Professional Documents
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Democracy... How?
By Michael Prazak
What do we look for in a leader? Is it a nation to see through the empty rhetoric and swaying the mind, and leaders are more than
readily identifiable series of traits, easily meaningless pandering to morality highlights a happy to latch onto the fervor produced by its
measured and tallied in order to determine the great deal of our nations psyche. We want blind faith. Why appeal to logic and reason
viability of the candidate? Or is it more vague everything in five minutes, in easy-to-use when you have an easy to access issue like abor-
than that: is the best any candidate can hope for microwavable packaging. Any spice, other than tions rights to sway the voters any which way
the support of certain strata of society? salt and pepper, damages our sensibilities, and you like. Remember, politicians; be very care-
Regardless of the view, we inevitably decide our risk the possibility of fresh thought and time ful, and never take any strong stance on issues,
leaders. We cast our portion of power into the consuming retrospection. We've been tricked lest you anger Cletus R. Gunhugger and lose his
cycle of democracy and watch hopelessly as our into thinking we are too busy to inform our- altogether important swing-vote in the district
vote gets sucked into the maelstrom. That frac- selves in any other manner than thirty-second of Ionlyreadthenewyorkpostania.
tion of our being, meant to represent the culmi- But, I'm getting overly bitter. That's not
nation of all our hopes, dreams and beliefs is productive, nor is it useful. Instead, I'm going
condensed into a 10 by 4 punch card. Question to take all this bile and anger I feel at this
remains as to the importance of individual unjustified system, and I'm going to apply it to
votes. The reason for this is that we've set up a a situation that needs it. You see, I'm going to go
system in which all votes are not considered onto Superpages.com, and I'm going to call ran-
equal. This is made evident by the fact that a dom listed people in swing states, and I am
majority of the attention in the political race going to have a chat with them. I'm going to ask
has been focused on those key undecided voters them what they know about the candidates, I'm
in the ominously titled "swing" states. going to lend the knowledge I have. I'm going to
This produces a political process that is listen to their perspective and do my best to
altogether undemocratic at its core, and specif- relate. Then together as two human beings
ically seeks the approval of a few who are gen- speaking, we can come to an understanding,
erally uninformed in regard to the issues facing opening each other's eyes to possibilities we
our nation. This causes a backlash effect, in may have never considered. Maybe, it will begin
which those marginalized decided voters in a process that will annihilate the vastly outdat-
non-swing states are made to feel that their vote ed method of the Electoral College, and shift to
truly doesn't count. Furthermore, being politi- a system that actually places faith and individ-
cally savvy and infdrmed, they eventually begin ual value on each vote. So everyone, take all of
to notice the absurdity in the process they are those free minutes you've been saving up for an
participating in, how the equality and individ- emergency and use them now! Call those swing
uality supposedly revered in the American states and maybe play a role in a process that is
psyche is merely a commercial ad, paid for by commercial spots. We aren't. Go out and fuck- supposed to include every individual.
the sponsor of illusion and myth. Paul Bunyan ing read The Times or, while chatting on AIM, Presumably, the founding fathers hadn't antic-
would take an axe to out politics and burn the give a hit to The Guardian UKwebsite. ipated the power of pay-by-the-minute calling
kindling to warm the hearth of Grandma Moses. We live in a fascist state structured by plans.
We don't get leaders we admire; instead, willfully-limited minds, trained to think by
we are given people who we don't necessarily rote rather than reflection. Chanting slogans of
identify with, but are easily relatable to unin- morality, they ignore the reality of situations
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Clash of the Part ies
By Rob Pearsall
As a small aside to the story, this should else on the flyer go? There were supposed to be can break up the media monopolies.
be the issue right before the election. I will be people from the Socialist Workers Party, The Libertarian said that there probably has
printing the answers as best as I can. I had to Conservatives, a Peace and Justice representa- been a lot of censorship and that what happens
write fast, so they might not all be direct tive, and a Working Families representative. in Iraq needs to be shown because we are at war.
quotes, but I think I captured the idea behind Technically, there was a Peace and It is a war that we should not be in. He then
them. I hope you can take the Student Debates Justice Representative, Matt Willemain. He drew a parallel between Saddam's mass graves
and use them in conjunction with information represented Ralph Nader, who is commonly and our actions in other countries that hold
from other media sources and the Presidential associated with the Green Party but is running opposing views.
Debates to make an informed decision. You have under the Peace and Justice/Builders ticket I believe that the question was in
been watching the debates, haven't you? here in New York. During, the debate he was regards to the prison scandal at Abu Ghrai6. I
And I'm late. I'm sorry I missed out on referred to as the Green Party representative so think the Republicans dodged that with the
most of the opening statements. I heard the tail I shall too, for the sake of this article. The questions slight ambiguity and talked about
end of a speech and I heard the Libertarian Socialist Workers Party had cancelled their Iraq's horrors before we were there. The
speak. There were only eight people on stage; appearance at the debate. The Independents Democrats are right, we need to see what's going
I've only heard one and a half. Fro"m what the also had to cancel. The Working Families Party on Iraq to keep it real, it's half a world away and
flyer told me, there are eight viewpoints up and The Conservatives could not send and rep-
there, and now I have to learn what each stands resentatives for the time that the debate was
for the hard way. I haven't missed the questions
yet though. Our timekeeper is John Mascher,
the state board representative for NYPIRG.
Daniel Woulfin, a PhD candidate for History,
was our moderator in this USG co-sponsored
event. I would like to thank Eric Bruzaitis,
project coordinator for NYPIRG, for providing
me with everyone's names.
The first question was from David Ginn
representing The Press. The questioner asked
if the representatives felt that we are at a high-
er terror threat now than we were two years ago.
The Republicans were up to bat first.
Quoting the 9/11 Commission, "We are not safe,
but we are safer." We are safer because of the that alienates us from a very real war we're in.
P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act and by taking the fight to the, I also believe that the media has been pushing
terrorists. Because we're fighting them they war propaganda by silencing events in Iraq; the
don't have a chance to terrorize us at home. (He caskets and Abu Ghraib should be shown to us
went on to say that American occupation in Iraq when they happened, not after that fact.
is "bunk.") We are not occupying Iraq because The last question from The Press asked
we transferred sovereignty; they've had elec- about the current and future state of Social
tions and are now an ally. Security and welfare. The Republicans started
off fierce. They believe in tax-free savings
held. The Republicans consisted of Robert accounts for a retirement nest-egg. A revision
Romano, Alexandra Borodkin, and Erika Smith. of Medicare to cover about 95% of medications.
The Democrats were Jeffrey Lecitra, Robert They said that the Social Security system can't
Reinertsen, and Qais Ghafany. The Libertarian adapt to the population change we've experi-
representative was Adam Martin. enced since it's inception. Once again they
David Ginn fired another question about advocate personal tax-free savings accounts.
media censorship in Iraq to promote patriotism. The Democrats said that Bush's current
The Republican team was quick to say that the plan allows companies to set the prices of
media had shown horrors in Iraq. They spoke healthcare. We should set the prices. Social
about the mass graves that were found. They Security has been under-funded because of
went on to comment about the Oil for Food scan- Bush. Money has been unevenly distributed
dal; they said it was more reason that the war in among the public and workers and the middle
Iraq was justified. class should be getting tax breaks.
The Democrats spoke of a delicate bal- The Green Party said that poverty is a
ance between winning the war and showing a big problem; we need a living wage of $10 an
realistic depiction of Iraq. They pointed out hour. By pursuing tax evasion by the wealthy
Abu Ghraib and the deaths of US soldiers, show- and by cutting the military budget, we would be
ing the caskets of those that died in Iraq, there- able to have free universal healthcare. Tax
by turning the statistics into real people. breaks and universal healthcare sounds peachy
The Democrats fired back that America, The Independent representative said to me. Green-o-crats go!
by being "crusaders" of freedom, is creating there was much censoring, pointing out that The Libertarian said that Congress has
more terrorists because we're throwing our while we saw the statue of Saddam coming down no constitutional control over funding for
weight around. They also said the war in Iraq healthcare and that we should cut healthcare
was not the right thing to do. programs to cut government spending.
The Green Party also attacked the Therefore we wouldn't need high taxes.
Republican stance by saying that elections were SBU-TV was up with the next question,
only in 'pacified' cities. After we're done, we're about state college funding and tuition hikes.
going to maintain bases, and bases means an The Republicans say they've helped financial
occupation. He then said that we need a foreign aid and work study programs; that we're spend-
policy that is based on respect. ing more money on education now than ever
The Libertarian said "maybe" in before. More loans for college and less taxes so
response to that question. He said that our there are more jobs for when we get out of
involvement in any other country is a bad idea. school.
