CityLaws

Definitions:
Weapon:Aweaponisanyobjectthatisusedinanassaultwiththeintentofbodily
harm.
PublicServant:Apublicservantisanyonewhoisworkingforagovernmentservice.
Thisincludesbutisnotlimitedtopoliceofficers,hospitalstaff,andNewYorkBank
employees.
Obstructionfromfreedomofmovement:Obstructionfromfreedomofmovementis
anythingthatwillrestrictapersonsmovementfromoneplacetoanotherfreely.
HateSpeech:HateSpeechisanyverbalexchangethathastheintenttobeharmful
physicalormentally.
GovernmentProperty:GovernmentPropertyisanyplacethatisnotprivatelyownedby
oneperson(s).Thisincludesbutisnotlimitedtopublicsidewalks,publicroads,any
buildingownedbythestate.

1Assault:
1.1PettyMisdemeanorAssault
:Itisunlawfultoslapanotherperson.Person(s)found
guiltyof1.1PettyMisdemeanorAssaultshallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.One
personmay
not
facemultiplechargesof1.1PettyMisdemeanorAssault.
1.2MisdemeanorAssault
:Itisunlawfultoassaultanotherperson.Person(s)found
guiltyof1.2MisdemeanorAssaultshallbesentencedto10(ten)minutesinprison.One
personmay
not
facemultiplechargesof1.2MisdemeanorAssault.
1.3GrossMisdemeanorAssault
:Itisunlawfultoassaultanotherpersonwitha
weapon.Person(s)foundguiltyof1.3GrossMisdemeanorAssaultshallhave5(five)minutes
addedtotheiroriginalassaultcharge.Ifthesuspecthasaweaponintheirhandwhile
committingacrimenotrelatedtoassault,theymay
not
bechargedwith1.3Gross
MisdemeanorAssault.1.3GrossMisdemeanorAssaultmayonlyapplywhenapersonisbeing
chargedwithaninitialassaultchargesuchas1.1,1.2,1.4,and1.5.Onepersonmay
not
face
multiplechargesof1.3GrossMisdemeanorAssault.
1.4FelonyAttemptedMurder
Itisunlawfultoassaultaperson,makingthembarely
abletostandup.Person(s)foundguiltyof1.4FelonyAttemptedMurdershallbesentencedto
15(fifteen)minutesinprison.

1.5FelonyMurder
Itisunlawfultoassaultaperson,makingthembarelyabletostand
up.Person(s)foundguiltyof1.4FelonyAttemptedMurdershallbesentencedto20(twenty)
minutesinprison.Onepersonmayfacemultiplechargesof1.5FelonyMurder.
1.6MisdemeanorAssaultAgainstaPublicServant
Itisunlawfulforapersonto
assaultanyonewhoisconsideredapublicservant.Person(s)foundguiltyof1.6Assault
AgainstaPublicServantshallhave5(five)minutesaddedtotheiroriginalassaultcharge.The
publicservantmustbeworkingatthetimeoftheassaultfora1.6AssaultAgainstaPublic
Servanttobeabletoapply.Iftheclassifiedpublicservantisnotworkingatthetime,thosewho
arefoundguiltycanonlybechargedwitha1.2MisdemeanorAssault.

2DisorderlyConduct:
2.1PettyMisdemeanorExcessivePushingand/orPulling
:Itisunlawfultodisrupta
personbyexcessivelypushingorpullingtheperson.Anyonewhohaspushedorpulledanother
person3(three)times,willbewarned1(one)timebeforebeingfoundguiltyof2.1Petty
MisdemeanorExcessivePushingand/orPulling.Person(s)foundguiltyof2.1Petty
MisdemeanorExcessivePushingand/orPullingshallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.
2.2PettyMisdemeanorObstruction
:Itisunlawfultoobstructapersonfromany
doorwayorfreedomofmovement.Anyonewhoisobstructinganotherperson,willbewarned1
(one)timebeforebeingfoundguiltyof2.2PettyMisdemeanorObstruction.Person(s)found
guiltyof2.2PettyMisdemeanorObstructionshallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.
2.3PettyMisdemeanorHarassment
:Itisunlawfultoengageinanytypeofhate
speech.Itisattheofficersdiscretionwhatisconsideredtobehatespeech.Anyonewhois
harassinganotherperson,willbewarned1(one)timebeforebeingfoundguiltyof2.3Petty
MisdemeanorHarassment.Person(s)foundguiltyof2.3PettyMisdemeanorHarassmentshall
besentencedto10(ten)minutesinprison.

3CriminalMisconduct:
3.1MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice
:Itisunlawfultoobstructapoliceofficerinthe
actoftheirduties.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.1MisdemeanorObstructionofJusticeshallbe
sentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.3.1MisdemeanorObstructionofJusticealsoincludes
butisnotlimitedtolockingapoliceofficeroutofaresidence.
3.1(A)MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice(Logging)
:Itisunlawfulforapersontologoff
whilebeingarrestedand/ordetained.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.1(A)Misdemeanor
ObstructionofJustice(Logging)shallbesentencedto15(fifteen)minutesinprison.
3.1(B)MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice(Pushing/Pulling)
:Itisunlawfulforaperson
topushorpullapoliceofficerwhiletheyarearrestingand/ordetainingaperson.Person(s)
foundguiltyof3.1(B)MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice(Pushing/Pulling)shallbesentenced
to10(ten)minutesinprison.
3.1(C)MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice(Evading)
:Itisunlawfulforapersontorun
awayfromapoliceofficerwhiletheyareattemptingtomakeanarrest.Person(s)foundguiltyof
3.1(C)MisdemeanorObstructionofJustice(Evading)shallbesentencedto5(five)minutesin
prison.

