Hot in Cleveland returns for its fifth season with a live
episode that airs Wednesday on TV Land.
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Cleveland rocks another live episode as TV Land sitcom returns On the Cover Game Time Unscramble the letters noted with asterisks within the puzzle to identify the featured celebrity. ACROSS 1. Vergara of Modern Family 5. This Is the __; 2013 James Fran- co movie 8. __ __ instant; suddenly 9. Role on The Goldbergs 13. Natalie Coles dad 14. Ma in Marseilles 15. Days of __ Lives 16. Yes, __ 17. Mac alternatives 18. Life __ __; 2012 film 21. Tos partner, in phrase 22. Alices workplace 25. Actor on M*A*S*H 26. Compete 27. Simon or Williams 28. Vanilla __; movie for Tom Cruise 30. Role on Two and a Half Men 34. CX 35. __ 911! (2003-09) 36. __ Got a Secret 38. Masi Okas role on Hawaii Five- 0 40. __ Beale; NCIS: Los Angeles role 41. Actress Panabaker 42. Unsolved Mysteries host DOWN 1. The __-__; musical game show 2. Bird __ __ Wire; 1990 Mel Gib- son movie 3. Big __ Liar; 2002 Frankie Muniz film 4. __ Plain Sight (2008-12) 5. Unhappily __ After 6. 90 degrees from NW 7. __ Dead Gorgeous; 1999 Kirsten Dunst film 9. Mayberry resident 10. Period in history 11. Elementary actress (2) 12. Time periods: abbr. 14. Trapper John, __ (1979-86) 19. Role on The Middle 20. __ favor; part of a polite hombres request 23. Ms. Longoria 24. Actor on Blue Bloods 28. Bro or sis 29. Kourtney & Kim Take New __ 30. __ Wives 31. Actor Nicholas __ 32. Actress __-Margret 33. __ Time for Sergeants 36. Pauls cousin on Mad About You 37. Singer Damone 39. Setting for Designing Women: abbr. 40. Spielbergs 1982 creature By Jay Bobbin Zap2it TV Lands first big success in original sitcoms is aiming to stay hot by starting a season live. Hot in Cleveland begins its fifth round the same way it came back in the middle of its fourth, with stars Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White per- forming the episode as viewers see it (in the Eastern half of the country) Wednesday, March 26. Immediately after, Season 3 of the Cleveland spinoff The Soul Man will debut the same way, with Cedric the Entertain- er and his cast also going live. Linking the halves of the event, White and Cedric will appear in both series, to be shown on tape on the West Coast but with no modifica- tions. Hot in Cleveland normally is done in front of a studio audience, as was the comedy that made Bertinelli famous, One Day at a Time ... but she confirms the live-telecast aspect doesnt mean less nerves. Oh, heck, no, she says with a knowing laugh. The jitters already started a month ahead. I love it be- cause the energy is amazing, and then the show is done, then theres just fun afterward, but its a little heart-pounding while youre doing it. Bertinelli recalls the first Hot in Cleveland live shot went extremely well. There was one moment where Wendie had to get from one set to the next within five seconds, literally, and you could hear her running in the background to try to get to her entrance in time. It was actually quite funny, and it was hard for Jane and me not to giggle. Then at the end, we all just let go and had a big smile on our faces. Moreover, the script was written as a farce, Bertinelli reports, so timing was everything. We didnt have the luxury of really messing up, because it would break all the timing of each joke. I have a feeling that this time, if there are moments that give us the giggles, theyll let that go to see what happens. I think most people were disappointed that we didnt mess up. According to Bertinelli, White remains the engine that powers the train on live-show nights. Shes her own animal, just a freak of nature, bless her, Bertinelli muses. There is no way we can ever complain about anything then again, why would we? because that woman works her butt off. 3
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Send questions of general interest to TV Pipeline, StarTV, 1729 Grand Blvd., Kansas City, MO 64108 or e-mail to tvmgr@kcstar.com. Writers must include their name and city. Personal replies cannot be sent. Does ABC intend to kill Killer Women? TV Pipeline W O R D S E A R C H Tricia Helfer TV Content Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 TV Jumble . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 On the Cover . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Sunday. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 Weekdays . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 Monday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Tuesday. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Wednesday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Thursday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Friday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Saturday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20 Best Bets. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24 Critics Choice . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .29 Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Soaps . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46 By JAy BOBBiN Zap2it Q: i loved Killer Women. Do you know if its coming back? Judy Harkness, Marietta, Ohio A: ABC hadnt given any official word as of this writing, and the network often doesnt confirm cancellations until it announces its next seasons lineup in May, but a couple of things may work against the Tricia Helfer-starring, Sofia Vergara-produced show being renewed. It didnt score particularly high ratings, to the degree that its original order was reduced by two episodes, thus ending its run to open up that Tuesday hour for Mind Games. Q: i enjoyed the BBC America miniseries about ian Fleming. is there a chance Dominic Coo- per, who played Fleming, could play James Bond someday? Brian Grant, Ventura, Calif. A: Theres always a chance, and Cooper wouldnt mind getting that invitation, as he told us in a conversation about the recent Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond. He realizes Daniel Craig is still committed for at least the next two movies, and he admit- ted hes not sure whether having a prior connection to Bond would work for or against him. Time will tell. Q: What has happened to Soap- Net? it has disappeared from the local lineup. Elaine isaac- son, West Palm Beach, Fla. A: Actually, it has disappeared from every lineup, since it no longer exists. Its last day of op- eration was Dec. 31, and theres no question it took a big hit when ABC whose parent company, Disney, also owned SoapNet discontinued All My Children and One Life to Live. Another blow to the channel was the loss of The Young and the Restless, which CBS transferred to its own, co-owned TVGN last summer. Q: Doesnt The Tonight Show moving back to New york make it more likely that bigger stars will appear on the late-night shows based on the East Coast? Julie Sparks, Racine, Wis. A: Not necessarily, since if you also consider the late-late night shows, its a fairly even split between the coasts. NBC moved Tonight back to New York for the Jimmy Fal- lon era and has kept Late Night there for Seth Meyers with Da- vid Lettermans Late Show still there for CBS, of course. However, Los Angeles remains not only the home base for ABCs Jimmy Kimmel Live and CBS The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson but also for TBS Conan and Arsenio Halls syn- dicated show. There are enough shows for enough guests for both sides of the country, then. Q: What happened to Jessica yellin of CNN? i havent seen her there in a while. Steve Portman, Buffalo, N.y. A: The networks former chief White House correspondent was moved last summer to a position reporting on domestic affairs, and she left CNN a couple of months later. She also had cov- ered the White House for ABC for several years prior to her CNN tenure. 4
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Man of the House (2005) Tommy Lee Jones. GOLF 65 33 27 36 641 Morning Drive Varied Programs GSN 219 179 179 47 173 Blockbust Press Luck Century $ Pyramid Password Pyramid 1 vs. 100 Lingo FamFeud FamFeud Catch 21 Pyramid Deal-Deal Deal-Deal Shop/Drop Shop/Drop HALL 61 137 137 70 176 Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family Home & Family Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Varied Programs Hunters Hunt intl Varied Programs HiST 27 46 32 55 256 Varied Programs LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Howi Met Howi Met Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Wife Swap METSPT 30 68 44 Spo. Zone Varied Programs MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. 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To Have and Have Not (1944) (CC) (DVS) Cynthia (1947) T A Passage to india (CC) (:15) Great Expectations (1946) (CC) (:15) The Passionate Friends (1949) Madeleine (1950) Ann Todd. (CC) Doctor Zhivago W Tarzan, the Ape Man Trader Horn (1931) Harry Carey. (CC) (:15) King Solomons Mines (1937) (:15) Mogambo (1953) Clark Gable. (CC) (DVS) DrumsAfrc Th Upperworld (1934) (:15) The Case of the Howling Dog (1934) (:15) Red Hot Tires (1935) Man of iron (1935) (:45) i Am a Thief (1935) Act of Violence F (7:00) Orphans of the Storm (:45) Sherlock Holmes (1922) (:15) The Racket (1928) (:45) The Ship From Shanghai The Silver Horde (1930) Dangr Lite TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Couple Couple Freaky Eat Freaky Eat Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear 19 Kids and Counting: Varied Programs TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Supernatural Supernatural Supernatural Bones Bones Bones Bones Castle TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Uncle Gra. Scooby Scooby Garfeld Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Mysteries-Museum No Reservation Varied Programs Food Paradise Bizarre Foods/Zimmern TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Worlds Dumbest... Worlds Dumbest... Varied Programs TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 Griffth The Andy Griffth Show Griffth Gunsmoke Varied Programs Gunsmoke Varied Gunsmoke Varied Programs (1:50) Bonanza Bonanza TVONE 217 173 173 157 News One Now Dish Nation Dish Nation Varied Programs UNiV 26 17 73 48 (6:00) Despierta Amrica! Como Dice el Dicho Destilando Amor Hoy La Mujer del Vendaval El Gordo y la Flaca USA 39 62 52 39 124 M Smart People (2008) Dennis Quaid. 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(N) TVPG (:01) Revenge Disgrace A public showdown. TVPG News News Two and a Half Men The Big Bang Theory 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 Masterpiece Classic Sharpes Peril Opium traffcking ring. TVPG (CC) (DVS) NewsHour Wk Charlie Rose -- The Week Secrets of the Tower of London TVPG (CC) Makers: Women Who Make America TV14 (CC) (DVS) Father Brown The Blue Cross TVG (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 i Hate My Wrinkles! Paid Program Republic of Doyle A widow hires the Doyles. TV14 Private Practice Charlotte is found injured. TV14 Castle Preventing a city-wide catastrophe. TVPG The Closer Slippin Three youngsters are shot. TV14 KMBC 9 News (CC) Modern Fam- ily (CC) Two and a Half Men The Big Bang Theory On the Red Carpet (N) Unsealed: Alien Files 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 The First Fam- ily (CC) The First Fam- ily (CC) Mr. Box Offce (CC) Mr. Box Offce (CC) Are We There yet? Are We There yet? RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) Futurama TVPG Futurama TVPG Community TVPG Community TVPG Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother South Park TV14 (CC) South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 PGA Tour Golf Action News NBC Nightly News TVG The Voice A recap of the battle rounds. (N) TVPG American Dream Builders TVPG (CC) Believe Origin (N) TV14 Crisis Dunn and Finley uncover a secret. (N) TV14 Action News Sports Sunday Graham Bensinger Paid Program 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Leverage The team takes down a scientist. TVPG Leverage The French Connec- tion Job TVPG (CC) Leverage The team must tackle Congress. TVPG Leverage The D.B. Cooper Job TVPG (CC) Leverage The Real Fake Car Job TVPG (CC) Leverage The Broken Wing Job TVPG (CC) Leverage The team tries to stop a terrorist. TV14 Leverage The Frame-Up Job TVPG (CC) 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Mr. Mom (1983) Michael Keaton, Teri Garr. A newly unem- ployed man keeps house while his wife works. Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. (N) TVPG Nims island (2008) Abigail Breslin, Jodie Foster. A girls father goes missing from their island home. KCTV5 News at 9 (N) Everybody- Raymond Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. TVPG Face the Nation (N) (CC) 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Globe Trekker Utah & Colorado TVG NewsHour Wk Moyers & Company McLaughlin Group (N) Religion & Ethics News Secrets of the Tower of London TVPG (CC) Masterpiece Contemporary John Lennon, the Beatles, and Yoko Ono. TV14 (CC) Thunder on the Mountain Half the Sky: Turning Oppression into Opportunity for Women Worldwide Oppressive living conditions. TVMA A&E 35 51 55 41 132 Storage Storage Storage Storage Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. AMC 42 53 53 42 795 (3:00) Mission: impossible iii (2006) Tom Cruise. The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA (:01) Talking Dead TV14 The Walking Dead TVMA Comic Men Game ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 Man-Eating Super Snake Alien Autopsy TVPG Mermaids: The Body Found: The Extended Cut TVPG Mermaids: The NewEvidence Mermaids: The NewEvidence Mermaids-Body BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear Bolivia Special TVPG (CC) Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes. (CC) Star Trek Vi: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (CC) Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) (CC) BET 25 40 66 65 155 This Cmas Just Wright (2010) Queen Latifah, Common, Paula Patton. (CC) Lean on Me (1989, Docudrama) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (CC) The Game The Game Peter Popoff inspiration BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Blood, Sweat & Heels Reunion TV14 Fashion Happens Housewives/Atl. Housewives CMT 76 56 56 99 525 (3:00) Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (CC) Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014 (N) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 WEN Hair NiNJA 101 Shaun Ts T25 Bodies! Till Debt/Part On Money The Proft American Greed American Greed Money Talks Car Chasers Car Chasers CNN 44 37 37 72 202 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Special Death RowStories Death RowStories (N) Chicagoland Fireworks Death RowStories Death RowStories COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Naked and Afraid TV14 Naked and Afraid: Uncen Naked and Afraid (N) TV14 (CC) Naked After (:01) Naked and Afraid TV14 (CC) Naked After DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 (3:50) High School Musical 2 TVG (:45) High School Musical 3: Senior year (2008) (:45) Teen Beach Movie (2013) Ross Lynch. TVG (CC) i Didnt Do it Win, Lose Austin & Ally Good-Charlie Good-Charlie E! 53 41 72 51 134 Total Divas TV14 Shes Out of My League (2010) Jay Baruchel. Total Divas TV14 Total Divas (N) TV14 RichKids of Chrisley Total Divas TV14 RichKids of Chrisley ESPN 33 28 13 31 602 Update Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball: NCAA Tournament SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606 Cheerleading Cheerleading SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Womens College Basketball 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker College GameDay (N) (Live) ESPNC 304 445 603 Kicking it (2008, Documentary) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) The Announcement (CC) Rene (2011, Documentary) (CC) The Announcement (CC) FAM 48 57 60 23 566 The Goonies Space Jam (1996) Michael Jordan. Monsters, inc. (2001) Voices of John Goodman. Monsters, inc. (2001) Voices of John Goodman. 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GSN 219 179 179 47 173 Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Shop/Drop Shop/Drop Shop/Drop Shop/Drop Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed 1 vs. 100 TVPG (CC) 1 vs. 100 TVPG (CC) HALL 61 137 137 70 176 Straight From the Heart Howto Fall in Love (2012) Eric Mabius. TVG (CC) Second Chances (2013) Alison Sweeney. TVG (CC) When Calls the Heart TVG The Middle The Middle Golden Girls Golden Girls HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Property Brothers TVG Hunters Hunters intl Hunters Hunters intl Beach Beach Beach Beach Alaska Alaska Hunters Hunters intl Beach Beach HiST 27 46 32 55 256 101 Gadgets That Changed the World TVPG (CC) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Ax Men TV14 (CC) Ax Men Battle Ax TVPG No Mans Land (N) TVPG Cryptid: The Swamp Beast (:01) Ax Men TV14 (CC) LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 A Walk to Remember (2002) Shane West. (CC) Fools Gold (2008) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) Drop Dead Diva Jane takes a pro bono case. TVPG (:02) Fools Gold (2008) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) METSPT 30 68 44 Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball NCAA Mens NCAA Mens Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Rage Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Wabash Lockup Lockup: Raw MTV 24 66 68 77 502 (3:00) Bring it On Again Bring it On: All or Nothing (2006, Comedy) Mean Girls (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. Girl Code Girl Code Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 Speed Skating ISU World Short Track Championships. NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Detroit Red Wings. (N) (Live) (CC) NHL NHL Top 10 Match of the Day Premier League Soccer NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Alcatraz: Living Hell TVPG Surviving Alcatraz TVPG Vanished From Alcatraz Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna (N) TV14 Alaska Fish Wars TVPG Wicked Tuna TV14 Alaska Fish Wars TVPG NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SpongeBob Bread Thunder Sam & Cat Sam & Cat See Dad Run instant Mom Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TV14 (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped (N) TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) Snapped TVPG (CC) SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue (N) TVPG Contractor Contractor Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 (3:30) Blade ii (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes. (CC) Piranha (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott. 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Teen Titans King of Hill King of Hill Burgers Burgers Family Guy Family Guy Rick, Morty China, iL TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Church Secrets & Legends Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Worlds Dumbest... TV14 Worlds Dumbest... TV14 imp. Jokers 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers Worlds Dumbest... TV14 TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland King King King King TVONE 217 173 173 157 Fatal Attraction TV14 Fatal Attraction TV14 Unsung Hollywood TVPG That Girl That Girl Eve TVPG Eve TVPG Martin (CC) Martin (CC) That Girl That Girl Eve TVPG Eve TVPG UNiV 26 17 73 48 Medicina Desconocida Comediant. 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TV14 KMBC 9 News (CC) Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Offce TVPG The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Are We There yet? Are We There yet? The King of Queens The King of Queens Family Guy TV14 (CC) The Simpsons TVPG RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) That 70s Show TVPG That 70s Show TVPG Community TVPG Community TV14 (CC) Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother Family Guy TVPG South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News at 4 (N) Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Lets Ask America (N) The Voice The Battles Continue Advisers offer their help. (N) TVPG (CC) (:01) The Blacklist Ivan (N) TV14 (CC) Action News (:34) The Tonight ShowStar- ring Jimmy Fallon (N) Late Night- Seth Meyers 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Criminal Minds A Rite of Passage TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds ... A Thousand Words TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds Exit Wounds TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds The Internet Is Forever TV14 Criminal Minds Our Darkest Hour TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds The Longest Night TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds JJ tries to reunite a family. TV14 Criminal Minds TV14 (CC) 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Friends TVPG Friends TVPG Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement The insider (N) (CC) Access Hol- lywood (N) Law& Order: Special Victims Unit TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Special Victims Unit TV14 (CC) KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition TVPG Access Hol- lywood Dish Nation (N) TVPG Everybody- Raymond Everybody- Raymond 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Arthur (EI) TVY Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) WordGirl (EI) TVY7 PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Antiques Roadshow Baton Rouge (N) TVG Antiques Roadshow Atlanta TVG (CC) Midsomer Murders The Maid in Splendour TVPG BBC World News TVG Nightly Busi- ness Report Charlie Rose (N) (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck Dynasty TVPG Bates Motel (N) TV14 (:01) Bates Motel TV14 Duck D. Duck D. AMC 42 53 53 42 795 (2:30) Speed (1994) Rocky ii (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Rocky iii (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. Rocky iV (1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 ice Cold Gold TVPG iGC After iGC After Railroad Alaska TVPG Railroad Alaska TVPG Railroad Alaska TVPG Railroad Alaska TVPG Railroad Alaska TVPG BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear Burma Special TVG (CC) Top Gear Burma Special (N) TVG Top Gear Burma Special TVG (CC) Top Gear Burma Special TVG (CC) BET 25 40 66 65 155 The Game The Game 106 & Park: Top 10 Live American Gangster (2007) Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe. (CC) Together Together Husbands Husbands The Wendy Williams Show BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 (3:00) Coyote Ugly Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Southern Charm (N) TV14 Happens Couch Real Housewives/Beverly CMT 76 56 56 99 525 (:06) Reba (:41) Reba TVPG (CC) (:16) Reba (5:51) Reba (:27) Reba The Dukes of Hazzard Beverly Hills Cop ii (1987, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Brigitte Nielsen. Cops Rel. CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The KudlowReport (N) The Proft The Proft TVPG The Proft Money Talks American Greed CNN 44 37 37 72 202 The Situation Room (N) Crossfre (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) Lemon Show The Case Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep At Midnight South Park DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Street Outlaws TV14 Lords of the Car Hoards Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) Fast N Loud: Revved Up Fast N Loud (N) TV14 Lords of the Car Hoards (:01) Fast N Loud TV14 Lords of the Car Hoards DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Win, Lose Dog Dog Dog Dog Jessie TVG WALL-E (2008, Adventure) (CC) Phineas Dog Liv & Maddie Good-Charlie Dog Good-Charlie Good-Charlie E! 53 41 72 51 134 Total Divas TV14 Total Divas TV14 (CC) E! News (N) TVPG The Fabulist E! 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NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 NASCAR Pro Football Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Boston Bruins. (N) (Live) (CC) NHL Premier League Review Premier League Manchester Mondays NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Brain Games Brain Games Cosmos: Spacetime Gold Rush Ghost Ships Brain Games Brain Games None of the Numbers Cosmos: Spacetime None of the Numbers Cosmos: Spacetime NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TV14 (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 The Face TVPG Steel Magnolias (1989) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. (CC) Maid in Manhattan (2002) Jennifer Lopez. Steel Magnolias (1989) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. (CC) SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 (2:30) The incredible Hulk (2008) X-Men (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. Superman Returns (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. Premiere. The Man of Steel faces Lex Luthor. SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Anacondas Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Nick Stahl (CC) Bitten Settling (N) TV14 Being Human (N) TV14 Lost Girl (N) TV14 (CC) Bitten Settling TV14 Being Human TV14 TBS 14 70 50 49 112 King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) TV14 (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) TCM 47 52 54 43 790 Cynthia (:45) Red River (1948) John Wayne, Montgomery Clift. (CC) The Fleets in (1942) Betty Hutton (:45) Kiss Them for Me (1957, Comedy) Cary Grant. (:45) Anchors Aweigh (1945) (CC) TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Extreme Cougar Wives Extreme Cougar Wives Extreme Cougar Wives Extreme Cougar Wives Extreme Cougar Wives TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Castle TVPG Castle Ghosts TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Dallas D.T.R. (N) TV14 (:01) Dallas D.T.R. TV14 Private Lives of Nashville Private Lives of Nashville TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Regular Regular Teen Titans Gumball Advent. Time Regular Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. King of Hill Cleveland Family Guy Rick, Morty Amer. Dad Family Guy Chicken Boondocks TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Worked Worked Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Safecrackers Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 The Andy Griffth Show Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King (:12) Hot in Cleveland TVONE 217 173 173 157 Diff. World Diff. World Living Single Living Single Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Unsung Hollywood TVPG Fatal Attraction TV14 Fatal Attraction (N) TV14 Unsung Hollywood TVPG Fatal Attraction TV14 UNiV 26 17 73 48 Primer impacto (N) (SS) Casa, Risa Notic. De Que Te Quiero Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) Lo Que la Vida Me Rob Qu Pobres Tan Ricos (N) impacto Noticiero Uni Una Familia con Suerte (N) USA 39 62 52 39 124 NCiS: Los Angeles TV14 NCiS: Los Angeles TV14 NCiS: Los Angeles TV14 WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (Live) TVPG (CC) (:05) Sirens (:38) Total Divas TV14 NCiS: LA VH1 36 65 67 98 518 Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA (N) Single Ladies (N) TV14 Basketball Wives LA Single Ladies TV14 Basketball Wives LA WE 21 117 117 403 372 Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 LawOrder: Ci Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Salem Parks ENC 290 150 150 566 932 (2:40) The Natural Looper (2012, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. 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TVPG (CC) (:01) The Goldbergs (:31) Trophy Wife TVPG Mind Games Caulifower Man (N) TVPG (CC) News (:35) Modern Family (CC) (:05) The Big Bang Theory (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 WordGirl (EI) TVY7 Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) Nightly Busi- ness Report PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) TVPG The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) TVPG Frontline TB Silent Killer Families fght tuberculosis. (N) TVPG (CC) PaPuPoThe Search for Modern Med Charlie Rose (N) (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Jerry Springer Women Want Me TV14 (CC) Maury Women accuse their men of cheating. (N) TV14 Modern Fam- ily (CC) The Big Bang Theory The 100 Pilot TVPG (CC) Supernatural Mothers Little Helper (N) TV14 KMBC 9 News (CC) Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Offce TVPG The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Are We There yet? Are We There yet? The King of Queens The King of Queens Family Guy TV14 (CC) The Simpsons TVPG RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) That 70s Show TVPG That 70s Show TV14 Community TVPG Community TV14 (CC) Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother Family Guy TVPG South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News at 4 (N) Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Lets Ask America (N) The Voice Advisers offer their help. (N) TVPG (CC) (:01) About a Boy TV14 (:31) Growing Up Fisher (N) Chicago Fire Joyriding TV14 (CC) (DVS) Action News (:34) The Tonight ShowStar- ring Jimmy Fallon (N) Late Night- Seth Meyers 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Criminal Minds Middle Man TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds Refection of Desire TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds Into the Woods TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds The Silencer TV14 Criminal Minds Two murder victims are found. TV14 Criminal Minds Through the Looking Glass TV14 Flashpoint Team Player TVPG (CC) Flashpoint Day Game TVPG (CC) 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Friends TVPG Friends TV14 (CC) Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement The insider (N) (CC) Access Hol- lywood (N) Bones The Widows Son serial killer. TV14 (CC) Bones A corpse has on a Santa suit. TV14 (CC) KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition TVPG Access Hol- lywood Dish Nation (N) TVPG Everybody- Raymond Everybody- Raymond 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Arthur (EI) TVY Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) WordGirl (EI) TVY7 PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) TVPG The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) TVPG Frontline TB Silent Killer Families fght tuberculosis. (N) TVPG (CC) BBC World News TVG Nightly Busi- ness Report Charlie Rose (N) (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 The First 48 TV14 (CC) Storage Storage Barryd Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Barryd Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage AMC 42 53 53 42 795 Rocky ii Rocky iii (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. Rocky iV (1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Game of Arms (N) (CC) Game of Arms (CC) Friday Night Lights ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 Finding Bigfoot TVPG Viking Wilderness TVPG Viking Wilderness TVPG Frozen Planet TVPG Frozen Planet TVPG Frozen Planet TVPG Frozen Planet TVPG Frozen Planet TVPG BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Planet Earth TVY (CC) Planet Earth TVG (CC) The Blue Planet (N) TVG Life TVPG (CC) Wild Things With Dominic The Blue Planet TVG Life TVPG (CC) BET 25 40 66 65 155 The Game The Game 106 & Park: BETs Top 10 Live (N) TVPG Friday After Next (2002) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. (CC) The Game The Game Together The Game Together The Wendy Williams Show BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 (3:00) Burlesque (2010) Cher. TBA Housewives/Atl. Housewives/NyC Housewives/NyC Housewives/Atl. Happens Housewives/NyC Housewives CMT 76 56 56 99 525 (:14) Reba TVPG (CC) (4:51) Reba (:28) Reba The Dukes of Hazzard The Dukes of Hazzard Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014 Ron Whites Vegas Salute to the Troops Them idiots Whirled Tour CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The KudlowReport (N) Shark Tank TVPG (CC) Shark Tank TVPG (CC) The Proft Skullduggery Shark Tank TVPG (CC) Shark Tank TVPG (CC) CNN 44 37 37 72 202 The Situation Room (N) Crossfre (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) CNN Special Report (N) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 (N) Kroll Show Daily Show Colbert Rep At Midnight (:31) Tosh.0 DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Moonshiners TV14 (CC) Moonshiners TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa: Devils Cut Amish Mafa (N) TV14 Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Clash of the Ozarks TV14 DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Win, Lose i Didnt Do it Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Dog Jessie TVG Cloud 9 (2014) Dove Cameron. 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SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Face Off TV14 Face Off TV14 Face Off TV14 Face Off TV14 Face Off (N) TV14 Jim Hensons Face Off TV14 Jim Hensons TBS 14 70 50 49 112 King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Cougar Town Big Bang Conan (N) TV14 (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) TCM 47 52 54 43 790 (3:00) Doctor Zhivago (1965, Romance) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. (CC) (DVS) Carson Carson Carson The Cross of Lorraine (1944) (CC) (:15) Black Hand (1950) Gene Kelly. (CC) TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Little People: Down Under Little People, Big World Little People, Big World Little People, Big World Little People, Big World (N) The Little Couple (N) TVG Little People, Big World The Little Couple TVG TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TVPG NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. (N) (CC) NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) (CC) TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Regular Regular Gumball Teen Titans Regular Johnny Test Uncle Gra. Advent. Time King of Hill Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy TV14 (CC) Chicken Boondocks TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America AndrewZimmerns Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre World TVPG AndrewZimmerns TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Worlds Dumbest... TV14 Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Container Storage Storage Pawn Pawn TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 The Andy Griffth Show Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland Soul Man (:12) The King of Queens TVONE 217 173 173 157 Diff. World Diff. World Living Single Living Single Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Living Single Living Single That Girl That Girl Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Living Single Living Single UNiV 26 17 73 48 Primer impacto (N) (SS) Casa, Risa Notic. De Que Te Quiero Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) Lo Que la Vida Me Rob Qu Pobres Tan Ricos (N) impacto Noticiero Uni Una Familia con Suerte (N) USA 39 62 52 39 124 Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Chrisley Chrisley Mod Fam Mod Fam Chrisley Chrisley VH1 36 65 67 98 518 Black ink Crew TV14 Black ink Crew TV14 Basketball Wives LA All About the Benjamins (2002, Action) Ice Cube. The Fabulous Life Of... Basketball Wives LA Single Ladies TV14 WE 21 117 117 403 372 Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order Stiff TV14 Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 LawOrder: Ci Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The Matrix (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. (CC) Salem Howi Met Parks Parks ENC 290 150 150 566 932 (2:50) Batman Returns (CC) The incredibles (2004) Holly Hunter (CC) The Transporter (2002) Shu Qi (CC) (:35) RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. (CC) (:35) Full Metal Jacket (1987) (CC) HBO 603 301 301 500 802 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Real Time With Bill Maher Dark Shadows (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (CC) Girls TVMA REAL Sports Gumbel ViCE TVMA Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter HBO2 604 302 302 502 804 Gloria: in Her Own Words (:15) Epic (2013) Voices of Colin Farrell. (CC) The Hangover Part iii (2013) (CC) Silicon Real Time With Bill Maher Prometheus (2012) Noomi Rapace. (CC) MAX 622 320 320 520 832 i Still Know (:45) Beautiful Creatures (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (CC) (6:50) Oceans Twelve (2004) George Clooney. Pitch Perfect (2012) Anna Kendrick. (CC) Life on Top Co-Ed Con. SHOW 642 340 340 540 852 (3:55) Pieces of April (2003) (:15) The Other Shore: The Diana Nyad Story (2013) The impossible (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. 