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Letters The choice is yours
IT IS OFFICIAL. We, the undergradu-
ate students of the University of Otta-
wa, are finally being asked the question
of whether or not to join the Canadian
Federation of Students (CFS) as full-
fledged members.
For those of you who do not already
know, the referendum will take place
on Nov. 18–20. Stay tuned for polling
stations around campus.
What is the CFS you ask? Google it;
it only takes 0.25 seconds.
Now, you are probably asking your-
self why should you care about another
election. We have been bombarded in
the media with our own, arguably
pointless, federal election. We have
been enthralled with the presidential
election in the U.S. for the last year. But
most importantly we, as students, typi-
cally don’t vote in elections, whether
they are on-campus, municipal, pro-
vincial, or federal.
It is important to make your deci-
sion. The decision of joining the CFS
is crucial. You have the opportunity
to end a long-running debate among
your student leaders here at school.
Now, you are probably saying that
you do not care about student poli-
tics. But the reality is that you pay for
student politics to happen. You pay
for services at your university that are
run by your fellow students, you pay
for your Student Federation of the
University of Ottawa (SFUO) execu-
tive salaries, and you pay for tuition,
books, rent, and beer. At the end of the
day you pay a lot for your university
experience.
What is important to note is that
joining the CFS will be yet another
cost added on to your student fees. You
need to make an informed decision for
yourself and for future students of this
institution of whether or not you think
this increased fee will benefit you.
Voice your opinion, because this time
it actually does matter.
So please stay tuned in the coming
weeks. There will be two sides of the
debate presented to you. And of course
they will be bombarding you with pro-
paganda again and again. The most
important thing you can do as a stu-
dent is to pay attention and vote.
Liz Doneathy
Fourth-year English student
A united student voice
I AM A strong supporter of the CFS.
I come from a working-class fam-
ily. I have a degree in linguistics and
am completing another degree in
honours translation. I have had an
incredible experience in university.
However, I have faced much struggle
and hardship. Even now I am trying
to pay off about $50,000 of debt.
I have been involved in student poli-
tics since second semester of first year
when we had a rally for lower tuition
in Halifax and I was introduced to the
CFS. The CFS is focused on students,
is organized and run by students, and
consistently gets results for students.
Like all organizations, it is not perfect,
Nov. 6–12, 2008
but it unites the great majority of stu-
dents in Canada and lets them have a
voice.
While the federal and provincial
governments are funding so many
other things, they are neglecting us:
students and recent graduates. The CFS
is fighting to change this and unite the
voices of students so we can be heard
together. Provinces in Canada who
have a united student voice have suc-
ceeded in obtaining tuition fee freezes
and reductions and increased funding
to post-secondary education. The CFS
and the half-million students across
Canada that they represent have seen
many victories that have benefited all
students.
Why do we hear politicians speak
about the economy, the elderly, fami-
lies, etc., but seldom about students?
Because there are some who think we
are better off independent, screaming
with our individual voices and drown-
ing each other out. We need one voice.
We need a united student movement
or things will never change. Students
may not be rich but we are many, and
if we can learn to speak together we
can effect change. All Canadians
should have access to a high-quality
university education. Some say we al-
ready do, but it is neither equitable nor
inclusive. I know many brilliant people
who were denied their right to a uni-
versity education, who dropped out or
lost their scholarships, or couldn’t get
into grad school because their grades
suffered when they had to work full-
time. I know many people who are
drowning in debt.
Editor-in-Chief
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simultaneously witnessing an increased
military presence on campus in the
form of the Canadian Forces’ aggressive
military recruitment campaign, bom-
barding students with half-truths and
easy solutions for education financing.
The deceptive tactics of the recruiters
is often enough to convince students
to trade their debt sentence for a death
sentence.
While students make demands for
better-funded education, we need to
link the student debt crisis to areas of
wasteful, unethical government spend-
ing. Over the next 20 years, Prime Min-
ister Stephen Harper has pledged to
spend $490 billion on the military and
on Canada’s war in Afghanistan. But
let’s put these numbers into perspective:
six new warships will cost Canada $4.5
billion. This spending could eliminate
all tuition fees in Canada. Four strategic
airlift airplanes will cost $2 billion. This
equates to a $4,000 grant for every Ca-
nadian student. As our right to quality
education is being disregarded, rights
to life, security, and self-determination
in Afghanistan are being bombed to
pieces by the Canadian government.
The war in Afghanistan has killed
thousands of Afghan civilians, and
97 Canadian soldiers. Airstrikes are a
common tool in the NATO arsenal;
in August an air strike killed over 90
unarmed men, women, and children.
At the end of October, the Taliban an-
nounced it would only engage in peace
talks if all NATO forces leave Afghani-
stan. Canada’s occupation has proven
destructive and fruitless.
Throughout the Drop Fees cam-
of newly created jobs require a post-
secondary education. Those denied an
education for economic reasons are
at a distinct disadvantage regardless
of their intellectual merits. Education
must be accessible for all, and this goal
is certainly within reach. The first step
is student mobilization, but we must
make the connections between expen-
sive imperialist wars and under-funded
post-secondary education. Drop fees,
not bombs!
Student Coalition Against War
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Contents You can tell yourself this is normal paign, some students may question if
men’s basketball: 31%
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News An on-again, off- can tell yourself that not everyone who
is qualified deserves to go to university.
again relationship But you would be in denial.
There is a referendum coming up.
Amanda Shendruk looks into the history of the
Educate yourselves. Examine the is-
CFS and the SFUO. p. 4
sues, not the rumours. Listen to facts,
Smith makes several ridiculous argu-
ments against the Drop Fees campaign.
women’s hockey:
women’s volleyball:
19%
38%
First, if tuition fees are reduced, the
operational funds of the university are
reduced. Smith is misrepresenting our
Correction
campaign; Drop Fees isn’t targeting the

p. 4 An independent campaign aims to make the U of

O smoke free. p. 7
not naysayers. I support the CFS. Find
out whether you do too.
administration, but is targeting the pro-
vincial government. If the federal gov-
An article in the Oct. 30 issue of the Fulcrum
incorrectly said that over 70 per cent of stu-
Amy Morris ernment can allocate $490 billion to the dents who contact the Student Appeal Centre
are visible minorities. The article should have

Post-apocalyptic
Former SFUO vp finance military over the next 20 years, it has
Arts
read that over 70 per cent of students who
the means to properly fund education contact the centre concerning accusations of

awesomeness
Peter Henderson reviews Fallout 3. p. 9
Danyal Khoral reviews the latest comic take
Drop fees, not bombs
Re: “Don’t drop fees” (Opinion, Oct. 30)
AS STUDENTS ASSEMBLE on Nov.
5 to drop fees, we must not forget the
through a social transfer to the prov-
inces— it’s merely a matter of priorities
and political will.
Secondly, Smith’s argument that uni-
versity degrees will lose value if enroll-
academic fraud are visible minorities.
A second article incorrectly stated that over
70 U of O students have filed appeals with the
university through the Student Appeal Centre.
The article should have read that there are cur-

p. 9 on the Joker. p. 15 very real connections between mili- ment increases is from the perspective
rently over 70 students with unresolved cases.

tary spending and a lack of funding for
education. As tuition fees rise, we are
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The CFS and the SFUO:

A love/hate history
by Amanda Shendruk
Fulcrum Staff

THE BLACK AND white

graphic showed two arms:
biceps bulging, hands tight-
ly clasped, locked in an
unwavering arm wrestle.
On one arm, the letters
“CFS” were inscribed; on
the other, “SFUO”.
The cartoon, published in a 1994 issue of the
Fulcrum, and recreated at right, portrayed the
turbulent relationship between the Canadian
Federation of Students (CFS) and the Student
Federation of the University of Ottawa (SFUO)
in late 1994, just months before the two federa-
tions parted ways.
More than a decade later, the SFUO is once
again considering a relationship with the CFS,
and Nov. 18–20 undergraduate students at the
University of Ottawa will have the opportunity
to decide whether or not the two organizations
should re-visit their past.

A decade-long relationship

The conference that founded the CFS was held

Oct. 14–19, 1981, at Carleton University. The
federation was officially formed on Oct. 18, after
the merging of two national organizations—the
National Union of Students in Canada and the
Association of Student Councils. The CFS was
founded as a democratic student organization
with a mandate to articulate and advance stu-
dent interests and an ultimate goal of obtaining
accessible post-secondary education for every-
one.
Although the U of O was not a participant in
the founding conference, the SFUO attended
every CFS meeting up to 1985, when U of O un-
dergraduate students voted to join the federa-
tion. The referendum passed with 74.2 per cent
of students in favour of membership.
In 1990, 77.2 per cent of undergraduate stu-
dents voted to continue the SFUO’s membership
in CFS.
“When we were members, we were really ac-
tive and took leadership roles—we had a nation-
al chairperson [and] we were on the national
executive a bunch of times. There was a history
of us being leaders in the CFS,” explained Sea-
mus Wolfe, current SFUO vp university affairs.
“We brought a lot of the stringent bilingualism
requirements [to the CFS, and] we put a lot of
the campaigns on the table.”
One of those leaders was Guy Caron, SFUO
president for the 1992–93 and 1993–94 academic
years. Upon completion of his term as president,
Caron was elected as national chairperson of the
CFS. Ironically, Caron’s time with the CFS coin-
cided with U of O undergraduate students’ deci-
sion to de-federate from the organization.
The breakup
“We left [the CFS] during a bitterly fought ref-
erendum during March 1995,” stated the transi-
tion report of Alain Gauthier, SFUO president
for the 1996–97 and 1997–98 academic years.
During the de-federation referendum Gauthier
was the organizer of the anti-CFS campaign.
“Why we left was a combination of personal
politics, [and] a tumultuous political climate,”
explained Wolfe, outlining the reasons for the
SFUO’s 1995 departure from the CFS.
“The mid-1990s were turbulent times for the
Canadian student movement: the federal gov-
ernment was cutting social transfers for post-
secondary education by the billions of dollars
and [former Liberal federal minister responsible
for Human Resources Development Canada]
Lloyd Axworthy was proposing radical reforms
for post-secondary education,” stated the SFUO’s
“Ad-hoc Committee on Student Advocacy Orga-
nizations Report Concerning the Canadian Fed-
eration of Students”, released this summer.
University student federations across the coun-
try disagreed on how to handle the Liberal cuts,
whether to proceed diplomatically or radically,
leading to mass student movements both to join
and to leave CFS. During the 1994–95 academic
year, 20 affiliation or disaffiliation referendums
were held at universities across Canada.
“At the time, [the] CFS was accused by the
SFUO to be both too slow at reacting and too
confrontational to these [political] issues,” stated
the report. Additionally, there were suggestions
that the CFS was too involved in non-student
related causes like free trade issues, and that
their goal to abolish tuition fees was unrealistic.
SFUO internal politics also played a signifi-
cant role in the 1995 de-federation. News arti-
cles and editorials in 1994 issues of the Fulcrum
suggested that the SFUO was doing everything
in its power to leave the national organization.
These suggestions continued throughout the
1994–95 academic year.
Fulcrum articles chronicled a number of suspect
actions by the SFUO’s Board of Administration
(BOA) of the time. Prior to the March 1995 CFS
de-federation referendum, the BOA moved to join
the Canadian Alliance of Student Associations
(CASA), a rival national student organization.
“The upcoming referendum means that we
will have a choice about remaining with the
CFS. But the Board of Administration’s recent
move to accept CASA’s constitution in principle
and take the first step in becoming full members
means that this decision was made for us,” read
a January 1995 Fulcrum editorial.
Furthermore, the BOA approved the motion
to lower quorum for the referendum from 12
per cent to five per cent, and to reduce the bud-
get for the elections convener.
The lead-up to the referendum was not with-
out its fair share of controversy. Rumours sug-
gested that Alain Gauthier, the SFUO vp inter-
nal at the time, disliked Guy Caron, the previous
SFUO president and then-national chairperson
of the CFS.
“Basically, from what I can see and from what
I’ve read, it became Alain Gauthier’s goal to take
down the Canadian Federation of Students be-
cause he knew that it was appreciated by Guy
Caron,” said current SFUO president Dean
Haldenby.
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continued from p. 4
Concerns about the legitimacy
of referendum proceedings peaked
when the CFS obtained a court in-
junction against the SFUO. In Febru-
ary 1995, a judge ruled that the SFUO
disobeyed CFS by-laws regarding the
participation of non-students during
the campaigning period.
Because of the ruling that the SFUO
disregarded CFS by-laws, the initial
referendum, held Feb. 13–15, 1995,
was voided. The SFUO proceeded to
hold another referendum the follow-
ing month.
In March 1995, U of O undergradu-
ate students voted to pull out from the
CFS with 70 per cent in favour of de-
federation. Over 4,000 students voted
in the referendum, which equalled
approximately 20 per cent of the U of
O’s undergraduate population.
Getting back together?
For a number of years after the SFUO
left the CFS, they continued to attend
the national organization’s semi-an-
nual general meetings as non-mem-
ber observers.
“You basically go through everything,
but you don’t vote,” explained Wolfe.
The SFUO also continued to par-
ticipate in a number of CFS-led cam-
paigns, such as the “no means no”
date rape campaign and the campaign
to reduce tuition fees.
In the 13 years since the U of O
and CFS parted ways, the BOA has
re-addressed the question of mem-
bership on three separate occasions;
however, a CFS affiliation referendum
was never called.
During the 2006–07 academic year,
the BOA considered joining a nation-
al student organization, but decided Get to know the CFS
against it. Last year, the SFUO execu-
tive proposed prospective membership
The basics
in CFS, but the BOA overturned the
decision. On July 27 this year, however,
• The Canadian Federation of
the BOA voted in favour of accepting
Students (CFS) represents approxi-
prospective membership in the CFS.
mately 500,000 students at more
The fate of the relationship of the
than 80 universities and colleges
CFS and the SFUO now rests in the
across Canada.
hands of current U of O undergradu-
• It operates under the premise
ate students as they head to the polls
that there is strength in numbers
Nov. 18–20 for a full-membership p
and with the aim of creating ac-
referendum.
cessible education for all.
• It is a national organization that

CFS referendum rules released

is sub-divided into provincial
branches (such as CFS-Ontario).
• The CFS portrays itself as an ac-
tive organization. They research
and analyze government policies,
a total of $3.58 per semester. The and employ strategies such as