We need to scale back the military to a pre-Cold The Democrats said that the cost of col-
War era. He also stated that the fourth amend- lege has gone up. We need jobs to pay back loans
ment makes the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act unconstitu- and those jobs are going overseas. They advocate
tional. four years education for four years of communi-
,I basically agreed with everyone but the ty service. Countries like Pakistan and Iraq
Republicans; we need a smaller military, the for the whole day, the rest of the world saw the need help in clean-up efforts.
decision to go to Iraq was a bad idea, our current statue juxtaposed with the victims of the war in The Green Party said that if we had tax
foreign policy is bunk, and we've been throwing Iraq, the Iraqi people. He went on to say that we fairness we would have the money to make edu-
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call me, I'll call. you... opinions about affirmative action, but I don't
cation; they have no constitutional right to do The Asian American E-zine asked about think I know enough to make any valid points, so
so. We need a smaller government and less gov- affirmative action. The Republicans said that on to our'next question!
ernment spending. there should be no racial discrimination and no The next question raised the topic of
The Republicans rebutted the idea that appointing because of ethnicity. The Democrats same-sex marriage. Republicans said that mar-
taxing the top 1% of people would solve our said we should protect affirmative action, while riage is left up to the states, and that this is a
problems. Taxing small business would create the Green Party said we should support affir-. states' rights issue, that we can solve this prob-
job-loss, they claimed. The Democrats pointed mative action. The Libertarian representative lem by passing a federal defense of marriage
out that small business does not mean the local savs no affirmative action hbeP.cau amenrlnnmPntn (in the form
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Happy Birthday to Us
Stony Brook University was a far, far different no organization on this campus has undergone so much
S1979. Many of the buildings you see now did change, yet The Press has always somehow followed its
it. Sports were Division III. John S. Toll (there's mission: to inform the campus community, promote
Ni cole o..arry joan Leong- ,t named after him) had just resigned as progress, and incite debate. And we continue to do so;
James Blonde Bill Lewis all you have to do is read this issue. We talk about pol-
;ity President. There was a bar in every quad,
Sarah Cassone Antony Lin Union basement contained a pharmacy, record itics; we talk about homophobia; we talk about sexual
Willy Cibinskas John Mascher nd a barbershop. There was a full slate of cam-' abuse. We don't shy away from controversial, debate-
Tom Clark Jamie Mignone- icerts, and keg parties were allowed, without a inciting statements, opinions, or declarations. Ever.
Juliet DiFrenza Ali Nazir n. That year, Chris Fairhall, Melissa Spielman,- And we're damn funny.
Mike "Bublz" Mike Nevradakis c Brand decided to do something extraordinary. We do it in a style that is unique; not just in
Fabbri Joe Rios. ecided to break away from the traditional, to cre- comparison to other newspapers, but even in compari-
Vincent Festa Joey Safdia h a deviation from the norm that no one who read son to Press staffs of the past. After all, The Press has
nob Gilheany Keith C. Smith -possibly forget it. They decided to create a stu- always looked ahead, not behind. We don't dwell on the
Sam Goldman wspaper modeled after the Village Voice, yet in past, but instead we fiercely embrace the present, as we
Andrew
Tara Lynn Groth wn image. After serious debate, they finally are sure future Press editorial boards will do as well.
Thompson
Jackie Hayes it The Stony Brook Press. And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Claudia Toloza The Stony Brook Press turned 25 years old this
Steph Hayes Twenty-five years later, Stony Brook is awash in
Marcel Votlucka nstruction. You can only have a six-pack in your past Sunday. And for all the History of the Press pam-
Russ Heller Matt Willemain oom. Shirley Strum Kenny is the President. phlets we have scattered throughout Union 060, we
Dan Hofer Chris Williams are Division I, and the administration spares no understand the same thing Fairhall, Brand, and
Adam Kearney Spielman did watching their baby run off the presses:
Brian Wong e reminding you of it. There's just one bar, and
Rob Kruper Jessica vere reminded on the phone by USG Accounting, The real history of The Stony Brook Press has yet
"The Count" Worthington to be written.
re to "go through hoops" (a direct quote) to do any
LeComte
SaUllia iU event. At least there's a barbershop again. Long live The Press.
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To Whom It May Concern: ankles so that change can be shaken from our
this but are forced to fight. There are a few out
near empty pockets.
there who understand this and want to fight. But
You may know me if you are a regular There comes a time when one loses his
ultimately, the source lies outside our parame-
reader of the posting board at. path and must find his way back whence he
ters and in the hands of the few above us who do
StonyBrookSucks.com. While I understand that came. There comes a time when the path goes
not understand and maybe are incapable of
it is not a regular practice to publish anony- astray and before finding one\'s way back to the
understanding that the wellspring of their mis-
mous letters or letters signed with psuedonyms, predetermined route, one must fight a multitude
ery lies in their own hands.
I find it necassary to at least write this and send of battles.
You can only use a power source for so
it to you. Recent events in Polity or, as I like to Isense a new beginning on the horizon. It
long before it starts to run out.
call it, the longest running soap opera in Stony will mean the end of many things and the start
It has come time therefore to say farewell
Brook, may surprise some, even shock them but of many others. On this spot will grow a tree and
to the order as it stands now. But even I know
I am innured to them. I am bored by them. In from that tree will spring new life. Energy is
that we\'ll V'meet the new boss, same as the old
fact, I am just tired of them. If you do not pub- neither lost nor conserved but takes on new
boss\" and the chaos will ensue yet again. And
lish this, I will understand. I would however form.
it is no one\'s fault except those who rob us time
like to share this post that I wrote on the mes- The Dark Lord is looking down upon us
and again.
sage board so that all may see where the true and ready to wipe away the new order he creat-
The thing they have tried to prevent will
evil on this campus lies. It lies not with Polity ed because he realized that once life is given,
continire and continue. . . und so weiter. Your
or with any student therein. It lies not with any life will find a way to overcome any barrier. It
only choice is to leave and let them rule this
disenfranchised student that fights for his will find a way to override control. Life always
land curse by the disgruntled soul of Ward
rights nor does it lie with those in power who finds a way to defy the script..
Melville. For he will continue to curse thre lanr
fight to keep their position as the Haves. The Esams and the Bens and the Oracles
and bring bad karma. .. the bad karma will feed
It lies above. For as Confucious has said, and the Jons and the Andrews will be given new
this wretched place.
the ruler is like the wind and the people are form but the same scenario will replay itself
Und so weiter und so weiter fir Alter und
like the grass that bend to it. It allows things until a new solution is found. A radically dif-
altert amen. -
such as poor displays of democracy. It allows ferent solution. I alm not so much disappointed
the Ben Bravmanns of the world to feel entitled as I am dumbfounded that no one understands
Danke.
to power and to spew forth poorly constructed that the same solutions never produce different
venom. It allows us to have our wallets emptied results.
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and to have us picked up by our collective There are a few out there who understand
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Bush and Birth Coni hol By Kristen Fraley
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to pletely out of pocket. ily planning and health services that provide
shed some light on a topic that is extremely This is not the only case in which Bush "unacceptable" women services. On June 16,
important to millions of young women and men and his'supporters have withheld money from 2004, the Center for Disease Control recently
in the United States and worldwide: if President organizations unless they comply with the revised its guidelines on acceptable education-
George Bush is re-elected his faith based initia- demands placed upon them. Additionally, al materials in clinics that receive federal
tives on abortion and birth-control will funding for their programs. The new regulations
increasingly become more of a threat to a include censoring materials both written and
woman's right to choose and right to a fair and pictorial that is considered "sexually sugges-
impartial sexual education. Most Americans tive or obscene". For example, a pamphlet
know Bush's stance on abortion, however, Bush's describing the correct way to use a condom
position on contraception and sex education is could be deemed inappropriate. The new regula-
tions also demand that all educational materials
not as widely known. President Bush would
ideally like to limit availability of contracep- include information on the "lack of effective-
tion and sex education, eventually replacing it ness in condom use." As an alternative to this
with his plan for abstinence-only education.. sexually inappropriate material, Bush suggest-
Planned Parenthood has be.gun television ads to ed promoting only abstinence. Any clinic dis-
persuade voters -in swing states, telling voters covered using inappropriate materials could
about his anti-contraception views. Since have their federal funding taken away.