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(N) (Live) TVPG (CC) FOX 4 at 9 PM (N) (CC) FOX 4 at 10 PM (N) FOX 4 News at 10:30 The Arsenio Hall Show (N) TV14 (CC) 5 KCTV CBS 3 3 3 3 5 KCTV5 News at 4 (N) (CC) KCTV5 News at 5 (N) CBS Evening News/Pelley KCTV5 News at 6 (N) inside Edition TVPG Survivor (N) TVPG (CC) Criminal Minds Route 66 TV14 (CC) (DVS) CSi: Crime Scene investigation TV14 KCTV5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Late ShowWith David Letterman (N) TVPG Late Late Show/Craig 9 KMBC ABC 12 12 12 12 9 The Dr. Oz Show (N) TVPG (CC) KMBC 9 News at 5:00 ABC World News KMBC 9 News at 6:00 Entertainment Tonight The Middle (N) TVPG Suburgatory (N) TVPG Modern Fam- ily (N) (:31) Mixology TV14 Nashville (N) TVPG (CC) (DVS) News (:35) Modern Family (CC) (:05) The Big Bang Theory (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 WordGirl (EI) TVY7 Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) Nightly Busi- ness Report PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Nature A study of how plants behave. TVG NOVA Cold Case JFK (PA) TVPG (CC) Secrets of the Dead (N) TVPG (CC) (DVS) Globe Trekker TVG (CC) (DVS) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Jerry Springer Stripper All- Stars (N) TV14 (CC) Maury Parents demand DNA tests. (N) TV14 (CC) Modern Fam- ily (CC) The Big Bang Theory Arrow Oliver expects the Huntress to return. TV14 The 100 A mission to locate Jasper is arranged. TV14 KMBC 9 News (CC) Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Offce TVPG The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Are We There yet? Are We There yet? The King of Queens The King of Queens Family Guy TV14 (CC) The Simpsons TVPG RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) That 70s Show TVPG That 70s Show TV14 Community TVPG Community TV14 (CC) Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother Family Guy TV14 (CC) South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News at 4 (N) Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Lets Ask America (N) Law& Order: Special Victims Unit TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Special Victims Unit TV14 (:01) Chicago PD Conventions TV14 Action News (:34) The Tonight ShowStar- ring Jimmy Fallon (N) Late Night- Seth Meyers 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Law& Order: Criminal intent Bright Boy TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Anti-Thesis TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Best Defense TV14 WWE Main Event (N) TVPG Burn Notice Necessary Evil TVPG (CC) Burn Notice A fnancial errand for Anson. TVPG Burn Notice The team helps Jesses friend. TVPG Burn Notice Fail Safe TVPG (CC) 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Friends TV14 (CC) Friends TVPG Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement The insider (N) (CC) Access Hol- lywood (N) Law& Order: Criminal intent Consumed TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Want TV14 (CC) KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition TVPG Access Hol- lywood Dish Nation (N) TVPG Everybody- Raymond Everybody- Raymond 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Arthur (EI) TVY Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) WordGirl (EI) TVY7 PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Nature A study of how plants behave. TVG NOVA Cold Case JFK (PA) TVPG (CC) Secrets of the Dead (N) TVPG (CC) (DVS) BBC World News TVG Nightly Busi- ness Report Charlie Rose (N) (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck Dynasty TVPG Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Duck D. Duck D. AMC 42 53 53 42 795 Blood Diamond (2006, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly. (CC) Jaws (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss. Jaws 2 (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 Finding Bigfoot TVPG Finding Bigfoot: Further To Be Announced Treehouse Masters TVPG Tanked TVPG (CC) Tanked: Unfltered TVPG Treehouse Masters TVPG Tanked TVPG (CC) BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear TVPG (CC) BET 25 40 66 65 155 The Game The Game 106 & Park: Top 10 Live Being Mary Jane TV14 The Game Together Being Mary Jane (2013) TV14 (CC) TBA The Game The Game The Wendy Williams Show BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Ferris B Howto Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) Kate Hudson. Real Housewives/Beverly Flipping Out TVPG (CC) Flipping Out (N) TVPG Happens Flipping Out TVPG (CC) Housewives CMT 76 56 56 99 525 (:06) Reba (:41) Reba TVPG (CC) (:16) Reba (5:51) Reba (:27) Reba The Dukes of Hazzard Mrs. Doubtfre (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan. (CC) Cops Rel. CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The KudlowReport (N) American Greed American Greed (N) Money Talks (N) Money Talks American Greed CNN 44 37 37 72 202 The Situation Room (N) Crossfre (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) Death RowStories Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Workaholics South Park South Park South Park Workaholics Broad City Daily Show Colbert Rep At Midnight Workaholics DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Dual Survival TV14 (CC) Dual Survival TV14 (CC) Naked and Afraid TV14 Naked and Afraid TV14 Survivorman & Son TV14 ice Cold Gold TVPG Naked and Afraid TV14 ice Cold Gold TVPG DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Win, Lose Jessie TVG Jessie TVG Jessie TVG Dog Jessie TVG 16 Wishes (2010) TVG (CC) Dog Liv & Maddie A.N.T. Farm Win, Lose Good-Charlie The Thirteenth year TVG E! 53 41 72 51 134 Total Divas TV14 Chrisley Chrisley E! 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(N) (Live) GSN 219 179 179 47 173 1 vs. 100 TVPG (CC) Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Mind- Man Mind- Man Family Feud Family Feud Baggage Baggage HALL 61 137 137 70 176 The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Middle The Middle Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Golden Girls Golden Girls HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Buying and Selling TVG Buying and Selling TVG Buying and Selling TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers (N) TVG Hunters Hunters intl Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG HiST 27 46 32 55 256 American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG (:02) Vikings TV14 (CC) (:01) American Pickers LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 Wife Swap TV14 (CC) Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Bring it! TVPG (CC) Preachers Daughters Preachers Daughters (N) Bring it! (N) TVPG (CC) (:01) Bring it! TVPG (CC) (:02) Preachers Daughters METSPT 30 68 44 (3:00) Timeless Center Circle Center Circle Rock Rock Chalk Timeless Rock Rock Chalk Metro Sports Rock Chalk Metro Sports Center Circle MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 The Ed Show (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Chris Matthews All in With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel MaddowShow The Last Word All in With Chris Hayes The Rachel MaddowShow MTV 24 66 68 77 502 16 and Pregnant TV14 Teen Mom 2 TVPG The Real World: Ex-plosion Are you the One? TV14 Teen Mom 2 TVPG The Real World: Ex-plosion The Real World: Ex-plosion Are you the One? TV14 NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 Premier League Soccer Goal Zone NHL Live (N) NHL Rivals NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at New York Rangers. (N) (Live) (CC) NHL NHL Rivals NHL Top 10 NHL Top 10 NHL Top 10 NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Day Under Fire TV14 Brothers in War (N) TV14 Locked Up Abroad TV14 Brothers in War TV14 NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TV14 (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 The Face Sister Act (1992) Whoopi Goldberg. (CC) Burlesque (2010, Drama) Cher, Christina Aguilera, Eric Dane. The Face (N) TVPG The Face TVPG Burlesque (2010) SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TVPG The Expendables (2010) Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham. Rambo (2008) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. Next of Kin SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Rise of the Gargoyles (2009) Eric Balfour. TV14 (CC) Men in Black (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (CC) Lost City TBS 14 70 50 49 112 King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Deal With it Conan (N) TV14 (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) TCM 47 52 54 43 790 (3:30) Drums of Africa (:15) Rhino! (1964) Harry Guardino, Robert Culp. Little Women (1949) June Allyson. (CC) (DVS) (:15) Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS) Red Dust TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Medium Medium Medium Medium The Little Couple TVG My 600-Lb. Life (N) TVPG Hoarding: Buried Alive (N) The Girl With Half a Face Hoarding: Buried Alive The Girl With Half a Face TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TVPG (:01) Castle TVPG (:02) Castle TVPG (CC) (:03) Dallas D.T.R. TV14 (:03) The Mentalist TV14 TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Regular Regular Gumball Regular Johnny Test Teen Titans Steven Univ. Regular King of Hill Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Boondocks TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Toy Hunter Back. Gold Extreme Survival Bunkers Food Paradise TVPG Toy Hunter Back. Gold TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Bait Car Bait Car Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Safecrackers Tow Tow Tow Tow TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Raymond Raymond Cleveland Soul Man Cleveland Soul Man King King TVONE 217 173 173 157 Diff. World Diff. World Living Single Living Single Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Flip Wilson Flip Wilson Flip Wilson Flip Wilson Unsung Hollywood TVPG Unsung Hollywood TVPG Flip Wilson Flip Wilson UNiV 26 17 73 48 Primer impacto (N) (SS) Casa, Risa Notic. De Que Te Quiero Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) Lo Que la Vida Me Rob Qu Pobres Tan Ricos (N) impacto Noticiero Uni Una Familia con Suerte (N) USA 39 62 52 39 124 NCiS TVPG (CC) NCiS Double Blind TV14 NCiS TV14 (CC) (DVS) Mod Fam Mod Fam Psych TVPG (:07) Psych After Pshow (N) Chrisley Mod Fam (:08) Psych TVPG VH1 36 65 67 98 518 Greatest Songs of the 90s Greatest Songs of the 90s The Fabulous Life Of... The Fabulous Life Of... The Fabulous Life Of... The Fabulous Life Of... (N) you Got Served (2004, Drama) Marques Houston. WE 21 117 117 403 372 Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Marriage Boot Camp (CC) Marriage Boot Camp (CC) Marriage Boot Camp (CC) Mary Mary TVPG Mary Mary TVPG WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 LawOrder: Ci Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Parks Parks Parks Parks Parks Parks Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement ENC 290 150 150 566 932 (3:05) Navy SEALS (:05) Blade: Trinity (2004) Wesley Snipes. (CC) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Kevin Costner. (CC) Batman Forever (1995, Action) Val Kilmer. (CC) Hard to Kill HBO 603 301 301 500 802 Miss Con. 2 Madagascar 3: Europes Most Wanted The Great Gatsby (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (CC) Girls TVMA Doll & Em Doll & Em Real Time With Bill Maher Girls TVMA Wrath-Titans HBO2 604 302 302 502 804 Doctor Dolittle (1998) Eddie Murphy. Lola Versus (2012) Greta Gerwig. Presents Moms Mabley Game Die Hard Girls TVMA Me, Myself & irene (2000, Comedy) Jim Carrey. (CC) 42 MAX 622 320 320 520 832 (3:00) Blown Away Original Gangstas (1996) (CC) (:45) Life of Pi (2012) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu. (CC) The Conjuring (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga. (CC) Zanes Sex Lingerie SHOW 642 340 340 540 852 Sellebrity (2012, Documentary) (CC) Some Girl(s) (2013) Adam Brody. Shameless TVMA (CC) Lies Quartet (2012) Maggie Smith. (CC) (:15) The Master (2012) Joaquin Phoenix. (CC) SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854 Children of the Corn 666: isaacs Return Eraserhead (1976) John Nance. (CC) The Longest yard (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) The Rundown (2003) The Rock. (:45) The Devils Rejects (2005) (CC) TMC 662 350 350 548 882 Silver Linings Playbook (:05) Prefontaine (1997) Jared Leto, R. Lee Ermey. Dazed and Confused (1993) Jason London. The Perks of Being a Wallfower (2012) (CC) Silver Linings Playbook 1 6
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(N) TV14 (CC) Scandal Mama Said Knock You Out (N) TV14 News (:35) Modern Family (CC) (:05) The Big Bang Theory (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 WordGirl (EI) TVY7 Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) Nightly Busi- ness Report PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) The Local Show Ruckus Extraordinary Women TVG (CC) Father Brown The Ghost in the Machine TVG NewTricks The death of a police interpreter. (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Jerry Springer Online Tranny Trap TV14 (CC) Maury Women doubt their partners fdelity. TV14 Modern Fam- ily (CC) The Big Bang Theory The Vampire Diaries Rescue Me (N) TV14 (CC) Reign Francis helps Bash uncover the threat. TV14 KMBC 9 News (CC) Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Offce TVPG The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Are We There yet? Are We There yet? The King of Queens The King of Queens Family Guy TV14 (CC) The Simpsons TVPG RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) That 70s Show TVPG That 70s Show TV14 Community TV14 (CC) Community TV14 (CC) Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother Family Guy TV14 (CC) South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News at 4 (N) Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Lets Ask America (N) Hollywood Game Night TVPG (CC) Hollywood Game Night TV14 (CC) Parenthood Fraud Alert (N) TV14 (CC) Action News (:34) The Tonight ShowStar- ring Jimmy Fallon (N) Late Night- Seth Meyers 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Law& Order: Criminal intent Shandeh TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Con-Text TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Baggage TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Suite Sorrow TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent See Me TV14 Criminal Minds What Happens at Home ... TV14 Criminal Minds 25 to Life TV14 (CC) Criminal Minds Bizarre, ritualistic murders. TV14 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Friends TVPG Friends TVPG Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement The insider (N) (CC) Access Hol- lywood (N) House A woman cant remem- ber who she is. TV14 House Helping at the scene of an emergency. TV14 KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition TVPG Access Hol- lywood Dish Nation (N) TVPG Everybody- Raymond Everybody- Raymond 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Arthur (EI) TVY Wild Kratts TVY (CC) Martha Speaks (EI) WordGirl (EI) TVY7 PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Sunfower Journeys ive Got issues The This Old House Hour (N) TVG (CC) Antiques Roadshow Baton Rouge (N) TVG BBC World News TVG Nightly Busi- ness Report Charlie Rose (N) (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) After the First 48 TVPG Beyond Scared Straight (N) Beyond Scared Straight (:01) The First 48 TV14 AMC 42 53 53 42 795 (1:30) Jaws Jaws 2 (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. The Departed (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (:31) invincible (2006) (CC) ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 Wild West Alaska: Grizzly Wild West Alaska TV14 ice Cold Gold TVPG Alaska: The Last Frontier iGC After ice Cold Gold (N) TVPG iGC After ice Cold Gold TVPG BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 BET 25 40 66 65 155 The Game The Game 106 & Park: Top 10 Live Jasons Lyric (1994, Drama) Allen Payne, Jada Pinkett. (CC) Held Up (2000, Comedy) Jamie Foxx, Nia Long, Barry Corbin. (CC) The Wendy Williams Show BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Howto Lose TBA Matchmaker Matchmaker inside the Actors Studio Matchmaker Online Dating Rituals Happens Matchmaker Dating CMT 76 56 56 99 525 (:06) Reba (:41) Reba TVPG (CC) (:16) Reba (5:51) Reba (:27) Reba Party Down South TV14 Party Down South TV14 Party Down South TV14 Party Down South TV14 Cops Rel. Cops Rel. CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The KudlowReport (N) American Greed The Proft Skullduggery Money Talks American Greed The Proft Skullduggery CNN 44 37 37 72 202 The Situation Room (N) Crossfre (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Chicagoland Fireworks Chicagoland (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Chicagoland Fireworks COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Chappelles Chappelles Sunny Tosh.0 Review (N) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep At Midnight (:31) Tosh.0 DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Naked and Afraid TV14 Naked and Afraid TV14 Lords of the Car Hoards Lords of the Car Hoards Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) Rods N Wheels TVPG Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Win, Lose Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Dog Jessie TVG Dog A.N.T. Farm Austin & Ally Fish Hooks Liv & Maddie Win, Lose Dog Jessie TVG Good-Charlie Good-Charlie E! 53 41 72 51 134 (3:30) Whip it (2009, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page. E! News (N) TVPG E! News TVPG Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City TVMA Chelsea Lat E! News TVPG Chelsea Lat ESPN 33 28 13 31 602 Around/Horn interruption SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter Special (N) E:60 (N) 2013 World Series Film (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606 Questionable ESPN FC (N) Around/Horn interruption ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens Quarterfnals and Womens Semifnal. From Miami. (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (CC) ESPNC 304 445 603 (3:00) MLB Baseball (CC) MLB Baseball From Oct. 9, 1988. (CC) Global Supercard Wrestling Friday Night Lights TV14 Friday Night Lights TV14 Global Supercard Wrestling Global Supercard Wrestling FAM 48 57 60 23 566 The Middle The Middle Twister (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. Twister (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. The 700 Club TVG (CC) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince FNC 60 35 35 76 210 The Five (N) Special Report Greta Van Susteren The OReilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The OReilly Factor (CC) The Kelly File FOOD 52 26 26 62 452 Pioneer Wo. Trishas Sou. Chopped TVG Chopped Charge! TVG Chopped TVG Chopped Canada (N) TVG Beat Bobby Beat Bobby Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Canada TVG 1 7
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European PGA Tour Golf GSN 219 179 179 47 173 1 vs. 100 TVPG (CC) Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Newlywed Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Mind- Man Mind- Man HALL 61 137 137 70 176 The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Middle The Middle Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Golden Girls Golden Girls HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Rehab Hunters Hunters intl Hunters Hunters intl Rehab Rehab HiST 27 46 32 55 256 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings (N) TV14 (CC) (:02) Vikings TV14 (CC) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Under the Gunn Under the Gunn Under the Gunn Celeb. Home Celeb. Home (:02) Bring it! TVPG (CC) Under the Gunn METSPT 30 68 44 (3:00) Timeless Rock Rock Chalk Special Jayhawk in NCAA News Conference Special Special Jayhawk in Metro Sports Jayhawk in Metro Sports Special MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 The Ed Show (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Chris Matthews All in With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel MaddowShow The Last Word All in With Chris Hayes The Rachel MaddowShow MTV 24 66 68 77 502 The Real World: Ex-plosion Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 NASCAR Pro Football Talk (N) (Live) NHL Rivals Triathlon Triathlon Pebble Beach Auto Show Los Angeles Auto Show (N) The Grid (N) Auto Auction NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 The Happenings TV14 The Happenings TV14 Life BelowZero TV14 Life BelowZero TV14 Life BelowZero TVPG Life BelowZero TVPG Life BelowZero TVPG Life BelowZero TVPG NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly iPsycho TVG iCarly iStill Psycho TVG Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends TV14 (CC) (:12) Friends Pilot TVPG OXy 73 185 185 64 368 (3:30) Poetic Justice (1993) Sleeping With the Enemy (1991) Julia Roberts. Last Holiday (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. Last Holiday (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. Sleeping SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 (3:30) Rambo (2008) Julie Benz The Expendables (2010) Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham. iMPACT Wrestling (N) TV14 (CC) ink Master TV14 (CC) Warrior (2011) SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 (3:30) Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) Johnny Depp. (CC) Alien vs. Predator (2004) Sanaa Lathan. (CC) Jim Hensons Skyline (2010) Eric Balfour, Scottie Thompson. (CC) TBS 14 70 50 49 112 Family Guy Family Guy NCAA Tip-Off (N) (Live) (:15) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (8:55) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Madness TCM 47 52 54 43 790 Act Violnc Outcasts of Poker Flat (:45) Flight From Glory (1937) (CC) Bus Stop (1956) Marilyn Monroe. (CC) A Hatful of Rain (1957) Eva Marie Saint. (CC) Shake Hands TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Honey Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (N) TVPG Tattoos Here Comes Honey Boo Boo TVPG Tattoos TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Castle TVPG (CC) Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TV14 (:01) Castle TVPG (CC) (:02) Castle TVPG (:03) Save Our Business (N) (:03) inside Job (N) TVPG TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Regular Regular Uncle Gra. Regular Gumball Uncle Gra. Teen Titans Johnny Test King of Hill Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Eagleheart Check it Out TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Wipeout TVPG (CC) Worlds Dumbest... TV14 Worlds Dumbest... TV14 imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers Killer Karaoke (N) TV14 imp. Jokers imp. Jokers TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 The Andy Griffth Show Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Andy Griffth Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Gilligan isle Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond King King King TVONE 217 173 173 157 Diff. World Diff. World Living Single Living Single Martin (CC) Martin (CC) Fatal Attraction TV14 Deceived TVPG Celebrity Crime Files Fatal Attraction TV14 Deceived TVPG UNiV 26 17 73 48 Primer impacto (N) (SS) Casa, Risa Notic. De Que Te Quiero Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) Lo Que la Vida Me Rob Qu Pobres Tan Ricos (N) impacto Noticiero Uni Una Familia con Suerte (N) USA 39 62 52 39 124 Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Suits Heartburn TV14 (:01) Sirens Mod Fam (:01) Psych TVPG (:02) Suits TV14 VH1 36 65 67 98 518 The Fabulous Life Of... you Got Served (2004, Drama) Marques Houston. Menace ii Society (1993, Drama) Tyrin Turner. Purple Rain (1984, Musical) Prince, Apollonia Kotero. (CC) Get Playd WE 21 117 117 403 372 Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Law& Order TV14 (CC) Mary Mary TVPG Mary Mary (N) TVPG Mary Mary: Watchit (N) TVPG Mary Mary TVPG Mary Mary WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 MLB Baseball Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Salem Howi Met Howi Met Howi Met Howi Met Howi Met Howi Met Howi Met Parks Parks ENC 290 150 150 566 932 (2:50) Batman (CC) Platoon (1986, War) Tom Berenger. (CC) Unforgiven (1992) Clint Eastwood. (CC) (:15) L.A. Confdential (1997) Kevin Spacey, Guy Pearce. (CC) Evil Dead HBO 603 301 301 500 802 (3:15) Taken 2 (2012) Snitch (2013) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. (CC) Girls TVMA Game John Leguizamos Ghetto Klown TVMA (:45) Girls (:15) Real Sex TVMA ViCE TVMA (:45) Taken 2 HBO2 604 302 302 502 804 REAL Sports Gumbel Face Off Nowyou See Me (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (CC) REAL Sports Gumbel Veep TVMA Parental Guidance (2012) (CC) (:45) Nowyou See Me (2013) (CC) MAX 622 320 320 520 832 (3:00) Rock of Ages (:15) SnowWhite and the Huntsman (2012) Kristen Stewart. (CC) The Purge (2013) Ethan Hawke. (CC) Mission: impossible (1996) Tom Cruise. (CC) Zanes Sex Chronicles SHOW 642 340 340 540 852 Byzantium (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (CC) People Like Us (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (CC) Lawless (2012) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (CC) Gigolos On the Road (2012) Garrett Hedlund. SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854 (2:35) The Producers Do the Right Thing (1989) Danny Aiello. (CC) Passing Strange The Movie (2009) DeAdre Aziza. (CC) Jungle Fever (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (CC) Clockers TMC 662 350 350 548 882 (3:20) As Cool as i Am The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) Passion Play (2010) Mickey Rourke. (:35) Gone (2012) Amanda Seyfried. 1 8
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(N) TV14 Enlisted (N) TVPG Raising Hope TV14 FOX 4 at 9 PM (N) (CC) FOX 4 at 10 PM (N) FOX 4 News at 10:30 The Arsenio Hall Show (N) TV14 (CC) 5 KCTV CBS 3 3 3 3 5 KCTV5 News at 4 (N) (CC) KCTV5 News at 5 (N) in the Paint 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (CC) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (CC) KCTV5 News at 10 (N) Late Show W/Letterman 9 KMBC ABC 12 12 12 12 9 The Dr. Oz Show (N) TVPG (CC) KMBC 9 News at 5:00 ABC World News KMBC 9 News at 6:00 Entertainment Tonight Last Man Standing (N) (:31) The Neighbors Shark Tank TVPG (CC) (DVS) (:01) 20/20 TVPG (CC) News (:35) Modern Family (CC) (:05) The Big Bang Theory (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 WordGirl (EI) TVY7 Wild Kratts TVY (CC) DragonFlyTV TVG (CC) Nightly Busi- ness Report PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Washington Week K.C. Week in Review Live From Lincoln Center (N) TVPG (CC) 10 Buildings That Changed America TVPG (CC) Just Seen it TVPG Cinema KC Charlie Rose (N) (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Jerry Springer Jay slept with his stepsister. TV14 Maury TV14 (CC) Modern Fam- ily (CC) The Big Bang Theory Whose Line is it? Whose Line is it? Hart of Dixie Ring of Fire (N) TVPG (CC) KMBC 9 News (CC) Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Offce TVPG The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Are We There yet? Are We There yet? The King of Queens The King of Queens Family Guy TV14 (CC) The Simpsons TVPG RightThis- Minute (N) RightThis- Minute (N) That 70s Show TV14 That 70s Show TVPG Community TVPG Community TVPG Howi Met your Mother Howi Met your Mother Family Guy TV14 (CC) South Park TV14 (CC) 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News at 4 (N) Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Lets Ask America (N) Dateline NBC (N) TVPG (CC) (:01) Hannibal Mukozuke (N) TV14 Action News (:34) The Tonight ShowStar- ring Jimmy Fallon (N) Late Night- Seth Meyers 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Burn Notice Michaels brother seeks help. TV14 Burn Notice No Good Deed TV14 (CC) Burn Notice A CIA murder investigation. TV14 (CC) Burn Notice Enemy of My Enemy TV14 (CC) Burn Notice Michael and Sam retrieve a boy. TVPG Psych Pilot Police hire a psychic detective. TVPG Psych The death of the Spell- master. TVPG (CC) Psych Shawn and Gus retrieve a stolen ring. TVPG 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 Friends TVPG Friends TVPG Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement The insider (N) (CC) Access Hol- lywood (N) Monk Investigating a UFO sight- ing. TVPG (CC) Monk Mr. Monk Is Someone Else TVPG (CC) KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition TVPG Access Hol- lywood Dish Nation (N) TVPG Everybody- Raymond Everybody- Raymond 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 Arthur (EI) TVY Quest 2014 Martha Speaks (EI) WordGirl (EI) TVY7 PBS NewsHour (N) (CC) Washington Week Charlie Rose -- The Week Live From Lincoln Center (N) TVPG (CC) Great Performances TVPG (CC) BBC World News TVG Nightly Busi- ness Report Charlie Rose (N) (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) The First 48 TV14 (CC) (:01) The First 48 TV14 (:01) The First 48 TV14 AMC 42 53 53 42 795 (3:30) The Departed (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (CC) X2: X-Men United (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. The Walking Dead TVMA Game of Arms (CC) ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 Finding Bigfoot TVPG Finding Bigfoot: Further To Be Announced Tanked: Unfltered TVPG Tanked TVPG Tanked (N) TVPG Tanked TVPG Tanked TVPG BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation BET 25 40 66 65 155 The Game The Game 106 & Park: Top 10 Live The Game Meet the Browns (2008) Tyler Perry, Angela Bassett. (CC) Scandal TV14 (CC) Scandal TV14 (CC) The Wendy Williams Show BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Housewives Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie. The Fast and the Furious (2001, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. The Fast and the Furious (2001, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. CMT 76 56 56 99 525 Beverly Hills Cop (1984, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark of insanity TV14 (CC) Jeff Dunhams Achmed Saves America Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself TV14 CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Fast Money Options Mad Money (N) The KudlowReport (N) Money Talks Money Talks The Proft Skullduggery The Proft The Proft Athans Motors CNN 44 37 37 72 202 The Situation Room (N) Crossfre (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live Spotlight Spotlight Death RowStories Death RowStories COMD 37 42 71 46 140 Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Futurama Futurama Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 Tosh.0 South Park South Park Tosh.0 Tosh.0 DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Sons of Guns TVMA Sons of Guns TV14 (CC) Sons of Guns (N) TV14 Game of Stones (N) TV14 (:01) Sons of Guns TV14 (:01) Game of Stones DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Win, Lose Liv & Maddie Liv & Maddie Liv & Maddie Jessie TVG Jessie TVG Tangled (2010) Zachary Levi (CC) i Didnt Do it Liv & Maddie Austin & Ally Win, Lose Dog Jessie TVG Liv & Maddie E! 53 41 72 51 134 (3:00) A League of Their Own (1992) Madonna E! News (N) TVPG Total Divas TV14 Fashion Police (N) TV14 Hello Ross Closet Envy Chelsea Lat E! News TVPG Chelsea Lat ESPN 33 28 13 31 602 Around/Horn interruption SportsCenter (N) (CC) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens Second Semifnal. (N) Boxing Friday Night Fights: Boxcino Tournament. (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606 Questionable ESPN FC (N) Around/Horn interruption SportsNation (N) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) E:60 (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) Olbermann (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (CC) ESPNC 304 445 603 MLB Baseball From Oct. 18, 1977. (CC) Friday Night Lights TV14 Friday Night Lights TV14 Catching Hell (2011, Documentary) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) FAM 48 57 60 23 566 The Sorcerers Apprentice (2010) Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. 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European PGA Tour Golf GSN 219 179 179 47 173 1 vs. 100 TVPG (CC) Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud 1 vs. 100 TV14 (CC) Minute to Win it TVPG Minute to Win it TVPG Family Feud Family Feud Baggage Baggage HALL 61 137 137 70 176 The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) The Waltons TVG (CC) When Calls the Heart TVG The Middle The Middle Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Golden Girls Golden Girls HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Love it or List it, Too TVG Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Rev. Run Rev. Run Rev. Run Rev. Run Hunters Hunters intl Hunters Hunters intl Rev. Run Rev. Run HiST 27 46 32 55 256 The Presidents Book of Secrets TVPG (CC) American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG American Pickers TVPG (:02) American Pickers (:01) American Pickers LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Wife Swap TVPG (CC) Celebrity Wife Swap (CC) Celebrity Wife Swap (CC) Off-Rockers Off-Rockers Off-Rockers Off-Rockers (:02) Celebrity Wife Swap METSPT 30 68 44 (2:00) Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 The Ed Show (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Chris Matthews All in With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel MaddowShow Lockup Lockup Lockup MTV 24 66 68 77 502 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. My Bosss Daughter (2003) Ashton Kutcher. (CC) Fired Up (2009) NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 Count Pro Football Talk (N) (Live) World Series World Series of Fighting 8 World Series of Fighting 7 World Series of Fighting 6 NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Living in Space TVPG Cosmos: Spacetime Numbers None of the Worst Weather Ever? (N) TVPG Cosmos: Spacetime Worst Weather Ever? TVPG NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants Sam & Cat Thunder Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TVPG (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 The Face TVPG The Family Stone (2005) Dermot Mulroney. (CC) Failure to Launch (2006) Matthew McConaughey. The Family Stone (2005) Dermot Mulroney. (CC) Failure to Launch SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 Cops TVPG Cops TVPG Cops TVPG Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Bellator MMA Live (N) (Live) (:15) The incredible Hulk (2008) Edward Norton. SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Helix Fushigi TV14 Helix Black Rain TV14 Helix The Reaping TV14 WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) TVPG (CC) Helix TV14 Jim Hensons Helix TV14 TBS 14 70 50 49 112 Family Guy TV14 (CC) NCAA Tip-Off (N) (Live) (:15) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (8:55) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Madness TCM 47 52 54 43 790 Dangr Lite (:45) Gentlemans Fate (1931) John Gilbert. TCM Babettes Feast (1987) Stphane Audran. Big Night (1996, Drama) Minnie Driver. Premiere. Soylent Green (CC) TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Four Weddings TVPG Four Weddings TVPG Borrowed Borrowed Randy Say yes Say yes Randy Borrowed Borrowed Say yes Randy Borrowed Borrowed TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Castle TVPG Cold Justice (N) TV14 (:01) Double Jeopardy (1999) Tommy Lee Jones. (:03) Cold Justice TV14 (:04) CSi: Ny TV14 (CC) TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Open Season 3 (2010) Nika Futterman Johnny Test Steven Univ. Advent. Time Gumball Annoying King of Hill Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. 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De Que Te Quiero Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) Lo Que la Vida Me Rob Qu Pobres Tan Ricos (N) impacto Noticiero Uni Una Familia con Suerte (N) USA 39 62 52 39 124 NCiS Obsession TVPG Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Sirens TV14 CSi: Crime Scene VH1 36 65 67 98 518 Ladies Basketball Wives LA The Fabulous Life Of... Purple Rain (1984, Musical) Prince, Apollonia Kotero. (CC) Best Week The Fabulous Life Of... Best Week The Blues Brothers WE 21 117 117 403 372 Ma. 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(N) (Live) (CC) 9 KMBC ABC 12 12 12 12 9 (7:00) KMBC 9 Weekend News (N) Jack Hanna Ocean Myster- ies Born to Explore TVG Sea Rescue (EI) TVG The Wildlife Docs TVG Expedition Wild TVG On the Red Carpet (N) Paid Program HouseCalls Airbrushed Beauty TVG Celebrity Wife Swap TVPG (CC) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 Smiths Gar- den Home Garden Smart TVG Saras Week- night Martha Bakes TVG Cooking School Cooks Country Americas Test Kitchen Lidias italy in America Primal Grill- Raichlen This Old House TVG Hometime TVG (CC) MotorWeek TVG (CC) Victory Garden Rudy Maxas World TVG J. Rosendos Travelscope Rick Steves Europe 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Sonic X TVY7 (CC) Bolts & Blip TVY7 Spider-Man Justice League Dragon Ball Z Kai TVY7 Digimon Fu- sion TVY7 yu-Gi-Oh! TVY7 (CC) yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL (N) Homes & Estates Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program RawTravel TVPG Hollyscoop (N) TVPG Paid Program Paid Program 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 Pets.TV (EI) TVG (CC) Biz Kid$ TVG (CC) Coolest Places On the Spot TVG (CC) GameTime 10 Minute Trainer TVG Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Greatest Sports Legends TVG Sports Gone Wild TV14 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 41 Action News Weekend (N) The Chica Show TVY Noodle and Doodle TVY Justin Time (EI) TVY Tree Fu Tom (EI) TVY Tree Fu Tom (EI) TVY Justin Time (EI) TVY Make Way for Noddy Make Way for Noddy PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. (N) (Live) (CC) 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pastor Chris Law& Order: Criminal intent No Exit TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent Grow TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 What Color is your Dog? Career Day TVG (CC) Animal Exploration Animal Rescue TVG Live Life and Win! TVG Paid Program Kids in America (2005) Gregory Smith. High schoolers revolt against their tyrannical principal. Nims island (2008) Abigail Breslin, Jodie Foster. A girls father goes missing from their island home. The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Keanu Reeves. 