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Jayplays
Sex on the Hill
When I told my mom I was
advocating a sex-themed
Jayplay, she kind of cringed.
Ive been working for
Jayplay since Fall 2004, and
my mother has always been
a little embarrassed. She has
never liked Bitch+Moan and
our tendency to write can-
didly about condoms makes
her uncomfortable. The Sex
on the Hill moniker on the
cover of this issue probably
wont go over too well either.
But this magazine isnt for
my mother. So our Sport spec
this week (on page 4) will help
you count the calories you
burn while getting it on and
on page 11 you can read Sam
Carlsons profle of a Priscillas
employee. And dont miss
the creators of Bitch+Moan
as they make an appearance
along side Niloofar Shah-
mohammadis new twist on
the sex column (pages 12,
13 and 14). So welcome to
Sex on the Hill, Jayplay style. I
hope you like it.
Oh, and mom, if youre
reading this, make sure you
check out page 11. I taste-
tested strawberry-favored
condoms, but dont worry, I
tasted them straight out of
the package.

Becka Cremer, co-editor

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Lindsey St. Clair
Kim Wallace
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PEOPLE KNOW EVERYONE
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The best of Bitch + Moan
Life as a sex toy store employee
Couples exercise together outside the bedroom
Hook-up hotspots around town
Sex classes can make or break a relationship
Katrina Mohrs breast reduction surgery
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Artisans and Angels 2007.
Deer Creek Golf Club, 12-8 p.m.
Female artists, designers and
retailers from the Kansas City
metro area will be featured at
the charity fundraiser.
Resume Review Day. 110 Burge
Union, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., FREE,
www.ucc.ku.edu.
Lily Plants a Garden. Inge
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 1 p.m., $10.

Biggest Jayhawk fan entries
due. Programs offce, Kansas
Union, 5 p.m.
Brody Buster and Mike Cibura
Blues Duo. Jackpot Saloon,
6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
brodybuster.com.
UMKC Jazz Matinee. Mikes
Tavern, 6 p.m.
Joseph Israel. Bottleneck, 7
p.m., all ages, $13 adv./$15 day
of show, josephisrael.com/media.
htm.
The Vagina Monologues.
Alderson Auditorium, Kansas
Union, 7:30 p.m., $5.
KU Opera presents The Tales of
Hoffman. The Robert Baustian
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 7:30 p.m.,
$7.
Steele Pulse. VooDoo Lounge
at Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+,
$25, www.steele-pulse.com.
Jason Boland and the
Stragglers. Grand Emporium,
8 p.m., 18+, $12.50, www.
thestragglers.com.
Chris Beard. Knuckleheads
Saloon, 8 p.m., 21+, www.
chrisbeard.org.
Jeff Black. Daveys Uptown
Ramblers Club, 8 p.m., 21+, $10,
www.jeffblack.com.
Men of Chippendales. The
Cotillion, 8:30 p.m., $20-30, 18+,
www.thecotillion.com.
Mardell Maxwell/ DJ Aether/
E.M.C./ Feel. Jackpot Saloon, 9
p.m., 18+, $5-7, www.myspace.
com/mardellmaxwell.
Soulshine. Jazzhaus,
10 p. m., 21+, $3, www.
theoffcialsoulshine.com.
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Artisans and Angels 2007. Deer
Creek Golf Club, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Lecture:Populations of the
Amazonian Region of Peru.
633 Fraser Hall, 12 p.m., FREE.
Lily Plants a Garden. Inge
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 1 p.m., $10.
Electromediascope: Pop Music
and Consumer Culture.Nelson-
Atkins Museum of Art, 7 p.m.
Mr.Marcos V7/The Golden
Republic/Baby Birds Dont Drink
Milk. Record Bar, 7 p.m., 21+, www.
myspace.com/mrmarcosv7.
Merita Halili and the Raif
Hyseni Orchestra. Lied Center,
7:30 p.m., $1214.50, www.lied.
ku.edu.
The Vagina Monologues.
Alderson Auditorium, Kansas
Union, 7:30 p.m., $5.

The Sensualist. Lawrence Arts
Center, 7:30 p.m., FREE, www.
lawrenceartscenter.com.
KU Opera presents TheTales of
Hoffman. The Robert Baustian
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 7:30 p.m., $7.
DJ Kevin Scott. VooDoo Lounge
at Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+,
www.myspace.com/djkevinscott.
Cory Morrow/ Bleu Edmonson.
Granada, 8 p.m., all ages, $12,
www.corymorrow.com.
That 1 Guy w/ Fran Snyder.
Bottleneck, 8 p.m.,18+, $8, www.
that1guy.com.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Tournament. Abe and Jakes
Landing, 9 p.m., $3, 21+, www.
abejakes.com.
Trampled Underfoot. Uncle
Bos T-Town Bar, 9 p.m., 21+,
www.trampledunderfootkc.com.
Stateside/Kennedy Luck Club.
Boobie Trap Bar, 9:30 p.m., all
ages, $5-6, www.myspace.com/
statesidekids.
The Gaslights w/ The
Supernauts. Daveys Uptown
Ramblers Club, 10 p.m., 21+, $7,
www.thegaslights.com.
Red Lefty. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m.,
21+, $4, www.redlefty.com.
Lily Plants a Garden. Inge
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 10 a.m.,
$10.
Spirit Bus: Mens basketball:
KU vs. Mizzou. 10 a.m., $35 for
ticket, transportation, lunch,
T-shirt and spirit bucket, www.
suaevents.com.
Bingo. American Legion, 7 p.m.,
FREE.
Metal Wars Qualifer:
Colossus/Black Buffalo/Ghost
in the Machine/Luevva. Grand
Emporium, 7 p.m., all ages.
Mozart Festival Opera in Don
Giovanni. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m.,
$1923.
Freestyle Motocross. Kemper
Arena, 7:30 p.m., $2126.
The Vagina Monologues.
Alderson Auditorium, Kansas
Union, 7:30 p.m., $5.
The Sensualist. Lawrence Arts
Center, 7:30 p.m., FREE, www.
lawrenceartscenter.com.
DJ Kevin Scott. VooDoo Lounge
at Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+,
www.myspace.com/djkevinscott

Carbon Leaf w/ Toby
Lightman. Bottleneck, 8 p.m.,
18+, $8, www.carbonleaf.com.
Out of the Suffering. Mikes
Tavern, 8 p.m., www.myspace.
com/outofthesuffering.
Midwest Cage Combat. The
Cotillion, 8 p.m., $2575, www.
thecotillion.com.
Apollo Night. Woodruff
Auditorium, Kansas Union, 8 p.m.

