FADE IN:

A Star Wars-like title crawl heads to infinity: "Wishology: Episode III.

When we last left Timmy Turner he jumped into the Darkness. Okay!
Now let's move on with the story..."

PAN DOWN from the star field as the sky turns to morning light and we
settle on TIMMY'S HOUSE.

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - MORNING

TIMMY is <SNORING> away and talking in his sleep.

TIMMY
Chosen..Thunder..Weenies..DARKNESS!

He wakes up with a <SNORT> and a jolt. HIS FAIRIES poof in.

WANDA
Look Cosmo, Timmy's okay!

COSMO
Let's celebrate!

Poof! Cosmo wishes up a huge party. Big speakers <THUMP!> A DISCO

BALL shines, a DJ spins, ABE LINCOLN dances (Britney Britney, Pink
Elephants, etc.). Wanda covers Poof's ears.

COSMO (CONT'D)
(shouting) TOO BUMPIN'?

Cosmo poofs away the party.

TIMMY
Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I just had an
awesome dream! I was on some blue
moon with my friends, parents and you
guys, and I kissed Trixie and jumped into
the Darkness. And I kissed Trixie. Good
dream.

WANDA
That wasn't a dream, Timmy! You did
jump into the Darkness and defeated it
once and for all.
 TIMMY
I defeated the Darkness? But I don't
remember anything after kissing Trixie. I
did kiss Trixie, didn't I?

COSMO
I'll say! A big squishy one! It was kinda
gross.

WANDA
Then you jumped into the Darkness and
your Chosen One powers caused it to
explode.

COSMO
Or maybe it was your body odor. Here, I'll
show you.

Cosmo sniffs Timmy's pits and then <EXPLODES HIMSELF!>

(NOTE: Throughout this scene there are small pzzaps and skips with
characters and props that are not Timmy. It's not too noticeable.
Timmy doesn't really pick up on anything.)

WANDA
Either way, you're a hero, Timmy! Jorgen
erased everyone's memory, and the
universe is back to normal.

TIMMY
And that's how I want it. "Normal." No
more magic. No more super action
double danger super wishes.

COSMO
Ha ha! I get it! A little Chosen One
humor. Good one. But seriously - what is
your next super action wish -- king of
your own ape island?!

POOF! Timmy's room is now A JUNGLE FILLED APE ISLAND with APES.
An ape <PUMMELS> Timmy into his bed.

COSMO (CONT'D)
Too bumpin'?

Wanda poofs it all away.

 TIMMY
No. I'm serious! Guys, after this whole
adventure all I want is a typical normal
day. Where evil robots don't try and
eliminate me when someone shouts
TIMMY TURNER!

Timmy jumps under the bed and peeks out. Nothing.

WANDA
Your wish is our command!

Timmy jumps out from under the bed.

TIMMY
I wish I had the most normal day ever!

"Normal" Poof to -

INT. KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy busts in the door.

TIMMY
Now I'm looking forward to a nice normal
breakfast from my Mom.

Mom turns from the stove - she looks horrifyingly tired.

MOM
Ahhhle-larg-glog....

TIMMY
Ahhhh!

Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, as SALT/PEPPER/NAPKIN HOLDERS, all react.

Mom shuffles to the MICROWAVE.

COSMO
Well, that's what your Mom "normally"
looks like in the morning.

WANDA
You had an automatic 7AM "Maternal
Make-Over Wish" wish because you're
mom is not a morning person.
Mom places a steaming pile of GOD KNOWS WHAT on the table.

MOM
Slarbar, blobbin...

Cosmo smells it and <EXPLODES!>

WANDA
Want some eggs and sausage, Sweetie?
Just say the word.

TIMMY
Nope. I can do this. I love my "normal"
day.

Timmy scoops up some of the bile and <EATS.>

TIMMY (CONT'D)
(through gritted teeth)
Mmm... normal.

DAD (O.S.)
Oh Timmy!

Dad barges in. He waves TWO GOLDEN TICKETS in the air.

DAD (CONT'D)
Guess what?! I just got two golden
tickets for the Father/Son Crimson Chin
convention!

TIMMY
Awesome!
(realizing, to Wanda)
Wait a minute, this is normal Dad, right?

DAD
But you have school today, so your Mom
and I are going to have a blast without
you!
(sees Mom; girlish scream)
Ahhhhhh!
(back to Timmy)
Meanwhile you'll need somebody to
watch you until the bus gets here.

TIMMY
(scared) Oh no.
He opens the door. VICKY arrives and Mom and Dad exit.

VICKY
Ready to play dodge ball, Twerp! I
couldn't find a ball, so we'll play with
these flesh eating wolverines!

Vicky holds out TWO WOLVERINES and <LAUGHS!>

INT. SCHOOL - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy is a scarred, chewed up mess with two wolverines still stuck to

his butt and upper arm. KIDS point and <LAUGH!>

Timmy opens his locker. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are a book, a ruler
and a purple baseball.

WANDA
Had enough "normal?"

TIMMY
Nope. I'm loving it! 'Cuz nurturing two
wolverines on my body and getting
laughed at at school is still better than
battling the Darkness.

Timmy closes his locker and sees an angry FRANCIS.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
(nervous) Francis...hey.

KAPOW! Timmy is punched o.s.

<AHHHH!> CRASH! Timmy hits a LOCKER next to TRIXIE.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
(flirty) Trixie, heeeeyy. You don't
perchance remember a sweet lip lock
with me on a Blue Moon in space, do
you?

TRIXIE
Help! Police!

She runs away.

TIMMY
 That would be a no.

Timmy turns. He bumps into Francis, who punches him. Timmy lands in
-

INT. CROCKER'S CLASS - SAME

WHAM! Timmy lands in a chair. It locks on his arms and ankles.

CROCKER turns - is he a dentist with a drill? Close.

CROCKER
Turner! I've completed my on-line tattoo
diploma! Now I can give you F's that only
LASER SURGERY CAN REMOVE! Ah-
hahahaha!!!

He fires up his INK DRILL.

INT. CAFETERIA - LATER

Timmy sits alone, with "F's" tattooed all over him, and wolverines still
growling and attached. PULL WIDE to see nobody is sitting next to him
in. ON: Timmy's lunch - it poofs into Cosmo (jell-o), Poof (cookie) and
Wanda (milk).

WANDA
Eh-hem.

TIMMY
No...still loving my non-Darkness filled
normal day.

Francis arrives and punches Timmy o.s.

EXT. SCHOOLYARD - SAME

<AAAAAHHH!> WHAM! Timmy hits a TREE upside down. POOF! Our

fairy squirrels arrive.

TIMMY
I GIVE UP! Forget normal. I was wrong -
waaaay wrong. I wanna start this day
over. I don't want the most normal day
ever. I wish I had the best day ever!

WANDA
 Now that's more like it!

PZZAP! Wanda and Cosmo raise their wands. POOF!

SFX: REWIND - we run backwards at hyperspeed through much of what

we've just seen and end up back in Timmy's bedroom.

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - MORNING

We join the first scene already in progress. Timmy sleeps.

TIMMY
Darkness...Francis...F-tats. Gah!

Timmy jumps out of bed and sees a WATER SLIDE in his room.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Water slide! Cooool.

WANDA
Welcome Timmy to your best day ever!

COSMO
I don't think you'll ever want to leave it!
L...l...leave it.

PZZAP! Cosmo skips a little bit? Timmy jumps down the slide!

TIMMY
Whoo-hooo!

INT. KITCHEN - SECONDS LATER

The water slide ends in the kitchen flinging Timmy into the air and into
his chair. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof up as hair dryers and blow
Timmy dry.

Mom turns around and she's GORGEOUS.

MOM
Good morning, best son ever!

Mom leans in, places a plate of TIMMY SHAPED WAFFLES, EGGS,

BACON, a MILK SHAKE and CUPCAKES in front of him.

MOM (CONT'D)
And here's the best breakfast ever!
POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are the CUPCAKES.

TIMMY
Oh, Timmy like!

BOOM! Dad arrives holding TWO GOLDEN TICKETS.

DAD (O.S.)
Oh Timmy! I've got two tickets to the
Father/Son Crimson Chin convention!

TIMMY
And...?

DAD
And why go to the convention when you
can have the convention come to you?!

Dad pulls out a REMOTE, presses it and the kitchen becomes a COMIC
BOOK CONVENTION with CHIN COMICS and GOODIES galore.

TIMMY
Awesome! This is the best day ever!

<BAM!> The door is kicked open by VICKY! She's holding two

wolverines!

VICKY
Not for long, 'cuz it's time to play
wolverine ball!

Vicky whips her wolverines at Timmy but a TRAMPOLINE rises in front

of him from the table and <BOING> the wolverines head back at Vicky.
They knock her out the door.

VICKY (O.S.) (CONT'D)

Ahhh! Flesh eating Wolverines hurt!

INT. SCHOOL - SECONDS LATER

Timmy walks to school and smiles. KIDS love him.

KID WALLA
Hey Timmy!/Looking good!

Timmy runs into Francis. Beat.

 TIMMY
(nervous) Francis...hey...

Francis winds up to punch but <WHAPING!> A SAFE falls from the sky
<CRUSHING HIM!>

Timmy opens his locker and Trixie pops out of it!

