WrittenandProducedby:LeaLennon

ThePresidentialElectionof2016iscomingupandcomingquick.Bravo,televisionnetwork,
decidedweshouldcreatearealityshowbasedofthesecandidates.Asdecidedwewillmore
likelyfocusonDonald,HillaryandBerniebecausethey'reareourfavorites.

DonaldTrump,BernieSanders,andHillaryClintonthreepotentialcandidatesasthePresidentof
theUnitedStatesofAmerica.Betweenthesethreeyou'redefinitelygoingtoreachaconflictof
interestnomatterDemocratorRepublican.Eachofthesecandidateshavedifferentpersonalities
andonesimilargoalwhichisofcoursetobethepresident.Herearethebasicsofeachcandidate.

DonaldTrump
Born:June14,1946inQueens,NewYorkCity,NewYork
Age:69
Party:Republican

WetalkedtoHillary,BernieandDonaldaboutDonaldhimself.

Hillary:IfImbeingrealistichere,withstressofbeingpresidenthellprobablydieinoffice.
WhichIwouldn'tmindhaha.Hesabusinessmannotapolitician.

Bernie:DonaldDuck?

Donald:Hello.I'mthenextPresidentoftheUnitedStatesofAmerica,DonaldJohnTrump.
Hillary,Bernie,andallthoseothernerdsrunningagainstmehavenochance.Mysloganis
MakeAmericaGreatAgainandthat'swhatI'mheretodo.I'mtheoneleadinginthepollssoif
theyhaveanythingrudetosayitwon'thelpthem,butitwillhelpme.

BernieSanders
Born:September8,1941inBrooklyn,NewYorkCity,NewYork
Age:74
Party:Democrat

OnceagainwetalkedtothethreeofthemaboutBernie.

Hillary:Ew.Igetitwearebothdemocrats,butgodhelphim.ItrustBillmorethanthisoldfart,
ifyouknowwhatImsaying.Iguesshesanicemanthough.

DonaldTrump:Iwouldsaynocomment,butImnotthattypeofguy.Democratmorelike
Demobrat.WearetalkingaboutBerniefromSesameStreet,right?

WehadtotellDonaldthatthecharactersareBertandErnieandnotBernie.Hejustlaughedit
offandcontinuedtrashtalkingBernieSanders.

Bernie:HiImBernieSanders!Imrunningtobethenextpresident.IwanttomakeAmerica
equal,thepeople,theeconomy,everythingandeveryone.Iwanttocreateaneconomythat
worksforeveryoneratherthanthatbillionaireDumboTrump.Hillaryisokay,Iguess.

HillaryClinton
Born:October26,1947inChicago,Illinois
Age:68
Party:Democrat

Finally,weaskedthe3offthemaboutHillary.

Bernie:Canthisbeofftherecord?

WetoldBerniesurebutwereobviouslygoingtoputitonTV.

Bernie:Wellbehindthecurtainsyoudneverguess.ButHillaryisabully.SureIm74andI
canstandupformyselfbutsheissomean.Likeonceshesaid,WowBernieitlookslikeyou
camebackfromThanksgivingbreak.ItswaterweightIswear.WellImjustgladIgotthatout
ofme.Wecangobackonrecordnow.IlikeHillaryandsomeofherideas.

Donald:Hillaryisirrelevant.Likeohmygod,youneedtoshutup.IdratherhearMelania,my
beautifulwife,reciteeveryHarryPotterbookinSlovenianthanHillarysayonewordtome.She
probablyusesthatprivateemailofherstomessagefamouspeopletosupportherbecausesheis
desperate.HillaryneedstostopdraftingoffofBillanddohercampaigningherself.Billis
probablywithMonicaaswespeakrightnow.IftherewasanoffbuttononHillaryIdget
someoneelsetopushitbecauseIdon'tevenwanttobenexttoher.Shethinkssheissocool
sinceshewasonSNLhatetobreakthenews,actuallynoIdont,butIwasonSNLtoo.Let's
makeamericagreatagainandgetridofHillaryClinton.

AtsomepointthewordscomingoutofDonald'smouthweretooinappropriatetoputontv.

Hillary:HiImHillaryClinton.Thisismysecondtimerunningforpresident.Insteadof
runningagainstJohnMcCainandBarackObamawhichbothofthemareverysmartmen,Ihave
torunagainstimbeciles.ImfocusingoneconomyjustlikeBernieandequalityamongstall,but
myideasarebettereveniftheyaresimilar.DonaldTrumpisliketheshowJerseyShore,fake
tans,horriblelifedecisions,andunnecessary.Ifyouwantsomeonewhoknowspoliticsandwho
hasgrownuparoundpolitics,voteforme.

Afterspeakingwiththeselovelycandidateswedecidedtosurprisethem.FromMondaytoday
tillWednesday,thecandidateswillbelivingwitheachotheronacampaignbus.Theircampaign

managersandotherpeoplewillhaveaseparatebusinsteadofabunchofpeoplebeingonthe
samebus.Thisisepisodeonedaysonethroughthree.Westillhaven'ttoldthemthenews,but
theplanisforthemtoallmeetupinthebuswithoutknowingthattheywillbestayingthere
together.Asthedaypassedonwetextedthethreecandidatesat6:00p.m.tellingthemtobe
outsidetheWhiteHouseat7:00.

ThehourpassedquicklyandwereachedtheWhiteHousebeforeanyofthemtogetagoodlook
attheirreactions.Hillaryarrivedfirst,thenBernieawhileafter,andabout30minuteslate
DonaldTrumpsoonshowedup.HetriedwalkingawayoncehesawHillary.Aftertheyall
showedupthebuscame.