BX3 Bassists Stu Hamm, Jeff
Berlin and Billy Sheehan.
Knuckleheads Saloon, 9 p.m., 21+.
Deadman Flats/Bailey
Kate/Maw. Gaslight Tavern,
9 p.m., www.myspace.com/
deadmanfats.
Volunteers/Everthus the
Deadbeats/Its Over. Replay
Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2.
Last of the V8s/The
Fonzarellis/The TV Eyes.
Record Bar, 10 p.m., 21+, www.
myspace.com/thelastofthev8s.
The Sensualist. Lawrence Arts
Center, 2:30 p.m., FREE, www.
lawrenceartscenter.com.
Lily Plants a Garden. Inge
Theatre, Murphy Hall, 2:30 p.m.,
$10
Carillon Concert w/ Elizabeth
Berghout. Memorial
Campanille, 5 p.m., FREE.
Misery Signals w/ The Human
Abstract, Bottleneck, 6 p.m., all
ages, $9 adv. / $11 day of show,
www.miserysignals.net.
Mozart Festival Opera in Don
Giovanni. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m.,
$19-23, www.lied.ku.edu.
Pillar. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m.,
all ages, $12, www.pillarmusic.
com.
Tyler Greg/The Tourists.
Boobie Trap Bar, 8:30 p.m., all
ages, $5-6, www.myspace.com/
tylergreg.
Dosh/ Boo and Boo Too/ This Is
My Condition. Jackpot Saloon,
9 p.m., 18+, $6.
Brody Buster and Mike Cibura
Blues Duo. Harbour Lights, 10
p.m., 21+, $2.
University Career Fair. Kansas
Union, 12:30 p.m., FREE, www.
ucc.ku.edu.
Jacks Mannequin/Head
Automatica/The Audition.
Beaumont Club, 6:30, all ages,
$18, www.jacksmannequin.com.
The Shins. Liberty Hall, 7 p.m.,
all ages, $22.50 adv./ $25 day of
show, www.theshins.com.
Bob Walkenhorst/Aural
Exciter. Record Bar, 7 p.m., 21+,
www.bobwalkenhorst.com.
Poetry Slam. Hawks Nest,
Kansas Union, 7 p.m.
Bingo. American Legion, 7 p.m.,
FREE.
Lawrence Public Schools All
City Choir. Lied Center, 7 p.m.,
FREE.
Lecture:Blog to the Chief:
The Impact of Political Blogs
on the 2008 Election. Dole
Institute of Politics, 7:30 p.m.,
FREE, www.doleinstitute.org.
Tony Furtado Band.
Bottleneck, 8 p.m., 18+, $10
adv./ $12 day of show, www.
tonyfurtado.com.
Embattled Eros: Sex in the
21st Century w/ Dennis
Dailey. ECM Center, 12 p.m.,
$3.
Dave Hayes. Knuckleheads
Saloon, 7:30 pm, 21+.
The Esoteric. Grand Emporium, 8
p.m., all ages, www.the-esoteric.
com.
Eff Valentines Day Party.
Jackpot Saloon, 9 p.m., 18+.
Asylum Street Spankers.
Bottleneck, 8 p.m., 18+, $7
adv./ $8 day of show, www.
asylumstreetspankers.com/.
That Acoustic Jam Thing.
Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $2.
Black Box Memoirs featuring
Michael Maher. Harbour Lights,
10 p.m., 21+, $2.
Beaumont Club
4050 Pennsylvania St.
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 561-2560
Bottleneck
737 New Hampshire St.
Lawrence
(785) 841-5483
The Brick
1727 McGee St.
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 421-1634
Fatsos
1016 Massachusetts
Lawrence
(785) 865-4055
Gaslight Tavern
317 N. Second St.
Lawrence
(785) 856-4330
Grand Emporium
3832 Main St.
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 531-1504
Harbour Lights
1031 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence
(785) 841-1960
Jackpot Saloon
943 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence
(785) 843-2846
The Jazzhaus
926 1/2 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence
(785) 749-3320
The Record Bar
1020 Westport Road
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 753-5207
Replay Lounge
946 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence
(785) 749-7676
Signs of Life
722 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence
(785) 830-8030
Uptown Theater
3700 Broadway St.
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 753-8665
VooDoo Lounge
1 Riverboat Drive
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 889-7320