President Bush began his term in office he has Potentially, this could lead to some clinics
made several goals related to reshaping the fam- being forced to shut down due to lack off funds,
ily planning system to fit his ideals. or drastically raising their prices in order, to
"Bush and his supporters-want to defeat remain afloat.
further legislation requiring that insurance President Bush would like to limit our
companies provide coverage for prescription access to birth control and sexual education
contraceptives and devices. In fact, President materials, instead replacing them with an absti-
Bush has already taken action to stop insurance nence-only policy. He aims to accomplish this
coverage for contraceptives. Last month, Bush by taking away previously approved federal
installed what is being referred to as a "faith- funding from programs he and his supporters
based" health plan by removing a budget provi- believe to be inappropriate. Regardless of your
sion for birth control from the insurance cover- religious or political beliefs, President Bush is
age of many federal employees. This means that women's health clinics such as Planned straying further and further away from the sec-
should a federal employee choose to use contra- Parenthood have already suffered as a result of ular principals on which our country was
ception, by no means will her insurance policy Bush and his appointed government officials. founded. Can we possibley accept this for four
cover it, and it will have to be paid for com- Bush aims to freeze any federal funding for fam- more years?
primary prevention method, this statement has Economically, it appears tha t "the rich choice... Chaos? Civil war? We'll take our
no bearing on already pregnant women. are getting richer and the poor are ge tting poor- chances - just take your puppets, your tanks,
President Bush is essentially dodging the ques- er," so to speak, under President Bus h's current your smart weapons, your dumb politicians,
tion with a solution he considers "a viable policies. As Senator Kerry so aptly asserted at your lies, your empty promises, your rapists,
alternative" to abortion, which it will never be the final Presidential debate, he wil[1 work for your sadistic torturers and go."
and -denies Constitutional rights to pregnant the "average American family," not the already Bush may be the more "decisive" of the
women.. wealthy, unlike Bush who is supporti nig the "top two- rushing us into Iraq with vigor, certainty,
We have witnessed efforts from the 1% of America." Additionally, Pres ident Bush and enthusiasm-but these seemingly "positive"
President's incumbency to weaken access to has incurred a huge deficit uponi America. characteristics aren't positive at all. I'd cer-
contraceptives, keep doctors from discussing During the Clinton administration, 20 million tainly much rather have John Kerry's so-called
abortion with patients, "freeze funding for fam- new jobs were created, and Ameri ca experi- "'wishy-washy" decision-making any day; he is
ily planning" or medical procedures when a enced a surplus of $1.5 trillion. a sober man who deliberates and gives fore-
woman's health is at risk, and denying a woman Of course, there still remairis the ever thought 'to his plans. John Kerry pledges that,
her right to choose. Senator Kerry, on the con- controversial topic of the preemptive Iraq inva- under his leadership, America will undergo
trary, believes one-hundred percent in a sion by the Bush. administration. A(ccording to less violence, experience greater civil liberties,
woman's right to choose, will support cancer former Vice President Al Gore, "we a re less safe more time and effort devoted to the "Average
research, and work to reduce the pay gap that because of [Bush's] policies. He Ihas created American family," and what can be, overall, a
currently exists between men and women. more anger and righteous indignatior a against us promising future.
Since we are discussing issues at the as Americans than any leader of our country in
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According to an Arabian proverb, "Four "talk" to the administrator, my counselor, who I meetings that are aimed to help students and not
things come not back - the spoken word, the was sent to see from The Ombud's office on cam- to hurt the,people. It is not my job to bring to
sped arrow, the past life, and the neglected pus (which happens to be the one of the very few light all the faults of SBU; if the college here
opportunity." places on campus that is able to help), wanted really cares, then they can get someone else to
I am Tommy Walker, and it is within the me to do the campus' job by pointing people do that. For one year, I had tried to get help
wake of recent events and statements that I find where I could go for my need for help. I hap- from the college, for one year my voice was not
myself once more writing to the people of Stony pened it find that rather sad that SBU is so heard. Now that my words are in print, now that
Brook University. It has been a week or so since unable to do their job,'that we the students have my words are being read by students, parents,
my article "Anyone Listening" has appeared in paid for, that SBU needs a student to submit staff, the would-be SBU student, and people that
The Press. Since then, I have overheard and something to The Press as a way to point out to come to the campus for events, SBU seems to
been told by other students that they where people where they can go for help. care.
either moved to tears or found themselves very My name is Tommy Walker. I have found
much affected by what I had to say. After what support from the members of The Stony Brook
I had to say was printed, I had found people Press (which should, by my views, get more
from The Stony Brook Press, The Stony Brook money, for all the good they do), the CSA, which
Shisha Smokers, members from the LGBTA, CSA, has its office in the SAC by the Seawolf market-
and other student groups have told me (not place, Mr. Wong, the president of USG (who hap-
knowing who I was) that they support me. pens to really care about the student body), the
While people were reacting to what was Ombuds office, which knows more about where
printed, I had found something that was rather to go than the staff of the college at large, and
shocking to me. One of the things I had found the University Counseling Center. Clubs like
out was that the RHD of Cardozo College in Roth the LGBTA, The Press, CSA, and The Stony Brook
Quad had requested The Press staff e-mail her a Shisha Smokers all have been of help. With
copy of my printed article. In addition; I found these clubs, I have found that the members of
myself talking to someone in the SAC who hap- these clubs are willing to help you our regard-
pens to be in an administrative role in this less of who or what you are, at no time was even
school. My job is not to be the one to tell people made to give a name or felt unwanted by them.
While sitting there with them, they had that the University counseling center on the As far as off-campus support, there is always
"voiced" that they where shocked by what was second floor of the infirmary by H-quad is able one's family and if you, or someone else, is a
printed and that their first concern was "my to help. It is not my job to pick up the sack of victim of a sex crime, you can call the police or
well being." To that I have to ask, where was the rope that is dropped by SBU, nor the staff which the VIBS hot line, (631)360-3606.
schools concern when I went to them? Where seems to be what they want people like me to do It is due to SBU not being able to do their
was their concern when I was bleeding or when and the good staff members of The Press to do. job that I had to do this. At no time had I seen
I when to talked to my RHD, or my Quad direc- Our job is to be college students and to point out a written reaction or response within The Press,
tor, who never seemed to have time to talk to a to the people that are running this business of The Statesman, or StonyBrookSucks.com from
student who went to them? Where was the higher education that they are dropping the the college over my article. To the best of my
school's concern when I when to the Women's ball. As well, I am very distressed to hear memory, I don't even recall the school here
center looking for help when they still have not myself while in Admin to drop off some papers, addressing any of my problems when I went to
done anything? hearing staff openly talking in front of people them for help. Yes, I have finally found some-
The people from the school even dared to that they think that I am not real and that my thing now, but it is too little too late; The col-
lay claim that my involvement in groups outside painful article was printed was a fake. lege can't go back in time and fix the problems
my building was me doing what they "wanted." When I walked over to the staffers there that happened when I asked them for help; As a
The truth of the matter is that they wanted me in admin to ask them there names so that I can college student, I don't have the time nor have it
to get farther involved in my building and, now walk into President Kenny's office to tell her as my job to get things in print for the college as
that I am involved in stuff outside my building, what kind of clod-heads that she has there, the to where someone can go for help. With staff
the administrator now wants to take credit for people covered up their ID tags and walked away from the college wanting me to do the work that
it. It is also that the staff of the Stony Brook with out saying a word. It is as bad as having they should be doing, I have to ask them why
Counseling Center contacted The Press office someone run USG Senate meetings while they don't they send in something to The Stony Brook
"out of concern" for my well being. Yet like my either can't count or don't know how to run the Press or post on StonyBrooksucks.com?
Resident Life.. president. Forget about the moral implications paid for?
and the scientific implausibility for a minute. Education would be a priority of this
He (all presidents have been male thus far) idealist president. He would make sure there
would be well-versed in both domestic and for- was enough money for children to be tested for
eign policy. A sensitive man, he would be disabilities that impair equal educational
Continued... unafraid to show compassion to opinions and
cultures that were not his own. This utopian
access. Mainstreaming disabled students, when
possible, would work better when more atten-
tion is paid to appropriate services for the stu-
vision of a president would have traditional
By Joe Rios masculine traits of rationality, courage, and dent.
o
meal plans, which means that they are being am
i i 11 T prnl
rin c i 1italtiePand
hr attention
ambiti on.
FORCED to throw away at least a thousand dol- Yet he would to name a few, limit educa-
lars! Of course, don't get me started on the with the concept of loI y. The reason is clear.
"value" aspect of the meal plan, because to do so nations. This perfect pr eel discouraged by obstacles
would probably give me an aneurism. No matter the example of integ ave been reduced by proper
how hard you crunch the numbers, it doesn't Nations, organized in th ations tend to drop out of high
add up! tury to settle confli ven if a learning disabled stu-
Time for some real information about nation-states, would raduates from high school,
how living on campus SUCKS. Some (but not all) perceived by him as uneven playing field they
of the people you live around have no respect for friend. He would use ,experienced limits their
the living environment. And you know who I'm diplomacy in as many Soptions for college.
talking about. These are the people that rip situations as possible I Colleges still look at
message boards and flyers off the wall. These Resorting to war, espec SAT scores and high
are also the people that break doors so that RSP a time when nuclear an rade point averages. If a stu-
can't keep them closed for YOUR SAFETY! These logical weapons' exist, Sonly needs teachers to make
xtra effort does not get tested
are the people that litter around your hallway be the last option.
and piss on the toilet seat. Thanks, guys! You Terrorism, a c( Sor she is less likely to have
make this a real great place to live! horrible strategy empl( .rade point average. This
hate Americans, woul Letrimental to the educational
This ideal president
American political, e< :, caring teachers, both main-
gious leaders to come 3pecial education, especially,
of why. Realizing the c id accordingly. Good schools
grievance, besides en' oven to be good not by test
lead to a better, more s ce a student's socioeconomic
rot. This utopian presi nfluence test results. Instead,
ror is a concept, a d< f students going on to college
ool will show how successful
stopped, but not a
words, terrorism is not vas.