3.2MisdemeanorObstructionofEvidence
:Itisunlawfultodestroyanyevidencethat
pertainstoacrime.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.2MisdemeanorObstructionofEvidenceshall
besentencedto10(ten)minutesinprison.
3.3MisdemeanorAbuseof911
:Itisunlawfultousetheemergencyservicestelephone
number(911),formanorsthatarenotemergent.Anyonewhohasabused911willbewarned1
(one)timebeforebeingfoundguiltyof3.3MisdemeanorAbuseof911.Person(s)foundguilty
of3.3MisdemeanorAbuseof911shallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.
3.4MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonation
:Itisunlawfulforanypersonwhoisnotan
employeeoftheNewYorkPoliceDepartmenttotellanotherpersonthattheyareapolice
officer.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.4MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonationshallbesentencedto
10(ten)minutesinprison.
3.4(A)MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonation(DressingasaPoliceOfficer)
:Itisunlawful
foranypersonwhoisnotanemployeeoftheNewYorkPoliceDepartmenttodressasapolice
officer.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.4(A)MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonation(Dressingasa
PoliceOfficer)shallbesentencedto10(ten)minutesinprison.
3.4(B)MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonation(WarrantFalsification)
:Itisunlawfulforany
personwhoisnotanemployeeoftheNewYorkPoliceDepartmenttoreportawarrant.
Person(s)foundguiltyof3.4(B)MisdemeanorPoliceImpersonation(WarrantFalsification)
shallbesentencedto15(fifteen)minutesinprison.
3.5FelonyAccessorytoEscapefromCustody
:Itisunlawfulforapersontoassist
anotherpersonescapeafacilitydesignedtoincarcerateconvictedperson(s).Person(s)found
guiltyof3.5FelonyAccessorytoEscapefromCustodyshallbesentencedto15(fifteen)
minutesinprison.
3.6FelonyEscapefromCustody
:Itisunlawfulforapersontoescapeafacility
designedtoincarcerateconvictedperson(s).Person(s)foundguiltyof3.6FelonyEscapefrom
Custodyshallbesentencedto15(fifteen)minutesinprison.
3.7FelonyHarboringaFugitive
:Itisunlawfulforapersontoassistanescapedconvict.
Person(s)foundguiltyof3.7FelonyHarboringaFugitiveshallbesentencedto15(fifteen)
minutesinprison.
3.8(A)GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing(GovernmentProperty)
:Itisunlawfulforany
persontoremainonpropertywhentheyhavebeenaskedbythemanagementofthe
governmentpropertytoleavethepremises.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.8GrossMisdemeanor
Trespassing(GovernmentProperty)shallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.
3.8(B)GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing(PrivateProperty)
:Itisunlawfulforanyperson
toremainonpropertywhentheyhavebeenaskedbyprivateownerofthepropertytoleavethe
premises.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.8(B)GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing(PrivateProperty)
shallbesentencedto5(five)minutesinprison.
3.8(C)GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing(ReturningtoProperty)
:Itisunlawfulforany
persontoreturntopropertywithin15minutesofbeingaskedtoleavethepremises.Person(s)
foundguiltyof3.8(C)GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing(ReturningtoProperty)shallbe
sentencedto10(ten)minutesinprison.

3.8(Exceptions)Exceptionto3.8GrossMisdemeanorTrespassing
:OnDutypolice
officersmaynotbeaskedtoleaveanypremises.IfoneistobelievethataOnDutypolice
officerisactingdisorderly,thenitshallbereportedtotheChiefofPolice.
3.9(A)FelonyFalseImprisonment(Kidnapping)
:Itisunlawfultoholdsomeoneinone
locationagainsttheirwill,ifthevictimisnotsuspectedand/orconvictedofacrimeorthe
suspectisnotaformoflawenforcement.Person(s)foundguiltyof3.9(A)FelonyFalse
Imprisonment(Kidnapping)shallbesentencedto15(fifteen)minutesinprison.
3.9(B)FelonyFalseImprisonmentofaPublicServant(KidnappingaPublicServant)
:It
isunlawfultoholdapublicservantinonelocationagainsttheirwill,ifthevictimisnotsuspected
and/orconvictedofacrimeorthesuspectisnotaformoflawenforcement.Person(s)found
guiltyof3.9(B)FelonyFalseImprisonmentofaPublicServant(KidnappingaPublicServant)
shallbesentencedto20(twenty)minutesinprison.

4ClarificationtotheLaw:
4.1InCharacterFakes:IthasbeendeemedbytheNewYorkPoliceDepartmentChief
ofPolicethatanyverbalexchangethatshowsbodilyharmwithadamageintegerwillbetaken
asformofassault.
4.2OutCharacterFakes:IthasbeendeemedbytheNewYorkPoliceDepartment
ChiefofPolicethatanyverbalexchangethatshowsbodilyharmwithadamageintegerwhile
outofcharacterwill
not
betakenasaformofassault.
4.3NameChanges:IthasbeendeemedbytheNewYorkPoliceDepartmentChiefof
Policethatanyformofchargesthataretobeplacedononepersonafteranevidentname
changearetothediscretionofaPoliceSergeantorhigher.
4.4AdmissionofGuilt:IthasbeendeemedbytheNewYorkPoliceDepartmentChief
ofPolicethatanyformofadmissiontoguiltwithoutevidencewillnotbepursuedwithlegal
action.