SFUO to experience
“one of the most
regulated” campaigns
in the CFS
by Emma Godmere
Fulcrum Staff
THE REFERENDUM OVERSIGHT
Committee (ROC) has made its fi-
nal decisions regarding how the Nov.
7–20 campaign for the Student Fed-
eration of the University of Ottawa’s
(SFUO) full membership in the Ca-
nadian Federation of Students (CFS)
will play out.
In a 22-page document dated
Oct. 31, the four-person committee
consisting of SFUO President Dean
Haldenby and Political, International,
and Development Studies Student As-
sociation President Faris Lehn, along
with CFS Northern Ontario organizer
Christine Bourque and CFS national
director for organizing Lucy Watson
detail polling stations and times, Yes
and No committee guidelines, cam-
paign material restrictions, and the
official referendum question that is to
appear on the ballot.
“A lot of [the rules] were com-
promises here and there,” explained
Lehn.
The question:
question concludes by asking, “Are
you in favour of membership in the
Canadian Federation of Students and
the Canadian Federation of Students-
Ontario?”
“We feel it’s important for the stu-
dents to have a base idea on exactly
what they’d be voting on,” explained
Haldenby.
In a press release dated Oct. 29,
shortly after the first draft of the ref-
erendum rules was published, a group
identifying themselves as the No com-
mittee expressed their displeasure
with the finalized ballot question.
“The draft question splits the to-
tal membership cost into two com-
ponents and essentially includes
Yes campaign speaking points,” said
Michèle Lamarche, identified as the
chairperson of the No committee
in the press release. “The question
should be [rewritten] immediately, or
the referendum postponed until a fair
question can be decided upon.”
According to Haldenby, all of the
rules set out in the ROC document
are set in stone.
“Basically, the [ROC] came up with
that question that we feel is fair. It
mentions the fees, it mentions factu-
ally what the Canadian Federation of
Students is, and then it asks the ques-
tion on whether or not [students]
want to become members,” he said.
Haldenby identified Lamarche and
lobbying, public awareness cam-
paigns, and student mobilization
in order to accomplish their aims.
• To either join or leave the CFS,
the interested student union must
hold a referendum, in which each
The Canadian Federation of Students is a national
student gets one vote.
• There must be two years
student organization and the Canadian Federation between either federation or de-
of Students–Ontario is a provincial student orga- federation referendums.
nization with a total membership of over 500,000
university and college students. Services
The Canadian Federation of Students was formed • The CFS provides prospective-
in 1981 to advocate for an affordable, high-quality member and full-member student
system of post-secondary education and to pro- unions with various services, such
vide services to and provincial and national stu- as discounted cell phone rates,
dent representation for students. Student Saver Discount cards, the
National Student Health Network,
the Student Work Abroad Pro-
For full-time students, the fee is $3.90 per se-
gram, and access to Homes4stu-
mester for the Canadian Federation of Students dents.ca.
($1.95 for part-time students) and the Canadian • The CFS partially owns and oper-
Federation of Students-Ontario fee is $3.25 per ates the travel service Travel CUTS,
semester ($1.63 for part-time students). which specializes in cheap airfare
and budget travel.
Are you in favour of membership in the Canadian • CFS members receive the Inter-
Federation of Students and the Canadian Federa- national Student Identity Card,
tion of Students-Ontario? which can be used for various
travel discounts. The $17 card is
free for CFS members.
Campaigns
• Member student unions are not

Fellow committee members
Bourque and Watson were not avail-
able for comment.
The ballot question includes sever-
al paragraphs detailing the objectives
and history of the CFS.
“The Canadian Federation of Stu-
dents is a national student organiza-
tion and the Canadian Federation of
Students-Ontario is a provincial stu-
dent organization with a total mem-
bership of over 500,000 university and
college students,” the official question
reads. “The Canadian Federation of
Students was formed in 1981 to ad-
vocate for an affordable, high-quality
system of post-secondary education
and to provide services to and provin-
cial and national student representa-
tion for students.”
The question also details the ex-
pected additional student fees, which,
when the fees for CFS and CFS-
Ontario are combined, will be $7.15
per full-time student per semester.
Part-time students can expect to pay
Communications Student Associa-
tion President Ryan Kennery as the
two No committee representatives,
along with SFUO VP Student Affairs
Danika Brisson and SFUO executive
coordinator François Picard as the
two Yes committee representatives.
The representatives were not yet of-
ficial at press time.
Another section of the referendum
rules that has been met with some
concern among students is section 10,
entitled “Campaign Expenses”, which
contains no evidence of regulations
on committees’ campaign spending.
Haldenby acknowledged that there
will be no spending cap in this cam-
paign, although “there are limits on
[putting up posters], there are limits
on banners … so we’re controlling
materials in that manner,” he said.
The issue of capping campaign fi-
nancing was also addressed in the
SFUO’s 1995 CFS de-federation ref-
erendum, where a court order issued
in February of that year stated, “there
YES
will be no restriction as to the people
who can campaign or the amount
of funds which can be spent on the
[SFUO’s de-federation] campaign”.
The 1995 court order resurfaced
when a motion was put forward at
the SFUO’s Board of Administration
(BOA) meeting on Nov. 2 to restrict
SFUO executives and employees from
campaigning during paid hours, after
the SFUO had pledged not to take a
collective stance in the CFS referen-
dum.
When the issue of the court order
was raised, the motion was amended
to read “be it further resolved that any
campaigning by the SFUO executive
be done outside of paid time in good
faith”, and was passed.
The referendum rules contain other
regulations regarding committee vol-
NO
unteers, such as allowing only up to 30
non-SFUO members to campaign on
campus per day; requiring all volun-
teers for either campaign committee to
be identified and recorded by the ROC,
as well as hold a campaign permit; and
prohibiting campaigning in any service
or business owned by the SFUO, among
several other detailed rules.
“This is one of the most regulated
CFS campaigns that I can think of,”
said Haldenby.
Undergraduate students will have
the opportunity to vote in the CFS
referendum at polling stations across
campus Nov. 18–20, from 8 a.m. to 8
p.m. every day. For more information
about the referendum, polling sta-
tions and times, or to obtain a copy
of the referendum rules, go to refer-
endum.sfuo.ca.
required to participate in every
CFS campaign.
• Current campaigns deal with
matters such as tuition fees and
funding, date rape, aboriginal edu-
cation, copyright reform, racism,
and sustainability.
Proposed SFUO Fees
• For full-time students:
o CFS National Fee: $3.90 per
semester per student
o CFS Ontario Fee: $3.25 per
semester per student
• For part-time students:
o CFS National Fee: $1.95 per
semester per student
o CFS Ontario Fee: $1.63 per
semester per student

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 Students petition for a smoke-free campus
Independent
campaign promotes
ban on tobacco
products
by Len Smirnov
Fulcrum Contributor
A GROUP OF University of Ottawa
students launched an independent,
university-wide campaign on Oct.
28 in an effort to promote a smoke-
free campus. The campaign aims to
reach out to undergraduate students
and garner support for a petition to
include two anti-smoking questions
on the 2009 Student Federation of the
University of Ottawa (SFUO) refer-
endum ballot. Over 1,500 signatures
need to be collected before Nov. 21
for the questions to appear on the
ballot.
The first proposed referendum
question demands a ban on the sale of
tobacco products at SFUO businesses,
while the second asks the SFUO to re-
strict smoking to designated smoking
areas on campus. The campaign aims
to initiate a broad conversation about
smoking on campus and the SFUO’s
links to tobacco companies.
“What’s important is that we ask
the students the question and we al-
low the students to have a conversa-
tion,” said Ryan Kennery, one of the
campaign organizers and president of
the Communications Students’ Asso-
ciation (CSA). “This conversation is
happening on a lot of other campuses,
but hasn’t really happened here.”
A core group led by Kennery and
CSA VP University Affairs Sarah
Burke, along with a dozen other vol-
unteers, are leading the Smoke Free
Campus campaign. The volunteers
plan to reach undergraduate students
primarily through in-class presenta-
tions. They have already discussed
campaign issues with several fellow
students and began visiting classes in
the first week of November.
The organizers are focusing the
campaign on the issues of leadership
and priorities, both of which they
claim the SFUO is lacking by allow-
ing the sale of tobacco products in its
businesses. They point to the SFUO’s
contradictory roles as an organizer of
the annual Relay for Life event, a fund-
raiser for the Canadian Cancer Society,
and as a retailer of tobacco products to
reveal the organization’s inconsistent
approach to tobacco issues and unwill-
ingness to surrender the profits made
from selling tobacco products. Ken-
nery hopes that the SFUO will over-
look the financial incentives of selling
the products to pursue the principles
of a smoke-free environment.
“I think that the principle out-
weighs any financial incentives,” said
Kennery in response to concerns that
the SFUO would experience financial
difficulties in banning the sale of to-
bacco products.
The organizers insist on promoting
the Smoke Free Campus campaign
through democratic means. As an ac-
tive member of several student orga-
nizations, including the SFUO’s Board
of Administration, Kennery has the
ability to promote the campaign
through closed channels. However, he
believes that student opinion must be
solicited prior to presenting the cam-
paign issues to the student body or-
ganizations. Kennery explained that a
democratic petition will increase the
weight of the campaign.
“It will give the elected SFUO ex-
ecutive a mandate to go with respon-
sibility to lobby for change,” he said.
Kennery anticipates that the peti-
tion will make the Smoke Free Cam-
pus campaign’s issues a top priority
for the SFUO over the next year and
hopes that undergraduate students
will encourage other university
groups to discuss the campaign.
“We are tackling the issues through
the mechanism for undergraduate
students,” said Kennery. “We hope
that when the other undergraduate
students step up and make a state-
ment, the other constituencies will
take notice.”
Students can get involved in the
Smoke Free Campus campaign by
sending an email to smokefreecam-
paign@gmail.com, checking out the
Campus Sans Fumée | Smoke Free photo by Martha Pearce
Campus (uOttawa) group on Face-
Communications students Ryan Kennery and Sarah Burke are spearhead-
book, or signing the online petition at
ing the Smoke Free Campus campaign.
petitiononline.com/sfccsf.

U of O administration
loses third vice-president
in six months
Search for vp academic
launches alongside ongoing
vp external hiring
by Emma Godmere
Fulcrum Staff
THE UNIVERSITY OF Ottawa’s administration
will soon lose another vice-president, marking
the third vp departure in six months.
The search for a new vp academic was
launched Nov. 1, one day after the application
window closed for the position of vp external
relations—a position that has been vacant since
July. The position of secretary for the university,
a job that is considered a vp role, has been va-
cant for over a week.
Current Dean of Common Law Bruce Feld-
thusen held the position of vp external af-
fairs—under its previous name of vp university
affairs—in an interim role until August, while
former secretary of the university Pamela Har-
rod took on the role of advisor to the president
for special projects at the end of October. Ac-
cording to U of O President Allan Rock, the po-
sition of vp academic will continue to be filled
by its current occupant, Robert Major, until a
successor is chosen.
photo by Martha Pearce “[Robert Major] was thinking about retir-
Robert Major will leave the position of vp academic once his successor is named. ing this past summer, and I said ‘Robert, I’m
newly arrived, I’d be grateful if you’d stay on,’
and he kindly agreed to do that,” said Rock.
“We started the [selection] process. That’s
going to take a few months to get the right
people.”
While the administration is faced with the
burden of conducting two vp searches at the
same time, Rock explained that as far as the vp
external search is concerned, they are already
finding some success.
“We got some terrific applications. We have a
pile of very attractive CVs, so we’re going to now
get down to the point of meeting with the [hir-
ing] committee and considering them,” he said.
“Obviously, it’s in my interest to find someone
ASAP because I’ve been carrying a lot of that
[position’s responsibilities] myself.”
When asked about Harrod’s departure from
the secretary position, Rock emphasized her de-
sire to switch roles within the administration.
“Pamela [Harrod] has taken on a new role.
She’s taking some areas where she’s developed
expertise and she’s going to focus on those,” he
said. “She was ready for a change—she’s been
working very intensively.”
At press time, Rock expected that an an-
nouncement regarding a replacement for the
secretary role would be made this week.
Harrod and Major could not be reached for
comment.
—with files from Frank Appleyard

