You don't know Who run it You know you actin like you don't know We run it You

know but you actin like you don't know Who run it You know you actin like you don't know We run it You know but you actin like you don't know You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know Now homie I say I run it run it cause I'm in control Hypnotic Hennessey a couple shots of Patron I have you feelin alright I get you high as a kite Party poppin shawty says She comin with me tonight I ain't shoulder leanin I ain't snappin and poppin Either I'm bobbin ma head or I'm just stadin their watchin I'm a hustler I hustle you can tell that I'm paid And I protect what I got I'm in the house with my blade Nigga you front you gone get it ok now maybe I said it Cause I want you to triddy yeah I be on that shitty You should see when I'm stuntin

I flash the stones to be wantin Push the whip see me rollin you can tell that I'm holdin I'm just doin ma thang you know the Units the game I got my grimy Shady with me You front you gonna have to get me off your ass I pay the lawsuit and laugh haha It's not a big deal it's nothing but some cash let's go Who run it You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know Who run it You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know When me and Fif got together to do this music The more we became enveloped We just developed a fellowship through it It's no pretend shit it's friendship Me nemesis is your nemesis Ain't for him it's just media see to them it's just images But this shit is no gimmicks this is blood in and blood out When there's beef you

jus' gotta know when to butt in and butt out If there's a problem we solve it if we don't resolve it It usually just evolves into one big brawl And we all get involved in it We should all get a merit this much beef we inherit And wear it like a badge with honor Pass it around and share it And let it go to whoever's holdin The most current people on their shoulders And their soldiers got their backs til it's over But tonight we ain't comin here to beef with nobody We came to party Banks Cashis and Mr. Ferrari So it's Shady Aftermizat back in that ass you wizzass Come hizzon what kinda fuzukin quizition is that Who run it You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know Who run it I say you know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know Pistol play ricochet see where the victim lay

Slumped over bleeding J. F. K H. K. to your chest plate cave I'll ride to the death do you rep that way Forever ima be a Shady 7 4 gangsta Plus I survive everything you got in that chamber I thrive off of danger jumpin in all beef You keep talking shit now the squad called me Enough holdin back the steam Em let off a magazine Dappadon Cappa queen mixed in with Cashis creams Started off with half a dream Developed into what you see Telling ain't my cup of tea can't tell I'm a fuckin G I'm on automatic when I'm at it start static And you splattered shit shattered I'm a walkin bitch magnet Spit it how I love it live it all the way to the limit And I'm always on my pivot for my digits you dig it Who run it You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough And you know but you actin like you don't know Who run it You know you actin like you don't know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gon bring more dough

And you know but you actin like you don't know Who run it You know who this is Shady G Unit Aftermath Lloyd Bands Cashis Marshall Mathers Ferrari F 50 It's a movement you can't stop it Talk of New York Tony Yayo@ Jimmy Crack Corn Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care My enemies crack corn, but I don't care You can be black, white or a albino yeah You can have corn rows inside your hair I give a fuck if I don't like your stare This bottle of wine goes upside your head A little bit psycho, but I know that Think you just don't say it, then I won't say it See if you don't brag, then I don't brag I know I'm bad, as long as I know I'm bad I don't need y'all to co-sign no shit You can just keep makin them tired old threats A little bit like the boy you cried wolf yeah See me, but don't dare to try no shit Cause you know that somewhere inside those layers A rattlesnake's right there to bite your ass And I can be so quiet and strike so fast Like lightning bolts right out the sky go *blah From outta nowhere, you might find your career Come to an *err and I'm just like (Oh Yeah) [Chorus - Eminem] See Can See See See See And And us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah) we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah) us keep blowin up, we're like (Oh yeah) Jimmy can crack corn but I don't care me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah) me right up close, you're like (Oh Em) where is D12 at, they like (We over here) where the fuck we goin, well like (No where)

[Verse 2 - Eminem] Jealous little fucks beg for my attention but I done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you want If I tell you twice, then I won't be so nice If you keep comin back, that only means you know you lost the fight They wanna talk shit, let em talk shit, cause they talk shit Knowin deep down, they really just wanna squash it Cause no one wants to walk around, steppin in dog shit And get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed it

But the pride won't let em, inside's like 'go get em' And I'm just like 'Why your tryna fight momentum' We just keep winnin, by landslides oh and umm Shady Limited's in any size yo, Denim To velour, even our clothing line's on fire As 50 would say 'Our clothing line's on Fiya' Meanwhile your minds on us, like mine's on Mariah And y'all is just like her, you're all fucking liars But I just keep fucking you, like I fucked her Right in the ass with KY, yes sir! So full of joy, boy am I absurd Even Chingy would tell you 'Yea boi don't curr' [Chorus - Eminem] See Can See See See See And And us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah) we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah) us keep blowin up, we're like (Oh yeah) Jimmy can crack corn but I don't care me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah) me right up close, you're like (Oh Em) where is G-Unit at, they like (We over here) where the fuck we goin, well like (No where)

[Verse 3 - 50 Cent] Ya homie got clapped on, man I don't care The cops in my Nana crib, but I'm not there It is what it is dogg, man life's not fair Ya friend shoulda know not to front round here Listen kid, where I'm from, the wolves smell fear They'll strip yo ass of your jewels, right here Man I'ma say this one time, now get this clear Man you can catch a hot one like outta no where A beautiful day, without drama is rare Ya girl's a freak, man sometime we share Yeah, I wear a condom and you go bare You prolly heard about me, I'm a shown up playa In the hood politicin, like I'm runnin for mayor ridin, windin, dining and shining, know what I'm sayin I ain't got time for fuckin around, and horseplayin I'm makin hits, my homies takin hits, who's stayin [Chorus - Eminem] See Can See See See See And And us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah) we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah) us keep blowin up, we're like (Oh yeah) Jimmy can crack corn but I don't care me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah) me right up close, you're like (Oh Em) where is D12 at, they like (We over here) where the fuck we goin, well like (No where)

Smack That Shady Konvict, Upfront Akon, Slim Shady

I see the one, could she be that lady? Oh! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why not jump up in my Lamborghini Gallado Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack that that that that that that that that all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh! all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh!

Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down Konvict's got the whole thing packed now Step in the club the wardrobe intact now! I feel it on and crack now (ooh) I see it all that back now I'ma call her, than I'll put the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why not jump up in my Lamborghini Gallado Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack that that that that that that that that all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh! all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh!

( Eminem: ) Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a lil drink on They goin' flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure manicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woody back through my draws Steps offstage didn't think I saw her Creeps up behind me and she's like "you're!..." I'm like I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Plus from the club to the cribs like a mile away Or more like a palace shall I say

And plus I got a pal if your gal is game In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!" ( Akon: ) I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why not jump up in my Lamborghini Gallado Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me Smack Smack Smack Smack that that that that all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh!

Eminem's rollin', D and them rollin' Ooh marvelous and all them rolling Women just hoin' big booty rollin' Soon I'll be on them and goin "D!" Hittin' no less than "Three!" Block will style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why not jump up in my Lamborghini Gallado Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me Smack Smack Smack Smack that that that that all on the floor give me some more 'till you get sore oh-oooh!