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VENUES
where?
Valentines Day Open House.
Traditions Area, Kansas Union,
12 p.m.
Lecture:Forms Most
Beautiful: Ideas of Evolution
at the Molecular Level.Pine
Room, Kansas Union, 12 p.m.,
FREE.
Prodigal:A Multi-arts
Production. Lied Center, 7 p.m.,
FREE, www.lied.ku.edu.
The Shins. Liberty Hall, 7 p.m.,
all ages, $22.50 adv./ $25 day of
show, www.theshins.com.
Blue Monday Jam w/ Kevin
Cerovich. Blue Room, 7 p.m., FREE.
Flock of Dodos. Woodruff
Auditorium, Kansas Union,
7:30 p.m. A humorous flm
documenting the intelligent
design vs. evolution debate.
TUESDAY
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Sex does the body good and is a stress
reliever. In our society, we can use as much
stress relief as possible, says Deborrah Cooper,
a relationship expert at askheartbeat.com.
An average woman between 120 and 150
pounds burns 3.5 to fve calories per minute
during active sex, Cooper says. However,
active sex doesnt mean just sitting on your
bum you have to actively participate. Take
turns with your partner, or choose a position
that allows you to both feel the burn.
The standard missionary position may not
do much in the way of toning for the person
on the bottom, but the person on top works
the glutes, thighs and arms, Cooper says.
However, most women dont have much
upper body strength, so they can usually only
hold this position for a few minutes.
For a slight variation of the missionary
position, have the person on top sit with their
feet fat on the foor with their arms slightly
behind their back. This position works the
upper back, thighs, butt, calves and triceps
because they have to stabilize the upper
body, Cooper says.
For more advanced lovers, have one person
get on all fours while the other person kneels
behind. The person kneeling should grab
the upper thighs of the person on all fours,
while the person on all fours should be fully
extended with their legs wrapped around the
other persons waist. Some may know this as
the wheelbarrow, and, much like the metal
variety you push, it works the arms and abs.
If you want to test your mans strength, ask
him to stand while you give him a blowjob;
it will make him weak in the knees. It also
provides a different, more intense sensation
than lying down, because his blood is rushing
down towards his manhood, Cooper says.
So go head with your bad self its good
for you.
sex: try different positions to
burn more calories
sport specs
Lindsey St. Clair
Sex toyS can harbor bacteria
and germS if you dont clean
them properly after each uSe.
health tip
Hygiene is important when youre
dealing with foreign objects down
there and around back. Its possible
to swap diseases and bacteria with
partners through sex toys if you dont
sterilize them between uses, says
Jennifer Terrell, general manager of
Priscillas, 1206 W. 23rd St.
Clean jelly rubber toys with a mild
hand wash and warm water never
use bleach or alcohol, as they will
break down the rubber. Specialized
sex toy disinfectants are fool-proof
and available at any sex toy store.
Before & After is an anti-bacterial
adult toy cleaner available at Priscillas
thats easy to use: simply spray on and
wipe off.
Terrell recommends storing your sex
toys in a plastic bag in a sock drawer to
keep them clean. Toys that go in the
anus should be cleaned before using
them vaginally, she says. And as with
any sexual encounter solo or with
a partner its always safer to use a
condom to prevent infections.
Kim Wallace
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if you cant make
it to the gym...
Make sure you and your
partner do your Kegel
exercises each day.
What: The pubococcygeus
muscles, or PC muscles, form
the foor of the pelvic cavity.
Contracting and releasing
these muscles repeatedly
up to 200 times each day
strengthens the area and can
increase vaginal sensation,
prolong a mans erection
and ensure more intense
climaxes for both sexes.
How: The easiest way to
locate your PC muscles is to
attempt to stop the fow of
urine midstream while you
are using the restroom. The
muscles you feel contract in
order to stop the urine fow
are your PC muscles and the
ones you need to tighten
and release during your
Kegel exercises.
Sources: Professor Cynthia
Akagi and childbirth.org
Two years ago, Jenny Roberts
injured her wrist while training
with the swimming and diving
team and was forced to start
exercising on dry land. Because of
the injury and the resulting surgery,
Roberts, St. Louis junior, had to
leave the coaches and teammates
she had relied on for support
and encouragement during her
training to start working out on her
own. Or so she thought.
Soon after the injury, Roberts
met Bryant Merriman, 2005
graduate. First came friendship,
then love and their frst trip to
the gym together.
Today, Roberts wrist has
healed, but the couple continues
to work out together.In each other
theyve found the motivation and
encouragement both need to
make their workouts successful.
But the energy, the sweat and the
laughs shared during their three
trips to the gym each week have
given Roberts and Merriman
more than six-pack abs and
bulging biceps.
It deepens the relationship
because youre seeing that
person struggle and youre
helping push them through
to what theyre trying to
accomplish, Roberts says.
A 1995 study in the Journal
of Sports Medicine and Physical
Fitness revealed that married
couples who began a ftness
program together were less
likely to quit than married men
and women who began the
program on their own.
When a couple exercises
together they are not only
adding another dimension to
the relationship, but they are
keeping each other motivated
during the workout, says
Nate Bruns, Topeka junior and
personal trainer at the Student
Recreation and Fitness Center.
For Roberts and Merriman,
their exercise routine begins on
the way to the gym when they
discuss what kind of workout
they want to accomplish that
day. Whether the couple chooses
to work on upper body and abs
or lower body and back, they
perform every exercise under
a tag-team method; while one
person is lifting weights or
running, the other is watching,
challenging and cheering the
other on until they complete
the exercise, exchange high fves
and switch places.
Exercising together can not
only deepen a couples emotional
connection but also their sexual
one, says Cynthia Akagi, assistant
professor of health, sport and
exercise sciences.
Akagi correlates sex and
exercise by the mutual presence
of endorphins, pain-blunting
chemicals released after both
strenuous exercise and sexual
activity. The chemical release
creates a feeling of euphoria,
peace and comfort a high
feeling that she says can easily
translate from the gym into
the bedroom.
But if you and your partners
body types are too different
or your exercise goals are too
varied to accomplish using the
tag-team method employed by
Roberts and Merriman,individual
exercise can still strengthen your
relationship. Increased physical
activity can improve self-esteem
and sexual functioning, giving
both the physical and emotional
connections in your relationship
a confdence boost.
A 2003 study by the Harvard
School of Public Health revealed
that men who described
themselves as physically active
were 30 percent less likely to
have erection problems than
men who werent physically
active. More frequent and longer
erections in young men are
best accomplished with regular
cardiovascular activities such
as running, jogging and biking,
Akagi says. These activities
strengthen the cardiovascular
system, which increases blood
fow and stamina.
Exercise can also trigger an
increased sexual response in
women. A study by Cindy Meston
and Boris Gorzalka measured the
sexual arousal of a number of
women on two occasions, after
watching both a short travel flm
and then an erotic flm.The results,
published in a 1996 issue of the
Journal of Abnormal Psychology,
revealed an increase in sexual
arousal generated from a
signifcant increase in vaginal
pulse amplitude and vaginal
blood fow in the women who
exercised for 20 minutes prior to
watching the two flms.
Climbing into bed with her
partner is not the frst thing that
crosses Roberts mind after a long
workout; she says she still opts
for a shower frst. But exercising
alongside Merriman and witnessing
the work and the results in both
his physical ftness and in their
emotional connection continues
to add to Roberts attraction to her
partner.The increased confdence in
her body, a result of regular exercise,
has also led to more confdence
in her physical relationship with
Merriman, she says.
And hearing from your partner
that youre at your sexiest when
sweaty and drenched from
working out is just the kind of
motivation that will keep you
coming back to the gym.
how exercise can
strengthen the spark
between you and
your partner
lets get physical
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 05
health
by elyse Weidner
(above) Jenny Roberts, St.
Louis senior,lifts at the Student
Recreation Center while her
boyfriend, Bryant Merriman,
2005 graduate encourages her.
The couple work out together
when schedules permit. (right)
Roberts gets a lift down
from the pull-up bar from
Merriman.
PHOTO ILLuSTRATIONS/ LISA LIPOvAC
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Two men are
arresTed in BosTon
afTer causing a BomB
scare By placing
several elecTronic Blinking
adverTisemenTs around The
ciTy in a puBliciTy sTunT for
a carToon neTwork show.
THInK yOu HAve A beTTer jOKe? e-mAIl me AT hawktopics@kansan.com.
Chris Raine
Venezuelan lawmakers
unanimously Vote to giVe president
Hugo CHVez broad powers to
make laws by presidential deCree.
Comedian al Franken announCes hell run For
the u.s. senate in 2008.
And if the idea of Al Franken running for the U.S. Senate doesnt get you all hot and
bothered, then you dont have a pulse.
PreSIdenT buSH
PlAnS TO SubmIT
A requeST TO
COngreSS fOr $100 bIllIOn
fOr fundIng THe WArS In
IrAq And AfgHAnISTAn.
SAn frAnCISCO mAyOr gAvIn neWSOm APOlOgIzeS
fOr HAvIng An AffAIr WITH HIS CAmPAIgn
mAnAgerS WIfe AfTer revelATIOnS Of THe AffAIr
Were leAKed TO THe PreSS eArlIer In THe WeeK.
However, Mayor Newsom
refused to apologize for
getting those interns
drunk and getting them to
make out with each other,
because, come on, man,
that was pretty awesome.
If Henry Kissingers famous quote,Power is the ultimate
aphrodisiac, holds true, Hugo Chavez just became one of the
horniest men on the planet.
To put that number into a
perspective that everybody can
understand, $100 billion would
buy every person in the U.S. a
lap dance and leave enough
money for a tip.
Meanwhile, the crass