TRIXIE
Hi best boyfriend ever! I moved in! I'll
always be with you Timmy!

She hugs Timmy. Timmy smiles. PUSH IN.

MATCH DISSOLVE:

PULL OUT as Crocker finishes tattoo'ing the same picture of Timmy on

Trixie's arm.

CROCKER
Now get outta here you kooky love birds
before something falls on me from the
sky!

WHAM! Francis falls from the sky and hits Crocker. Timmy looks at his
FAIRY PENCILS in his pocket.

WANDA
Wait. There's more.

WHAM! A GIANT CRATE OF "IMPORTED WOLVERINES" lands next to

them. The door opens. The wolverines <GROWL!>

CROCKER
Wolverines - and THEY WANT TO EAT MY
FLESH! AHHHHH!

Crocker and Francis run away as the wolverines chase.

TRIXIE
And now for the best musical number
ever!

INT. CAFETERIA - SECONDS LATER

INSERT MUSICAL PRODUCTION NUMBER HERE. It's "Best Wish Ever"

song that crescendoes like the Lion King's "Can't wait to be king" with
Timmy and Trixie lifted high above the playground on top of an animal
pyramid (happy wolverines in the last layer). Cosmo, Wanda and Poof
doves flutter above them.

TRIXIE
This is the part in the song when we kiss.

TIMMY
I love this part!

Trixie puckers up. Timmy puckers up. They move in for a kiss and
KABLAM! Just before their lips meet, three ELIMINATOR WARRIORS
crash the party on HOVER CHOPPERS! Trixie is startled and they fall off
the animal pyramid.

<AAAAHHHH-OOF!> Timmy hits the ground hard. ANIMALS run for

cover. It's chaos. Timmy looks at his bird fairies.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Uh, guys? I never wished for
ELIMINATORS!

Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof normal.

WANDA
But Timmy. Neither did we!

The Eliminators pull out BLASTERS and aim!

ELIMINATOR
Get the Chosen One.

Timmy grabs two wolverines and Jedi flips in front of our dark
intruders.

TIMMY
That's right, I'm the Chosen One, who is
in the middle of his best day ever and
already defeated the mighty Darkness
twice and I'll do it again.

ELIMINATOR
Timmy Turner, you did not defeat the
Darkness....

Eliminator #1 takes off his HELMET to reveal IT'S JORGEN!!

JORGEN
 ...you're in the Darkness!

The other two Eliminators take off their HELMETS. It's COSMO and
WANDA!!! POOF pops up from behind Wanda. He's in a BACKPACK.

COSMO/WANDA/POOF
Hi, Timmy!!!/Poof!

THE CAMERA does a classic "Hitchcockian" PUSH IN/PULL OUT on

Timmy's face. He turns and looks at the other Cosmo, Wanda and Poof.
PZZAP! They short out a little.

WANDA
Don't believe them...d'd'don't believe
them Timmy.

POW! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda blast the Cosmo, Wanda and Poof
doves with a magic blast.

JORGEN
Turner! This is all an illusion designed to
keep you distracted so you won't fulfill
your Chosen One duties and destroy the
Darkness once and for all!

TIMMY
No. It's not true. I've been in Dimmsdale
having the best day ever. And I was
about to kiss Trixie!

Suddenly the scene PZZAPS and begins to short out. Timmy looks and
sees Trixie morph into THE LEAD ELIMINATOR (LE).

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Oh, I'm really glad I didn't kiss Trixie.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Stop Timmy Turner.

JORGEN
C'MON!

Jorgen grabs Timmy and WHOOSH! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda zoom
away. Francis and other kids transform into Eliminators.

ELIMINATORS
The Chosen One must not escape.
They transform into HOVER-CRAFTS and pursue.

ON TIMMY AND JORGEN - speeding through the streets. The world

around them suddenly flickers and the Dimmsdale background goes
away and becomes A DARK RED PULSATING VORTEX.

TIMMY
What's going on? Where are we?!

JORGEN
You have been taken to the heart of the
Darkness, and I'm getting you out!

Jorgen revs the bike and they zoom upwards into the sky! The red
background gradually becomes black.

THE GROUP OF ELIMINATORS suddenly catches up with them.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Timmy Turner must stay!!

ON THE SPINNING DARKNESS - its colors reversed from Hour 2 - it's

light on the inside and dark on the outside. But now it starts to close.

COSMO
Hurry up! The portal is closing.

The Eliminators all morph their arms into WEAPONS. The gang heads
for the exit, but the Darkness starts closing. Here come the
Eliminators.

JORGEN
Hang on to your chosen butt as I hit warp
speed!

Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda press buttons marked LIGHT SPEED and
<PZZAP!> Their bikes zoom out of the tiniest of holes in the Darkness.

TIMMY
Ahhhhhhhh!!!

REVERSE ANGLE ON REAL SPACE: WHOOOSH! The fairy hover bikes

zoom out. Fire streaks through the sky and into infinity. Beat. Our
heroes are gone! Whoosh! The Darkness opens again and Lead
Eliminator exits with his minions. LE stops as he sees the flickering trail
of Timmy's escape.
 DARKNESS
(whispery)
Get Timmy Turner.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Why? So you can keep him close to your
heart and expose your one weakness?

DARKNESS
Do not question your creator.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
The Chosen One is not to be played with.
He is to be eliminated or he will destroy
us all. And if you won't destroy him, I will.

DARKNESS
Return to me now. Do as I say.

The wind starts whipping. The Darkness tries to suck LE back.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
You are being foolish. I will not return!
You cannot make me!

He forms mega blasters on his arms and blasts at the Darkness. The
black hole <SCREECHES AND REACTS TO THE PAIN!>

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

Timmy Turner must be eliminated!

Suddenly a PLASMA BLAST shoots out of the Darkness and KAPOW!

The Lead Eliminator is blasted into A MILLION PIECES! They sparkle
and float off into space. ON: Eliminator's #1 and #2.

DARKNESS
Timmy Turner is not to be Eliminated.

ELIMINATOR #1
No, no - we're cool.

ELIMINATOR #2
Totally clear.

DARKNESS
Search every planet in the galaxy and
find Timmy Turner.
The Darkness opens up wider and dozens of ELIMINATORS soar out
from the it and scatter into space.

ELIMINATORS
Find Timmy Turner./Find Timmy
Turner./Find Timmy Turner...

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - DAY

PAZHOOM! Timmy and his fairies arrive through a portal. Timmy hops
off. Everyone's faces are stretched from the warp speed.

TIMMY
I wish our faces were normal.

POOF! Everyone is normal. Timmy remains surprisingly calm.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
So. I never destroyed the Darkness; I was
inside it living a fantasy.

WANDA
Yep.

TIMMY
And now that I'm out it's probably going
to come back to get me.

COSMO
I'd put money on that.
(to Wanda)
Can I borrow some money?

TIMMY
And we're off to the Timmy cave, where
my army is assembled and ready to
battle the Darkness.

JORGEN
Shpingo!

Jorgen pulls on the mailbox and they fall into a steep slide.

INT. TIMMY CAVE - SAME

The rest of Timmy's pals are there manning the WAR ROOM: CHESTER,
AJ, TRIXIE, DARK LASER, VICKY, MARK, MOM, DAD and Crocker.

ALL
Welcome back Timmy!

CHESTER
Thanks for saving us dude.

DARK LASER
We stand beside you in your quest to
defeat the Darkness. Isn't that right
Flipsie?
(FLIPS - then laughs)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

Trixie arrives on her UNICORN.

TRIXIE
Timmy! I knew we'd be together again...

Timmy puckers up and leans in for a kiss but...

DAD (O.S.)
Timmy!

Dad picks him up and takes the kiss.

MOM
There's nothing wrong with giving your
dad a man smooch, and we're glad to
see you're safe, Chosen Son!

Mom hugs and holds Timmy.

TIMMY
Mom, If you could gimme a second...

Timmy gets out of the hug and goes to kiss Trixie, but Mark steps in -
SMOOCH!

MARK CHANG
Nice man-smooch, but dude we have a
lot of work to do - like you must help me
get my planet back!

JORGEN
 And help us free Fairyworld from the
Eliminators and oh, yeah, stop the
Darkness!

TIMMY
And that's what we're gonna do.
Together. AJ, status report.

AJ looks at a MONITOR OF SPACE.

AJ
No sign of the Darkness in our galaxy
yet. Just a harmless meteor shower.

ON THE MONITOR: we see a METEOR SHOWER heading toward Earth.

TIMMY
Good. This will give us time to prepare,
because nothing is going to stop us from
stopping the Darkness.

EXT. DIMMSDALE BEACH - SAME

LE is the meteor shower and the flaming meteor parts land in the
water. They FIZZLE and release steam. The water bubbles and bubbles,
and then LE rises from the water. He cracks his neck. <MUSIC
SWELLS> as he walks toward camera.

END ACT ONE!!!!

FADE IN:

Act II

EXT. SPACE

In the distance, it's all dark on the white frozen planet (think Hoth).
WHOOSH - the Darkness appears.

DARKNESS
Where's Timmy Turner?

EXT. VEGON 6 - SAME

Eliminators #5 & #6 land on the Blue Moon. In the distance we see the
SECOND WAND in its CRYSTAL SCABBARD. #5 scans the area with a
scanner.