Shake That Shady, Aftermath There she goes shaking that ass on the floor bumpin' and grindin' that pole The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losing control Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink Hit the bathroom sink, throw up Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated And hips and licked them lips and that was it I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and I like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And I get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad bitch last night in the D Let me tell you how I made her leave with me Conversation and Hennessey I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close cause strobe lights lie We bout to have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin baby step right up Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be givin it up Shake that ass for me, shake Come on girl, shake that ass Ohh girl, shake that ass for Come on girl, shake that ass that ass for me for me, shake that ass for me me, shake that ass for me with me, shake that ass with me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist Open your mouth for about four or five minutes Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish Yeah me and Nate d-o double g Looking for a couple bitches with some double D's Pop a little champagne and a couple E's Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party Have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' slut Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on Knows that she can but she won't say no Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine? I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine Now I hope But I told He said he I told him you don't get mad at me Nate you was a freak wants a slut, hope you don't mind how you like it from behind

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me Cmon girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass for me Ohh girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass for me Cmon girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass with me We bout' to have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt) I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be givin it up There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor Bumpin and grindin that pole The way she's grindin that pole I think I'm losing control God, I'm old I ain't leavin' without you bitch Coming home with me And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl haha, Nate Dogg Lose yourself Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy Theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti Hes nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words wont come out Hes chokin, how everybodys jokin now The clocks run out, times up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked Hes so mad, but he wont give up that Is he? No He wont have it , he knows his whole back citys ropes It dont matter, hes dope He knows that, but hes broke Hes so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, thats when its Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin, but superstardoms close to post mortar It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, hes know as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows Hes grown farther from home, hes no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water His hoes dont want him no mo, hes cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose its old potna, but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo No more games, Ima change what you call rage Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebodys payin the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I cant get by with my 9 to 5 And I cant provide the right type of life for my family Cuz man, these goddam food stamps dont buy diapers And its no movie, theres no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and its getting even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna Baby mama dramas screamin on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another jam or not Has gotten me to the point, Im like a snail Ive got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only mothafuckin option, failures not

Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go I cannot grow old in Salems lot So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You can do anything you set your mind to, man. Just Lose It [Eminem making sounds] Ok.. Guess whos back? Back again Shadys back Tell a friend (Whaaaaaaaa) Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess whos back with a brand new rap? And I dont mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) No worries, papas got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys Thats not a stab at Micheal Thats just a metaphor, Im just physco I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP from my bumhole And its cool if you let one go Nobodys gonna know, whod hear it? Give a little poot poot, its OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world

Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) Its Friday and its my day Used to party all the way to sunday Maybe til monday, I dunno what day Everydays just a holiday Crusin on the freeway Feelin kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin my hair blow I dunno where Im goin All I know is when I get there Someones gonna touch my body Excuse me miss, I dont mean to sound like a jerk But Im feelin just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, whats your name girl? Whats your sign? Man, you must be up out your mind DRE! (HA-HA) Dear God goes blind! Im just tryna unwind now Im Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) Its Tuesday and Im locked up Im in jail and I dont know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Well Im sorry, I dont remember All I know is this much Im not guilty They said, Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape yellin at an old lady touch my body!

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like its 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality Look its B.Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle!? Im a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I dont have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fellas (WHAT?!) Fellas (WHAT?!) Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?) Black girls, white girls, skinny girls Fat girls, tall girls, small girls Im callin all girls Everyone report to the dance floor Its your chance for a little romance whore Butt squeezin its the season Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) Its so appealin Now Im gonna make you dance Its your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know youre my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) UmMmMmm touch my body UmMmMmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body Sing For The Moment Verse 1 These ideas are nightmares for white parents, whose worst fear is a child with d yed hair and who likes earrings/Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so s cary in a house that allows no swearing/to see him walking around with his headp hones blaring, alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care/He's a problem chil d, and what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about, his fuckin' dad walk in' out/cuz he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out. If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out/His thoughts are wacked, he's mad so he's talk in' back, talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap/He sags his pants, do-rag s and a stocking cap, his step-father hit him, so he socked him back/and broke h is nose, his house is a broken home. There's no control, he just let's his emoti

ons go... Chorus C'mon! Sing with me (Sing!)/Sing for the year (Sing It)/Sing for the laughter/ s ing for the tear (C'mon!) / Sing it with me/Just for today/Maybe tomorrow/The go od Lord will take you away... Verse 2 Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstas, in the land of the killer s, a sinner's mind is a sanctum/ unholy, only have one homie, only this gun, lon ely cuz don't anyone know me/Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I gu ess words are a mothafucka they can be great/ or they can degrate, or even worse they can teach hate/It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make , like they worship us/plus all the stores ship us platinum, now how the fuck di d this metamorphosis happen?/ From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'; to havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass/But then these critics crucify you, jo urnalists try to burn you, fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you/To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind every ti me you mad/So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon. Any disp ute won't hesitate to produce handguns/That's why these prosecutors wanna convic t me, strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly/But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint me/They 're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me. If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense B/It's all political, if my music is liter al, and I'm a criminal how the fuck can I raise a little girl?/I couldn't. I wou ldn't be fit to. You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you ! Chorus Verse 3 They say music can alter moods and talk to you, well can it load a gun up for yo u , and cock it too?/Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued/See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols and they want to get one cuz they think the shit's cool /not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers, of course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus/But music is reflection of self, we j ust explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail. It's fucked up ain't it? / How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin' thi ng that we wanted/That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing exce pt for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine/who post pin-up pictures on they wall s all day long, idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs/Or for any one who's ever been through shit in their lives, till they sit and they cry at n ight wishin' they'd die/Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they v ibe. We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes/that's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it, cuz we con sider these minutes golden/and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone. Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can... Chorus X2 Fack Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn Im gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack faaaack Fuck I am

I am, Im going to cum Im cumming I never seen no shit like this This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick Of course it is This bitch dont know what abortion is So I cant cum in her Fucks like a porn star Looks like jenna Fuck Im gonna Cum I think my rubbers coming off But oh its so fuckin wet and soft Fuck Im gonna start letting off Im squirting and shes not getting off And shes on top Im gonna fucking, oh god Oh dont do that Dont stop Stop, dont, I dont mean dont stop Ah Wait a minute Oh ohh fack Im gonna fucking cum Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn Im gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, Im going to cum Im cumming Oh wow oh aww i need a cigarette now oh Im so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot Oh my God I wanna facking fack No, not fuck I said fack F A C K F A C K fack fack facking freak me oh yeah girl c baby They call me mr freaky Lets call your sister threeway Have some threesome Me so horny And your such a fuckin babe I wanna go down on u Fack u shave Oh god damn here I go again Im gonna cum, I am Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn

Im gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, Im going to cum Im cumming Ok Im done I already came twice You aint gonna make me cum Im all out of gas Not so fast Ah Your finger just went in my ass Ahh that hurts take it out now Oh wait a minute put it back in In in in This dont mean Im gay, I dont like men I like boobs Boobs boobs Now See that gerbil Grab that too Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole Oh yeah right there, right there Uhhh Im cumming Oh yeah Fack I just came again Ok pull it out now Oh fuck yeah Wait hes not out Hes still crawling around up there Oh fack I think its stuck Oh but it feels so fucking good Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn Im gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, Im going to cum Im cumming Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Ewww Eww ewww Stan My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all

And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that its not so bad its not so bad My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that its not so bad its not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote but you still aint callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em but anyways; fuck it, whats been up? Man hows your daughter? My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her? Ima name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too Im sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didnt want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but Im your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with SkamZ I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that its not so bad its not so bad Dear Slim, you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I aint mad - I just think its FUCKED UP you dont answer fans If you didnt wanna talk to me outside your concert you didnt have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

Thats my little brother man, hes only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, No. Thats pretty shitty man youre like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriends jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she dont know you like I know you Slim, no one does She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all And even if I could itd all be grey, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that its not so bad its not so bad Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, thisll be the last package I ever send your ass Its been six months and still no word I dont deserve itt? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on em perfect So this is my cassette Im sending you, I hope you hear it Im in the car right now, Im doing 90 on the freeway I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you cant sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you cant BREATHE without me See Slim; Shut up bitch! Im tryin to talk! Hey Slim, thats my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I aint like you cause if she suffocates shell suffer more, and then shell die too