www.thefulcrum.ca Nov. 6, 2008 NEWS 7

Vote of confidence

One hundred words of woe

Emma Godmere
News Editor
THE CANADIAN FEDERATION of Students
(CFS) membership referendum ballot question
that will be presented to University of Ottawa
undergraduate students Nov. 18–20 is unlike
any other referendum question the Student Fed-
eration of the University of Ottawa (SFUO) has
seen in recent memory.
Using exactly 100 words, the referendum
question established by the Referendum Over-
sight Committee (ROC) includes a three-para-
graph-long preamble that gives an overview
of what the CFS does. In an interview with
the Fulcrum, SFUO President Dean Haldenby
emphasized the importance of informing stu-
dents about the CFS. I agree that one needs to
be informed to vote; however, that is what the
13-day, committee-regulated campaign is for.
The preamble gives the impression of favouring
the Yes side of the campaign, which has already
concerned many students.
Interestingly, in two CFS de-federation ref-
erendums that faced the Simon Fraser Student
Society and the University of Victoria Graduate
Students’ Society in the past year, each student
association saw ballot questions that simply stat-
ed, “Are you in favour of maintaining member-
ship in the Canadian Federation of Students?”
Both referendums resulted in de-federation
from the CFS.
Vp communications francophone for the Stu-
dent Association of the Faculty of Arts Michèle
Lamarche, who is expected to represent the No
committee, explained in an Oct. 29 press release
that the SFUO’s referendum question essentially
consists of Yes committee talking points and
said that “there should be no preamble, the cost
should simply be per semester, all in accordance
with how all SFUO referendum questions have
been asked in the past.”
According to the SFUO constitution, refer-
endum questions are expected to be “concise,
precise, and unambiguous.” While the CFS
membership referendum is not strictly SFUO-
led, Haldenby did acknowledge that the ROC
attempted to incorporate several commonplace
SFUO regulations in their referendum rules.
This CFS referendum question clearly does not
adhere to the rules that other SFUO referendum
questions must follow, and undergrads will be
presented with a referendum ballot that will dif-
fer from any others seen before.
When asked about switching to a mixed-
member proportional electoral system last year,
Ontario voters were simply asked, “Which elec-
toral system should Ontario use to elect mem-
bers to the provincial legislature?” with the
option to choose either “the existing electoral
system (First-Past-the-Post)” or “the alternative
electoral system proposed by the Citizens’ As-
sembly (Mixed Member Proportional)”. While
there was concern over the fact that it wasn’t a
yes or no question, nobody voiced a need for
there to be an explanation of either electoral
systems on the ballot—everyone knew the in-
formation would be a part of the campaign.
While the referendum rules are set in stone
and little can be done to change the ballot ques-
tion at this point, the issue that the lengthy
question raises is the importance of arriving at
the polls as an informed voter. If undergradu-
ates on campus can prove they are more aware
of the CFS and the pros and cons of full mem-
bership than the ROC appears to believe, then
the preamble on the ballot will no longer matter.
Rather than the influence of a carefully worded
preamble, it will be students’ markings on the
ballot that decide this referendum, and students
had better be ready to see the information arrive
at their doorstep this month.
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Ottawatch
New cabinet for a new session
RE-ELECTED PRIME MINISTER
Stephen Harper and his new 38-mem-
ber cabinet—increased from 31 min-
isters in his last cabinet—were sworn
in before Governor General Michaëlle
Jean at Rideau Hall on Oct. 30.
Harper included 11 women in his
new cabinet, an increase from the
seven women previously holding
ministerial positions. The decision to
include more women may be in reac-
tion to the over 437 women from all
political parties who ran in this elec-
tion, and the 32 female Conservative
MPs who were elected. Still, the per-
centage of female ministers in this
cabinet—28 per cent—falls short of
former Liberal prime minister Paul
Martin’s record of 30 per cent in his
2003 cabinet. One of these new fe-
male ministers is Leona Aglukkaq,
Nunavut’s former health minister
and the first Conservative member
of Parliament elected in Nunavut,
who will take over as federal health
minister. Algukkaq’s position in the
cabinet was seen by many as a a sign
of the growing importance of Cana-
da’s North.
At the ceremony, Harper an-
nounced that the economy would be
his government’s “number one pri-
ority”, and his selection of ministers
seemingly reflects that commitment.
Jim Flaherty will continue his role
as minister of finance, Peter MacKay
will remain as minister of defence,
former health minister Tony Clem-
ent will take the position of minister
of industry, and John Baird is being
shuffled from the environment port-
folio to the transportation portfolio.
Other significant appointments in the
new cabinet include Stockwell Day
moving from public safety to inter-
national trade, the newly elected Gail
Shea as the minister of fisheries, and
Lawrence Cannon as the minister of
foreign affairs.
—Jessica Sukstorf
Memorial University administration
THE UNIVERSITY OF Ottawa’s hearing about the incident, police had
Health Promotion Resource Centre gathered students who had logged in
will continue its pilot program offer- that morning and began a round of
ing free, rapid HIV testing to part- questioning.
and full-time U of O students on the According to Memorial’s Depart-
second Wednesday of every month. ment of Marketing and Communica-
Testing remains anonymous, as date tions, the deadline given by the Web
of birth and gender are the only iden- threat has passed without incident.
tifying questions asked by health care Police are still investigating the
professionals, while some informa- threat and no arrests have been
tion on sexual history and practices made.
may be needed to gauge potential risk — Ian MacDonald, The Muse
of contracting HIV.
The next testing date on campus is
Nov. 12, 9:30 a.m.–2 p.m in room 206
of the Unicentre. Appointment sign-
up is ongoing at the Health Promo-
tions Resource Office (UCU 203) on
a first-come, first-served basis.
—Jolene Hansell
Student threatens Memorial
University prof online
ST. JOHN’S (CUP) – MEMORIAL
UNIVERSITY OF Newfoundland
was crawling with police officers on
Oct. 27 after a death threat was made
against a professor.
The threat, which was posted by
a student on a website, gave specific
details on the date, time, and place the
actions would be carried out.
Working with the university’s com-
puter services, police discovered the
threat was made from a computer
in Memorial’s Queen Elizabeth II li-

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Peter Henderson

Arts & Culture Nov. 6–12, 2008

Arts & Culture Editor
arts@thefulcrum.ca

Getting ahead in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

Fallout 3
redefines
modern gaming
by Peter Henderson
Fulcrum Staff
FALLOUT 3 IS perhaps the most antic-
ipated video game of all time. The first
two Fallout games still routinely make
best-of lists, a full decade after Fallout
2 was released. The online community
dedicated to the franchise has grown
as new generations of fans discover the
original two games, and excitement
has been building to a fever pitch ever
since Bethesda Softworks announced
in 2004 that it would be releasing a
true sequel to the franchise, now avail-
able on Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and
PC. It’s been ten long years but Fallout
3 was definitely worth the wait.
Fallout 3 is a game that defies
description. It’s a first-person role-
playing game (RPG) that’s deeper
than BioShock, has a better plotline
than Grand Theft Auto 4, and is more
engaging than Mass Effect. It’s every-
thing you’ve ever wanted in a game,
even if you didn’t know you did. Fall-
out 3 is not without its flaws, but it’s
a massively ambitious project that
will surely stand as one of the greatest
games ever released.
Fallout 3 is set in and around
Washington, D.C. in the year 2277,
more than 200 years after the Great
War wiped out most life on Earth.
Many perished, but pockets of hu-
man beings survived in underground
bunkers called Vaults. After the war
was over, some of those hidden in the
Vaults emerged to start a new civili-
zation. Some, however, stayed in the
Vaults, locked away from the newly
developing world. You are one of
those people, born in the Vault and
destined to live out your remaining
days there. Of course, destiny is not
always fate, and you soon arrive in
the Wasteland, left to fend for yourself
while searching for your father.
Players create their own character
through a simple yet deceptively deep
process. You can choose your gender,
your ethnicity, and your appearance,
as well as your primary characteristics
and skills. There are also perks: unique
attributes you can choose that give you
skill bonuses or provide other advan-
tages. Outside the Vault, as you gain image courtesy fallout.bethsoft.com
experience and levels, you can upgrade Fallout 3 includes exploring, diplomacy, and giant-ass explosions in equal measure.
your skills and gain new perks. It feels realism. Other characters can join on your karma, and the karmic de- and agility that allow you to avoid
so natural that you can forget just how your party, including Dogmeat, the cisions you face will truly test your whatever dangers you come across.
complex the system really is. friendly canine companion from the conscience. Unlike many other RPGs, Fallout 3
Player creation determines how first two Fallout games. There is also The game can be played any num- presents viable options for whatever
you survive in the Wasteland out- a system of karma, which tracks your ber of ways, with high speech skills skills you choose. Every character you
side the Vault, and it is here that the good and bad deeds, and changes and charisma allowing you to talk create will provide a different game-
game really shines. You can salvage, other characters’ actions accordingly. your way out of almost any situation, play experience.
repair, and sell equipment, and this Some non-player characters (NPCs) strength and guns letting you fight
scavenging adds another layer of will join you or shun you depending your way to your goal, and sneak skills FALLOUT continued on p. 14

Zack and Miri make a fuck tape

Kevin Smith vs.
decency
by Daniel Harris
Fulcrum Contributor
THE LATEST FILM FROM writer
and director Kevin Smith, Zack and
Miri Make a Porno, has been stirring
up controversy south of the border.
The film’s premise is all in the title;
two platonic friends (Seth Rogen
and Elizabeth Banks) are strapped
for cash and find themselves making
a pornographic film to pay the bills.
This is the eighth film from Smith,
who is best known for his cult classics
Clerks, Mallrats, and Dogma.
During a conference call, Smith
talked at length about the controversy
surrounding his latest film’s content,
marketing campaign, and the word
“porno”. The film pushed the edge of
the rating system to breaking point.
“Initially the Motion Picture Asso-
ciation of America (MPAA) gave us an
NC-17,” he says. “We made the cuts to
get the R but they were still kicking it
photo courtesy Alliance Films back at NC-17. After doing that three
Director Kevin Smith fought hard to keep his latest film as dirty as possible. times I said ‘I’m not comfortable cut-
ting into the movie anymore’.”
Smith then made the decision to go
for broke and appeal the rating to the
MPAA’s appeals board.
“The appeals process lets you have
this one final bite at the apple. So
we put everything we wanted in the
movie into the movie and accepted
the NC-17 rating.”
In the U. S., an NC-17 rating means
that no one under the age of 17 is ad-
mitted to the theatre. Children can at-
tend R-rated movies in the U.S., but
only with an accompanying parent or
guardian. Most major movie theatre
chains refuse to carry NC-17 films, so
the rating means commercial failure
for whatever films receive it.
Despite having been through the
appeals process twice before with
Clerks and Jersey Girl, Smith was less
confident about the outcome.
“Each time the objections had been
based on dialogue the characters said,”
he claims. “This was the first flick we
ever made where they could actually
point to visual sequences and be like
‘you’ve got a dude’s face being shit on,
you cannot have that in an R-rated
movie’. I fought it so hard because I
really wanted to keep that shit shot.”
The MPAA’s initial ruling was even-
tually overturned and the film was
awarded an R rating, but not before
Smith had second thoughts.
“I was so close to looking over and
saying ‘alright, let’s cut a deal’. I’d seen
so many Law and Orders and they’re
always cutting deals. I was so close
to saying ‘I will cut out a lot of the
thrusting if you just let me keep the
shit shot’.”
Due to the MPAA’s control over all
marketing materials, Smith’s fight over
content didn’t stop with the rating.
“They may have lost that little bat-
tle, but they more than made up for it
in terms of kicking back our trailers
and not letting us use any of the post-
ers we submitted,” Smith contends.
The poster in question showed Ro-
gen and Banks in split-screen, staring
forward with slightly goofy expres-
sions on their faces. On Rogen’s side
of the poster, Banks’s hair is visible
at roughly his belly button, while on
Banks’s side Rogen’s hair is visible
at a similar level. It’s meant to be a
broad innuendo for oral sex, but it’s
tame enough that no one in Canada
seemed to notice.
KEVIN SMITH
continued on p. 14
 A dream to live in
by Nigel Smith
Fulcrum Staff
NOW IN ITS third year of touring,
Dash Arts’ intoxicating reimagining
of William Shakespeare’s A Midsum-
mer Night’s Dream makes one of the
Bard’s most cherished comedies into
a transcendent spectacle that defies
categorization. It’s a heady mix that
incorporates dance, aerial acrobat-
ics, live music, and song, making this
production a testament to the com-
munal power of theatre.
Transporting the audience to a for-
eign landscape of fairies, kings, and
queens, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
unfolds within one magical evening
of mischief and sensual awakenings.
Deep in the forest, two pairs of star-
crossed Athenian lovers fall suscepti-
ble to the magical powers of the fairy,
Puck. Under the orders of his mas-
ter Oberon, king of the fairies, Puck
renders each lover lovesick over the
wrong partner. Meanwhile, an ama-
teur theatre troupe, preparing a per-
formance for the Duke and Duchess
of Athens, also come in contact with
Puck’s naughty ways, transforming
their star performer Bottom into a
literal ass. The play is filled with ro-
mance, comedy, and magic, and ends
with a triumphant performance by
the acting troupe.
Peter Hinton, the artistic director
of the National Arts Centre (NAC),
deserves praise for bringing U.K. di-
rector Tim Supple’s unique vision
to Ottawa. Supple served as artistic
director for the Young Vic Theatre
in London in the 1990s, and formed
Dash Arts back in 2005 to collaborate
with artists from abroad. Supple’s in-
novative staging of the comedy is a
conceptual marvel. Basing the pro-
duction in the recesses of India, he
argues a case for the universality of
Shakespeare. Points are clearly made
regarding the rigid and oppressive
class system in India, with the theatre
troupe inhabiting one of the lower so-
cial classes. Furthermore, the darker
aspects of sexuality that are hinted at
through the domination of the female
lovers by their male counterparts are
provocative for a comedy. Though
these themes are touched upon, they
do not distract from the palpable joy
of the production. Dressed in re-
splendent costumes and acting on top
of real dirt, the performers exude uni-
versal warmth. Their energy and love
for the material is truly infectious.
The production’s incorporation of
several languages adds to the magic of
the play. Hindi is the official language
in India, however the Indian consti-
tution recognizes 22 different spoken
languages. Along with English and
Hindi, the production incorporates
six of these dialects, linking India’s
wide range of cultures in an ingenious
manner. No subtitles are provided,
but through the clever staging and
distinct characterizations, the story
unfolds with surprising ease. Though photo courtesy the National Arts Centre
the tale is well known, this interpreta- Real dirt is just one of the innovative components of Dash Arts’ new take on a
tion sheds a whole new light on the classic play.
plot and lends the comedy a new sense with aplomb. otic in the Western world.
of vitality. Shakespearean adaptations This new take on A Midsummer You’ll never want to wake from this
nowadays consistently strive to con- Night’s Dream is a piece of theatre that dream.
nect to the younger generation while has the power to transform. Socially
keeping the older ones entertained. and culturally enriching, it provides A Midsummer Night’s Dream runs
Supple’s take on the Bard succeeds at an exciting new context for such cel- at the NAC until Nov. 15. Tickets are
doing so with deceptive ease, cross- ebrated material, bringing audiences $32.50–$67, or $11 through LiveRush.
ing generational and cultural barriers closer to a culture often deemed ex- Visit nac.ca for details.