ELIMINATOR #1
The Chosen One has not returned to the
Blue Moon of Vegon.

They zoom away.

EXT. FAIRY WORLD - DAY

BARBED WIRE surrounds the area, and all the color has been removed
from it. ELIMINATORS #7 and #8 scan the area. CLOSE ON THE WHITE
WAND GUITAR being held by the TIMMY STATUE. It's now gray and war-
torn.

ELIMINATOR #7
He has not returned to Fairyworld.

ELIMINATOR #8
Which is still totally under our control.

PAN OVER to see FAIRIES, dressed in drab black and white striped
outfits. They march through Fairy World by the Eliminators, chanting
(like the monkey army in Wizard of Oz).

ALL FAIRIES
Oh-wee-oh - yoh-oh....

CLOSE ON: BINKY, CUPID and JUANDISSIMO as they march.

CUPID
Boy this song is really depressing!

BINKY
Everything's depressing since the
Eliminators took over and shredded our
wands.

ON: Eliminators. They shred the last of the wands.

JUANDISSIMO
Yes, but there is one good thing to come
out of all of this.

CUPID
 That nothing can crush our fairy spirit?

JUANDISSIMO
No. The fact that this poly-cotton blend
cannot conceal my hotness.

BOINK! His striped shirt rips open.

EXT. HAWAII - SAME

Two scanners lie discarded in the sand. PAN TO: Eliminator #1 and #2
sunning themselves under a palm tree sipping DRINKS.

ELIMINATOR #1
We have not located the Chosen One on
Earth yet -

ELIMINATOR #2
But we are looking hard.

INT. TIMMY CAVE - SAME

Timmy marches through the war room like a leader.

TIMMY
Okay, as Chosen One I'm open to all
ideas on how to stop the Darkness. But
first....

Timmy zips next to Trixie on her unicorn. Timmy closes his eyes and
goes in for a kiss, but the unicorn lifts its head and Timmy kisses the
unicorn.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Okay. I'm gonna put getting that kiss on
hold for a while. Now, we have to focus,
get tough and get on our battle cry.

EVERYONE (O.S.)
Goochy-goochy-gooo..

TIMMY
Not the best cry guys.

ON: the gang. They are all watching Poof smile. He's in a CRIB looking
up and smiling.
 WANDA
Oh, Timmy, Poof just woke up from his
nap smiling.

CROCKER
Ah, Is there anything more joyous than
the sweet semi-circle located right below
a child's nose.

VICKY
If I was baby sitting that kid, I would
never sic flesh eating wolverines on it.

TIMMY
Guys, we have to defeat the large
spinning portal of death.

JORGEN
ONE MORE MINUTE!

They turn and <AWWWWW.>

DARK LASER
That kid's smile is even cuter than
Flipsie!
(Flipsie flips)
He is too. Look at that smile!

AJ jumps in the COMMAND CHAIR. We see the locations of the first two
wands. A Timmy Statue holds the first white wand, and the second
wand stands lonely on the Blue Moon of Vegon.

AJ
Okay if you recall, the white wand
blasted the Darkness with white fire but
it came back, and the second wand just
puffed a big wind and did nothing...

TIMMY
And...

JORGEN
That's all we got.

Timmy <SLAPS> his head.

TIMMY
 Then HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE
DARKNESS?!

WANDA
Easy Timmy because this time we're
going to stay right by your side...

COSMO
...so you always have magic with you to
help stop the Darkness!

POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof on Timmy as his pink Wanda HAT
(only bigger), a Cosmo BACKPACK and a Poof PINWHEEL. Suddenly
CRASH! Lead Eliminator drops into the Timmy cave.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
But it is I who will destroy the Darkness
after I finally destroy you and your
pathetic army, Timmy Turner.

JORGEN
Think again metal mouth!

Jorgen raises his wand...

TIMMY
No, Jorgen don't because....

Lead Eliminator uses his vortex mouth and sucks up the wand.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
(bummed) ...they capture any weapon
used against them...

Suddenly the Lead Eliminator's hands transform into wands.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
And use it against us.

JORGEN
Even with your new power, I am not
afraid of you.

POOF! LE poofs a giant ICBM MISSILE onto Jorgen's back.

JORGEN (CONT'D)
Okay, maybe a little afraid.
ZOOOM! Jorgen blasts off and is gone.

CROCKER
Oh this is bad 'cuz he's bad and now he
has fairy powers, and this is not going to
end well.

Lead Eliminator magic blasts most of Timmy's army: Mom, Dad, Vicky,
Crocker, DL, Chester, AJ, and Trixie are gone.

ALL
GAH!

LE turns to Timmy.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Your army is eliminated. That just leaves
you and the Darkness on my "things to
Eliminate" list.

Lead Eliminator points the wand at Timmy (but remember, Timmy's

wearing Cosmo and Wanda).

TIMMY
I wish I was outta here!

POOF! Timmy's gone!

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Man that kid's hard to destroy!
(looks at wand hands)
But, let's see what else these babies can
do.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - SAME

CRASH! LE blasts from the mailbox hole and lands with a SLAM on the
ground. His arms transform into METAL DETECTORS that BEEP.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Destroy Timmy Turner.

He stomps down the road following the signal from his hands.

INT. DIMMSDALE MALL - SAME

Poof! Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof arrive at the mall. (They are still
in disguise mode).

TIMMY
We're at the mall?

COSMO
Well, you didn't say where you wanted
go, and who doesn't love the mall?
There's slacks, snacks, the TV Shack.

In the window of "TV SHACK," we see footage of the Lead Eliminator

walking through town (think Terminator), destroying it and blasting
cars out of the way.

CHET
This is Chet U. Bethca saying a magic
alien space robot is attacking
Dimmsdale! And even though the world
is in a panic...

QUICK CUT TO: Shot of PEOPLE screaming in a panic. Chyron reads:

"World in a panic!"

PEOPLE
Ahhhh! We're in a panic!

QUICK BACK TO: Chet.

CHET
...the Military Extraterrestrial Research
facility assures us it's nothing to worry
about.

CUT TO - Talking heads of MERF AGENTS #1 AND #2.

AGENT #1
There's nothing to be worried about. The
robot is just a...

AGENT #2
...street sweeper.

Behind them PEOPLE <RUN AND SCREAM!> LE walks through frame.

Blasting cars away.

AGENT #1
Ooh, good one.
 AGENT #2
Yes it's a new "hi-tech" street sweeper -
But MERF is quickly assembling a task
force to come up with better lies. Bye.

They dash out of frame. BACK ON: Chet.

CHET
Well whatever that thing is...this is Chet
U. Betcha saying if you're near the mall,
get ready to be street sweeped to your
doom!

BACK ON - Timmy with a nervous look on his face.

TIMMY
Did he say - mall?

PZZZAP! The mall disappears leaving Timmy feeling exposed. The

Lead Eliminator lands.

LE holds out his metal detector arms. They <beep super fast> - he's
found his target.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Guess who wished up a Timmy Turner
Tracker? I love having magic.

WHOOSH! His Timmy Trackers transform back into hands.

TIMMY
Yeah, but I defeated you once before and
I'll defeat you again with my mighty
Chosen One hand shake of death!

Timmy jumps up and shakes his hand. Nothing. He shakes again.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
I'm shaking your hand. It's the hand
shake of death. And you're not
exploding. WHY NO YOU GO BOOM?!

The Eliminator flings Timmy off - <SPLAT!> Timmy lands hard on the
ground knocking off Cosmo, Wanda and Poof who transform into their
normal selves when they hit the floor.

DESTRUCTONATOR
 That may have worked when I was
controlled by the Darkness, but now I
control myself. With even more awesome
power!

LE's hands transform into wands. He aims them at Timmy.

COSMO
That's it! You hurt my baby, my wife and
my god-child and most importantly me!
You have awakened a giant, my friend!
So face my awesome powers!

POOF! Cosmo poofs into a 20 FT BRIGHT GREEN GODZILLA!

COSMO (CONT'D)
I can wish myself into Cos-zilla! Or...taste
the destructive might of the mighty
Cosmo-Bot!

SLAM! Cosmo smashes down the Lead Eliminator. He's crushed like a
tin can, except for the two wand hands sticking up.

WANDA
Is it me, or is that kinda hot?

COSMO
And two wands? That's nothing! The
mighty Cosmo-bot can wish up a million
wands!

POOF! Cosmo is covered in wands! He's on a roll.

COSMO (CONT'D)
And you make one mall disappear. Ha! I
can make a million wands disappear.

POOF! All the wands are gone. Cosmo shrinks back to normal, next to
Wanda. Wanda's wand is gone too.

COSMO (CONT'D)
Wow, that could be my biggest screw up
ever.

Wanda <SMASHES COSMO> like a tin can.

WANDA
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MAGIC!
POOF! The Lead Eliminator rises again from his crushed state.

TIMMY
Man, I hate being the Chosen One.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
I know I've said this before, and frankly
I'm getting tired of saying it but - finally -
I will eliminate the Chosen One.

His wands glow strong and...KAPOW! Lead Eliminator is blasted

backward! He crashes into a building.

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

Unbelievable.

