From: "Jeff Ard" <jeff@pineville.

net>
To: "Debbye Gilchrist" <spengil@sw.rr.com>; "Earl Heidt" <a.heidt@sbcglobal.net>;
"Madonna" <madonnaed341@yahoo.com>; "L N" <ellen3773@msn.com>; "Karen Dufour"
<karendu4@yahoo.com>; "Rich Dupree" <rich@pineville.net>
Subject: A new priest
Date: Thursday, March 08, 2007 8:24 AM

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the

pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat
it for it is my body." He did not say "eat me".

12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a

peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@Pineville.net]

Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 10:27 AM
To: _dbrenner@bolenlaw.com_ (mailto:dbrenner@bolenlaw.com)
Subject: 2004 Cubs Schedule

Here's the 2004 Cubs schedule. Can't start planning too early.
Also...don't forget that the 2004 All-Star game is in Houston July 13th...with the
Home Run Derby on the 12th. I'm waiting on an announcement on tickets from
the Astros.

On the Diane Reynold case...the Mayor would like to meet with you in the
next week or so to discuss our options...and possible settling. Please give
me a call to find a time that works for both of us.

Happy New Year!!!

Rich

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From: "Sandra Beaudion" <sandra@paealex.com>

To: <Rich@Pineville.net>
Subject: Christmas Party
Date: Tuesday, December 05, 2006 2:10 PM

Hi Rich, just want to find out if you and Tom have come up with a solution for the Pineville
Christmas party? Please let me know what I need to do.

Thanks,
Sandra Beaudion, Executive Assistant
Pan American Engineers - Alexandria, Inc.
P.O. Box 89
Alexandria, Louisiana 71309-0089
Phone: (318) 473-2100
Fax: (318) 473-2275
sandra@paealex.com

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@Pineville.net]

Sent: Friday, December 05, 2003 8:52 AM
To: John Davidson
Subject: RE: Hi

Spoke to the Mayor this morning...and mission accomplished! He talked to

Jimmy and Jimmy will accept the Mayor's offer to be City Attorney. The
Mayor told me he would ask for Mike resignation after next week's council
meeting...and then make an announcement about Jimmy in January.

Good Work Partner!

Rich

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 8:23 AM
To: 'Rosa Fields'
Subject: RE: Joe's accident

I don't remember the exact date, but it was around the New Year's holiday.
I'm sure Mr. Neal can tell you for sure. I have not called him back yet
pending confirmation that you have all you need to proceed.

Rich

-----Original Message-----
From: Rosa Fields [mailto:rosa.fields.c9nf@statefarm.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2006 3:49 PM
To: _Rich@pineville.net_ (mailto:Rich@pineville.net)
Subject: RE: Joe's accident
Date of loss?

-----Original Message-----
From: Rich Dupree [mailto:Rich@pineville.net]
Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2006 12:12 PM
To: Rosa Fields
Subject: FW: Joe's accident

I am forwarding to you a copy of an email I sent last Friday. My

computer showed it was sent, so I haven't called anymore on it...but
modern technology is not all it's cracked up to be. Please confirm that
you have this and I really appreciate any lost time you can help make up
for me.

Rich

-----Original Message-----
From: Rich Dupree [mailto:Rich@pineville.net]
Sent: Friday, January 27, 2006 9:32 AM
To: _'rosa.fields.c9nf@statefarm.com'_
(mailto:'rosa.fields.c9nf@statefarm.com')
Subject: Joe's accident

Here's the information I gathered on the car that Joe backed into. The
car is presently at Richard's Paint & Body on Palmetto (445-8678) and
the car's owner has agreed to let Mr. Belgard do the work. Here's the
info:

Eddie Neal (car owner)

8216 Ridgemont Drive
Pineville, LA 71360
641-9255 (home)
640-3722 (work)
542-3087 (cell)

1997 Cadillac Deville - 4 door

Triple A - First Choice Insurance - # A6-732525-1

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@Pineville.net]

Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 4:13 PM
To: _dbrenner@bolenlaw.com_ (mailto:dbrenner@bolenlaw.com)
Subject: Chicago Cubs Tickets

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@Pineville.net]

Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:19 AM
To: _RogerWCavaness@la103.com_ (mailto:RogerWCavaness@la103.com)
Subject: LC Football

Greetings My Brother! Hope things are off to a good start this week. I
wanted to send you the LC 2004 Football schedule (attached) and give you
details on my arrangement the last four years with the college.