pornographers who create
Greys Anatomy continue to
roam free. Where is the justice?
Texas governor
rick perry issues
an execuTive order
ThaT requires all
schoolgirls To Be
vaccinaTed againsT
The sexually
TransmiTTed
hpv virus.
Because Governor Rick
Perry will be damned
if hes going to get
genital warts from
some sexy, firting
schoolgirl that looks a
lot older, I swear!
ku mens basketball loses in tHe
last minute to texas a&m, 69-66.
Yeah, this loss pretty much gave me a
big softie. This team is a huge tease, and
nobody likes a tease.
KevIn federlIne
ISSueS An APOlOgy
TO THOSe WHO Were
Offended by HIS
APPeArAnCe In A COmmerCIAl
AS A WOrKer In A fAST fOOd
reSTAurAnT. Too easy.
autHor J.k. rowling
announCes tHat tHe seVentH
and final
Harry potter
book will
debut on July 21.
This will also be the seventh
and fnal time that paroled sex
offenders can come within 500
feet of a large group of children
without fear of arrest.
A herPes outbreAk Among
wrestLers in minnesotA PromPts
stAte officiALs to susPend ALL
wrestLing mAtches And PrActices.
Like abstinence-only sex education, Im skeptical this
will work. Telling wrestlers not to wrestle is like telling
wrestlers to stop having gay sex.
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Back in the day: Hunt was
born in Kansas City, Kan., but
grew up in Emporia. She started
playing piano by ear when she
was 3 years old. She says she
always imagined becoming a
musician, even at that young
age. She started piano lessons
at age 10, got involved in junior
high and high school music
programs, and began writing
and singing her own music.
She was in a band at age 16
and moved to Lawrence to
attend the University after she
graduated from high school.
She attended the University
for two-and-a-half years, but
wanted to take a direction in
her music that the University
music programs did not offer,
so she quit school and starting
working toward her goal.
The grad life: After leaving KU,
Hunt gained some notoriety and
started touring regionally. After
she got married and had a son,
she took a few years off, but got
back in the scene in 1994 with
her frst album, Kelley Hunt, a mix
of Americana, roots, rhythm and
blues, rock and jazz.
Today: Hunt has recorded two
more albums, 2000s Inspiration
and 2004s New Shade of Blue.
She now travels all over the
United States and Canada
to play songs from her three
albums. Shes played in the
Monterey Bay Blues Festival, the
Telluride Blues Festival, and in
many major U.S. cities. She will
start recording her fourth album
this February in Nashville, Tenn.
She says: I really love the
creative process.
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 07
Kelley Hunt
Years attended: Fall
1974 to Spring 1976,
pursuing a major in
music composition
Hometown: Lawrence
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GRAD check
Anne Weltmer
Listener: Justin Brown,
Overland Park senior
Tune: Bum in the Alley
by The Cows
While pumpin the
jams, he was: Smoking
a cigarette outside
Anschutz Library
He says: They do a nice
job of incorporating
bluesy riffs over
aggressive white noise.
Listener: Yue Yu, Tianjin,
China, junior
Tune: Freedom of
Expression by Dragon
Ash
While pumpin the jams,
he was: Walking out of
the Kansas Union
He says: Every time
I listen to it, I express
myself. I feel comfortable
with them.
MUSIC THAT MOVES YOU
Whether youre singin along, groovin by yourself or
just studying in the library, well catch you with the
Listener: Nathalie
Pounds, Andover
sophomore
Tune: Semi-Charmed
Life by Third Eye Blind
While pumpin the
jams, she was: Checking
out the poster sale in the
Kansas Union
She says: Im a big 90s
child. Its upbeat and it
keeps me moving in the
morning.
Listener: Liz Newman,
Kansas City, Kan., junior
Tune: Syracuse by
Pinback
While pumpin the jams,
she was: Heading to
Watson Library to study
She says: I think I found
them off The OC, one of
their soundtracks.
Sam Carlson
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Listener: Jeremy
Appleton, Lees Summit,
Mo., sophomore
Tune: Tech N9nes new
CD, Everready
While pumpin the
jams, he was: Walking by
Stauffer-Flint on his way
home after class
He says: Its a new CD
and I just like it.
Listener: Adam Bakri,
Wichita sophomore
Tune: Dogpound
While pumpin the jams,
he was: Reading for an
African-American Studies
class in Budig Hall
He says: I like the beat.
Listener: Rachel Barnes,
Hutchison junior
Tune:Strange Condition
by Pete Yorn
While pumpin the jams,
she was: Reading the
newspaper by Miltons in
the Kansas Union
She says: Its almost the
weekend, so I wanted to
have a fun, upbeat song.
Listener: Emily Seitter,
Overland Park freshman
Tune: Drive My Car by
The Beatles
While pumpin the jams,
she was: Working on a
research project about
cottonmouth snakes for
English class
She says: Im studying
and I dont want to listen
to people screaming.
Plus, Paul McCartney
kicks ass.
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Casey Shockley, Lawrence
resident, didnt think much of
the man when he walked into
the store. He was wearing a suit
and appeared to be in his 30s.
Then, he asked her questions
about womens dancewear.
This was nothing new to
Shockley, except the questions
usually came from strippers, not
businessmen. She fgured he had
his wife or girlfriend in mind, but
when he asked for a ftting room,
she knew that wasnt the case.
Soon the man was calling her
over, asking for her opinion of
the outft he had squeezed into:
a short, polka-dot halter dress.
For the past six months,
Shockley has been working
at Priscillas, 1206 W. 23rd St.
But more important than the
paycheck she receives are the
experiences shes had.
Usually I have a story to tell,
she says.
The stories are often bizarre
and always entertaining.Consider
the clientele Shockley deals with
the guy who gave her a high
fve after purchasing lube or the
one who tried to convince her to
become a stripper and these
stories arent too surprising.
In fact, Shockleys experiences
might be quite normal for the
typical adult toy store employee,
if there were such a thing.
Shockley has pink dye in her
short hair, rings in her ears and lip,
and an anti-Bush
pin on her coat.
But her loud
look doesnt
seem to match
her personality.
She is polite
without being
shy and is mature
for her age of 18,
the minimum age requirement
to enter the store.
She appears calm and
comfortable when discussing
her job, even though the idea of
working in such an environment
would cause many people to blush.
Im pretty much completely
open-minded about everything,
she says. I dont judge people
like I used to.
A year ago Shockley worked
in the food industry, but low pay
led her to search for new work.
Soon her knowledge of pizza
crusts and toppings would be
replaced with that of vibrators
and penis pumps.
The decision to take the job
at Priscillas wasnt popular with
Shockleys parents, especially
her mother.
The frst thing when I told
her, she said, Well, at least shes
not a prostitute,
Shockley says.
She also says
that although
her new gig
raised the
eyebrows of her
friends at first,
they quickly
warmed up to
the idea. Her boyfriend, Chris
Smith, Hutchinson junior, says
he has no problem with her
job and is happy that Shockley
enjoys her work.
She was excited to join the
team at Priscillas, she says, but soon
found out the job was more diffcult
than she expected. She received
homework on the frst day.
Like waiters who are instructed
to learn the menu, Shockley had
to study the literature of her
craft two books, Toygasms!
The Insiders Guide to Sex Toys and
Techniques by Sadie Allison and
Sex Toys 101 by Rachel Venning
and Claire Cavanah.
Shockley knew at that point
the job was going to be more
than just a cashier position. The
job is sell, sell, sell all the time,
she says. But thats just fne
with her. In fact, shes learned to
enjoy the life of a salesperson.
And according to her boss, shes
getting the hang of it.
You have to be desensitized
to the graphic nature of our
DVDs and things like that. Shes
come out of her shell a lot more
lately, says Jennifer Terrell,
manager of Priscillas.
For Shockley, the line between
the ordinary and the odd blurs
more each workday. One time, a
drunken man took his shirt off and
danced around while he browsed
the stores DVD collection.
My normal is probably not
like anybody elses anymore.
Nothing is actually abnormal to
me anymore, Shockley says.
Ian Kerner, sex therapist and
author of the bestselling book Be
Honest Youre Not That Into Him
Either, says that, in general, adult
novelty store employees truly
care about sex and sexuality.
The stores in which these
employees work often function
as the only outlet for sexual
knowledge in a persons
community, Kerner says.
Shockley agrees. People
come in and ask questions
because they assume we know
everything. And we do, for the
most part, she says.
So she can give useful advice
to her customers, Shockley says
she tries to be as knowledgeable
as possible about the products
she sells. For example, DVDs
are hot sellers at Priscillas and
employees can rent them for
free. She takes advantage of this
perk by regularly bringing home
a couple at a time, much to the
delight of her roommates: her
boyfriend and his buddies. Its a
win-win situation, as she is able
to make recommendations to her
customers and her roommates
can, well, watch free porn.
Its all good for me, Smith,
her boyfriend, says.
Shockley says her future plans
do not include the sex industry.
She hopes to enroll at the
University and one day become
a kindergarten teacher. Her title
of Priscillas employee might not
last much longer, but thanks to
her experiences, she will always
have a story to tell.
by Sam Carlson
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 09
ShoCk value
people
Casey Shockley says
she had only watched
porn a few times
before taking her job.
Now she makes
a living selling it.
For VALentines
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Sex Toys 101
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Toygasms!
$15.95
by Rachel Venning and
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(All products are available
at Priscillas)
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Im pretty muCh
Completely opeN-mINded
about everythINg. I
doNt judge people lIke
I uSed to.
CaSey ShoCkley,
lawreNCe reSIdeNt
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strawberry condom
showdown
food review
endurance
$1.95 for one
With what is arguably the best packaging and a
graphic of a woman eating a ripe strawberry topped
with whipped cream, I expected this condom to taste
better than the rest. However, the bitter taste made
me want to gag.