Democracy an st president would know that,
benefit workers can cc sensible economic
aeinpliy. polue
for-
and envi
Rights of working Americans eign- policy, a- polluted envi-
universal health care funded ronment would render his
by taxes, a minimum wage reforms less enjoyable.
that can actually support a worker and their After working at an utopian workplace, the
family, and workplace safety measures would future American would like to run outside with
result. A healthier' worker is a happier worker, their children. Yet the air is too dirty to
and this would be one of his credos. breathe, and the trees are all gone. Stars cannot
Gays would not have to fear amendments be seen at night with a sky of smog over areas
to the Constitution limiting their freedoms. once so unpolluted that constellations could be
This president would know that the members of spotted.
the GBLT (gay, bisexual, lesbian, and. transgen- This great president would refuse to
If anything has ever broken in your der) community have it hard enough as a minor- deny his grandchildren the ability to admire
room, or in your bathroom, I hope to God it was- ity. He would be aware of how religion, the stars. He would want them to be able to
n't something important, because you are going provincial thinking of towns, family expecta- breathe freely, without needing an asthma
to be waiting a while. Last year, we had two tions, and peer pressure all have an impact on inhaler to survive. He would encourage alter-
leaky sinks that would flood our bathroom on a this subculture. A person can show empathy native energy sources, such as solar .power. He
daily basis. We put in work orders every other for a minority without having to be a minority. would pass strict legislation against companies
He would support Native American that pollute. Conservation of trees and land is
day for a month until it got fixed. We thought
the problem was fixed, but lo and behold, this tribes who want to increase the income on one of the many environmentally sound policies
year we're flooded again, putting us back to reservations through tobacco and casinos, et he would become proud of. The air would be
square one! In one case, a hallmate's doorknob cetera. Though he may not approve morally of clean to breathe once again. Stars would no
broke off, leaving him TRAPPED in his room. smoking or gambling, he would not judge Native longer be hidden by smog.
You could only get in, but not out. He called the Americans in their right to improve their qual- These solutions would not cure all of
quad office for help, and they told him to put in ity of life. It was more immoral when Native this nation's problems. Yet, to have politicians
a work order. After I went and let him out, he Americans were forced onto reservations in the not even try to address the critical, persistent
went down there and demanded a new doorknob nineteenth century and cheated out of their problems faced by citizens for decades is fool-
be put on, right away! They insisted that he just land. This president, would recognize how ish. Who will most resemble this ideal presi-
put in a work order and it would be taken care the centuries-old discrimination against the dent? Who will stop trying to please conserva-
of in a few days. A FEW DAYS! This is a man who Native American people contributed to illitera- tives? Who will stop trying to escape the scar-
couldn't get out of his room unless someone let cy and poor health they currently endure. let letter of liberal? Bush has very few charac-
him out. Does someone see something wrong with He would allow for progress in technol- teristics found within this great leader. Kerry
that? ogy and the economy, while respecting the envi- has a multitude of these traits. Politicians,
Well now I've put into perspective the ronment. Tax cuts would not exist in times of conservative and liberal, live to please. Maybe
sheer stupidity of what goes on when you live on war, allowirg enough money for war expendi- when they start doing what is right, regardless
campus, and most students don't have much of a tures. Tax cuts would be nonexistent for the of how it plays with the team they are on, they
choice, but if you do, off-campus housing any- wealthy. Only families and individuals who will lead.
one? are in the middle- class and lower-class would
benefit from tax cuts. If tax cuts are haphaz-
Pag 11
Towards My Fellow Mlan
By Miguel Sanchez
"Of course the people don't want war. But after itself it only serves to damage the constitution- rights We are seen in the world not as libera-
all, it's the leaders of the country who 'deter- al integrity of this country. Since the consti- tors but aggressors out to dominate dwindling
mine the policy, and it's always a simple matter tution is founded mainly under the Bill of resources and downsize any potential rival. It
to drag the people along whether it's a democra- Rights (its ironic to think that if the neo-con- is this view as Imperial aggressors, that we are
cy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a servatives had it their own way in the 1700's, becoming more endangered everyday than
communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the there would be no Bill of Rights), many of the secured. That our children will reek the con-
pe6ple can always be brought to the bidding of legislative actions proposed by neo-conserva- sequences of a nation in debt for the sake mili-
the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tives, like the Patriot Act (and its possible tarism, that the impoverished and underprivi-
tell them they are being attacked, and denounce extension) can set a track of unlimited uncon- leged will not be given any equal chance to suc-
the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and expos- stitutional power to the Federal government. ceed (above the economic elites of this nation)
ing the country to greater danger." Powers that can put at risk many of the sacred because of our debt, and those who dissent will
constitutional rights of this nation. be struck down for their political differences.
-Hermann Goering Furthermore, the rights of minorities (those of
Nazi Leader working class, those of different gender, those To Say
Nuremberg Trials of different race and culture, and etc.) can be
ideally limited in an anti-democratic environ- I urge the human race to take heed of ter-
Introduction ment. Remember this anti-democratic feeling rorism and the potentially catastrophic conse-
is fueled by fear. It is this fear (as logical and quences it entails on global peace. But in our
Here I have come to a self-awakening intense as it can be to a person) that perpetrates heed, in our vigilance, and in our need for secu-
regarding how I see the human race as a whole the un-American argument and severely limits rity we cannot lose sight of that which we are
(and my opposition towards the neo-conserva- the free exercise of speech to dissenters who do trying to protect. We are not here to protect
tive tendency of anti-multiculturalism, anti- not share in the status quo in American eco- Imperialism, militarism, nationalism, and etc.
homosexuality, anti-international law, anti- nomic and military policy. We are here to protect the human race. .We
economic rights, anti-democracy, etc). Here must be motivated at all cost to protect democ-
towards my fellow man, do I say that these ten- To Acknowledge racy, human rights, international law anrd-jus-
dencies are reactionary approaches to a world tice, and constitutionality as the prerequisite
that they have no control over. Or in other I will now acknowledge what I have long for a peaceful multicultural civilization. I am
words, a world they are losing their grip on. It tried not to acknowledge. That the United no t an authority over this issue, but I am an
is that loss of control (in how they define moral- States is.acting on an Imperialist policy. A observer. And as a keen observer (I would
ity, religious involvement in social affairs, pri- policy that threatens the very survival and hope) I see the potential for catastrophe and the
vatization, international cooperation, and civil existence of American Constitutional democra- potential for success over this war on fear and
rights) that they form a basis to deny progres- cy, a policy fueled by fear and the total igno- terrorism. If we learn to work and function
sive ideals. And in their negative attitude rance of the American population (in many ways under the guidance of courage, love, wisdom,
towards progressive ideals, they accused liber- it is the haven of an ignorant Patriot), and a and the fundamental protection of civil liber-
als of conspiring against the "sanctity" and policy that denies or even recognizes the exis- ties, we can succeed well above the expectations
security of their country (the United States). tence of the United Nations, International Law, of fear and aggression. For that, I have my faith
Most neo-conservatives are so anti-intellectual and the World Court of Justice. It is these and hope for humanity and its potential for
that they accuse any scientist, philosopher, denials, that they have been able to render these success. But I remain vigilant in its potential
civil libertarian, and anyone who disagrees with universal international laws (establish right for failure.
their views, that they are liberal conspirators. after World War II to prevent another Imperial
Out to take away the American way of life and Nationalistic aggressor) as ineffective and Thank You,
damage the United States hegemony over the hence disregard it. As an Imperial Economic
world in the economy and military. This reac- power, we have lost all integrity and love in the Miguel Sanchez
tionary approach is so anti-democratic, that in world for our system of democracy and human American Humanist Association
,- · II I r
simply from the quote in the first Spider-Man asked me, I'll go into some more technical please e-mail me at media_ethics@excite.com.
movie "libel is print, slander is spoken". Now specifics. One of the most important specifics As a side note, I asked that if you read my
we'll get into what actually is libel and slan- to remember is-that name-calling and words last article, for you to please e-mail The Press,
der. Aside from being against university said in anger don't count. Again, it needs to be no matter who you are and at least let me know
guidelines, it's also an actual legal matter, oft specifically untrue things that can be shown to someone is reading what I'm writing. I'm ask-
decided upon in a court of law. have harmed a person. Things that are simply ing the same again this week, and in case you
For the most part I'll be using the words offensive and insulting don't count. For are afraid to let The Press know you are actual-
libel and slander interchangeably, as the laws instance, if I were to write an article about Joe ly a reader, I've set up this e-mail address for
that cover them are pretty similar, and what Filippazzo and call him all kinds of horrible you to communicate with me. I hereby
falls under libel and slander is also very sim- names, I couldn't get in trouble. But if I write swear/affirm that all letters and submissions
ilar. The chief difference being what kind of a piece about how Joe subsists on a diet made received by me to that address that are asked to
media the attack appears in. Questions of libel entirely of the blood of babies, he might have be kept confidential will be. That means all
and slander are often difficult to answer, and cause to sue me. However, proving damage you administrators who secretly love the press
often'times blurred. might be difficult as that claim may even gain and/or my column are not safe to do so, without
The most important thing to remember him more respect around the office. any chance of even the rest of the staff at the
about libel and slander is that it's easily Essentially, a libel or slander suit is a paper, or your co-workers knowing you tainted
avoidable. - Step one; don't print conceivably defamation suit. If you've been defamed, you your hands with our ink.
negative information about someone, especially have cause; if not, suck it
if it is untrue. Step two, if you print something up. Libel arid slander
about an individual, especially when it relates laws constantly have to
to their character; make darn sure it's correct. teeter on the edge of con-
If you do have a piece that speaks of flicting with the first
-someone personally, or really tears into their amendment, but in gener-
performance on a job, etc., make sure that this al, cases that actually are
person is a public figure. You really can't just won are fairly obvious
talk about how much you hate your neighbor and clear. It must also be
Bob because he has a nicer lawn then you. If said that Governmental
you go after someone and they are not consid- entities cannot sue in
ered a public person, you can get in a lot of matters of libel or slan-
der, although a govern-
ment official can bring
suit for statements about
the official personally.