Well, gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, howm I supposed to send this shit out? Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriends pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, Im really flattered you would call your daughter that and heres an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap Im sorry I didnt see you at the show, I musta missed you Dont think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But whats this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, cmon how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And whats this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shitll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that youll be doin just fine if you relax a little, Im glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just dont want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you Damn.. Like Toy Soldiers Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down... Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

Im supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I am never supposed to show it, my crew aint supposed to know it Even if it means goin toe to toe with a Benzino it dont matter Id never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to Im supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide em If some shit ever just pop off, Im supposed to be beside em That Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it Theres a certain line you just dont cross and he crossed it I heard him say hailie`s name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-Z and Nas shit And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent too much energy on it, honestly Im exhausted And Im so caught in it I almost feel Im the one who caused it This aint what Im in hip-hop for, its not why I got in it That was never my object for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I help build It wasnt my intentions, my intentions were good I went through my whole career without ever mentionin Suge not said Now its just out of respect for not runnin my mouth And talkin about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasnt my beef So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth While hes all over TV Down talkin a man who literally saved my life Like fuck it I understand this is business And this shit just isnt none of my business But still knowin this shit could pop off at any minute cuz Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme And wouldnt have to worry

about one of your people dyin But now its elevated cuz once you put someones kids in it The shit gets escalated, it aint just words no more is it? Its a different ball game, callin names and you aint just rappin We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasnt gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash em, mash em and let him have it Meanwhile my attention is pullin in another direction Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk Has an erection for me and thinks that Ill be his resurrection Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record But now hes fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up Was through that publication the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then But Im so busy being pissed off I dont stop to think That we just inherited 50s beef with Murder Inc. And hes inherited mine which is fine aint like either of us mind We still have soldiers thats on the front line Thats willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us Well maybe shout em out in a rap or up in a chorus To show them we love em back and let em know how important it is To have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is But I aint tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered It aint worth it, I cant think of a perfecter way to word it Then to just say that I love yall too much to see the virdict Ill walk away from it all before I let it go any further But dont get it twisted, its not a plea that Im coppin Im just willin to be the bigger man If yall can quit poppin off at your jaws well then i can Cause frankly Im sick of talkin Im not gonna let someone elses

coffin rest on my conscience cause... Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers Without Me Obie Trice, Real Name, No Gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Wooo! Ooooohhhhh! Guess whos back, back again Shadys back, tell a friend Guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back... Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, Ive created a monsta, cuz nobody wants to See Marshall no more, they want Shady, Im chopped liver. Well, if you want Shady, this is what Ill give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicka Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when Im not cooperating When Im rockin the table while hes operating Hey! You waited this long to stop debating Cuz Im back, Im on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney But your husbands heart problem is complicating So the FCC wont let me be Or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips Fuck that Come on your lips and some on your tits, And get ready cuz this shits about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck you Debbie! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin like prisoners, helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH! A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin the air waves A rebel, So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass And its a disaster, such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me? Well Im back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent antenna Tune it in and then Im gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter Im interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing: Attention Please! Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Heres my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody whos talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie, You 36 year-old bald-headed fag blow me You dont know me, youre too old Let go, its over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, just give me the signal Ill be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes) But sometimes man it just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean Im disgusting, But its just me Im just obscene Though Im not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, To do Black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!) Theres a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matta how many fish in the sea Itll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me Heh-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Kids! The Real Slim Shady << The Real Slim Shady >> --- Eminem [Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... 'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?' And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} 'Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who,' 'Yeah, but he's so cute though!' Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose 'My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips' And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? 'We ain't nothing but mammals..' Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me 'But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?' Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV 'Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!' I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Chorus [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming 'I don't give a fuck!' with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Chorus 2X [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up Cleanin' Out My Closet Wheres my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya go, yeah, yo, yo... Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, ive been protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the motherfuckin kid thats behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans explodin, tempers flaring from parents, just blow em off and keep goin, not takin nothin from no one, give em hell long as im breathin, keep kickin ass in the mornin, an takin names in the evening, leave em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but theyll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now, aint you mama, ima make you look so ridiculous now... Im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet, I said im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet... I got some skeletons in my closet and I dont know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it, ima expose it, ill take you back to 73,

before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye, no I dont on second thought, I just fuckin wished he would die, I look at Hailie and I couldnt picture leavin her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and Id try, to make it work with her at least for Hailies sake, I maybe made some mistakes but im only human, but im man enough to face them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause ida killed em, shit I would have shot Kim and him both, its my life, id like to welcome yall to the Eminem show... Im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet, I said im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet... Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition, take a second to listen who you think this record is dissin, but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin your Mama poppin prescription pills in the kitchen, bitchin that someones always goin through her purse and shits missin, going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausens syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasnt til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach, doesnt it, wasnt it the reason you made that Cd for me, ma, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma, but guess what, your gettin older now and its cold when your lonely, and Nathans growing up so quick, hes gonna know that your phoney, and Hailies getting so big now, you should see her, shes beautiful, but youll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral, see what hurts me the most is you wont

admit you was wrong, bitch, do your song, keep tellin yourself that you was a mom, but how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get, you selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit, remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be... Im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet, I said im sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight im cleanin out my closet... The Way I Am [Eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo.. I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully (peacefully).. but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter

to not come and speak to me (speak to me).. I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty).. No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of all you (of all you).. I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me Chorus: Eminem And I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am [Eminem] Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense it's constant And, 'Oh, it's his lyrical content - the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses' And all of this controversy circles me and it seems like the media immediately

points a finger at me (finger at me).. So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin Where were the parents at? And look where it's at Middle America, now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty havin this happenin (this happenin).. then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way).. But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn and it's burnin and I have returned Chorus [Eminem] I'm so sick and tired of bein admired that I wish that I would just die or get fired and dropped from my label and stop with the fables I'm not gonna be able to top on 'My Name is..' And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations And I just do not got the patience (got the patience).. to deal with these cocky caucasians who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions).. What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in The why, the who what when, the where, and the how

'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom without someone standin by it No I won't sign your autograph You can call me an asshole I'm glad Chorus (except change first word 'And' to 'Cause') My Fault Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing} I never I never Now you And now meant to give you mushrooms girl meant to bring you to my world sitting in the corner crying it's my fault my fault

[Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!) I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin C'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door* 'Who's in the den?' [R] 'It's me and Kelly!' 'My bad, (sorry) let's try another room' [G] I don't trust you! 'Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods [G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab 'Oh dag!!' [G] What? 'I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!' [G] Huh?! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'I'm sorry!' at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus 'Yo Sue!'

[G] Get away from me, I don't know you Oh shoot, she's tripping.. [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out She said, [G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure! I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!) 'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me' She said, [G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look! We need to get to a hospi tal 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'Whoops!' after first line and 'It was an accident!' at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these 'John, where's Dave at before I bash you?' [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! 'Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?' [D] Well it depends on how may you had 'I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol' [D] She's gonna die dude 'I know and it's my fault!' [D] My god!!! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'I'm sorry!' after second line and 'What do I do?' at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead! Oh my God! Susan wake up! Oh God... When I'm Gone

Yeah Its my life My own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much, youd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know theyre your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm em But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of a pain? Daddy look what I made, Dads gotta go catch a plane Daddy wheres Mommy? I cant find Mommy where is she? I dont know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddys busy Daddys writing this song, this song aint gonna write itself Ill give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, whos a spitting image of her Thats Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shadys crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shadys rocka-by-baby And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back I keep having this dream, Im pushin Hailie on the swing She keeps screaming, she dont want me to sing Youre making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying? Baby, Daddy aint leaving no more, Daddy youre lying You always say that, you always say this is the last time But you aint leaving no more, Daddy youre mine Shes piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it Daddy please, Daddy dont leave, Daddy - no stop it! Goes in her pocket,

pulls out a tiny necklace locket Its got a picture, thisll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha I look up, its just me standing in the mirror These fuckin walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear em Theyre saying Youve got one more chance to do right and its tonight Now go out there and show that you love em before its too late And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door Its turns to a stage, theyre gone, and this spotlight is on And Im singing And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat The curtain closes, theyre throwing roses at my feet I take a bow and thank you all for coming out Theyre screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd I glance down, I dont believe what Im seeing Daddy its me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding, But baby were in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden? I followed you Daddy, you told me that you werent leavin You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad And I bought you this coin, it says Number One Dad Thats all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are gone But baby wait, its too late Dad, you made the choice Now go up there and show em that you love em more than us Thats what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin your name Its no wonder you cant go to sleep, just take another pill

Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real I hear applause, all this time I couldnt see How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it Put it to my brain and scream die Shady and pop it The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes Thats when I wake up, alarm clocks ringin, theres birds singin Its Spring and Hailies outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister Almost as if to say And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that Im looking down on you smiling And I didnt feel a thing, So baby dont feel no pain Just smile back No Apologies In my mind I'm a fighter my heart's a lighter , My soul is the fluid my flow sparks it right up , An arsenic writer author with arthritis Carpal tunnel Marshall with start shit-itis ( , first name) Hardheaded and hotheaded Bullheaded and pigheaded Dick-headed a prick a big headache I'm sick quick-witted for every lyric spitted There are six critics who wait for me to slip with it 6 So quick this dynamite stick

Bury the wick its gonna explode ,

Any minute some lunatic lit it and it's not Nelly , (Nelly St. Lunatics Do not tell me to stop yelling, when I stop selling I'll quit so , Stop dwelling, I am not failing , You fuckers are not ready Cause I got jelly like Beyonce's pot belly This is destiny yes money I'm off runnning so get off of me I'm not slowing or softening [Chorus] No apologies naw suckers I'm not sorry You can all sue me ya''ll could be the cause of me , No apologies y'all feelin' the force of me No remorse from me like there was no recourse for me No apologies I'm not even acknowledging , You at all till I get a call that God's coming , No apologies laugh fuckers it's all funny ? I could spit in your face while your standing across from me No apologies [Verse 2] My head hits the pillow a weepin' willow , ( , ) I can't sleep a pain so deep it bellows , But these cellos help just to keep me mellow Hands on my head touch knees to elbows , I'm hunched over emotion just flows over ,

These cold shoulders are both frozen, you don't know me , I keep sayin' it I cant stress it enough , So keep playin' it and stand next to the subs () I choke mics like asphyxiation While I'm strangling my own throat masturbatin' Fuck yeah I'm a basketcase and I Master this rap shit til' my ass gets wasted Til' my assassination til' I'm slain cause of some fag's infatuation , , 44 mag a fascination a taste for disaster 44 , , And if thats the case then [Chorus] No apologies naw suckers I'm not sorry You can all sue me ya''ll could be the cause of me , No apologies y'all feelin' the force of me No remorse from me like there was no recourse for me No apologies I'm not even acknowledging You at all till I get a call that God's coming , No apologies laugh fuckers it's all funny ? I could spit in your face while your standing across from me No apologies

[Verse 3] This song isn't for you it's for me A true MC It's what I do just to see if he still has it MC , And if his skills mastered He's able to spill raps long after he's killed that's a Real MC got you feelin' me MC Whether willing or unwillingly you still agree As long as there's still this hunger and will in me Then expect the longer life expectancy ( MC -> I'd be a savage beast if I ain't have this outlet to salvage me inside

I'd be exploding soaked and self loathing and mourning So Im warning you dont coax me its silly I'm really a sheep in wolf's clothing Who only reacts when he gets pushed don't be Fooled the press blows up this whole thing , It's stupid they don't know cause they don't see , That I'm wounded all they did was ballooned it , I'm sick of talking bout thes e tattoos Cartoon did Thats why I tuned it out I'm sick of dukin' ( ) And they can suck my dick while I'm pukin' And you too you can , [Outro] Expect no sympathy from me I'm an MC this is how I'm supposed to be MC MC Cold as a G my hearts frozen, it don't even beat , So expect no apologies Expect no sympathy from me I'm an MC this is how I'm supposed to be MC MC Cold as a G my hearts frozen it don't even beat , So expect no apologies

01 The Re-Up Boom Boom Boom Boom boom boom boom boom chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, boom b-boom chuck! Yeah, that's what's up! boom b-boom chuck! b-boom, Shady!

There's never been this, much of a menace in this game as this And it's the, most sinister duo in the business. Once again its the, illest and realest killas The most villainous Dre protage, Shady apprentice Drop them zeros and get with these heroes Do you want losers or winners, This music is in us, and it's Not over 'till we say it's finished and G-Unit spinners

Will keep spinnin', this is Hip Hop when it's in it's Truest form, the greatest, Hate us or love us Make voodoo dolls of us and keep stickin' those pins in us Thick as his skin is or as short as his wick is The trick is to be able to walk big as his dick is And as sick as his music is, or was, still is Whatever, forever, he will be the illest To ever sh-shock the world, what to do next He's already reconciled with his ex reversed, a chainsaw and an axe. Jump a bitch's desk, strangle her neck While we have sex while Bill Clinton plays the sax I sprays the vex, yeah bring Shady on back The maniac of rap, debil baby on crack. Resurrect, I never left, baby I'm bad. I've gone mad, my comrade Dre-zy automatically He says I'm too broke to fix, way beyond that I may be off drugs, but it's made me off track in fack, this right here very wel l could be the last rap. I ever do spit, I'll never do shit, that's that Fuck it i quit, suck on a dick, jackass I'm done with this wack ass rap, kiss my blackass! Nah, Em, tell 'em to kiss my black ass, the clean parts, the shitty parts My bullet wounds, my beauty marks, the Fif'll tell you're ass apart! A came in this game, crush a motherfuckers from tha start. Shady paid me, Shady crazy, Fifty crazy rich, bitch Different day, nothing change, it;s the same shit, trick Teflon wrapped on, case I get clapped on D's searching the whip, glad I left the mac home Still grindin', still shinin', nigga lord knows You're rockin with the kid that spit sicka sick flows. I carried Game's style for nine months and gave birth to it Now I'm feeling like a proud father watching him do it. Everyday Dre day, front and cause a maylay Turn the town upside down wit a frown upside down I smile through sumthin' fowl, and watch my money pile. I'm fuckin' with strict stacks, I'm kickin' you stripped fats. I hit you with it, bag it, pump it, bring me mines right back! White America America! We love you! How many people are proud to be citiznes of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold. Or so were are told.

(Yo i want ever body to listen to the words of this song) Verse I never wouldve drea med in a million years Id see, so many mother fuckin people who feel like me who share the same views and the same exact beliefs, its like a fuckin army marchin in back of me So many lives I touch anger aimed in noo particular direction, just sprays and sorays Straight through your radio waves it plays and plasys, till it stays stuck in your head for days and days who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleachin my haor, with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict my woeds would have an impact like this I mustve struck a chord, with somebody uo in the office, cuz Congress keeps telling me I aintcausin nuthin but problems and now theyre sayin Im in trouble with the government, Im lovin it, I shoveled shit all my life and now I dumping in on Chorus X2 White America! I could be one of your kins White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I gey Verse 2 Look at these eyes, baby b ule, baby just like yourself if they werr brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf but Shadys cute, Shady knew Shadys dimples would help make ladies swoon baby.ooh baby! Look at my sales Lets do the mahth, If I was black I wouldve sold half, I aint have to graduate from Lincoln High