tastees brand strawberry

$12.95 for 12 condoms of assorted favors:
strawberry, mint, chocolate, banana and grape
($1.08 each)
This strawberry-favored condom had a bitter
favor, and a strong latex aftertaste.

trustex
$4.95 for 3 strawberry-favored condoms
($1.65 each)
Despite different packaging and a deceptively higher
price, this condom was exactly the same as the Tastees
brand strawberry condom.

BEST: Line one

Laboratories
strawberry-fLavored
Latex dentaL dam
$1.95 for one
While tinted pink and with a faint fruity smell, this thin
piece of latex did not taste like strawberry. However, the lack
of favor or lubricant here earned this mouth condoma spot
in the winners circle.

Becka Cremer
If youre looking to add favor to your
sex life, you could head to Priscillas, 1206
W. 23rd St., and pick up one of these
strawberry-favored condoms. But beware,
none of these latex slip covers actually
tastes like strawberry, and none of them
are worth the dollar and change they cost.
My recomendation: Use the money you
save when you go unfavored to buy a
fruit salad after.

All rAtings Are out of A possible five stArs.

02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 11
wacky sex laws in america
that's disgusting
America is a strange land with strange
customs, and city ordinances governing sexual
behavior are no exception. For example, couples
in Carlsbad, N.M., may not have sex in a car
unless the car has curtains, presumably to avoid
the problem that led the city fathers in Clinton,
Okla., to pass a law prohibiting residents from
masturbating while watching two people have
sex in a car. No man in Willowdale, Ore., may curse
during sex, even if desperately frustrated by a
crippling inability to get his wife off. Surprisingly,
in Connorsville, Wisc., men are prohibited from
celebrating their coital prowess by shooting
guns during their wives climaxes.
The long arm of the law often reaches into
the animal kingdom, too. Dont expect to see
two moose in Fairbanks, Alaska, having sex on
city streets, and if you happen upon two pigs
getting dirty on a tarmac in Kingsville, Texas,
alert the authorities: Even Texans frown on that
kind of behavior.
Source: http://bertc.com/sexlaws.htm
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Three years ago a guy told
me he would never marry
a girl who didnt know how
to cook. I heard the same
comment from two other
people before I decided to
buy a cookbook.
I knew nothing about the
art, so I decided Cooking for
Dummies would be a good
place to start. The first two
chapters were about proper
organization of the kitchen
and economical and strategic
grocery shopping. When my
friend asked me if I had made
anything yet, I told him I was
still on chapter three: the
hygienic handling of meat.
Three months later, I was
still trying to perfect the only
dish Id even attempted to
make: plain white rice. I didnt
know exactly how much salt
to put in and exactly how
much butter. Cooking was a
nightmare, and I wasnt even
cooking anything yet.
One year later my
repertoire consisted of little
more than scrambled eggs,
peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwiches and imperfect
rice. Six months after that,
people wanted to know
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wescoe, budig, malott, es
bitch
moan
Elizabeth Blasco Chris Tackett
Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett may have
been the frst pair to put it in print, but anyone
can be a bitch.
Before the spring of 2004, KU students never had sex, didnt
masturbate and rarely had any fun at all. Well, maybe things werent that
bad, but since Chris Tackett and Elizabeth Blasco frst began dishing out
advice every week in Jayplay as the authoritative duo Bitch + Moan, sex
talk on campus has been open, frank and, er, stimulating.
This week, take a look back on the frst semester that Bitch + Moan
entertained, enlightened and, no doubt, enraged KU students and
professors. Chris and Elizabeth are back (sort of ) for a few Best Of
selections, and a couple of current KU students try their hands at the
strange, sultry world of sex advice. Also, dont miss the latest from
Niloofar Shahmohammadi, whos currently carrying the Bitch + Moan
banner alone but doing the job of two sexperts.
So sit back, unfurl a roll of Trojans and enjoy.
Maggie: Either hook up with your
ex-girlfriend this weekend and
kiss your girlfriend goodbye (but
not literally) or hook up with your
girlfriend every weekend because,
well, shes your girlfriend. Either
way, youre gonna get some... its
just a matter of how much more
you will get after that.
Talan: Are you freaking out of
your mind? Might as well get
yourself a crucifix, lie down on
it and have nails, a hammer
and a knife waiting for your
girlfriend to cut your balls off.
You have a girlfriend dude, and
it is NOT cool to be getting
it on with another girl when
youre with someone, especially
an ex for that matter. Im sure
that as much as you would like
to see some mud wrestling
between the two of them, they
will most likely resort to taking
off their stiletto heels and
trying to impale the other with
it. So you want advice? Just
dont do it.
Elizabeth: Despite any sound
advice or suggestions that I may
offer you, my guess is that you will
probably go ahead and hook up
with your ex. Seriously consider
the possible repercussions of your
actions and proceed at your own
risk, or detriment. Be forewarned
that you will hurt your girlfriend
far more than you realize. Is it
really worth it?
Chris: If your girlfriend fnds out,
shell freak out. And youre an
idiot.
My Ex-gIrlfrIENd gOES TO A dIffErENT SCHOOl ANd
SHES gOINg TO BE IN lAWrENCE THIS WEEKENd. I rEAlly
WANT TO HOOK up WITH HEr, BuT My gIrlfrIENd WIll
frEAK OuT. SHOuld I dO IT ANyWAy?
IAN, SOpHOMOrE
fIrST prINTEd MArCH 4, 2004
Talan Abad
leawood freshman
Maggie Shehan, Highlands
ranch, Co., senior
WHEN My gIrlfrIENd gETS ArOuSEd, SHE STArTS BITINg
ME! IT HurTS ANd I dONT rEAlly KNOW HOW TO TEll
HEr TO STOp. ANy SuggESTIONS?
BIll, JuNIOr
fIrST prINTEd MAy 13, 2004
Shannon layman,
Olathe senior
derek Evans, Oklahoma
City junior
Derek: Get that girl a mouthpiece,
a mouth-guard, something. Ask a
football player for a helmet with
a facemask and turn it into a,I
have fantasy that involves football
player. Better for her to question
your sexuality than for you to end
up with a fesh wound.
Shannon: I think we have two
options here. You could either not
tell her and risk losing a chunk of
your body like Evander Holyfeld,
or you could tell her the truth. Try
either subtly sayingouch the
next time she takes a nibble or fat
out tell her to stop. If she breaks
up with you because you dont
like to be in physical pain during
lovey-dovey time, its probably for
the best.
Elizabeth: Just show her the
bite marks, and shell get the
picture. Tell her that although
you like to get her hot, you
dont enjoy the biting. If shes
unable to stop, give her a
pillow or something.
Chris: She isnt a baby who is
teething, so I dont think the pillow
will work. Shes biting you to
express howturned on she is. But
Elizabeth is right, if she sees how
hard shes really biting you, shell
probably tone it down a bit. Or call
you a pussy.
Bob: OK, frst of all, what happens
in the bedroom, or bathroom,
should stay there. I dont give a shit
about your girlfriends fatulence. If
you are so worried about talking
to her about it, what the hell made
you put it in the damn newspaper.
You might as well climb Fraiser
Hall and shout her name and that
she rips ass during sex. I hope she
reads this and dumps your lame
ass. Mentioning this in the paper
means that you dont respect her
feelings. And here you are about
ready to end a relationship over
one little toot. Shame on you. You
could just run down to Priscillas
and buy some butt plugs, but by
the time she reads this it will be
too late.
Chris B.: Everyone farts. This
is an inescapable fact of life
like death or taxes. Just like
everyone poos and pees, farts
are a biophysical action that
connects us all with a common
thread. I think that you did the
gentlemanly thing by pretending
that it you didnt hear it, but if
your girlfriend brought it up
afterward you should have just
made her understand the facts
that I have stated above and
assure her that she is not gross
(granted that when she farted it
didnt come with puffs of green
smoke like it does in the cartoons).
When my ex farted she felt gross
and demanded that I fart so that
she wouldnt feel as gross, so I
guess that if you need to really
show her that you dont think she
is gross you could squeeze out a
little stinker the next time shes
going down on you.
Elizabeth: Just tell her that you
think shes beautiful no matter
what and leave it at that. Forget
about the littlefarting incident
altogether and if it does happen
to come up play dumb and act
like you havent the slightest idea
what shes talking about.
Chris: OK, this may be hard to
believe, but girls actually DO go
#2. They even fart from time to
time! Im serious! I couldnt believe
it either. Dont bring up her farting
incident becasue thats going
to make her think youve been
thinking about it a lot. And the
next time shes going down on
you, try to rip one.
I WAS dOINg My gIrlfrIENd frOM BEHINd ANd SHE
fArTEd. I WAS SO SHOCKEd, I dIdNT KNOW WHAT TO
SAy. I JuST prETENdEd lIKE I dIdNT HEAr. BuT I KNOW
SHES upSET ABOuT IT. HOW CAN I lET HEr KNOW I
dONT THINK SHES grOSS?
MATT, JuNIOr
fIrST prINTEd AprIl 22, 2004
Chris Bianculli,
lenexa junior
Bob Scalise,
Olathe freshman Niloofar
Shahmohammadi
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 13
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13
whatever happened with your
whole learning to cook thing?
One month ago, my computer
whiz cousin at MIT, who hadnt so
much as peeled an apple before,
suddenly became my cousin the
amazing cook. When I asked him
about the sudden turnaround, he
replied, Well, I just decided I would
like to know how to cook. It makes
me feel better knowing I can make
things for myself. And its just so
easy, too.
I had an epiphany. The reason I
hadnt been cooking was because,
in my head, I had decided it was
something so hard. I told myself
I needed to learn all the cooking
theory before I could actually
start. As a result, I never did make
much of anything. I got so stuck
on perfection that I prevented
myself from making any progress.
Cooking was far from enjoyable
and that was true of my finished
product as well.
Just do it! my friend told me
when I first bought Cooking for
Dummies. I told him he didnt
understand. I told him I didnt
know anything about cooking
and I couldnt possibly start until
I knew all about the traditional
uses of nutmeg and the difference
between a serrated knife and a
paring knife. I didnt know at the
time that he knew what he was
talking about.
In the past two weeks Ive made
four dishes, and more importantly,
Ive had fun with them. I no
longer worry about whether my
measurements are precise, and Ive
even dared to substitute things in
the recipe.
My journey with cooking
has paralleled my journey with
relationships. I have spent countless
hours and countless dollars over
the past three years reading
relationship self-help books: Why
Men Love Bitches, The Secrets About
Men Every Woman Should Know, The
Real Rules, The Women Men Adore
The list goes on. Ive read things
written by counselors. Ive analyzed
my own relationships and my
friends relationships to death. And
you know what? I havent had fun
in a relationship in a long time.
More importantly, my
relationships havent been
going anywhere. Theyve been
stuck. I finally realized that Ive
spent so long trying to perfect
my knowledge of theory (how
to be the perfect girl, how to
communicate, how to react in
every possible situation that might
come up) that I became fearful. I
feared making one wrong move
and blowing everything. I feared
reacting wrongly one time and
losing a relationship. I convinced
myself that I first had to become
the perfect girl before I could have
that perfect relationship.
A few years too late perhaps,
Ive realized that I dont have to
be perfect. That sometimes Ill say
the wrong thing. Sometimes Ill
overreact. But at least something
will be happening. And at least I will
be reacting from my heart, not from
what I read in a book.
The ironic thing is, once I let go
of trying to be perfect, I stopped
analyzing everything and started
acting from my heart. So Im on
my way to becoming that (almost)
perfect person I was trying so hard
to be. And yes, maybe Ill screw
up, but the nice thing is that I can
always start over and try again.
My journey with cooking has paralleled My journey
with relationships. i have spent countless hours and
countless dollars over the past three years reading
relationship self-help books.
niloofar shahMohaMMadi
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Last spring, Tim Stauffer, Iola
senior, attended a course on
human sexuality. He thought
that taking the course with
his girlfriend would improve
their relationship. To hear him
talk, you would think that the
relationship improved; he
uses many of the key terms
relationship experts would use
to improve a relationship.
In Professor Emeritus Dennis
Daileys Human Sexuality in
Everyday Life course, Stauffer
learned what it means to be
intimate and how to fgure out
what he values in a partner.He also
says he learned how to tell when
hes in the wrong relationship.
Couples seek counseling
and take courses to learn
about sexuality and deepen
their relationships, but
sometimes lessons learned do
the opposite.
Stauffer, who has attended
the course multiple times,
says that this is exactly what
happened to him while
attending Daileys course at the
Eccumenical Christian Ministry
center, 1204 Oread Ave. With
the improved communication
encouraged by the course came
the realization that he and his
girlfriend viewed important
issues, such as commitment,
differently. He also found out
that he placed a different value
on intimacy than she did and
learned how much he valued
attraction in a relationship.
There are certain people
who you are or are not attracted
to and if you arent as attracted
to that person as you need to be
then the relationship isnt going
to work out. And I think that class
kind of taught me that, he says