One thing that many peo-
ple don't know is that
libel is a civil matter and
the worst that can happen
is the plaintiff can sue
you for all the money
you've ever had and then
some. In other words,
awards are solely mone-
tary if awarded. If you
trouble. Don't use their name and don't give too are found guilty of libel
much specific detail about that person. Saying you can't go to jail or
something like, "a person I know does ____ really have a criminal
is one thing, but saying, "the guy who lives at record of any kind. There
34-76 east Elm Street is a moron" is another. are a few states where
Public figures don't enjoy the same protection defamation is considered
of their privacy and, as such, can be spoken a criminal offense but
about with a few more liberties. The assump- even so, I'd imagine jail
tion is that if someone is a newspaper editor, time for defamation to be
actor/actress, university president, etc., that almost unheard of.
they are accepting the scrutiny of the public To conclude, I'd
eye to a degree. Being critical of politicians like to point out a few
and others is an important right of having free things that might help
speech. someone faced with a
However, you still can't just say whatev- prospective libel or slan-
er you'd like about a person. You can be sued der suit. Plaintiffs win-
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- By Jason Ng
So, one day I'm talking to one of my tionship with them or not. I guess the one per- putting your best effort into one relationship.
friends and the discussion takes a turn towards son at a time thing is just my little innocent The problem with this is that seldom do you
relationships, as most do. She started telling old-fashioned-ness. I alwa3ys felt that when you 'meet that one person you're going to spend the
me about her ex and how she would only date were looking for someone to be with, it would be rest of your life with by only dating one person.
guys of her own nationality (I'm trying not to get out of mutual respect to on ly see one person at By seeing other people at the same time, you
anyone in trouble with specifics). That kinda a time. That way you put y our undivided efforts don't overly commit yourself and basically, put
bummed me out because I was trying to ask her into one relationship at a ti me. all your eggs in one basket. Essentially, you
U
out when she told me the specifics of her rela- gain experience and fine tune what you're look-
tionships (you may have guessed by now I did- ing for in a person instead of settling down with
n't fit the criteria). Anyways, that's beside the the first person you find. , This way, you don't
point. £ settle for anything less than what you're look-
So another time, she starts showing me incg for in that nprs.•n vno rpallv want ton hp wiith
pictures from high school. I spotted someone I've made the mistake of setting my
completely out of her criteria and was quick to sights on only one girl at time and I'll let you
point him out. She then told me that she was just know, I ended up a puddle of low self-esteemed,
"seeing" them, and that that was different from. no confidence crap. It's somewhat naive to think
dating or going out with them. This baffled me. that the one person you're aiming for is des-
I had heard dating rules like this before, but I tined for you even before you really get to know
never really took the time to understand them. them. I think the getting to know someone part
As it turns out, I was just old-fashioned. is the major process that determines whether
I finally learned that "seeing" someone is an you were meant to be with them. In closing, I
initial step where the couples seeing each o-ther guess I'm just trying to say that I still think it'd
can still see other people. Then I think, but be great to only date one person at a time, and
could be wrong, that dating is the next step. I expect that in return from someone in however
guess there's less or no seeing other peope-1 serious a relationship you're in, However, I
And finally, there's the level of boyfriend and think it's even more important that you not set-
girlfriend. I think that's when you go out for tie for What vou have .but to reaNllv aim for
lengths of time and actually really-care about someone you really want to be with and spend
each other. See, the way I went through high the moments of you're life with. Life is short,
school and up till now, I had believed that, you shouldn't settle for anyone you wouldn't
regardless of how long you intended to be with want to spend whatever little time you have left
someone, you would only be with one person at witn.
a time. I also thought that seeing someone, dat- I soon realized that my point of view has
ing them, and being boyfriend and girlfriend its positives and its negatives. On one hand, we
were all the same. You were either in a rela- can describe the mutual respect aspect and the
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Michael
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·I "ust Lose It"
By Joe Rios
The glove is coming off in a battle video from the air. Robert Johnson, founder and shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me.
between Michael Jackson, and tapper Eminem CEO of BET stated the following with regard to In retrospect, Michael Jackson has lost
over the video fc the video being pulled off the air, "BET pulled all of his status. This might reflect a reason as
"Just Lose It." the video because we, feel it. is inappropriate to to why he is so irritated at Eminem. Jackson
,Pop was irate o use our network to air a video disparaging once had the level of popularity and status that
video that featu Michael's character, or that of any other Eminem has now, and losing that may have left
dressed as 8 celebrity." In an interview at a Los Angeles some bitterness\ in Jackson which is a shame
Michael Jackson, radio station, Jackson vented his frustration because in his day he was one of the greatest
with the one glov over the new video. Jackson stated, ""I am very musicians of his day, and to see him on such a
In the v angry at Eminem's depiction of me in his video. spiral is heart wrenching. The only hope for
Eminem pokes fu I feel that it is outrageous and disrespectful. It Michael now is that when the dust settles, he
Jackson's c] is one thing to spoof, but it is another to be isn't injail, and will still have something left of
molestation char demeaning and insensitive." his reputation. Of course, should he manage to
against him. This is, however, not the first time that do so, I have a word of advice for Michael; Stop
addition he she Michael Jackson has faced ridicule from some- putting yourself into positions where you can
Jackson being vol one. In the spring, there was an episode of South be accused of molesting little boys!
ited on by Emine Park in which Jackson was ripped apart by the
his hair catchi writers for his nose work,, and accusations of
fire, and even h child molestation. On one interesting note "This just in:
nose falling off, though, there was not as much of an uproar over
blatant jab at hi the cartoon as there was over Slim Shady's new
The Stony Brook Press is online at
recent cosmeti video. www.thepress.info
surgeries. Thei Regardless of how pissed of the King of
is of course Pop gets over his video, it is EXTREMELY and... wait a second, I'm getting
part of the vi( unlikely that it is going to be yanked off the air,
that separates and neither MC Hammer, nor Pee-Wee Herman
something else here... It would
from the u have made any noticeable complaints about the seem to be the case that I
offending that ] video (and yes, they both got poked fun at in the
talent for. At th video as well). Furthermore, the thought of have no personality...
the video', the Mi Eminem being pulled off the air just because
look alike, who someone was offended is highly unlikely. If
Humph, 'Magine that."
Eminem in costu
sitting on a bed,
Eminem wa's taken off the airwaves just because
someone was offended, he would still be work- SPlanned Parenthood'
S Hudson Peconic, Inc
dren jumping on ing a 9-5 job in Detroit!
behind The single for "Just Lose It," is in stores Services:
Something that right now, and the entire album "Encore," will gyn check-ups pregnancy testing
birth control options counseling
been judged by hit the shelves November 1 6t h. In the meantime, testing & treatment for STIs surgical & medical abortion
emergency contraception prenatal care
ple around me the radio stations will continue playing the hell
"Fucked Up." out of."Just Lose It." One notion that came to me Call
Jackson during the writing of this article is that in this 1-800-230-PLAN
to be connected to the center nearest you
very upset over modern day, most people are not taking Michael
new video, threa Jackson very seriously anymore. The last album Center locations:
Amaansett Huntinaton. Patchoaue.Riverhead.Smithtown. West Islio
ing to sue, and demanding that networks pull he put out is generally accepted as a massive
the video off the air. So far, MTV is still show-
ing it, although BET has decided to yank the
failure, and now for the second time he is facing ia1e 5
charges of child molestation. Fool me once,
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Chicken
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By Matthew Rammelkamp
I have been offended one too many times unable to get to food, and are eaten alive by mal welfare during slaughter. The carcasses of
by Chicken recently and' it's almost made me other chicks. Some crippled chicks are unable these chickens are then de-feathered, dismem-
puke, so now is my time to vent. I was walking to reach the water dispensers, and simply die of bered, and disemboweled. Each step in the
around the Union food court to use their thirst. "Broilers now grow so rapidly that the process makes the chicken bodies less recogniz-
microwave and all I smell is the rotting corpses heart and lungs are not developed well enough to able, to the point that it is hard for us to remem-
of dead chickens. I'm getting some soup in the support the remainder of the body," admits an ber that the wing, nugget, or chicken leg you
SAC and I see people with thighs, legs, and industry journal. In these conditions, the facto- buy came from living, breathing animals.