The arrangement KOUZ had with LC did not have any kind of "rights fee"
involved. The college helped with road expenses for the broadcaster...and
whatever the station sold...we kept. As a matter of fact, the last two
years, LC paid $1,500 (for football and $800 for basketball) each year as a
sponsor. On the road, whatever team I was with, they took care of the
hotel and food expenses.

For road games, the college provides me a broadcast partner...thus my

talent fee is $125 per game. At home, I have a color anaylist (Nathan
Martin) and spotter (Ralph McNeal) that I pay out of my fee...so I ask for
$150 per game. I supply all the equipment...and you supply the long
distance service for the road games. All games are on Saturdays, with 8
out of the 10 games at 2pm...with two evening starts.

Working out a multi-year agreement should not be a problem since I know

the college doesn't want to be in this situation again any time soon.

I'm sure you still have some questions...but at least this gets the
process started...and allows you to put some numbers to paper and see if it's a
viable option.

See You later today!

Rich

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 11:01 AM
To: _'thomas_shehane@bankone.com'_ (mailto:'thomas_shehane@bankone.com')
Subject: Personal Request

Thanks for the congrats acknowledgement...it was something the Mayor and I
have been working towards since I joined his team 4-years ago. I tell
people that nothing has really changed except I now catch more grief. The
recognition factor with business and industry is the real plus behind the
reclassification.

On a personal note...does Bank One still have season tickets to LSU

basketball games? If so...can you ask if they might be available for February
19th. I will be in Baton Rouge for another event that weekend and wanted to
take my family. I would need four tickets if they are available. I
understand if they are gone already, since they are a hot team right now.

I look forward to seeing you at our next RiverFest meeting, although I'm
not quite sure when that is at the present time. I hope Beth will send a
reminder as she normally does.

THANKS!

Rich

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 10:15 AM
To: 'Tony Brown'
Subject: Peabody Basketball

Hello My Friend! Trust all is well...and if not, you're working to change

it.

Just wanted to drop some dates on you. Not to assume that you would
employ me again...but I am interested in working both girls and boys playoffs if
the opportunity affords itself.

The Peabody Girls (22-8 / 6-0) :

2/10 - last games of regular season

2/14 - brackets released
2/16 - playoffs begin
2/27 - 3/4 Sweet 16 in Hammond

The Peabody Boys (26-4 / 4-0) :

2/17 - last game of regular season
2/22 - brackets released
2/24 - playoffs begin
3/6 - 3/11 Top 28 in Lafayette

In situations where both teams might have games on the same night, the
LHSAA would schdule to where there would not be a conflict. That could happen
say the girls were in the Sweet 16, while the boys were in say the
quarterfinals.

Either way, we're on board for whatever door you may open. Give me a call
or send me an email letting me know what direction youmay be leaning.

THANKS!

Rich

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 5:24 PM
To: _'rsdupree@cox-internet.com'_ (mailto:'rsdupree@cox-internet.com')
Subject: Sorta Funny

Just remember....Karen sent me the following:

Sensitive man

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
into organizing the display. There were Small Bears all along the bottom
shelf Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and
Huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young man to have such a large a collection of
Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this
to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the
while thinking to herself ... Oh bless! Maybe this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could father my children?...etc
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over,
strokes his chest and asks coyly "Well, how was it?"

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 10:54 AM
To: 'Mark Chreene'
Subject: RE: Boys B-Ball Playoffs

Last Friday, there as alot of revenue lost for a couple of stations I work
for. Look forward to working with you down the road.

Rich

-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Chreene [mailto:mark@kbef.com]
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 10:30 AM
To: _Rich@pineville.net_ (mailto:Rich@pineville.net)
Subject: RE: Boys B-Ball Playoffs

Not really in our coverage area...we were one three pointer at the buzzer
(that should not have counted) from having you call a top 28 game. Sorry I
couldn't pull them through. We are going to be carrying some Haughton
Baseball this year and there is a good chance they will make it pretty far
in the playoffs, they are currently #1 in 4A. Sorry we couldn't hook up for
basketball though.