Breaking down the Urban Aesthetics

by Peter Henderson
Fulcrum Staff

OTTAWA-BASED INDIE-ROCK COLLEC-

TIVE the Urban Aesthetics are aiming high in
the wild-card round of the Live 88.5 Big Money
Shot on Nov. 7.
The Live 88.5 Big Money Shot is a multi-
round battle of the bands organized by Ottawa
radio station Live 88.5. Prizes include more than
$250,000 worth of recording time and equip-
ment. The Urban Aesthetics made it past the
first round, which was decided by text-message
voting. They now have one last shot in the wild-
card round, where they face a panel of judges for
their chance to make the finals.
“I think that everyone that’s in it will benefit
from it,” says Greg Janssen, founder, lead sing-
er, and principal songwriter of the band. “You
get the exposure, having an audience that you
wouldn’t necessarily play to, you get live experi-
ence, and if you win you get money.”
The seven-piece band released their self-titled
debut EP in October. It was produced by Dean
Watson, who has also worked with fellow Ottawa
residents Jetplanes of Abraham, and was released
on Janssen’s own label, Indie Empire. The EP’s
cover art was drawn by Colin White, a local art-
ist. What started as a solo project for Janssen in photo courtesy the Urban Aesthetics
January 2007 is now a full-fledged collective. The Urban Aesthetics live up to their name as stylish city-dwellers.
“At first, I only really wanted a three-piece— ent instruments and sounds into a cohesive and neat, and really different, but we’re more along growth.
bass, drums, guitar,” explains Janssen. “But we well-directed whole, the very opposite of some the lines of [a traditional] band.” “It is difficult sometimes, because it’s just hard
never found a bass, we just kept finding all these other, jam-band style collectives. The Urban Aesthetics’ first EP was recorded to get people out to shows,” explains Janssen.
other pieces. When we found a bassist, by that “As much as we’re a collective, we’re more before the addition of Gerster, Braia, or Pernica, “There’s lots of great stuff in Ottawa, it’s just hid-
time we’d picked everyone else up.” song-oriented,” explains Janssen. “We do some with Janssen filling in the bass and guitar tracks den somehow. We’ve been looking around, just
The band’s current lineup, finalized in May, jams and things like that, but we’re very much and a session musician playing the trumpet. from putting together shows over the past cou-
now consists of Janssen on guitar and vocals, a tight combo.” “We just hadn’t found anyone at that point,” ple months, looking for bands, and you stumble
his girlfriend Jen Rouse on vocals, Jon Rifkin As to the inevitable comparison to Broken says Janssen. “You can tell when you see us live upon all this great stuff that’s coming out of the
on drums, Mike Braia on guitar, Evan Runge Social Scene, another collective and one of Can- now. Our sound’s evolved a lot, just from having city that you’ve never heard of. If people knew
on violin, Neil Gerster on bass, and Lawrence ada’s most popular bands, Janssen doesn’t see those few extra members. It’s a lot more full, a all the stuff that was going on, maybe it would
Pernica on trumpet. Though ostensibly a col- much in common. lot more dynamic, because they can play their be a different story.”
lective, the band’s sound is much more like a “They’re more interested in textures,” says instruments better than I can.”
conventional rock band than other groups of Janssen. “It seems like everyone’s just throwing All the members of the band live in Ottawa, The Urban Aesthetics play the Live 88.5 Big Mon-
similar size. Their music combines lyrical depth in sounds whenever they feel like it, which ends and their experience with the local music scene ey Shot on Nov. 7 at the Live Lounge (126.5 York
with tight, catchy melodies, weaving the differ- up coming up with something really cool, really has been ambivalent, but Janssen sees room for St.). Admission is $8. Doors open at 8 p.m. 19+.

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 You’ll never eat brunch in this town again
Gaming’s golden age
Peter Henderson
Arts & Culture Editor
WE ARE CURRENTLY living in
something of a golden age for video
games. Sales are skyrocketing, the
intense competition between per-
sonal computers and consoles has
led to incredible choice for consum-
ers, and game developers are getting
the financial resources they need to
make innovative and brilliant games
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PIEVRMRKI\GIPPIRGI billion. The gaming industry already
has comparable revenues to the film
industry, and it’s growing fast—
the 2007 earnings represent a 28.4
www.athabascau.ca/standout per cent increase from 2006, and it
 doesn’t even include the $9.35 bil-
lion spent on gaming consoles and
associated hardware. Gaming is a big
business, and where there’s business
The Fulcrum is looking for students there’s business people, and where
to join its board of directors. there’s business people there’s not a
If you are looking for experience in business lot of creativity.
It isn’t hard to see that the ideas
or not-for-profit organizations, of profit and artistic expression of-
email Ross Prusakowski, ten enjoy an inverse relationship.
the Fulcrum’s business manager. Business interests aim for the most
profit from the biggest audience,
while artistic considerations value
business.manager@thefulcrum.ca
experimentation and innovation
www.thefulcrum.ca
over appeasing the masses or mak-
ing a quick buck. Allowing artists
to have control over their art is the
model the gaming industry should
follow, with game designers being
allowed creative freedom over their
products.
Currently, the gaming industry
is organized in a very top-down
hierarchy, with many of the game
studios owned by huge conglom-
erates. Producing a game is a huge
undertaking that requires money
most game development studios
don’t have, so they rely on larger
companies to fund their work. This
is a necessary evil, but the busi-
ness concerns of the conglomerate
must be balanced against the cre-
ative concerns of the developer. It’s
no surprise that the best games are
Now that gaming is a
big business, it’s neces-
sary to safeguard the
high-quality games
we’ve come to expect
from the demands of
corporate types.
made by developers who are free
to experiment, innovate, and make
the kind of game that they’d want to
play. Warren Spector was given free
reign at game developer Ion Storm’s
division in Austin, Texas, and
brought us Deus Ex, the first game
to mix role-playing elements with
the thrill of a first-person shooter
and get it right. The second game
he produced from Ion Storm Aus-
tin was beset by interference from
the businesspeople at the top of the
company, and it turned into the un-
derwhelming critical flop that was
Deus Ex: Invisible War.
Obviously the idea of game de-
signers running the show does have
its troubles. Think about Daikatana,
the game released by one of the orig-
inal designers of Doom after years
of development. Daikatana was to
f
If you’re reading this on Thursday,
it may already be too late.
But don’t worry, we have one every week.
Come to the Fulcrum’s staff meetings,
Thursdays at 1p.m.
Act now, before it’s too late.
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gaming what Waterworld is to film: a
massive vanity project brought down
by hubris and mismanagement. A
better idea would be to strike a bal-
ance wherein game designers have
almost total freedom over design and
programming, but business people
provide the nitty-gritty management
of resources.
For an example of the best-run
company in video games, look no
further than the most successful one:
Blizzard Entertainment. Although
Blizzard is now a part of a giant cor-
poration, Activision Blizzard, it is
left alone to do as it pleases, and its
standing policy is to release a game
when it’s done. Every game Blizzard
has released since 1995 has been a
massive hit, including Diablo I, Dia-
blo II, Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness,
and World of Warcraft. Its games are
successful because they take time
to make the gameplay experience
unique, engaging, and easy to learn.
The business side of Activision Bliz-
zard gives the designers free reign
over content, without relinquishing
control of management or market-
ing. They strike the balance perfectly,
and as a direct result of that they are
the most profitable video-game com-
pany in the world.
Now that gaming is a big busi-
ness, it’s necessary to safeguard the
high-quality games we’ve come to
expect from the demands of corpo-
rate types who care about nothing
but the bottom line. Games like Star
Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II,
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl,
and Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of
the Earth could all have been great
if the business people had let the
designers make a complete game
instead of rushing it out the door
to make a quick profit. Gamers cur-
rently have an enviable amount of
choice among great games, and only
the suits at the top of the chain can
take that away from us. So please: let
the creative types create, and let the
managers manage.
arts@thefulcrum.ca
613-562-5931
ARTS 11
Surf junkies
The dangerous allure of the Internet
by Dave Atkinson
Fulcrum Contributor
SOME PEOPLE SHOOT heroin cooked
on a tinfoil takeout plate into the web-
bing of their toes in a back alley. Some
people take televisions apart in hotel
rooms after a week without sleep, fu-
elled by methamphetamine. Then there
are those who spend the hours between
2 a.m. and 4 a.m. updating their cat’s blog
to fill everyone in on the life and times of
Mr. Mittens, the greatest cat in the blo-
gosphere. Internet addiction is as real as
any drug and has escalated into an actual
disorder.
According to the Diagnostic and Sta-
tistical Manual of Mental Disorders IV
(DSM), an addiction to drugs or alcohol
is present if the patient exhibits three or
more of the following symptoms: Toler-
ance to the substance; consumption of
large amounts over a long period; a num-
ber of unsuccessful efforts to cut down;
time spent obtaining the drug replaces
social, occupational or recreational activ-
ities; and continued use despite adverse
consequences. A person who exhibits
these symptoms in relation to Internet
use has become addicted.
Internet addiction disorder was first
thought up as a joke by New York psy-
chiatrist Ivan Goldberg in 1995. Gold-
berg made it up to show the American
Psychology Association that the DSM
included disorders that should be consid-
South Korean gamer Lee Seung Seop died of
exhaustion in 2005 after playing Starcraft
for 50 consecutive hours.
ered questionable. He was trying to make
fun of society’s obsession with its own ad-
dictive disorders, and thought being ad-
dicted to the Internet was ridiculous. That
was before people started to upload hun-
dreds of videos of sneezing baby pandas.
Though the makers of ergonomic chairs
and Doritos are very happy with people
sitting at their computers, Goldberg’s IAD
joke is now considered a serious issue by
psychiatrists and the general public alike.
Internet origins
The Internet was originally created as
a network between military computers
owned by the United States government
that allowed the rapid sharing of infor-
mation over long distances. The network,
called ARPANET, was designed and
implemented by the Advanced Research
Projects Agency in 1969. It had no hilari-
ous pictures of cats, porn, or Facebook.
ARPANET remained a purely military
and academic system until the late 1980s
and early 90s, when it was opened to cor-
porate interest, and most importantly,
when the European Organization for Nu-
clear Research launched its World Wide
Web Project in 1990. The Internet was
finally made public.
Within a few years, the Internet became
omnipresent; case in point: there are now
refrigerators that can go online. An ever-
growing cross-section of the population
has gained access to the Internet, and
whenever you get a wide enough sample
of people, there will undoubtedly be some
people in there that can get hooked on
something as unexpected as the Internet.
The intoxicating Internet
In a study published in Computers in
Human Behaviour in December 2007,
authors Andrew Thatcher and Gisela
Wretschko found that most people have
what they call “problematic Internet use”,
which they defined as the “use of the In-
ternet that creates psychological, social,
school, and/or work difficulties in a per-
son’s life”. Some of the symptoms they
included in their study were a preoccu-
pation with online activities, needing to
spend increasing amounts of time online,
and unsuccessful attempts to reduce the
amount of time spent online.
Nicholas Carr, author of the article “Is
Google Making Us Stupid?” published in
the Atlantic Monthly, believes the Internet
has made life a lot easier in some aspects,
such as conducting research, but has also
increased our reliance on technology with
detrimental effects.
“My mind now expects to take in infor-
mation the way the net distributes it: in
a swiftly moving stream of particles,” he
writes. “Once I was a scuba diver in the
sea of words. Now I zip along the surface
like a guy on a Jet Ski. What the net seems
to be doing is chipping away my capacity
for concentration and contemplation.”
As the Internet becomes increasingly
integrated into every facet of life, people
will spend more of their free time surfing
according to Thatcher and Wretschko.
Some will use their time wisely while oth-
ers will become addicted to the very idea
of the Internet. While one person uses the
Internet to do research for their econom-
ics essay, another spends all their time
looking up YouTube videos. They don’t
go to class, they don’t wash their rotting
laundry, but they have over 1,000 friends
on Facebook. It is these people that may
have a problem.
Jerald Block, a psychiatrist at Oregon
Health and Science University in Port-
land, has spent a significant time re-
searching the idea that the Internet can
be addictive. His research has led him to
believe that the Internet is actually more
than just an addiction; it’s a distortion in
the person’s mind. He spoke to the Tele-
graph in January about his findings on
Internet addicts.
“The relationship is [now] with the
computer. It becomes a significant other
to them,” he explained. “They exhaust
emotions that they could experience in
the real world on the computer through
any number of mechanisms: emailing,
gaming, porn.”
Gaming addiction
One of the most popular things to do on
the Internet is play video games. Within
several months of the Internet’s public
release, the nerds took hold and turned
it into an all-out gaming network. With
the release of Playstation 2 in 2000, the
Internet weaseled its way onto video
game consoles. Online games like World
of Warcraft and The Sims have made it
possible to immerse yourself in a world
that is forever at your whim, allowing you
to create a second life that is like the real
world, only you can be an elf or some-
thing. Most good things used in excess
have detrimental effects, and video games
are no exception.
In a 1990 article entitled “Addiction: diction system” targeti
definition and implications” published in The government’s effort
the British Journal of Psychiatry, author ing time of anyone un
Aviel Goodman compared the criteria lists gamed for over five ho
for various addictive disorders such as al- the screen appeared aft
cohol dependency, pathological gambling, utes of subsequent play
and compulsive overeating and came up “You have entered unh
with several characteristics of addiction. please go offline imme
Essentially (and this is massively simpli- you do not your health
fied) if you do something more than you and the benefits you ca
feel like you ought to, try to cut back and to zero.” If the gamer r
fail, feel crappy when you’re not doing it their progress would b
and balls-out great when you are, and then This system is still in eff
feel awful when you finish doing it, you’re
probably addicted to whatever “it” is. It’s
strange to admit, but some people exhibit
“Once I was
this behaviour toward video games. Now I z
Alleged addiction to gaming has even
been the cause of several deaths. For exam-
ple, South Korean gamer Lee Seung Seop
died of exhaustion in 2005 after playing
Starcraft for 50 consecutive hours. In Chi- So ladies, the questi
na in 2007, recently fired schoolteacher Xu may be: “Is my boyfrie
Yan played online video games for 15 days dict?” Well, probably n
straight. Though these stories are relatively addict is dependent on
rare considering the sheer number of gam- point where they can’t
ers, they likely make you wonder what the to. Your boyfriend may
difference is between liking to play video but if he still finds time t
games and needing to play them. go to school, he is not a
Well, for one thing, you’re at far greater
risk if you’ve got a penis. According to a Pornography a
Stanford University School of Medicine
study on video games completed in Febru- Ask most men and odd
ary, the part of the brain responsible for re- you they love their por
warding feelings is more stimulated in men was a huge hit when it
than in women when a video game involv- quickly getting as old as
ing territory control is being played. With just isn’t cutting it anymo
increased playing of video games comes ternet and youporn.com
increased skill, and higher rewards or lev- ic saviours in the world
els are attained. Alan Reiss, senior author
of the study and professor of psychiatry
and Who’s Nailin’ Paylin
porn is found either fre
and behavioral sciences at Stanford, was these days. In the Thatch
not surprised by the outcome. study, they found that t
“I think it’s fair to say that males tend main portal for porn du
to be more intrinsically territorial,” he cess, affordability and an
said in an Ottawa Citizen article in May. However, there are in
“It doesn’t take a genius to figure out who with over-usage of Inte
historically are the conquerors and ty- Psychologist Gabriel Ca
rants of our species—they’re the males. a study, “Narratives of S
Most of the computer games that are re- porn Dependents” in th
ally popular with males are territory- and ual Addiction and Comp
aggression-type games.” the problem of Internet
Notably, according to a May 2006 Wash- He noted, “when com
ington Post article, treatment centres and the Internet reaches an
telephone hotlines have opened in South of hours per week, it cle
Korea to combat gaming addiction. Also, user’s involvement, car
in August 2005, the Chinese government to his family, and can
introduced an “anti-online gaming ad- marriage and sexual rel
ing Internet cafés. According to the 1996 study Differential
ts limited the play- Diagnosis of Addictive Sexual Disorders
nder 18. If players Using the DSM-IV, pornography addic-
urs, a warning on tion tends to worsen. Those affected by it
fter every 15 min- are continuously desensitized to common
ying time, saying: sexual stimuli, so they require hard-core
healthy game time, material to become aroused. This is strong-
ediately to rest. If ly related to the extreme types of porn
h will be damaged available so readily on the Internet.
an win will be cut Generally speaking, a porn addict isn’t
refused to quit, all turned on by a naked lady. The naked lady
be forcibly erased. needs to be covered in latex, carrying a whip,
ffect. flanked by a team of dwarfs and something

s a scuba diver in the sea of words.

