The How To Be British Collection Two Martyn Ford Peter Legon BS BiThe How To Be British Collect Published by Lee Gone Publications, 11 Bowen Cot Hove, East Sussex, BN3 3JF, GB. wo t, 31-35 The Drive, First published 2005. Revised and reprinted 2009. Reprinted 2010 Reprinted 2011 Reprinted 2012. © Martyn Ford, Peter Legon 2005. All rights reserved. Artwork by Martyn Ford. ISBN 9780952287063 Printed in China. All rights reserved; no part of this publication ma or transmitted in any form or by any means, otherwise, without the prior ¥y be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, le n recording or written permission of the publishers,