Killing English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling

Cigarette... ? "
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up ThePaper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm GoingOut Of The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MYBACK.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The BackBenches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will BeFallen Down.
....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon WhenThe Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switc
hThe Fan On, But There Was Some Problem.And Then She Said " Why Is Fan NotOning"
(Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... WriteDown Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal IsRevolving Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I AmMadhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'llHANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALKAGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us..."My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry MyDa
ughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents EspeciallyMother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The MonkeysOutside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My FriendWrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. YouU
nderstand. Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, TheTeacher Told The Noisy Class.. "KeepQuie
t, The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So LoudlyI Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students:Don't SpitOutside, The Understand
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Female Brain or a Male Brain - TEST

Well do you have a male brain or a
female brain?
Check this...!
This is called the quick eye exam!
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
Try this its actually quite good. But
don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the
following text in 15 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEAR
Managed
it?

Scroll down only after you have

counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You r definitely male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The
reasoning is ...
The MALE brain cannot process the
word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the
first go has a brain of a Female
You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl
near you to work it out...