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TH E
M I G HTY
MINK
T E N A C I O U S , U N WAV E R I N G ,
Y E T E X T R E M E LY S U P P L E
“I think Skittles are delicious. But what do I know?”
— Plato
Welcome to page 16!
And page 17!
I smell cheese.
No, you don’t.
PAG E
PLASTIC
CUP
The words and images on these two pages were printed with a special ink that is only legible to sea urchins.
If you are not a sea urchin, sorry. You wouldn’t have gotten the joke anyway.
THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER
(OR ASC): (ASC):
— Is very school-spirited
THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES® CONSUMER
(OR ASC): (ASC):
— Is very school-spirited
Unless you’re one of those start-at-the-end-of-the-book people. In that case, enjoy.