Timmy looks behind him.

DOWN THE ROAD stands MERF with a complete MOBILE ARMY arsenal
behind them (tons of Rockets, Mobile Missile Trucks, Tanks, etc.). MERF
Agent #2 talks into a mega-phone.

MERF #2
Okay Alien street sweeper thing. Taste
the destructive might of MERF!

MERF #1
Ready, Aim...

Timmy runs in.

TIMMY
Stop!

MERF #2
(angry)
Well, well if it isn't Timmy Turner.
(not angry)
Okay, now stand back. We have to
destroy this thing.

Lead Eliminator shakes off the rubble and rises.

TIMMY
But if you blast him, he'll just absorb the
weapons and use them against you!

MERF #1
 You're saying that thing is a sentient
being that converts any negative stimuli
it encounters into its own destructive
conscription?

TIMMY
Um, yes?

AGENT #2
What do you know? You're just a stupid
kid. We're totally cool top secret agents
with a totally cool Escape Probe in case
this goes horribly wrong.

He holds up the KEYS to the Escape Probe. The ESCAPE PROBE is next
to them.

AGENT #1
But it won't 'cuz we're gonna launch
every weapon, missile and kitchen sink
we've built since 1952 and blast it back
to wherever it came from.

ANGLE ON MOBILE DEFENSE TRUCKS: MISSILES rise into position.

SOLDIERS with ROCKET LAUNCHERS take aim. A GIANT KITCHEN SINK
rises from a PLUMBING TRUCK.

AGENT #2
We call it "Operation: Blow that thing
up." It's gonna be awesome.

Agent #2 starts eating POPCORN.

TIMMY
I'm telling you, you can't fire.

AGENT #1
Fire!

Agent #1 presses a BUTTON and the bombs and missiles fly at the
Lead Eliminator. It's a blitz!

Lead Eliminator opens his mouth wide and sucks in all the weapons. LE
begins to shake. Electric sparks fly inside LE.

AGENT #1 (CONT'D)
Okay, here comes the blowy-uppy part.
<SWALLOW!> Then LE begins to morph and grow into a gigantic
DESTRUCTONATOR! Missile legs, truck parts for arms and tanks for
feet, etc. He grows like a big ol' Transformer - 50 ft tall. Agent #1 and
#2 look up. Agent #2 drops his popcorn.

AGENT #2
Huh. The kid was right.

AGENT #1
We should probably get to the Escape
Probe - and where are the keys?

They turn and Timmy is already inside the MERF escape probe. Timmy
smiles and waves. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in it. Agents #1 and #2
bang on the glass.

AGENT #2
No fair! No fair!

INT. MERF ESCAPE PROBE - COCKPIT - SAME

Timmy's in the pilot seat.

WANDA
Timmy what are you doing?

ON: the Giant Eliminator. His hands transform into the Timmy Trackers.
They BEEP and he turns.

LE POV - Timmy is located in its Terminator-like eyesight.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Turner...

He starts taking giant loud steps toward the escape probe. The BEEPS
are getting quicker and louder.

TIMMY
I call this "Operation: Save Our Butts!"

Timmy hits a LAUNCH BUTTON. WHOOSH! Timmy zooms away and

right between LE's legs. LE turns and his Timmy Tracker <starts
beeping slower and slower then doesn't beep.>

LEAD ELIMINATOR
HA! The Chosen One has fled your world
allowing it to become MY WORLD!
Lead Eliminator forms his wand hands, holds them up then shoves
them into the ground. Suddenly the ground starts turning metallic and
robotic. It spreads out in a circle. The street and trees become shiny
metal.

AGENT #1
Okay, time for "Operation: Run!"

All the agents and soldiers run, but the metal virus catches them and
turns them into robots too!

ROBO-AGENT #2
We are at your command, oh great street
sweeper of doom.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Call me the DESTRUCTONATOR!

EXT. TIMMY'S HOUSE - SAME

WHOOSH! The metal virus sweeps down Timmy's street. Beat.

AT HAWAII - SAME

Eliminators #1 and #2 are still relaxing on the beach, but a giant

metal wave is coming toward them.

ELIMINATOR #1
I hear Fairyworld is nice this time o' year.

ELIMINATOR #2
Let's go.

WHOOSH! They take off and the metal wave splashes down. The beach
is metal. SPLAT! Finally, Jorgen lands from his rocket excursion just
missing the metal wave so he's not turned into a robot.

JORGEN
That is what I call heavy metal. And
where are you, Chosen One?

EXT. SPACE - SAME

The metal finishes covering the Earth - turning it into a Lead Eliminator
world (even his face appears on the planet).
INT. MERF PROBE - SAME

CLOSE ON: Timmy.

TIMMY
Nooooooo!!!

WANDA
Timmy, there's no going back...

COSMO
And there's no going forward! Oh wait,
yes there is. But we don't have wands.

Poof gives Timmy a hug and a smile.

POOF
Poof!

TIMMY
Don't worry, there's still magic left in the
universe!

WANDA
You mean the magic of a warm friendly
smile?

TIMMY
Eh, no. Operation "Get the wand on the
Blue Moon of Vegon" is under way!

Poof smiles and looks at Timmy.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
But Poof's smile is pretty magical.

Timmy types in "Vegon system." Timmy punches a THRUST BUTTON.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

WHOOSH! The MERF PROBE shoots across space and warps into a
LIGHT SPEED PORTAL.

EXT. HOTH - SAME

ON: a frozen planet. BOOM! BOOM! Two eliminators land, and their
scanners <bleep and blip.> They talk into wrist-coms.

ELIMINATOR #9
No sign of Timmy Turner on the Iced
Planet of Hoth.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

The Darkness spins in the voice of space.

DARKNESS
Where are you Timmy?

EXT. BLUE MOON OF VEGON 6 - LATER

Suddenly...<CRASH!> The MERF Probe crashes. The door plops open

and our heroes roll out dazed and confused.

WANDA
Great landing, Tex.

TIMMY
Hey I'm the Chosen One not a pilot!

COSMO
But look! Magic....

ON: the Second Wand still stuck in the crystal scabbard.

TIMMY
And here's the plan: we're gonna grab
that wand, head back to Earth, use it's
magic to crush the Destructonator and
then show the Darkness the way to the
lightness.

VOICE (O.S.)
The plan won't work...

The gang turns. Suddenly out of the shadows of a ridge comes TURBO
THUNDER. He's a bit beaten down by the elements.

TURBO THUNDER
That's not what that wand is for.
 TIMMY/WANDA/COSMO
Turbo Thunder!

TURBO THUNDER
And if you want to know it's true
purpose, we must work together.

TIMMY
Well Forget it. You had your chance and
you left me on Thunder World to get
sucked up by the Darkness! So stand
back - I'm taking this puppy with me!

Timmy grabs the shaft of the wand and pulls - <HUMPH!>

TIMMY (CONT'D)
It won't budge.

TURBO THUNDER
It's not supposed to budge; it's supposed
to light our way.

Turbo Thunder takes Timmy's hand off the wand.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Being on this moon with nobody to talk
to but that rock over there -

ON A ROCK: it looks like WILSON from "Castaway."

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

-- gave me time to think about humility,
honor, lunch and how that stupid wand
works - and I realize it doesn't work for
me.

He grabs Timmy, walks away from the wand and places him on two
"T's" in front of the wand.

TIMMY
What's with the two T's?

The two "T's" sink slightly into the ground. The ground <RUMBLES!>

TURBO THUNDER
Don't question - just smile.
EXT. SPACE - SAME

We see the dark side of the moon rotate to the light side of the moon.

EXT. BLUE MOON OF VEGON 6 - SAME

Suddenly the moon starts to turn and the glowing beginnings of a

sunrise appear on the rocky horizon.

WANDA
The sun is rising! The dark side of the
moon is becoming light!

It gets brighter. ON TIMMY: his face is getting brighter. His eyes get
wider. Suddenly...

ON the horizon a bright ray of sunlight bursts through a crevasse in the

rock.

ON TIMMY: The beam shines off his buck teeth and back at the wand.
Suddenly the Star Crater lowers like a platform elevator (the wand
remains outside like a big flag pole).

COSMO
Ahh we're moving! I hope this is a good
thing!

ON TIMMY: he stands next to Turbo Thunder. TT puts a hand on

Timmy's shoulder as a yellow glow comes over Timmy.

REVERSE ON: the crater lowers into an Oz type wonderland with FAIRY
WAND FIELDS, LUSH FORESTS, VINES and a TRAINING DOME. Birds fly
and streams gurgle. It's paradise.

WANDA
Oh it's a very good thing.

Turbo Thunder points Timmy toward a ROCK WALL. It's a wall not unlike
the cave prophecy. It has some VINES on it. We see a CAVE DRAWING
of the Chosen One standing in the middle of a triangle formation of
THREE WANDS. The first Guitar wand, the second Blue Wand and now
a crystal-like wand.

TIMMY
I have to find another wand!

Push into the image of TT in the middle of the three wands.

 FADE OUT.

END ACT II...

ACT III!

INT. BLUE MOON OF VEGON CAVE - SAME

Timmy looks at the new prophecy.

TIMMY
THERE'S ANOTHER WAND?!