School to know that but I could rap, so fuck school Public Enemy #1 I sense someones tapping into my phones why do I got this feeling in my bones I might die soon The F.B.I might be tryin to pull my file soon I might be walking blind fold into a typhoon I might be seeing rockets light up the night sky Right outside of the window of my living room And if they do you can say goodnight and bye bye to them itunes If I don't try to record as much before I do The plan is to have as many in the can as I can As I stand before you in this booth a walking deadman Blank stare dead pan look as my face as I gaze into space As I wait to be scooped up in that van Mysteriously disappear into thin air And they gon' say a sniper just appeared out of no where And I'll go down in the history as the blood sucking leech Who hid behind the freedom of speech Tryed to take the fifth amendment use it, twist it and bend it And ended up dying to fill out in the heros splinters (?) The business way to end this I can feel the tremors tremendous In remembrance of september 11 Flash back to september 7th When Tupac was murdered in Vegas He said that he predicted his own death Let us never forget it or should we ever live to regret it Like the day John F Kennedy was assasinated in broad day By a craze lunatic with a gun Who just happened to work on the same block in a library book depository Where the President would go for a little friday stroll Shots fired from the grassy knoll But they don't know or do they? Whos they for them to say TouchA Where all vunerable and it's spooky This is about as cookey as I've ever felt now Count down to Nuclear Meltdown 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 You can run you can do what you want to But you know you aint gonna do nuttin When its time its your time You are the prime target You have become Public Enemy Number 1 Never Enough [Eminem] Theres not much you could do or say to phase me People think Im a little bit crazy I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Drezyll have to step in every once in a while to save me To make me stop and think about it fore I just say things Sometimes I forget what other people just may think A lot of rappers probably wouldnt know how to take me If they heard some shit I layed to tape fore they erase me I may be a little too fast-paced and racy Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me

twenty times cause I say so many rhymes it may seem like Im going too fast cause my mind is racing And I could give a fuck what category you place me Long as when Im pushin up daisies and gone As long as you place me amongst one of them greats When I the heavenly gates, Id be cool beside Jay-Z For every single die-hard fan who embrace me Im thankful for the talent in which God gave me And Im thankful for the environment that he placed me Believe it or not, I thank my mom, far as she raised me in a neighborhood daily that jumped and chased me It only made me, what I am today see Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me You aint gonna make or break me Tryin to strip me of my credibility or make me look fake G Youre only gonna be in for a rude awakening Cause sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me And when you face me with all the shit youve been savin to say to me, you had all this time to think about it Now dont pussy out, and try to about face me Cause Ive been patiently waitin for the day that we finally meet, in the same place to see [Chorus 2X: Nate Dogg] No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many MCs I eat up Ohhhh, its never enough [50 Cent] My flows untouchable, now you gotta face it Uh-oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics You gon, say the wrong shit and get your whole face split The smell of victory love it so much I can taste it I spot my target, blaze it, direct hit, graze it Your peace talk, save it, your shit sounds, dated Youre over-rated, Im obli-gated, to study your moves then crush you motherfuckers If Im the best and the worst then Gods gift is a curse Soldier trained to destroy, you payin attention boy? I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss shit To be specific I go ballistic its hieroglyphic My music is a drug, press play you aint gotta sniff it Shoot it or pop it, roll it bag it or chop it It get you high over and over but you gotta cop it When its hot its hot, your hatin is undeniable, stop it [Chorus] No matter how No matter how No matter how Ooh ooh, it's Rabbit Run [[Eminem]] Some days I just wanna up and call it quits I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks Every time I go to get up I just fall in piss many battles I been in and won many magazines on my nuts many emcees I end up never enough

My life's like one great big ball of shit If I could just, put it all into all I spit Instead of always tryin to swallow it Instead of starin at this wall and shit While I sit writer's block, sick of all this shit Can't call it, shit All I know is I'm about to hit the wall if I have to see another one of mom's alcholic fits This is it, last straw, that's all, that's it I ain't dealin with another fuckin politic I'm like a skillet bubblin until it filters up I'm about to kill it, I can feel it buildin up Blow this buildin up, I've been sealed enough My cup, runneth over, I done filled it up The pen explodes and busts, ink spills my guts You think, all I do is stand here and feel my nuts? Well I'ma show you what, you gon' feel my rush You don't feel it, then it must be too real to touch Peal the dutch, I'm about to tear shit up Goosebumps yea, I'ma make your hair sit up Yea sit up, I'ma tell you who I be I'ma make you hate me, cause you ain't me You wait, it ain't too late to finally see what you closed-minded fucks were too blind to see Whoever finds me is gonna get a finder's fee out this world, ain't no one out there mind as me You need piece of mind? Here's a piece of mine All I need's a line But sometimes I don't always find the words to rhyme to express how I'm really feelin at that time Yea sometimes sometimes sometimes It's just sometimes, it's always me How dark can these hallways be? The clock strikes midnight, one-two, then half past three This half-assed rhyme with this half-assed piece of paper {*rip*} I'm desperate at my desk If I can just get the rest of the shit off my chest again Stuck in this slum, can't think of nothin Fuck I'm stumped, but wait, here comes somethin {*crumples paper*} Nope, it's not good enough, scribble it out New pad, crinkle it up, and throw the shit out I'm fizzlin now, thought I figured it out Ball's in my court, but I'm scared to dribble it out I'm afraid, but why am I afraid? Why am I a slave to this trade? Signed out of spit to the grave Real enough to rill you up Want me to flip it I can rip it any style you want I'm a switch hitter bitch, Jimmy Smits ain't a quitter I'ma sit until I get enough in me to finally hit a fuckin boilin point, put some oil in your joints Flip the coin bitch, come get destroyed An MC's worst dream, I make 'em tense They hate me, see me and shake like a chainlink fence By the looks of 'em, you would swear their jaws was comin By the screams of 'em, you would swear I'm sawin someone By the way they're runnin, you would swear the law was comin It's now or never and tonight is all or nothin Momma Jimmy keeps leavin on us, he said he'd be back He pinky promised, I don't think he's honest

I'll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock Fuck this clock, I'ma make 'em eat this watch Don't believe me watch, I'ma win this race And I'ma come back and rub my shit in your face, bitch I found my nitch, you gon' hear my voice 'Til you sick of it, you ain't gonna have a choice If I gotta scream 'til I have half a lung If I had half a chance I'd grab it - Rabbit, run Soldier << Soldier >> --- Eminem Im a soldier Im a soldier Da da da da da dada Im a soldier Im a soldier Yo [Verse #1] Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns Never was a gangster, until I graduated into one And got the rep of a villian, for weapon consealin Took the image of a thug kept shit appealing Will it stick out my neck with respect if it meant life or death Never lived to regret what I said When your me, people just wanna see if its true If its you, what your saying in your raps what you do So they feel, its part of ya obligation of forefill If they see you on the streets face to face are you for real? The compitation aint no compisation if you feel Your in violation, any hesitation? itll get you killed If you feel it, kill it, you can conceal it, reveal it Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets Pull it, squeeze it, til its empty, tempt me, push me, pussies I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze

[Chorus] Im a soldier These shoulders hold up so much They wont budge, Ill never fall or fold up Im a soldier Even if my collar bones crush or crumble I will never slip or stumble Im a soldier These shoulders hold up so much They wont budge, Ill never fall or fold up Im a soldier Even if my collar bones crush or crumble I will never stumble [Verse #2] I love pissing you off, it gets me off Like my lawyers, when the fucking judge lets me off All you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off Ill violate, and all the motherfucking bets be off Im a lit fuse, anything I do just gets news Pistol whipping mother fucker bouncer 62 Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it You sweat bullets and excellent that method to get rid of the next bully Its actually better, cause instead of you murdering You can heard of me come back, and again I kick dirt in them Mr. pooring salt in your wounds, assault and get sued, You can smuggle lawsuits as soon as I walks in the room Everybodys hearts just stops, they call the cops All you see is bitches coming out their halter tops Running and ducking up at Hot Rocks parking lot Youll all get shot, whether its your fault or not

