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- What is cancer?
Cancer is a disease pertaining to the abnormal growth of cells. In other words, the signals in cells
that are related to cell division are turned off; therefore, the cells become cancerous and divide
uncontrollably. There are more than 100 types of cancer that have been identified thus far;
scientists are still trying to identify others.
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- How does cancer spread?
Cancer spreads through the body using the bloodstream or through the lymphatic system they
attach to other cells and spread through the body. then they multiply.
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- What are the hallmarks of cancer?
The seven hallmarks of cancer are uncontrollable growth, evading cell death, processing nutrients,
becoming immortal (in the way of cells themselves), invading tissues, avoiding detection, and
promoting mutations.
- What is cell signaling?
Cell signaling is part of a complex system of communication, that governs basic cellular activities
and coordinates cell actions. In other words, how information passes or moves inside of the
cytoplasm of a cell.
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- What are the current treatments that are available for cancer?
The current treatments that are available for cancer include surgery, chemotherapy, radiation
therapy, targeted therapy, immunotherapy, hyperthermia, stem cell transplants, photodynamic
therapy, laser therapy, blood transfusions, and blood donations. Chemotherapy is the least effective
of these treatments because it involves the use of poisons to purge the body of cancer cells, which
can make cancer worse. Similarly, laser therapy can make cancer worse as it can harm healthy cells
such that cancer cells can outnumber normal cells.

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Part II

- GFP drug from Biotex + side effects


GFP was found in one of the many rainforests of the Andes. The drug was found by Tisha, a young
woman who was hiking through the forest looking for unique plant species. On her hike, she met a
native boy who tells of a mysterious medicine man with special green leaves that have the power
to treat stomach and lung cancer. He gave Tisha a bottle with a few of the leaves, which she took
back to the company that she worked for, Biotex. GFP was produced by Biotex. In a clinical trial
of adults aged 18-99, the drug significantly reduced the number of dangerous tumors found in both
stomach and lung cancer. Common side effects include constant migraines, explosive diarrhea,
cancer, suicidal thoughts, debilitating nausea, cancer, heart attacks, strokes, cancer, and weight
gain or loss. Your doctor should monitor your weight before, during, and after you start taking
GFP. In addition, this drug may also cause skin blistering, chronic fatigue, heart failure, severe
joint pain, itching, skin rashes, dry mouth, blood clots, Hepatitis B or C, internal bleeding, high
blood pressure, an enlarged prostate gland, liver failure, and death. You are encouraged to report
negative side effects of this drug to the FDA. These side effects can be reported through their
website (www.fda.gov) or by calling toll-free 1 (888) 463-6332. Please note that your call may be
monitored for quality assurance. Talk to your doctor about whether GFP is right for you.

Allergies to the sun, Loss of fingertips, Cancer, Meth cravings , Turning into a werewolf during the
full moon, Cancer, Skin peeling, Growing gills, Cancer, Massive Wirts, Craving the sound of
clarinet and poetry, Cancer, Seeing things no there, overdosing, cancer, Talking to fairies,
Becoming a leprechaun, Cancer, Mood changes, Becoming a furry,

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Part III:
(30 second commercial about the ethicacy (desire to produce an effective result) of Biotex)
Here at Biotex, we are very determined to get you the best results as quickly as we can. We have a
brilliant research team who have been working very hard on this GFP drug for many years. In
creating the GFP drug, we know that its important that the animals that we work with are treated
fairly and address the concerns of multiple organizations, including PETA, who we have partnered
with for over 30 years. During our research, we made sure to run several clinical trials with our
drug so as to provide the best possible results and minimize any potential side effects. We know
how important the road to recovery is for cancer patients and how humans crave an active lifestyle
that cancer may seem to make impossible. Our mission is simple: S.A.F.E.T.Y. Sustainable drugs

for long term use, Affordable drugs for those in need of financial support, Fair labeling and
packaging to educate consumers as much as possible, Ethical treatment of all test subjects,
including animals and humans, True results, and Yay! It works!

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