TURBO THUNDER
And you have to find it. Because seeing
your teeth open the cave, I realize now I
have been replaced as the Chosen One.

Cosmo rolls in the FIELD OF WANDS and grabs one.

COSMO
But look, there's thousands of wands.
We're magical again! I have awesome
powers again. Stand back!

With an explosive POOF - Cosmo poofs up - AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.

WANDA
An ice cream sandwich?

Cosmo grabs and eats.

COSMO
Yeah, you want one?

WANDA
Gimme that.

Wanda grabs the wand from Cosmo and POOF! She poofs away all the
ivy from the wall revealing THE FINAL PROPHECY.

TURBO THUNDER
It's the final prophecy.

MYSTIC WORDS are scribbled on the wall. It reads...

TIMMY
 "To end the dark with the power thrice -
the last wand lies inside Earth's ice."

ON: the drawing. The first wand has flames, the second spins with wind
and the Ice Wand is below the drawing of Timmy.

TURBO THUNDER
The Ice Wand completes the magic triad,
and when combined with the White Fire
Wand on Fairy World and the Wind Wand
here on Vegon...

ON THE WALL: we see a drawing of the three wands blasting their

magic together into the Darkness.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

It will emit a gazillion mega-ton burst of
magic that will destroy the Darkness,
ridding it from the universe forever.

TIMMY
Great. But how do we find a wand "in the
ice," when the Earth is covered in
metal?!

ON THE WALL: we see cryptic drawings of Turbo Thunder and Timmy

(smaller than TT) together for the first time.

TURBO THUNDER
Because I'm going to train you Timmy,
then we will head back to Earth,
and...what do you mean the Earth is
covered in metal? It doesn't show that
here. Do you see metal Earth on the
wall!?

Suddenly the cave prophecy glows and burns with the image of the
Destructonator/Earth with his face on it.

TIMMY
The Prophecy changes!

TURBO THUNDER
Looks that way. So we must change.
"Operation: Train Timmy to defeat the
Robot Dude then Melt the Metal of Earth,
(inhales) So We Can Find the Ice Wand to
 LIGHT THE DARKNESS" is under way!
WHO'S WITH ME?!

COSMO
And if it means saving the universe, I,
Cosmo, will eat every ice cream
sandwich in the world to find the final
wand.

He poofs up a ton of ICE CREAM SANDWICHES and unwraps one.

WANDA
It says the wand is hidden in "ice" not ice
cream sandwich.

COSMO
Yes it does. Seeeeee, it changed...

ON THE WALL - We see scribbled "...crem sammich" after "ice."

WANDA
You just wrote that. And you spelled it
wrong.

Cosmo is caught CHALK handed.

COSMO
Okay, busted, but I'll never give up my
ice crem sammiches!

POOF! Cosmo dives into a PILE OF ICE CREAM SANDWICHES. Turbo

Thunder puts his arm around Timmy.

TURBO THUNDER
I can see why you were mistaken for me
as the Chosen One, Timmy. You and I
have a lot in common. My world, like
yours, was destroyed by the Darkness.

WANDA
You want me to wish you up some wavy
lines?

TURBO THUNDER
That would be great.

WAVY LINE
TRANSITION TO:
EXT. WONDERWORLD - DAY

It's a great big Earth meets Fairy World type world.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.)

I was just a boy loving life on my home
planet of WonderWorld.

PEOPLE float, run and frolic. We find a YOUNG TURBO THUNDER in the
park with his PARENTS (MOM & DAD).

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

It was a magical place full of wonders not
unlike your Fairy World. We had powers,
some strong, some not so strong.

Turbo Thunder's Dad lights the PICNIC CANDLE with a small thunder
pit.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

It was a peaceful life, until the day...the
Darkness arrived.

Turbo Thunder narrates his parents dialogue. Dad points up at the

Darkness. It arrives on the horizon.

TURBO THUNDER (AS DAD) (CONT'D)

What is that? It's dark and scary.

TURBO THUNDER (AS MOM) (CONT'D)

It must want to eat us!

Suddenly BOMBS AND MISSILES from the side of the screen shoot up
toward the Darkness. Kaboom! Kapow! Kawow!

TURBO THUNDER (AS DAD) (CONT'D)

Thank goodness our wondrous planet is
blasting the snot out of it.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

But it didn't work. Soon the Eliminators
arrived - and took the only love I knew.

Young Turbo Thunder hides behind a TREE and sees his parents get
sucked into the Eliminator's vortex mouths.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Noooooo!
The Darkness then starts eating WonderWorld. The ground starts
shaking. Young Turbo thunder starts to shake.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

The force of the Darkness swallowing my
planet caused it to break apart...

FROM OUTER SPACE: WonderWorld breaks apart (like Krypton).

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

...hurtling me through space.

A chunk of land with Young TT on it flies in outer space.

CUT TO - A PINK PLANET. WHOOSH, TT's chunk of rock heads toward

the planet.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

Then I landed on a deserted pink
planet...

EXT. THUNDER WORLD - SAME

The young turbo thunder gets off his piece of WonderWorld.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.)

...where I swore I would train myself,
perfect my wonder-powers...

WHAM! A young TT flips in the air and chops down a tree.

KAPOW! He releases small thunder pits and smashes a rock.

WHOOSH! He swings on vines and swoops out of frame.

He lands - but this time as a MAN.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

And get my revenge on the Darkness.

He then claps his hands together creating a "THUNDER CLAP!"

BACK IN THE SUB BLUE-MOON CAVERN

Timmy looks mesmerized.

TIMMY
 And when you seized nature's sonic
powers, you dubbed yourself Turbo
Thunder.

TURBO THUNDER
Hang on. I'm not done.

EXT. THUNDER WORLD - FLASHBACK

Turbo Thunder catches a FLIER falling from the sky.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.)

Then I received an invitation to a
"Chosen One Competition" in a land
called Fairy World.

ON THE FLYER: In American Idol font it says, "Chosen One."

EXT. ANCIENT FAIRY WORLD - LATER

OUTSIDE A THEATER: Turbo Thunder waits in a huge line of would-be

buff and not so buff HEROES.

INT. THEATER - MOMENTS LATER

AT A TABLE - THE FOUR ELDERS sit like American Idol judges.

ON THE STAGE: A GIANT OGRE. He pulls out a BOW and ARROW.

ON: Elder #1 with an APPLE on his head. The Ogre shoots and hits
Elder #2 (sitting next to Elder #1) right in the chest.

ELDER #2
Next!

ON THE STAGE: A CENTAUR tap dances and gives a big finish.

ELDER #1
Next!

ON THE STAGE: Turbo Thunder arrives. He seems nervous but whips up

some THUNDER PITS and shoots them o.s.

OUTSIDE THE THEATER - BOOM! The theater explodes. Four Elder's

hands pop up from the rubble with their "Thumbs Up."
 TURBO THUNDER
It was THERE that I became Turbo
Thunder. The Elders wanted me to have
a cool actiony name.

CROSS FADE TO - Thunder World - then pan up a huge PINK MTN.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

Then I perched myself on the highest
peak of Thunder World and waited for
the Darkness to return so I could seek
my revenge.

AT THE TOP OF THE PEAK: we see the heroic Turbo Thunder looking up
at the STARS.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

And I waited...and waited...

CUT BACK TO:

INT. THE SUB-BLUE MOON OF VEGON 6 - SAME

ON: Timmy.

TIMMY
And then you fell asleep and missed your
calling.

Turbo Thunder snaps out of his dream-like reminiscing.

TURBO THUNDER
You would have too if you sat on the
highest peak on Thunder
World for 12 eons. Do you know how long
an eon is?

TIMMY
Alright, I'm sorry.

TURBO THUNDER
But I have accepted my fate as the
former Chosen One who slept through his
destiny, and as the new Chosen One, you
must now accept yours. For Timmy
Turner, I am...
Turbo looks to Timmy and holds out his hand.

TIMMY
Whoa, you're not going to tell me that
you're my father are you?

TURBO THUNDER
No! No. I am going to help you!

Then TT pulls a LEVER on the wall where <MUSIC STARTS.>

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

I will make you stronger, faster and so
powerful that you will be able to crush
the metal robot dude, and then crush the
Darkness.

TIMMY
Look out Robo Dork and Darkness - it's
time you met Turbo Timmy.

Timmy <RIPS> off his shirt.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
I can't believe I did that again.
(to Wanda)
I wish I had some clothes.

TURBO THUNDER
No. You wish you had Turbo Clothes.

BOOM! Turbo Thunder pulls out his old TURBO THUNDER SUIT when he
was a kid. He slaps it on Timmy.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Now, let's get to work.

EXT. METAL-EARTH - SAME

ON: The Lead Eliminator sits between buildings like their a giant throne
(note: LE is now the DESTRUCTONATOR).

DESTRUCTONATOR
I said get to work!

ROBO-AGENT #1 AND #2 direct TRUCKS through the shot.

 ROBO-AGENT #1 AND #2
Yes, oh great Destructonator.

DESTRUCTONATOR
I want my ultimate secret Darkness
destroying weapon finished!

ON: Robo agents directing traffic. Suddenly Jorgen arrives. He's made
himself into a mock robot (garbage can body, dryer vent arms, foil on
his head etc.). He's spying.