Stauffer broke things off with
his girlfriend shortly before
their relationship hit the one-
year mark.
Better self-aware than sorry
Stauffer stresses that it is
better to learn these things
about yourself and your mate
than to be in a relationship that
is unrewarding. Experts agree.
Most counseling has to do
with patient self-awareness,
and couples counseling is no
exception, says John Wade,
a counseling psychologist at
Watkins Health Center. It is not
uncommon for the couple to
realize that they are just not
compatible, he says.
Dailey says that he also
sees couples separating after
becoming self-aware.
One of two patterns
emerge when these issues
are addressed, Dailey says.
It either enriches and
deepens the relationship or
there is a realization of non-
compatibility. One of the things
that therapy could result in is
growth that culminates in not
staying together.
The couple that learns
together stays together
Despite the possibility that
what is learned in his human
sexuality course may cause
relationships to dissolve,
Dailey says that he has a
lot of couples who take the
course together and insists
that they should take the
course together. He says that
this is useful because the
couple will be able to use
the same language and will
begin discussions with a basic
understanding of the issues.
Nikki Taylor, Wichita junior,
and Michael Garfeld, 2005
graduate, took the course
together last spring. The
couple has been together for
two-and-a-half years. Taylor
says that the class prompted
better communication and
intimacy, and showed her how
to maintain autonomy within a
relationship.
Taking the course with his
girlfriend was necessary to the
relationship, Garfeld says.
Defnitely, no matter who
you are, you are going to come
to know yourself through that
class in a way that may seem
uncomfortable to you, and
it may change your personal
boundaries that you draw
between yourself and the
people you have considered
most intimate, Garfeld says.
Its a good thing that she and
I took this course together
because if either one of us had
taken it alone, it might have
torn us apart.
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 15
for better or for worse?
when couples seek
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learning more about
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lessons from experts
can strengthen the
bond or dismantle the
relationship.
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there are certain people who you are or are not
attracted to and if you arent as attracted to that
person as you need to be then the relationship isnt
going to work out. and i think that class kind of
taught me that.
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A big mixer, because its
tougher than any other appli-
ance and you can make cakes
with it.
A spork, because it is a
universal tool. When eating
pasta you can have a spoon
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If you could be one
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crotch.
Eyes they say a lot about a
person.
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outside a circle of her friends. Bregar transferred to
KU this semester from Virginia to be with him.
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Q: You have a rootsY music
background but You plaY a rock
show with the burden. how do
You label Yourself these daYs?
Rocco: Ive had a hard time with that, to be
honest with you. I like to dip my hands into all the
different realms. Im frst and foremost a singer-
songwriter, without a doubt; thats my passion.
Its not that Im some mysterious thing, its just
really hard for me to put my fnger on it exactly.
Q: what are some of the differences
between opening for traditional
blues artists and modern rock
groups?
Rocco: The older artists had a point of
reference. They were really part of the source, a
direct link from what happened at the turn of
the century with music. The modern rock bands
weve been going out with are really amazing,
but their derivative comes from a slightly
different place.
Q: were You apprehensive when
kiefer sutherland initiallY
approached You?
Rocco: At the time I didnt have a group and I
was just playing on my own. They were starting
a label and I had my apprehensions, but when
you see someone that passionate about what
theyre doing, you realize that theyre truly fans
of art, artists and songs. At that point, you just
kind of surrender and trust in it a bit.
Q: what is sutherlands role with
the band now?
Rocco: His role is always as a label owner. At
one point he took us to Europe and essentially
joined the gang for a while. It was great, but we
cant hang with him. He runs too hard for us. We
actually decided to lay low and let him go back
to his awesome job.
Matt Elder
with Rocco
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THIS WEEKEND
Whether on your own or with your honey, indulge in The
Sensualist, a new play about sex, infdelity and human nature. Written
and directed by KU junior Adam Burnett, The Sensualist is the story
of a man and his complicated romantic relationships. Burnett says
the show is worth seeing because of its intimate subject matter and
because it is completely student produced.
The Sensualist runs through the weekend at the Lawrence Arts
Center, 940 New Hampshire St. Show times are: 7:30 p.m. Friday and
Saturday, 2:30 p.m. Sunday. Admission is free. For more information,
visit www.thesensualist.org.
Jamie Netzer
PHoTo By JoSHUA EFroN
When Kiefer Sutherland, actor from the
show 24, decided to start his Ironworks Music
label, he jumped at the opportunity to sign
California native rocco DeLuca. While DeLucas
influences in the past included Johnny Cash,
John Lee Hooker and John Mayall, hes now
making a name for himself playing with his
new group, rocco DeLuca and The Burden.
DeLuca plays dobro guitar with a slide, and
his unique mix of blues and folk-fused rock
is receiving international attention. His latest
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him a nod as one of VH1s you oughta know
artists on the rise.
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A crisp stream of jazz music
and a crowd of well-dressed
academics pour out of the wood-
paneled doors of the Jayhawker
Bar at the Eldridge Hotel, 701
Massachusetts St. Its a Thursday
night, and while the February
air is crisp outside, inside, the
Jayhawker is just beginning one
of its hottest nights.
Since implementing a new
two-for-one martini special
on Thursdays this past fall, the
Jayhawker has become one of
the sexiest places in the city.
Lindsey Craft, Cedar Rapids,
Iowa, third-year law student, says
the bar is the best place to go
to meet attractive and enticing
Lawrencians. Craft describes the
singles crowd at the bar as more
upscale and intellectual than
most others in Lawrence.
Its very hip, Craft says.
There are so many young
people everywhere. It feels like
youre in a big city bar; everyone
is dressed up nice.
This isnt the place to go for
cheap booze in plastic cups, but
sexy is worth the price. Patrons
can languidly sip their chocolate
drizzled martinis and then scoot
off to the sumptuous wood booth
around the corner from the main
bar for a more intimate setting.
That table is out of the view of
the bartenders, so people seem
to fnd themselves cuddling or
nuzzling in the corner before
they make a quick escape out the
door by the booth, Craft says.
The bars location, on the frst
foor of the hotel, also spells
out prime hook-up possibilities.
A chance meeting over drinks
with friends can turn into a full-
fedged night of fun. Craft says
she has heard of people who
were staying in separate rooms
of the hotel meeting in the bar
and then heading upstairs to
share one room.
Two blocks down the street its
a different story at the Jackpot
Saloon, 943 Massachusetts St.
There are no champagne-flled
drinks or hotel rooms here. The
crowd at the Jackpot is more of
a mixed bag of eager singletons.
Crunchy hippies mingle with
indie rockers and sorority
women, so come expecting a
livelier, alternative crowd.
Though cheaper and less
upscale than the Jayhawker, with
drink specials in the $2 range,
the Jackpot still offers accessible
hook-up opportunities. Free-
fowing booze, dim lighting and
comfortable booths with candles
contribute to the overall ambiance.
Many patrons choose to end
their night at the bar because
of a hook-up, says Jenny Osborn,
manager of the Jackpot Saloon.
Everyone always seems to
end up here, she says. Its a
place to get your last call, and
you can do the little hook-up
thing or whatever it is the kids
are doing these days.
If something more than a
random hook-up is desired,
history points to Johnnys Tavern,
410 N. Second St., as the place
to go. The establishments old
wood foors have seen a lot of
relationships come and go. In the
year that Halley Chapman,Kansas
City, Mo., senior, has worked at
Johnnys shes seen numerous
married couples come into the
bar to relive the frst time they
met there.
Love (or lust) must be in the
air, because Chapman says the
establishment is also a good
place to meet current singles.
The mixed and casual patronage,
plenty of college students
peppered in with a more mature
crowd, increases the diversity.
Its not random to look down
the bar and see two girls making
out or a guy and a girl making out,
Chapman says. People who work
together here hook up all the time,
too. Its kind of like what happens
at Johnnys, stays at Johnnys.
Though fippant behavior
seems to abound, Chapman
cautions that Johnnys, and other
nightspots in Lawrence, isnt
really the place to come with
hopes of a serious relationship.
Love and marriage might not
be discovered with one sultry sip
of a martini or a gulp of beer, but
a good time is sure to be had in
Lawrence this Valentines season.
Sex and the
(lawrence)
city
by courtney hagen
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 19
OUt
PHOTO ILLuSTRATION/ SARAH LEONARd
night-time hotspots with prime hook-up potential
The JAYhAwker
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JohnnYs TAvern
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hook-uP concocTions: The sexiest drinks to sip while trying to get noticed
whAT To weAr
The jayhawker
The look for her: skinny
jeans, pencil skirts, pearls
and Tiffany bracelets
The look for him: khakis,
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Ralph Lauren polos, jeans
The jackpoT
The look for her: jeans,
knitted scarves, vintage
velvet blazers
The look for him: jeans,
knobby sweaters from the
Salvation Army, woolen
beanies
johnnys Tavern
The look for her: jeans,
embellished tank-tops, short
jean skirts, leggings
The look for him: jeans,
polo shirts of any kind and
color, baseball hats
WESCOE wit
Girl (shouting): Call me
when you know the results
of your pregnancy test.
Girl: So I was talking about
Prince Charles and his
affair with Camilla and I
accidentally referred to her
as a Muggle.
Girl 2: Like from Harry
Potter?
Girl: Yeah.
Girl: So this guy Facebooked
me and said this might be
kind of awkward, but did
you per chance leg wrestle a
bunch of people on Saturday
night?
Guy: Werent you wearing a
pirate suit?
Girl: No, that was another
night.
Girl: Im telling you, shes
the size of ffth-grade panty
hose.
Girl 2: You mean shes
uptight?
Girl: Yeah, exactly.
Girl 2: What?
Guy: Hey, dude, I heard that
someone took a deuce in
your shower tonight. Is that
true?
Guy 2: Yeah, actually it is.
Professor: The only reason
you are here is because at
the end you get a piece of
paper.
Class: (laughs
uncomfortably)
Professor: So we might as
well go home.
Girl: There she was in full
Gemini persona. I didnt
know who to respond to.
Girl 2: Totally. I hate when
she goes into her twin
personalities.
Guy: Hey, how are you?
Girl: Um, fne. Do I know
you?
Guy: You dont remember
me?
Girl: No, should I? You dont
look familiar at all.
Guy: We had every class
together last semester. We
sat together.
Girl: Oh.
Girl: She did what?
Girl 2: She kicked a dog
and then it bit her. Then she
freaked out. For being such
a world traveler she didnt
handle it very well. Thats
why natural selection exists.
People like her should get
rabies and die.
Student: (asks question)
Professor: I dont know.
(long pause) So Ill make
something up.
Girl: How was your day?
Girl 2: Ugh, it was one of
those face-melting days.
Guy (yelling): Halt, you girls.
I am your king.
Guy (to girl): You would look
so much better if you had
your nose pierced.
Girl: Shes really nice... if she
talks.
Guy: Oh, OK.
Girl: Shes just not much of a
talker.
Katrina Mohr
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KU junior Adam
R. Burnett has added
a polish to the
mythologized sex,
drugs and rock n roll
lifestyle with his new
play, but those looking
for face-melting
guitar riffs will want
to take themselves
mullets, lighters
and all a block
west to the Granada,
as The Sensualist is,
frst and foremost, an
entertaining evening at
the theatre.
Leonard (KU senior
Carter Waite) is an
aging singer-songwriter
and sexual wrecking
ball cloaked, at least
temporarily in the eyes
of his women (who
appropriately remain
nameless throughout),
by a casual demeanor
and mellifuous
voice. His unbridled
sensuality futters into
his womens hopeful
ears via witty puns,
sophisticated literary
allusions and well-
timed innuendos that
delight both the nave
romantics on stage
and the audience who
knows better.
In the frst act,
Burnett builds a stage
devoid of fdelity, a
construction yielding
hilarious results (think
Noel Coward with the
luxury of a more time-
worn moral fber to
work with), and then
violently tears it down
without hesitation in
the second act, our
protagonist ending up
neck-deep in his rubble
of lies, pot, and broken
hearts.
The actors have no
problem keeping up
with the ambitious
script, and the jaded
wife and lonely
sister, played by KU
students Courtney
Schweitzer and Andi
Porter, respectively, are
standouts.
What the second
act lacks in guiltless
laughs it makes up by
adding depth to the
hyperbolic-turned-
conscientious quasi-
tragedy that is Burnetts
ffth full-length
production.
The Sensualist runs
through this weekend
at the Lawrence Arts
Center. Show times
are: 7:30 p.m. Friday
and Saturday, 2:30 p.m.
Sunday. Visit www.
thesensualist.org