wings of dead birds. I am walking in the library ry owners accept that many of their chickens Inside factories where low-paid employ-
and I see day-glow pink flyers on the walls say- are going to die. You may think they would loose ees work with animals day after day, they often
ing "Got Chicken? Got Jesus?" It seems that money this way. However, researchers for cut themselves. Employee turnover is among the
everywhere I go on this campus; I can't seem to another industry'journal write that "It is more highest among all other occupations. To relieve
escape from seeing people eat these beautiful profitable to grow the biggest bird and have frustrations of the horrible working conditions,
birds that are just as smart as your pet! And it increased mortality...simiple calculations sug- some of the workers take their anger out on the
seems the more churches I pass, the more I see gest it is better to get the weight and ignore the animals. Over this' past summer, you may have
meat on a grill. At a church in Port Jeff, I saw a- mortality." seen on national television the undercover
~ion for nan Alrohnlir• A n nnvm-nm footage
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_ - - - - .animal
- - - _ abuse
„ _ „ _ at- a
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co-"Chicken BBQ" meeting. The last chicken farm in West Virginia, which
straw was when someone from a reli- was investigated by People of the
gious cult on campus tried to' get me Ethical Treatment of Animals. This
read their scripture when they had particular factory was investigated
tiny wings .all over their plate, and because the plant won an award for
their breath smelled like chicken being the KFC "supplier of the year."
soup. Well, let me tell you a little Caught on film were workers picking
about chicken... up chickens and throwing them into
The average American. eats the concrete wall like footballs,
more than 75 pounds of chicken meat deliberately and maliciously stomp-
every year. But our appetite for ing on them violently, and kicking
chicken has come at a high cost, often them like punting a football. A
hidden from consumers. When you simultaneous investigation into the
buy chicken meat from the school supplier of the year of KFC in the
cafeteria or a restaurant, it is easy to United Kingdom also produced
forget that the food you are eating shocking footage. All of this is avail-
comes from an animal. Most people able to download on petatv.com or
don't know how the meat was pro- kfccruelty.com.
duced. They see the end product: cut The conditions documented at
and shrink wrapped, or battered and the KFC slaughterhouses are not
deep-fried, without thinking twice. uncommon, they are the industry
You may have a picture, left standard. The fact that the US and the
over from elementary school, of UK "supplier of -he-year" award went
chickens clucking in a barnyard, or to these plants is proof that these are
scratching and pecking at the earth. not isolated incidents. Many times,
But for the vast majority of the 10 animal welfare advocates write a let-
billion chickens raised and killed in ter to companies, requesting a tour of
the 1 United States each year,, little their factory farm, only to not be
A 1- "-0 ,1-"
Paws6
Chicken for Jesus? Contnue dn..
By Matthew Rammelkamp
Study of Animal Behavior in the United and free up the 70% of the grain we waste on of hamburger, and all milk tastes the same. To
Kingdom, shows chickens learning which bowls producing meat, in order to feed famished vegetarians, you can have soy milk, rice milk,
contain food by watching television, learning to mouths? The exponential growth of our popula- almond milk, even hazelnut or even corn milk!
peck a button three times in order to obtain tion is causing our species to destroy pristine Meat eaters might have peanut butter and jelly
food, and learning how to navigate a complex and ancient tracks of rainforest in South every once in a while, which is a great vegetari-
obstacle course in order to get to a nesting box. America and Indonesia, driving indigenous cul- an option, but exploring a health food store, you
In 2002, the PBS documentary The Natural tures to the brink of extinction, as they are will find almond butter, soy nut butter, cashew-
History of the Chicken exposed that "chickens forced to make way for the meat industry. The macadamia butter, and an great expansion of
love to watch television and have vision similar rainforest potentially holds the key to the cures your taste buds. If you live on campus, I recom-
to humans. They also seem to enjoy all forms of for cancer, AIDS, Alzheimer's, ALS, and other mend taking a trip to Wild by Nature (one mile
music, especially classical. "Like us, chickens diseases. One-fourth of all pharmaceuticals east on 25A), or Trader Joes (one mile west on
form strong family ties and mourn when they contain a substances originated in the rain- 347 in Smith Haven mall parking lot). Still,
lose a loved one. Dr. Joy Mench, director and forests, yet we haven't explored them all before there is no need for special stores; every single
professor of the Center for Animal Welfare at we're destroying them! In addition, these are supermarket carries several of the major brands
the University of California at Davis explains, our planets lungs we are destroying; will the of vegetarian "meat alternatives" such as
'Chickens show sophisticated social behav- Morningstar Farms, Boca Burgers, and
ior...That's what a pecking order is all about. Gardenburger. They also should carry at least
They can recognize more than a hundred other Silk soymilk (who use windmills!) and Vitasoy.
chickens and remember them. They have more In addition, almost any supermarket now car-
than thirty types of vocalizations." Dr. ries Tofutti "ice cream", but I recommend
Christine Nicol of the University of Bristol health food stores for more options on flavors.
explains, "Chickens have shown us they can do -Many of these products are made from soy,
things people didn't think they could do. There which not only has no cholesterol, low fat, and
are hidden depths to chickens, definitely." has no risk of getting food poisoning, but the
Kim Sturla, who runs Animal Place, a FDA says that "25 grams of soy protein per day
sanctuary for abused and discarded farmed ani- may reduce the risk of heart disease." Trust me;
mals, has seen chickens show affection and it will do a lot more than just that. It will help
empathize for one another. She recalls an prevent diabetes, obesity, stroke, even osteo-
endearing story about two elderly chickens that porosis! Going vegetarian is the most healthiest
were rescued from a city dump. "Notorious Boy" thing you can do in your life, it even fights can-
and "Mary" bonded and would roost on a picnic cer; according to the American Dietetic
table together. One stormy night during a hail- Association, vegetarians have lower rates of
storm, Sturla went to put Mary and Notorious death from heart disease, lower blood choles-
Boy in the barn and saw that "the rooster had terol and blood pressure levels, lower rates of
his wing extended over the hen protecting her." type 2 diabetes and hypertension, and lower
Chickens are able to learn by watching the mis- instances of prostate and colon cancer. The
takes of others and are very adept at teaching National Cancer Institute and the American
and learning, they can learn to use switches and Cancer Society both recommend vegetarian diets
levers to change the temperature in their sur- Day after Tomorrow come true because of our to reduce cancer risk. So what are you wailting
roundings and to open doors to feeding areas. cruel diets? for? Think about the chickens, the environm ent,
Chickens have more than 30 distinct cries to The multi-billion dollar meat and dairy and yourself. I know these famous people di d:
communicate to each another, including sepa- industry use their wealth to manipulate public
rate alarm calls depending on whether a preda- opinion. Through mainstream media they por- "The question is not, Can they reason? Nor, Can
tor is traveling by land or sea. A mother hen tray vegetarianism and bizarre and unhealthy they talk? but, Can they suffe r"
will turn her eggs as many as five times an hour while suppressing the facts about their crimes
and cluck to her unborn chicks, who will chirp to animals and the environment. Anyone who -Jeremy Bentham, philosopher
back to her and to one another from within their cares about the environment or who is at all
own shells! shocked by the cruelty of chickens and other "Our task must be to free ourselves . by
There is no nutritional need for chicken animals on factory farms and slaughterhouse widening our circle of compassion to embi race
or any other meat. In fact, there is substantial. should seriously consider veganism or vegetar- all living creatures and the whole of nature and
health risks associated with eating chicken. A ianism. There are plenty of excellent free books its beauty."
2003 Consumer Reports investigation found that at the library to get you started, People for the "Nothing will benefit human health and
approximately half of the chicken sold in gro- Ethical Treatment of Animals offer a free increase chances of survival for life on eart]h as
cery stores contained salmonella or other food- "Vegetarian Starter Guide" available for free by much as the evolution. to a vegetarian di et."
borne pathogens. Most of these bacteria were calling 1-888-VEG-FOOD. Any other informa-
resistant to antibiotics, due to all the drugs tion you need to know (recipes, nutrition, where -Albert Einstein, physicist, N()bel
pumped into the chickens to make them grow to find food) is available by visiting goveg.com. Prize 1921
bigger. Many biologists say that in the thirty You can email me with any questions or feed-
years, the buildup of our resistance to antibi- back, especially if you would like a complete "As long as there are slaughterhouses, tlhere
otics is going to reach the point where people list of vegetarian and vegan items available on will be battlefields."
may die from the common cold. My uncle is cur- campus: veganmatty@yahoo.com.
rently in the hospital, dying because his body For everything that a meat-eater might -Leo Tolstoy, author
is resistant to antibiotics. The main source of think he or she would be sacrificing, a pure veg-
these antibiotics into our system is from animal etarian version exists (they are healthier and "While we ourselves are the living graves Sof
products: meat, dairy. and eggs. most of them taste better!). And I mean every- murdered beasts, how can we expect any iideal
So what about Chicken for Jesus? If anybody Ias thing: crispy chicken, chicken patties, chicken conditions on this eartth?"
an ounce of compassion, they would be sickenecdi nuggets, chicken pot-pies, steak, BBQ -ribs,
by what our species is doing: we've reduced breakfast sausages,. sausage liinks, bacon, ham- - George Bernard Shaw
these beautitful creatuTes that are fully capp le. burgers, hot-dogs, meatloaif, :heese pizza,,pep- -
of experiencing pain, fear, depression, lonieli- peroni, ham, turkey, salami, milk, butter, Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, w fiich
Sness : huiger,, and happiness, to just another cheese, cream cheese, :sour cream, ice-cream, }s the goal of all evolution. Intil we stop hairm-
Seal. It really is 't necessary to continu.e to eat any types of seafood, even ground "beef" for ing all other living beings, we are still savag es."
