BIRTHDAY MAD LIB FOR BOYS aged 10-13

This is a 95-word Mad Lib for boys who have their party on, full of body parts, liquids,
weapons, and an adverb or two because they know what that is now. List at end.

______ woke up early on Saturday morning. “Wow!’ he said, hitting his younger brother
on the _____. “It’s my birthday, dude! Today I am _____ years old!” He arose with
alacrity, dressed, brushed his ____ thoroughly with ______and went downstairs. He had
his favorite breakfast, ______ with _______ sprinkled on top, a little bit of ______, and
lots of ____ to drink. Then he watered the ______ and took out the _____ because he
wanted to be extra-helpful: TODAY WAS HIS _____ , ______, ______ totally cool
Airsoft Gun Battle Birthday Party!

His guests arrived at _____ in the _____. They were dressed in ______ and ______
because he had mentioned to them they might end up getting wet. Extra _____ of
_______ had been brought along by the guests for this eventuality, at the request of
______ mother. All the parents were really glad to get rid of their kids and drove off
______ in their ______for a few free hours of _____.

First everyone ran around the house, _____ and _____. Then, after they had gotten
settled in, they started their airsoft gun battle. They strapped their _____ on to protect
their _____, shouldered their _____ and went forth to do battle, _____ like banshees.
Luckily ____ mother had warned all the ______ in the ______ and they all stayed inside.
Finally, all the ammunition was gone, and the guests collapsed _____, ___ streaming
from their ____ . After they recovered, their next activity was to lock _____ younger
brother into the _____, requiring ______ dad to pick the lock with a _____, which he did.

Then, the doorbell rang. ______ went to answer the ____ and who should be standing
there but ______, doing a special birthday pizza delivery! The kids were out of their
_____ with excitement. _______ autographed everyone’s airsoft gun with a permanent
marker! And had his ____ taken with each guest using dad’s digital ______! After he
left, everyone chowed down on the _____, and there was lots of ____ to drink. They
sprayed each other with the _____ of _____ , which they thought was very _____, but
when they sprayed ____ younger brother he started to ______, so they locked him in the
_____ again, requiring dad to pick the lock with a _____, which he did.

Then they had the birthday _____ and ice cream. There were ___ candles _____ on the
______, so many that _____ could not ____ them out himself and had to have help.
There was a little situation with the ice cream, and nobody knows who started it. But
_______ was seen pouring a _____ of it down the back of ____ ‘s ______ and this fact
was established by corroborating evidence from _____ and _____. However it got
started, it led to a free-for-all which resulted in every boy having to take off his _____, be
hosed down with _____, and putting on the clean ______ the mothers had sent along in
______. Then they locked _____ younger brother in the ______ again, requiring dad to
pick the lock with a _____, which he did.
After _____ unwrapped his presents, which included ______ and ______ and ________
favorite, an exploding, glow-in-the-dark ________, they got to do the piñata. Since there
was no more ammunition left, they had to use _____. Dad wrapped a ______ around
their _____ and turned them ____ ____ times. Nobody even came close to hitting the
piñata, so _____ dad threw it a couple times against the basketball hoop and it broke
open, releasing dozens of pieces of ______.

At ______ in the ______the parents drove back up the driveway in their _____ to pick up
their _____, ______ sons and take them home for party detox. It had been a _______
day and a _______, _______ birthday party!

1. name of birthday boy 2. name of younger brother 3. body part 4. number 5. body part

6. gooey substance 7-9 food item 10. beverage 11. noun, plural 12. noun 13-15 adjective

16. number 17. time of day 18-19 clothing item 20. type of container 21. another clothing item

22. name of birthday boy 23. adverb 24. mode of transportation 25-27 –ing verb 28. noun, plural

29. body part, plural 30. kind of weapon 31. –ing verb 32. birthday boy 33. noun 34. same

noun with suffix –hood attached 35. adjective 36. fluid 37. body part 38. name of birthday boy

39. small room or place in house 40. name of birthday boy 41. noun 42. name of birthday boy

43. structural component of house 44. favorite action hero or male movie star 45. body part, plural

46. action hero, again 47. noun 48. noun 49. food 50. beverage 51. container 52. beverage

53. adjective 54. name of birthday boy 55. verb 56. small room or place in house 57. noun

58. noun 59. number 60. –ing verb 61. food 62. name of birthday boy 63. verb.

64. name of a party guest 65. container 66. name of another party guest 67. item of clothing

68. name of another party guest 69. name of another party guest 70. item of clothing 71. liquid

72. clothing 73. container 74. name of birthday boy 75. small room or place in house 76. noun

77. name of birthday boy 78-81 noun 82. weapon 83. item of clothing 84. body part

85. direction 86. number 87. very small object 88. number 89. time of day 90. mode of

transportation 91-95 adjective