Tipton St John were bowled out for 30 in their first innings. The wicket was soft and slow and took a long time to dry out. The bowlers were slow and accurate with no width and short length.
Tipton St John were bowled out for 30 in their first innings. The wicket was soft and slow and took a long time to dry out. The bowlers were slow and accurate with no width and short length.
Tipton St John were bowled out for 30 in their first innings. The wicket was soft and slow and took a long time to dry out. The bowlers were slow and accurate with no width and short length.
slow slo, adj. not swift: late: behind in time: not hasty: like that wicket at Tipton St John. Im no amateur detective, but I deduced that there had been some recent rain at Tipton St John. It was time for our annual visit to the ground on the banks of the river Otter, almost a home game for me and as I arrived the TSJ chaps were just finishing rolling the wicket, a course of action that can sometimes do more harm than good on a soft wicket as it tends to bring dampness to the surface. It was a dull windless day that promised little in the way of drying and it looked like the gang-mower had been confined to barracks because of the weather as the outfield was long and lush and my initial assessment was that if boundaries were to be scored, they would most likely have to travel the aerial route. Tim went out to win the toss and stick them in, lost the toss and told us we were batting. At the risk of prosecution from the RSPCOC (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Old Codgers) he asked Greg and me to open so we padded up and hobbled out to the square with one good hip between us. My guess that it would be slow was just about the most accurate prediction I have ever made; Ive played on a lot of different wickets but Ive never batted on one as soft and slow as this one. Timing was difficult, the ball holding in the pitch for what seemed an age and even when balls were hit well the outfield acted as a twelfth fielder, slowing the ball so shots that should have been worth four usually resulted in just one run. I have a question for you: What goes whack yes creak creak grunt creak groan creak ouch creak phew? Answer: Buzz and Greg running a single. And boy, did we run some singles. After ten overs we were 30 0 with just a solitary boundary but we were pretty pleased with ourselves. The bowling was slow and accurate with no width and short balls that would normally have been despatched took so long to arrive we had invariably played too early and missed out. Several times Greg went straight and aerial whilst I tended to go back and punch through the covers. We took the score into the forties when Greg decided his body had had enough and Retired Old bringing Bradders to the crease. When even a batsman of the calibre of Bradders struggles to time it you know its a difficult pitch and not many teams drop Bradders three times and get away with letting him score only twenty. I tried an over-ambitious drive and was out LBW for 27, Bradders later remarking that I had actually completed my follow-through and was bringing my bat back when the ball struck me such was the lack of pace in the pitch. Andrew and Martin put together a useful stand, even finding the boundary ropes occasionally but trying to increase the run-rate as our innings entered its last quarter resulted in Martin getting run-out for a very handy 18. Suddenly the runs dried up and we lost a succession of wickets to Tom Birchs diddly-doddlies who ended with figures of 4 for 9 from four overs, including the prize wicket of Andrew who was bowled (playing early, surprise surprise) scoring 20 singles in his 36. James, Tim, AJ, Sam Clark and John Keighley all tried their very best to be positive without too much success but it has to be said that the TSJ boys knew how to bowl on their wicket straight and slow. All our dismissed batsmen, with the exception of Martin who was run out were either bowled or LBW, testament to the virtues of accuracy. We finished on 133 for 8, which seasonally adjusted would have been worth 180 to 190, a total of some merit given the circumstances. The TSJ tea is always of the highest standard and we munched away, plotting the downfall of our opponents. Well, most of us did. The two Sams were somewhat distracted by a couple of teenage girls practicing handstands by the scorebox. Exactly mirroring the start of our innings Tipton opened with a left-hander who looked like he could play a bit and a grumpy right-hander (only joking Greg, I thoroughly enjoyed batting with you, it was like old times. Dont forget we are still owed a fiver by the SOA bloke who bet us we couldnt run a three at Chulmleigh). Tom Keighley started for us and bowled really well, giving the batsmen nothing and even getting a bit of bounce despite the pitch being just about as unhelpful to his style of bowling as you could get. In tandem with AJ he ensured Tipton were under pressure from the start and AJ picked up the wicket of Walker the leftie when he tried to cut a ball that held in the pitch and hit it directly to Buckets Heimann. The odd wide sent Martin sprawling a few times but pressure was applied by our bowlers with support from some fine outfielding by Tom in the deep and Sam Campling patrolling square leg, and after ten overs Tipton were 24 3 with Tim taking one wicket and AJ two. An attempted drive skewed off the outside edge and looped to me at point. Hurriedly making ground (well, hurriedly for me, its all relative) I got my hands to the ball but it spun out and ended up nestling in the crook of my elbow as I lay on the ground. It wasnt one of my most stylish catches but they all count except this one didnt. The batsman was heading for the pavilion when the non-striker (the grumpy right- hander who incidentally must have had X-Ray vision) claimed the ball had hit the ground and bounced up again. The likelihood of a ball bouncing back up off a soft verdant outfield which was probably being eyed up by neighbouring farmers for a silage crop was less than John Merrick the Elephant Man being crowned Miss UK but enough doubt had been sown in the umpires minds and the batsman was recalled. We accepted the decision with good grace (benefit of the doubt and all that) and only two balls later AJ pinned him front with a quicker ball and he headed for the pavilion again, this time on a one-way journey. Like an otter slipping effortlessly into the Otter Tim had slipped effortlessly into captaincy mode, shuffling his bowlers well and keeping fielders slightly deeper than normal to counter the increasingly desperate bottom-handed drives that Tipton were having to attempt. Bradders and James took over bowling duties after AJ had claimed his fourth, dismissing four more batsmen between them with a second catch for Buckets and one for Martin. When Golden Arm Sam Clark bowled the last man with his fourth ball the game was over, TSJ only amassing 59 and our superiority in all three disciplines of the game was underlined. Did I mention the wicket was slow? CCC 133-8, Buzz 27, Andrew 36, T Birch 4 for 9 TSJ 59 AJ 4 for 16, Tim 1 for 8, Brad 3 for 7, James 1 for 13, Sam 1 for 1