omondi
and his entourage, which included his brother Fred
and fellow comedian Owago Nyiro were leaving
the stadium. Eager fans who had camped at the
rear entrance of the stadium fought each other
to get a feel of being next to the comedians who
made a rare appearance at the event. Security
personnel had to intervene to save the situation.
The Groove Tour is a countrywide event sponsored
by Safaricom ahead of the Groove Awards whose
nominees are gathering support before the
ceremony takes place in Nairobi on June 1. Voting
is on and will be closing next week.
KAYDEE QUITS HOMEBOYZ
Popular deejay Kaydee is no longer working at
Homeboyz Radio, Pulse has learned. The deejay who
has been hosting the Friday EAT Show left the station
last week.
Yes, I am no longer working at the station,
Kaydee conformed when we reached out to get his
comments.
Asked why he gave up the show that had gained
such a great following, Kaydee told Pulse that it had
to do with the terms he had been operating under at
the station.
WHAT RAILA
JUNIOR TOLD HUDDAH
Lets take a pose, The son of the former
Prime Minister, Raila Junior, requested
popular Nairobi socialite Huddah Monroe
during an event held at Michael Joseph
Centre last week. The moment caused a stir
and not even Huddah could believe that the
cool and collected young chap was offering
her a limelight moment.
SENATOR IN
COURT
FOR CHILD
NEGLECT
A lady who claims to have
had a romantic relationship with
a youthful leader, a senator, has
lled a case against him. The
lady claims that the two have
had a romantic affair that ended
after the man came into power
after which he neglected their
baby. She is in court seeking to
have the senator provide child
support.
The lady, who had lled
the case a few months ago
temporarily held on to the case
about a month ago after her
parents reportedly asked her to
go slow on the leader from the
Eastern region, who back then,
reportedly pledged to support
her.
However, this dialogue seems
to have hit a dead end as the
lady is back in court, pushing for
the case to continue.
ANGEL GETTING
MARRIED TO
MOMBASA
PRODUCER?
Grapevine has it that hot Tanzanian
actress Sabby Angel has found love in
the Kenyan Coast. The talented sassy
thespian who recently made headlines
after photos of her alleged Tanzanian
wedding emerged is rumoured to be
dating a top lm producer based in
Mtwapa.
Well, all we know is that she has
been doing a project with Hassan
Faisal, the CEO of Coastal Films. They
have really been hanging out together,
a source told Pulse. Another source
told Pulse that indeed Sabby moved to
the Kenyan coast last year.
It is true Sabby Angel is here. She
is my friend and there is no denying
that. If that bothers our haters, then
that is their problem, Hassan Faisal
told Pulse.
EMMY GRACES
GROOVE TOUR
Emmy Kosgei is in
town. The Kenyan gospel
star who got married to a
Nigerian preacher a little
while back made a surprise
performance during the
Safaricom Groove Awards
tour in Nakuru last weekend.
The singer got a warm
reception from the hundreds
of fans at the venue for
the concert. And as usual,
Emmy did not disappoint.
RINGTONE ACCUSED OF
STEALING SONG
Gospel singer Ringtone has been accused of copying
lyrics and a tune belonging to a single by a Kisii-based
musician by the name Sagero.
The artiste says Ringtones song, Mziki ni Dawa, was
originally his and Ringtone only changed it into a Swahili
tune in his now popular single.
I would like Kenyans to know that even if the songs
have a similar title, I wrote mine from the Bible story of
David and Saul. I dont know where he got his inspiration
from, Ringtone defended.
Why is he going around spreading lies that I stole his
song? I have never even heard what he sings in the rst
place, he charged.
OUT LINDA OKELLO,
ENTER LADY MAGESA
A month ago, the media was awash with photos of
Linda Okello, the hot looking Kiambu police ofcer who
became popular thanks to her tight skirt.
But now, the hot police lady crown seems to be
shifting to Tabitha Magesa aka Lady Magesa, a security
ofcer who doubles up as a gospel singer.
Fans attending the Safaricom Groove Tour in Nakuru
last Sunday were offered a rare treat after Tabitha, a
police constable in Nakuru got the crowd by surprise after
she took to the stage singing her Bingu Zaubiri hit, one
of the six songs she has already recorded with Nakurus
Sams studio.
I love ministering through songs and this is my
calling, she told Pulse shortly after her performance.
G
ospel sensation Size
8 gave her typical
energetic performance
in Nakurus Safaricom
Groove Tour even though she was
not well. The artiste, whose new
single Yuko Nawewe is earning
good media reviews, had a running
stomach caused by food poisoning
and looked physically weak before
she went on stage.
I am not feeling well and I
wonder how the performance will
be, a rather distraught Size 8 told
Pulse before gathering her energy
and getting to stage where she
gave an electrifying performance.
A near stampede occurred when
Eric Omondi and his entourage,
which included his brother Fred
and fellow comedian Owago
Nyiro were leaving the stadium.
Eager fans who had camped at
the rear entrance of the stadium
fought each other to get a feel of
being next to the comedians who
made a rare appearance at the
event. Security personnel had to
intervene to save the situation.
The Groove Tour is a countrywide
event sponsored by Safaricom
ahead of the Groove Awards whose
nominees are gathering support
before the ceremony takes place in
Nairobi on June 1. Voting is on and
will be closing next week.
SIZE 8S
POISONED
TUMMY
TROUBLE
Friday, May 23, 2014
Pullout Section B
Real Name: Benoit Kanema
Stage Name: Shappa Man Young Kass
Claim to Fame: He was a member of
Camp Mulla, the Party Dont Stop hit
makers. Shappa Man is credited as one
of the Camp Mulla founder members.
Since group members launched solo
projects last year, Shappa Man has
been in studio working on his solo
projects, about to be launched.