Wincing
Te Night
Away
Te Sensualist
All rAtings Are out of A possible five stArs.
Play
The art of writing a good pop
song has suffered lately. Nowadays,
most pop songs cause prolonged
vomiting, chronic coughing and loss
of appetite. But on their third album,
Wincing The Night Away, The Shins
show that they still know how to
write good pop songs.
The album starts strongly with
Sleeping Lessons,with its driving
beat and catchy melody.Australia
sounds like classic Shins. The frst
single,Phantom Limb,will be stuck
in your head for days after each listen.
But after that, the album starts
to suffer.Red Rabbits,at times,
sounds like it couldve been a Smash
Mouth song.Sea Legssounds like it
couldve been a Beck B-side from The
Information. These songs arent bad
theyre just forgettable.
The Shins have said repeatedly
that they hate their previous album,
Chutes Too Narrow. Maybe albums
they hate sound a little better than
albums they like.
Chris Brower

Music
by Te Shins
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If you havent done it, youve
thought about it. Amid the rumors
and mystery surrounding sex in the
stacks there is a real story.
Eric S., Overland Park alum, says that
while the sex he had in the stacks of
Watson Library during his senior year
wasnt life-altering, the circumstances
did heighten the sexual experience.
The only bad part? It was nerve-
wracking as hell,Eric says. He recalls that,
prior to their rendezvous in the frst-foor-
east stacks,he and his girlfriend at the time
put crumpled paper and plastic bags at
both entrances of the room so they would
hear if someone was coming.
I just wanted to do it to say that Id
done it, Eric says.
James Hopkins is another
adventurous soul who has earned his
membership in the Book Banging
Club. Hopkins, Lenexa sophomore,
says that one of the main reasons for
having sex in a public place like the
library is for the rush. Its fun, Hopkins
says, but really easy to freak yourself
out at the slightest noise. Hopkins
and his girlfriend at the time werent
caught, but had they been, Hopkins
says he would have laughed it off.
Dani Hurst
WHAT its like
to have sex in
the library
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I had what many girls want:
large, bouncy, attention receiving
breasts. As hard as I tried to
embrace my naturally well-
endowed chest, my 5-foot tall
frame could not compensate for
the pair of 36DDs overwhelming
my torso. Many men and women
who glorify enormous breasts
have only seen them in their
surgically enhanced state. Breasts
with implants are impossibly
round, perky and seemingly able
to defy gravity by sitting high
and proud around
the womans neck.
However, naturally
gigantic breasts are
the opposite.
My breasts
were so large that
they hung straight
down. My nipples
were hovering
around my elbows
and my boobs
looked more like
tubes of sand than
ripe melons. My back ached and
I was tired of lecherous stares
and guys attempts to converse
with my breasts. So in January
of 2004 I had breast reduction
surgery. Cosmetic surgery is not
something I used to approve
of, but after downsizing a few
cup sizes I realized that a little
self-editing was one of the best
things I ever did for myself.
Since ffth grade I had a
noticeable chest. I was falling
out of my training bra before
some of my friends even had to
think about buying one. During
middle school and high school
I only added a few inches to
my current height of 5 feet, but
my breasts continued to grow
at an alarming rate. I weighed
100 pounds and when I looked
down I could barely see my feet.
I knew that I had abnormally
large breasts for my frame, but
this was ridiculous. Some of
my modestly endowed friends
thought I had a perfect body.
They would complain about
their normal-sized chests and
I would be amazed that they
wished they had my monsters.
I coped by going into denial
and stubbornly refused to
buy any bra larger than a 36C.
Despite my self-consciousness,
I still wore the skimpy, trendy
clothes to try and prove that I
was just like any other girl my
age. Swimsuit shopping with
a friend my junior year was a
reality check: she ft perfectly
into a small top while an extra-
extra-large on me left nothing to
the imagination.
After acknowledging my
breasts for what they were, I
saw the damage they were
inficting on my body. Years
of trying to hide my breasts
by slouching caused my back
to curve forward. I had cuts,
bruises and deep indentations
on my shoulders from my bras
attempts to support the weight
of my chest. Even three sports
bras were unable to control
my breasts as
they bounced
while I ran cross-
country or played
soccer. My breasts
interfered with
every aspect of
my life and made
me miserable. I no
longer wanted to
be defned by my
bra size and I knew
that I had to do
something before
they overwhelmed me mentally
as much as they did physically.
I had never considered
breast-reduction surgery until
a coworker suggested it to me. I
will never forget the wonderful
feeling of hope created by
that off-hand comment. After
I graduated from high school
my mother and I met with a
qualifed surgeon and we set
winter break as the date for my
operation. I was anxious to have
surgery as soon as possible, but
I was worried that it would be
hard to cope with such a severe
change in-between semesters
during my freshman year of
college. I knew that the timing
would make it diffcult, but I
was ready.
My breasts were reduced
using the most common
wise-patternprocedure. The
surgeon makes an anchor-
shaped incision around the
nipple and then down and
under each breast. Fat, tissue
and skin are removed and then
the nipple is repositioned and
the remaining skin and tissue
are reshaped around it. In 2005,
5,312 women 18 years old or
younger had breast reduction
surgery, according to statistics
gathered by the American
Society of Plastic Surgeons. For
comparison, in 2005 only 393
women 18 years old or younger
received breast implants. Despite
the difference for 18 year olds,
breast enhancement was still at
the top of the cosmetic surgery
list in 2005 with 279,073 total
procedures for all age groups.
The day of my surgery was
a blur. I remember the doctor
explaining the procedure and
then drawing lines on me to
help him during the operation.
After that, I received anesthesia
and a few hours later I woke
up three pounds lighter with
heavy white dressings wrapped
around my chest. The frst week
with my new breasts was far
from glamorous. I was stuck in
my house disoriented from the
multiple pills and painkillers
I was taking. I had a strict ice
pack schedule and drains
that I needed to empty out
periodically. My coordination
and sense of balance were off for
a few days because my body no
longer had to compensate for
the added weight.
After fve days, my dressings
and drains were removed. I
had high expectations for my
transformation, but my doctor
warned me that my breasts
would not settle into their
permanent shape until they
were completely healed months
later. My mind was not prepared
for the thick, black stitches
and how raw and bruised my
altered breasts appeared. The
surgery took me from a 36DD
to a 34B and the change was so
dramatic that I truly thought my
new breasts were too tiny. I was
horrifed that I felt this way, but
my doctor assured me that this
was a common reaction.
I had hated my breasts for so
long that it was confusing and
strange for them to suddenly be
so different. It helped immensely
that all of my friends reacted
positively to my smaller breasts.
My girl friends told me I seemed
more confdent now that my
breasts were no longer the
center of attention. My guy
friends told me that before I
looked like a porn star and after
I looked more attractive because
I was proportional. Overall, the
surgery went well and I healed
quickly, but it does have lasting
physical effects. I have to accept
the thick scars running from
my nipple to under each of my
breasts and the possibility that I
may not be able to nurse when
I have a child. Even after three
years the area around my scars is
still partially numb.
I used to be my breasts. They
were my defning feature, but
now they are just another part of
my body.
by Katrina Mohr
How breast
reduction surgery
changed my life
sPEAK
02.08.2007 JAYPLAY 23
Editing MysElf