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 The Red Green Show Street Rod- ding MotorWeek (N) TVG The This Old House Hour (N) TVG (CC) Woodsmith Shop TVG American Woodshop Victory Garden Garden Smart TVG Cooks Country Lidias italy in America Paint This- Jerry Best of Joy of Painting Sewit All TVG (CC) Love of Quilting Favorites TVG A&E 35 51 55 41 132 Criminal Minds TV14 Criminal Minds TV14 Flip This House TVPG Flipping Boston (N) TVPG Flipping Boston TVPG Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Storage Storage AMC 42 53 53 42 795 Rifeman Broken Arrow (1950) James Stewart. (CC) Aliens (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn. (CC) X2: X-Men United (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 To Be Announced To Be Announced BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear Caravans. TVPG Top Gear TVG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) BET 25 40 66 65 155 Moesha Moesha Being Mary Jane (2013) Gabrielle Union. TV14 (CC) Being Mary Jane TVPG Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TVPG BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Housewives/NyC Housewives/NyC Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly CMT 76 56 56 99 525 CMT Music TVPG CMT Social TVPG Hot 20 Countdown A countdown of the biggest music videos. TVPG (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark of insanity TV14 (CC) Jeff Dunhams Achmed CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 44 37 37 72 202 Smerconish (N) (Live) CNN Newsroom Latest on the days top news stories with a focus on global news, trends and destinations. (N) your Money Newsroom CNN Newsroom (N) Gupta COMD 37 42 71 46 140 (7:30) your Highness (2011) (CC) National Lampoons Van Wilder (2002) (CC) Trading Places (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Mike Myers. DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) Lords of the Car Hoards Lords of the Car Hoards Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Austin & Ally Jessie TVG Jessie TVG Dog Jessie TVG Dog Win, Lose Jessie TVG Jessie TVG A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Liv & Maddie E! 53 41 72 51 134 Sex-City Closet Envy E! News (N) TVPG Fashion Police TV14 The Voice Vocalists take part in blind auditions. TVPG The Voice TVPG (CC) The Voice Highlights of the blind auditions. TVPG ESPN 33 28 13 31 602 SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball Basketball ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606 30 for 30 (CC) NHRA Drag Racing Womens College Gymnastics SEC Championship. ATP Tennis Sony Open, Womens Final. From Miami. (N) College Hockey ESPNC 304 445 603 Century Sports SportsCentury (CC) SportsCentury (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) The Clemente Effect (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Battle Lines (CC) Battle Lines FAM 48 57 60 23 566 Sorcerer Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter-Goblet of Fire FNC 60 35 35 76 210 FOX and Friends Saturday Bulls, Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin in Americas News HQ Americas News HQ Jour. Americas News Headquarters (N) Healthy you News HQ FOOD 52 26 26 62 452 Trishas Sou. Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. Heartland T. 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Love Newlywed Newlywed Mind- Man Mind- Man 1 vs. 100 TVG (CC) Minute to Win it TVPG Dog Eat Dog TVPG (CC) Family Feud Family Feud HALL 61 137 137 70 176 i Love Lucy i Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Dads Home (2010) David James Elliott. TVPG Uncorked (2010) Julie Benz. TVPG (CC) HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Hse Crash Hse Crash Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG HiST 27 46 32 55 256 Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Seven Signs of the Apocalypse TVPG (CC) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Unsolved Mysteries TV14 Odd Girl Out (2005) Alexa Vega. TV14 (CC) Gone Missing (2013, Suspense) Daphne Zuniga. (CC) Taken for Ransom TV14 METSPT 30 68 44 (6:00) Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 (7:00) Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) MSNBC Live (N) Disrupt With Karen Finney MTV 24 66 68 77 502 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Vampires Suck (2010) Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske. My Bosss Daughter NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 English Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Goal Zone MLS Soccer: Fire at United NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Building Wild TVPG Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Brothers in War TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants Sanjay Bread SpongeBob The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (CC) SpongeBob Bread Bread SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat TVG (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 Celeb Under Celeb Under Duplex (2003) Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Greg Kinnear. Duplex (2003) Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 The incredible Hulk (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TVPG Cops TV14 SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Twi. Zone Jim Hensons Dracula 2000 (2000) Christopher Plummer. (CC) Blade ii (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson. (CC) Cirque du Freak: The Vampires Assistant (2009) TBS 14 70 50 49 112 There yet? King King Get Smart (2008) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Friends Friends Friends Friends Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy TCM 47 52 54 43 790 (7:15) Executive Suite Carson The Girl From Mexico (1939) Duel in the Sun (1946) Jennifer Jones, Gregory Peck. (CC) Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) Pat Boone. (CC) TLC 40 49 41 60 250 Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence TNT 32 69 51 48 108 Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. (CC) (DVS) TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Ben 10 Leg.-Chima Teen Titans Teen Titans Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular TRAV 72 48 39 59 254 Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Paradise TVPG Food Paradise TVPG Food Paradise TVG (CC) TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Pawn Pawn TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138 Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cleveland (:12) The Soul Man TVPG Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (:12) Roseanne TVPG Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch TVONE 217 173 173 157 Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Sanford Sanford UNiV 26 17 73 48 Backyard Jungle Book Dora... Go, Diego Pagado Pagado El Chavo Animado TVPG Sabadazo TV14 (SS) (2:55) La Ley del Monte USA 39 62 52 39 124 Psych TVPG Chrisley Chrisley NCiS In the Zone TV14 NCiS Recoil TV14 NCiS About Face TV14 NCiS TV14 (CC) NCiS Agent Afoat TV14 NCiS TVPG (CC) VH1 36 65 67 98 518 Top 20 Video Countdown Top 20 Video Countdown Best Week The Blues Brothers (1980, Musical Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. (CC) (:45) Saturday Night Live TV14 (CC) (2:50) Saturday Night Live WE 21 117 117 403 372 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Along Came Polly (2004) Ben Stiller. Along Came Polly (2004) Ben Stiller. Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 Matlock TVPG (CC) Matlock The DJ TVPG in the Heat of the Night in the Heat of the Night in the Heat of the Night LawOrder: Ci LawOrder: Ci Law& Order TV14 (CC) ENC 290 150 150 566 932 Oz the Great and Powerful (:10) A Knights Tale (2001) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. (CC) (:25) Larger Than Life (1996) (CC) Looper (2012, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. (CC) Oz the Great and Powerful HBO 603 301 301 500 802 Miss Con. 2 Silicon Doll & Em REAL Sports Gumbel (:45) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen. (CC) (:45) Snitch (2013) Dwayne Johnson. (CC) Paycheck HBO2 604 302 302 502 804 Miss Pettigrew Boxing TVPG (CC) Boxing TVPG (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher 42 (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. (CC) (:10) The Return (2006, Suspense) (CC) Snake Eyes MAX 622 320 320 520 832 Date Movie (:40) Les Misrables (2012, Musical) Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe. (CC) (:20) The island (2005) Ewan McGregor. (CC) (:40) Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. (CC) SHOW 642 340 340 540 852 Quality Balls: Steinberg W. (2008) Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks. (CC) (:15) The Longest yard (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) (:15) Hollywoodland (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affeck. Some Girl(s) SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854 Passion Fish (:20) Quartet (2012) Maggie Smith. Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way (2013) Notting Hill (1999) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. (:35) The impossible (2012) Naomi Watts. (CC) Rescue TMC 662 350 350 548 882 The Sting (:40) D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) Emilio Estevez. Gosford Park (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins, Bob Balaban. (CC) (12:50) Valhalla Rising (2009) (CC) As Cool as i Am (2013) Claire Danes. 2 2
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TV14 The Following Teachers Pet TV14 (CC) (DVS) FOX 4 at 9 PM (N) (CC) FOX 4 News at 10 PM (N) Animation Domination High- Def TV14 (CC) The Arsenio Hall Show 5 KCTV CBS 3 3 3 3 5 Kansas City Zoo Show Paid Program KCTV5 News at 5 (N) CBS Evening News (N) KCTV5 News at 6 (N) The insider (N) (CC) 2 Broke Girls TV14 (CC) Mom TV14 (CC) 48 Hours TVPG (CC) 48 Hours TVPG (CC) KCTV5 News at 10 (N) Red and Gold (:05) CSi: Miami Sunblock TV14 (CC) 9 KMBC ABC 12 12 12 12 9 (3:00) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) KMBC 9 News at 5:00 ABC World News KMBC 9 News at 6:00 (N) (CC) Mixology TV14 (CC) Mixology TV14 (CC) Nightline Prime (N) (CC) 20/20 TVPG (CC) News Two and a Half Men Castle A writer on a soap opera is killed. TVPG 19 KCPT PBS 11 4 4 11 19 Antiques Roadshow Baton Rouge TVG (CC) The Lawrence Welk Show TVG NewsHour Wk As Time Goes By Keeping Up Appearances Moone Boy TVG (CC) Doc Martin Hazardous Exposure TVPG (CC) Scott & Bailey A gruesome crime scene. TVPG (CC) Doctor Who New York City statues come to life. TVPG Austin City Limits TVPG (CC) 29 KCWE CW 7 13 2 16 29 Extra (N) TVPG (CC) The Offce TVPG 30 Rock TV14 (CC) Raceline TVPG Troubadour, TX (CC) The Crook and Chase Show TVG (CC) Sanctuary The team gets a cryptic distress call. TVPG KMBC 9 News (CC) Modern Fam- ily (CC) Two and a Half Men The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Offce TVPG 38 KMCi iND 8 2 5 8 38 EP Daily (N) TVG (CC) Sporting KC Pre-Game MLS Soccer Sporting Kansas City at Colorado Rapids. (N) (Live) Sporting KC Postgame Graham Bensinger Leverage The Snow Job TV14 (CC) Til Death TVPG Til Death TVPG The King of Queens The King of Queens Futurama TVPG Futurama TVPG 41 KSHB NBC 13 8 8 13 41 (2:00) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. Action News NBC Nightly News TVG Action News Paid Program Dateline NBC TVPG (CC) Saturday Night Live TV14 (CC) Action News (:29) Saturday Night Live Host Louis C.K.; Sam Smith performs. (N) TV14 (CC) 50 KPXE iON 16 9 9 15 50 Law& Order: Criminal intent Prisoner TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Unchained TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent TV14 (CC) Law& Order: Criminal intent Saving Face TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Scared Crazy TV14 Law& Order: Criminal intent Dollhouse TV14 62 KSMO MNT 10 10 10 10 62 (3:00) The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Rules of Engagement Friends TV14 (CC) Friends TV14 (CC) Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) Diane Lane. A woman moves to Italy and befriends a married man. KCTV5 News at 9 (N) inside Edition Everybody- Raymond Cash Cab TVG (CC) Cash Cab TVG (CC) Comedy.TV TVPG 11 KTWU PBS 19 5 9 (3:30) Favorites TVG NewsHour Wk Sunfower Journeys The Lawrence Welk Show TVG Doc Martin Hazardous Exposure TVPG (CC) The Caf (Part 2 of 2) Keeping Up Appearances Last of Sum- mer Wine The Red Green Show Street Rod- ding The Aviators TVG (CC) Austin City Limits TVPG (CC) A&E 35 51 55 41 132 Storage Barryd Storage Storage Flipping Vegas TVPG Flipping Vegas TVPG Flipping Vegas TVPG Flipping Vegas (N) (CC) (:01) Flipping Vegas TVPG (:01) Flipping Vegas TVPG AMC 42 53 53 42 795 X2 Dawn of the Dead (2004) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. (CC) The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA The Walking Dead TVMA ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252 To Be Announced Too Cute! TVPG (CC) Too Cute! TVPG Too Cute! TVPG My Cat From Hell Too Cute! TVPG My Cat From Hell BBC 225 114 114 400 188 Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Ripper Street (N) TVMA (:15) Red Dragon (2002) Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton. (CC) Ripper Street BET 25 40 66 65 155 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Big Mommas House (2000) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. (CC) Daddys Little Girls (2007) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. (CC) BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181 Housewives The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. The Bourne Supremacy CMT 76 56 56 99 525 Achmed Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself TV14 Mall Cop (2004, Comedy) Derek Cecil. Premiere. Swamp Swamp My Big Red Tattoo Titans (N) TV14 Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014 CNBC 29 38 33 75 216 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed The Suze Orman Show (N) Secret Lives Secret Lives Secret Lives Secret Lives The Suze Orman Show CNN 44 37 37 72 202 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Newsroom Spotlight Chicagoland Death RowStories Death RowStories Chicagoland Death RowStories COMD 37 42 71 46 140 South Park South Park South Park Liar Liar (1997) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. (CC) Dumb & Dumber (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Hannibal Buress Live DiSC 45 47 40 56 120 inside the Gangsters Code inside the Gangsters Code Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Timber Kings TVPG (CC) Timber Kings (N) TVPG Buying Log Buying Log Timber Kings TVPG (CC) DiSN 70 58 62 27 302 Liv & Maddie Dog Dog Dog Tangled (2010) Zachary Levi (CC) (:45) Despicable Me (2010) Jason Segel (CC) Mighty Med Jessie TVG Liv & Maddie Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm E! 53 41 72 51 134 Total Divas TV14 E! News TVPG Maid in Manhattan (2002) Jennifer Lopez. 13 Going on 30 (2004) Jennifer Garner. Fashion Police TV14 Eric & Jessie: Game On ESPN 33 28 13 31 602 Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball Nine for iX TVG SportsCenter Featured (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606 Hockey College Hockey NHRA Drag Racing Play Ball (N) E:60 College GameDay (N) (Live) ESPNC 304 445 603 Battle Lines 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Catching Hell (2011, Documentary) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) FAM 48 57 60 23 566 (3:00) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Rupert Grint Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Daniel Radcliffe. FNC 60 35 35 76 210 The Five Americas News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Jeanine Hannity Red Eye Justice With Jeanine FOOD 52 26 26 62 452 Cutthroat Kitchen TVG Chopped TVG Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive 2 3
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(CC) Meet My Mom (2010) Lori Loughlin. TVPG (CC) When Calls the Heart TVG Just Desserts (2004) Lauren Holly. TVPG (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls HGTV 54 54 58 61 450 Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG House Hunters Renovation Hunters Hunters intl Property Brothers TVG HiST 27 46 32 55 256 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings TV14 (CC) Vikings Invasion TV14 Vikings Treachery TV14 Vikings TV14 (CC) (:02) Vikings TV14 (CC) (:01) Vikings TV14 (CC) LiFE 51 55 57 38 360 (3:00) Taken for Ransom Taken Back: Finding Haley (2012) Moira Kelly. (CC) Zoe Gone (2014) Jean Louisa Kelly. Premiere. TV14 The Wrong Woman (2013) Danica McKellar. TV14 (CC) (:02) Zoe Gone TV14 (CC) METSPT 30 68 44 (2:00) Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Lockup Lockup Lockup MTV 24 66 68 77 502 (3:00) My Bosss Daughter Fired Up (2009, Comedy) Nicholas DAgosto. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Vampires Suck (2010) Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640 MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at D.C. United. Road to the Derby World Series World Series World Series World Series of Fighting 9 (N) (Live) Premier League Match of the Day NGEO 56 109 109 58 265 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 NiCK 49 60 63 25 314 SpongeBob SquarePants TVY7 (CC) Sam & Cat Sam & Cat SpongeBob 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards instant Mom 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TVPG (CC) OXy 73 185 185 64 368 (3:00) Little Miss Sunshine Shes All That (1999) Freddie Prinze Jr. The Princess Diaries (2001) Julie Andrews. The Princess Diaries (2001) Julie Andrews. Shes All That (1999) SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Auction Auction Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Auction Auction SyFy 46 63 65 45 151 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Kate Beckinsale. (CC) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) (CC) 30 Days of Night (2007) Josh Hartnett, Melissa George. Premiere. 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010) (CC) TBS 14 70 50 49 112 Pregame (N) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) inside March Madness (N) Cougar Town Deal With it TCM 47 52 54 43 790 The Great Race (1965, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. (CC) His Girl Friday (1940) Cary Grant. (CC) Shock Corridor (1963, Drama) Peter Breck. (CC) While the City Sleeps (CC) TLC 40 49 41 60 250 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Deadly Sins TV14 (CC) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence TNT 32 69 51 48 108 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler. (CC) (DVS) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. (CC) (DVS) TOON 58 59 64 26 325 Regular Regular Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) Zachary Gordon. 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Noticiero Ftbol Mexicano Primera Divisin: Azul vs Atlas Sbado Gigante (N) TVPG (SS) Comediant. Noticiero Estrellados (N) TV14 USA 39 62 52 39 124 NCiS Heartland TVPG NCiS Nine Lives TVPG NCiS TV14 (CC) Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Chrisley Chrisley The Back-up Plan (CC) VH1 36 65 67 98 518 (3:55) Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live TV14 Saturday Night Live TV14 you Got Served (2004, Drama) Marques Houston. Malibus Most Wanted (2003) Jamie Kennedy. The Fabulous Life Of... WE 21 117 117 403 372 Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Marriage Boot Camp (CC) WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180 Law& Order TVPG (CC) Bones TV14 (CC) Bones TV14 (CC) Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement ENC 290 150 150 566 932 Oz the Great and Powerful (:15) Bewitched (2005) Nicole Kidman. (CC) A Knights Tale (2001) Heath Ledger. (CC) (:15) Looper (2012) Bruce Willis. (CC) (:15) Striking Distance HBO 603 301 301 500 802 Paycheck to Paycheck Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) The Heat (2013) Sandra Bullock. Premiere. (CC) Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. (N) (CC) 24/7 REAL Sports HBO2 604 302 302 502 804 (3:35) Snake Eyes (CC) (:15) The Hangover Part iii (2013) Bradley Cooper. ViCE TVMA Girls TVMA Boardwalk Empire TVMA Game of Thrones TVMA Game of Thrones TVMA (:05) Girls John MAX 622 320 320 520 832 (3:50) Fallen (1998) Denzel Washington. (CC) The Godfather (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino. (CC) The Godfather, Part ii (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall. (CC) SHOW 642 340 340 540 852 (3:30) Some Girl(s) (2013) Shameless TVMA (CC) The Longest yard (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) Crash (2004) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (CC) Shameless TVMA (CC) Lies Comedy SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854 (3:30) Rescue Dawn (2006) (CC) (:40) Welcome to the Punch (2013) James McAvoy. (:20) Quartet (2012) Maggie Smith. The impossible (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (CC) Sawii (2005) (CC) TMC 662 350 350 548 882 (:05) A Little Help (2010) Jenna Fischer. (CC) (5:55) Sahara (2005) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) No Tell Motel (2012) Angel McCord. (CC) High Tension (2003, Horror) (CC) No Tell Motel (2012) (CC) Sunday NASCAR Racing 1:30 p.m. on WDAF Denny Hamlin no doubt has few fond memories of last March at Auto Club Speedway. It was here in the Auto Club 400 that Hamlin wound up with a frac- tured vertebra following a last-lap crash with Joey Logano that allowed Kyle Busch to slip by to take the win. Much ill will ensued, including a post-race dust- up between Logano and Tony Stewart, and Hamlin wound up missing four races. All combatants return today to do battle on the 2-mile Southern California oval. Americas Funniest Home Videos 6 p.m. on KMBC Ever had your butt pressure taken? A little girls medical malapropism is a highlight of a segment featuring funny things kids say. This new episode also includes a montage of peoples reactions to loved ones pregnancy announce- ments and a game of Head, Gut or Groin. Tom Bergeron hosts. The Simpsons 7 p.m. on WDAF Marge and Homer buy a painting from the Van Houtens at a yard sale. It costs them $20, but Lisa recognizes it as an early 20th-century painters work worth as much as $100,000. Now they have to decide whether to keep the money or split it with the Van Houtens in the new episode The War of Art. American Dream Builders 7 p.m. on KSHB In each episode of this new competition, two teams of accomplished builders and designers put their expertise to work on a pair of similar looking homes in the same neighborhood. The shows three judges choose the makeover they like better, and the losing team sends a member home. Nate Berkus hosts and also serves on the judging panel with football player-turned-landscape archi- tect Eddie George and interior designer Monica Pedersen. Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey 8 p.m. on WDAF Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) sup- plies a couple of voices for this new epi- sode, including that of Edmond Halley. Yes. hes the namesake of the famous comet, but he was also a friend of Isaac Newton and helped him find the courage to publish the revolutionary work Prin- cipia Mathematica. Neil deGrasse Tyson hosts When Knowledge Conquered Fear. Resurrection 8 p.m. on KMBC As Henry (Kurtwood Smith) struggles to accept that Jacob (Landon Gimenez) is really his son, opening the boys grave raises more questions than it answers. Bellamy and Maggie (Omar Epps, Devin Kelley) look in the river for clues to the deaths of Jacob and Caleb (Sam Hazel- dine) and learn something about Calebs criminal past. A surprise turn of events rattles Pastor Tom (Mark Hildreth) in the new episode Two Rivers. Drop Dead Diva 8 p.m., 12:02 a.m. on LiFE Season 6 opens with a two-hour pre- miere. Grayson (Jackson Hurst) is avoid- ing Jane (Brooke Elliott) since their most recent encounter left him in shock. Janes pro bono client, a lunch lady try- ing to get meal funding reinstated for needy students, isnt what she seems. Owens (Lex Medlin) estranged brother (Colin Egglesfield) turns up to ask him for legal help. April Bowlby also stars in Truth & Consequences; Soulmates. The Mentalist 9 p.m. on KCTV Grace (Amanda Righetti) becomes the latest target of the killer whos been go- ing after former CBI members. When the teams prime suspect turns out to have an airtight alibi, Jane (Simon Baker) calls on all his skills to find his colleague before its too late in the new episode White as the Driven Snow. Tim Kang and Wayne Rigsby also star. Crisis 9 p.m. on KSHB As Meg Fitch (Gillian Anderson) scram- bles to put a sum of money together to get Amber (Halston Page) back, the Paki- stani ambassador is ordered to do the unthinkable to free his son. Dunn and Finleys (Rachael Taylor, Lance Gross) search for a missing Secret Service agent yields a surprise. At the mansion, the students captors continue to test them in the new episode If You Are Watching This I Am Dead. Girls 9 p.m., 10 p.m., 11 p.m. on HBO On Adams (Adam Driver) opening night, Hannah (Lena Dunham) receives a piece of news that could change the direction of their relationship and her own career. Marnie (Allison Williams) shares a secret with Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet), who is dealing with some news of her own. Jes- sas (Jemima Kirke) boss asks her for an out-of-the-ordinary favor in the season finale, Two Plane Rides. Monday MLB Preseason Baseball 12 p.m. on ESPN Opening Day is still a week away, but that hasnt stopped the Pittsburgh Pi- rates from returning a little early to PNC Park as they face the Detroit Tigers in preseason action. The Bucs, led by 2013 NL MVP Andrew McCutchen, hope to build on their first postseason appear- ance in 21 years. Miguel Cabrera and the Tigers, meanwhile, are always thinking championship, something they missed out on in 2013 after being eliminated by the Red Sox in the ALCS. Dancing With the Stars 7 p.m. on KMBC A change of co-hosts isnt the only thing thats new about the competitions 18th season. For the first time in the shows history, contestants will be required to change partners. Its called the Switch Up, and it allows viewers at home to vote on changes in the pairings which can only make the competition more interesting. Tom Bergeron hosts this new episode. Star-Crossed 7 p.m. on KCWE After a tabloid photographer (Jabari Thomas) confronts Emery (Aimee Tee- garden) with video of her talking about cyper, she asks Julia (Malese Jow) to help her find him a replacement story. Graysons (Grey Damon) parents throw a charity ball, which Drake plans to attend to carry out a mission for Vega (Merle Dandridge). Roman (Matt Lanter) goes, too, to keep an eye on Drake, but they get more than they expected in the new episode Stabbed With a White Wenchs Black Eye. The Voice 7 p.m. on KSHB The battle rounds continue in this new episode, as coaches Adam Levine, Usher, Blake Shelton and Shakira pit members of their teams against one another in duets. Afterward, each coach picks the stronger singer and has the option of stealing a losing artist from another coach. The Band Perry, Aloe Blacc, Mi- randa Lambert and Jill Scott advise the coaches. The Tomorrow People 8 p.m. on KCWE Stephen (Robbie Amell) discovers a clue that the Tomorrow People have been seeking. John and Russell (Luke Mitchell, Aaron Yoo) learn that Jedikiah (Mark Pellegrino) is implementing a dangerous plan. Cara (Peyton List) is surprised to learn the identity of a new break-out in the new episode Endgame. Madeleine Mantock also stars. Dallas 8 p.m., 9:01 p.m. on TNT Bobby and Sue Ellen (Patrick Duffy, Linda Gray) call in the governor (Steven Weber) to assist them in their attempt to keep John Ross (Josh Henderson) from turning into his father. Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe) learns some surprising information about Heathers (AnnaLynne McCord) past. Cliff (Ken Kercheval) en- courages Elena (Jordana Brewster) to pursue a different path in her quest for justice. Emma Bell also stars in the new episode D.T.R. Bates Motel 9 p.m., 10:01 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:02 a.m. on A&E In the aftermath of Calebs (Kenny John- son) return, Dylan (Max Thieriot) ques- tions his loyalty to Norma (Vera Farmiga) and Norman (Freddie Highmore), whos becoming more worried about his uncles presence. Normas new friend Christine (Rebecca Creskoff) leads her into White Pines social scene. Romero (Nestor Car- bonell) is caught in the middle of a drug war in the new episode Check-Out. The Blacklist 9:01 p.m. on KSHB A Russian cyberterrorist known only as Ivan (Mark Ivanir, Royal Pains) is the prime suspect in the theft of a new cy- ber defense asset. Red (James Spader) helps Liz (Megan Boone) unmask a ma- jor cover-up. New evidence related to Jolenes (Rachel Brosnahan) disappear- ance helps unravel some of the mystery surrounding Tom (Ryan Eggold) in the new episode Ivan. Private Lives of Nashville Wives 10:02 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on TNT An important piece of news from Sarah challenges the women to be there for one another in difficult times. Old habits die hard, however, and one woman with a predilection for hijacking conversations cant help but do it again in the new epi- sode No Sad Songs. Tuesday The Story of the Jews With Si- mon Schama 7 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU In this ambitious five-part documentary series, historian Schama takes viewers on a fascinating journey through the his- tory of the Jewish people from biblical times through the present day, weaving a tapestry thats as rich and colorful as the people it portrays. Supernatural 8 p.m. on KCWE A report of mild-mannered people turn- ing into violent killers has Sam (Jared Padalecki) suspecting possession. He suggests that he and Dean (Jensen Ack- les) investigate, but his brother, whos still struggling with the effects of the Mark of Cain, urges him to go alone. Sam finds an elderly woman (Jenny OHara) who tells him about a visit to her town by the Men of Letters in 1958. Series star Misha Collins directed the new episode Mothers Little Helper. Andrew Zimmerns Big Depar- ture 8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV Weve all got our preconceived notions about places we havent been to, and even though hes a world traveler, An- drew Zimmern is no exception. In this new special, he shares 10 preconceived notions about a place, then spends a week there, learning which of them are true and which are false. About a Boy 8:01 p.m. on KSHB When Marcus (Benjamin Stockham) be- gins dropping hints that Will (David Wal- ton) should start dating Fiona (Minnie Driver), Will goes all out to nip that idea Best Bets in the bud. After getting some advice from Dakota (Leslie Bibb) about diving back into the dating pool, Fiona asks her plumber out, with surprising results, in the new episode About a Plumber. Growing Up Fisher 8:31 p.m. on KSHB Mel (J.K. Simmons) supports Joyces (Jenna Elfman) decision to get a job, but he isnt too thrilled when she gets hired at his law firm. To his surprise, though, they work well together. Now all Joyce has to do is win over Mels secretary (Carla Jimenez). Katie (Ava Deluca-Ver- ley) gives Henry (Eli Baker) some advice on getting Jennys (Isabela Moner) atten- tion in the new episode Work With Me. Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan 9 p.m., 12 a.m., 3 a.m. on BBC If there are two things Dominic Monaghan is passionate about, they are acting and wildlife. He gets to combine the two in this amazing travel-adven- ture series, starting its second season tonight, in which he explores remote corners of the globe in search of the most interesting slithering and crawling creatures. In the season premiere, he gets up close and personal with a giant spitting cobra and almost gets trampled by an elephant. Justified 9 p.m., 10:03 p.m., 12:18 a.m. on FX A shooting that takes place close to home forces both Raylan and Boyd (Timothy Olyphant, Walton Goggins) to decide how far theyre willing to go and what lines theyre OK with crossing in the new episode The Toll. Michael Ra- paport and Jere Burns also star. Jim Hensons Creature Shop Challenge 9 p.m., 11 p.m. on SyFy Ten designers compete for a $100,000 cash prize and a contract with the titular studio in this new reality series. Brian Henson, chairman of the Jim Henson Company and son of the man who gave us Kermit and friends, heads up the judging panel, which also includes crea- ture designers Beth Hathaway and Kirk R. Thatcher. In the premiere, What Lies Beneath, the contestants must build an underwater creature. Cougar Town 9 p.m. on TBS As Chick (Ken Jenkins) begins to show the first symptoms of Alzheimers, Jules (Courteney Cox) urges him to move clos- er to her and Grayson (Josh Hopkins). Then Grayson inadvertently suggests Chick move in with them something he soon regrets. Travis (Dan Byrd) impend- ing college graduation has Laurie and El- lie (Busy Philipps, Christa Miller) arguing over who is Jules No. 1 friend. Brian Van Holt also stars in the new episode Love Is a Long Road. Person of interest 9:01 p.m. on KCTV Reese and Finch (Jim Caviezel, Michael Emerson) are plunged into the com- plicated world of international politics when their latest person of interest a former government contractor is found to be stalking a United Nations diplomat. An enemy of Roots (Amy Acker) tries to get the upper hand in the new episode Allegiance. Kevin Chap- man also stars. Wednesday MLB Preseason Baseball 12 p.m. on ESPN With the 2014 regular season a few days away, teams go about the business of evaluating players and making their final cuts. Two that figure to go far this year clash today in Jupiter, Fla., where Matt Holliday and the St. Louis Cardinals host Bryce Harper and the Washington Nationals. The Nats hope to put a disap- pointing 2013 behind them this year, while the Cards hope to improve on their National League championship of a year ago. Arrow 7 p.m. on KCWE Frank Bertinelli (Jeffrey Nordling) is arrested, and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is selected to try his case, making her a target for his daughter, Helena (Jessica De Gouw) aka the Huntress. Oliver (Stephen Amell) tells Sara (Caity Lotz) he can handle the situation, but he cant stop her from acting when Helena takes Laurel and others hostage at the court- house. Colton Haynes and Willa Holland also star in the new episode Birds of Prey. NBA Basketball 7 p.m., 2 a.m. on ESPN Tonights ESPN doubleheader tips off with a peach of a matchup when the Eastern Conferences elite, the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers, face each other at Indys Bankers Life Fieldhouse. These teams have played two closely contested games this season, each taking come- from-behind victories on their home courts. In the late game, the Memphis Grizzlies continue their drive for a post- season berth in the West in their road game against the Utah Jazz. Suburgatory 7:30 p.m. on KMBC Tessa (Jane Levy) isnt sure how to react when Lisa (Allie Grant) announces shes proposing to Malik (Maestro Harrell), so she seeks advice from George (Jer- emy Sisto). Unfortunately, the proposal doesnt go as planned. George suspects that his girlfriend (Natasha Leggero) is being rude to her subordinates at work in the new episode Catch and Release. Carly Chaikin also stars. Criminal Minds 8 p.m. on KCTV Complications from his stabbing have Hotch (Thomas Gibson) fighting for his life and having visions of his late wife, Haley (Meredith Monroe), and his nem- esis, the Reaper (C. Thomas Howell). The rest of the team investigates the estranged father of a missing teen as a possible suspect in her disappearance. Joe Mantegna and Shemar Moore also star in Route 66. The 100 8 p.m. on KCWE Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty (Eliza Taylor, Bob Morley, Marie Avgero- poulos, Thomas McDonell, Chris Larkin) go in search of Jasper (Devon Bostick) after receiving word that he might be alive. What they discover gives them a shock. On the Ark, Abby (Paige Turco) asks Raven (Lindsey Morgan) to help her make an escape pod in the new episode Earth Skills. Isaiah Washington also stars. Psych 8 p.m., 11:08 p.m. on USA So long, Shawn and Gus; its been good to know you. As the lighthearted po- lice drama ends its eight-season run, Shawn (James Roday) has a big decision to make as he and Gus (Dule Hill) join forces with Lassiter, Henry and Woody (Timothy Omundson, Corbin Bernsen, Kurt Fuller) to investigate a real estate executives murder. Kirsten Nelson and Maggie Lawson also star in The Break- up; Mira Sorvino guest stars. CSi: Crime Scene investigation 9 p.m. on KCTV In this episode, Russell (Ted Danson) and his colleagues investigate a murder and robbery at a high-stakes poker game. How high were those stakes? There was more than $1 million in chips on the table. Elisabeth Shue, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle and Jorja Fox also star in Take the Money and Run. Flipping Out 9 p.m., 10:30 p.m. on BRAVO Persistent project delays tax Jeffs pa- tience in this new episode, then a new clients indecision pushes him over the edge. He decides to sell Gramercy and get back into house flipping, where he has more control. The team introduces Jeffs new line of paint to the public at a trade show in Back Flipping. Doll & Em 9 p.m. on HBO Em (Emily Mortimer) cant come up with any tears while filming a funeral scene, but Doll (Dolly Wells), whos been cast as an extra, pulls it off easily. Between takes, Doll gets to know John Cusack and has a minor accident. Jonathan Cake also stars in this new episode. Hot in Cleveland 9 p.m., 10 p.m., 12 a.m. on TVLAND The sitcom opens its fifth season with a gimmick that its stars had fun with in Season 4: a live telecast that also serves as a crossover with its spinoff, The Soul Man which is also airing its season premiere live. Soul star Cedric the En- tertainer will appear in the Cleveland episode, and Betty White will return the favor on his show. Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick also star. Thursday PGA Tour Golf 2 p.m., 8 p.m. on GOLF The PGA Tour heads down Alamo way this week as players including Jim Fu- ryk, Sergio Garcia, Matt Kuchar and defending champion Martin Laird tee it up in the Valero Texas Open. Laird was sterling in last years final round at TPC San Antonio, shooting a nine-under 63 to hold off a resurgent Rory McIlroy by two strokes. The Vampire Diaries 7 p.m. on KCWE To protect Stefan (Paul Wesley) from Sloan (Caitlin McHugh), Caroline and Enzo (Candice Accola, Michael Malarkey) agree to go to Atlanta to track down a new doppelganger. During the trip, Enzo opens up to Caroline about his past. Ele- na and Damon (Nina Dobrev, Ian Somer- halder) get bad news about Jeremys (Steven R. McQueen) behavior at school. Bonnie (Kat Graham) has a disturbing encounter with Luke (Chris Brochu) in the new episode Rescue Me. Reign 8 p.m. on KCWE After agreeing to help Bash (Torrance Coombs) uncover the threat in the woods, Francis (Toby Regbo) finds him- self in danger, with Bash the only one who can save him. The king (Alan Van Sprang) becomes obsessed with a ser- vant (Kathryn Prescott) who wins Queen for a Day. Greer (Celina Sinden) has her own trouble with a servant (Jonathan Keltz) whom she gets caught kissing in the new episode Monsters. Adelaide Kane and Megan Follows also star. Hollywood Game Night 8 p.m. on KSHB In a possible homage to participating star Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother), this episode is called How I Met Your Buzzer. Other celebrities taking part in this round of off-the-wall party games include Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory), Mark Feuerstein (Royal Pains), Taran Killam (12 Years a Slave), Angie Harmon (Rizzoli & Isles) and the Fonz himself, Henry Winkler. Jane Lynch (Glee) hosts. Surviving Jack 8:30 p.m. on WDAF Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit) is the Jack of this new sitcoms title, a doctor who becomes a stay-at-home dad when his wife (Rachael Harris) decides to go to law school. Con- nor Buckley and Claudia Lee play the couples children. Parenthood 9 p.m. on KSHB Joel and Sarah (Sam Jaeger, Lauren Gra- ham) celebrate finishing their respective work projects in this new episode. Adam Best Bets (Peter Krause) takes Max (Max Burkhold- er) on an adventure to help him get over an unpleasant school trip. Amber (Mae Whitman) surprises Sydney and Victor (Savannah Paige Rae, Xolo Mariduena) with a new activity in hopes of raising their spirits in Fraud Alert. Monica Pot- ter and Craig T. Nelson also star. ice Cold Gold 9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN In this new episode, half the team has found a rich ruby deposit in the Red Zone, but Americos drill isnt performing well. At base camp, Chad and the rest of the team have only a limited time to find rubies in the river as their dredge is running out of fuel, and an approaching boat means unwanted competition. An encounter with an arctic fox has a sur- prising outcome in Rubies Revealed. Vikings 9 p.m., 10:02 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:03 a.m. on HiST Lagertha and Ragnar (Katheryn Win- nick, Travis Fimmel) join forces to win Kattegat back from Jarl Borg (Thorbjorn Harr) in this new episode. As Aslaug (Alyssa Sutherland) realizes she must face the truth of her prophecies, Ath- elstan (George Blagden) struggles with his faith. Bjorn (Alexander Ludwig) has another difficult decision to make in An- swers in Blood. Americas Worst Tattoos 9:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on TLC Tattoo artists Megan Massacre, Jeremy Swan, Tim Pangburn and Lisa Del Toro return for a second season of turning the body art equivalent of lemons into lemonade. Whether its the work of an incompetent artist, a design that hasnt aged well or the product of a decision made under the influence, they can make it pretty or at least not so em- barrassing. Friday Last Man Standing 7 p.m. on KMBC After making a hit with her designs at a school fashion show, Mandy (Molly Ephraim) decides she wants to quit school and use her college fund to launch her own clothing line. Mike (Tim Allen) doesnt like this idea, but when he goes to tell her what he thinks, he discovers that Bud (Robert Forster) has already stuck his nose in. Nancy Travis also stars in the new episode Project Mandy. Whose Line is it Anyway? 7 p.m. on KCWE Actor Verne Troyer (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) joins Ryan, Wayne, Colin and guest comedian Niyima Funk in this new episode, improvising scenes and songs from audience mem- bers suggestions. Aisha Tyler hosts the festivities. Cold Justice 7 p.m., 10:03 p.m. on TNT In 1983, Steven Fisher, a 20-year-old father of two, and Melisa Gregory, his 17- year-old girlfriend, were found brutally bludgeoned to death on a horse ranch in Iowa. Thirty-one years to the day later, authorities made an arrest in the case, thanks to former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and former crime scene investigator Yolanda McClary. Their investigation of the case is recounted in the new episode Copper Dollar Ranch (Jasper, IA). Shark Tank 8 p.m. on KMBC Its all about the whimsical headgear in this episode. Two mothers from New Jer- sey seek financing for their detachable Mohawks made for kids safety helmets, and entrepreneurs from Los Angeles pitch a line of hat and scarf combina- tions with animal themes. A former pro football player shows off his microwave- able boneless baby back ribs. Shark Rob- ert Herjavec takes a liking to a Texans reality interface for video gamers. Hart of Dixie 8 p.m. on KCWE Joel (Josh Cooke) becomes involved in a lawsuit when one of the less-than- reliable workers hes hired to help with the renovations gets hurt on the job. Lavon (Cress Williams) comes up with an innovative idea to attract people to BlueBells Renaissance Faire. Vivians (Lauren Bittner) son stands in the way of the anniversary plans that Wade (Wilson Bethel) has for her in the new episode Ring of Fire. Rachel Bilson also stars. Tanked 9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN Wayde and Brett look back on some of their most challenging jobs, sharing foot- age not previously aired on the series, in the new episode Tank This! Aquariums made from a 19th-century covered wag- on, a beer fermenter, a pinball machine and a vending machine are among those featured. Hannibal 9:01 p.m. on KSHB When a member of the team turns up in a gruesome tableau, Will (Hugh Dancy) tells Jack (Laurence Fishburne) that its the work of the Chesapeake Ripper and the Copycat Killer. He also reveals that those are the same person: Hannibal (Mads Mikkelsen). Dr. Gideon (Eddie Izzard) is called in to help verify Wills claims, but he has another idea, which leads Will to call on Freddie Lounds (Lara Jean Chorostecki) for help in the new episode Mukozuke. ViCE 10 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on HBO Each year, enough water to fill Chesa- peake Bay three times over melts off Greenland, which had record high temperatures in 2013. Shane Smith and climate scientist Jason Box travel to the island to investigate the reasons for the melting and its potential disastrous re- sults. Also in this new episode, Fazeelat Aslam looks into exploitative labor prac- tices in Pakistans brick kiln industry. Saturday Celebrity Wife Swap 2 p.m. on KMBC In this 2012 episode of the stars-swap- spouses spinoff, wrestler Mick Foleys wife, Colette, moves in with the family of actor Antonio Sabato Jr., whose fian- cee, Cheryl, goes to stay with the Foley family. The culture shock weve come to know from the noncelebrity edition is apparent here; Sabato and his part- ner are neat freaks who live by a daily checklist, while the Foleys are ... not. The Heat 7 p.m., 12:45 a.m. on HBO Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy merge their comedic styles as seem- ingly mismatched law enforcers in this 2013 action comedy that reteams Mc- Carthy with her Bridesmaids director, Paul Feig. The action isnt shortchanged as Bullock plays an uptight FBI agent teamed with an earthy Boston cop (Mc- Carthy) to find a violent drug kingpin. Co-stars include Demian Bichir (The Bridge), Marlon Wayans and Jane Cur- tin. Zoe Gone 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on LiFE Teen mom Jennifer (Sammi Hanratty) isnt exactly mother of the year mate- rial, but that changes when her little girl (Makayla Jade Bolkin) is kidnapped from the park. Desperate to find the child, she draws inspiration from the detective on the case (Jean Louisa Kelly), whos also a single mother. Alexandra Holden and Andrea Bowen also star in this new suspense tale. Nickelodeons 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards 7 p.m., 9 p.m. on NiCK Mark Wahlberg hosts the slime-errific yearly special in which young viewers pick their favorites in the field of mov- ies, TV, music and sports, among other categories, including the new additions favorite app, favorite villain, favorite funny star, favorite animated animal sidekick and most enthusiastic athlete. Top nominees this year include singer Katy Perry, the boy band One Direction and the movie The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Mixology 7:30 p.m. on KMBC Bruce (Andrew Santino) decides to pur- sue Jessica (Alexis Carra), a single mom from New Jersey, thinking shell be an easy score, but Tom and Cal (Blake Lee, Craig Frank) try to talk him out of it. Trouble ensues when Liv (Kate Simses) indulges her curiosity with Ron (Adam Campbell) in Bruce & Jessica. Ginger Gonzaga and Vanessa Lengies also star. When Calls the Heart 8 p.m. on HALL As Bill Avery (Jack Wagner) continues his investigation of the mine explosion with help from Jack (Daniel Lissing) romance blossoms between him and Abigail (Lori Loughlin). Elizabeth (Erin Krakow) must make a decision about the teaching offer, but shes having trouble with it in the new episode Final Adieu. Ghost Adventures 8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV Southern California is Zak, Nick and Aarons destination in this new episode. Theyre visiting the site of Fort MacAr- thur, built in the early 1900s to guard Los Angeles Harbor. Now home to a museum, it also has a large network of underground bunkers and tunnels, which our investigators are ready to explore in Fort MacArthur Museum. Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? 9 p.m., 10 p.m., 12 a.m. on WE A new season opens with Joan appearing on Kris Jenners talk show and deciding that she wants a family empire like the Kardashians and that to make it hap- pen, she needs her own sex tape. Now all she has to do is find a co-star. Melissa has a man in her life someone new but the relationship isnt going smoothly in The Sex Tape. Austin City Limits 11 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU Bonnie Raitt takes the stage in this epi- sode from 2012 to perform songs from her 19th album, Slipstream. Shes joined by R&B and gospel great Mavis Staples, who showcases music from the 2010 album You Are Not Alone as well as classic numbers from the family band, the Staple Singers. Best Bets AMERiCAN DREAM BUiLDERS Sunday at 7 p.m. on KSHB In each episode of this new competition, two teams of accomplished builders and designers put their expertise to work on a pair of similar looking homes in the same neighborhood. The shows three judges choose the makeover they like better, and the losing team sends a member home. Nate Berkus hosts and also serves on the judging panel with football player-turned-landscape archi- tect Eddie George and interior designer Monica Pedersen. DROP DEAD DiVA Sunday at 8 p.m. on LIFE Season 6 opens with a two-hour pre- miere. Grayson (Jackson Hurst) is avoid- ing Jane (Brooke Elliott) since their most recent encounter left him in shock. Janes pro bono client, a lunch lady try- ing to get meal funding reinstated for needy students, isnt what she seems. Owens (Lex Medlin) estranged brother (Colin Egglesfield) turns up to ask him for legal help. April Bowlby also stars in Truth & Consequences; Soulmates. THE MENTALiST Sunday at 9 p.m. on KCTV Grace (Amanda Righetti) becomes the latest target of the killer whos been go- ing after former CBI members. When the teams prime suspect turns out to have an airtight alibi, Jane (Simon Baker) calls on all his skills to find his colleague before its too late in the new episode White as the Driven Snow. Tim Kang and Wayne Rigsby also star. GiRLS Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO On Adams (Adam Driver) opening night, Hannah (Lena Dunham) receives a piece of news that could change the direction of their relationship and her own career. Marnie (Allison Williams) shares a secret with Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet), who is dealing with some news of her own. Jes- sas (Jemima Kirke) boss asks her for an out-of-the-ordinary favor in the season finale, Two Plane Rides. MLB PRESEASON BASEBALL Monday at 12 p.m. on ESPN Opening Day is still a week away, but that hasnt stopped the Pittsburgh Pi- rates from returning a little early to PNC Park as they face the Detroit Tigers in preseason action. The Bucs, led by 2013 NL MVP Andrew McCutchen, hope to build on their first postseason appear- ance in 21 years. Miguel Cabrera and the Tigers, meanwhile, are always thinking championship, something they missed out on in 2013 after being eliminated by the Red Sox in the ALCS. STAR-CROSSED Monday at 7 p.m. on KCWE After a tabloid photographer (Jabari Thomas) confronts Emery (Aimee Tee- garden) with video of her talking about cyper, she asks Julia (Malese Jow) to help her find him a replacement story. Graysons (Grey Damon) parents throw a charity ball, which Drake plans to attend to carry out a mission for Vega (Merle Dandridge). Roman (Matt Lanter) goes, too, to keep an eye on Drake, but they get more than they expected in the new episode Stabbed With a White Wenchs Black Eye. BATES MOTEL Monday at 9 p.m. on A&E In the aftermath of Calebs (Kenny John- son) return, Dylan (Max Thieriot) ques- tions his loyalty to Norma (Vera Farmiga) and Norman (Freddie Highmore), whos becoming more worried about his uncles presence. Normas new friend Christine (Rebecca Creskoff) leads her into White Pines social scene. Romero (Nestor Car- bonell) is caught in the middle of a drug war in the new episode Check-Out. THE BLACKLiST Monday at 9:01 p.m. on KSHB A Russian cyberterrorist known only as Ivan (Mark Ivanir, Royal Pains) is the prime suspect in the theft of a new cy- ber defense asset. Red (James Spader) helps Liz (Megan Boone) unmask a ma- jor cover-up. New evidence related to Jolenes (Rachel Brosnahan) disappear- ance helps unravel some of the mystery surrounding Tom (Ryan Eggold) in the new episode Ivan. THE STORy OF THE JEWS WiTH SiMON SCHAMA Tuesday at 7 p.m. on KCPT KTWU In this ambitious five-part documentary series, historian Schama takes viewers on a fascinating journey through the his- tory of the Jewish people from biblical times through the present day, weaving a tapestry thats as rich and colorful as the people it portrays. GROWiNG UP FiSHER Tuesday at 8:31 p.m. on KSHB Mel (J.K. Simmons) supports Joyces (Jenna Elfman) decision to get a job, but he isnt too thrilled when she gets hired at his law firm. To his surprise, though, they work well together. Now all Joyce has to do is win over Mels secretary (Carla Jimenez). Katie (Ava Deluca-Ver- ley) gives Henry (Eli Baker) some advice on getting Jennys (Isabela Moner) atten- tion in the new episode Work With Me. WiLD THiNGS WiTH DOMiNiC MONAGHAN Tuesday at 9 p.m. on BBC If there are two things Dominic Monaghan is passionate about, they are acting and wildlife. He gets to combine the two in this amazing travel-adven- ture series, starting its second season tonight, in which he explores remote corners of the globe in search of the most interesting slithering and crawling creatures. In the season premiere, he gets up close and personal with a giant spitting cobra and almost gets trampled by an elephant. JiM HENSONS CREATURE SHOP CHALLENGE Tuesday at 9 p.m. on SYFY Ten designers compete for a $100,000 cash prize and a contract with the titular studio in this new reality series. Brian Henson, chairman of the Jim Henson Company and son of the man who gave us Kermit and friends, heads up the judging panel, which also includes crea- ture designers Beth Hathaway and Kirk R. Thatcher. In the premiere, What Lies Beneath, the contestants must build an underwater creature. ARROW Wednesday at 7 p.m. on KCWE Frank Bertinelli (Jeffrey Nordling) is arrested, and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is selected to try his case, making her a target for his daughter, Helena (Jessica De Gouw) aka the Huntress. Oliver (Stephen Amell) tells Sara (Caity Lotz) he can handle the situation, but he cant stop her from acting when Helena takes Laurel and others hostage at the court- house. Colton Haynes and Willa Holland also star in the new episode Birds of Prey. CRiMiNAL MiNDS Wednesday at 8 p.m. on KCTV Complications from his stabbing have Hotch (Thomas Gibson) fighting for his life and having visions of his late wife, Haley (Meredith Monroe), and his nem- esis, the Reaper (C. Thomas Howell). The rest of the team investigates the estranged father of a missing teen as a possible suspect in her disappearance. Joe Mantegna and Shemar Moore also star in Route 66. PSyCH Wednesday at 8 p.m. on USA So long, Shawn and Gus; its been good to know you. As the lighthearted po- lice drama ends its eight-season run, Shawn (James Roday) has a big decision to make as he and Gus (Dule Hill) join forces with Lassiter, Henry and Woody (Timothy Omundson, Corbin Bernsen, Kurt Fuller) to investigate a real estate executives murder. Kirsten Nelson and Maggie Lawson also star in The Break- up; Mira Sorvino guest stars. HOT iN CLEVELAND Wednesday at 9 p.m. on TVLAND The sitcom opens its fifth season with a gimmick that its stars had fun with in Season 4: a live telecast that also serves as a crossover with its spinoff, The Soul Man which is also airing its season premiere live. Soul star Cedric the En- tertainer will appear in the Cleveland episode, and Betty White will return the favor on his show. Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick also star. THE VAMPiRE DiARiES Thursday at 7 p.m. on KCWE To protect Stefan (Paul Wesley) from Sloan (Caitlin McHugh), Caroline and Enzo (Candice Accola, Michael Malarkey) agree to go to Atlanta to track down a new doppelganger. During the trip, Enzo opens up to Caroline about his past. Ele- na and Damon (Nina Dobrev, Ian Somer- halder) get bad news about Jeremys (Steven R. McQueen) behavior at school. Bonnie (Kat Graham) has a disturbing encounter with Luke (Chris Brochu) in the new episode Rescue Me. SURViViNG JACK Thursday at 8:30 p.m. on WDAF Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit) is the Jack of this new sitcoms title, a doctor who becomes a stay-at-home dad when his wife (Rachael Harris) decides to go to law school. Con- nor Buckley and Claudia Lee play the couples children. ViKiNGS Thursday at 9 p.m. on HIST Lagertha and Ragnar (Katheryn Win- nick, Travis Fimmel) join forces to win Kattegat back from Jarl Borg (Thorbjorn Harr) in this new episode. As Aslaug (Alyssa Sutherland) realizes she must face the truth of her prophecies, Ath- elstan (George Blagden) struggles with his faith. Bjorn (Alexander Ludwig) has another difficult decision to make in An- swers in Blood. AMERiCAS WORST TATTOOS Thursday at 9:30 p.m. on TLC Tattoo artists Megan Massacre, Jeremy Swan, Tim Pangburn and Lisa Del Toro return for a second season of turning the body art equivalent of lemons into lemonade. Whether its the work of an incompetent artist, a design that hasnt aged well or the product of a decision made under the influence, they can make it pretty or at least not so em- barrassing. LAST MAN STANDiNG Friday at 7 p.m. on KMBC After making a hit with her designs at a school fashion show, Mandy (Molly Ephraim) decides she wants to quit school and use her college fund to launch her own clothing line. Mike (Tim Allen) doesnt like this idea, but when he goes to tell her what he thinks, he discovers that Bud (Robert Forster) has already stuck his nose in. Nancy Travis also stars in the new episode Project Mandy. COLD JUSTiCE Friday at 7 p.m. on TNT In 1983, Steven Fisher, a 20-year-old father of two, and Melisa Gregory, his 17- year-old girlfriend, were found brutally bludgeoned to death on a horse ranch in Iowa. Thirty-one years to the day later, authorities made an arrest in the case, thanks to former prosecutor Kelly Siegler Critics Choice and former crime scene investigator Yolanda McClary. Their investigation of the case is recounted in the new episode Copper Dollar Ranch (Jasper, IA). TANKED Friday at 9 p.m. on ANPLAN Wayde and Brett look back on some of their most challenging jobs, sharing foot- age not previously aired on the series, in the new episode Tank This! Aquariums made from a 19th-century covered wag- on, a beer fermenter, a pinball machine and a vending machine are among those featured. THE HEAT Saturday at 7 p.m. on HBO Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy merge their comedic styles as seem- ingly mismatched law enforcers in this 2013 action comedy that reteams Mc- Carthy with her Bridesmaids director, Paul Feig. The action isnt shortchanged as Bullock plays an uptight FBI agent teamed with an earthy Boston cop (Mc- Carthy) to find a violent drug kingpin. Co-stars include Demian Bichir (The Bridge), Marlon Wayans and Jane Cur- tin. ZOE GONE Saturday at 7 p.m. on LIFE Teen mom Jennifer (Sammi Hanratty) isnt exactly mother of the year mate- rial, but that changes when her little girl (Makayla Jade Bolkin) is kidnapped from the park. Desperate to find the child, she draws inspiration from the detective on the case (Jean Louisa Kelly), whos also a single mother. Alexandra Holden and Andrea Bowen also star in this new suspense tale. NiCKELODEONS 27TH ANNUAL KiDS CHOiCE AWARDS Saturday at 7 p.m. on NICK Mark Wahlberg hosts the slime-errific yearly special in which young viewers pick their favorites in the field of mov- ies, TV, music and sports, among other categories, including the new additions favorite app, favorite villain, favorite funny star, favorite animated animal sidekick and most enthusiastic athlete. Top nominees this year include singer Katy Perry, the boy band One Direction and the movie The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. MiXOLOGy Saturday at 7:30 p.m. on KMBC Bruce (Andrew Santino) decides to pur- sue Jessica (Alexis Carra), a single mom from New Jersey, thinking shell be an easy score, but Tom and Cal (Blake Lee, Craig Frank) try to talk him out of it. Trouble ensues when Liv (Kate Simses) indulges her curiosity with Ron (Adam Campbell) in Bruce & Jessica. Ginger Gonzaga and Vanessa Lengies also star. Critics Choice SUNDAy AUTO RACiNG 1:30 p.m. WDAF NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400. Jimmie Johnson, Brad Keselowski, and the rest of the field continue the Chase for the Championship. (HD) BASEBALL 3:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Oakland Athletics. From Phoenix Municipal Stadium in Phoenix. 12:00 a.m. FSN College Baseball South Carolina at Kentucky. (Same-day Tape) (HD) BASKETBALL 10:00 a.m. ESPN College Basketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 11:00 a.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 11:30 a.m. ESPN2 Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, First Round. Whip- around coverage includes: Army vs. Maryland, Georgia Tech vs. LSU, Hampton vs. Michigan State and Penn State vs. Wichita State. (HD) 1:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 2:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, First Round. Whip- around coverage includes: Albany (N.Y.) vs. West Virginia, Dayton vs. Florida, North Carolina vs. UT- Martin and Pennsylvania vs. Texas. (HD) 4:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 4:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, First Round. Whip- around coverage includes: Cal State Northridge vs. South Caro- lina, Georgia vs. Saint Josephs, Gonzaga vs. James Madison and Idaho vs. Louisville. (HD) 5:00 p.m. TNT 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 6:00 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 6:30 p.m. TRUTV 2014 NCAA Bas- ketball Tournament (HD) 7:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment Connecticut vs. Prairie View A&M. First round. From Storrs, Conn. (HD) ESPN2 Womens College Bas- ketball NCAA Tournament, First Round. Whip-around coverage includes: Iowa vs. Marist, Middle Tennessee State vs. Oregon State and North Dakota vs. Texas A&M. (HD) 7:30 p.m. TNT 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 8:30 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) GOLF 11:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar- nold Palmer invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD) 1:00 p.m. KSHB PGA Tour Golf Ar- nold Palmer invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer invitational, Spot- light Coverage. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD) 4:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont- gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard Langer are expected to compete. From Biloxi, Miss. (HD) 6:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf JTBC Founders Cup, Final Round. Paula Creamer, Lydia Ko, Stacy Lewis, Inbee Park, Suzann Pettersen, Lexi Thompson, Michelle Wie and Cheyenne Woods are ex- pected to compete. From Phoenix. (HD) 8:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar- nold Palmer invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD) 2:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont- gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard Langer are expected to compete. From Biloxi, Miss. (HD) HOCKEy 12:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Pittsburgh Penguins. From CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh. (HD) 6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Min- nesota Wild at Detroit Red Wings. From Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. (HD) 8:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Pittsburgh Penguins. From CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh. (HD) MARTiAL ARTS 4:00 p.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC: Shogun vs. Henderson 2 - Prelims. From Natal, Brazil. (HD) 6:00 p.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC: Shogun vs. Henderson 2. From Natal, Brazil. (HD) MOTORCyCLE RACiNG 11:30 a.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing National Arenacross Series - Milwaukee. From Milwaukee. (Taped) (HD) 1:30 p.m. FS1 MotoGP Racing World Championship: Qa- tar. From Losail International Racetrack in Doha, Qatar. (HD) POLO 3:00 p.m. NBCSP Polo C.V. Whitney Cup. From International Polo Club Palm Beach in Wellington, Fla. (Taped) (HD) TENNiS 6:00 p.m. FSN Tennis PowerShares Series: Kansas City. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Chang. From Kansas City, Mo. (Taped) (HD) WiNTER SPORTS 11:00 a.m. KSHB Skiing U.S. Alpine Championships. From Squaw Valley Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe, Calif. (Taped) (HD) 1:00 a.m. NBCSP Skiing Nature Val- ley U.S. Alpine Champion- ships. From Squaw Valley in Lake Tahoe, Calif. (Same-day Tape) (HD) MONDAy BASEBALL 12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball Detroit Tigers at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (HD) BASKETBALL 7:30 a.m. FSN Girls High School Basketball MSHSAA Class 5 Championship: Teams TBA. (HD) 9:00 a.m. FSN Girls High School Basketball MSHSAA Class 4 Championship: Teams TBA. (HD) 1:00 p.m. METSPT Girls High School Basketball KSHSAA Class 6A Final: Teams TBA. 3:00 p.m. METSPT High School Bas- ketball KSHSAA Class 6A Final: Teams TBA. 5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment: Teams TBA. (HD) 6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Oklaho- ma City Thunder. From Chesa- peake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (HD) 8:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) ESPN2 Womens College Bas- ketball NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 10:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas- ketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) FSN High School Basketball MSHSAA Class 3 Champion- ship: Barstow vs. Cardinal Ritter. From Columbia, Mo. (HD) GOLF 10:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf JTBC Founders Cup, Final Round. Paula Creamer, Lydia Ko, Stacy Lewis, Inbee Park, Suzann Pettersen, Lexi Thompson, Michelle Wie and Cheyenne Woods are ex- pected to compete. From Phoenix. (HD) 11:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar- nold Palmer invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD) HOCKEy 6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Mon- treal Canadiens at Boston Bruins. From TD Garden in Bos- ton. (HD) MARTiAL ARTS 2:00 a.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC: Shogun vs. Henderson 2. From Natal, Brazil. (HD) TUESDAy AUTO RACiNG 2:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400. Jimmie Johnson, Brad Keselowski, and the rest of the field continue the Chase for the Championship. (HD) BASEBALL 12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. From Joker Marchant Stadium in Lakeland, Fla. (HD) 8:00 p.m. FSN MLB Preseason Baseball Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals. From Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Ariz. (HD) 11:00 p.m. FSN MLB Preseason Baseball Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals. From Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Ariz. (HD) BASKETBALL 6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) ESPN2 Womens College Bas- ketball NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 7:00 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. From Amer- ican Airlines Center in Dallas. (HD) 8:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 8:30 p.m. ESPN2 Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment: Teams TBA. (HD) 9:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball New york Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (HD) GOLF 10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf Sunshine Tour: investec Cup, Third Round. From South Africa. (Taped) 1:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont- gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard Langer are expected to compete. From Biloxi, Miss. (HD) Sports HOCKEy 6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Co- lumbus Blue Jackets. From Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio. (HD) MOTORCyCLE RACiNG 6:00 p.m. FS1 MotoGP Racing World Championship: Qa- tar. From Losail International Racetrack in Doha, Qatar. (HD) WEDNESDAy BASEBALL 12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball Washington Na- tionals at St. Louis Cardi- nals. From Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla. (HD) 6:30 p.m. FSN College Baseball Nebraska at Kansas State. (HD) 9:30 p.m. FSN College Baseball Ne- braska at Kansas State. (HD) BASKETBALL 6:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas- ketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 7:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Mi- ami Heat at indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (HD) 8:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas- ketball NiT Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD) 9:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (HD) 2:00 a.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Mi- ami Heat at indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (HD) 3:00 a.m. ESPN2 NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (Same-day Tape) (HD) GOLF 10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf Sunshine Tour: investec Cup, Final Round. From South Africa. (Taped) 7:30 p.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Day One. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) HOCKEy 9:00 a.m. FSN NHL Hockey St. Lou- is Blues at Toronto Maple Leafs. From Air Canada Centre in Toronto. (HD) 7:00 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Phil- adelphia Flyers at New york Rangers. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) RUGBy 12:00 a.m. NBCSP Rugby Sevens World Series, Round 6. From Tokyo. (Taped) (HD) TENNiS 12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens and Womens Quarterfinals. From Miami. (HD) 12:00 a.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens and Womens Quarterfinals. From Miami. (Same-day Tape) (HD) THURSDAy AUTO RACiNG 1:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac- ing Malaysia Grand Prix, Practice 2. From Sepang Inter- national Circuit in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) BASEBALL 11:00 a.m. ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball Washington Na- tionals at New york Mets. From Tradition Field in Port Saint Lucie, Fla. (HD) 2:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs. From Ho- HoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (HD) BASKETBALL 6:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 6:15 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 8:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 8:55 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) GOLF 8:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Day One. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) 2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, First Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) 5:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, First Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (HD) 8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, First Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) 11:00 p.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Day Two. From Kuala Lumpur, Malay- sia. (HD) HOCKEy 6:30 a.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Phila- delphia Flyers at New york Rangers. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) 7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne- sota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (HD) 10:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne- sota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (HD) TENNiS 11:00 a.m. FSN Tennis PowerShares Series: Kansas City. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Chang. From Kansas City, Mo. (HD) 12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Womens First Semi- final and Mens Quarterfi- nal. From Miami. (HD) 6:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens Quarterfinals and Womens Semifinal. From Miami. (HD) FRiDAy AUTO RACiNG 10:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing K&N Pro Series: Greenville. From Greenville-Pickens Speedway, South Carolina. (Taped) (HD) 11:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Martinsville, Practice. From Martinsville Speedway, Virginia. (HD) 2:00 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Se- ries: Martinsville, Final Practice. From Martinsville Speedway in Virginia. (HD) 3:30 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Martinsville, Qualifying. From Martinsville Speedway, Virginia. (HD) 2:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Martinsville, Practice. From Martinsville Speedway, Virginia. (HD) 3:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac- ing Malaysian Grand Prix, Qualifying. From Sepang Inter- national Circuit in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) 3:30 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Martinsville, Qualifying. From Martinsville Speedway, Virginia. (HD) BASKETBALL 9:00 a.m. FSN Girls High School Basketball MSHSAA Class 2 Championship: Crane vs. Skyline. (HD) 6:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 6:15 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball Sac- ramento Kings at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (HD) 8:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 8:55 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 12:00 a.m. FSN High School Basket- ball MSHSAA Class 2 Cham- pionship: iberia vs. Sacred Heart. From Columbia, Mo. (HD) GOLF 8:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Day Two. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) 2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) 5:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Second Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (HD) 8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) 11:00 p.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Final Day. From Kuala Lumpur, Malay- sia. (HD) 2:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Second Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (HD) 3:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Final Day. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) GyMNASTiCS 10:00 p.m. FSN Womens College Gymnastics Big 12 Champi- onship. From Morgantown, W.Va. (Taped) (HD) HOCKEy 12:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne- sota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (HD) MARTiAL ARTS 6:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 8 Lewis Gonzalez vs. Justin Gaethje; Anthony Johnson vs. Mike Kyle. From Hollywood, Fla. (HD) 8:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 7 Georgi Karakhanyan vs. Lance Palmer; Jesse Taylor vs. Elvis Mutapcic. From Vancouver. (HD) 10:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 6 Josh Burkman vs. Steve Carl. From Coral Gables, Fla. (HD) 12:00 a.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 5 Andrei Arlovski vs. Mike Kyle. From Atlantic City, N.J. (HD) TENNiS 2:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens First Semifi- nal. From Miami. (HD) 6:00 p.m. ESPN ATP Tennis Sony Open, Mens Second Semifi- nal. From Miami. (HD) SATURDAy AUTO RACiNG 9:00 a.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Sportsman Series. From Gainesville, Fla. (Taped) (HD) FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Martinsville, Practice. From Martinsville Speedway, Vir- ginia. (HD) 10:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Se- ries: Martinsville, Qualify- Sports ing. From Martinsville Speedway in Virginia. (HD) 1:30 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: Martinsville. From Martinsville Speedway in Virginia. (HD) 7:00 p.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nation- als, Qualifying. From Las Ve- gas. (Same-day Tape) (HD) 3:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac- ing Malaysian Grand Prix. From Sepang International Circuit in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD) BASEBALL 12:00 p.m. FSN College Baseball Missouri at Auburn. (HD) BASKETBALL 11:00 a.