zip along the surface like a guy
on a Jet Ski.”
Nicholas Carr, “Is Google Making Us Stupid?”

ion in your mind or other involving poo... or something.

end a gaming ad- It needs to be quite extreme.
not. A real gaming What effect does this have on a normal
the activity to the sex life? Well, we need to remember that
stop if they want porn stars are basically the professional
y not want to stop, athletes of sex, so trying to work at the
to shower, eat, and same level is like trying to run as fast as
addicted. that Jamaican Bolt guy who tripped and
danced his way to a record-breaking
addiction 100-metre time.
Three ways to curb
ds are they will tell The World Wide Web
your Internet habit
rn. While Playboy
2. Shuffle your habit to another vice.
first came out, it’s If you’re awake at 5 a.m. in the centre of
You have a problem, your friends have
s Hugh Hefner and a field of empty Red Bull cans and Dorito
held interventions, you own four smart- Why not be addicted to sandwiches?
ore. Luckily the In- packaging, putting in eye drops to coun-
phones with burned-out touchscreens, Or kayaking? Or both? After all, if you
m emerged as hero- teract the effects of staring at a flat-panel
and you want to cut back or even quit the spend your time slicing ham in a kayak
d of Jenna Jameson monitor for 19 straight hours, you may
Internet. With these three easy tips, you to make a nice hoagie, you’ll have no
n?. Almost all good have a problem. But this is far from the
can break your dependence on the pre- time for the internet!
ee or cheap online average person. Most of us use the Inter-
cious network of information and fun.
her and Wretschko net a lot because it is a great and power-
3. Maroon yourself on a desert island
the Internet is the ful tool, and it makes what we want to do
1. Go back to dial-up
ue to its “ease of ac- easier, cheaper, or more fun.
Drastic? Perhaps, but by far the most
nonymity.” While not everybody has a compulsive
This will allow you to check email and effective. Who is going to think about
ncreasing problems personality, many of us likely spend far
little else. It would be like an alcoholic the Internet when you’re collecting vari-
ernet pornography. too much time on the Internet. Our tele-
having to suck his beer through a mil- ous bugs for your next meal? And who
avaglion published vision, music, and comedy fixes all come
limetre-wide straw six kilometres long. needs World of Warcraft when you’re
Self-Help of Cyber- from cyberspace along with our gaming
The inconvenience alone may allow you spear fishing with a sharpened rock tied
he July issue of Sex- and porn needs. Everybody has had the
to kick your habit completely. to a branch with coconut hair rope?
pulsivity examining experience of looking up long-lost friends
porn addiction. on Facebook instead of writing that essay
mpulsive sex use on due the next day. It is Carr that put it most
average of dozens eloquently:
early decreases the “Never has a communications system
re and availability played so many roles in our lives—or exerted
be detrimental to such broad influence over our thoughts—as
lationships.” the Internet does today.”

photo by Alex Smyth

FALLOUT continued from p. 9 as you see fit. All around the Wasteland are the scope. It seems as though no small detail has of the game. Also, the huge amount of content
remnants of a once-great civilization. When been overlooked, and every NPC you interact in the game world means that there is no way
The combat in Fallout 3 is a hybrid of the you first emerge from the Vault, you look with is believable. everything could be play-tested beforehand,
turn-based strategy of the first two Fallout ti- out over a destroyed Though Fallout 3 and some bugs seem to have slipped through
tles and first-person mayhem. Players use the town,and can see the is a triumph on many the cracks. Also, the game is not for the faint
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System (VATS), partially destroyed levels, it falls short in of heart—even the basic level of gore is pretty
which pauses combat and allows the player to Washington Monu- some areas. There is shocking, and this is not a game to be played by
spend action points to target specific areas of ment in the distance. Fallout 3 is a massive post- a third-person cam- or around children.
an enemy’s body for area-specific damage, like There are pages of text era available, but the Fallout 3 may not be perfect, but it’s the clos-
slowing an enemy down by shooting it in the to be read on comput- apocalyptic tale of mutants animations for your est a video game has ever come to perfection.
legs or aiming at a vulnerable spot. There are a
limited number of action points, and after they
ers detailing the events
that led to the Great
and anarchy that is yours character—the way
he or she walks, inter-
It’s a vast, complex, incredible experience that
is almost infinitely re-playable, and it only gets
are expended the player reverts to real-time War and that war’s ef- to shape as you see fit. acts, or shoots—are so better the more you play it. The storyline is
until their action points recharge. This makes fects on the populace, bad that you’ll stay in nothing short of epic, and proves once and for
for an intense combat experience, especially as well as dozens of first-person whenever all that gaming has finally come into its own as
once other people join your party—you must hours of side quests possible. Combat, a narrative form—no movie can hope to com-
be both strategic and skilled if you are to sur- that detail the differ- though intense and pete with the hours of engrossing gameplay
vive. ent ways humans (and others) are surviving satisfying, can sometimes be chaotic, and there that Fallout 3 has to offer. It is not often that a
Fallout 3 is a massive post-apocalyptic tale in the wastes. Even without the compelling isn’t enough variety in the enemies you fight game transcends the limitations of its medium.
of mutants and anarchy that is yours to shape main story, this game would be epic in size and considering the massive scope of other aspects Fallout 3 is one such rare beast.

KEVIN SMITH is just a cute word.

continued from p. 9 “You can’t object to the term.
How the fuck [else] are we going to
“In Canada, Alliance distributors describe it?” Smith adds. “It’s like a
dalmba.ca said ‘we don’t have a film board and dude walks into Blockbuster and
Corporate Residency we don’t give a shit, we’re going to sees the sign that says ‘action’ and
use that image’,” Smith recalls. “[In goes ‘I object to that term’. And who
the US] we were forced into a corner are these fuckers that are confused
about how we could and think this is real
market and sell the pornography? I don’t
movie.”
The inclusion of
“We didn’t go with know how people are
confusing what is so
the word “porno” in ‘Zack and Miri Make blatantly a comedy
the title didn’t help a Fuck Tape’ or some- with hardcore por-
the process much. nography.”
Many U.S. television
thing like that.” Despite the prob-
networks have cut Kevin Smith lems with the MPAA,
the word during pro- Smith hasn’t lost his
motional spots and edge. He got the re-
shown trailers that sult he wanted—a
simply call the film Zack and Miri. film filled with comedy, vulgarity
“I knew when we titled the movie and sex—all without having to step
Zack and Miri Make a Porno we in front of the camera.
were going to turn off some people,” “No one needs to see me fucking;
Smith says. “But I was flabbergasted I don’t need to see myself fucking. I
because I thought we had used the don’t want to see that many rolls jig-
cutest word possible to describe that gling at one time. The closest I ever
industry. I mean, we didn’t go with got was taking a picture of my dick

Where self-starters start. ‘Zack and Miri Make a Fuck Tape’ or with an iPhone and I couldn’t even
something like that. Or even ‘make a do that. I mean, how do you take a
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 Good
Zack and Miri
Make a Porno
KEVIN SMITH HAS done it yet again, creating
a film that intertwines a sweet romantic comedy
Film
with so much crude sexual content that you’re
still laughing when you leave the theatre.
Writer and director Smith is renowned for
his low-budget cult-classics like Mallrats, Dog-
ma, and the two Clerks films. Zack and Miri
Make a Porno is one of the few where he uses a
cast of name actors instead of the close friends
who originally performed in his films. Smith’s
movies tend to revolve around the same group
of characters played by a core group of actors
that Smith has used from his beginnings as an
independent filmmaker. Though some of these
actors return for Zack and Miri, they’re playing
different characters. The majority of the main
players consist of Judd Apatow’s (The 40 Year
Old Virgin, Knocked Up) crew, namely Seth
Rogen, Craig Robinson, and Elizabeth Banks.
While the film may be mistaken for an Apatow
production due to the cast, Smith’s characteris-
tic minimalist comedy shows up in the first 10
seconds of the film, when Zack (Seth Rogen)
walks in on Miri (Elizabeth Banks) using the
toilet. The combination of toilet humour and
romantic moments is a Smith trademark.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno has a simple yet
wild plot. Zack and Miri are two best friends
The Joker returns
New graphic novel
takes on Batman’s
worst enemy
by Danyal Khoral
Fulcrum Staff
THE JOKER IS Batman’s greatest and oldest foe,
first appearing in the comic Batman #1. He is
a relentless psychopath whom the residents of
Gotham City and Batman fear the most. Joker, a
new graphic novel authored by Brian Azzarello
and drawn by Lee Bermejo released on Nov. 4,
allows the reader to get a close-up look at the
inner workings of the Joker’s insane mind. It
chronicles some of the most lurid and subver-
sive things the Joker has ever done, and does its
best to explain just why he does them.
The graphic novel’s story begins moments
after the Joker has been officially released from
Arkham Asylum, Gotham City’s home for the
criminally insane. The Joker realizes that his
position in the city’s underworld has severely di-
minished because of his long incarceration and
begins—in violent fashion—to attempt to regain
the respect he once had among the criminals. The
entire story is told through the eyes of a low-level
thug named Jonny Frost, who becomes the Joker’s
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living under a mountain of debt. They find
themselves just before the Thanksgiving holi-
day with no water, no electricity, no money,
and no way to avoid their looming eviction
from the apartment they share. After mulling
over several options to save themselves, they
figure that the best and easiest way to make
money is by creating an amateur porno movie
with themselves as the leads. Several setbacks
put production of the film behind schedule, in-
cluding the hidden feelings that arise as Zack
and Miri put their supposedly platonic rela-
tionship aside to film their sex scene.
Smith is notorious for creating the most in-
genious comedic lines imaginable, and he fills
Zack and Miri with some of the dirtiest scenes
ever shown in a mainstream movie. Yet the
movie is still a romantic comedy at heart, and
Smith doesn’t forget that, even during a scene
featuring human excrement. The movie is equal
parts vulgarity and affection, making it the
sweet and sour candy of comedic genius. But
be forewarned: Zack and Miri Make a Porno is
essentially that—two people making a porno
film. Be prepared for some rough, tough, and
in some cases, just plain nasty sex scenes that
make the movie live up to its title.
—Hisham Kelati
chauffeur and follows him through the chaos.
Joker is a one-shot, which means that it doesn’t
directly relate to any continuity in the canonical
Batman timeline. One-shots are important for
comic book readers because they allow the art-
ist of a book to take an unexpected and some-
times experimental look at a character. In Joker,
the artist and writers are not constrained by the
events of the canon Batman universe and can
therefore take the story in any direction they
see fit.
In 2006, roughly the same time the film The
Dark Knight went into production, Azzarello
conceived the design concept for the Joker’s look
in Joker. This look happened to coincide with
that of Heath Ledger’s universally acclaimed
portrayal of the character in The Dark Knight.
However, according to Azzarello in an inter-
view with the online entertainment site IGN,
the resemblance was just a happy accident. The
coincidences don’t end there; both Jokers share
a mystery and menace previously unseen, with
many of the aspects that made Ledger’s Joker so
compelling present in the graphic novel.
In terms of the comic’s look and feel, Azza-
rello and Bermejo portray Gotham City and its
residents in a realistic manner similar to direc-
tor Christopher Nolan’s approach in Batman
Begins and The Dark Knight. The artwork is si-
multaneously gorgeous and surreal, with more
than a few pages produced in lavish, near-photo
splendour. The city, the characters, and the vio-
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The Haunting of
Molly Hartley Film d
THE HAUNTING OF Molly Hartley is the High dramatizing the events of this film as if it were
School Musical of horror films—it targets a teen- a bad television soap opera. This penchant for
age audience and is almost critic-proof. It’s per- melodrama is best exemplified in the main sub-
fectly tailored for its young audience and no one plot of the film; a trite, lifeless, Gossip Girl-style
else, so the reviews won’t really matter to the high-school drama that seems to exist only to
people who are determined to see it. satiate its target audience’s need for teen angst.
For everyone else who’s brave enough to watch The scares are relegated to obvious and re-
this film, they’ll probably perceive its writing, petitive jump-out-of-your-seat moments that
visual style, and act- require no skill to
ing to be among the produce. Nearly ev-
blandest things ever The scares are relegated ery character, at one
recorded on film. The to obvious and repetitive point or another,
plot trudges along in jump-out-of-your-seat moments. suddenly appears ei-
a Frankenstein’s mon- ther behind or beside
ster-like mélange of Molly, accompanied
other, better horror films. A teenage girl named by an orchestral sting. All the horror in this film
Molly Hartley (Haley Bennett) begins to have follows this template and winds up, ultimately,
vivid flashbacks to a young age when her mother just being an emotionally vacuous exercise in
tried to kill her. Molly’s mother believed that if jump-scares.
her daughter reached 18, she would then become This film isn’t nearly as bad as its deplorable
property of the Devil. Molly’s frequent, disturb- trailer made it out to be and will serve the needs
ing visions of her mother, and strange encounters of its young, intellectually developing audience.
at school and at home begin to convince her that For everyone else, the time spent watching this
her mother might have been right. film and the price of admission can both go
The plot of The Haunting of Molly Hartley is towards something more entertaining, like wa-
ludicrous at best, executed awkwardly by jump- terboarding or watching a family pet being au-
ing from scene to scene with no real continu- topsied.
ity. Director Mickey Liddell seems just fine with —Danyal Khoral
images courtesy Alliance Films
lence are all rough and realistic, but beautiful to
look at.
There can be many interpretations of the Jok-
er’s function in relation to Batman and Gotham
City. Azzarello’s Joker is a violent, discordant
metaphor for the abominable aspects of society.
The criminal characters in this novel continu-
ally refer to the Joker as a disease; they’re more
frightened of him than they are of Batman. Az-
zarello reinforces the idea that the Joker is more
a concept of corruption and evil than a man.
There are truly gruesome and brutal moments
in this story that make the Joker seem like the
stuff of nightmares.
Overall, Joker is an oddly subtle rumina-
tion about two men who are ideological oppo-
sites but almost require each other to survive.
The events in Joker could almost be a sequel to
The Dark Knight or could run concurrent to it.
While the film is an epic story involving many
characters and situations, the graphic novel only
has one focus—the Joker. The story allows the
reader to have private time with him; the novel
functions as almost a character study of the Jok-
er. It explores the nature of evil and our capacity
to empathize with a true psychopath.
Notably, Joker has an amazingly effective and
poignant ending that no fan of Batman or the
Joker should go without reading. This graphic
novel is an adult and intellectual take on the
character and should be read by everyone who
enjoyed The Dark Knight. illustration by Alex Martin
Nov. 6, 2008 ARTS 15
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David McClelland