Whytheheckisthereabus?Imnotgoingonwiththeseuglyhumancreations.Donald
complained.

WeforcedDonaldintothebus.Therewasnootherwayinsolvingthat.HillaryandBerniegot
onwithnowhining.Oncetheywereallonthebusthecoproducersaid,Goodevening
candidates.Forthenextthreedaysyouwillbeonthebustogethercampaigning.Doesn'tthat
soundfun!Don'tworryaboutyourcampaigngrouptheyallhavetheirownseparatebuses.

Idon'twanttobewiththem!Donaldwhinedandstompedhisfeet.Givememyownbus!

HillarywasdonewithDonaldandrippedofhistup.Shutup!OMGDonaldyouareliterallya
5yearold.GogetyournurseMelianatogiveyouyourmeds.

Berniegotallanxiousandtoldthem,Guyscanwenotfightplease!Iwishwecanallbe
friends.

ShutupBernie!YelledDonaldandHillary.

Ithasn'tbeenanhourbutthisseemstobegoingbadforthemandgoodforus.Thiswillbring
ratingsupforthenetwork.Day1iscomingclosetoafinishandBernie,Hillary,andDonaldwill
bespendingthenextfewdayswitheachotherarguingtheirheartsaway.Eachcandidatewill
nowgotosleeponthebus.

UpnextonTheWhiteHousewivesofWashingtonD.C...

IjustwantHillarytoloveme...

Iwillobliterateandwinthisrace...

I'mjustgonnadropoutatthispoint...

Findoutwhosaysthisafterthefollowingcommercials.

Day2orTuesdayistoday.It's5:00a.m.andwedecidedtheonlywaytowakeupthepossible
futurepresidentspolitelyiswithanairhorn.WeputourinternJefftothetestandmadehimgo
intothebusandblowthehorn.

WhenJeffblewthehornyoucouldhearthegroansofeachcandidatedesperatelynotwantingto
getup.DonaldstartingyellingprofanitiesatJeffwhicheventuallyJeffgotsoscaredandranout
ofthebus.

Todaythecandidateswillbegoingtohaveasmalldebateinthecapital.Forthenextfewhours
theygotalldolledupandwrotedownwhattheyweregoingtobringup.Thetimecamequick
andtheywerealldriventothecapitalinthebussilently.Astheyweregettingcloseryoucould
heartheroarsofsupporters.

WELOVEDONALD!YelledTrumpsfans.

Shutup!Clinton'sfansfiredback.

WeloveyouBernie.WhisperedhisfansbecausetheywerescaredthatClinton'sandTrumps
fanswillfight.

Thebuscametoastopneartherampuptothepodiums.FirstcameoutHillaryinatealblazer
andblackpants.ThenBernieinablacksuitwitharedtie.LastlyDonaldwiththesamesuitas
Bernie.

WhenHillaryreachedherpodiumshesaid,Hellofriends,family,andall!Iwouldliketo
addresstheissuethatDonaldTrumpisaloser.It'sallhisfaulthowoureconomyisnotwellfor
ourmiddleclass!NowifyouwanttomakesureyouliveinabeautifulandequalAmericayou
voteforme.Iwillmakesureeveryoneishappyandsafe.ThatIwilllowertaxesandmakeyour
frownsgoupsidedown.ThankyouI'mHillaryClinton!

NextupwasBernie,HiI'mBernieandIwanttodowhatHillarywantstodo.IsupportHillary
withmyheart.IthinkIwillbebetterinofficethough.I'msmart,I'mnottryingtobePresident
likemyhusbandcough,Hillary,cough.I'mrunningforAmerica,I'mrunningforyou.I'ma
politiciannobusinessmanbutIwillsupporteveryoneandanyoneiftheydeserveit.Iwantusall
toliveandpeaceandequally.

FinallywasDonald,Ihatethesewhinyloserstryingtostealyourvotewithkindness.I'lltell
youwhatneedstobedone.SureIamabusinessmansothatmeansIcanmakecompromises.I
willgetdonewhatneedstogetdoneandmakenomistakes.I'mnotanidiotIhavegottengreat
educationandIliveasuccessfullife.

Theyfinishedtheirspeechesandwereclappedfor,booedat,andintheendproudofthemselves.
Theydidn'tfocusonanythingimportantbutrathermadefunofeachother.

Oncetheygotbacktothebustheyfoughtandfought.WethoughtofseparatingHillaryand
Donaldbeforesincetheyalmostgotphysical.

Berniekepttellingusthathedidn'twanttobeseparatedfromHillarybecausehewasinlove.
Wedecidedtoignorehim.Thedayendedquicklyandtheyallwenttosleepinthetensefilled
bus.

Todayisthelastday,andtodaywebroughtthemallouttolunchatSubway.Donaldshowedup
firsttoSubwayfirstandaskedifhecouldmakethesandwichesforeveryonewhichwesaidof
course.WethinkheputfoodpoisoninthesandwichessoHillaryandBerniewouldgetsick,
whichhedid.AfterlunchHillaryandBerniestartedthrowingupandgoingtothebathroom
everyfiveseconds.TheygotsosickthattheymissedtheDemocratDebateanddroppedoutof
therace.DonaldTrumpwonthePresidentialDebateandruledtheUSAbecomingadictator.
NowweallruleunderDonaldJohnTrumpandtheworldisalivinghell.