JORGEN
(robot speak)
Bede-bede-I am a robot just like you.
What is our assignment?

ROBO-AGENT #2
We are turning the Earth into the
Destructonator's surprise weapon.

JORGEN
I love being a robot - beedee beedee -
and what is the surprise?

WHAM! The Destructonator arrives and picks Jorgen up!

DESTRUCTONATOR
Oh just an Earth filled with 20 million
gigatons of explosives that the destroy
the Darkness.

JORGEN
Explosives will not destroy the Darkness
it will only use the new weapons against
you.

DESTRUCTONATOR
Not when the explosives detonate in the
heart of the Darkness. It's one true weak
spot.

JORGEN
But the Darkness will never let any
weapons enter it's heart.

DESTRUCTONATOR
 No, but it will let Timmy Turner! A-ha-ha-
ah...

EXT. SUB-BLUE MOON OF VEGON - SAME

Timmy and Turbo Thunder swing from VINES.

TURBO THUNDER
Come on Timmy. You can do it!

Timmy does a flip and catches another vine.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

The Destructonator will be quick. You
need to be quicker.

<GAH!> Timmy swings and slams right into a TREE. CRASH!

WHIP PAN TO - Turbo Thunder rolls GIANT BOULDERS down a hill.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

He will be fast, and you need to be
faster.

Timmy dodges a few giant boulders (like Mario in a Wii game) but then
<GAH!> He's nailed.

WHIP PAN TO - Timmy struggles and climbs up a ROCK WALL with a

ROPE. Turbo Thunder is at the top holding it.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

His will is strong, yours must be -

Next to TT Wanda swings Poof in a VINE SWING. Poof is smiling. Turbo

Thunder looks and drops the rope.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Oh, look at that smile.

TIMMY (O.S.)
Ahhhhhh!!!!

Turbo Thunder makes smiley faces at the cute Poof.

TURBO THUNDER
I could look at that smile all day.
 WANDA
I know it's like nothing else in the world
matters.

COSMO
Where's Timmy?

CUT TO BOTTOM OF THE RIDGE: SPLAT! Timmy lands hard. POOF!

Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Turbo Thunder arrive.

TURBO THUNDER
Oooh, sorry there C-1. I kinda got
distracted by that smile.

TIMMY
(smooshed)
I need a rest.

TURBO THUNDER
There is no resting when your world has
been turned to metal and a
Destructonator awaits your return. Now
get up!

Turbo Thunder pulls Timmy up. His face is flat.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Now wish your face wasn't flat.

TIMMY
I wish my face wasn't flat.

ON: the MERF space probe. It's still smashed up. Turbo Thunder turns
Timmy toward it.

TURBO THUNDER
Now, finally the Destructonator will be
forceful; you need more force.

Timmy tries to go Jedi on the probe but it won't rise. He struggles to try
and raise it.

TIMMY
(Struggles...struggles)...gah.

TURBO THUNDER
No! No! Like this! Come on.
Turbo Thunder closes his eyes. Holds out his hands, raises the ship and
even fixes it. It's perfect.

TIMMY
Well I can't do that stuff! I don't have
"special" powers like you. I'm just a
normal Earth boy.

TT snaps out of his trance.

TURBO THUNDER
What?

The probe crashes back to the ground.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

You don't have special powers?! How are
you going to stop the Darkness?

TIMMY
That's what you're supposed to teach
me.

TURBO THUNDER
You can't teach special powers! You are
the worst chosen one ever.

TIMMY
Yeah, I've heard that.

TURBO THUNDER
Oh I really was hoping I wouldn't have to
do this....

Turbo Thunder grabs Timmy's hands and looks right at him.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Close your eyes.

TIMMY
Dude, I'm a little uncomfortable with this.

Suddenly, a glowing power surge builds in TT's feet then spreads up

his body into his hands.

TURBO THUNDER
Suns and storms and flight for hours, I
transfer to you - my turbo powers!
WHOOSH! TT'S POWER SURGES, and Timmy is engulfed in the glow.
The two rise in the air. Hold. Timmy then swells up big like TT, and they
spin together like a tornado.

When it's done the two fall back to the ground. Timmy is his normal
size again. Weakened from the power transfer, TT collapses.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

(weary) I'm really going to miss my
thunder pits.

Timmy snaps out of a trance.

WANDA
Timmy are you okay?

TIMMY
I feel kinda weird.

ON: Cosmo looking sick.

COSMO
I hear ya. I think I ate too many ice crem
sammiches.

TIMMY
I can't believe it. You transferred your
powers to me?

TURBO THUNDER
Now you have the powers of the Chosen
One and can defeat the Darkness.

TIMMY
Timmy's Turbo Thunder Pits activate!

Timmy holds up his arms and TWO THUNDER BALLS form in his pits
and WOOSH into his hands. The Thunder balls shoot away and crush
the big rocky tower. BOOM!

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Awesome! Now let's do this.

TURBO THUNDER
Just a few more things.

COSMO
 Like wishing Turbo Timmy up some turbo
deodorant.

TURBO THUNDER
No.

EXT. BLUE MOON OF VEGON - SECONDS LATER

The star platform rises. Timmy and gang are on the surface.

TURBO THUNDER
Use your thunder clap to light the wand
of wind, Timmy.

Timmy holds up his arms and claps above his head. KABOOM. Thunder
balls hit the wand but nothing happens.

WANDA
Oh no it didn't work!

TURBO THUNDER
Actually you have to thunder clap twice.

CLAP! CLAP! KABOOM! Suddenly the wand glows and spins like a
magic pinwheel. THE WIND IS HUGE.

TIMMY
(loud) Now to Earth?

TURBO THUNDER
No. We need to make one little stop and
get you an army.

Turbo Thunder holds up TWO GIANT BAGS OF WANDS.

EXT. FAIRY WORLD - SAME

It's still dark and depressing. The Fairies still SING the depressing song
and march.

Eliminators #1 and #2 watch from their lounge chairs sipping drinks.

ELIMINATOR #1
Man, that song is depressing.

ELIMINATOR #2
 Yeah but the weather here is great.

PLINK - something falls from the sky.

ELIMINATOR #1
Oh no. Is it raining?

PLINK - another thing falls from the sky. And another. He reaches down
and picks up a WAND.

ELIMINATOR #2
No. Much worse.

They look up. In the sky, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda with Poof and TT have
SACKS OF GOLDEN WANDS (note: Turbo Thunder flies the MERF space
probe).

TIMMY
Hey, you guys haven't seen a world full
of imprisoned fairies who could use some
magic, have you?

ON: Cupid, Jaundissimo and others.

CUPID
Look up in the sky. It's the Chosen One!

Timmy and company dump WANDS down on Fairy World.

JUANDISSIMO
And it's raining wands...

WANDS fall. Jaundissimo catches one and looks at his reflection in the
golden star.

JUANDISSIMO (CONT'D)
...which I admit is the only thing prettier
than me!

Timmy lands.

TIMMY
Remember, you can't use magic directly
on an Eliminator, or they will use it
against us.

CUPID
Then we'll just use the magic indirectly.
Cupid turns and blasts a hole beneath Eliminators #1 and #2!
<AHHHH!> They fall in. A BAND OF ELIMINATORS charge into the
scene. Their arms turn to BLASTERS.

JUANDISSIMO
Oh, I see where you are going with this.

POOF! 10 pink elephants poof next to Juandissimo.

JUANDISSIMO (CONT'D)
Get 'em boys!

Elephants <BLOW THEIR TRUNKS> and STOMP the Eliminators. But

suddenly Eliminators land everywhere: 3 more, 4, 8. WIDE ON: the
center of Fairyworld. All fairies back into a corner.

COSMO
There's too many of them - they're gonna
blast us.

WANDA
Timmy, what do we do?

The Eliminators draw their weapons. Timmy grabs poof and...

TIMMY
Time to enact "Operation: cootchy-
cootchy-cooo.
(to Poof)
Cootchy coo. Cootchy-cootchy cooo.

TURBO THUNDER
Timmy we need to disarm the enemy,
not play with the baby.

Timmy turns Poof and holds him up to the Eliminators. Poof smiles big.
The Eliminators drop their blaster arms and melt.

ELIMINATORS
Awwwwww.

ELIMINATOR #6
Who's got the cutest smile in the
universe?

TIMMY
Now that they are disarmed.
(leans to Wanda)
 I wish there was a giant hole underneath
them.

POOF! A hole appears under the Eliminators. They fall.

ELIMINATORS
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

They are gone.

JUANDISSIMO
Yes! We are free!

Jaundissimo rips his shirt off.

JUANDISSIMO (CONT'D)
I never get tired of that.

CUPID
Well I do.

TURBO THUNDER
Timmy, light the white wand of fire!

Timmy <DOUBLE CLAPS> and KABOOM! Timmy lights the wand on the
TIMMY STATUE. The warmth from the flame then spreads over Fairy
World. It's a happy place again.

FAIRIES
<CHEER!>

CUPID
And now Fairyworld is free!

RRRRRIP! Jaundissimo rips off his shirt again.

CUPID (CONT'D)
That was completely unnecessary.

Timmy lands in front of HIS NEW ARMY.

JUANDISSIMO
Timmy, what's the plan? Will I need my
shirt off - like this?