Sinimals. Did yu kiokw tthat pigs are as s.mart as..: .putting in tacos ir orfr cooking.. fact, going
six year olds? Well, I doubt you'd kill your lit- vegetarian will actually expan the variety q5 -Tho:ias Edison, inventor
S Ietephew agid make a hot dog out of him, so why foods you eat. Try something ethnic and new:.
would you db it Babe? Thai, Italian, Chinese, Mexican, Indian, Greek,, "The greatness of a natio .and its m oral
Every hour, one million broiler chickens Japanese, or Cajun. Or you. can get even more..progress can be judged by thre way its anit nals
are killed to satisfy our appetite, yet millions exotic with Creole, Cantonese, Hunan or are treated."
around the globe are starving? For every one Szechwan food. Want to stay American? That's
pound of grain we feed livestock, we only get fine; there are over 30 different varieties of veg- -Mahatma Gandhi, statesman and
back ten to sixteen pounds of edible meat. gie burgers to choose from, and the list keeps Philosopher
Wouldn't it be a lot wiser to conserve the earth, growing. To a meat-eater, there is only one type
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Watch out for us, we are today's youth. wear. They did wear these outfits 20 or 30 but let's talk about what is popular. Popular
We are rebellious and controversial. Today's years ago. Clothes designers are just taking music is supposed to be a reflection of the gen-
youth has everything to yell about, yet they sit older trends, packaging them correctly, and eration of that time. So is Hilary Duff really a
in front of their televisions without a care in the' putting a hefty price tag on it. Despite what reflection of the great anguish we are going
world. many think, there have been no trends set here. through right now in times of war? The only
The youth of the 60's and 70's were the Television. What is on TV today? updates kids are getting about war are through
first to actually have an opinion on politics and Nothing original, there has not Green Day songs. it is not like
society. They openly opposed the Vietnam War been any original TV for over 10 their parents tell them what is
and supported their ideas of "peace." Called years now. Except if you count going on. They are the ones
hippies, they argued that love and peace could reality shows. Because just with the "support our troops"
showing regular life is some- bumper stickers. And if you
change the world. Many were wanderers and
refused to work at traditional jobs. So what are thing we have never seen before, are against the war, you there-
we doing? There is a reality show for every besides the fact that we live fore do npt support our troops
night of the week, so our schedules are pretty these lives everyday. So they and are therefore against our
much full. Like the youth of the past, we are had to spice it up, by-adding country.
living during a war. A war that is already a only beautiful, perfect people So where are the revolu-
great part of our history. But are we allowed to that you would not see in every- tionists? Where is the outcry
day life and putting them in of the kids of America?
have opinions about all this? Are we allowed to
have opinions at all? situations that are very commor Muffled by the sounds of the
High school teenagers do not even have to to ^most. .Like eating cave new season of the OC or The
think any more. Everything is laid out in front 'dwelling spiders and applying Joey Show. We ARE so contro-
of them. From the trendy clothes they wear to for a job with Donald Trump. versial, who else would wear
Music as told by dic- their trucka hat to the side?
the popular music they listen to. You want to
know how to "get the guy," turn to page 17 of tionary.com is, "The art of arranging sounds in The opinions of the youth will be heard when
your Cosmopolitan magazine and see what time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and they finally get some opinions. The unique are
Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing this week. Just as evocative'composition, as through melody, har- not so unique anymore, the rebellious are not so
long as our fashion is outlandish and nothing mony, rhythm, and timbre." Oh you mean like rebellious. Hippies and flower children were
our parents would wear, then it is okay. The Lil' Jon's harmonic "crunk" tunes? There are the true rebels and we are nothing but groupies
problem here is it is what our parents would many different types of music out there today, of the past.
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Colin Mochrie... as Interviewed by a
Nervous Young ByMIanlan
i I I RiceI
It's a quarter after three and I'm pacing sort of got me started. and then when Drew show) is owned by Disney. The California
around my apartment nervously. In fifteen (Carey) brought it over to America, things real- adventure park (Disneyland) attendance was
minutes, I'm going to receive a phone call from ly started to take off there. down, so they decided that they would combine
Colin Mochrie, star of television's Whose Line Is IR: You appeared on both the British and two events. They Wvould have a sort of Grand
It Anyway ?and a true master of all that is com- American version of Whose Line? Which ver- Opening of the park and also a celebration of
edy. As if this being my first interview ever sion was better for you as a performer? ABC Primetime. So all of the ABC stars went
wasn't enough to send my heart into palpita- CM: They were both actually pretty much the down and we were in the parade and part of the
tions, it just so happens it's with a man that I've same. I mean, it was the same producers for festivities was that we did a show, the Whose
been a fan of for years. I was twelve years old both so the actual show was set up the same way. Line? guys, at one of the theaters there. There
when I first saw the British version of Whose The only difference was in what the final prod- was a line up...people started lining up fours
Line? and Mr. Mochrie has provided me with a uct ended up being. In Britain, there was no hours before the show started. And Michael
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in my life. No doubt' he's had a similar effect America we actually had a (Disney), came up to me and
on many other people out there over the last two censor in the booth. Which, said, "Oh, I didn't know your
decades he's spent in the public eye. And on especially in the first year, show was so popular."
Thursday, October 28th, the students of Stony was a tough readjustment for (laughs) And .I thought,
Brook will have an opportunity to get more of everyone. They would actu- "Well, you of all people
those laughs when Mr. Mochrie pulls into town ally call down in the middle should know. It's your net-
with the two-man improvisation show, "An of scenes and say, "No, you work!" But they just really
Evening with Colin Mochrie and Brad can't do that." So, it was sort truly didn't take advantage of
Sherwood." of...we were trying to find a it. One of the great things
For those who don't already know, Colin line that we could straddle. about Whose Line? was, I
Mochrie is a force to be reckoned with in terms We certainly didn't want to think, that we had the widest
of comedy and talent. Mochrie made his first get dirty, because if we did demographic of any show
appearance on the popular British improvisa- the scene would never be ever. I mean, kids from six
tion comedy show, Whose Line is it Anyway? in shown on television. But, and up would watch it, grand-
1991. He soon became a show regular, appear- also we weren't quite sure parents would watch it.
ing in every episode. The British Whose Line? where that line was. Some of When we go to live shows; I'm
continued its run until "98 before moving to the the things they took excep- always amazed how different
US under the ABC network. Thanks to the tion to were things that our audience members are.
transatlantic success of Whose Line ?, Mochrie's I...(laughs) I didn't agree They go from anywhere from
profile in North America has increased consid- with. (laughs) five year olds to eighty year
erably. He has appeared in numerous Canadian IR: Did you find that some of olds. And they all seem to
and American TV shows such as The Drew Carey your best things from the enjoy it. So I'm hoping
Show, The Outer Limits, Improv Heaven and taping were left on the cut- (laughs) someday maybe
Hell, Supertown Challenge, Blackfly, and from ting room floor? they'll put out the DVD and
pe u1y te te 9y'11
2001 to 2003, became a permanent cast member CM: Oh, no no....I'm pretty hopetully then they 11 see
of This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a Canadian polit- good (laughs). I've learned how to get around it. how popular the show actually was.
ical satire TV show. In short; the man never I mean, there were some things where I thought, IR: Is there any shot of it coming back on ABC
stops working. So I considered myself lucky "My God, how could they?" You know, they or is it pretty much a done deal at this point?
enough to be given the opportunity to speak with would bleep th'e word "Iaid" or something CM: I think it's pretty much a done deal. We
him for a little while and ask him a few ques- (laughs). And it would always, to my mind, haven't shot in two and a half years now. And
tions. make the audience think of something ten times no one's actually ever told us that we're can-
As 3:30 approached, I was beside myself worse that what was actually said. celled. We just kind of assumed because we're
with nerves.: The phone rang, and I shakily IR: I read on the AP Newswire that the version not doing it anymore (laughs): But, yeah, it just
started my recorder and answered the call. In a of Whose Line? that's been on ABC has been can- wasn't treated very well.
very subdued and human manner,ý Mr. Mochrie celled. IR: I noticed last week on The WB that Drew
asked for me. I introduced myself and after a CM: Yeah. Carey's Green Screen Show premiered, which is
brief session of informing him what a tremen- IR: Given the success of the show, what do you kind of like Whose Line? but it adds animation
dous fan of his work I was and how much of an attribute the cancellation to? to the final editing. How do you feel about the
honor it was to be speaking with him, we got CM: (Takes a deep breath) Oh, there are so many new direction and does the added animation
started. Here is my interview with the extreme- things. I wonder if I can talk about them with- affect your overall performance on the show?