Sports Nov. 6–Nov. 12, 2008

Sports Editor
sports@thefulcrum.ca

Gees can’t find gold in shootout

After winning semifinal,
women’s soccer team falls
to Laurier in gold medal
match
by David McClelland
and Anna Rocoski
Fulcrum Staff

AFTER OVER TWO hours of play,

the winner of the Ontario Univer-
sity Athletics (OUA) women’s soc-
cer gold medal was decided in mere
seconds.
With the battle between the Laurier
Golden Hawks and host Ottawa Gee-
Gees on Nov. 2 still deadlocked at 0-0
after 30 minutes of extra time, the
match was decided on penalty shots.
After each side scored three times,
second-year Laurier defender Sadie
Anderson stood under the lights at
Matt Anthony Field and drove a shot
into the corner of the net past Gee-
Gees goaltender Jess Charron, win-
ning her team the gold medal.
To get there, the Gee-Gees first had
to defeat the Brock Badgers in a semi-
final game on Nov. 1.
It was a tightly contested match, de-
cided in the 36th minute, when Gee-
Gees midfielder Catherine Scott took a
free kick in front of the Brock net. The
ball bounced around in front of the
goal until it was booted out of the pen- photo by Alex Martin
alty area, but Ottawa midfielder Élise Ottawa goalkeeper Jess Charron was perfect in 210 minutes of regular play, but was unable to hold off Laurier in a penalty shootout.
Desjardins connected with the ball to
score the only goal of the game. much as possible in Brock’s end and to the Hawks. “[Laurier] is a good Hawks 17-5, many of their strikes ei- unfortunate that we lost on [pen-
“The little team that could, that’s not give them those opportunities on squad. I thought the game was go- ther sailed wide of the net or seemed alties],” said midfielder Brittany
what we tell ourselves,” said Desjar- goal.” ing to be a bit more difficult than it to be targeted directly at Woeller. Harrison after the game. “We made
dins following the game, referring to Brock managed to create more was, but their back line held firm and While Charron was not as busy as her [Laurier] look pretty bad compared
the Gee-Gees relatively small stature chances in the second half, but the they were there when we tried to get counterpart, she was able to keep the to what they usually look like. We
compared to other OUA teams. “I Gees hard-working defence and solid through.” Hawks at bay when needed to main- got through a little bit, but they
mean we’re not the biggest team but goaltending from Jess Charron held Despite the loss, Ottawa domi- tain the tie. were pretty strong today so it was
we’ve got a lot of heart.” the Badgers off the scoreboard. nated throughout the game. During “I think we had one of our best tough.”
Althought the Gees maintained Despite maintaining their strong the first half, the Gee-Gees applied games of the year, and it’s unfortu-
possession for much of the first half, play into the final against Laurier the consistent pressure on the Hawks, nate we couldn’t finish it in [regu- As OUA finalists, the Gee-Gees will
the Badgers had several close chances next day, the Gee-Gees ended up fall- but were unable to score. Ottawa’s lation time],” said a disappointed now compete in the Canadian Inter-
in the Ottawa zone that were denied ing short of the gold medal. attacks were shut down by either Sarah Bullock, a third-year Gee-Gees university Sports championship hosted
by goalkeeper Jess Charron. “I think the first 45 minutes was Laurier’s tough defence or by goal- striker. “I think we had a lot of great by Trinity Western University in Ab-
“We knew Brock was a team that maybe the [single] best performance keeper Mal Woeller. At the opposite shots on net, we just had trouble fin- botsford, B.C. Nov. 6–9. In addition
liked to play very direct, so we tried to I’ve ever seen us play in a playoff end of the field, the Garnet and Grey ishing. Overall I’m happy with our to the Gee-Gees and Golden Hawks,
keep the ball out of our end. It was go- game. I thought our whole perfor- effectively slammed the door on the performance ... It sucks that we lost in the Trinity Western Spartans, Brock
ing to be a bit of a game of territory,” mance through the whole match was Hawks’ attack and prevented them [penalty shots], but what are you go- Badgers, Montreal Carabins, Victoria
explained Gee-Gees head coach Steve top class, [and] it’s a shame we didn’t from taking the ball deep into the ing to do?” Vikes, Dalhousie Tigers, and defending
Johnson following the game. “We carry that through in the penalties,” Ottawa zone. “We’re really happy with what we champions Cape Breton Capers will
wanted to play strong in this game as said Johnson shortly after the loss While the Gee-Gees outshot the have going into nationals, it’s just compete for the national title.
Bronze medal

Gold Medal

1 Ottawa
Semifinal

0 Brock
1 Brock 1 Laurier
1 Carleton 0 Carleton 0 Ottawa
3 Laurier
 Gees shock Gaels
Men’s football team downs
undefeated Queen’s team,
moves on to Yates Cup
by David McClelland
Fulcrum Staff

THE UNIVERSITY OF Ottawa Gee-Gees are

back in business. After tumbling to a 3-4 record
late in the regular season, the U of O’s men’s
football team has now won three straight games,
culminating in a dramatic 23-13 win over the
undefeated Queen’s Golden Gaels in an Ontario
University Athletics (OUA) semifinal game in
Kingston on Nov. 1.
The game paralleled last season’s semifinal, in
which the undefeated Gee-Gees had their prom-
ising season cut short by an underdog when they
lost 23-16 to the University of Western Ontario
Mustangs. This year, it was the Gee-Gees turn to
play the spoiler.
“I’m pretty emotional right now,” said Ottawa
head coach Denis Piché after the game, sur-
rounded by celebrating Gee-Gees. “What a year
this has been! These kids and the coaching staff,
they beat a very good football team.”
Ottawa struggled during the game’s opening
moments. Through much of the first quarter,
the two teams battled for field position, with
neither defence giving up much ground. Finally
with just over two minutes left in the opening
quarter, Gaels’ quarterback Dan Brannigan
tossed a 51-yard touchdown pass to receiver
Devan Sheahan to open the scoring. The Gaels photo by Frank Appleyard
then forced Ottawa to give up a single point on The Gee-Gees defence surrendered only one touchdown and a field goal to a renowned Golden Gaels offence.
the following kick-off to go up 8-0.
The Garnet and Grey then dug in and re- gether an awesome game plan. [Queen’s] didn’t lineup for the remainder of the playoffs. team is finally beginning to realize its potential.
sponded in the second quarter with a pair of come out and surprise us with really anything,” However, by that point the game was all “I’m just so happy for this win,” he said after
touchdowns from third-year running back Da- said fifth-year Gees linebacker Joe Barnes, who but over. The Ottawa defence kept the Gaels the game. “This is our team, what we’re supposed
vie Mason, who punched through the Queen’s added that the ability of the Ottawa coaching offence in check in the second half, with to be. We’re seeing it now, but it’s never too late.
defence with a couple of nard-nosed rushes. staff to adapt to Queen’s offence on the fly was Queen’s only tally coming from a safety off a This is where it matters. This is the Ottawa Gee-
Ottawa also added a field goal from kicker Matt integral in the Gees’ success. blocked punt deep in the Gee-Gees’ zone. The Gees that I saw at the beginning of the year.”
Falvo before halftime. On the other end of the Ottawa may have had the lead going into the Gees’ offence was able to add a pair of field
field, the Gee-Gees’ defence held strong and second half, but they were missing a key element— goals in the fourth quarter to bury the Gaels. The Gee-Gees will play in the OUA Yates Cup on
kept Queen’s to a single field goal in the quarter, Mason, who strained his hamstring late in the sec- The win qualifies Ottawa for the Yates Cup Nov. 8 against Western in London at TD Water-
securing a 17-11 lead going into halftime. ond quarter, sat out the rest of the game and Piché against Western on Nov. 8. house Stadium. The game will be broadcast on
“We worked hard all week; the coaches put to- indictated he is unlikely to return to the Ottawa Gee-Gees quarterback Josh Sacobie felt his The Score, with the kick-off at 1 p.m.

Dried fruit blues

Goji berries provide a new
and possibly very healthy
snack
by Anna Rocoski
Fulcrum Staff
TIRED OF CALIFORNIA raisins, cranber-
ries and apricots? Well don’t fret, there is an-
other dried berry on the market that is gaining
prominence in North America. Also known as
the wolfberry, the goji berry has a tangy and
sweet taste, looks like a red raisin, and may also
have health benefits.
“They are delicious, kind of like raisins if
you get them really fresh. They are quite sweet
in taste,” said Phillip Bosloy, manager of The
Wheat Berry, an organic food store located
at 206 Main St. in Ottawa. “They’re rich in
vitamins, minerals [and] amino acids, [and]
they’re one of the best known antioxidants
available, and they do enhance your immune
system function.”
Goji berries are native to China, where they
have been used for about 6,000 years by herbal-
ists in Chinese medicine.
Claudine Guiet, the coordinator of the peer
education and resource centre with Health
Promotions at the U of O, explains that in Chi-
nese culture, food is considered an im-
portant part of staying healthy.
“In all these traditions
people look at food as a
way to stay healthy
and prevent ail-
ment,” she said.
Guiet ex-
plained that the
herbalists in China
have used goji berries
for many purposes, believing they can
protect the liver, help eyesight, improve sex-
ual function and fertility, strengthen the legs,
boost immune function, improve circulation,
and promote longevity. However, there are few
clinical studies on humans, so most of these
benefits are unconfirmed.
Goji berries are available in dried fruit form
or juice form, but goji berry juice may not be as
pure as the actual berry itself, since the extract
is diluted. The berry contains seeds (which
carry essential fatty acids) that are sometimes
omitted during the juicing pro-
cess. So check the ingredi-
ent listing of the goji
berry juice before
purchasing to ensure
the whole berry is
being used.
Prices of goji berries
range depending on
the company distrib-
uting the berry, the quantity
being purchased, and the health
food store visited. Most health food
stores in Canada carry the dried fruit,
with prices tending to be about $10 per 100
grams. Goji juice with seeds is available at The
Wheat Berry for $55 per litre (an 18-day sup-
ply), while the dried fruit itself is also available
in bulk form.
Since the berry is relatively new to Western
culture, few scientific studies have been done
on it, and its potential health benefits are still
unconfirmed.
“In terms of the research that we have on
goji berries, it has only been tested on hu-
mans in two published studies, which means
nothing in the greater scheme of things,” said
Guiet.
Published studies have shown that cancer
patients taking goji berries tended to respond
better to treatment. The berries are also believed
to contain antioxidants, and may reduce the
growth of cancer cells, lower blood glucose, and
reduce cholesterol.
The goji berry is great for snacking on, mix-
ing with other fruit or yogurt, or as a cereal top-
ping. Though further clinical trials have yet to
be done, they are still a healthy snack, and worth
checking out if for no other reason than that
they’re delicious and make a new and interest-
ing snack.