[Chorus] [Verse #3] I spit it slow so these kids know that Im talking to em Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em Im like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rocking to it You mother fuckers can never do it like I can do it Dont even try, youll look stupid, do not pursue it Dont ever run your life trying to knock the truse I spit the illest shit ever, could drive me to it So tic and toc, listen as the sound ticks on the clock Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on the cock Listen to the sound of me spilling my heart through this pen Mother fuckers know that Ill never be Marshall again Full of controversy, until I retire my jearsey Til the fire inside dies and expires at 30 And Lord have mercy on anymore of these rappers that verse me And put a curse on authorities, in the face of diversity [Chorus] Go left, go left, go left right left Go left, go left, go left right left Go left, go left, go left right left Go left, go left, go left right left My Name Is Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. fricky dicky Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. fricky dicky Slim Shady-(X2) Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for ONE second? [EmineM] Hey kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, 'Slim Shady you a basehead!' Uh-uhhh! 'So why's your face red? Man you wasted!' Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Chorus [EmineM] My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high(shhhh) thanks a lot, next semester i'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper, Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians while they're screaming ' LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!' Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' Chorus [EmineM] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip) I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had! Chorus

Just Don't Give A Fuck "Just Don't Give A Fuck" !!! [Intro: Frogg] [ ] Whoah! !! A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't

It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen .. (1967 ) I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background* F-R-O G () And check out the man he goes by the name of er... ( ) ()

[Verse One: Eminem] [ :] Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady ()

I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady M80, ( ?) I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer

,(), (rhymer

Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from

You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album

Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open ,,

I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then ,,, ( ;

My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin ,

You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson

The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton , (:8mile ;

I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

[Chorus:] [:] So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac (?) ' !!' I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! ~!

But see me on the street and duck

cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed ,, ( snuffed

Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! !

[Verse Two: Eminem] [:]

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone () () (Serch

I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone (), () I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason ( ) I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin 20

Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview , I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review

I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals , ( freak

This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols , But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!) , () Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion ,, Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion , The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic , ,, Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict , , Half animal, half man Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can

With more holes than an Afghan [Chorus] []

[Verse Three: Eminem] [3:] Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!) () I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine , (.)

I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin ,

Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion , Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure ,

I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher

I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes

In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush , Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush

Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed ()

Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team 8 Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again

I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median , Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

[Chorus] [ ]

[Outro: Eminem] [:] Hey, fuck that! , Outsidaz.. ( ,) Pace One..Young Zee.. ()

Under The Influence

[Eminem] *talkin' gibberish* Translation So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick Two pills I pop 'til my pupils swell up like 2 pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass So the rats can't chew through his last pants I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning Frightened with 5 little white Vicadin pills bitin' him I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls I light a candle and place it up on the mantle Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' [Swifty] It's just too late [Eminem] Cuz once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains [Swifty McBay] I'm an instigator, 380 slug penetrator Degrading, creating murders to kill haters Accused for every crime known thru the equator They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators My weed'll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face Wit a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi, I do shit on purpose You never hear me say 'forgive me' I'm snatchin' every penny It gotta be that way nigga, face it That weed I sold to you brigade laced it You high and I make the president get a face lift Niggas just afraid, handin' me they bracelets Chillin' in the lab, wasted I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight 1 - [Eminem] Son, you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick Cuz I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick [Bizarre] I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire Slash your tires, flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired Jackin' my dick off in the bed of barb wire (Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch, can't you read the flyer? Special invited guest would be Richard Pryor (Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip

(Damn!) *DJ scratches* I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin' It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion Some bitch asked for my autograph I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom [Kuniva] Ay-yo flashback, 2 seats, 2deep up in that ass crack Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats Be your momma publishin', get your ass capped The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack Raid your motherfuckin' pockets, ASAP I don't need a platinum chain bitch, I snatch Shaq's Born loser, half theif and half black Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at Bitch smacker, rich rappers get their Jag jacked And found chopped up in a trash bag [Dirty Harry] Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell Cuz they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace Gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you Get executed, cuz I'm a looney I got a yuck mouth and it's polluted I cock it back then shoot it I love snatchin' up playas, thugs and young ballas Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers Brigades barricade to bring the noise While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas Toys If I go solo, I'm doin' a song with Polo A big Chinese nigga, screamin' ? yo yo I leave ya face leakin' Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin' Take a swing at the deacon [The Kon Artis] I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight I was straight until I got caught sellin' em shaped I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my tent With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order I've been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water In cahoots with this nigga named Fall Out Von Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery) I signed to a local label for fun Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run Ride by you in the rain while you carry your son Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' niggas run up they funds Used to be the type of nigga that was full of someone's 'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough

Repeat 1 [Eminem - Outro] Suck my motherfuckin' dick D-12 Dirty motherfuckin' Dozen Nasty like a stank slut bitch with 30 fuckin' husbands Bizarre kid Swifty McBay The Kon Artis The Kuniva Dirty Harry Haha, and Slim Shady Guilty Conscience Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. (I cant take this no more, I cant take it no more homes) But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... (Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this) Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) Im your motherfuckin conscience Thats nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunts cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay Youll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renees razor blade Yeah but if it all goes through like its supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and theyll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, shes older than George Burns Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Man, dont do it, its not worth it to risk it! (Youre right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Dont even listen to Slim yo, hes bad for you (You know what Dre? I dont like your attitude..) (Its alright cmon, just come in here for a minute) (Mmm, I dont know!) (Look baby..) (Damn!) (Yo, its gonna be alright, right?) (Well OK..) Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (Give me a kiss!) After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... (Shit!) Now listen to me, while youre kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitchs earlobe.. (Yo! This girls only fifteen years old You shouldnt take advantage of her, thats not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, aint you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard days work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. (WHAT THE FUCK?!?!) (Grady!!) Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work shes

with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCHS HEAD OFF!!! Wait! What if theres an explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe hes right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? Thats what I did, be smart, dont be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! Whatchu say? (Whats wrong? Didnt think Id remember?) Ima kill you motherfucker! Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin straight outta Compton yall better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? Cause he dont need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, wheres your gun at? gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired Kill You [Verse 1] When I just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it cause that's just the way she was They said I can't rap about bein broke no more They say I can't rap about coke no more

(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?! () , ? (AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin () Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you () , I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you (AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos () , Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma? , ? 'Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, ' snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?' , ?' You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late , , I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states 300 2 I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches , vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*} , ! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all [] danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts , , , Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts , , , , [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me ! Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef ! We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead . for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me - Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me ! .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. (?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) ( ) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) (?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. .. [Verse 2] Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you , , Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up! , , ! I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em I ain't ask to rap, but I rap on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added [ , ] WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! ! ? ! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult ? ! And if you ever give in(it?) to him, you give him an impulse , to do it again, THEN, if he does it again you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th 10 (Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus () , I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times . in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman? , , ''? Serial killer hidin murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in . [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me ! Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef ! We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead . for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me - Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me !

