Lights! Camera! Christmas!

(Point R

(Lean L

R)

Theres something for everyone,

clap)

(wipe safe

Oh, light up the spotlight,

wag finger)

so no one should be bored.And with luck we just might

win
an Academy Award!

(point at audience)

youre in for a great night,

(tap watch)

the timing is right for the show.

(reach L
(pretend to wind an old fashioned camera)

The cameras are steady,

reach R)

The elves and the reindeer are here for the premiere;
(point down)

been working all year for this night!

(wipe brow)

the dancers are sweaty,

With plenty of action,

this film will find traction.

(strike dramatic pose)

the actors are ready to go!

(begging hands)
(peel off,

peel,

We hope your reactions delight!

peel)

Oh, were making a movie about Santa

Claus!

(peel off,

peel,

peel

hands down)

(L Jazz, R Jazz, hands down)

We are making a movie and Santas the star!

Lights! Camra! Christmas!

(kick L
(kick L

(reach toward ceiling decor)

R)

Lights! Camra!

The set decoration

(L Jazz, R Jazz, burst hands from high to low)

(golf clap)

Lights! Camra! Christmas!

should get an ovation.

(thumbs up)

To shoot on location is grand!

(begging hands)

We hope that youll like us!

(shrug)

Why wouldnt you like us?

(point to audience)
forehead)

(tap

Cause youre gonna like what weve

planned:
(peel off,

R)

Lights! Camra!

peel,

peel)

A new flick bout Saint Nick,

so be quick with applause!
(L Jazz, R Jazz, hands down)

Lights! Camra! Christmas!

Super Santa 6th

(Rudy shows off cape and strikes a pose.)
(Thumbs up)

Hes the fastest!

(Tap head)

Hes the smartest!

(Bravo hands)

Hes the greatest elf of all!

(point to audience, bravo hands)

If you ever need a hero,

(Wipe safe)

theres no need to fear,

(reach to Rudy)

Santa will hear your call!

In December hell remember
every small girl, every boy.
He will never disappoint us.
Hell fly through the sky to bring you and I a toy
When you hear those sleigh bells jingle,
youll know help is on its way.
You can count on old Kris Kringle;
Santa Claus will save the day!
There is nothing that can stop him in his sleigh through ice and snow.
Always jolly, always merry, hes dressed all in red
clear from his head to toe.
Hes our favorite super hero. We can count on him because;
There is nothing that can slow the
one and only Santa Claus!

(beg)

The Hero 6th

Could it be Saint Nick? Nick: HO! HO! HO!

(fist swing)

(hands on knee look at villain)

Hurry please, be quick!

Do you see that man?

(shrug)

(Home Alone)

Cant you hear sweet Nell about to cry? Nell

Screams

Villain is his name.

(Stand up straight)

That is why he dressed all in black.

Mwuahahahah!

(hands down, villain flees, hero unties Nell)

Heroes rarely ride up in a sleigh!

(reach toward Santa, Santa and Nell pose)

(clasp hands together look at Nell)

But Santa is the one who saves the day!

Look at lovely Nell,

damsel in distress.

D.W.: Cut! Now thats what I call a movie!

(wipe safe)

You can see that nothings going well.

(Nell Swoons. Villain begins tying her up)

Someone tied her to the railroad track!

(wipe forehead and lean L and then R

Home Alone)

Me oh, my oh! What an awful thing to do! Nell

Screams
(wipe forehead and lean L and then R
distance)

Look into

Whee oh, why oh! The train is coming in to view!

(shrug)

Who will save her?

(squat and point at train)

Got to stop the train somehow! Nell: Save me!

(beg)

Oh, we need some magic,

(wipe safe)

or this could be tragic.

(praying hands)

How we need a hero now! Nick: Ill save you, Nell!

(point at Nick)

Look! Whats that I spy?

Something caught my eye!
(shrug)

Could it be a hero passing by?