Thanks again,

Mark Chreene
Operations Director
KASO/KBEF Radio
Phone: 318-377-1240
Fax: 318-377-4619
Web: _www.kaso1240.com_ (http://www.kaso1240.com)
_www.kbef.com_ (http://www.kbef.com)
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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 10:29 AM
To: 'Mark Chreene'
Subject: RE: Boys B-Ball Playoffs

Just "throwing my line in the water"...but is there anyone else that

advanced from your coverage area? Is Fair Park sellable? They play Thursday
night at 6:30. Just checking:)

Rich

-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Chreene [mailto:mark@kbef.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 01, 2006 12:22 PM
To: _rich@pineville.net_ (mailto:rich@pineville.net)
Subject: RE: Boys B-Ball Playoffs

Hi Rich...

So far so good...we will be following Doyline...if they beat Zwolle this

Friday I will probably get with you about the top 28 games. Thanks for
checking with me, I haven't forgotten about you!

Thanks again,

Mark Chreene
Operations Director
KASO/KBEF Radio
Phone: 318-377-1240
Fax: 318-377-4619
Web: _www.kaso1240.com_ (http://www.kaso1240.com)
_www.kbef.com_ (http://www.kbef.com)

From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 9:23 AM
To: _'manager@z1075fm.com'_ (mailto:'manager@z1075fm.com')
Subject: Top 28 B-Ball

Good Morning! Just wanted to let you know I will be out of the office
most of the morning...so if you are in need of my services today, please call
my cell at 318-664-4357.

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Monday, February 13, 2006 1:33 PM
To: _'jared.meabon@usfsi.com'_ (mailto:'jared.meabon@usfsi.com')
Subject: Louisiana Help

God Afternoon! Hope things are well in the home office in Atlanta.
Needless to say, alot has happened since we met last July about a franchise in
the City of Pineville. I do need a favor, but business first.

Have you had any more conversation with Dr. CV since the hurricanes moved
through? I know that our "broker friend" Tapas Sarma has relocated to our
area, but I haven't been able to make contact with him since he moved. Is
Microtel still even interested in our market?

Now for the favor. I am trying to plan a family trip to Baton Rouge
February 24-26 and was hoping you could help me with a room for two nights at
one of your properties there. I would be very grateful for whatever
consideration you could give my request. I need a non-smoking, double to
accomodate myself, my wife and two boys. I appreciate any help you can offer.

I hope that we can get things back on the front burner soon for a Microtel
development in Pineville.

THANKS!

Rich

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@Pineville.net]

Sent: Tuesday, October 14, 2003 9:01 AM
To: _RogerWCavaness@LA103.com_ (mailto:RogerWCavaness@LA103.com)
Subject: Ticket

I apologize for the mix-up...but it has not officially disappeared. Our

prosecutor had reduced it to a "no seatbelt", instead of dismissing it per
my request. It has now been taken care of, and you shouldn't receive
anything else in the mail :-)

On another subject...would there be any interest in picking up Louisiana

College Basketball for the upcoming season? I know that it was more
attractive with football...but KOUZ most likely will not be able to do it pending
an end-of-the-year sale...and this gets your foot solidly in the door for
both next fall and winter. There are 4 games in December, 11 in January,
and 6 in February...all doubleheaders. Just some food for thought.

Let's do lunch soon, and see where we are in both our arenas.

Your Friend,

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From: Rich Dupree [Rich@pineville.net]

Sent: Wednesday, March 08, 2006 10:15 AM
To: _'manager@z1075fm.com'_ (mailto:'manager@z1075fm.com')
Subject: B-Ball Hangover

What a game last night. Especially tough for an announcer flying solo and
needing a bathroom break:)Sorry I couldn't pull Grambling through...and it
was their game to win, but free throws aren't really "free" after all.

Just wanted to see if you wanted to go ahead and settle up with the LHSAA
and me before this weekend...since we already know our fate...and I can take
the check with me Saturday.

Here's what I have figured:

$300.00 - LHSAA (broadcast rights for Grambling Semi-final and Marion

Final)

$400.00 - Rich Dupree (talent for Grambling Semi-final and Marion Final)

My address is 8317 Ridgemont Drive, Pineville, LA 71360. If not, I will

just tell Lynn the check will be in the mail next week. Either way, thanks
for the opportunity to work again for the Radio Center!