.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. (?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) ( ) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) (?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. .. [Verse 3] Eh-heh, know why I say these things? ? Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE! '' 8 TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things ''? , Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks ! Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer ! from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her 70000 from principal to the study body and counselor , from in-school to before school to out of school I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY , I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J. I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE You faggots keep eggin me on til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? ? SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet ! I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you YOU HEAR ME? ANS WER ME! ? ! [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me ! Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef

 ! We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead . for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me - Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me ! .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. (?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) ( ) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) (?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. .. [Outro] Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies , You know I love you.. .. Encore [50] Sh-sh-sh-SHA-DY! Aftermath [Em] Ha ha, G-G-G-G, G-Unit! [50] Ha ha! (Ha ha) [Chorus: 50 + Eminem] Cause we came here to set this party off right Lets bounce toniiiiiight And if they dont let us in through the front do Come through the siiiiiide Cause I dont wanna ever leave the game without at least saying goodbyyyyyye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right scream one last tiiiiiime [Eminem] Get your ass up for the Doctor, one more time Get your ass up for the Doctor, cmon now! Here we go, cliffhanger, its another club banger Got you hangin on the edge of your seat, get on down [Dr. Dre] Times up, games over, you lose, I win Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year, next phase begin Look whos got you goin crazy again Ima trend, I set one every time Im in I go out and just come back full circle again You a fad, that means you somethin that we already had But once youre gone you dont come back [Eminem] Too bad, youre off the map now, radar cant even find you

We stay on the grind you slip, we out-grind you You walk around mad you let your anger blind you We walk around just playin the violin behind you Enough with all the pissin and moanin, whinin and bitchin Sit and observe, listen youll learn if you pay attention Why I send multi-platinum albums, later three diamond Worldwide, we on the charts with a bullet, and still climbin [Chorus] [Em] [Dr] [Em] [50] When Dr. Dre says crunk, you will get it crunk! Get it crunk (CRUNK, CRUNK, CRUNK) And when 50 Cent says jump, you get on one foot and Jump (JUMP, JUMP, JUMP)

[Dr. Dre] The buzz is tremendous, we drop you artists censored I dont gotta promote it, for you to know that Doc is off the benches [Eminem] We keep the party rockin off the hinges We aint showin off, were just goin off, popular contentions [Dr. Dre] But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk, Doc is all washed up, knock it off, who the fuck is Doc impressin? Doctors this, Doctors that, you got the wrong impression You must be on the cock of Doc, cause Doc left you all guessin So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record {*crackle*} WHAT? We gon have this motherfucker hoppin in a second (PUMP PUMP) Thats why we always save the best cut last to make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass [Eminem] Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers whom if it wasnt for rap to bridge the gap maybe raised to be racist Who may have never got to see our faces Graced the cover of Rolling Stone pages, broke down barriers of language and races, just call on the caped crusaders and leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play the back and forth all day like the hot potato game thats why we came to [Chorus] [Eminem] 50 Cent, cmon! [50 Cent] Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do We make the club jump, everywhere we go Its no secret, everybody know When Dres involved, theres plenty money involved [Dr. Dre] And plenty honies involved, the sunny Sundays and palm trees Cali, every day is just another party from the valleys All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, lets rally [Eminem] Hands up for the grand finale

Now raise up out your seat, Dres about to speak Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week [Dr. Dre] You can catch me in the studio, bangin out the beats to provide you with the heat that keep blazin out your speaker [Eminem] So never say never cause Shady/Aftermath together along with G-Unit Records, presents the return of The, The Doc (and Shady) no one can do it better We tear the club up and leave without a shred of evidence that uh [Chorus] [Eminem] Yeah! Ha ha Still Aftermath, 2006 And dont worry bout that Detox album, its comin We gon make Dre do it (ha ha) 50 Cent, G-Unit Obie Trice, D-Twizy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre, we aint leavin Lets go! Ha ha Ladies and gentlemen Thank you all for comin out PEACE! {*crowd cheers to fade and chants Em-i-nem*} [Eminem] Oh shit, I almost forgot, youre comin with me! {*gunshots*} [Eminem] {*laughing*} {*scream*} [Eminem] {*laughing*} Bye bye! Business Intro: Dr Dre: Marshall, sounds like an S. O. S. Eminem: Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're f***ing right! Dr Dre: To the rap mobile, let's go! Lady: Marshall! Marshall! Eminem: bi***es and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry step right up! Introducing the star of our show, his name is... Lady: Marshall! Eminem: You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without futher adieu, I bring to you... Lady: Marshall!

Verse N1: Your bout to witness hip hop in its Most pourest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is back! Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges VRRM VRRM Yeah, here I come My inches away from you, here fear none Hip hop is in a state of 911, so Chorus 2x: Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the sh** down On these clowns, can i get a witness? Dr Dre: Hell Yeah Verse N2: Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles Gee willycores Dre, holly bat syllables Look at all the bullsh** that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it was till everyone knows the sh** The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it On an eighties songs and Exagerate it all So much They make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rapping and you know what for The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll To Marshall and Andre's carnival C'mon, now! Chorus 2x: Verse N3: It's just like old times, the dynamic duo Two old friends, why panic? You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center 8 0 0 You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat People stepping over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease over these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can sh** be so easy How can one Sandra be so leavy Turn on these beats MC's dont see me Believe me, BET and MTV Are gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothing but clowns down here

But we, ain't f***ing around round here Yo Dre! Dr Dre: Whuddup? Eminem: Can I get a hell yeah? Dr Dre: Hell Yeah Chorus 2x: Outro: Eminem: So there you have it folks Lady: Marshall! Eminem: Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullsh** does not pay Because Lady: Marshall! Eminem: And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and grey Lady: Marshall! Eminem: So until next times friends Same blonde hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening Lady: Marshall! Eminem: Oh, hah Marshall Mathers 11. Marshall Mathers [Eminem] You know I just don't get it , Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? , , ? Get the fuck out of here Chorus One: Eminem You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) , Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers ) I'm just a regular guy, ,

I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ( ) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, , all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) ( ) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take shots at me ) ( )

[Eminem] Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin , You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollering at him , Cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin(grrrr, ARF ARF) (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, 2pac , With a cocked shotgun drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see wh at the big deal is , [Pac : Tupac Shakur , Eminem Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Biggie 2Pac Chris Wallace 2 12 [Chris Wallace : B.I.G. . ] Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Biggie 2Pac Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets , And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just wa tch Crist , And just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin starti n shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ('God damnit!') Remi Martin , 26 Cartman I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started N'sync Backstreet boys Ricky martin , These fuckin brats can't sing And Britney's garbage, What's this bitch retarded? Britney, ? Gimme back my sixteen dollars 16 All I see is sissies in magazines smiling . Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? ? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and get tin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? ' ' New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick New Kids on the Block, Boy/girl groups make me sick

/ And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma love it.. (hahaha) ..() Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh) said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Vanilla Ice (-) 'Vibe' () Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) () [Vanilla Ice : Eminem , A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, 'I don' t care, just bite me' (nah nah) , ' , ' ( I think I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl , 4 Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call th emselves 'Clowns' cause they look queer , Faygo Root '' Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (f uckin punks) 20 , And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out , (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! (!) , blaow()! ,Look at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, S outh of 10 10 , And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails D-12 Lee Nails() [D-12 : Eminem Eminem , Eminem 'Slim Anus,' you damn right, Slim Anus ' ( )', , I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots! Chorus Two: Eminem

Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) , Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers ) I'm not a wrestler guy, , I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) ( ) Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me ) , ( And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your best s hot at me) ( ) [Eminem] Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me? ? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy

 , , Now because of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've g ot, I've gone pop? () ? The underground just spunned around and did a 360 (360) Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies 'Oh, he just did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy' ', , MC Get-Bizzy My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin , 1 Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? , ? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? , Mathers ? It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] faggot! [ Fred Gibson], ! Talkin about I fabricated my past () He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) (!) So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do? , ? For every million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!) 90 (, !) A half-brother and sister who never seen me Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV TV Now everybody's so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp -! , Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big white ass , ? Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help: , : uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL , - , Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself , Chorus One (2X)

Mockingbird Yeah, I know sometimes Things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up, little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip, what you cryin' about? You got me Hailie I know you miss your mom When I'm gone but I'm tryin' to I can see you're sad, even when I can see it in your eyes, deep and I know you miss your dad give you the life that I never had you smile, even when you laugh inside you wanna cry

'Cause you're scared, I ain't there, daddy's with you in your prayers No more cryin', wipe them tears, daddy's here no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney Uncle's crazy ain't he yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got it this world, when it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusin' you Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news I try to keep up sheltered from it but somehow it seems The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me All the things growin' up as Daddy that he had to see Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and But things have got so bad between us, I don't see Bein' together ever again, like we used to be when But then of course everything always happens for a me us ever we was teenagers reason

