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Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai. Osama to Amitabh:How are you! Amitabh:Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam,Aur aap!! Osama :Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum. In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa`s wife. WIFE-Shoot him!Sho ot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I`m changing d battery of my camera. Girl:I Like Ur`Teeth`. Boy:Oh Really,Why! Girl:.......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorit e Color. Boy:Xcuse Me Girl:Jee Kahiye Boy:Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mot her`s DAY.... Birdy birdy in sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I don''t cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya. Nurse(Sharmak ar) Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He. According to a research 87%of young people have back pain. . . . . . . . .The ot her 13%have no computer. This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog ,for dog,20 dog,seconds dog!..Now read without the word dog World`s Smallest resignation letter! Respected sir, I luv your wife.

A girl says to her boyfriend,One kiss and I`ll be yours forever. The guy says th anks for the warning! First the engagement ring,then the wedding ring, then the suffering. Teacher:`I killed a person`convert this sentence into future tense. Student:The future tense is`You will go to jail`. Lovers r Outgoing Calls, Aunties r Tollfree Calls, Callgirls r Roaming Calls, Ne ighbour Girls r Missed Calls. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurs e:-I Love U sister.... Difference between Husband and gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane! Before marriage: Roses are red,sky is blue, O my darling!I love you... After Mar riage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don`t come near me, Before marriage: Roses are red,sky is blue, O my darling!I love you... After Mar riage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don`t come near me. Wife:What is 10 years with me! Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me! Husb and:A coin. Wife:ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I`ll marry u next year.

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Women are like fruits. Every woman has her own unique taste and color The proble m is the men, They seem to love fruit salad. "Empty Pockets teaches million things in life..." But, "Full Pockets spoil`s U i n million ways. I love hearing rumors about myself, most of the time,its stuff I didn`t even kno w about myself. Question: Wht Wud Be The Most Romantic Horrible Scene! Ans: A Guy Is Enjoying Fr ench Kiss With Her Girlfriend N Suddenly She Vomits. Think you are sitting in front of computer what computer will think? intel insid e mental outside. I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week. yours lovingly,soap and tooth Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Sta rt S-Sleeping Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 cracks r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill... Docter to tintumon:u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u d ie? Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live withou t a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers o n the track News:32 girls r admitted in KIMS Hospital 4 suiside attempt. Reason:tin2`s mobil e was swich off yesterday !silly girls:-) Tintu was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.... WHY?? Because his doctor advised him: Today`s dinner should be light... When u born..the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all p eople N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST" My Attitude :- A Girl proposed to me. And I said: ! ! "Sorry, I won`t accept you r proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."! Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet Dundumol said: Jupiter Minimol said : Saturn Tintumon said: 'Animal planet' What`s the loudest noise in the jungle? A Monkey eating cherries. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I`m a lady and I play with boys!!

When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I`m older, I don`t need the W. When in life, you wake up n you don`t see anyone, then come to me. I will be the re to take you to an eye specialist! When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon? He took them to a pign ic. why are footballers never invited to dinner? answer: because they are always dri bbling. Why are men like commercials? You can`t believe a word they say. Why couldn`t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engage d. Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be h ell Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!" Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the stove. Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She doe s not want to wake the sleeping tablets! Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it would look silly with six inches . Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren`t listening the first time! Why don`t aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny. Why is Hillary upset? Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won`t be the LAST! Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicapped spots . Why were the teacher`s eyes crossed? She couldn`t control her pupils.

Why won`t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Hu sband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!! Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! Written on the front side of a Girl`s T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is an Old T shirt "..! Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered... Hey, wh ere on earth IS MY ROOF! You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot toda y. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then us ed against you. You look so good you could be on Telivision. You`re already blurred.

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You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared. You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don`t you like pizza ?! You`re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite... Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! Your kid may be an honors student, but you`re still an idiot. Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid i n 2 minutes. Be a friend with at least one person at ur University, Who bring His/Her own tra nsport Otherwise u will be stuck at your campus for good. One Crack love with a nurse. HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister ".

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually.. Those seductive eyes Those kissable lips Dat sexy smile Saucy ass Da perfect tlk Enough abt me hw r u? Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz sta rt teeth brushing regularly Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps wo rd reversely. If U r in 10sion, If nothing seems rght, If u fnd no way out, Thn jst thnk of me only once, I will be always there 2 INCREASE ur 10sions Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English. Boy: Its Mr.FLIE GO Teacher: R U Try ng 2 B Funny? Boy: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA Crack and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Crack shouted y ou are seeing my wife. Go N sit back. I will drive auto Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple.. A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d wall N at bedtime he points at dem N says : "Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy." HEIGHT OF STATUS: Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. Shopkeeper: Ur dog is eating my fru its Lady: Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them