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From South Bend, Ind. (HD) 1:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From South Bend, Ind. (HD) 2:00 p.m. KCTV College Basketball NCAA Division ii Tourna- ment, Final: Teams TBA. From Evansville, Ind. (HD) 3:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (HD) 5:00 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) 6:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College Basketball NCAA Tourna- ment, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (HD) 7:30 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket- ball Tournament (HD) EQUESTRiAN 12:00 p.m. FS1 Horse Racing Jockey Club Tour: Dubai World Cup. From Meydan Race Course, Dubai. (HD) GOLF 12:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) 2:00 p.m. KSHB PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. (HD) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Spotlight Cov- erage. From San Antonio. (HD) 6:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (HD) 8:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD) GyMNASTiCS 10:00 a.m. ESPN2 Womens College Gymnastics SEC Champion- ship. From Birmingham, Ala. (Taped) HOCKEy 2:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey NCAA Tournament, East Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Bridgeport, Conn. (HD) 4:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey NCAA Tournament, West Regional First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From St. Paul, Minn. (HD) 7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (HD) 12:00 a.m. FSN NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (HD) LACROSSE 5:00 p.m. FS1 College Lacrosse St. Johns at Providence. (HD) MARTiAL ARTS 8:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 9 Steve Carl vs. Rousi- mar Palhares. From Las Vegas. (HD) 12:30 a.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 9 Steve Carl vs. Rousi- mar Palhares. From Las Vegas. (HD) MOTORCyCLE RACiNG 7:30 p.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing Monster Energy Supercross - St. Louis. From St. Louis. (HD) 1:30 a.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing Monster Energy Supercross - St. Louis. From St. Louis. (HD) SOFTBALL 3:00 p.m. FSN College Softball Tex- as-El Paso at Tulsa. (HD) TENNiS 12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony Open, Womens Final. From Miami. (HD) Sports A Abduction 11 (HD) Taylor Lautner. A young man must run for his life soon after learning that the folks who raised him are not his real parents. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FAM Tue. 6 p.m., 11 p.m. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunt- er 12 (HD) Benjamin Walker. The death of his mother at the hands of a vampire launches Abraham Lincoln on a 45-year quest to avenge her and eliminate the undead scourge from the world. (R) (S, V) HBO Tue. 10:30 p.m. The Abyss 89 Ed Harris. Oil- platform workers, including an estranged couple, and a Navy SEAL make a startling deep-sea discovery. (PG-13) (L, V) SyFy Thu. 9:30 a.m. Across the Universe 07 (HD) Evan Rachel Wood. Songs by the Beatles illustrate a tale of two star-crossed lovers swept up by the 1960s counterculture and the anti-war movement. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Mon. 7:30 a.m. Act of Violence 49 Van Heflin. A crippled World War II veteran stalks a contractor whose prison-camp betrayal caused a massacre. (NR) TCM Thu. 3 p.m. Adaptation 02 Nicolas Cage. A screenwriter asks his identical twin, who is in the same profession, for advice on a story about a serial killer. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 12:50 p.m. After Fall, Winter 11 (HD) Eric Schaeffer. A failed novelist, who has a secret S&M fetish, is unaware that his new lover is a dominatrix. (NR) (S) TMC Tue. 2:40 a.m. Aint Them Bodies Saints 13 (HD) Rooney Mara. A man takes the fall for his lovers crime, then four years later breaks out of prison to find her and their young daughter, who was born during his incarceration. (R) (S, V) TMC Sun. 1:15 p.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m. Alex Cross 12 (HD) Tyler Perry. In Detroit, a cunning serial killer pushes young detective and psychologist Alex Cross to his moral and psychological limits. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) SHOW Mon. 5:15 p.m. Alexander 04 (HD) Colin Farrell. The young Macedonian king and gen- eral leads his army into battle to conquer much of the known world. (R) (S, V, N) HBO2 Tue. 9:40 a.m.; Fri. 12 p.m. Alien vs. Predator 04 (HD) Sanaa Lathan. Members of an expedition discover two vicious extraterrestrial spe- cies dueling to the death in the Antarctic. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 12 a.m. Aliens 86 (HD) Sigourney Weaver. On planet LV-426, Ripley and a dwindling number of Marines battle an almost-unstoppable army of monstrous predators which wiped out an entire colony of humans, save for one little girl. (R) (L, V) AMC Sat. 10:30 a.m. All About the Benjamins 02 (HD) Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves. (R) (L, S, V) VH1 Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 11:05 a.m. All-Star Superman 11 (HD) Voices of James Denton. Animated. Superman ponders his future after a rescue mission to the sun exposes him to radiation. (PG) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 5 a.m. All the Way 03 (HD) Joel Edger- ton. Frank Sinatra and his entourage be- come virtual prisoners in their hotel after he insults an Australian reporter during a 1974 tour. (R) (L, S) TMC Sat. 4:50 a.m. Allan Quatermain and the Tem- ple of Skulls 08 (HD) Sean Cameron Michael. Hired to lead an expedition in Africa to find a fabled treasure, an ex- plorer travels trough hostile terrain filled with traps and rival fortune hunters. (R) (N) SHOW Thu. 6:30 a.m. Almost Kings 10 (HD) Alex Frost. A teen must decide whether to follow in his older brothers destructive footprints or make a new path for himself. (NR) (S) TMC Thu. 1:05 a.m. Along Came Polly 04 Ben Stiller. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. (PG-13) (L, S) WE Sat. 9 a.m., 11 a.m. American Gangster 07 Denzel Washington. A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity and strict business codes to dominate organized crime, while a vet- eran cop searches for a way to bring him down. (R) (L, S, N, V) BET Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m. American Warships 12 (HD) Mario Van Peebles. The crew of the USS Iowa wages war against a mysterious fleet of ships to stop them from destroying the Earth. (NR) SyFy Fri. 2 a.m. American Winter 13 (HD) Families struggle in the aftermath of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depres- sion. (NR) HBO2 Sat. 2:50 a.m. Anaconda 97 (HD) Jennifer Lopez. A snake hunter commandeers a documen- tary crew in the Brazilian jungle, forcing them to battle a monster boa. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Mon. 12:30 p.m. Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 04 (HD) Johnny Messner. While exploring the jungles of Borneo, scientists and their guide en- counter monstrous, man-eating snakes. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Mon. 2:30 p.m. Anchors Aweigh 45 Frank Sina- tra. Two sailors on leave in Hollywood help an actress get her big break. (NR) TCM Mon. 10:45 p.m. Angels in the Outfield 94 (HD) Danny Glover. The manager of the lowly California Angels puts his faith in a boy who can see an angel. (PG) (L) TBS Sat. 1 a.m. Anna Karenina 12 (HD) Keira Knightley. A 19th-century Russian aris- tocrat faces a difficult decision when her husband finds out about her scandalous affair with a dashing cavalry officer. (R) (S, V) MAX Fri. 6:25 a.m. Aprs Vous... 03 (HD) Daniel Auteuil. An overly helpful headwaiter goes out of the way to help a suicidal man reconcile with his girlfriend. (R) (L, S) TMC Wed. 4:40 a.m. Argo 12 (HD) Ben Affleck. Dur- ing the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Sun. 4 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. Aroused 13 (HD) Filmmaker Debo- rah Anderson documents the making of a fine-art photography book featuring porn stars Belladonna, Kayden Kross, Lisa Ann, Ash Hollywood, Jesse Jane and others. (NR) (L, S, N) SHOW Sun. 2:45 a.m.; Thu. 12:35 a.m. As Cool as i Am 13 (HD) Claire Danes. A precocious teen has a sexual awakening and later begins to realize that her parents marriage is not as strong as she thought. (R) (S) TMC Thu. 3:20 p.m.; Sat. 2:30 p.m. Assault on Wall Street 12 (HD) Dominic Purcell. Jim goes to extreme lengths for revenge after the economy collapses. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 9 p.m. Asylum Blackout 11 (HD) Rupert Ev- ans. Employees at an asylum get locked in with dangerously insane inmates dur- ing a power outage. (NR) (S) HBO2 Mon. 12:50 a.m. Austin Powers in Goldmember 02 (HD) Mike Myers. Austin must rescue his captive father and prevent Dr. Evils malevolent minions from taking over the world. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sat. 2 p.m. B Babettes Feast 87 Stphane Audran. An exiled Paris chef enlightens two pious Danish sisters who forsook ro- mance and fame. (G) TCM Fri. 7 p.m. Baby Geniuses 99 (HD) Kathleen Turner. Evil partners experiment on an infant and send his twin to a reputable re- search nursery. (PG) (L) HBO2 Fri. 5 a.m. Back to the Future Part ii 89 Michael J. Fox. A young man and his inventor friend must take a DeLorean time machine to 2015. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 11:10 a.m., 9:15 p.m. The Back-up Plan 10 (HD) Jennifer Lopez. A single woman meets the man of her dreams on the same day she becomes pregnant through artificial insemination. (PG-13) (L, S) USA Sat. 11 p.m. The Backwoods 06 (HD) Gary Oldman. Two couples must get a feral girl to safety after the men find her in the woods. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Thu. 3:20 a.m. Bad Company 02 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A veteran CIA agent transforms a street-wise punk into a spy in order to replace his murdered twin. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Fri. 9:30 a.m. Bad Teacher 11 (HD) Cameron Diaz. A rude, drug-abusing educator vies with a perky colleague for the atten- tions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher. (R) (L, S, N) FX Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 1:30 p.m. Bait 12 Phoebe Tonkin. A freak tsunami traps a group of people in a submerged grocery store. As they try to escape, they are hunted by white sharks that are hungry for meat. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Wed. 2:20 a.m. Basic 03 John Travolta. A DEA agent investigates the disappearance of a fearsome sergeant and his Special Forces trainees. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 1:20 a.m. Batman 89 Jack Nicholson. The Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the freaky Joker. (PG-13) (V) ENC Thu. 6:40 a.m., 2:50 p.m. Batman Forever 95 Val Kilmer. The Caped Crusader woos a criminal psy- chologist, takes on a sidekick and battles Two-Face and the Riddler. (PG-13) (S, V) ENC Sun. 3:05 a.m.; Wed. 9:30 p.m. Batman Returns 92 Michael Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguins plot. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 2:50 p.m. Battle for Terra 07 (HD) Voices of Evan Rachel Wood. Animated. An alien creature joins forces with a human pilot to find her kidnapped father and save her world from colonization by invading Earthlings. (PG) (S, V) HBO Fri. 5 a.m. The Beach 00 (HD) Leonardo DiCaprio. Young people seek Nirvana on an island off the coast of Thailand, only to discover it is not what it seems. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sun. 7:30 a.m. Beautiful Creatures 00 (HD) Ra- chel Weisz. Two women try to outwit the law and family members while trying to dispose of a dead body. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Tue. 11:40 p.m. Beautiful Creatures 13 (HD) Alden Ehrenreich. Teens in a backwater Southern town encounter a history of family secrets and a curse that looms for one as she approaches her 16th birthday. (PG-13) (S, V) MAX Tue. 4:45 p.m. Because of Winn-Dixie 05 (HD) AnnaSophia Robb. A Florida girl and her canine pal befriend misfit souls and begin to soften her fathers brittle exterior. (PG) (L, S) MAX Mon. 5 a.m. Behind Enemy Lines ii: Axis of Evil 06 (HD) Matt Bushell. Navy SEALS fight for their lives after a top- secret mission in North Korea goes awry. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Mon. 8 a.m. Being Mary Jane 13 (HD) Gabrielle Union. A successful anchorwoman must juggle work, family and relationships. (NR) BET Wed. 8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m. Beloved 98 (HD) Oprah Winfrey. Horrible secrets and supernatural forces come to light in the home of a former slave, her daughter and a companion. (R) (S, N, V) SHOW2 Fri. 10:30 p.m. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 11 (HD) Judi Dench. British retirees move to India to live out their golden years and find that their new home is a dilapidated hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Thu. 12:50 p.m. Best of Savannah 93 (HD) Savannah. Savannah hosts this look at a compilation of some of her favorite scenes from her most popular movies. (NR) (L, N, S) SHOW Wed. 5 a.m. Best of the Best ii 93 (HD) Eric Roberts. Two karate instructors are bent on vengeance after their partner is slain in an illegal match. (R) (L, V) MAX Tue. 12:50 a.m. The Best of Times 86 (HD) Robin Williams. Two men get to replay a high- school football game 16 years after one dropped the others touchdown pass. (PG- 13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 5:30 a.m. Beverly Hills Cop 84 (HD) Ed- die Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (L, S, V) CMT Sun. 5:30 p.m.; Mon. 12 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m. Movies Beverly Hills Cop ii 87 (HD) Ed- die Murphy. A clever detective from De- troit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit womans so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (L, S, N, V) CMT Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12 p.m. Bewitched 05 Nicole Kidman. An actual witch and a neurotic movie star land the lead roles in a television remake of the 1960s sitcom. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Sat. 5:15 p.m. Beyond Loch Ness 08 (HD) Brian Krause. A vengeful scientist traces the Loch Ness monster to Lake Superior. (R) (S, V) SyFy Wed. 10 a.m. Big 88 (HD) Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (L, S) MAX Wed. 11:15 a.m. Big Mommas House 00 Martin Lawrence. To protect a woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent as- sumes the guise of a large grandmother. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 7 p.m. Big Mommas House 2 06 (HD) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspects house. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 1:15 p.m. Big Night 96 Minnie Driver. Two Italian brothers hope to save their failing restaurant by preparing a feast for bandleader Louis Prima. (R) (L) TCM Fri. 9 p.m. The Big Picture: Rethinking Dys- lexia 12 (HD) Filmmaker James Redford examines how dyslexia affects youths and their families through the experiences of four dyslexic students and the work of Drs. Salley and Bennett Shaywitz. (NR) HBO2 Mon. 5:40 a.m. Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure 89 (HD) Keanu Reeves. Two dopey dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven, Napoleon and other biggies for a history project. (PG) (L, S) COMD Wed. 11:25 a.m. Bio-Dome 96 Pauly Shore. Idiot col- legians bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in which they are accidentally sealed for a year. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Sat. 3:20 a.m. Black Hand 50 Gene Kelly. The son of a slain Italian lawyer helps a policeman fight organized crime in circa- 1900 New York. (NR) TCM Tue. 10:15 p.m. Black Sheep 96 (HD) Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shep- herds his bosss uncouth brother. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sun. 7 a.m., 1:15 p.m. Blackthorn 11 (HD) Sam Shepa- rd. Leaving Bolivia and heading back to the U.S., the outlaw formerly known as Butch Cassidy has a final adventure. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 2:45 a.m. Blade ii 02 (HD) Wesley Snipes. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle pow- erful vampires. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sun. 3:30 p.m.; Sat. 11:30 a.m. Blade: Trinity 04 Wesley Snipes. Blade and a pair of vampire slayers battle Dracula, the newly resurrected ancestor of the undead. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 1:05 p.m., 9:15 p.m.; Wed. 5:05 p.m. Blood Diamond 06 (HD) Leon- ardo DiCaprio. Two men, a white South African mercenary and a black Mende fisherman, join in a common quest to recover a rare gem that could change their lives. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Wed. 4 p.m.; Thu. 8:30 a.m. Blown Away 94 (HD) Jeff Bridges. An Irish explosives expert targets an old foe and his family living in Boston. (R) (L, V) MAX Wed. 3 p.m. The Blues Brothers 80 John Belushi. Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, re- uniting their hot band. (R) (L, S) VH1 Fri. 11 p.m.; Sat. 10:30 a.m. The Bone Collector 99 (HD) Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detec- tive and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (L, V) AMC Fri. 1 a.m., 10:30 a.m. Booty Call 97 Jamie Foxx. Two longtime friends hope that lust will pre- vail during a wild double date, in a hu- morous look at safe sex. (R) (L, S) COMD Thu. 11:19 a.m. The Bourne Supremacy 04 Matt Damon. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is be- hind the deaths of two people. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BRAVO Sat. 4:30 p.m., 11 p.m. Boys and Girls 00 Freddie Prinze Jr. Two longtime friends, each with a string of failed romances, wonder if they should date each other. (PG-13) (S) ENC Fri. 4:50 a.m. Breaking Away 79 Dennis Christopher. An Indiana teen acts Italian as he and his townie buddies compete with college snobs. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue. 3:15 a.m. The Bride Came C.O.D. 41 James Cagney. A Texas oil tycoon pays a pilot by the pound to fly his daughter out of a marriage. (NR) TCM Mon. 7 a.m. Brief Encounter 45 Celia Johnson. A married British woman and a doctor meet first at a train station, then fall in love but decide to part. (NR) TCM Tue. 5 a.m. Bright Eyes 34 Shirley Temple. A millionaire, his niece and a pilot love a little orphan who sings On the Good Ship Lollipop. (PG) (S) TCM Sun. 9 a.m. Bring it On Again 04 (HD) Anne Judson-Yager. Two college cheerleaders form their own squad and prepare to compete against the varsity team. (PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 3 p.m. Bring it On: All or Nothing 06 (HD) Hayden Panettiere. When her family moves across town, a teenager must win over the head cheerleader to make the squad. (PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 5 p.m. Bring it On: Fight to the Finish 09 (HD) Christina Milian. A teenager clashes with a cheerleading captain while finding romance with the girls brother. (PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 1 p.m. Bring it On: in it to Win it 07 (HD) Ashley Benson. A high-school senior falls for a fellow cheerleader, not real- izing that he is on a rival squad. (PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 11 a.m. Broken Arrow 50 (HD) James Stewart. A lone frontiersman risks his life to forge peace between Arizona settlers and Cochises Apache nation. (NR) AMC Sat. 8:30 a.m. Broken City 13 (HD) Mark Wahl- berg. A former cop becomes embroiled in a bigger scandal than he realized after being hired to tail the cheating wife of the mayor. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 5:10 p.m. Brother Bear 03 (HD) Voices of Joaquin Phoenix. Animated. A young man turns into a bear, befriends a cub and meets a pair of misguided moose. (G) WGN-A Sun. 8 a.m. Budz House 12 (HD) Wesley Jonathan. A stoner and his buddies hit the jackpot when the giant bag of weed they stashed under a house becomes even more po- tent after a serendipitous bathroom mis- hap. (R) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 2:45 a.m. Burlesque 10 Cher. With help from a savvy stage manager and a gen- der-bending host, a cocktail waitress with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a clubs musical revue. (PG-13) (L, S, N) BRAVO Tue. 3 p.m.; Wed. 12:31 a.m. OXy Wed. 6:30 p.m., 11 p.m. Bus Stop 56 Marilyn Monroe. A brash young cowboy gets off the bus in Phoenix and courts a cafe singer. (NR) TCM Thu. 7 p.m. Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerlead- ers 11 (HD) Angie Savage. Gorgeous girls shake their pompoms. (NR) (L, S, N, S) TMC Fri. 12:15 a.m. Butcher Boys 13 (HD) Ali Faulkner. A birthday celebration at a fancy restaurant leads to some friends encounter with flesh-peddling cannibals. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Tue. 1:10 a.m. Byzantium 12 (HD) Gemma Ar- terton. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 4 p.m.; Fri. 1:05 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 1:30 p.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. C Caddyshack 80 (HD) Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (L, N) CMT Wed. 12 p.m. The Canyons 13 (HD) Lindsay Lo- han. The discovery of an illicit love af- fair leads two young Angelenos on a violent, sexually charged tour through the dark side of human nature. (R) (L, S, N, S) SHOW Tue. 11:30 p.m.; Fri. 9:05 p.m. SHOW2 Sun. 11 p.m.; Fri. 2 a.m. Captain Ron 92 (HD) Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW Mon. 5:15 a.m. The Case of the Howling Dog 34 Warren William. Lawyer Perry Mason shows the jury the truth about three mur- ders stemming from a marital mix-up. (NR) TCM Thu. 9:15 a.m. Case 39 09 (HD) Rene Zellweger. A social worker saves a girl from abusive parents but finds there is more to the child than meets the eye. (R) (S, V) SyFy Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 8 a.m. Catching Hell 11 Citizens of Chi- cago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for interfering with a crucial play during a Cubs playoff game. (NR) ESPNC Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat. 1 a.m., 8 p.m. Catwoman 04 (HD) Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline speed, agility and keen senses following a brush with death. (PG-13) (S, V) AMC Sun. 12:30 a.m. Celeste and Jesse Forever 12 Rashida Jones. A divorcing couple try to maintain their friendship while harboring mixed feelings about their split and pur- suing other relationships. (R) (L, S) ENC Wed. 9:55 a.m.; Thu. 3 a.m. Chasing Mavericks 12 (HD) Ge- rard Butler. Hearing that the mythic Mav- ericks surf break is real, a teenage surfer asks a local legend to teach him how to ride the wave and live to tell the tale. (PG) (S) HBO Fri. 2 p.m. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 05 (HD) Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Mur- taugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (L, S) CMT Sun. 3 p.m. Chernobyl Diaries 12 (HD) Ingrid Bolsx Berdal. Stranded in the ghost town of Pripyat, Ukraine, near the Chernobyl disaster site, tourists find that they are not alone. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 10:30 a.m. Children of the Corn 666: isaacs Return 99 (HD) Natalie Ramsey. A teenager searching for her birth mother is the key to a prophecy of more death and chaos for the town of Gatlin, Neb. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 4 p.m. Children on Their Birthdays 02 (HD) Joe Pichler. A 13-year-old de- velops his first crush while his mother begins a romance with a wholesome me- chanic. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Wed. 6:05 a.m. The Chronicles of Riddick 04 (HD) Vin Diesel. On the run from mer- cenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KPXE Sun. 10:30 a.m. Chuck & Buck 00 (HD) Mike White. A man finds himself stalked by a mentally impaired friend from childhood who is all alone now that his mother/care- taker has died. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 3:50 a.m.; Fri. 5:15 a.m. Cirque du Freak: The Vampires Assistant 09 (HD) John C. Reilly. After a sideshow vampire turns a teen- ager into one of the undead, the kid becomes a pawn between warring super- natural factions. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 2 p.m. City of Angels 98 Nicolas Cage. An angel considers becoming human af- ter falling in love with a Los Angeles heart surgeon. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Mon. 4:55 a.m. Class 83 Jacqueline Bisset. A prep- pie acts like a Ph.D. candidate in a bar and picks up an older woman, his roommates mother. (R) (L, S) ENC Sun. 11:15 p.m. Clockers 95 (HD) Harvey Keitel. A Brooklyn man confesses to a drug deal- ers murder, but a veteran detective in- stead harasses the suspects crack-dealer brother. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. 12:30 a.m. SHOW2 Thu. 11:45 p.m. Cloud 9 14 Dove Cameron. A snow- boarder takes lessons from a former champion, inspiring him to reach for the stars once again. DiSN Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 2:20 p.m. Coach Carter 05 (HD) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put Movies grades first. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 3 p.m. Cocoon 85 Don Ameche. Ron Howards Oscar-winning tale about Flori- da retirees who find the fountain of youth in a pool filled with alien pods. (PG-13) (L) ENC Sat. 4:55 a.m. The Cold Light of Day 12 (HD) Henry Cavill. A vacation in Spain turns nightmarish when a mans family is kid- napped by agents who are hell-bent on recovering a mysterious briefcase. (PG- 13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 4 a.m.; Fri. 7:30 p.m. The Color of Money 86 (HD) Paul Newman. In this sequel to 1961s The Hustler, Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Mon. 11:40 a.m. Conan the Barbarian 82 (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his fathers sword from a snake king. (R) (S, V, N) TMC Mon. 1:30 a.m. Conan the Barbarian 11 (HD) Jason Momoa. The Cimmerian warrior slashes his way across Hyboria on a mis- sion that begins as a personal vendetta but turns into an epic battle against a supernatural evil. (R) (S, V, N) SPiKE Mon. 12 p.m. Conan the Destroyer 84 (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger. An evil queen wants Conan to fetch a jewel-encrusted horn that can awaken the dead. (PG) (S, V) TMC Mon. 3:40 a.m. Confessions of a Shopaholic 09 (HD) Isla Fisher. A compulsive shop- per who is drowning in debt lands a job as an advice columnist for a financial magazine. (PG) (L, S) TBS Tue. 1 a.m. The Conjuring 13 (HD) Vera Farmiga. Paranormal investigators Lor- raine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help par- ents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. (R) (S, V) MAX Sun. 9:35 a.m., 9 p.m.; Wed. 9:20 a.m., 9 p.m. Cool Runnings 93 (HD) Leon. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 5:45 a.m. The Cowboy Way 94 (HD) Woody Harrelson. Two New Mexico cowboys drive a truck to New York to track the disappearance of their friend. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Mon. 3:15 p.m.; Sat. 5:45 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 11:35 a.m.; Fri. 1:20 p.m. Coyote Ugly 00 Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing side- lined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (R) (S) BRAVO Mon. 3 p.m.; Tue. 1 p.m. Crash 04 (HD) Sandra Bullock. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Sat. 8 p.m. The Crash Reel 13 (HD) Snowboarder Kevin Pearce suffers a traumatic brain injury while training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. His family stands by his side as he struggles through rehab, but they object when he expresses his desire to return to his favorite sport. (NR) HBO Thu. 5 a.m. Crazy Kind of Love 12 (HD) Virginia Madsen. A newly single woman relies on her grown sons to keep life interesting. As a romance blooms between a son and a new young woman in town, she realizes that love is a multifaceted emotion. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Wed. 4:30 a.m. Crest of the Wave 54 Gene Kelly. A Navy lieutenant is borrowed by the British to supervise torpedo experiments after one of their scientists is killed. (NR) TCM Wed. 4:15 a.m. Criminal Desires 13 (HD) Erika Jor- dan. A sexy reporter gets swept up in the deadly and erotic world of an online murder club. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Wed. 2 a.m. The Cross of Lorraine 44 Jean-Pierre Aumont. French soldiers sur- render to lying Nazis and are herded into a barbaric prison camp. (NR) TCM Tue. 8:30 p.m. Cruel intentions 99 (HD) Sarah Michelle Gellar. A manipulative adoles- cent challenges her stepbrother to ruin two sexually innocent acquaintances. (R) (L, S) HBO Sun. 3:25 a.m. Cujo 83 (HD) Dee Wallace. Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman and her young son in their Ford Pinto. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Thu. 12:30 a.m., 11:30 a.m. Cynthia 47 Elizabeth Taylor. Shel- tered by her parents, a small-town teen- ager finally goes out on a date. (NR) TCM Mon. 3 p.m. D D3: The Mighty Ducks 96 (HD) Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players get a prep-school scholarship, with a new team name and a new coach. (PG) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 8:40 a.m. Daddys Little Girls 07 (HD) Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daugh- ters. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 9:30 p.m. Dads Home 10 (HD) David James Elliott. Fired from his executive job, a man assumes full household duties while reconnecting with his two children. HALL Sat. 12 p.m. Danger Lights 30 Louis Wolheim. A railroad bosss girlfriend falls in love with an engineer. (NR) TCM Fri. 3:30 p.m. Dangerous Minds 95 (HD) Mi- chelle Pfeiffer. An ex-Marine English teacher uses karate, drug talk and bribes to get through to her class of urban delin- quents. (R) (L) SHOW Fri. 5 a.m. The Dark Knight Rises 12 (HD) Christian Bale. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dents death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless ter- rorist called Bane. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 1:30 p.m. Dark Shadows 12 (HD) Johnny Depp. Turned into a vampire by a venge- ful witch, Barnabas Collins escapes from his tomb after 200 years and finds 1972 Collinsport, Maine, a very different place. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Tue. 6:30 p.m. Date Movie 06 (HD) Alyson Hanni- gan. A hopeless romantic and her British beau face a number of obstacles on their way to the altar. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Mon. 3:35 a.m.; Sat. 7:15 a.m. Dawn of the Dead 04 (HD) Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh- eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (R) (L, S, V, N) AMC Sat. 12 a.m., 4:30 p.m. Daylight 96 (HD) Sylvester Stal- lone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW Mon. 7 a.m. Dazed and Confused 93 Jason London. Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. (R) (L, S) TMC Sun. 3 a.m.; Wed. 7 p.m. Dead Man Running 09 (HD) Danny Dyer. Nick involves his best friend in a scheme to pay back a loan shark. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. 11 a.m. Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid 82 (HD) Steve Martin. A gumshoe hunts a Nazi for a svelte client and meets rough characters clipped from 1940s films. (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Wed. 3:55 a.m. The Debt 10 (HD) Helen Mirren. Past events haunt a former Mossad agent when she returns to Eastern Europe to investigate the apparent reappearance of a Nazi war criminal that she thought was long dead. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Sun. 3:45 a.m. Deep impact 98 (HD) Robert Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO Tue. 5:05 a.m. The Departed 06 (HD) Leon- ardo DiCaprio. In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chiefs trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. (R) (L, S, V, S) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 3:30 p.m. Despicable Me 10 (HD) Voices of Steve Carell. Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. (PG) (S) DiSN Sat. 7:45 p.m. Detroit Rock City 99 Edward Furlong. In 1978 a group of four teenage boys will do anything to get KISS tickets for a sold-out show. (R) (L, S) ENC Mon. 1 p.m. The Devils Rejects 05 (HD) Sid Haig. A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family on the run. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW2 Wed. 10:45 p.m. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 10 (HD) Zachary Gordon. A middle-school student chronicles his misadventures, as he navi- gates his way through a series of social land-mines. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sat. 6 p.m. The Dinosaur Project 12 (HD) Na- tasha Loring. Found footage documents British explorers discovery of a dinosaur colony in the Congolese jungle. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Tue. 5 a.m. Disconnect 12 (HD) Jason Bate- man. A youth becomes a victim of cyber- bullying in one of three tales centered around the impact of the Internet on peoples lives. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sun. 11:30 a.m. Do the Right Thing 89 (HD) Danny Aiello. Spike Lees account of erupting racial tensions on a summer af- ternoon in a predominantly black Brook- lyn neighborhood. (R) (L, S, N, V) SHOW2 Thu. 5 p.m. Doctor Dolittle 98 (HD) Eddie Murphy. A 20th-century San Francisco doctor rediscovers his ability to commu- nicate with animals. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Wed. 4 p.m. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 20 John Barrymore. Silent. A good London doctor develops a potion to prove a theory, tests it on himself, and turns evil. (NR) TCM Fri. 5:45 a.m. Doctor Zhivago 65 Omar Shar- if. The Russian Revolution forms the back- drop for this tale of a sensitive Russian physician who is torn between his loyal, long-suffering wife and the great love of his life. (PG-13) (S, V) TCM Tue. 3 p.m. Dont Look Under the Bed 99 (HD) Erin Chambers. A logical girl must accept help from an imaginary friend to defeat a boogeyman that is framing her for com- munity pranks. DiSN Sat. 1:30 a.m. Double Jeopardy 99 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones. While in jail for mur- dering her husband, a woman discovers he is living under a new identity with their son. (R) (L, S, V) TNT Fri. 8:01 p.m. Dracula 2000 00 (HD) Christopher Plummer. A London antiques dealer trav- els to New Orleans to save his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracu- la. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 9:30 a.m. Dreamer: inspired by a True Story 05 (HD) Kurt Russell. A racehorse trainer and his daughter nurse a gravely injured filly back to health and aim for a slot in the Breeders Cup Classic. (PG) (L, S) HBO Tue. 9 a.m. Drive Me Crazy 99 (HD) Melissa Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-lov- ing neighbor reluctantly team up to make their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Tue. 8:05 a.m. Drums of Africa 63 Frankie Avalon. A singer, a rail engineer and his girlfriend foil slave traders in 1897 East Africa. (NR) TCM Wed. 3:30 p.m. Duel in the Sun 46 Jennifer Jones. Good and bad sons of a Texas cattle baron fight each other, and the railroad, over a dark beauty. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 a.m. Dumb & Dumber 94 (HD) Jim Carrey. An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latters dream girl cross country. (PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD Sat. 7:30 p.m. Duplex 03 Ben Stiller. After mov- ing into a New York brownstone, an au- thor and his wife try to get rid of an annoying neighbor. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXy Sat. 9 a.m., 1 p.m. E The East 13 (HD) Brit Marling. Hired to infiltrate a group of ecoter- rorists, an undercover operative instead finds herself growing sympathetic to the cause and attracted to the leader. (PG-13) (S, N, V) MAX Fri. 12:25 a.m. 8 Mile 02 (HD) Eminem. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and Movies achieve success as a rapper. (R) (L, S, V) BET Thu. 12:30 p.m.; Fri. 12 a.m. Elegy 08 (HD) Penlope Cruz. A beautiful student throws into disarray the life of an aging lecturer and cultural critic when she awakens in him feelings of sexual possessiveness. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Thu. 2:40 a.m. Entrapment 99 (HD) Sean Con- nery. A woman pretends to be a burglar to catch a gentleman thief planning a big heist in Malaysia on the eve of the millennium. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 8:30 a.m. Envy 04 (HD) Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous after his best friends invention, a spray that dissolves animal feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (L, S) TBS Wed. 1 a.m. Epic 13 (HD) Voices of Colin Far- rell. Animated. Magically transported to a secret realm, a teenage girl joins an ongoing battle between the forces of good, which keep the natural world vital, and the forces of evil, which want to destroy it. (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.; Fri. 8:45 a.m. Eraserhead 76 (HD) John Nance. Henry Spencers hair sticks straight up, and his girlfriends offspring looks like larva. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Wed. 5:30 p.m. Ernest Goes to Jail 90 (HD) Jim Varney. A case of mistaken identity lands a bumbling bank janitor in the slammer and his criminal look-alike on the streets. (PG) (V) SHOW2 Sat. 4:30 a.m. Eurotrip 04 (HD) Scott Mechlo- wicz. A teenager and his friends have misadventures in Europe while trying to meet ones pen pal. (R) (L, S, N) TBS Thu. 1 a.m. Even Money 06 (HD) Kim Basinger. Gambling destroys the lives of various people who are either addicted to it or involved in its promotion. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Mon. 11 a.m. The Even Stevens Movie 03 Shia LaBeouf. Members of a family unwit- tingly appear on a reality-television show after the producer sends them to an is- land for a vacation. DiSN Mon. 1:30 a.m. Everybody Wants to Be italian 07 (HD) Jay Jablonski. A lovelorn Polish fishmonger lies about his ethnicity to woo a beautiful Italian veterinarian. (R) (L, S) HBO Thu. 1:30 a.m. Evil Dead 13 Jane Levy. At a re- mote forest cabin, five friends discover a Book of the Dead and unwittingly sum- mon an ancient demon. The malevolent entity possesses each person in succes- sion, until only one is left intact to fight for survival. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 11:35 p.m. Excess Baggage 97 Alicia Silver- stone. A thief ruins a young womans attempt to get ransom from her wealthy father by faking her own kidnapping. (PG- 13) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 5:10 a.m. Excision 12 (HD) AnnaLynne McCord. An outcast teenager practices surgical skills and has weird, and increasingly violent, psychosexual fantasies. (NR) (S, V, S) SHOW Mon. 2:30 a.m. Executive Suite 54 William Holden. Four VPs and a junior executive jockey for power in a company run by the founders daughter. (NR) TCM Sat. 7:15 a.m. Exorcist: The Beginning 04 Stel- lan Skarsgard. While visiting an excava- tion site in Kenya, a former priest sees signs of demonic possession. (R) (L, S, V) KSMO Sun. 1 a.m. The Expendables 10 Sylvester Stallone. A mercenary and his men learn that their assignment to overthrow a South American dictator is a suicide mis- sion. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Wed. 7 p.m. The Expendables 10 (HD) Syl- vester Stallone. A mercenary and his men learn that their assignment to overthrow a South American dictator is a suicide mission. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Thu. 5:30 p.m. F Failure to Launch 06 Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beauti- ful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (L, S, N) OXy Fri. 7 p.m., 11 p.m. Fallen 98 (HD) Denzel Washington. Detectives investigate murders commit- ted in a manner used by a recently executed serial killer. (R) (L, V) MAX Sat. 3:50 p.m. The Family Stone 05 Dermot Mulroney. A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. (PG-13) (L, S) OXy Fri. 5 p.m., 9 p.m. The Family That Preys 08 Kathy Bates. Secrets and scandals test the friendship of a wealthy socialite and a working-class woman, upsetting both their families. (PG-13) (S, V) BET Sun. 4:30 a.m. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 07 (HD) Ioan Gruffudd. Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 4 p.m. The Fast and the Furious 01 Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BRAVO Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Father Knows Breast 13 (HD) A man unknowingly begins a torrid romance with the girlfriend of his son. (NR) (L, S, N, S) SHOW2 Thu. 12:35 a.m. Ferris Buellers Day Off 86 Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his bud- dys father. (PG-13) (L, S) BRAVO Wed. 2:30 p.m.; Thu. 5 a.m. 50/50 11 (HD) Joseph Gordon- Levitt. After learning that he has malig- nant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 3:10 p.m. Find Me Guilty 06 (HD) Vin Die- sel. When an ambitious prosecutor drags him back into court, imprisoned mobster Jack DiNoscio decides to defend himself instead of ratting on his associates in a New Jersey crime family. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 12 p.m. Fire in the Sky 93 D.B. Sweeney. Based on the true story of an Arizona lumberjack who claimed to have been abducted by aliens. (PG-13) (V) ENC Wed. 5:35 a.m. Fired Up 09 (HD) Nicholas DAgosto. Two male high-school football stars en- roll in cheerleading camp so they can practice their playbook on pretty girls. (PG-13) (L, S, N) MTV Sun. 7 a.m.; Fri. 11 p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m. Fists in the Pocket 65 Lou Castel. A paranoid epileptic decides that killing his blind mother and retarded brother will stabilize his family. (NR) (S, V) TCM Mon. 1 a.m. Flawless 99 (HD) Robert De Niro. After a debilitating stroke and on his doctors advice, a conservative man takes singing lessons from a drag-queen neigh- bor. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Mon. 2:15 a.m. The Fleets in 42 Dorothy Lamour. Sailors mistake a shipmate for a ladys man and bet he can kiss the icy Countess of Swingland. (NR) TCM Mon. 7 p.m. Flight From Glory 37 Chester Morris. A pilot falls for another pilots wife at an Andes air-supply camp. (NR) TCM Thu. 5:45 p.m. Flight of the Phoenix 04 (HD) Dennis Quaid. A group of people struggles to survive after a huge sandstorm causes their plane to crash in the Gobi desert. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 5:30 a.m. Flipper 96 Elijah Wood. A surly child of divorce staying with an ex-hippie uncle saves a dolphin from men dumping toxic waste into Florida Keys waters. (PG) (L) ENC Wed. 3:55 a.m. Follow the Fleet 36 Fred Astaire. Half of a song-and-dance team spends shore leave with the one who drove him into the Navy. (NR) TCM Tue. 1:15 a.m. Fools Gold 08 (HD) Matthew Mc- Conaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) LiFE Sun. 6 p.m., 10:02 p.m. 40 Carats 73 Liv Ullmann. A 40- ish divorcee in Greece meets a 20-ish man who shows up later in Manhattan to date her daughter. (PG) (L, S) TCM Wed. 2:15 a.m. 42 13 (HD) Chadwick Boseman. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Rob- inson to the team in defiance of major league baseballs notorious color barrier. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Sun. 9 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 p.m.; Sat. 12 p.m. Four Rooms 95 (HD) Tim Roth. Short films, set in a crumbling Los Ange- les hotel: The Missing Ingredient; The Wrong Man; The Misbehavers; The Man From Hollywood. (R) (L, S) TMC Wed. 3 a.m. Freedom Writers 07 Hilary Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve aca- demic success. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXy Sun. 7 a.m. Freeloaders 11 (HD) Josh Lawson. Slackers who live for free in a rock stars mansion find that their ride on the gravy train is coming to an end with the sale of their pals residence. (R) (L, S, N) HBO Sat. 2:10 a.m. French Kiss 95 (HD) Meg Ryan. En route to Paris to win back her ex-fiance, a neurotic woman becomes involved with a French thief. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Sun. 5:05 a.m. Friday After Next 02 Ice Cube. Working as security guards, Craig and Day-Day run into the thief who stole their Christmas presents. (R) (L, S) BET Tue. 6:30 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m. Friday Night Lights 04 (HD) Billy Bob Thornton. A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. (PG- 13) (L, S) AMC Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 1:30 p.m. Friends With Benefits 11 (HD) Justin Timberlake. Friends naively believe that adding sex to their relation- ship will not lead to complications. (R) (L, S) FX Thu. 5:30 p.m., 9:02 p.m. The Fugitive 93 Harrison Ford. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (PG-13) (S, V) OXy Wed. 5 a.m. Full Metal Jacket 87 Matthew Modine. A Marine and his companions endure basic training under a sadistic drill sergeant and fight in the 1968 Tet offensive. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 10:35 p.m.; Wed. 1:05 p.m. Fun in Acapulco 63 Elvis Presley. A shaken trapeze artist turns cliff diver while working as a singer/lifeguard at a Mexican hotel. (PG) (S) ENC Fri. 8:05 a.m. G Galaxy Quest 99 (HD) Tim Al- len. Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their people. (PG) (L, S, V) COMD Sun. 9 a.m.; Mon. 10:24 a.m. Gangster Squad 13 (HD) Josh Brolin. In 1949 Los Angeles, a secret crew of cops forms to drive powerful mobster Mickey Cohen out of business. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 8 p.m. Gentlemans Fate 31 John Gil- bert. A mans respectable and successful life suffers a setback when he discovers what his father once did for a living. (NR) TCM Fri. 4:45 p.m. Georgia Rule 07 (HD) Jane Fonda. Exasperated with her rebellious daughter, a woman sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own stern mother. (R) (L, S) LiFE Sun. 2 p.m. Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way 13 (HD) Filmmaker Donna Zaccaro examines the life of her mother, Geral- dine Ferraro, the trailblazing politician who ran for vice president in 1984. (NR) (S) SHOW Sun. 12:30 p.m. Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way 13 Filmmaker Donna Zaccaro ex- amines the life of her mother, Geraldine Ferraro, the trailblazing politician who ran for vice president in 1984. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m. Get Smart 08 (HD) Steve Carell. A newly promoted field agent, partnered with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperi- ence, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sat. 9:30 a.m. Getting Played 05 (HD) Carmen Elec- tra. Three friends play a game of seduc- tion on a stranger, but the tables are turned when he finds out about the joke. Movies (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Thu. 11:30 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m. The Ghost Writer 10 (HD) Pierce Brosnan. A newly hired ghostwrit- er exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) TMC Tue. 1 p.m., 9:30 p.m. The Girl From Mexico 39 Lupe Velez. An employee for a New York adver- tising firm is sent to Mexico to sign a pro- vocative entertainer to a radio contract. (NR) TCM Sat. 9:30 a.m. Girl Shy 24 Harold Lloyd. Silent. A tailors apprentice turns literary lion and wins an heiress. (NR) TCM Sun. 11 p.m. Girls Against Boys 12 (HD) Dani- elle Panabaker. After one is sexually as- saulted, two young women embark on a course of violent revenge against the attackers and anyone else who gets in their way. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Fri. 3:15 a.m. The Godfather 72 (HD) Mar- lon Brando. Crime boss Vito Corleone and his sons rule their New York empire with Mafia justice. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sat. 6 p.m. The Godfather, Part ii 74 (HD) Al Pacino. Michael Corleone rules his fathers criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young Vitos climb to power. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sat. 9 p.m. Godzilla, King of the Monsters 56 Raymond Burr. A U.S. newsman in Tokyo recounts the story of a huge di- nosaur roused from the sea by an atomic blast. (NR) TCM Sat. 5:45 a.m. Gone 12 (HD) Amanda Seyfried. After escaping from an abductor a year earlier, a young woman sets out to save her sister, who has been kidnapped by the same serial killer. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 8:20 a.m.; Thu. 10:35 p.m. Gone in Sixty Seconds 00 Nicolas Cage. A former thief must agree to steal 50 cars in one night to save his brother from being killed by a vehicle smuggler. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BRAVO Fri. 4:30 p.m.; Sat. 12 a.m. Gone Missing 13 (HD) Daphne Zuniga. A woman investigates the disappearance of her teenage daughter, who went to a resort for spring break. (NR) (S) LiFE Sat. 1 p.m. A Good Day to Die Hard 13 (HD) Bruce Willis. New York City cop John McClane and his estranged son must put aside their differences and work together to get a Russian whistleblower to safety and thwart a disastrous crime in Cher- nobyl. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 7 p.m.; Sat. 12:30 a.m. Good Luck Chuck 07 Dane Cook. After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend. (NR) (L, S, N, S) KMCi Sun. 3 a.m. The Good Mother 88 (HD) Diane Keaton. A Boston womans ex-husband sues for custody of their daughter after an incident over her live-in lover. (R) (L, S) TMC Wed. 11:15 a.m. The Goonies 85 (HD) Sean As- tin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the trea- sure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Sun. 2 p.m. Gosford Park 01 (HD) Eileen Atkins. Domestic servants and their aris- tocratic masters are equally suspect in the wake of a murder at a lavish British estate. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 8:30 a.m., 7 p.m.; Sat. 10:30 a.m. Grassroots 12 (HD) Jason Biggs. An oddball candidates campaign for city council gains real momentum with the help of a recently fired journalist and an army of enthusiastic volunteers. (R) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 4:45 a.m. Great Expectations 46 John Mills. Dickens orphan Pip goes to London to become a gentleman, thanks to his anonymous benefactor. (NR) TCM Tue. 9:15 a.m. The Great Gatsby 13 (HD) Leon- ardo DiCaprio. A writer gets swept up in the affairs of Jazz Age New Yorks wealthy elite when he moves next-door to a mysterious millionaire who throws lav- ish parties and pines for an unattainable woman. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Sun. 11:45 a.m., 11:30 p.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m., 6 p.m. The Great Race 65 Tony Curtis. The Great Leslie and sinister professor Fate enter their wacky cars in a 1908 race from New York to Paris. (NR) TCM Sat. 4 p.m. The Green Slime 69 Robert Hor- ton. Two space-station astronauts destroy an asteroid, then face monsters formed from viscous cells. (G) TCM Sun. 2:45 a.m. The Guardian 06 (HD) Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard pro- gram for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (L, S) KPXE Wed. 10 a.m. Gucci: The Director 13 Film- maker Christina Voros examines the work of Italian fashion designer Frida Gianni- ni, the creative director for Gucci. (NR) SHOW2 Mon. 7 p.m. A Guide to Recognizing your Saints 06 (HD) Robert Downey Jr. A writer thinks about his childhood in a violent neighborhood in Queens, N.Y., when he returns home to visit his ailing father. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 2 a.m. H Hancock 08 (HD) Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 1 p.m. The Hangover Part iii 13 (HD) Bradley Cooper. Phil, Stu and Doug take Alan on a road trip to help him through a personal crisis. Meanwhile, Mr. Chow breaks out of prison and prepares to wreak havoc. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Sun. 7:15 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. HBO2 Tue. 12:45 p.m., 7 p.m.; Sat. 5:15 p.m. Hard to Kill 90 Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (L, V) ENC Sun. 5:20 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m.; Wed. 11:35 p.m. Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 08 (HD) Kal Penn. After the high-flying stoners try to smuggle a bong aboard a flight to Am- sterdam, the two find themselves in jail on charges of terrorism. (NR) (L, S, N, S) COMD Sun. 12 a.m., 3:15 p.m. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terror- izing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO2 Mon. 4:15 p.m.; Thu. 9:15 a.m. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 05 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemorts return emerge as Harrys friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europes best student wizards. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 3 p.m. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 09 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Sat. 9:30 p.m. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 07 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. When a new professors bu- reaucratic methods leave Hogwarts un- prepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a dedicated group of stu- dents how to defend against the dark arts. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 6:30 p.m. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 04 (HD) Daniel Rad- cliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harrys past. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Sat. 12 p.m. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone 01 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents deaths. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 8:30 a.m. A Hatful of Rain 57 Eva Marie Saint. A drug-addicted Korean War veteran lives in a housing project with his brother and pregnant wife. (NR) TCM Thu. 9 p.m. Heartbreak Ridge 86 (HD) Clint Eastwood. A veteran Marine sergeant keeps in touch with his ex-wife while beating a platoon into shape for Grenada. (R) (L, S, N, V) AMC Wed. 10:30 a.m. The Heat 13 (HD) Sandra Bullock. An arrogant, methodical FBI agent must join forces with a foul-mouthed, erratic Boston detective to bring down a ruthless drug lord. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Sat. 7 p.m. Heat 95 (HD) Al Pacino. A wily bank robber planning retirement leaves scant clues for a Los Angeles detective with family problems. (R) (L, V) HBO2 Thu. 2:05 a.m. Held Up 00 (HD) Jamie Foxx. Yuppie Alex stops for gas at a remote conve- nience store, gets dumped by his fiancee and becomes a hostage during a robbery. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Thu. 8:30 p.m.; Fri. 1:30 p.m. Here on Earth 00 (HD) Chris Klein. Two teens, sentenced to rebuild a restaurant they accidentally destroyed, vie for the affections of the owners daughter. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Tue. 5:15 a.m. Hi-Life 98 (HD) Katrin Cartlidge. An out-of-work New York actor enlists friends and strangers to help him get the $900 he owes a bookie. (R) (L) TMC Thu. 6:30 a.m. High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story 03 (HD) Michael Imperioli. Profes- sional gambler Stu Ungar becomes a champion poker player but uses his win- nings to support his drug habit. (R) (L, S, N) HBO Tue. 2:10 a.m. High School Musical 06 (HD) Zac Efron. Students conspire to prevent a basketball star and a shy newcomer from singing in a stage production. DiSN Sun. 2 p.m. High School Musical 2 07 (HD) Zac Efron. A teenager befriends members of a wealthy family while working at a country club. (NR) DiSN Sun. 3:50 p.m. High School Musical 3: Senior year 08 (HD) Zac Efron. Troy, Gabri- ella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring musical to express their experiences, hopes and fears for their futures. (G) DiSN Sun. 5:45 p.m. High Tension 03 (HD) Ccile de France. A college student tries to save a kidnapped friend from a brutal killer. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. The Hills Have Eyes 06 (HD) Aaron Stanford. A family road trip takes a terrifying turn when the travelers be- come stranded in a government atomic zone inhabited by a band of bloodthirsty mutants. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Sat. 2:30 a.m. His Girl Friday 40 Cary Grant. An ace reporters editor tries to stop her from remarrying in this remake of direc- tor Lewis Milestones The Front Page. (NR) TCM Sat. 7 p.m. The History Boys 06 (HD) Richard Griffiths. Dedicated teachers at a British grammar school prepare their gifted and unruly charges for entrance exams to Oxford and Cambridge universi- ties. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 6:35 a.m. Hitchcock 12 (HD) Anthony Hop- kins. Alma Reville lends her customary support to husband Alfred Hitchcock as he directs Psycho, but her reservations about the films production cause a strain in their marriage. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Wed. 2:15 a.m. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Jour- ney 12 (HD) Ian McKellen. At the urging of the wizard Gandalf, unassuming hobbit Bilbo Baggins joins 13 dwarves on a perilous quest to reclaim the kingdom of Erebor and gains possession of the powerful One Ring. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 2:15 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.; Sat. 10:45 a.m. The Hollywood Sign 01 (HD) Tom Berenger. Three washed-up actors pose as detectives in order to swindle a mobster out of $7 million. (R) (L, V) TMC Tue. 6:45 a.m. Hollywoodland 06 Adrien Brody. A detective uncovers unexpected links to his own personal life as he probes the mysterious death of Superman ac- tor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 6:45 p.m. Hollywoodland 06 (HD) Adrien Brody. A detective uncovers unexpected links to his own personal life as he probes the mysterious death of Superman ac- tor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Sat. 1:15 p.m. Holy Man 98 (HD) Eddie Murphy. Sales skyrocket when a burnt-out TV Movies programmer puts a guru on his home shopping network. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Thu. 3:35 a.m. The Hoodlum Priest 61 Don Murray. The Rev. Charles Dismas Clark, a Jesuit, works with St. Louis ex-convicts and juvenile delinquents. (NR) (V) TCM Fri. 1 a.m. Hook 91 (HD) Dustin Hoffman. Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to rescue his chil- dren from Captain Hook. (PG) (V) FAM Sun. 11 a.m. Hope Floats 98 (HD) Sandra Bull- ock. After learning about her husbands infidelity, a woman returns to her home- town and finds romance with a handy- man. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 3:05 a.m. Hot Rod 07 (HD) Andy Samberg. An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for life- saving surgery for his abusive stepfather. (PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD Tue. 11:25 a.m. How i Got into College 89 (HD) Anthony Edwards. A high-school senior tries to get into the same college where his dream-girl wants to go. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 4:10 a.m. How to Fall in Love 12 (HD) Eric Mabius. An awkward accountant receives dating tips from his high-school crush. HALL Sun. 5 p.m. How to Kill your Neighbors Dog 00 Kenneth Branagh. A jaded playwright contends with a rewrite and with his wifes desire to have a child. (R) (L) TMC Thu. 4:35 a.m. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 03 Kate Hudson. A columnist tries to make a man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love. (PG-13) (S) BRAVO Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 2 p.m. How to Marry a Millionaire 53 Marilyn Monroe. Three gold diggers share a Manhattan penthouse, hoping to lure eligible rich men. (NR) TCM Sun. 5 p.m. i i Am a Thief 35 Mary Astor. Jewel thieves hop aboard the Orient Express in pursuit of the Karenina diamonds. (NR) (S) TCM Thu. 1:45 p.m. i Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry 07 (HD) Adam Sandler. When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life insurance ben- eficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic partner. (PG-13) (L, S, N) USA Tue. 6:30 a.m. i Still Know What you Did Last Summer 98 (HD) Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to stalk a young woman and her friends at a tropical island resort. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 3 p.m. i Want Someone to Eat Cheese With 06 (HD) Jeff Garlin. A strug- gling actor who lives with his mother and binges on junk food finds a sense of purpose when he learns that his favorite movie is being remade. (NR) (S) HBO Mon. 5 a.m. ice Age: Continental Drift 12 (HD) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Scrats pursuit of an infernal acorn has world-changing consequences for Manny, Diego and Sid. (PG) (S) HBO2 Sun. 8 a.m.; Thu. 2:30 p.m. identity Thief 13 (HD) Jason Bate- man. A Denver man tracks down the Florida woman who stole his identity, financed a luxurious lifestyle, and de- stroyed his credit. (NR) (L, S) MAX Fri. 11 a.m.; Sat. 12 a.m. idle Hands 99 (HD) Devon Sawa. A teenage slacker wakes up Halloween Day, finds his parents gruesomely murdered and his right hand possessed by the devil. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 8:10 a.m.; Sat. 5:40 a.m. The impossible 12 (HD) Naomi Watts. A couple and their three sons en- counter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW Tue. 7 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 9:05 a.m., 5 p.m.; Sat. 1:35 p.m., 9 p.m. in Good Company 04 (HD) Dennis Quaid. Demoted from his corpo- rate job, a man learns his new, younger replacement is also dating his daughter. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Thu. 12:40 p.m. The incredible Hulk 08 (HD) Edward Norton. As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a pow- erful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. (PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Fri. 10:15 p.m.; Sat. 8 a.m. The incredibles 04 Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. (PG) (S, V) ENC Tue. 8:50 a.m., 5 p.m.; Fri. 11:10 a.m., 7 p.m. indiscreet 58 Cary Grant. A U.S. diplomat in London pretends to be mar- ried while having an affair with a famous actress. (NR) TCM Sun. 7 p.m. innerspace 87 Dennis Quaid. A grocery clerk gets jabbed with a hypo- dermic holding a miniaturized Air Force pilot and craft. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 4:40 a.m. invincible 06 (HD) Mark Wahl- berg. At 30 years old, bartender Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Phila- delphia Eagles football team. (PG) (L, S) AMC Thu. 10:31 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. The iron Lady 11 (HD) Meryl Streep. Margaret Thatcher breaks through class and gender barriers to become the United Kingdoms first female prime min- ister. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW2 Fri. 3:15 p.m. iron Man 2 10 (HD) Robert Downey Jr. With the world now aware that he is Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark must forge new alliances and confront a powerful new enemy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 6:30 p.m.; Thu. 1 p.m. The island 05 (HD) Ewan Mc- Gregor. In 2019 a mercenary pursues two clones who escaped from a research facil- ity after learning their true fate. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 4:20 p.m.; Mon. 12 a.m.; Sat. 11:20 a.m. J Jack the Giant Slayer 13 (HD) Nicholas Hoult. A young farmhand gets swept into the realm of legend when he must defend his land from a seemingly unstoppable force of giant warriors. (PG- 13) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 6:45 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m., 7:15 p.m. Jarhead 05 (HD) Jake Gyllen- haal. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) TMC Mon. 11:05 p.m. Jasons Lyric 94 Allen Payne. A TV salesman falls for a waitress and clashes with his wayward brother in in- ner-city Houston. (R) (L, S, N, V) BET Thu. 6 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m. Java Heat 13 (HD) Kellan Lutz. Fol- lowing a terrorist attack in Indonesia, a hot-headed American joins forces with a Muslim detective to find the mastermind behind the attack. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 11:30 a.m., 7:15 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. Jaws 75 (HD) Roy Scheider. A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. (PG) (L) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m. Jaws 2 78 (HD) Roy Scheider. Amitys citizens and police chief dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. (PG) (L, V) AMC Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m. JCVD 08 (HD) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Weary action star Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to Belgium to find relief from his troubles but instead stum- bles into a bank robbery. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. 9 a.m. Jeff Dunhams Achmed Saves America 14 Animated. Achmed the dead terrorist arrives in Americaville and plots to destroy the infidels. As he makes plans to blow up the town, he falls in love with all the sweet things in life and turns into an all-American resident. (NR) CMT Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m. Jennifers Body 09 (HD) Megan Fox. A beautiful cheerleader gains an in- satiable appetite for human flesh after a hungry demon takes control of her body. (R) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 6 a.m. Jersey Girl 04 Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father who used to be a successful New York music publicist. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Tue. 10:50 a.m.; Fri. 1:10 p.m. Joe the King 99 (HD) Noah Fleiss. A teen with an alcoholic, abusive father and a harsh mother turns to theft to vent his frustrations. (R) (L, V) SHOW Wed. 7:05 a.m. John Q 02 (HD) Denzel Washing- ton. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC Sun. 12:30 p.m. Jonah Hex 10 (HD) Josh Brolin. The Army hires a supernatural gunslinger to hunt down and stop a man who plans to unleash hell on Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sun. 1:30 a.m. Journey to the Center of the Earth 59 Pat Boone. Jules Vernes professor Lindenbrook leads an expedi- tion through monsters, mushrooms and a magnetic storm. (G) TCM Sat. 1:30 p.m. Jumanji 95 (HD) Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth Afri- can perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (L, V) FAM Sun. 9 a.m. Jungle Fever 91 (HD) Wesley Snipes. Trouble follows an architects bi- racial affair with a woman in New York. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 9:30 p.m. Junior 94 (HD) Arnold Schwar- zenegger. One doctor talks another into field-testing their new wonder drug, as the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Thu. 10 a.m. SHOW2 Wed. 8 a.m. Ju-on 03 (HD) Megumi Okina. In a Japanese house, a curse passes to one person after another, each suffering a horrible death. (R) (S, V) SHOW2 Tue. 1:35 a.m. Just Desserts 04 (HD) Lauren Holly. A disgruntled chef and a brooding baker fall in love while working together to win a prestigious competition. HALL Sat. 9 p.m. Just Wright 10 Queen Latifah. A physical therapist falls in love with her patient, a basketball player, but he only has eyes for her best friend. (PG) (L, S) BET Sun. 4:30 p.m. Juwanna Mann 02 (HD) Miguel A. Nez Jr. Banned from the NBA, a bas- ketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a womans league. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Sat. 5:45 a.m. K Kicking it 08 Soccer bring about a change in the lives of homeless people. (NR) ESPNC Sun. 4 p.m. Kids in America 05 (HD) Gregory Smith. A rebellious high-school student and his girlfriend lead a revolt against their tyrannical principal. (PG-13) (L, S) KSMO Sat. 11 a.m. The Killing Room 09 (HD) Nick Cannon. A scientist subjects four unwit- ting volunteers to torturous experiments. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. 10:40 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 3:30 p.m. Killing Them Softly 12 (HD) Brad Pitt. After a rival crook hires a pair of bumbling thieves to rob their card game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man to settle the score. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Wed. 1:10 a.m.; Sat. 12 a.m. Kim Possible: So the Drama 05 (HD) Voices of Christy Carlson Romano. Animated. Ron realizes he has feelings for Kim, while Drakken hatches a scheme to take over the world. DiSN Sun. 1:30 a.m. Kindergarten Cop 90 Arnold Schwarzenegger. An undercover offi- cer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (L, V) SHOW2 Mon. 12:35 p.m. Kindergarten Cop 90 (HD) Ar- nold Schwarzenegger. An undercover of- ficer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (L, V) SHOW Wed. 3 a.m.; Fri. 9 a.m.; Sat. 3:45 a.m. King Arthur 04 Clive Owen. Ar- thur and the Knights of the Round Table embark on a rescue mission as Saxon hordes prepare to invade. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 11:15 p.m. King Solomons Mines 37 Paul Robeson. A noble singing native takes a white hunter into darkest Africa on a search for biblical treasure. (NR) TCM Wed. 11:15 a.m. The Kingdom 07 (HD) Jamie Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain Movies helps a team of federal agents flush out a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 8 a.m. The Kings of Appletown 09 (HD) Dylan Sprouse. Twin brothers help a girl whose father faces murder accusations. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Tue. 6:30 a.m. Kinky Boots 05 (HD) Joel Edger- ton. A fortuitous encounter with a trans- vestite cabaret singer inspires a young man to save an inherited shoe factory by producing erotic footwear. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 12:15 p.m. SHOW2 Tue. 3:10 a.m. Kiss the Girls 97 (HD) Morgan Freeman. After escaping from a serial killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic psychologist track the madman. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 12:45 a.m. Kiss Them for Me 57 Cary Grant. A Navy pilot steals a shipbuilders fiancee while on shore leave with his buddies in San Francisco. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:45 p.m. A Knights Tale 01 Heath Ledger. An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th- century France. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sat. 9:10 a.m., 7 p.m. Krippendorfs Tribe 98 (HD) Rich- ard Dreyfuss. After spending grant money on his children, a widowed anthropologist creates an imaginary New Guinea tribe. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Thu. 8:15 a.m. L L.A. Confidential 97 Kevin Spacey. Policemen become immersed in corruption, scandal, politics and prostitu- tion in 1950s Hollywood. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 9:15 p.m. Lady in the Lake 46 Robert Montgomery. Raymond Chandlers pri- vate eye Philip Marlowe searches for a publishers missing wife. (NR) TCM Sun. 5 a.m. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cra- dle of Life 03 (HD) Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter must find Pandoras box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. (PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 9 a.m. Larger Than Life 96 Bill Mur- ray. A motivational speaker inherits an elephant and takes it cross-country to buyers in San Diego. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sat. 11:25 a.m. Last Holiday 06 Queen Latifah. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her posses- sions and live it up at a posh European hotel. (PG-13) (S) OXy Thu. 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Lawless 12 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. A sadistic Chicago lawman comes to 1931 Virginia to shut down the Bondurant brothers bootlegging business. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW Mon. 12:30 a.m.; Thu. 8 p.m. SHOW2 Sun. 12 a.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. A League of Their Own 92 (HD) Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager. (PG) (L) E! Fri. 3 p.m. Lean on Me 89 Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Pater- son, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (L, V) BET Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 p.m. Leaving Las Vegas 95 (HD) Nicolas Cage. Intent on drinking himself to death, a man who has lost everything finds solace with a Las Vegas hooker. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Fri. 1:20 a.m. Lemony Snickets A Series of Un- fortunate Events 04 (HD) Jim Carrey. A dastardly count plots to steal an inheritance from three young orphans placed in his care. (PG) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 9 a.m.; Tue. 4:15 a.m. Lethal Weapon 3 92 (HD) Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs. (NR) (L, S, V) MAX Wed. 12 a.m. Lethal Weapon 4 98 (HD) Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (L, V) MAX Sat. 1:40 p.m. La Ley del Monte 76 (HD) Vicen- te Fernndez. Un hombre regresa a su pueblo natal tras la revolucin y encuen- tra a su amada novia casada con otro hombre. (NR) UNiV Sat. 2:55 p.m. Liar Liar 97 (HD) Jim Carrey. A boys birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sat. 5:30 p.m. Liberal Arts 12 (HD) Josh Radnor. A New York college adviser becomes involved with a student when he returns to his alma mater in Ohio for a favorite professors retirement party. (PG-13) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 3 p.m. Life of Pi 12 (HD) Suraj Sharma. After the freighter theyre on sinks in a storm, a teenager and a Bengal tiger wind up on a small lifeboat and must learn to trust each other to survive. (PG) (S) MAX Mon. 12:40 p.m.; Wed. 5 a.m., 6:45 p.m. Limitless 11 (HD) Bradley Cooper. An unemployed writer rises to the top of the financial world after an experimental drug gives him extraordinary mental acu- ity. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sun. 2:30 a.m. A Little Help 10 (HD) Jenna Fischer. Feeling her life spinning out of control, a widow drinks too much and goes along with her sons outrageous lie about how his father really died. (R) (L, S) TMC Sat. 4:05 p.m. Little Man Tate 91 Jodie Foster. A single mother lets her boy-genius son move in with a rich woman who teaches the gifted. (PG) (L) ENC Fri. 6:25 a.m. The Little Match Makers 11 (HD) Hannah Frantz. A girl from New York and a boy from Mexico scheme to start a romance between their divorced parents. (NR) (S) TMC Sun. 4:45 a.m. Little Miss Sunshine 06 Greg Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional fam- ily set out on a road trip to watch their daughter take part in a childrens beauty pageant. (R) (L, S) OXy Sat. 11 a.m., 3 p.m. The Little Richard Story 00 Leon. The flamboyant musician experi- ences highs and lows through his music career, including confronting his fathers murderer. BET Sun. 9:30 a.m. Little Women 49 June Allyson. Based on the story by Louisa May Alcott. The four March sisters forge unbreakable emotional ties during the Civil War. (NR) TCM Wed. 7 p.m. Lizzie Borden Took an Ax 14 (HD) Christina Ricci. In 1892, Lizzie Bor- den stands trial for the brutal murder of her father and stepmother. (NR) LiFE Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:02 a.m. Lola Versus 12 (HD) Greta Gerwig. A young woman tries to get back into the swing of single life when her fiance dumps her shortly before their wedding. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 8:30 a.m.; Wed. 5:30 p.m. Lolita From interstellar Space 14 (HD) A sexy woman has erotic adventures. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Sun. 1:45 a.m. The Long Kiss Goodnight 96 (HD) Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (L, V) HBO2 Wed. 2 p.m. The Longest yard 05 (HD) Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 2 p.m.; Sat. 11:15 a.m., 6 p.m. SHOW2 Wed. 7 p.m. Looper 12 Bruce Willis. A mob hit man comes to the chilling realization that his latest assignment is his older self, sent back in time by his bosses. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Mon. 9:05 a.m., 5 p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m., 9:15 p.m. Lord of illusions 95 Scott Ba- kula. A private eye looks after the wife of an illusionist who killed his mentor, the leader of a black-magic cult. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 1:25 a.m. The Lord of the Rings: The Fel- lowship of the Ring 01 (HD) Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a power- ful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sat. 12 p.m. The Lord of the Rings: The Re- turn of the King 03 (HD) Elijah Wood. Frodo and Sam march toward Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final confrontation with Sauron and his allies. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sat. 8 p.m. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 02 (HD) Elijah Wood. Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sat. 4 p.m. Lorenzos Oil 92 (HD) Nick Nolte. Intellectual parents seek and find a way to save their son from a rare nerve disease called ALD. (PG-13) (S) TMC Fri. 6:30 a.m. The Losers 10 (HD) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A mysterious operative joins forces with a group of elite commandos, as they hunt the man who organized a lethal betrayal against them. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sun. 12 p.m. Lost City Raiders 08 (HD) James Brolin. In the wake of natural disasters, two men scour the Earth for treasures. (PG-13) SyFy Wed. 11:30 p.m. Love Birds 11 (HD) Rhys Darby. A mans life comes crashing down when his girlfriend dumps him, but an injured duck and a feisty veterinarian help him redis- cover love and his true place in the world. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 8:05 a.m. M Machete 10 (HD) Danny Trejo. Framed for a covert assassination, a blade-wielding former Federale carves a path of blood, bullets and broken hearts as he carries out a mission of revenge. (R) (L, S, V, N) AMC Tue. 12 a.m., 11:30 a.m. Mad Hot Ballroom 05 (HD) Filmmaker Marilyn Agrelo spotlights New York schoolchildren who take part in a citywide ballroom-dancing contest. (PG) (S) TMC Tue. 4:55 a.m. Mad Max 79 Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motor- ized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (S, N, V) WGN-A Sun. 9 p.m. Madagascar 3: Europes Most Wanted 12 (HD) Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. On the run from a French animal-control officer, Alex and friends hide out in a traveling circus, where they perform death-defying tricks and make some new friends. (PG) (S) HBO Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Sat. 5:10 a.m. Madeleine 50 Ann Todd. Up- per-class Madeleine Smith stands trial for killing her French lover in Victorian Scotland. (NR) TCM Tue. 1 p.m. Magic Mike 12 (HD) Channing Tatum. A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO Mon. 2:55 a.m. Maid in Manhattan 02 Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) OXy Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m. Maid in Manhattan 02 (HD) Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) E! Sat. 6 p.m. Main Street 10 (HD) Colin Firth. A stranger becomes involved with the close-knit residents of a North Carolina town after he arrives with a controversial plan to save their crumbling community. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 11 a.m. Major League 89 (HD) Tom Berenger. Lackluster baseball players hear their Cleveland teams new owner is counting on them to lose. (R) (L, S, N, V) KPXE Fri. 10 a.m. Malibus Most Wanted 03 (HD) Jamie Kennedy. A rappers hip-hop life- style jeopardizes his fathers campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (L, S, V) VH1 Sat. 2 a.m., 9 p.m. Mall Cop 04 (HD) Derek Cecil. A new security guard teams with an inept co- worker who failed to stop a burglary. (NR) CMT Sat. 6 p.m. Mama 13 (HD) Jessica Chastain. As a woman tries to reintroduce her lovers traumatized nieces to a normal life, disturbing questions and occurrences suggest that a supernatural presence has followed the girls to her home. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Thu. 1:30 p.m. Movies Man of iron 35 Barton MacLane. A man becomes the manager of a company and must gain back the respect of his workers after taking a high-hat approach. (NR) TCM Thu. 12:30 p.m. Man of the House 05 (HD) Tom- my Lee Jones. A taciturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach to protect a group of college cheerleaders who wit- nessed a murder. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Fri. 2 p.m.; Sat. 2:03 a.m. Man on a Ledge 12 (HD) Sam Worthington. While trying to convince a disgraced ex-cop to come in from a high- rise ledge, a police negotiator begins to realize that the man has an ulterior mo- tive. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 6:35 a.m., 5:30 p.m.; Fri. 8:45 a.m., 3:30 p.m. The Man Who Wasnt There 01 (HD) Billy Bob Thornton. A plan for fast cash backfires after a laconic bar- ber blackmails his wifes lover. (R) (S, V) SHOW Wed. 9 a.m. The Man With the iron Fists 12 (HD) RZA. In feudal China, a black- smith channels ancient energies to trans- form himself into a human weapon ca- pable of defending his fellow villagers from soulless villains. (R) (L, S, V, S) HBO2 Sun. 11:10 p.m. The Marriage Chronicles 12 (HD) Jazsmin Lewis. To spice up their mar- riages, three couples go to a retreat run by a sexy psychologist and her handsome husband. (NR) BET Tue. 12:30 p.m.; Wed. 12 a.m. Marty 55 Ernest Borgnine. A lonely, heavy-set Bronx butcher, who lives with his mother, finds his soul mate in a shy schoolteacher. (NR) TCM Sun. 12:30 p.m. Mary and Martha 13 (HD) Hilary Swank. After losing their sons to malaria, two women dedicate their lives to helping others affected by the disease. HBO2 Mon. 11:45 a.m. The Master 12 (HD) Joaquin Phoenix. Troubled and uncertain of his future, a World War II veteran falls under the spell of a religious movement and its charismatic leader. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Wed. 10:15 p.m. Match Point 05 (HD) Scarlett Johansson. A one-time tennis profession- al becomes obsessed with his brother- in-laws seductive fiancee. (R) (S) HBO2 Mon. 2:10 p.m. The Matrix 99 (HD) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevo- lent cyberintelligence. (R) (L, V) WGN-A Tue. 7 p.m. The Matrix Revolutions 03 Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity prepare for a final battle against vicious machines set to invade Zion. (R) (S, V) KSMO Sat. 3 p.m. Me, Myself & irene 00 (HD) Jim Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode Island state trooper, fight over the same woman. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 9:30 p.m. Mean Girls 04 Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG- 13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 7 p.m. Meeks Cutoff 10 (HD) Michelle Williams. Though she and her compan- ions are lost and increasingly desperate, a pioneer wife protects a Cayuse Indian from their shady guide, who wants to kill him. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 8 a.m. Meet Me in St. Louis 44 Judy Garland. A St. Louis lawyers family stays in town for the 1904 Worlds Fair. (NR) TCM Wed. 9:15 p.m. Meet My Mom 10 (HD) Lori Loughlin. A recently divorced woman falls for her sons pen pal, a soldier on leave from overseas. HALL Sat. 6 p.m. Meet the Browns 08 (HD) Tyler Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single mother takes her brood to Georgia for her fathers funeral and meets his up- roarious clan for the first time. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 12 a.m. Men in Black 97 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extra- terrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Wed. 6 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m. Men of Chance 32 Mary Astor. In order to fix a horse race, two scheming gamblers dispatch a woman to obtain information from a betting rival. (NR) TCM Thu. 1 a.m. Menace ii Society 93 (HD) Tyrin Turner. Crime, street sense and the status quo roil the mind of a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) VH1 Thu. 1 a.m., 7 p.m. Metro 97 (HD) Eddie Murphy. A hostage negotiator and a SWAT marks- man track a psychotic jewel thief who killed a colleague. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Wed. 1 p.m. Les Misrables 12 (HD) Hugh Jackman. In 19th-century France, ex-pris- oner Jean Valjean, pursued for many years by ruthless policeman Javert, agrees to care for a factory workers daughter. (PG- 13) (S, V) MAX Sat. 8:40 a.m. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous 05 (HD) Sandra Bullock. FBI agent Gracie Hart clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (S) HBO Wed. 2:30 p.m.; Sat. 6:45 a.m., 5 p.m. Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day 08 (HD) Frances McDormand. A middle-aged British governess gets a taste of the glamorous life when she takes a job as the caretaker of an Ameri- can celebrity. (PG-13) (S, N) HBO2 Sat. 7:20 a.m. Mission: impossible 96 (HD) Tom Cruise. Branded a traitor, an elite intelligence agent investigates a failed Prague mission to retrieve a computer disk. (PG-13) (V) MAX Thu. 11 a.m., 9 p.m. Mission: impossible iii 06 (HD) Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (S, V) AMC Sun. 3 p.m. Mr. Magoo 97 (HD) Leslie Nielsen. Government agents and a beautiful thief pursue a myopic millionaire who unknow- ingly possesses a valuable gem. (PG) (L, V) SHOW Tue. 7:30 a.m. Mr. Mom 83 Michael Keaton. An automotive engineers wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives. (PG) (L, S) KCTV Sun. 2:30 a.m. KSMO Sun. 4 p.m. Moby Dick 11 (HD) Hwang Jung-min. Three reporters uncover a conspiracy surrounding a disastrous bridge explo- sion. (NR) (S) SyFy Wed. 8 a.m. Mogambo 53 Clark Gable. A chorus girl and a married woman fight over a white hunter in Africa. (NR) (S) TCM Wed. 1:15 p.m. Monsters Ball 01 Billy Bob Thornton. A racist prison-guard has an intense affair with a black woman after her husband dies on death row. (R) (L, S, V) TVONE Sat. 7 p.m., 10 p.m. Monsters, inc. 01 (HD) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue be- hemoth and his short, one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (G) FAM Sun. 6 p.m., 8 p.m. Moonrise Kingdom 12 (HD) Bruce Willis. In 1965 New England, a peaceful island community descends into turmoil when two love-struck 12-year- olds run away together just before the approach of a violent storm. (PG-13) (S) HBO Tue. 10:45 a.m. Moonstruck 87 (HD) Cher. An Italian-American widow, engaged to a ret- icent suitor, falls in love with his brother. (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Fri. 7 a.m. Mortal Kombat 95 (HD) Robin Shou. Three martial artists are forced to battle demonic adversaries with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. (PG-13) (L, V) MAX Tue. 6:20 a.m.; Sat. 3:55 a.m. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 05 (HD) Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 4 p.m. Mrs. Doubtfire 93 (HD) Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out- of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG) (L, S) CMT Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 12 p.m. The Muppets 11 (HD) Jason Segel. Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Muppets join forces with their fans to raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios from a greedy Texan who wants to raze the building and drill for oil. (PG) (S) FAM Sun. 7 a.m. The Muppets 11 Jason Segel. Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Mup- pets join forces with their fans to raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios from a greedy Texan who wants to raze the building and drill for oil. (PG) (S) DiSN Sun. 8 a.m. Murder by Numbers 02 Sandra Bullock. Two young men engage in a battle of wits with a homicide detective who is investigating grisly strangulations. (R) (L, S, V) OXy Thu. 5 a.m., 1 p.m. Murder, My Sweet 44 Dick Powell. The search for a missing person plunges detective Philip Marlowe into a deadly web of blackmail and murder. (NR) TCM Mon. 11:15 a.m. The Muse 99 (HD) Albert Brooks. A desperate screenwriter with writers block meets a Greek muse living in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW Wed. 12:35 p.m. My Bosss Daughter 03 Ashton Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a man agrees to housesit at his employers mansion for one night. (R) (L, S, N) MTV Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m. My Moms New Boyfriend 08 Antonio Banderas. An FBI agent must spy on his mother after she becomes in- volved with a suspected art thief. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KMCi Sun. 2 p.m. My Sisters Wedding 13 (HD) Es- sence Atkins. Matthew and Sharons wed- ding is one day away when her sister Candice arrives and discovers that Mat- thew is the same man who jilted her after a one-night stand in college. (NR) BET Sun. 12 p.m. Mystic Pizza 88 Julia Roberts. Three teenage girls come of age one sum- mer working in a pizza parlor in Mystic, Conn. (R) (L, S) KCWE Sun. 12 p.m. N The Nanny Express 09 (HD) Vanessa Marcil. A woman tries to heal a family when she becomes a nanny for a widowers two children. HALL Sun. 1 p.m. National Lampoons Van Wilder 02 (HD) Ryan Reynolds. An under- achieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (L, S, S) COMD Sat. 9:30 a.m. The Natural 84 Robert Red- ford. The almost mythical ability of a middle-aged baseball player rockets a major-league team toward the 1939 pen- nant. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 2:40 p.m., 11:05 p.m. Nature Calls 12 (HD) Patton Oswalt. After his troops ditch him for a slum- ber party at the posh home of his rival brother, a scoutmaster lures the youths away in the middle of the night for an ill-advised camping trip. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Mon. 12:10 a.m.; Fri. 10:40 p.m. Navy SEALS 90 Charlie Sheen. Sea/air/land commandos and a TV news- woman rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles. (R) (L, V) ENC Sun. 11:05 a.m.; Wed. 3:05 p.m. The Negotiator 98 (HD) Samu- el L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another pre- cinct. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 6:40 p.m.; Fri. 8:35 a.m., 4:45 p.m. Never Been Kissed 99 (HD) Drew Barrymore. A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Mon. 6:30 a.m. New years Eve 11 (HD) Halle Berry. Intertwining stories promise love, hope, forgiveness, second chances and more for a number of New Yorkers on the celebrated night. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Thu. 5:45 a.m. The Next Best Thing 00 (HD) Ru- pert Everett. A gay man has a child with his best friend, and the two decide to live together as a family until she falls in love with another man. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW Tue. 2:05 p.m. SHOW2 Thu. 12:45 p.m. Next of Kin 89 (HD) Patrick Swayze. A Chicago policeman and his Kentucky hills brother hunt a mob en- forcer for killing another brother. (R) (L, S, V) SPiKE Wed. 11:30 p.m. Nicholas Nickleby 02 (HD) Ja- mie Bell. Left penniless after his fathers death, a young man protects the rest of Movies his family from his wicked uncle in 19th- century England. (PG) (S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 3:40 a.m.; Tue. 12:45 p.m. Night of the Living Dead 68 Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (S, V) TCM Sat. 12:45 a.m. Nims island 08 Abigail Breslin. A fainthearted adventure writer joins forces with a courageous youngster to save the girls island home and find her missing father. (PG) (L, S) KSMO Sun. 7 p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m. 9 1/2 Weeks 86 (HD) Mickey Rourke. A divorced SoHo art dealer be- comes a Wall Street commodities brokers sex object for about 66 days. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 Sun. 1:50 a.m. Nixon 95 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. Insecurities haunt the 37th president as he wins two terms, ends the Vietnam War and resigns in disgrace during Watergate. (R) (L, S) SHOW Fri. 1:05 p.m. No Tell Motel 12 (HD) Angel McCord. A young woman and her friends become stranded at an abandoned motel where a child and her parents all met terrible ends. (NR) TMC Sat. 8 p.m., 11 p.m. Notes on a Scandal 06 (HD) Cate Blanchett. A charismatic new col- league draws a veteran teacher, and they become close friends, then the older woman learns of the others affair with a teenage student. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sun. 11:40 a.m.; Wed. 10:30 a.m. Notorious 46 Cary Grant. A U.S. agent brings a traitors daughter to Rio de Janeiro to seduce an exiled Nazi. (NR) (S) TCM Sun. 9 p.m. Notting Hill 99 (HD) Julia Rob- erts. A mans life changes when an in- ternational star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 1 p.m. Notting Hill 99 Julia Roberts. A mans life changes when an international star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 4:45 p.m.; Sat. 11:30 a.m. Now you See Me 13 (HD) Jesse Eisenberg. A federal agent and an In- terpol detective play a cat-and-mouse game with cunning illusionists who rob corrupt business leaders during their performances, then funnel the money to members of the audience. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Thu. 5:30 p.m., 10:45 p.m. O Oceans Thirteen 07 (HD) George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (PG-13) (S) USA Wed. 6:29 a.m. Oceans Twelve 04 (HD) George Clooney. To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Eu- rope. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Tue. 6:50 p.m. October Sky 99 (HD) Jake Gyl- lenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a young West Virginian builds rockets with his friends and later becomes a NASA scientist. (PG) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 2:05 p.m.; Fri. 3:05 a.m. Odd Girl Out 05 (HD) Alexa Vega. A teenager sinks into despair when for- mer friends ostracize her and make her the target of ugly rumors. LiFE Sat. 11 a.m. On the Road 12 (HD) Garrett Hed- lund. An aspiring writer, his new friend and his friends seductive wife heed the call of the open road. (R) (L, S, S) SHOW Thu. 10:30 p.m. One Day 11 (HD) Anne Hathaway. For 20 years, an idealist and a wealthy charmer reunite on the anniversary of the day they first met, their college grad- uation. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) HBO Tue. 12:30 p.m. One Mans Way 64 Don Murray. Norman Vincent Peale becomes a clergy- man and spreads his positive thinking by mass media. (NR) TCM Fri. 3 a.m. Open Range 03 (HD) Robert Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (R) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 6:30 a.m. Open Season 3 10 (HD) Voices of Matthew J. Munn. Animated. After Boog switches places with a circus bear, Elliott and the gang must rescue him before the circus returns home to Russia. (PG) (S) TOON Fri. 4 p.m. Operation Dumbo Drop 95 Danny Glover. Two U.S. Army captains wheel and deal to replace a Vietnam villages prized elephant after it dies. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 5:30 a.m. Original Gangstas 96 (HD) Fred Williamson. Former gang members return to depressed Gary, Ind., to quell violence perpetrated by their successors. (R) (L, V) MAX Wed. 5 p.m. Original Sin 01 (HD) Antonio Ban- deras. A Cuban tycoon enters a world of deception after marrying a beautiful mail-order bride from America. (R) (S, N, S, V) SHOW Sun. 12:45 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 10 p.m. Orphans of the Storm 22 Lil- lian Gish. Silent. Two girls who grew up as sisters become lost in the French Revolu- tion and confront its terrible guillotine. (NR) TCM Fri. 7 a.m. The Other Shore: The Diana Nyad Story 13 (HD) Diana Nyad braves shark- infested waters to swim more than 100 miles from Cuba to Florida. (NR) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 5:15 p.m. The Other Sister 99 (HD) Juliette Lewis. A mentally impaired woman gets her first apartment, dates a young man and attends a trade school. (PG-13) (S) SHOW2 Wed. 11:45 a.m. Out of Sight 98 (HD) George Clooney. The mutual attraction between a federal marshal and an escaped con- vict interferes with their goals. (R) (L, V) SHOW Fri. 11 a.m. Outbreak 95 (HD) Dustin Hoff- man. An Army doctor fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey. (R) (L, V) HBO Sun. 1:15 a.m. Outcasts of Poker Flat 37 Preston Foster. Bret Hartes gold-rush gambler and others are banished in win- ter with a child called Luck. (NR) TCM Thu. 4:30 p.m. Oz the Great and Powerful 13 James Franco. A shady circus magician crashes his balloon in the magical land of Oz, where he encounters three beautiful witches and becomes a reluctant leader in an epic battle of good vs. evil. (PG) (L, S) ENC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 5 a.m., 12:35 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 6:55 a.m., 3 p.m. P Parental Guidance 12 (HD) Billy Crystal. Modern problems collide with old-school methods when a man and his eager-to-please wife baby-sit for their three grandchildren. (PG) (S) HBO2 Mon. 10 a.m.; Thu. 9 p.m. A Passage to india 84 Judy Davis. Adela Quested and Mrs. Moore tour 1920s India with a native doctor. (PG) (L, S) TCM Tue. 6:30 a.m. Passing Strange The Movie 09 (HD) DeAdre Aziza. Spike Lee films the Broadway musical about a young man who leaves Los Angeles to explore Europe. (NR) SHOW Fri. 4:30 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m. Passion Fish 92 (HD) Mary McDonnell. A paralyzed soap-opera star and her nurse give each other strength to grow in Louisiana. (R) (L) SHOW2 Sat. 6 a.m. Passion Play 10 (HD) Mickey Rourke. A washed-up musician tries to protect an enigmatic winged woman from a merciless gangster who wants her all to himself. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Thu. 9 p.m. The Passionate Friends 49 Ann Todd. The upper-class wife of an older English banker happens to meet a young lover from her past. (NR) TCM Tue. 11:15 a.m. Paycheck 03 (HD) Ben Affleck. After learning that his memory has been erased, a technical wizard goes on the run to piece together clues from his past. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Sun. 1 p.m.; Mon. 10 a.m. People Like Us 12 (HD) Chris Pine. In the course of settling the estate of his late father, a young salesman is surprised to discover the existence of a 30-year-old sister, Frankie. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 6 p.m. Perfect Sense 11 (HD) Ewan McGregor. A chef and a scientist fall in love amid a plague that robs people of their senses. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Wed. 1:15 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 2:15 a.m.; Sat. 1:30 a.m. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 12 (HD) Logan Lerman. Friends try to help an introverted teenager become more sociable. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Wed. 9 p.m. Peter and Vandy 09 (HD) Jason Ritter. Flashbacks and flash-forwards il- lustrate the rise and fall of a love affair between two New Yorkers. (NR) (S) TMC Mon. 1:40 p.m.; Fri. 10:30 a.m. Phil Spector 13 (HD) Al Pacino. Linda Kenney Baden defends music producer Phil Spector, on trial for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. HBO Fri. 11:15 a.m.; Sat. 3:35 a.m. The Philly Kid 12 (HD) Wes Chatham. A former NCAA wrestling champion, now an ex-con involved in mixed-martial arts, must save his best friend from a vicious loan shark. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 11:40 a.m. Phone Booth 02 Colin Farrell. A sniper traps a New York publicist in a phone booth and threatens to kill him if he hangs up. (R) (L, V) ENC Fri. 1:10 a.m., 9:45 a.m. Pieces of April 03 (HD) Ka- tie Holmes. Chaos reigns when a young woman invites her estranged family to her apartment for the first Thanksgiving dinner she has ever cooked. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW Tue. 3:55 p.m. Piranha 10 (HD) Elisabeth Shue. Spring break turns gory at a popular waterside resort, where hundreds of pre- historic man-eating fish have come to dine on hapless humans. (R) (L, S, V, N) SyFy Sun. 6 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 07 (HD) Johnny Depp. While the Flying Dutchman ghost ship wreaks havoc on the Seven Seas, Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa unite to save Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones locker. (PG-13) (S, V) SyFy Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m. Pitch Perfect 12 (HD) Anna Kendrick. When a new student joins her colleges female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Tue. 9:45 a.m., 9 p.m. Platoon 86 Tom Berenger. Two sergeants and a private join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 5 p.m. Poetic Justice 93 Janet Jackson. A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy she cannot stand. (R) (L, S, V) OXy Mon. 5 a.m.; Thu. 9 a.m., 3:30 p.m. Point Break 91 (HD) Patrick Swayze. An FBI agent turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rub- ber masks of four ex-presidents. (R) (L, S, N, V) KPXE Mon. 10:30 a.m. Possession 02 (HD) Gwyneth Pal- trow. Two scholars investigate an illicit romance between two poets of the Victo- rian era. (PG-13) (S) TMC Thu. 1:35 p.m. Post Grad 09 (HD) Alexis Bledel. An optimistic graduate gets a rude awak- ening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Fri. 12 p.m. il Posto 61 Sandro Panzeri. A lively Italian lands his first job, but his ambition is quickly crushed by the mo- notony of the white-collar world. (NR) TCM Mon. 3 a.m. Prefontaine 97 Jared Leto. Olym- pic defeat matures a selfish distance runner into a sports activist before his 1975 death in a car crash. (PG-13) (L) TMC Wed. 5:05 p.m. Presumed innocent 90 (HD) Harrison Ford. A married prosecutor hires an attorney to defend him against charges of murdering his seductive col- league. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Wed. 7:10 a.m. A Price Above Rubies 98 (HD) Rene Zellweger. An Orthodox Jew challenges religious traditions with her husband, his brother and other family members. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Thu. 9 a.m. The Princess Diaries 01 Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette les- sons to her reluctant granddaughter who Movies is heir apparent to a throne. (G) OXy Sat. 7 p.m., 9 p.m. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal En- gagement 04 Anne Hathaway. While living with her royal grandmother, a young princess must find a suitable husband in 30 days or give up the throne. (G) ENC Fri. 5:05 p.m. The Producers 05 (HD) Nathan Lane. A Broadway producer and his ac- countant scheme to overfinance a sure- fire flop and abscond with the money. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Fri. 6:45 a.m. SHOW2 Thu. 2:35 p.m. Prometheus 12 (HD) Noomi Rapace. A clue to mankinds origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue. 10 p.m. The Purge 13 (HD) Ethan Hawke. A man and his family struggle to survive the night when an intruder breaks into their home during a government-sanc- tioned event in which all criminal activity including murder is legal. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 7:45 a.m., 7:30 p.m. Purple Rain 84 (HD) Prince. The Kid fights his rival for a singer and Minneapolis rock-club success. (R) (L, N, V) VH1 Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 6:30 p.m. Q Quality Balls: The David Stein- berg Story 13 (HD) An overview of the long and varied career of comic David Steinberg features interviews with Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld and others. (NR) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 3:55 a.m.; Sat. 7:35 a.m. Quartet 12 (HD) Maggie Smith. A long-smoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Wed. 8:30 p.m. SHOW2 Sat. 8:20 a.m., 7:20 p.m. R The Racket 28 Thomas Mei- ghan. Silent. Complications arise when a police captain tries to bring a powerful bootlegger to justice. (NR) TCM Fri. 11:15 a.m. Radio 03 Cuba Gooding Jr. A high- school football coach becomes a mentor to a mentally impaired young man in 1970s South Carolina. (PG) (L, S) BET Mon. 10 a.m. Rambo 08 (HD) Sylvester Stallone. John Rambo calls upon his long-buried but lethal skills to rescue a missionary and her comrades from the Burmese army. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Wed. 9:30 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m. Rambo: First Blood Part ii 85 (HD) Sylvester Stallone. A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. (R) (L, V) HBO2 Tue. 3:05 a.m. Real Steel 11 (HD) Hugh Jackman. A small-time boxing promoter and his estranged son reluctantly join together to build and train a robot fighter of champi- onship caliber. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 6 p.m.; Wed. 3:30 p.m. Red Dawn 84 (HD) Patrick Swayze. Colorado teens fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sun. 10 p.m. Red Dragon 02 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Han- nibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial killer who slaughters families. (R) (L, S, V, N) BBC Sat. 9:15 p.m. Red Dust 32 Clark Gable. Two kinds of women love a he-man rubber planter in Indochina. (NR) TCM Wed. 11:30 p.m. Red Eye 05 (HD) Rachel McAd- ams. A plane passenger forcibly involves his seatmate in a plot to assassinate a government official. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Tue. 7:30 a.m. Red Hot Tires 35 Lyle Talbot. Framed for murder and sent to prison, an auto racer escapes to South America. (NR) TCM Thu. 11:15 a.m. Red River 48 John Wayne. A cattle baron fights with his foster son on the first cattle drive up the Chisholm Trail. (NR) TCM Mon. 4:45 p.m. Reign of the Gargoyles 07 (HD) Joe Penny. After their bomber goes down, Allied forces must confront huge, stone gargoyles brought to life by the Nazis. (NR) SyFy Wed. 2 a.m., 2 p.m. Rene 11 The film tells the story of Rene Richards battle to enter the 1977 U.S. Open as the first transgender ten- nis player. Simultaneously, it follows her today as she struggles to cope with a life of contradictions and personal conflict. (NR) ESPNC Sun. 12:30 a.m., 3:30 a.m., 9:30 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 a.m., 3:30 a.m. Rescue Dawn 06 (HD) Christian Bale. During the Vietnam War, Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot, is shot down over Laos and taken captive by enemy soldiers. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 12:30 a.m.; Sat. 3:30 p.m. The Return 06 (HD) Sarah Michelle Gellar. A young woman tries to solve the mystery behind her increasingly terrify- ing visions of a strangers brutal murder. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Wed. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 2:10 p.m. The Revenant 09 (HD) David Anders. A dead soldier comes back to life and joins forces with his slacker buddy to hunt down criminals and drain them of the blood he needs to prevent his body from decomposing. (R) (L, S, V, N) HBO2 Fri. 3 a.m. Rhino! 64 Harry Guardino. A white hunter helps a zoologist tranquilize a couple of rare white rhinos in Africa. (NR) TCM Wed. 5:15 p.m. Righteous Kill 08 (HD) Robert De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R) (L, S, V) TNT Mon. 2 a.m. Rio 11 (HD) Voices of Anne Hatha- way. Animated. A domesticated macaw and his human friend travel to Rio de Janeiro to meet the last surviving female of his kind. (G) FX Sat. 6 p.m., 8 p.m. Ripe 96 Monica Keena. Orphaned twin sisters grow increasingly apart as each discovers sex on a local military base. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 2 a.m. Rise of the Gargoyles 09 (HD) Eric Balfour. An American professor tries to stop an ancient winged creature that terrorizes Paris. (NR) SyFy Wed. 12 a.m., 4 p.m. Road House 89 (HD) Patrick Swayze. Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor and tames the whole town. (R) (L, S, V, N) TBS Sun. 12:30 a.m., 2 p.m. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 91 Kevin Costner. The archer and his Moorish sidekick join Sherwood Forest outlaws against the sheriff of Notting- ham, who covets Maid Marian. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sun. 8:40 a.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m., 7 p.m. RoboCop 2 90 Peter Weller. The cyborg policeman and his female partner oppose the mayor and a drug magnate in Old Detroit. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 8:35 p.m. Rock N Roll Exposed: The Pho- tography of Bob Gruen 12 (HD) Interviews with Iggy Pop, Yoko Ono, Alice Cooper and others highlight a look at the stories behind some of photographer Bob Gruens most famous snapshots. (NR) TMC Tue. 11 a.m. Rock of Ages 12 (HD) Julianne Hough. Songs by Def Leppard, Journey, Joan Jett, Bon Jovi and others underscore a rock n roll romance between a small- town girl and a city boy who meet on the Sunset Strip while chasing their Holly- wood dreams. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Sun. 5:20 a.m.; Thu. 3 p.m. Rocky ii 79 (HD) Sylvester Stal- lone. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. (PG) (V) AMC Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue. 2 p.m. Rocky iii 82 (HD) Sylvester Stal- lone. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-box- ing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. (PG) (L, V) AMC Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m. Rocky iV 85 (HD) Sylvester Stal- lone. Champ Rocky Balboa trains in Sibe- ria for a bout against a lab-tested Soviet with a 2000-psi punch. (PG) (V) AMC Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m. Romy and Micheles High School Reunion 97 (HD) Mira Sorvino. Two pinheads try to impress former class- mates with far-fetched success stories. (R) (L) HBO2 Thu. 6:45 a.m. Rooster Cogburn 75 (HD) John Wayne. One-eyed Marshal Cogburn helps a Bible-toting spinster find the men who killed her preacher father. (PG) (V) SHOW2 Sun. 9:45 a.m.; Wed. 2 p.m. The Royal Bed 31 Lowell Sher- man. The queens husband disagrees with her decree about whom the princess will marry. (NR) TCM Thu. 2:15 a.m. Rumble Fish 83 (HD) Matt Dillon. An Oklahoma street fighter looks up to his brother, the Motorcycle Boy. (R) (L, N, V) MAX Wed. 3:25 a.m. Runaway Bride 30 Mary Astor. Crooks find the wayward bride who has their gems, cooking for a rich bachelor. (NR) TCM Thu. 3:45 a.m. The Rundown 03 (HD) The Rock. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 10 a.m., 9 p.m. Rush Hour 3 07 (HD) Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambas- sador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) TNT Sun. 2 p.m. Rushmore 98 (HD) Jason Schwartzman. A precocious teenager and a jaded tycoon become bitter romantic rivals for the affections of a widowed teacher. (R) (L, N) HBO2 Sun. 2:20 p.m.; Fri. 3:20 p.m. S Sahara 05 (HD) Matthew McCo- naughey. A treasure hunter and his side- kick join forces with a doctor to search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Mon. 9 p.m.; Sat. 5:55 p.m. The Samaritan 12 (HD) Samuel L. Jackson. After many years in prison, a former grifter tries to go straight, but the son of his former partner insists on learning the game and relieving a feared gangster of $8 million. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 3:15 a.m. Saw ii 05 (HD) Donnie Wahlberg. A detective races against time to save his son from a sadistic madman holding a group of people captive. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Sat. 1 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 12:40 a.m.; Sat. 11 p.m. Scanners 81 (HD) Stephen Lack. A scientist sends a scanner to hunt others like him with explosive psychic powers. (R) (L, V) SHOW Wed. 2:15 p.m. SHOW2 Fri. 11:30 a.m. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Un- leashed 04 (HD) Freddie Prinze Jr. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby investigate a group of ghouls terrorizing people. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sun. 10 a.m. The Scorpion King 02 (HD) The Rock. The leader of a band of desert mer- cenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (S, V) AMC Mon. 10 a.m. The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior 08 (HD) Michael Copon. To avenge his fathers death, a young man embarks on a quest against a king. (PG- 13) (S, V) AMC Mon. 12 p.m.; Tue. 2:30 a.m. Screwed 00 (HD) Norm Macdon- ald. An overworked, underpaid chauffeur kidnaps his bosss dog and holds it for a $5,000,000 ransom. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) HBO2 Sat. 4:20 a.m. Second Chances 13 (HD) Alison Swee- ney. Two children try to play matchmaker for their widowed mother and an injured firefighter. HALL Sun. 11 a.m., 7 p.m. Sellebrity 12 (HD) Filmmaker Kevin Mazur examines the publics obsession with celebrities and fame. (NR) SHOW Sun. 8:30 a.m.; Wed. 4 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 7:30 a.m. Semi-Pro 08 (HD) Will Ferrell. In 1976 a singer uses the profits from his only hit to buy a basketball team that is in danger of going under when the ABA and the NBA merge. (R) (L, S) USA Sat. 1 a.m. The Sentinel 77 (HD) Cristina Raines. A New York fashion model rooms in an old brownstone with creepy tenants and a basement gate to hell. (R) (L, S, V, N) MAX Mon. 8:40 a.m. Serena the Sexplorer 12 (HD) Me- lissa Jacobs. A sexy and innocent alien temptress comes to Earth to learn our sex secrets. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Mon. 2:20 a.m. Movies Seven Days Ashore 44 Wally Brown. Two merchant marines bail out a playboy shipmate with three women, two of them violinists. (NR) TCM Tue. 3:15 a.m. Seven Psychopaths 12 (HD) Colin Farrell. A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knuck- lehead friends abduct a mobsters be- loved Shih Tzu. (R) (L, S, V, N) TMC Mon. 7 p.m. Sex Tapes 12 (HD) Angela Davies. Sexy secrets are revealed when three couples sex tapes go missing. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Mon. 11:25 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m. Sexting 11 (HD) Jason Lewis. Looking for love, a man and a woman try to end relationships formed through their Black- Berrys. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Fri. 3:40 a.m. Shadow People 12 (HD) Dallas Rob- erts. A radio talk show host unravels a conspiracy about encounters with mys- terious beings and their role in the unex- plained deaths of several hundred victims in the 1980s. (PG-13) (L, S, N) TMC Sun. 10 a.m. Shake Hands With the Devil 59 James Cagney. A medical professor recruits a U.S. student for the Irish Re- publican Army in 1921 Dublin. (NR) (V) TCM Thu. 11 p.m. Shakespeare High 11 (HD) High school students prepare for the Drama Teachers Association of Southern Califor- nia Shakespeare Competition. (NR) SHOW Tue. 6:05 a.m. Shattered 91 Tom Berenger. A West Coast developer has amnesia after a car accident and begins to suspect his wife of treachery. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 1:15 a.m. She-Devil 89 Meryl Streep. An accountants frumpy wife hexes him and his fancy mistress. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 6:55 a.m. Sherlock Holmes 22 John Barry- more. Silent. The famous detective comes to the rescue when an archcriminal tar- gets a prince. (NR) TCM Fri. 9:45 a.m. Shes All That 99 Freddie Prinze Jr. A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform the schools geekiest girl into a prom queen. (PG-13) (L, S) OXy Sat. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. Shes Out of My League 10 (HD) Jay Baruchel. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, suc- cessful woman falls in love with him. (R) (L, S) E! Sun. 12:30 a.m. Shes Out of My League 10 Jay Baruchel. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, successful woman falls in love with him. (R) (L, S) E! Sun. 5 p.m. The Ship From Shanghai 30 Conrad Nagel. A ships crew and a couple on board are bullied by a mad steward and his big sidekick, the cook. (NR) TCM Fri. 12:45 p.m. Shock Corridor 63 Peter Breck. An investigative reporters sanity begins to crumble after he commits himself to a mental hospital to crack a murder. (NR) TCM Sat. 9 p.m. Shrek 01 (HD) Voices of Mike My- ers. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sun. 5 p.m. The Silver Horde 30 Joel McCrea. A dance-hall floozy and a socialite lure a young salmon fisherman at a cannery in Alaska. (NR) TCM Fri. 2 p.m. Silver Linings Playbook 12 (HD) Bradley Cooper. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man try- ing to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Wed. 3 p.m., 11 p.m. Sin Ship 31 Louis Wolheim. A man and a woman posing as missionaries hire a boat captain to take them away. (NR) TCM Thu. 6:30 a.m. Sinbad and the Minotaur 11 (HD) Manu Bennett. Sinbad encounters the monstrous Minotaur while searching for the head of a statue. (NR) SyFy Wed. 12 p.m. Sister Act 92 Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convents cho- rus how to rock. (PG) (L, S, V) OXy Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m. 16 Wishes 10 (HD) Debby Ryan. The wishes of a teenager magically come true on her 16th birthday. (G) DiSN Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 2:20 p.m. Skyline 10 (HD) Eric Balfour. Strange lights over Los Angeles herald the ar- rival of malevolent aliens who threaten to swallow up humanity. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Thu. 10 p.m. Sleeping With the Enemy 91 Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (L, S, V) OXy Sun. 12 a.m.; Thu. 5:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m. Sliding Doors 98 (HD) Gwyneth Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Mon. 10:30 a.m. Smart People 08 (HD) Dennis Quaid. Recently widowed, a professor tries to juggle a new love and an unex- pected visit from his adoptive brother. (R) (L, S) USA Mon. 1 a.m., 8 a.m. Smart Woman 31 Mary Astor. A woman back from Europe finds her hus- band fooling around and tries to make him jealous. (NR) TCM Thu. 5 a.m. Smiley 12 (HD) Caitlin Gerard. A men- tally fragile college student believes that she will be the next victim of a serial killer who can be summoned through the Inter- net. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 1:15 a.m. Snake Eyes 98 (HD) Nicolas Cage. A corrupt detective and his Navy friend probe a U.S. officials assassination at an Atlantic City boxing match. (R) (V) HBO2 Tue. 2:30 p.m.; Sat. 3:35 p.m. Snatch 00 Benicio Del Toro. An unlicensed boxing promoter gets involved with a big-time criminal, and a heist goes awry when a valuable jewel is missing. (R) (L, S, V, N) ENC Wed. 12:35 a.m. Snitch 13 (HD) Dwayne Johnson. To save his teenage son from an unjust prison sentence, a businessman makes a deal with a U.S. attorney to infiltrate a dangerous drug cartel and become an informant. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Mon. 1:45 p.m., 9 p.m.; Thu. 9:30 a.m., 5 p.m.; Sat. 1:45 p.m. HBO2 Sun. 9:45 a.m., 7 p.m. Snow White and the Huntsman 12 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Sent by an evil queen to capture an escaped prin- cess, a huntsman instead becomes the young womans protector and helps her in her quest to regain control of her king- dom. (NR) (S, V) MAX Thu. 5:15 p.m. Some Girl(s) 13 (HD) Adam Brody. A successful writer travels across the coun- try on the eve of his wedding to make amends with ex-lovers. (NR) SHOW Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Wed. 5:30 p.m.; Sat. 3:30 p.m. SHOW2 Tue. 9 p.m. Something Wild 86 Jeff Dan- iels. A wild woman takes a yuppie to her high-school reunion, attended by her ex-convict husband. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sat. 1:25 a.m. The Sorcerers Apprentice 10 (HD) Nicolas Cage. A wizard trains a reluc- tant protege in the art of magic to help him protect Manhattan from a powerful adversary. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Fri. 4 p.m.; Sat. 6 a.m. Soul Plane 04 (HD) Kevin Hart. Passengers and crew enjoy a wild party aboard an airliner flying from Los Ange- les to New York. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC Sun. 10:40 p.m. Soylent Green 73 Charlton Heston. Future New Yorkers live on a trademarked food, which two detectives find has a secret ingredient. (PG) (L, S, N, V) TCM Fri. 11 p.m. Space Jam 96 (HD) Michael Jor- dan. Live action/animated. Bugs Bunny recruits NBA star Michael Jordan to help the good Looney Tunes squad take on the bad Monstars in a basketball game. (PG) (L) FAM Sun. 4:30 p.m. Spawn 97 (HD) John Leguizamo. A clown from hell allows a badly scarred man to return to Earth on a mission to conquer the world. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO Wed. 5:45 a.m. Speed 94 (HD) Keanu Reeves. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madmans bomb will explode. (R) (L, V) AMC Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 9 a.m. Spider-Man 2 04 (HD) Tobey Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG- 13) (S, V) FX Sat. 10 a.m. Spider-Man 3 07 (HD) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker undergoes an omi- nous transformation when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings out the dark, vengeful side of his personality. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Sat. 1 p.m. The Spiderwick Chronicles 08 Freddie Highmore. Siblings learn that magical creatures are behind the strange occurrences at their great-great-uncles rundown estate. (PG) (S, V) WDAF Sun. 2 a.m. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 04 (HD) Voices of Tom Kenny. Animated. SpongeBob and Pat- rick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptunes stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs. (PG) (S) NiCK Fri. 4 p.m.; Sat. 11 a.m. Stage Beauty 04 (HD) Billy Crudup. In 17th-century London, a fa- mous actors devoted dresser becomes the first female to play womens roles. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 5 p.m. Star Trek 09 (HD) Chris Pine. Young James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the Enterprise crew embark on a collision course with a vengeful Romulan. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Fri. 7 p.m., 10:33 p.m. Star Trek Vi: The Undiscovered Country 91 (HD) William Shat- ner. Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the Enter- prise encounter sabotage on the way to peace talks with the Klingon Federation. (PG) (L, S, V) BBC Sun. 8 p.m. Star Trek: Nemesis 02 (HD) Pat- rick Stewart. The crew of the Enterprise must prevent a replica of Capt. Picard from overtaking Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) BBC Sun. 5:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m. Starsky & Hutch 04 (HD) Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) COMD Sun. 11:15 a.m. Status: Unknown 14 (HD) Stacey Oristano. A woman tries to find the where- abouts of an old friend after maintaining an online relationship with her. (NR) LiFE Sun. 1:02 a.m. Steel Magnolias 89 Sally Field. Based on the play about six Southern women who become close friends despite their eccentricities and complicated lives. (PG) (L, S) OXy Mon. 5 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Step Up Revolution 12 (HD) Ryan Guzman. Newly arrived in Miami, an aspiring dancer joins forces with the leader of a flash-mob dance crew to save the historic neighborhood from a devel- oper. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Fri. 12 p.m. Stepmom 98 Julia Roberts. A New York fashion photographer contends with her boyfriends children and ex-wife. (PG- 13) (L) ENC Mon. 6:55 a.m.; Fri. 2:55 p.m. The Sting 73 (HD) Paul New- man. To avenge a murder, two con men bilk a mobster with their betting-room scam in 1930s Chicago. (PG) (L, V) TMC Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Sat. 6:30 a.m. Stoker 13 (HD) Mia Wasikowska. After the tragic death of a girls father, an eccentric uncle comes to live with the teen and her unstable mother. Though she suspects the man has ulterior mo- tives, she becomes increasingly infatuat- ed with him. (R) (S, V) MAX Fri. 9:15 p.m. Stomp the yard 2: Homecoming 10 (HD) Collins Pennie. A troubled youth must put his problems aside to lead a dance troupe in a national competition. (PG-13) (L, S, V) VH1 Mon. 11:40 a.m.; Tue. 2 a.m. Straight From the Heart 03 (HD) Teri Polo. A successful New York photographer meets a reclusive Wyoming widower who cannot let go of the past. HALL Sun. 3 p.m. Stranger in Town 98 (HD) Harry Hamlin. New to a small town, a city teen grows suspicious of a man who befriend- ed him and his single mother. (S, V) TMC Wed. 6:35 a.m. StreetDance 10 (HD) Nichola Bur- ley. Ballet dancers and street dancers must learn how to step out in harmony. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Fri. 1:40 p.m. Striking Distance 93 Bruce Wil- lis. An alienated Pittsburgh police officer Movies and his new partner on the River Rescue Squad hunt a serial killer. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 11:05 a.m.; Sat. 11:15 p.m. Summer of Sam 99 (HD) John Leguizamo. Working-class people live in terror as the Son of Sam killer, David Berkowitz, rampages in the Bronx. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Wed. 12:20 a.m. A Summer Place 59 Richard Egan. A man and a womans Maine-coast adultery parallels his teenage daughters romance with her son. (NR) TCM Sun. 2:30 p.m. Summer Rental 85 John Candy. A stressed air-traffic controller takes his family to Florida and makes a fool of himself. (PG) (L) KSMO Sun. 2 p.m. Super Shark 11 (HD) John Schneider. A gigantic, prehistoric shark terrorizes a seaside community. (NR) (S) SyFy Sun. 12 a.m. Superman Returns 06 (HD) Brandon Routh. While Lex Luthor plots against him, the Man of Steel tries to re- connect with Lois Lane and find his place in a world that learned to survive in his absence. (PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 8 p.m. Superman: The Movie 78 (HD) Christopher Reeve. Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet. (PG) (L, S, V) KPXE Tue. 10 a.m. The Sweeter Side of Life 13 (HD) Kathryn Morris. Dumped by her husband, a woman takes a job at her fathers bak- ery. (NR) (S) HALL Sat. 4 p.m. T Taken 2 12 (HD) Liam Neeson. Taken hostage with his wife in Istanbul, retired CIA agent Bryan Mills enlists his daughters aid in helping him escape, then uses his particular set of skills to exact revenge on the kidnappers. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Thu. 3:15 p.m., 11:45 p.m. Taken Back: Finding Haley 12 (HD) Moira Kelly. A woman takes drastic action when she finds her abducted daughter. (NR) (S) LiFE Sat. 5 p.m. Taken for Ransom 13 (HD) Teri Polo. Kidnapped and held for ransom, a woman learns about the shocking motives of her captors. (NR) LiFE Sat. 3 p.m. Takers 10 (HD) Matt Dillon. A de- termined detective and Russian mobsters complicate the plan of a gang of skilled thieves to rob an armored car carrying millions of dollars. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) FX Thu. 10:30 a.m.; Fri. 7 a.m. Talkin Dirty After Dark 91 (HD) Martin Lawrence. People dwell on the theme of sex, onstage and backstage, at a Los Angeles comedy club. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Thu. 4 a.m. Tangled 10 (HD) Voices of Mandy Moore. Animated. Crowned with 70 feet of magical golden hair, Rapunzel strikes a deal with a charming thief to spring her from her prison tower. (PG) (S, V) DiSN Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m. Tarzan, the Ape Man 32 Johnny Weissmuller. An African-jungle lord meets Jane, an English traders daughter, and sweeps her off her feet. (NR) TCM Wed. 7:15 a.m. Teen Beach Movie 13 (HD) Ross Lynch. Two young surfers find romance when they magically become part of a movie musical. DiSN Sun. 7:45 p.m.; Mon. 2:15 p.m. Teen Wolf Too 87 Jason Bateman. Showing signs of a dormant family trait, a college freshman becomes a big werewolf on campus. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue. 7:15 a.m. Teeth 07 (HD) Jess Weixler. A teen learns that she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth after a sexual encounter with a classmate takes a grisly turn. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 3 a.m. Terminator 2: Judgment Day 91 (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Two cyborgs from the future battle over the life of a teen who will someday lead humanity against the machines. (R) (L, S, N, V) TBS Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 1:15 a.m. Terminator 3: Rise of the Ma- chines 03 (HD) Arnold Schwar- zenegger. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. (R) (L, S, N, V) SyFy Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m. Terror in the Family 96 (HD) Jo- anna Kerns. Parents must face their teen daughters problems when her rebellion turns violent. TMC Fri. 4:50 a.m. That Old Feeling 97 (HD) Bette Midler. An angry confrontation evolves into renewed passion for a divorced cou- ple at their daughters wedding. (PG-13) (L) HBO Mon. 8:45 a.m. Theres Something About Mary 98 (HD) Cameron Diaz. A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (R) (L, S) MAX Wed. 1 p.m.; Thu. 12:05 a.m. They Died With Their Boots On 41 Errol Flynn. A chronicle of George Armstrong Custers military ca- reer, from West Point to his final battle at Little Bighorn. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:45 a.m. 13 Going on 30 04 (HD) Jen- nifer Garner. An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult after making a wish at her disastrous birthday party. (PG-13) (L, S) E! Sat. 8 p.m. The Thirteenth year 99 Chez Starbuck. As a boy approaches adoles- cence he grows scales and fins, communi- cates with fish and breathes underwater. DiSN Wed. 11 p.m. 30 Days of Night 07 (HD) Josh Hartnett. A lawman and an ever-shrink- ing band of survivors must fend off hun- gry vampires who have come to feed during an Alaskan towns annual month of darkness. (R) (L, S, V) FX Mon. 10:30 a.m.; Tue. 8 a.m. SyFy Sat. 8 p.m. 30 Days of Night: Dark Days 10 (HD) Kiele Sanchez. After surviving Bar- row, Alaska, Stella moves to Los Angeles and attracts the attention of local vam- pires, intending to avenge the death of her husband. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 10:30 p.m. This Christmas 07 (HD) Delroy Lindo. A matriarch assembles her brood for their first holiday reunion in four years, but secrets come to light and fam- ily ties become strained. (PG-13) (S, V) BET Sun. 2 p.m. This is 40 12 (HD) Paul Rudd. Amid a series of personal and professional cri- ses, a long-married couple must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 11:05 p.m. 360 11 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A man searches for his missing daughter in one of several vignettes dealing with issues of love, loss and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW2 Tue. 10:30 p.m. Three Men and a Baby 87 (HD) Tom Selleck. Three swinging Man- hattan bachelors grow paternal minding a baby girl left on their doorstep. (PG) (L, S) FAM Wed. 8 p.m. The Three Musketeers 48 Lana Turner. Swordsmen Athos, Porthos, Aramis and DArtagnan foil a plot against the king by Lady de Winter and Richelieu. (NR) TCM Wed. 12 a.m. Three OClock High 87 (HD) Casey Siemaszko. A bully challenges a California high-school student to a 3 oclock fight in the parking lot. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8:50 a.m. The Three Stooges 12 (HD) Sean Hayes. Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and Moe become embroiled in a murder plot and stumble into starring roles in a TV reality show while trying to save their childhood home. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 12:15 p.m. Thunder Soul 10 (HD) Members of a 1970s Texas high-school jazz band reunite for a concert honoring their dedi- cated teacher and bandleader, Conrad O. Johnson Sr. (PG) (L) TMC Wed. 8:10 a.m. Tim and Erics Billion Dollar Mov- ie 12 (HD) Tim Heidecker. Would-be filmmakers Tim and Eric squander $1 billion of the sinister Schlaaang Corp.s money and must figure out a way to pay it back. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) TMC Sat. 1:40 a.m. Titanic 97 (HD) Leonardo DiCaprio. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ships maiden voyage. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) AMC Sun. 8 a.m. To Have and Have Not 44 Humphrey Bogart. A boat skipper flirts with a singer and fools Nazis on the island of Martinique. (NR) TCM Mon. 1 p.m. Tombstone 93 (HD) Kurt Rus- sell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 12:05 a.m. Trader Horn 31 Harry Carey. Traders, their African bearer and a white tribal queen try to get out of the jungle alive. (NR) TCM Wed. 9 a.m. Trading Places 83 (HD) Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers re- verse the roles of a Wall Street commodi- ties broker and a street hustler. (R) (L, S, V) COMD Sat. 11:30 a.m. Trance 13 (HD) James McAvoy. A criminal hires a hypnotherapist to probe the mind of a brain-injured auctioneer to uncover the hiding place of a stolen paint- ing. (R) (L, S, V, N) MAX Thu. 9:15 a.m. Transformers: Dark of the Moon 11 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. Again, Earth is caught in the middle when the resurrec- tion of an ancient Transformer appears to turn the tide against the Autobots in their longstanding war with evil Decepticons. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sun. 6 p.m., 9:33 p.m. The Transporter 02 Jason Sta- tham. A mercenary changes his mind- set after the package he is supposed to deliver turns out to be a gagged woman. (PG-13) (S, V) ENC Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m. Transporter 3 08 (HD) Jason Sta- tham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrai- nian woman, are fitted with shackles that will explode if they wander too far from his car. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Mon. 12 a.m. A Triumph of the Heart: The Ricky Bell Story 91 Mario Van Peebles. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers run- ning back inspires a handicapped boy who inspires him in return. (NR) BET Thu. 10 a.m. The Trouble With Angels 66 Rosalind Russell. A headstrong girl and her best friend bedevil the mother superior of a convent school. (PG) (S) TCM Sun. 10:30 a.m. Trouble With the Curve 12 (HD) Clint Eastwood. When his bosses call his judgment into question, an aged base- ball scout is forced to take his estranged daughter with him on a road trip to North Carolina to check out a hot prospect. (PG- 13) (L, S) MAX Sun. 3:25 a.m. True Grit 10 (HD) Jeff Bridges. A teenage girl enlists the aid of a boozy, trigger-happy lawman to hunt down her fathers killer. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Wed. 11:30 a.m.; Thu. 8 a.m. True Lies 94 (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife dis- covers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 10:15 a.m., 9 p.m. Turner & Hooch 89 (HD) Tom Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detec- tive link California beach-town foul play to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (L, S, V) TMC Wed. 9:35 a.m. 28 Hotel Rooms 12 (HD) Chris Mes- sina. A night of casual sex between a New York novelist and an accountant from Seattle unexpectedly leads to a long-dis- tance relationship that lasts for several years. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Sat. 3:05 a.m. Twice Upon a yesterday 98 (HD) Lena Headey. After a man loses his girlfriend, he gets the ability to turn back time to try again, but it leads him down a very different path. (R) (L, S) TMC Thu. 12 p.m. Twilight 08 (HD) Kristen Stewart. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG- 13) (S, V) FX Sun. 8 a.m. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 11 (HD) Kristen Stewart. A chain of events, set off by Edward and Bellas marriage, honeymoon and birth of a child, yields a shocking de- velopment for Jacob. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TMC Mon. 5:30 a.m., 3 p.m.; Thu. 8 a.m., 5 p.m. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 12 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Bella and Edward gather were- wolves, vampires and other allies to help them protect their daughter from the Volturi. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TMC Mon. 7:30 a.m., 5 p.m.; Thu. 10 a.m., 7 p.m. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 10 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Bella must choose between Edward and Jacob amid a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampires quest for revenge. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Sun. 1:30 p.m. Movies The Twilight Saga: New Moon 09 (HD) Kristen Stewart. After the abrupt departure of Edward, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob and is drawn into the world of werewolves. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Sun. 10:30 a.m. Twins 88 (HD) Arnold Schwar- zenegger. A genetically perfected speci- men meets his pint-size, wise-guy long- lost twin. (PG) (L, V) AMC Wed. 2:30 a.m., 8 a.m. Twister 96 (HD) Helen Hunt. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Thu. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m. 2 Fast 2 Furious 03 Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BRAVO Sat. 7 p.m., 9 p.m. 2 Headed Shark Attack 12 (HD) Carmen Electra. Survivors of a ship that sunk during their semester at sea try to escape from a two-headed shark. (NR) SyFy Sun. 2 a.m. U U-571 00 (HD) Matthew McCo- naughey. American servicemen sneak aboard a disabled German sub to steal an encryption device they hope will help the Allies win the war. (PG-13) (V) HBO Thu. 7 a.m. Uncorked 10 (HD) Julie Benz. A businesswoman meets a famous chef and his family while visiting Californias wine country. HALL Sat. 2 p.m. Under the Tuscan Sun 03 (HD) Diane Lane. Devastated by her phi- landering husband, a successful woman moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man. (PG-13) (L, S) WGN-A Sun. 10 a.m. Under the Tuscan Sun 03 Di- ane Lane. Devastated by her philandering husband, a successful woman moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man. (PG-13) (L, S) KSMO Sat. 7 p.m. Underworld: Evolution 06 (HD) Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. (R) (L, S, V, N) SyFy Sat. 4 p.m. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 09 (HD) Michael Sheen. Lucian and Sonja, his vampire lover, rally the Lycans against their cruel enslavement at the hands of Viktor, the vampire king. (R) (S, V) SyFy Sat. 6 p.m. Unfaithful 02 Richard Gere. A man becomes increasingly distraught after he discovers his wife is having an affair with a Frenchman. (R) (L, S, N, V) KSMO Sun. 11:30 a.m. An Unfinished Life 05 (HD) Robert Redford. Old wounds get a chance to heal when a Wyoming rancher shelters his abused daughter-in-law and her child. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 9:30 a.m.; Thu. 6 a.m. Unforgiven 92 Clint East- wood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 2:40 a.m.; Thu. 8:50 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri. 2:35 a.m. The Uninvited 08 (HD) Margue- rite Moreau. Malevolent spirits visit a remote house to torment a woman who has a history of agoraphobia. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Thu. 11 a.m. Universal Soldier: The Return 99 (HD) Jean-Claude Van Damme. For- mer soldier Luc Deveraux, now a gov- ernment adviser, must help stop new soldiers being controlled by a supercom- puter gone haywire. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sun. 12:20 a.m. Up Close & Personal 96 (HD) Robert Redford. Romance and stardom result for a pretty young reporter when her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Fri. 6:25 a.m. Upperworld 34 Warren William. Blackmail and bullets end a married New York businessmans affair with a chorus girl. (NR) (S) TCM Thu. 8 a.m. The Upside of Anger 05 Joan Allen. An ex-ballplayer befriends a moth- er of four who has hovered in a boozy funk since her husband abandoned her. (R) (L, S, V) KMBC Sun. 1 a.m. Urban Legend 98 (HD) Jared Leto. A lunatic embarks upon a campus murder spree as collegians ponder mythi- cal killers and their crimes. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 1:35 a.m. V Valhalla Rising 09 (HD) Mads Mikkelsen. A mute warrior with super- natural strength escapes his captors and sails to an unknown land with a ship full of Vikings. (NR) (S, V) TMC Sat. 12:50 p.m. Vampires Suck 10 Matt Lanter. In a spoof of Twilight and other films, a pale vampire and a muscular werewolf try to win the heart of a beautiful teen. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MTV Sat. 1 p.m., 9 p.m. Vehicle 19 13 (HD) Paul Walker. A paroled man picks up the wrong rental vehicle and quickly realizes that he is the target of an entire police force. The cops will do anything to stop the corruption testimony of a woman he discovered tied- up in the vehicles trunk. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sat. 1:20 a.m. Virgin Tales 12 (HD) Filmmaker Mirjam von Arx profiles Randy Wilson and his family, who promote the idea of remaining chaste until marriage by stag- ing father-daughter purity balls. (NR) (S, V) SHOW2 Tue. 10 a.m. Volcano 97 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones. A Los Angeles emergency official takes charge when earthquakes and erupting lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Sun. 6:15 a.m.; Thu. 5 a.m. Volunteers 85 (HD) Tom Hanks. An Ivy Leaguer avoids his bookie by go- ing with the Peace Corps to build a bridge in 1962 Thailand. (R) (L, S) MAX Fri. 4:35 a.m. W W. 08 (HD) Josh Brolin. George W. Bush transforms himself from a neer-do- well son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Sun. 10:15 a.m.; Sat. 9 a.m. Waiting... 05 Ryan Reynolds. A womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend and his housemate ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant. (R) (L, S, N) MTV Sat. 1 a.m. Walk the Line 05 (HD) Joaquin Phoenix. Johnny Cash forms an enduring bond with June Carter and struggles with drug addiction on the way to music star- dom. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Mon. 2:50 p.m. A Walk to Remember 02 (HD) Shane West. Forced to tutor students at a school, a young delinquent falls for a ministers daughter. (PG) (L, S) LiFE Sun. 4 p.m. Walking Tall 04 (HD) The Rock. A former Special Forces soldier becomes sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sun. 4:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m. WALL-E 08 (HD) Voices of Ben Burtt. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot jani- tor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. (G) DiSN Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 1 p.m. War of the Worlds 05 (HD) Tom Cruise. A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for sur- vival when hostile aliens invade Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 7 a.m., 5:15 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. Warm Bodies 13 (HD) Nicholas Hoult. The unusual romance between a zombie and a living woman sets in motion a series of events that may transform the entire lifeless world. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 3 p.m. Warrior 11 (HD) Joel Edgerton. An Iraq War veteran finds himself on a collision course with his estranged broth- er when both set their sights on winning a tournament in mixed martial arts. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SPiKE Thu. 11 p.m. The Watch 12 (HD) Ben Stiller. Four members of a neighborhood watch group discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites. (R) (L, S, S, V) HBO Mon. 11:25 p.m. Waterloo Bridge 40 Vivien Leigh. A ballet dancer and a British of- ficer cross stars on the eve of World War I. (NR) TCM Mon. 5 a.m. Waterworld 95 Kevin Costner. A web-footed loner navigates a landless Earth, while a ruthless gangster chases him, a woman and their young compan- ion. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sun. 3 p.m. We the Party 12 (HD) Mandela Van Peebles. A teen who would rather organize dance parties than study sets his sights on a brainy classmate. (R) (L, S) BET Wed. 10 a.m.; Thu. 12 a.m. Welcome to the Punch 13 (HD) James McAvoy. When a notorious criminal is forced to return to London, it gives a veteran detective one final chance to bring the man to justice. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 5:05 p.m.; Sat. 5:40 p.m. West of Zanzibar 28 Lon Chaney. Silent. A jungle ruler lives to ruin the daughter of the man who wronged him. (NR) TCM Wed. 6 a.m. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 62 Bette Davis. A Holly- wood child-star has-been torments her famous sister, now in a wheelchair. (NR) TCM Sat. 2:30 a.m. What Happens in Vegas 08 (HD) Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue. 10:30 a.m. When Harry Met Sally 89 (HD) Billy Crystal. Two Manhattan ca- reerists first hate, then like and eventu- ally love each other over the course of 12 years. (R) (L, S) KPXE Thu. 10 a.m. Where the Heart is 00 (HD) Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a preg- nant teenager leaves her broke and aban- doned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Thu. 11:30 a.m. While the City Sleeps 56 Dana Andrews. Three New York news- men use women and a reporter to find a so-called Lipstick Killer. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 p.m. Whip it 09 (HD) Ellen Page. Stifled in her mothers world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG- 13) (L, S) E! Thu. 3:30 p.m. White Fang 91 (HD) Klaus Maria Brandauer. An orphan joins the Klondike gold rush with his Yukon guide and a wolf-dog. (PG) (V) SHOW2 Sun. 6 a.m. White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf 94 (HD) Scott Bairstow. An Alaskan gold miner and his wolf-dog un- cover a plot by a phony preacher to drive Indians off their land. (PG) (V) SHOW2 Fri. 7 a.m. White Lightnin 09 (HD) Ed- ward Hogg. Dancer Jesco White struggles with poverty, drug abuse and other ills as he strives to follow in his famous fathers footsteps. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 12 a.m. White Oleander 02 (HD) Alison Lohman. A teenager endures a string of foster homes after her mother, a brilliant artist, is convicted of murder. (PG-13) (L, S, V) WGN-A Sun. 3 a.m.; Mon. 2 a.m. Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley 13 (HD) Filmmaker Whoopi Goldberg examines the life and work of stand-up comic Moms Mabley. (NR) HBO2 Wed. 7 p.m. Wife vs. Secretary 36 Clark Gable. A publishers wife begins to think his secretary is more than just his secre- tary. (NR) TCM Sun. 7 a.m. Will 11 (HD) Damian Lewis. An orphan travels across Europe to go to the 2005 Champions League Final in Istanbul. (NR) SHOW2 Thu. 7:15 a.m. Wing Commander 99 (HD) Fred- die Prinze Jr. A rookie space pilot and his reckless friend help defend Earth against a race of malevolent aliens. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Fri. 9:30 a.m. Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day 12 Blair Underwood. The Ames family seems to have a perfect life, until a daughter is kidnapped and old secrets come to light. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Tue. 10 a.m. Wrath of the Titans 12 (HD) Sam Worthington. Perseus enlists the aid of Queen Andromeda, Hephaestus and Poseidons son to rescue Zeus from the underworld, defeat the Titans and save mankind. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Wed. 11:45 p.m. Movies Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings 11 Sean Skene. Young friends fight deformed mutants inside an abandoned sanitarium. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 3 a.m. The Wrong Woman 13 (HD) Danica McKellar. A woman faces a legal night- mare when she becomes the prime sus- pect in the attempted murder of her husbands mistress. (NR) LiFE Sat. 9 p.m. X X2: X-Men United 03 (HD) Patrick Stewart. After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 1:30 p.m. X-Men 00 (HD) Hugh Jackman. Professor Xavier leads Wolverine and other superheroes against Magneto, a mutant who would rule humanity. (PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m. y you Got Served 04 (HD) Marques Houston. Street dancers work together to win a competition worth $50,000 and a spot in a music video. (PG-13) (S) VH1 Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m. your Highness 11 (HD) Danny Mc- Bride. A slacker prince must join his braver brother on a quest to save the brothers fiancee from an evil wizard. (NR) (L, S, N, S, V) COMD Fri. 11:19 a.m.; Sat. 7:30 a.m. youth in Revolt 09 (HD) Michael Cera. A pretentious teenager invents a French alter ego in the hope of finding his way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty neighbor. (R) (L, S) COMD Mon. 12:52 p.m. youve Got Mail 98 (HD) Tom Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. (PG) (L) E! Wed. 8:30 a.m. Z Zardoz 74 Sean Connery. An ex- terminator of Brutals lands in the Vortex and mates with an Eternal in the year 2293. (R) (L, S, N, V) TCM Sun. 1 a.m. Zero Effect 98 (HD) Bill Pullman. An eccentric private detective and his emissary investigate the blackmailing of an Oregon businessman. (R) (L) HBO Wed. 3:45 a.m. Zoe Gone 14 (HD) Jean Louisa Kelly. A detective tries to help a teenager find her kidnapped baby. (NR) LiFE Sat. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m. Movies Soap Synopses For release: 03/22/14 By George Dickie Tribune Media Services (This column is for print use ONLY.) (This column represents on air sum- maries for the week of March 17-21, 2014.) The Bold and the Beautiful Brooke made her pitch to Ridge and was rebuffed. Donna called out Ka- tie over her getting back at Brooke through Ridge. Rick made a decision regarding Wyatt. Aly was upset after Eric demanded she stop treating Wy- att and Quinn badly. An exhausted Aly had what she thought was a conversation with Darla. Bill told Rick that Brooke needed him now more than ever. Rick became infuriated with Ridge after Bill disclosed that Katie faked collapsing to stop the wedding. Katie and Ridge reveled in their newfound love. Brooke turned to the bottle. Days of our Lives Daniel confronted Nicole with the evi- dence from her room. Jennifer took action to determine her harasser. Adrienne grilled Abigail. EJ assured Abigail he would always be a part of his childs life. Sami and Lucas bond- ed over their past. Theresa was sur- prised when Liam said he wanted to get to know her better. Rory and Bev played a prank on JJ that could ruin his chances with Paige. EJ and Abi- gail got the results of the pregnancy test. Ben was upset to learn Jordan was staying in Salem because of Rafe. Brady became jealous after catching Theresa with Liam. Nicole tried to seduce Eric. Maggie explod- ed after catching Theresa with Brady. Daniel and Jennifer hosted a disas- trous dinner party. Awkwardness ensued when Maxine brought up the subject of marriage to Jennifer and Daniel. Eric realized a future with Ni- cole could be complicated. Hope and Aiden came to an understanding. Kate made good on her promise to have dinner with Stefano. General Hospital Michael had to make a critical deci- sion regarding his fathers treatment. Epiphany saw how Robins absence affected Patrick. A visit from family revealed Nathans true motives. Alex- is gave a surprised Molly and TJ her blessing. TJ and Shawn got a blast from the past. Ava questioned Julian about his involvement with Ric. Son- ny asked Alexis for a favor. Camer- ons disappearance made Elizabeth frantic. Lulu confided her feelings about Ben to Lucas. A past love cau- tioned Nikolas about his engagement to Britt. Patrick delivered dire news about AJs condition to Monica and Michael. Ava had a proposition for Sonny. Shawn demanded his visi- tor explain himself. Luke confronted Kiki. Ric advised Cameron regarding Emma. Alexis party date surprised Molly and Sam and caused Sam to confess her romantic past to Silas. Elizabeth finally learned the secret about Ben. Obrecht was infuriated to find Brad ready to reveal the truth to Lucas. Sonny and Alexis looked into the Ric-Julian connection. Lukes vulgar assessment of Britt appalled Nikolas. Sonny consoled a heartbro- ken Spencer. Sams admission to Silas led to a romantic moment. The Young and the Restless Cane told Lily he was looking into Victors assertion that he was set up in the Bonaventure drug scandal. Jack asked Hilary to join Neil as a liaison to Forrester Creations. The homeless man the police questioned after Adam and Billys car accident told Victor he saw a man crawl from the wreckage before the explosion. Kelly and Stitch clashed over Billy and Victoria. Billy asked Victoria to come home. Jill admitted to Lauren she was blackmailed into marrying Colin, while Colin tried to get Jill to admit she loved him. Abby and Tyler found a blog that said they were engaged. Victor told the Cassie impostor to leave town. Paul told Nikki about his conversation with Ian Ward. Lily gave Kelly a job helping her prepare for the fashion show. Soaps