<RRIIIP> - Juandissimo's shirt pops off. Cupid <SIGHS.>

CUPID
 And now it's annoying.

TIMMY
It's time for "Operation: We-need-to-find-
the-Ice-Wand-but-the-Earth-has-been-
turned-metal-by-a-rogue-Eliminator-who-
must-be-stopped-first."

JUANDISSIMO
Good plan. Long but good.

TIMMY
Wands up!

The fairies hold their wands up and let out a <BATTLE CRY!>

TIMMY (CONT'D)
To Earth!

WHOOSH! Timmy's TURBO SUIT IGNITES and he leads all the fairies
into space. Wanda and Cosmo follow. Turbo Thunder's Merf Probe
ZOOMS away. Cupid, Juandissmio and the other fairies WHOOSH away!
Once clearing frame, we see a hole in the ground. Eliminator #2 and
#1 climb out.

ELIMINATOR #1
This is Eliminator 1. The Chosen One has
been spotted...

EXT. FAR AWAY SPACE - SAME

The Darkness spins alone. It gets a message.

ELIMINATOR #2 (V.O.)
He's on his way to Earth....

THE DARKNESS
Eaaarrrtthhhhh...

ON THE DARKNESS: it's huge! WHOOSH. It's gone.

FADE OUT & END ACT III...

ACT IV!

EXT. METAL-EARTH - SAME

The Destructonator holds Jorgen like a rag doll and plucks off his
wings.

DESTRUCTONATOR
The Fairy flies...the fairy flies not.

He drops the unwinged Jorgen and lands on the metal ground. CLINK!

JORGEN
What are you going to do to me now?
Turn me into a robot?

Suddenly the METAL around Jorgen morphs and forms into a CHAIR
that locks him in with BRACKETS.

DESTRUCTONATOR
No. I'm going to give you a front row seat
as the Earth and the Chosen One are
swallowed into the heart of the Darkness
and then kabloey! No more Darkness and
no more Chosen One.

ROBOT-AGENTS #1 and #2 arrive. The last MOBILE ICBM TRUCK drives

into the Earth hole. It crashes into other trucks piled up out of it. The
Earth is filled with missile trucks.

ROBO-AGENT #2
Earth is ready for detonation.

ROBO-AGENT #1
Here is your detonator, Destructonator.

Robo-Agent #1 gives the Destructonator the DETONATOR.

ROBO-AGENT #2
Hey that rhymes - cool.

JORGEN
Yeah, but your plan has one small
problem - the Darkness is not here!

Suddenly - WHOOSH! The Darkness appears on the horizon.

JORGEN (CONT'D)
Okay, but you are still without the
Chosen One!

WHOOSH! Timmy arrives in his thunder suit.

 TIMMY
Hey Jorgen.

Jorgen turns to the Destructonator.

JORGEN
Hey, what do you say we just go with the
turning me into a robot thing?

DESTRUCTONATOR
Timmy Turner, I've been waiting for you!
And so has the Darkness.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

The Darkness speaks.

DARKNESS
Timmy Turner...

Back on Jorgen - trapped in the chair.

JORGEN
Turner! The Earth is filled with explosives,
and he's going to use the planet to
destroy the Darkness! Which I'm totally
on board with, but the part I hate is that
I'm strapped to this chair heading toward
my own destruction.

TIMMY
The only thing getting destroyed today is
you, Destructonator.

Suddenly the METAL GROUND around Timmy GROWS ARMS and

captures him. He's immobile and sits next to Jorgen.

DESTRUCTONATOR
Think again - Chosen One.

JORGEN
Eh, I think you might have walked into a
trap.

DESTRUCTONATOR
Now you both have front row seats to
your doom.
 TIMMY
Oh, don't worry. I can stop this.

DESTRUCTONATOR
Oh yeah, you and what army?

Suddenly BLAST! A laser hits the ground and the metal begins to peel
away! We see the green grass of Dimmsdale again.

The Destructonator looks up. CIRCLING THE EARTH (like a ring of

Saturn), the fairies blast magic down to Earth.

ON THE FAIRIES: Cupid, Juandissimo and Binky are among them.

CUPID
Blast it loud and proud, fairies!
(To Juandissimo)
And don't rip off that shirt.

JUANDISSIMO
You mean like this?!

RRRRRRIP!

ON THE EARTH -

More Metal goes away, and Timmy and Jorgen's chairs go too. They are
free! BOOM! The Destructonator lands next to Timmy.

DESTRUCTONATOR
You are forgetting, Chosen One, that I
have the power of magic too!

The Destructonator holds up his wand hands and poof! He creates 10

MORE DESTRUCTONATORS.

TIMMY
Yeah, but do you have Thunder Pits?

Timmy raises his hands. He forms TWO ENERGY BALLS that fly at the
Destructonator-Clones and KAPOW! Timmy blasts 'em away.

JORGEN
Don't take this the wrong way, Turner,
but I love you.

Timmy looks up at the Destructonator.

 TIMMY
Y'know for a guy who was supposed to
eliminate me, you stink.

DESTRUCTONATOR
I will eliminate you, Chosen One.

TIMMY
Well then, you have to catch me first.

ROCKETS pop out of Timmy's Turbo Suit, and he takes off. The
Destructonator shoots ROCKETS out of his feet and chases Timmy off
into space.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

Turbo Thunder floats with the fairies. In the distance, we see the fiery
streaks of Timmy and the Destructonator.

TURBO THUNDER
The plan is working. Timmy has led the
Destructonator off the planet.

WANDA
Now to find the final wand in the ice!

COSMO
Fairies! Dive!

QUICK: ICE SEARCH MONTAGE

STAPLES CENTER - A HOCKEY GAME is playing. Wanda poofs over it.

She waves her wand and POOF! The ice disappears.

FANS/PLAYERS
Awwwwwwww.

WANDA
It's not at the ice hockey game!

IN ICELAND - Juandissimo poofs away the ice, the country is now

green. NATIVE ICELANDERS are stunned.

JUANDISSIMO
It's not in Iceland!
(to the natives)
 And I don't know if you want to call it
Iceland anymore.

He rips off his shirt.

ICE CREAM SANDWICH FACTORY - Cosmo sits on AN ICE CREAM

SANDWICH PYRAMID.

COSMO
It's not at the Ice Crem Sammich factory,
but I'll keep looking.

CITY STREET - Wanda reports.

WANDA
Vanilla Ice doesn't have it.

Pull wide to see VANILLA ICE in coveralls holding an INDUSTRIAL

CARPET CLEANER. We see his van with "N'Ice N'Ice Carpets" written on
the side.

WANDA (CONT'D)
Sooo, you run your own carpet cleaning
business now. Cool.

EXT. OUTER SPACE - SAME

The Destructonator still chases Timmy.

TIMMY
(to camera)
Flying is fun.
(back to Destructonator)
And you can't catch me!

Suddenly the Destructonator holds out his wand hands and poof he's
gone. Then in front of Timmy he appears. Timmy stops.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Heh, whadya know. You can catch me.
Thunder Pits Activate!

Timmy blasts Thunder Pits and WHOOSH! The Destructonator opens

his mouth and swallows the thunder balls.

DESTRUCTONATOR
 And whaddya know? Now I have thunder
pits!

The Destructonator forms Thunder Pits and shoots at Timmy.

TIMMY
Oh, I shouldn't have done that.

KAPOW! Timmy is nailed and sent back hurtling toward Earth.

EXT. THE NORTH POLE - SAME

<AHHHHH!> CRASH. Timmy lands on the ice hard. He's hurt. Boom!
The Destructonator arrives.

DESTRUCTONATOR
I cannot be stopped Chosen One. Thanks
to you I have magic, I have Thunder Pits
and I have all the power in the universe.

TIMMY
Not all the power. What about all the
weapons you've stuffed in the Earth? You
don't have those.

The Destructonator poofs a hole in the ground and sucks up all the
missiles. He begins to grow even larger, with missiles forming all over
his body. He's now 100 FT TALL.

DESTRUCTONATOR
And now I do.

His hands are made of ICBM FINGERS. He aims them at Timmy.

DESTRUCTONATOR (CONT'D)
And now at last you will be eliminated.
Any last words?

TIMMY
Yeah...

Timmy holds out the DETONATOR.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
You forgot to suck up the Detonator.
The Destructonator's eyes go wide. Timmy presses the BUTTON. ZOOM
IN ON: the Destructonator's doomed face.

CUT TO OUTER SPACE - KABOOM! A big explosion is seen at the top of

Earth. The fairies watch.

TURBO THUNDER
Timmy!

BACK AT THE NORTH POLE:

All the ice is gone except a small chunk sticking out of the water,
where Timmy lies, lifeless, as flaming pieces of the Destructonator land
and float in the water. CLOSE ON: Timmy. He finally rolls over (very
Bruce Willis).

TIMMY
One down, one to go.

He looks up at the Darkness still hovering in space. Suddenly a POLAR

BEAR blocks his sight.

POLAR BEAR
You must be the Chosen One. I've been
waiting for you.

TIMMY
Talking Polar Bear? You must be the
Guardian. Where's the ice wand?

POLAR BEAR
You're on it. From outer moons to distant
suns the wand of ice belongs to the
Chosen One.