(above) After
breast reduction
surgery, Katrina
Mohr climbs the
rock wall at the
Student Recreation
Center. (right) Mohr
before breast re-
duction surgery.
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Cielito Lindo
815 New Hampshire
785.832.1545
60 oz. Lime
Margarita Pitchers
$9.99
$2.50 Imports
$4 32oz. Imports
DJ Jalapeo
$.50 off all bottles
$1 off Lime
Margaritas
$.50 off all bottles
60 oz. Lime
Margarita Pitchers
$9.99
Kids Meals $1.99
12 oz. Margaritas
$1.49
$2.00 Domestic
Bottles
$3.50 32oz.
domestic
60 oz. Lime
Margarita Pitchers
$9.99
$.50 off all bottles
$2 Wells
$3 Double Wells
$5 Jumbo Lime
Margaritas
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$2 O-Bombs
$2 Bottles
2 for 1 Triple Wells
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band: VanillaFunk
$2 Domestic
Bottles
$2 Wells
$4 Domestic
Pitchers
$2 Rumplemintz
Shots
$4 Doubles
$2.50 Coronas
$2.50 Imports
$3 Bloody Marys
Throw Back
Mondays
$3 Domestic
Pitchers
$2 Domestic
Bottles
$2 Wells
$2 Pints
$2 Goldschlager
Shots
543 Frontier Road
785-865-1515
$2 Boulevard Wheat/
Pale Ale Draws
$2.50 Mexican Beers
$1.50 Wells
$3 Single Crown
$3 Single Absolut
$3 Big Coors Light
$2 Long Island/Long
Beaches
$7 2L domestic towers
$9.50 3L domestic
tower
$2.50 Double Bloody
Marys
$2.50 Big Beers (Bud
products only)
$2 Domestic Bottles $5 2L domestic tower
$7.50 3L domestic
tower
$2 JagerBombs
ole
tapas
$3 Frozen
Margarita
Premium Tequila
$5 Shots
Salsa Dancing
DJ Luis
Starts at 9:30pm
543 Frontier Road
785-865-1515
$2 Margaritas on
the rocks
$2 Domestic Beers $3 Double Wells
$3 Draws
$2 Bottles
$15 Wine tasting
for 4 glasses
$2 any bottled
beers
$2 Wells
$1.50 Wells
$2.50 Calls
$2.50 All Beers
$3 any bottled
beers
$1.50 Wells
$10 UNLIMITED
BEER AND
WELLS!
$3 34oz. Beers
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Room for FREE
785-865-5090
$3 34oz. Beers
Rent our Martini
Room for FREE
785-865-5090
$4 Super
Premiums
(Grey Goose,
Patrn)
$7 M3 Hurricanes MALE REVIEW
9-10pm
$3.50 Cosmos and
Appletinis
1/2 Price Calls $1.75 Bud/BudLight $1.75 Bud/BudLight $1.75 Bud/BudLight
$2.25 Liters
$1 Draws
$1.50 Miller High
Life
$2 Rolling Rock Dirty Blues Duo
Feat. Brody Buster
$1 Domestic Draws
$1.50 Micro Draws
$1.75 Import Draws
$2 Domestic
Bottles
$2 Micro Pints
$2 Wells
$4 Doubles
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