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 Why we bother Gee-Gees unable to
to watch sports stop Martlets
by Tony von Richter emphasised in favour of more nega-
The Brunswickan tive coverage.
Then why do we support these
FREDERICTON (CUP) – I LOVE teams and athletes? If one of the pre-
SPORTS, and always have. For as long vailing opinions about sports is that
as I can remember, sports have been a it is filled with nothing but “punks
big part of my life. From first watch- and thugs” as Krause’s character says,
ing and playing them, to now writing then by spending time and money on
about and studying them, there has sports, aren’t we just encouraging this
never been a time when sports haven’t kind of behaviour?
been important to me. I don’t think that we are, and
Up until last week, though, I never that’s because the vast majority of
stopped to think why I consider sports people who are involved with sports
to be so important. On the surface, it are good people who just happen
seems absurd. Rather than focusing on to have their careers play out in the
things that have a direct effect on our public eye. We usually only hear
lives, sports fans spend an inordinate about the misbehaving athletes be-
amount of time watching people put a cause they are the exception to the
puck into a net or hit a ball with a stick. rule, and the nature of the media is
In fact, many of us will spend hun- to report on the extraordinary, not
dreds, if not thousands, of dollars for the everyday.
the privilege of watching other people If it’s not purely for entertainment,
exercise. and if it’s not be-
Why do we do cause we look up to
this? It can’t be the athletes, then
solely for the enter- why do we invest
tainment value, as so much time into
there are hundreds sports?
of other forms of en- As long as there It’s human na-
tertainment that are
cheaper and easier have been people ture.
That may seem
to access. there has been like an outrageous
Is it because we statement, but as
look up to the ath- some form of sport long as there have
letes and individu- or athletic been people there
als involved in the has been some
games? Somehow, competition. form of sport or
photo by Alex Smyth
I doubt that’s it. athletic competi-
Despite putting the puck into McGill’s net four times, the Gee-Gees weren’t able to beat a strong Martlets team.
More often than tion. Whether it’s
not, these days we’re in organized events “We were playing against the team on Audet in only 10 minutes. This
confronted with or simple play be- that won the national championship flurry of goals brought the final score
stories of athletes tween children, last year and we expected them to to 6-4 and extended the Martlets’
acting out and not behaving as public there are elements of sports such
Women’s hockey be tough,” she said after the game. “I winning streak against Ottawa.
figures should. as our competetiveness and natural
Sometimes when watching or read- drive for success that are ingrained,
loses 13th straight think we came out a little bit tentative
because of that and just a little too
While Coolidge agreed that
McGill’s sixth goal was hard earned,
ing current sports coverage, I wonder and sports are how we exercise these
if we’re really covering sports at all, elements of our personalities.
game to Martlets tense.”
The Gee-Gees turned the game
she was upset that their fifth goal was
allowed to stand.
and I’m reminded of a quote from Since sports have always played an around in the second period, as Au- “Their fifth goal was on a net drive
Aaron Sorkin’s fictional TV show, important role in human society, it by Megan O’Meara det blocked all of McGill’s shots while that I think should have been an of-
Sports Night. really bothers me when people mar- Fulcrum Staff Ottawa tallied two goals to tie the fensive charge,” said Coolidge. “I
“Look, I got into this ‘cause I liked ginalize sports. In the grand scheme game at 3-3. The first goal belonged wasn’t happy with the fact that a pen-
getting people to like sports. And I’ve of things, of course sports aren’t as THE GEE-GEES WOMEN’S hockey to forward Joelle Charlebois, and was alty wasn’t called on the play.”
turned into a PR man for punks and important as things like national team played one of their most intense followed quickly by forward Jodi Re- Pouliot felt that her team needed to
thugs. Any atrocity, no matter how defence and health-care issues. But games of the season against McGill inholcz’s game-tying goal. come out stronger against McGill, but
ridiculous or hideous or childish, it we are far too quick to dismiss the on Nov. 1 at the Sports Complex are- The beginning of the third period believed they have a real chance at de-
doesn’t matter. I make it sports.” importance of sports in our society. na. In a game highlighted by 10 goals featured Kayla Hottot taking the lead feating them in future matchups.
That quote from actor Peter This attitude can sometimes be seen scored and several lead changes, the for Ottawa, getting the puck past “I think we need to play harder
Krause’s character was first broadcast in sports media, and I think it comes Gee-Gees ultimately fell 6-4 to the Smith less than three minutes into against them because they are ranked
10 years ago last month—and if any- from a desire to be seen as not taking McGill Martlets. the period. With Martlets’ star goalie number one, but now we know that
thing, the state of the sports world has ourselves too seriously, as we realize McGill dominated the first period, Charline Labonté away at a Canadian we can beat them because it was a
only worsened. there are more important issues than scoring twice before Ottawa could national team training camp, it seemed close game,” she said. “That was one of
Instead of stories about thrilling sports in the world. However, sports respond when forward Erika Pouliot the Gee-Gees could finally break their the best games we played this year.”
come-from-behind victories and tales are a much larger part of our culture scored the Gee-Gees’ first goal of 13-game losing streak against McGill, Despite the loss, Coolidge was sat-
of late round draft picks overcom- than often believed. It’s time to stop the game with a fierce shot that beat which dates back to the 2007-08 sea- isfied with her team’s performance.
ing the odds and becoming all-stars, pretending that sports don’t matter. McGill goaltender Gabrielle Smith. son. “Jessika Audet played a real solid
we’re presented with stories about They do. As long as we keep them in Before the period ended, the Mar- Hottot said after the game that game for us in net,” she said. “At the
athletes being convicted of assault or perspective, we should celebrate the tlets answered back with forward they were determined to show McGill end of the game I was really proud of
other crimes. Sure there are stories good parts of sports and give them Vanessa Davidson sending a slap- what they could do. how our team competed and how we
of athletes donating to charities and the proper respect and attention they shot past Ottawa goaltender Jessika “We wanted to prove to them that fought back.”
similar things, but they tend to be de- deserve. Audet, leaving the Martlets with a we were a lot better than we have been
two-goal lead at the end of the first in the past, and that we were going to The Gee-Gees sit in second place in
Watching football—good. period. give them a run for their money this the QSSF with a 3-1-1 record. They
Watching football, soccer, basketball, Gee-Gees head coach Shelley year,” she said. next play on Nov. 8, when they host
or hockey live, for free—better. Coolidge reasoned that her team’s At the end of the third period, the the Concordia Stingers at 2 p.m. at the
hesitant start was a result of the Mar- Martlets fought hard to bury the Gee- Sports Complex arena. Tickets are $4
volunteer@thefulcrum.ca tlets’ reputation. Gees, managing to score three goals for students.

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Lighting the lamp

Shootout an unfortunate way to end game

David McClelland
Sports Editor
IMAGINE YOU’RE WRITING a final exam
worth 60 per cent of your grade, but you and
several of your classmates are unable to finish
before the time is up. The professor then pro-
ceeds to award an A+ to the first person who can
shout out the answer to a question asked aloud,
while the rest of you get a failing grade. Sound
arbitrary and an unfair test of your skills? Well,
that’s kind of like what ending a championship
soccer game on penalty shots is like.
On Nov. 2, I was a (very cold) witness to the
Ontario University Athletics women’s soccer
gold medal match between the Ottawa Gee-
Gees and the Laurier Golden Hawks, hosted
here at Matt Anthony Field. As you can read on
pg. 16 of this issue, the Gees lost the match in a
shootout. But it was a game Ottawa should have
won. The Garnet and Grey outplayed the Hawks
throughout the game, and it was only solid
goalkeeping and defending that kept the game
scoreless until the end of the extra time.
And then, suddenly, jarringly, the game is in
penalty shots. The ball is placed 12 yards from
the net, the goalkeeper is forced to guess what
the shooter is going to do and, more often than
not at the university level, the ball ends up in the
back of the net.
Soccer isn’t the only sport to decide games
on a penalty shootout, as the National Hockey
League has received wide criticism for its intro-
duction of the shootout as a tiebreaker in regu-
lar season games, but it somehow seems more
out of place in a soccer match. While hockey
tends to feature sudden changes of momentum
and bursts of individual effort on a regular basis,
soccer is all about building and shifting momen-
tum as a team. Plays are pieced together intri-
cately, working their way from one end of the
field to the other, usually as a string of quick,
accurate passes, that, if done right, culminate in
a shot on goal.
The penalty shot is the antithesis of a typi-
cal soccer play. It’s quick and immediate, and
doesn’t reward teams for the skills that build a
otherwise strong soccer team. Goalkeepers, es-
pecially, are hung out to dry as all they can do is
guess where the shooter will try to put the ball
and hope that they guessed right.
The shootout is also an emotional letdown. It
was obvious that the Gee-Gees were crushed by
the fact that they had played an excellent game
but lost due to what essentially boiled down to
bad luck. And as a fan, such an ending feels an-
ticlimactic, with none of the payoff that comes
from watching a well-executed goal during a
match. Even if Ottawa had won, it would have
been unfulfilling, as it simply would have meant
luck was on the Gees’ side.
Unfortunately, there’s no effective solution for
the penalty shootout in soccer. Many matches
would drag on for hours upon hours if there
weren’t a strictly enforced end time, and there
aren’t really any less arbitrary ways of deciding a
winner. Regardless, a shootout is a poor way to
end what may otherwise be a terrific match, and
to lose in a shootout as the Gee-Gees did is a fate
I wouldn’t wish upon any team.
The bottom line is that the Gee-Gees played
a fantastic game and should not beb blamed for
not winning the gold medal. They’ve built an
extremely strong team, and one that should be
able to compete with the best Canada has to of-
fer at nationals this weekend. The shootout was
a bad way to cap off the gold medal game, but
one that should not be dwelled upon.
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Around the horn
Three varsity teams travel to U.S. second period but were unable to catch the
steelin’ ur for exhibition games Raiders.
—David McClelland
ON OCT. 31 and Nov. 1, three Gee-Gees var-
news sity teams—the men’s basketball, women’s bas-
ketball, and men’s hockey teams—travelled to
Women’s volleyball
sweeps Lakehead
the United States to take on several National
t h Collegiate Athletic Association Division Two THE GEE-GEES WOMEN’S volleyball team
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teams.
On the evening of Oct. 31, the women’s
basketball team posted a 55-51 win over the
Cortland Red Dragons, led by a 14-point
game from third-year point guard Melina
Sunday, November 9, 2008 Wishart. The following day, the Gee-Gees
were unable to top the Le Moyne Dolphins,
10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. losing 55-36.
The men’s basketball team faced off against
Fairmont Chateau Laurier the Providence Friars on Nov. 1. The Gee-
Gees had trouble matching the Friars, falling
Admission $7.00 by a score of 85-55. A highlight for Ottawa was
rookie guard Warren Ward, who had 13 points
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a donation at the sale. the Colgate Raiders, and lost 6-3. The Gee-
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fourth goal later in the period. Scoring three
goals, the team attempted a comeback in the
earned a pair of wins against the Lakehead
Thunderwolves in Thunder Bay Nov. 1–2.
Ottawa won in straight sets on Nov. 1,
downing the Thunderwolves 25-21, 25-20, and
25-18. With nine kills and 18 digs, fifth-year
left-side hitter Karine Gagnon was a highlight
for the Gees.
The Gee-Gees dominated Lakehead again
the next day, winning in straight sets but by
a wider margin. Third-year middle Aminata
Diallo had eight kills and 11 digs leading t to
Gee-Gees to scores of 25-15, 25-15, and 25-
23.
With the wins, the Gee-Gees opened up a
six-point lead in the Ontario University Ath-
letics East division over the second-place To-
ronto Varsity Blues. The team plays next on
Nov. 8, when they visit the McMaster Maraud-
ers.
—David McClelland

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Michael Olender

Opinion Nov. 6–12, 2008

Executive Editor
executive@thefulcrum.ca

“When I grow up, I want to be...”

by Anna Coutts
Fulcrum Contributor
“WHAT DO YOU want to be when you grow
up?” In kindergarten, the answer to this ques-
tion seemed so simple. Firefighter, doctor,
teacher: these were just some of the simple an-
swers we had.
By the time age 18 comes around, this ques-
tion is the bane of students’ existence. As uni-
versity application deadlines draw nearer, every
student begins pondering what they really want
to do with their life. Unfortunately, this dilemma
doesn’t disappear with an admission offer; even
in university, most students still don’t know
what they want out of life.
I know choosing a career isn’t easy. It took
me over 20 years and several in-school program
switches to finally figure out what I wanted to
do with my life. However, my years of indecision
and confusion have taught me several things.
The most important thing I’ve learned is that
in order to figure out what you want to be, you
first need to find out what you can be. Even in
university, most of us still think of careers with
kindergarten simplicity—we all still want to be
teachers, doctors, or firefighters.
Whether you ask a counsellor or surf the
Web, make sure you spend some time research-
ing what is out there. There are likely thousands
of jobs in the world you’ve never heard of, and
one of them just might be perfect for you. The
more jobs you know about, the more likely you
will be able to find your dream job.
I learned the hard way. I didn’t research any-
thing; I just went with what I knew. When I
applied to university, I was still thinking with
kindergarten simplicity. I only knew of a few
schools and a few programs. I bounced around
from psychology to media to English before I
ended up in my current program, educational
counselling. I’d never even heard of it when
I started university; if I had, I probably would
have applied to it years ago. I was limited in my
knowledge of my career options, and this lim-
ited me in my education.
The second significant lesson I’ve learned is
that you shouldn’t feel pressured to choose your
career overnight. If you don’t know which career
you’re gunning for, or are in a program you don’t
think is right for you, don’t forget that there’s
nothing wrong with taking some time off from
school to experience the world and figure out
what you want to do. Don’t be afraid to switch
programs or take a break from school. It could
save you time, money, and unnecessary stress.
In high school I excelled in and enjoyed all
of my classes, so when it came time to choose
a career path, I was torn. I had no idea what I
wanted to do with my life, but I decided to go to
university anyway. I thought it was “the thing to
do” and I felt pressured to start a post-secondary
education as soon as I finished high school.
The end result? I switched majors three times
and still graduated with an undergraduate de-
gree I didn’t really want. I spent thousands of
dollars on an education I wasn’t really interested
in rather than taking some extra time to work
or volunteer and figure out what I really wanted
to do.
Like many other people, I had it in my head
that I had to finish school quickly and get a start
on “real life”. The problem is that rushing into
“real life” without an idea of what kind of job
you want doesn’t really save you any time.
While sometimes it might work out for the
best, many people who rush into school or force
themselves through a program end up feeling
miserable and going back to school for anoth-
er degree. I pushed myself through an English
degree just because I felt I should finish it and
didn’t want to stay in school any longer. And just
like a lot of my friends, I ended up going back
to school anyway. I realized that avoiding an ex-
illustration by Amlake T-Digaf
tra year of school or trying to save a few bucks
isn’t worth it if it means spending your life doing wasn’t the field for me. Even if you’re pretty sure it’s easier to sort out what you want to do with
something you hate. you know what kind of career you want, make your education. While it may sound ridiculous,
Another important thing I learned on my the effort to get some work to make sure it’s really I swear by this trick. After I graduated with a
journey of self-discovery was the importance of the job for you. If you just base your decisions on degree I wasn’t interested in, I wrote up a list
gaining real-life work experience. If you aren’t school, you might discover that while you loved like this to help me figure out my future. Sort-
sure what you want to do, try working in the field the classes, you hate the reality. ing my thoughts on paper forced me to really
you’re considering a career in. Even if you can’t The last tidbit of advice I can offer is this: look at what I wanted out of life. It offered me
get a job, it’s worthwhile to job shadow, take on make a list of your values and goals. It may clarity I’d never been able to find before.
an internship, or volunteer to get a taste for your sound silly, but a little list can go a long way. It’s So if you’re having trouble choosing a ca-
potential career. I also learned this lesson the a great way to organize your thoughts. Start by reer, hopefully you can learn from my mistakes
hard way. While I loved all the media courses I listing and ranking your goals in life. Then, list and save yourself some of the stress, time, and
took during my undergraduate degree, it wasn’t all of your interests and cross-reference them money I lost while struggling to figure out what
until I actually worked in media that I realized it with your goals. Once you put it all on paper, I wanted to be when I grew up.

there is the ‘Hollywood’ (someone going to earn high marks if you are ate the small things around me like

HECKLES: who must have millions of friends

because their cell phone is glued to
always distracted and really, if you
need to bring a distraction to class,
the environment changing as the
seasons shift. Actually speaking face