PULL WIDE to see Timmy on A SMALL ICEBERG. Then the water ripples
and the iceberg rises up. The iceberg was just the tiny tip of a HUGE
ICE WAND. Timmy rises into the sky.

POOF! Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Cupid, Juandissimo and Turbo

Thunder arrive with all the fairies.

WANDA
Timmy, you're okay!

COSMO
And you found the final wand!
 JORGEN
Quick Turner! Light the Ice Wand and
destroy the Darkness!

TURBO THUNDER
Timmy, repeat after me. Unite the wands
with the power of three, and destroy the
Darkness for eternity.

Timmy looks at the Darkness. It spins. And spins.

THE DARKNESS
Timmy Turner....

TIMMY
No.

JORGEN
What do you mean, no? You heard Turbo
Thunder! Unite the wands and kabloey! It
will be fun!

TURBO THUNDER
You must blast it before it attacks.

The Darkness just spins in space.

TIMMY
But it's not attacking. And when I think of
the most fun I've had recently, it was
while I was in there.

JORGEN
Oh yeah, fun. That big blob has eaten
your friends, and family, and half the
galaxy, and it sent robots of doom to
eliminate you.

WANDA
Hey, Timmy's the Chosen One and he
knows what he's doing.
(to Timmy)
Timmy, what are you doing?

TIMMY
 In ancient times, did the Darkness attack
Fairyworld, or did Fairyworld attack the
Darkness?

JORGEN
Uh, um, well the Darkness attacked first.
(beat) I think.

TIMMY
Or, were you so scared by it, you
panicked and attacked first?

JORGEN
Uh...could be.

TIMMY
(to Turbo Thunder)
Turbo Thunder, when the Darkness
arrived at WonderWorld, what did it do?

TURBO THUNDER
Well, it was uh, really scary. And big.
Yeah. It was big and scary.

TIMMY
And...

TURBO THUNDER
(realizing) And we were afraid and
blasted it with wonder rockets.

Timmy picks up a PIECE OF THE DESTRUCTONATOR. The letters

"Wonder-roc" are seen.

TIMMY
Like this?

WANDA
What about the prophecy? It says you're
supposed to unite the wands and destroy
it.

TIMMY
The prophecy can change. We saw it.

JORGEN
No you must destroy it. I command you!
There is no other choice and--
 (sees Poof smiling)
Oh look, Poof is smiling again. Man that
makes me forget all my troubles. Uh,
where was I?

TIMMY
You said there was no other choice. But I
think there is.

He holds up Poof and looks at his sweet smile.

POOF
Poof.

Timmy looks up at the large black hole spinning above Earth.

TIMMY
I wish there were ice wands on all the
planets in the solar system!

QUICK WAND SEQUENCE ENSUES...

ON MERCURY - POOF! Wanda and Poof arrive and she waves her wand
and POOF! A giant ICE WAND appears.

ON VENUS - Cosmo waves his wand. A giant ICE WAND appears.

ON MARS - POW! Jorgen poofs up an ICE WAND on MARS.

ON JUPITER - POOF! Juandissimo poofs up an ICE WAND.

Saturn! CUPID arrives on the rings of SATURN. POOF!

URANUS - Binky arrives. POOF!

BACK ON EARTH -

POOF! The fairies poof back.

WANDA
Done.

JORGEN
Turner, whatever stupid Chosen One plan
this is...if it doesn't work and we all
perish, I'm going to destroy you.

TIMMY
 Oh it'll work. Time to get rid of the
Darkness.

Timmy <THUNDER CLAPS> and sends a hand ball of energy outward,

and the Ice Wand illuminates.

BOOM! ON FAIRY WORLD: KAPOW! The FIRE WAND stops burning and
suddenly it glows bright yellow. Its burst wipes frame.

ON THE BLUE MOON: KAPOW! The WIND WAND stops spinning and
simply glows bright yellow. Its burst wipes frame.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

SUPER WIDE SHOT OF SPACE: to a frontal shot of the elliptical

Darkness coming toward the star field. The bright burst of light from
the VEGON WAND resembles a right eye and matches the left eye from
Fairy World (the Darkness has two eyes?).

EXT. NORTH POLE - SAME

Then the Ice Wand glows brighter and brighter and louder...

JORGEN
It's gonna blow!

TIMMY
I wish we were in Dimmsdale!

POOF! The Fairies are gone. Then KAPOW! The Ice Wand shoots a giant
YELLOW LASER in both directions.

THEN ON MARS: <KAPOW!> The yellow laser hits the Red Planet's
Wand - which shoots another laser to -

THE VENUS WAND! It hits and sends a blast to MERCURY.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

More wands connect in space to basically make a HUGE SMILE in the

face of the Darkness. IT's a MAGICAL SMILE FORMATION OF WANDS.
<WHOOSH!> Then the power of the "smile" light shoots into the
Darkness (like a rock and roll laser light show)!

EXT. DIMMSDALE - SAME

Timmy and everyone look up and WHOOSH! They shield their eyes
from a burst of light. Then it's gone. They look up and see the smile is
now on the face of the Darkness! Only it's not dark anymore. It's
yellow. It's a happy face.

COSMO
Is it me, or does the Darkness not seem
so scary now?

DARKNESS
Timmy Turner....

Suddenly on Earth, a portal opens in front of the gang.

COSMO
Okay, now I'm scared again.

Suddenly, Timmy's old army exits. MARK CHANG is first.

MARK CHANG
Turner! You saved us! You rock! Wicked
suit, bra!

Then CHESTER, AJ, CROCKER, DARK LASER and VICKY exit.

DARK LASER
Man was it dark in there.

CROCKER
I am officially giving up chasing fairies
and taking up needlepoint.

Vicky walks over to Timmy.

VICKY
Where's my 20 bucks?!

Timmy hands $20 to her. TRIXIE comes out of the portal.

TRIXIE
Timmy!

TIMMY
Trixie!

Timmy runs to her, puckered up. DAD pops in and intercepts the
smooch!
 DAD
We're saved! Another good man smooch,
son.

MOM arrives and gives Timmy a hug.

MOM
Hey, how about a mom smooch?!

Timmy hugs and kisses Mom. Then Agent's #1 and #2 pop up.

AGENTS 1 AND 2
And how about a...

TIMMY
Forget it.

KING GRIPPULON, QUEEN JIPJORULACK exit the portal.

MARK
Mother! Father!

KING AND QUEEN

Oh Mark! We love you.

Mark hugs them.

KING GRIPPULON
Okay, you can let go now.

TURBO THUNDER'S PARENTS exit. They're lost and a bit older.

TURBO THUNDER
Mother? Father?

TURBO DAD
Gimme a man smooch, son.

Turbo Thunder hugs them

Suddenly the portal closes. Timmy looks up.

TIMMY
The Darkness was never looking for
trouble in the universe -

TURBO THUNDER
It was just looking for friends.
 DARKNESS
Friends.

FLOWERS rain down out of the Darkness onto Earth. Suddenly we hear
a big CRASH - two giant feet land.

TIMMY
Oh, what now?

Timmy turns to see all the WAND GUARDIANS together. THE HUGE
VEGON ROCK BEAST, the talking polar bear, KISS and ELDERS!

THE ELDERS
We should, like, party.

The flowers stop raining. Timmy looks up.

TIMMY
Before you go, can you please give all
the stars back? We miss them.

THE DARKNESS
Shpingoooo...

Then the smile reappears in the sky. The Darkness expands for a
moment, but then explodes with a starburst releasing all the stars
back into the sky.

EXT. FAIRYWORLD - LATER

A HUGE CELEBRATION CONCERT is in full swing on the TURBO

THUNDER STAGE! KISS PLAYS. FAIRIES DANCE.

Timmy watches from the CHOSEN ONE BOX. He's with Jorgen and his
parents and the Elders.

JORGEN
Turner - thank you again for saving
Fairyworld and showing us the way to
light the Darkness was with a smile, not
with weapons.

Mark waves KISS PENNANTS.

MARK CHANG
And for saving Yugopotamia, bra.
 KING GRIPPULON
Once again you have proven yourself the
greatest warrior in the universe.

TURBO THUNDER
And thank you for showing me that
understanding and compassion are far
better than revenge. You are truly the
Chosen One.

TIMMY
No problem, dude.

TURBO THUNDER
Now. Can I have my thunder pits back?

TIMMY
Sorry. I need them for one last killer light
show!

Timmy raises his arms and VOOOOM! He shoots thunder pits up into
the sky and FIREWORKS fill the sky.

PAN PAST - the fireworks and past our universe and galaxy to see the
YELLOW LIGHTNESS OF SPACE (no longer the Darkness) and ANOTHER
GLOWING FACE appears - a big smile forms and winks at camera.

INT. THE CAVE OF DESTINY - SAME

Burned in the wall of the cave is THE FINAL PROPHECY - it flames then
settles into black writing. A picture of the CHOSEN ONE with his arms
out and the smiling Darkness above him. Then we pan over as the
MUSIC GETS OMINOUS to a new drawing. It's the Destructonator - he's
coming back! PULL WIDE to see Cosmo with the chalk.

COSMO
Just kidding. Ha-ha.

FADE OUT.

The End!