The Holiday Blues 5th

So many presents, so little time;
so many roof tops
I have to climb.
Sack up on my shoulders,
back up in the skies,
is it any surprise even I, got the holiday blues!
Got the holiday blues,
got the holiday.
got the holiday blues!
A ton of fruitcake, a baby grand,
he wants a guitar to form a band.
One girl wants a pony,
a dolly that cries.
Anybody with eyes sees that I got the holiday blues!
Got the holiday blues,
got the holiday.
Ariana: It isnt easy being Santa Claus you know reading all these letters, checking all these
naughty/nice lists not once but twice, making all these toys and then having a to fly them around the
world every year behind a bunch of rowdy reindeer. Well, you know how air travel is these
days. The glamour is completely gone. Sometimes I wonder if anyone even appreciates me anymore.
I know its Christmas, the cheeriest time of the year and all, but this year, Santas
All: Got the holiday blues,
Got the holiday blues,
Got the holiday blues!

Get Along, Little Reindeer 5th

(4-5 Reindeer sit on edge of stage and
periodically moo)
(Plie)

Its December in the old West

and time to ride the range.
But we dont have any cattle
so this might all look strange.

Rudy: In rode Santa with his white cap and carrot

nose wait a minute oh well, whatever And
once again, Santa Claus saved the day and the West
was won.
(Lean L

R etc.)

Git along, little reindeer.

Git along, long away.
(Plies)

(Lean L

R etc.)

Git along, little reindeer.

Git along, long away.
(Plies)

Yippee ti-you, yippee ti-ay,

(wag finger)

be home for Christmas Day. (MOOO!)

(Plies- small group of reindeer do line dance)

Come on Dasher, come on Dancer,

bring Prancer long with you.
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
and Vixen, yall come too.
(Lean L

R etc.)

Git along, little reindeer.

Git along, long away.
(Plies)

Yippee ti-you, yippee ti-ay,

(wag finger)

be home for Christmas Day. (MOOO!)

Rudy: And suddenly there was a
ferocious...tussle between the naughty and
nice gangs.
(group splits in half and pretend to throw snowballs at each
other.)

Rudy: There was over-acting and hardly any plot

at all. But as things got very treacherous and it
looked like the naughty gang was about to win,
.
(Melton enters in a Santa hat. He puts both hands out to
his sides as if to say stop and everyone stops.)

Yippee ti-you, yippee ti-ay,

(wag finger)

be home for Christmas Day. (MOOO!)

Sergio: CUT! Mama Mia! Now thats-ah what I-ah
call a movie!

Night of Miracles 4th

(Brady, Brandy, Emily, Nick)

Night of splendor, beautiful sky of wonder;

Stars are shining, lighting the midnight clear!
(Gretchen, Schellbi, Violet, McKenzie)

Can you feel it? Everyone should surrender

to this awesome, magical time of year!
(All)

One by one, the snowflakes are gently falling;

turning winter into a world of white.
Night of wonder, night of hope;
Night of Loves rebirth.
Everyone who sees the star,
prays for Peace on Earth.
No more sadness; this is a new beginning.
Joy and gladness filling the winter air.
Round and round, the wonderful world is spinning.
Hold on tight for Christmas is finally here!
Christmas is finly here!
Its here!
Ron: Cut! Now thats what I call a movie!

Reprise: Lights! Camera! Christmas! 4th

(a couple of elves and reindeer re-enact their

tussle)

(Elves do a kickline)
Oh, light up the spotlight,
youre in for a great night,
the timing is right for the show.

The elves and the reindeer are here for

the premiere;
been working all year for this night!

The cameras are steady,

the dancers are sweaty,
the actors are ready to go!

With plenty of action,

this film will find traction.
We hope your reactions delight!
(real santa enters: Ho! Ho! HO!)

Oh, were making a movie about Santa Claus!

Lights! Camra! Christmas!
(Super Santa races around the stage, and through the audience)

Kid: Its SUPER SANTA!

The set decoration
should get an ovation.
To shoot on location is grand!
We hope that youll like us!
Why wouldnt you like us? Cause youre gonna like what
weve planned:
(Villain and Hero play tug-of-war with Nell as the rope.)

A new flick bout Saint Nick, so be quick with applause!

Lights! Camra! Christmas! (Villain gives his evil laugh.)
Nell: Help! Help! Somebody save me, please!
Theres something for everyone,
so no one should be bored. (Villain evil laugh/ Nell screams)
And with luck we just might win
an Academy Award!

We are making a movie and Santas the

star!
Lights! Camra!
Lights! Camra!
Lights! Camra! Christmas!