I guess it was never meant to be but it's just somethin' That we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this'll all just be a dream Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya Daddy's here to hold you through the night I know mommy's not here right now And we don't know why, we feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise, momma's gon' be alright Heh, it's funny, I remember back one year When daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree And said some of 'em were from me 'Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night cryin' 'Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time, every house that we lived in

Either kept gettin' broken into and robbed or shot up on the block And your mom, was savin' money for you in a jar Tryin' to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars, 'til someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad, it broke your momma's heart And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart Mom and dad was arguin' a lot, so momma moved back On the Chalmers in the flat, one bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his CD And met Dr. Dre and flew you and momma out to see me But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me Then you started seein' daddy on the TV And momma didn't like it and you and Laney were too young To understand that papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry, you were there and had to witness it first hand 'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I'm sittin' in this empty house, just reminiscin', lookin' At your baby pictures, it just trips me out to see how much You both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here Laney, I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it don't it? Shh, momma's only gone for the moment Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya Daddy's here to hold you through the night I know mommy's not here right now And we don't know why, we feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise, momma's gon' be alright And if you ask me to Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird, I'ma give you the world I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And And I'd And if that mockingbird don't sing that ring don't shine, I'ma break that birdie's neck go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya make him eat every carat, don't fuck with dad, ha ha

Bitch Please II [Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit? [Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't! Ahhh! They didn't do it again, what-what, what-what? Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre? [Dre] Oh fo' sho'!

[Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that? This is special right here What-what, what-what-what? Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie Yeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre? [Dr. Dre] Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit on Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit) Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts and watch mosh pits til motherfuckers knock each other unconcious (Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla cars Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshaw from Long Beach to South Central {*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggaz again These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (Hehe) You and what army could harm me? D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach (East-syde!) Came a long way, to makin these songs play It'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way I got a long uz', and I carry it all day (Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein Andre, but I.. [Snoop Dogg] somehow, someway - tell 'em, nigga You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg) Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fuck I'm comin from I get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin son Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of 'em the same - bang bang! Damn baby girl what's your name? I forgot - what'd you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzed Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem (Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?) The Great White American Hope, done hooked up with the King of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy! Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop) And you don't really wanna fuck, with me Only nigga that I trust, is me Fuck around and make me bust, this heat [Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance [Xzibit] I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God All jokes aside, come bounce with us Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon

Chorus 2X [Eminem - impersonating Snoop] Awww naww, big Slim Dogg Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY He's Sha-day! [Snoop] He's so cra-zay! [Eminem] Hahaha! Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy White pickets outside the Interscope offices every night What if he's right? I'm just a criminal, makin a living off of the world's misery - what in the world gives me the right to say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me I just want you all to notice me and people to see that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me is cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV or heard the CD usin the fag word so freely it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down? {*LOWER pitch*} Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot You happy now? Look here [Eminem - impersonating Snoop] I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go) Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know) I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do') Come back and shoot the club up with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo') Chorus 2X [Xzibit] 2001 and forever Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg C'mon, yeah!! Superman Intro Oooooh You high baby? Yaaahhh Yah? Talk to me You want me to tell you something? Uh huh I know what you want to hear A Chorus Cuz, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too, I think I love you baby, ' I think I love you too'/I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world, I w ant to grow together, let's let our love unfurl/you know you want me baby, you k now I want you too, they call me superman, I'm here to rescue you/I want to save

you girl, come be in Shady's world, 'Ooooh boy you drive me crazy,' Bitch you m ake me earl... Verse 1 They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now/I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relation ship, save it bitch, babysit? You make me sick/Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick/straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a m uthafuckin' slut, to her face/ play no games, say no names, ever since I broke u p with what's her face/I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick, get my cash? I'd rather have you whip my ass/Don't put out, I'll put you out. Won't get out, I'll push you out/ Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you out/Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch if you d ied, I wouldn't buy you life/What you tryin' to be my new wife? What you Mariah? Fly through twice Bridge But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go. Saturday through Sun day, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo/Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll s omeday grow, till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho B Chorus Cus I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, ca n't be your Superman/ I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman Verse 2 Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes, it's no secret, everybody knows/Yeah we f ucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goes/We'll be friends, I 'll call you again, I'll chase you around every bar you attend/ Never know what kind of car I'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying then/You don't wan t that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys/too much pri de, between you and I, not a jealous man, but females lie/But I guess that's jus t what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two?/I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you Bridge A Chorus/B Chorus Verse 3 First thing you say, 'I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day/I don't see what the big deal is anyways, you're just plain old Marshall to me'/Oooh yah gi rl run that game, 'Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that s ay? Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great'/First off you don't know Marshall, at all s o grow partial, that's ammo for my arsenal, I'll slap you off that barstool/ther e goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you, good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle/you want what you can't have, ooh girl that' s too damn bad, don't touch what you can't grab, end up with two backhands/put a nthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't stand/girl you just blew your ch ance, don't mean to ruin your plans Prechorus A Chorus/B Chorus B Chorus X2 8 Mile

Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might ( , ) Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write ( , ) Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life ( ) Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics ( ) And show these people what my level of skill's like ( ) But I'm still white, sometimes I fuckin' hate life ( , ) Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights ( , ) Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like ( , ) Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault (da duh duh da da, ) Great then I falls, my insides crawl ( , ) and I clam up {*wham*} I just slam shut ( ) I just can't do it, my whole manhood's ( , ) just been stripped, I have just been vicked ( , ) So I must then get, off the bus then slip ( ) Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home ( , ) World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road (8 Mile , ) I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan ( , ) Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land ( , ,) Time to really just take matters into my own hands ( ) Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back ( ) (8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin (-8 Mile - , ) Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone ( , ) And go follow the footsteps I'm makin my own ( ) Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road ( 8 Mile ) I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back ( , ) the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap ( , ) To the same plant, and the same pants ( , ) Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP ( , ) And get a new plan, momma's got a new man ( , )

Poor little baby sister, she don't understand ( , ) Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad ( ) And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand ( ) While she colors her big brother and mother and dad ( , , ) Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head ( ) Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had ( ) But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad! ( ) Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet ( , ) It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet ( ) Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep ( , ) The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best ( , ) And I try, sit alone and I cry ( , ) Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by ( , ) That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God ( , ) Please don't let me be bitchin holdin no regular job ( ) Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are ( ) Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow ( ) Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye ( , ) Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far ( ) But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know ( 8 Mile , ) And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow ( , ) On everything I own, I'll make it on my own ( , ) Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road ( , 8 Mile ) [chorus] You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it ( , ) Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest ( , ) To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits ( ) It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate (, , ) of authenticity, you'd never even see ( , ) But it's everything to me, it's my credibility

( , ) You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC ( , , ) who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me ( ) But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time ( ) Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes ( ) Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline ( ) But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go ( ) Who must I show, to bust my flow ( , ) Where must I go, who must I know ( , ) Or am I just another crab in the bucket ( ) Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it ( , ) Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit ( , ) I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with ( ) I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit ( , ) if the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit ( ) And it's cold, tryin to travel this road ( , ) Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode ( ) My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want ( , ) is pity from no one, the city is no fun ( , ) There is no sun, and it's so dark ( , ) Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart ( ) I'm torn in my limbs, by each one of my friends ( ) It's enough to make me just wanna jump out of my fucken skin ( ) Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not ( , ) what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top ( , , ) I just explode, the kettle gets so hot ( , ) Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got ( ) But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn ( , ) Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned ( ) Ain't no fallin no next time I meet a new girl ( , ) I can no longer play stupid or be immature

( , ) I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage ( , ) Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words ( , ) Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge ( , ) Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured ( ) Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third ( 3 ) I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird ( , ) Then I turn and cross over the median curb ( 8 Mile ) Hit the verbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road ( , 8 Mile )