Bursting the campus

their ear constantly) and the ‘ghetto you probably shouldn’t be registered to face with friends was quite inter-
blaster’ (someone whose iPod is so in the first place. esting. I appreciated taking time to
loud that everyone around them Before I step down from my soap- myself without being caught up in

technology bubble
by Anna Rocoski
Fulcrum Staff
LEAVING THE COZY confinements
of home, the typical University of Ot-
tawa student wedges ear buds in his
or her ear canals and a cell phone in
in their back pocket, effectively seal-
ing the technology bubble shut.
A technology bubble can be defined
as the world in which all that matters
to a person is their electronic devices.
Cut off from reality (and other bub-
bles), the person’s life is dictated by
technology to a fault; in the context
of campus, that fault is disrupting the
educational environment and alienat-
ing other students.
In any class, it isn’t difficult to
witness someone stuck in a tech
bubble. There is the ‘sloucher’
(someone slouched in perfect tex-
ting position, texting productively
for the duration of class), the ‘ringer’
(a cell phone blares the latest Brit-
ney Spears song in the midst of a
class—never gets old), and the ‘not-
much-of-a-sneak’ (someone trying
to hide their ear-bud wires under
a bulky sweater). Outside of class,
starts to sing). I know it’s going to
be hard, but U of O students have
got to burst the bubble.
When on campus, students are
in a learning environment. Maybe
some are good at multi-tasking be-
tween taking good notes, texting,
and listening to music. But for most,
constantly switching between ear
buds, cell phone, and ballpoint pen
threatens a sound education; not just
for themselves but also the students
around them. Many professors do
not use PowerPoint and expect stu-
dents to devote their full attention
to lectures and take comprehensive
notes. The typical student brings
their bubble to class and distracts
others who come to learn. You aren’t
box, I want to explain that I used to be
a victim of the bubble. Mine popped
when I lost my cell phone and forgot
to charge my iPod. I was no longer
permanently connected to my friends
and family and I waited for my bus
uncomfortably staring at the ground
with no music and no one to call or
text. I had no idea what to do—I felt
completely exposed. Lots of other
students on campus were bopping
around in their tech bubbles; why did
mine have to pop?
It only took a few days to get ac-
customed to life outside of the
bubble. It really isn’t that bad to
wait around or walk around campus
without something assaulting your
ears constantly. I began to appreci-
someone else’s drama. Without a cell
phone, I had to make more concrete
plans with people since they had no
way of contacting me once I left the
house. Work and volunteering would
contact me via email or by home
phone. I would deal with things
when I wanted to and I still meet my
deadlines. I began to feel more and
more as if technology was no longer
dictating my life.
So try it. Ditch the cell phone and
leave the iPod at home. Slow down
and take things as they come. School
brings enough stress, so don’t bother
bringing additional baggage that will
just add to it. As a student, education
should come first—the world can
wait.
 Finding what drives you
ercise as per the professor’s instruc-
tions, with the intention of pleasing
Dear first-years: him and entertaining my classmates.
But when it came time to discuss
postponing university what I had done, I had nothing to
say, and was unable to fully wrap
could enrich your my head around the purpose of the
educational exercise. By working so hard to sat-
isfy the professor without asking the
experience right questions, I wasn’t being true to
myself; a disservice to the reasoning
by Nigel Smith behind the exercise and my educa-
Fulcrum Staff tion in general.
Presumably I grew throughout the
I WAS 17 when I first began work- four years, gaining a clearer and surer
ing towards my bachelor of fine arts sense of self by my final year of stud-
in 2001. Back then I was the puppy in ies. My professors took note of the
class, but nowadays that tender age is change, expressing surprise at my ad-
common amongst first-year students. vancement in regards to confidence
The age of enrollment decreased in on stage. I had grown to understand
2002 when Ontario abolished grade the techniques developed throughout
13—a grade I never completed. Hav- the four years, realizing what worked
ing earned my high school diploma in best for me and what didn’t. However,
Switzerland, I got a head start on my though my final year came as a revela-
formal education. You could say I was tion of sorts, the first few years of the
lucky, but I would beg to differ. journey were tough ones; years that
At a university in British Colum- could have been easier, richer, and
bia, my year was composed mostly of fuller had I immersed myself more
students aged 19–25. I was majoring in my program along the way. The
in acting. The majority of my classes elder students in my class, who had
took place in the Theatre School, come into the program with a greater
a building separate from the main sense of self, left the program further
campus. It was hard- enriched. I, on the
ly your regular uni- The time after other hand, began
versity atmosphere. graduating from high my studies in a state
illustration by Amlake T-Digaf
Being a conservatory
program, our class
school should be used of elation, which
soon withered when too long you’ll end up never apply-
was limited to 30 to feel out every I came to terms with ing? In our bustling society, there’s an
students. Although available option and the fact that I felt innate fear of taking the time needed
I was young, I felt a lost amongst such to reflect. Think back to your time in
sense of entitlement,
toy with all the strong individuals. high school. In the confined nature
having been hand- bustling ideas in your Being too young of most high schools, many students
picked along with head. and not ready to don’t graduate with a true sense of
my fellow classmates fully appreciate the
following a lengthy audition process. fact that I was getting a high level of
We considered ourselves to be the education, I unconsciously squan-
identity. Without truly knowing one’s
self and one’s passions, why would
someone begin forging the path to-
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Distractions
Dear Di If you have a question for Di,
e-mail deardi@thefulcrum.ca.
Dear Di,
I was inspired by last week’s ran-
dom-sex in the library question. Tell
me, how can I increase my chances
of random sex with my boyfriend?
We’ve been dating for almost three
years, and everything about our
relationship is great, except for the
sex. Every week we do it on the same
day, at the same time, and in the
same positions. It’s getting harder
and harder to find the energy for it.
What should we do?
—A Clockwork Girlfriend
Dear ACG,
Sex is as mental as it is physical. It’s
all about state of mind, and it sounds
like both yours and your man’s need
to change. Remember that while sex
is an integral part of your relation-
ship, it should never be as dreaded
(or as pre-planned) as your weekly
chores. Unlike housekeeping, boy-
friends don’t have to be done accord-
ing to a schedule, so don’t have sex for
the sake of having sex. A change in at-
titude can really kickstart the coitus,
and it might as well start with you,
ACG. It sounds like there is a discon-
nection between you and your man;
it seems that you two are caught up
with other things, bored with sex, or
just plain tired of each other. So I want
you to talk about fantasies and desires
and facilitate unspoken communica-
tion like eye contact and certain ways
of touching, which will increase the
energy between the two of you. The
better you both get at being present in
that moment—enjoying the sense of
intimacy, paying attention to authen-
tic reactions, playing off each other’s
signals like breathing and shivers, and
really exciting each other—the better
your chances of fucking like bunnies.
After you two have worked on your
attitudes, tell him to take time off
work and have lunch-break sex on the
balcony. Halloween costumes are offi-
cially on sale, so buy a sexy cop outfit
complete with handcuffs. Have sex
when your boyfriend is least expect-
ing it, like in changerooms. Watch
TV in your lingerie. Build up antici-
pation with notes around the house
mentioning how much you want to
suck his cock. Talk to him about sex
and during sex in new ways. All of
this should encourage him to think
about the relationship and how he
acts. I also want you to consider this:
does it always have to end in sex?
Love,
Di
The Thryllabus needs lots of events to remain so thrilling.
Email features@thefulcrum.ca with suggestions.
Last week, I was
stumped by a question
on random hookups and didn’t
want to give a half-assed reply. I
decided to appeal to my readers for
a little bit of help. This was the ques-
tion:
Dear Di,
My friend told me he got a blow
job behind one of the stacks in the
Morriset Library by a girl that se-
duced him while he was studying.
I’m so jealous! Is there any way that
I can improve my chances of hav-
ing random sex with strangers? Or
do you just have to be really fucking
hot?
—Wanting Fifth-Floor Fun
For shame, dear readers. Like any func-
tioning relationship, there needs to be
some give and take for the relation-
ship to flourish. Unfortunately, after
presenting this question to readers last
week, I only received a single reply:
Yo first of all, let me say that it is
pretty much impossible to swing that
kind of ‘exchange’ without having a
hot body (any ab flab and you can
forget it!), however that’s not the only
ingredient. Let me put it succinctly,
you’ve got to ‘work it’. Confident poise
and eye contact are among the lead-
ing causes of women to make bad de-
cisions! I’d say try to fish out someone
who looks bored and take an avid
interest, then ask for help with some-
thing and lead them into a dark cor-
ner. Best case scenario? Oral. Worst
case? Sore cheek.
So, WFFF, I’ll explain to you what
I’ve been ruminating about all week:
Confidence, eye contact, and even the
results of sheer boredom could affect
your chances of randomly hooking up
with strangers, but all that is as futile
as betting on the Ottawa Senators—
there is no way to predict what’s going
to happen. People feel and act differ-
ently in various situations, so changing
yourself to increase your chances of
random sexual encounters is impos-
sible. All you can do is groom yourself,
smell great, be yourself, and hope for
unrestrained horniness. Or you could
keep the library hook-up a fantasy
and avoid the risk of contracting STIs.
Happy studying!
Love,
Di
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Sarah Leavitt
Nov. 6–12, 2008
Features Editor
features@thefulcrum.ca
Thryllabus
Thursday, Nov. 6
Mexican cinema: Frida, naturaleza
viva. 7 p.m. Arts Hall.
Room 257. Free.
Speaker: Jennie E. Burnet. “Sorting
and Suffering: Gender, Ethnicity, and
Social Classification in Post-Geno-
cide Rwanda.” 1 p.m. Desmarais
Hall. Room 3120. Free.
Friday, Nov. 7
The Sexuality Team presents
the film: Three Hearts:
A Postmodern story. 6 p.m.
Unicentre. Alumni Auditorium.
Free.
Hock and Rock: Men’s hockey
game followed by a Grace Over
Diamonds concert. 7 p.m. Sports
Complex. $5 ticket pickup at
sudoku answers on p. 19
Morisset 006.
Saturday, Nov. 8
Word search by Virginia Raynec (CUP)
Women’s hockey: Ottawa vs.
Concordia. 2 p.m. Sports Complex.
Students $4.
New Ottawa Repertory Theatre
presents: Fires in the Mirror. 7 p.m.
Ottawa School of Speech and Drama.
294 Picton Ave. Students $15.
Sunday, Nov. 9
Learn-to-meditate workshop.
2 p.m. Arts Hall. Room 257. Call
613-791-5793 to reserve a seat. Free.
Concert: Trio Hochelaga. 3 p.m.
Tabaret Hall. Room 112. Students $5.
Monday, Nov. 10
Concert: Generation 2008. 8 p.m.
Dominion-Chalmers United Church.
355 Cooper St.
Voluntary contribution.
Tuesday, Nov. 11
CDN4700: Les francophonies
canadiennes presents the film:
Deux voix en un echo. 5:30 p.m.
Lamoureux Hall. Room 271. Free.
Wednesday, Nov. 12
Anonymous rapid HIV testing.
9:30 a.m.–2 p.m.
Unicentre. Room 203. Free.
Chinese cinema: Introduction of
Chinese Opera. 7 p.m. Fauteux Hall.
Room 147A. Free.
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WHETHER YOU LOVE or hate
The necessity
of independent voices
the goals of the recently launched
Smoke Free Campus campaign, you
have to give organizers Ryan Ken-
nery, Sarah Burke, and company
respect. The independently run
campaign to limit the use and sale
of tobacco on campus is proof that
legitimate campaigns don’t neces-
sarily need the backing of an influ-
ential student association to gain
traction among students and affect
change on campus.
Campaigns at the University of
Ottawa are typically the domain of
the Student Federation of the Uni-
versity of Ottawa (SFUO), as cam-
paign ideas are floated by the SFUO
Campaigns Committee, and are
carried out by the committee, SFUO
campaign staff, and volunteers.
According the SFUO’s website,
the only current SFUO campaign is
the Drop Fees campaign, while re-
cent initiatives have urged students
to Stop the Security and Prosperity
Partnership, Vote Mixed-Member
Proportional, and speak out to im-
prove the conditions in First Nations
communities. Such campaigns are
undeniably expensive—over $30,000
has been committed to Drop Fees—
and extremely labour-intensive to
run effectively. While it’s under-
standable that given these costs only
a handful of student-funded cam- illustration by Devin A. Beauregard
paigns can reasonably occur in a giv-
en year, there are nevertheless many Smoke-Free Campus campaign is referendum question being posed Perhaps you don’t agree with
student views and convictions that proof that beyond the complaints to undergraduate U of O students. the Smoke Free Campus campaign.
do not receive SFUO endorsement. and democratic inadequacies, ac- Given this historic context, the Perhaps you just don’t think its goal
Enter the non-SFUO campaign. tion is possible. The voiceless can be Smoke Free Campus campaign’s is realistic. Regardless, the fact re-
The value of independent cam- heard in a meaningful way. goal is even more ambitious. De- mains that organizers have admi-
paigns cannot be understated. While The Smoke Free Campus cam- spite their prolonged absence, non- rably taken it upon themselves to
any undergraduate student has the paign has the potential for signifi- SFUO campaigns meet a vital need advocate for change without seek-
opportunity to attend SFUO Cam- cant ramifications for the U of O in on-campus democracy, as they ing the SFUO’s stamp, and the addi-
paigns Committee meetings and community. If the organizers can give students on the periphery of tion of their voices to the oft-tiring
pitch their ideas, there is no guaran- get 1,500 signatures on a petition, student government an opportunity din of top-down student politics on
tee that the committee will approve undergraduate students will have to legitimately affect change free campus is refreshing.
the concepts, thus relegating the the opportunity to decide during from the constraints of bureaucracy If the Smoke Free Campus cam-
proposed campaigns to the dustbin a February referendum whether or the brick wall of student leaders paign achieves nothing else, let it be
of history. This process—which is a or not the SFUO should adopt the representing opposite views. While to prove that any student with any
much-improved system implement- ideals of the campaign: to restrict running a campaign with the budget idea is capable of making waves on
ed this year—can still leave deter- smoking on campus to designated of Drop Fees campaign is obviously campus. For those who frequently
mined students feeling marginalized areas, and to ban tobacco sales from unrealistic, the Smoke Free Campus complain about this campus’ stu-
where their ideals and convictions SFUO businesses. campaign has proven that it is pos- dent leaders and their work, con-
are concerned. Every year, students Last year’s SFUO election ballot sible to reach students without a de- sider following this campaign’s
opine that for various reasons the included two referendum questions pendency on deep pockets. Instead, lead, and putting the energy spent
SFUO doesn’t properly represent and a plebiscite, all directly result- the organizers have reached U of O bemoaning the system into chang-
them, or that the on-campus demo- ing from SFUO work throughout students through well-planned pos- ing it.
cratic system bars input from all but the year. In recent memory, no in- tering, Facebook, and simple deter-
the student leaders themselves. The dependent campaign has led to a mination. editor@thefulcrum.ca

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