ly gracious Colin Mochrie: out getting into trouble. (laughs) I don't think CM: It's...you know what? I haven't actually seen
that ABC handled the show very well. When we a show yet. (laughs) So, I can't comment on that
first debuted in the summer (of 1998), we had part of it. When Drew first talked to us about it,
great ratings. The show generated a lot of word it sounded pretty exciting and it was different
of mouth and we were also sort of riding the suc- and it was sort of a new step to take it on televi-
cess of the British version because it had been sion. That being said, I found the tapings much
shown on Comedy Central for so many years and harder to do than with Whose Line? because
it had built a loyal cult audience. there was that added thing in the back of your
IR: Right. mind where you would think.to yourself, "I can't
CM: But the show was so cheap for them to pro- just sit here and talk, I have to do something for
duce. That's why they ended up putting us up the animators. They can't get excited about two
against Friends and Survivor, two of the hottest people just sitting in a kitchen." You know, it
shows of the last twenty years (laughs). But was having to do the game, having to be funny
because our ratings, even though our ratings and then this added thing of trying to, in a way,
weren't very good, because the show was so be a director and getting a visual sense of what
cheap we still made money for the network. So, the scene was about. I found it difficult.
because of that I think they felt they didn't have Towards the end of our tapings it got a little eas-
to publicize us. So, we never got any publicity. ier but the first couple were kind of rough.
Ian Rice: A good number of people know you And then they started switching our time slot IR: What initially drew you to improv and how
from Whose Line is itAnyway? How has being around. And then there was a political thing do you keep things fresh after so many years of
on the show impacted your success? where the people who really championed the doing it?
Colin Mochrie: Basically it's all my success. show sort of left and then'new people came in CM: I was first drawn to it being a lazy person.
Without Whose Line? I certainly wouldn't have and wanted to put their stamp on it. It just (laughs) I thought, "Oh, you know, you don't
had the opportunity to do the live touring I'm became sort of a mess. I don't think ABC actu- have to learn ahything you just go up there and
involved with now. And it's given me other ally ever realized how popular the show was. In do it." And I loved the danger aspect of it. I
opportunities elsewhere. So, I'm always grate- fact, I know that they didn't. There was one year
ful, first of all, for the British Whose Line? that where...Warner Brothers (who produced the
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Colin Mochnei...
as Interviewed by a
Nervous Young Man
Continued...
By Ian Rice
and want to be involvedright away. And
mean, it's the closest I'll get to skydiving. the only thing that can actually throw you
(laughs) Where I can go out in front of an is whatever suggestions you get from the
audience who paid good money and have audience because they can be very
absolutely nothing to show them except strange. So, basically we've worked out a
what they give us. So I find it exciting and way of getting suggestions from the audi-
it's always fresh because I've been very ence that sort of opens up their imagina-
fortunate in that I've always been working tion and keeps it away from doing scenes
in improv with great people. Even before about gynecologists and proctologists
the Whose Line? people, I was with (laughs).
Theatersports and Second City in Toronto. IR: Aside from your vast body of improvi-
And what was nice about Whose Line? was sational work, you've also appeared in sev-
working with Ryan (Stiles), of course, who- eral television and film roles. What was
I'd known for like twenty-six years. We your favorite project that was outside of
grew up together. But one of the frustrat- the realm of improv?
ing things about Whose Line? was I never CM: Oh God...(laughs) Let me think...my
got a chance to work with anyone else. wife (Debra McGrath) and I have just done
Which is why it's great doing these live a pilot up in Canada for the network up
shows where Brad (Sherwood) and I are there and I have to say right now that's
going out and working together. So that been my favorite just because I'm produc-
keeps it fresh because although I've known ing it, I wrote the scripts, my wife and I are
Brad for fifteen years, we haven't worked in it, we cast all our friends and it ended
together that much. So it's nice to be work- up being really good. I'm very proud of it.
ing with someone who's coming from a dif- IR: That's Getting Along Famously, right?
ferent angle. CM: Yeah. So, we're pretty excited about
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experience differ from Carrey comedy
doing televised improvi- vehicle) Man On
sational comedy? the Moon, even
CM: It's a lot looser and though I ended up
there's a different feel- not actually being
ing. Whose Line? came in it. But it was
very close to capturing great to work with
what a live performance such a great
of improv is like, but director, Milos
there really is no substi- Forman. And I
tute for the real thing. In was actually
our show. every scene auite proud of
starts with a suggestion from the audience what I did, it was just unfortunate that
and for about ninety percent of them we nobody got to see it! (laughs)
have audience members on stage with us. IR: Were your scenes deleted? Is that what
So it's a little more interactive actually happened?
than Whose Line? was. And because we CM: Yes, my scene was deleted. I was hop-
don't have to worry about time, we can ing it might be on the DVD, but no. No it
explore the scenes as much as we want and wasn't! (laughs)
really milk it dry. (laughs) And we tend to IR: One final question for you: what does
do that! (laughs) So, I actually prefer doing the future hold for ColinM/lochrie?
the live shows. CM: I have no idea. I'm guessing more of
IR: As a member of the audience, what can the touring because we're really enjoying
you expect from going to one of the "An that. It really is a lot of fun. I'd like to
Evening with Colin Mochrie and Brad branch out into movies, it's just finding
Sherwood" shows? producers and directors that want to hire
CM: I think you expect not to learn any- me! (laughs) But I'll just keep plugging
thing. (laughs) You don't walk away going, along and see what happens.
"Oh yes, I've learned something about the
humian condition." .(laughs) It's just two
hours of fun. It's mostly games that are Drew Carey's Green Screen Show airs on
probably familiar to Whose Line? fans and the WB-11, Thursdays at 8:30 PM
then.we have some games that Brad and I Repeats- of ABC's Whose Line Is It
have invented and sort of adapted for the Anyway? air weeknights at 10 and 10:30
stage. PM on the ABCFamily Channel.
IR: Performing live improv shows requires
you to rely heavily on audience participa-
tion. How do you deal with an audience
that' s reluctant to participate?
CM: Luckily, we haven't come across that
too often. When we're doing the live shows,
basically our audience knows what the
show is, so most of them are pretty excited
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Elliot
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Smith: Decased, Sill Genlius
By Jamie Mignone
The thirty-first of October is the also did the tortured singer-songwriter-with- tion that altogether begs the question "if it's
anniversary of his death. The nineteenth is the acoustic-guitar thing, but it was like thirty- really that bad, then why don't you go kill
date of his final album's release. Its beautiful, five years ago. Unfortunately, he also did the yourself?" But the song's a little less blunt
I didn't expect it not to be, but Elliot left us tortured singer-songwriter-with-acoustic-gui- about it, and its also pretty. It belongs just
before the final mixing was completed, and tar-what-did-kill-himself thing. Died in his where it was put, as the closing track of "From
there was potential for disaster. Thanks (I can- sleep of heart failure due to overdose on .a Basement on the Hill."
not believe I'm writing this line) (sigh), thanks Tryptisol, an anti-depressant, and the intent
to MTV (sigh again), I'm listening to the stream is still debated. Elliot Smith stabbed himself
of the album From A Basement On The Hill on in the chest with a twelve-inch kitchen knife,
their website, and there are no detectable twice. The actual wielder of the knife is still
betrayals of the dead genius's integrity. The speculated by some.
legacy we've been left is true to the creator. Ah, the second half of the album sur-
Halfway through the album I've encoun- passes the first, its awash with spacey sounds
tered every style particular to Elliot's previ- and birds, blues riffs and boozer licks.
ous albums, the lo-fi nightmares and the high "Shooting Star," starts somewhere between the
production dreams. There are melodic guitar asteroid belt and the moon, turns toward the
and vocal arrangements to grate on your mind delta, and lands in a cirrus cloud. The track
and some super-layered tracks on the album containing the album's title, "Memory Lane," is
that will remind you that you do in fact have a the best on the finished product, a simple and
soul, by way of removing it from you and playful, Skip James-esque guitar line, over-
replacing it before you can blink. Some poetry layed with a vocal line about the fear, and feel-
placed at the denoument of the opening track ing weird, and wonder of why everyone else is
"Coast to Coast" some country guitar on "Fond so weird, and the eternal question: How did I
Farewell" and some heavy static on "Don't Go get here?
Down" all reinforce the shame in Elliot's sui- "A Distorted Reality Is Now A
cide. Necessity To Be Free" is the greatest song title
So much wasted potential of a musical I've ever come across. The song is a bit of a
genius evokes the memory of Nick Drake. He complaint, a bit of regret, and a bit of accusa-
Flimflam Fiilm
By Tara Lynne Groth
Being a Cinema (not cinnamon, listen to Dr. Joe Blow used! It's not available on Amazon.com or
the diction) and Cultural Studies major at Stony Library N5004 Half.com, so you are forced to patronize the
Brook University, I have sat through various jblow @notes.cc.sunysb.edu school bookstore-this is completely legal!
film classes preaching the formal, historical, Office Hours:
aesthetic, and theoretical qualities of films. M 10:00 - 10:01 Insert that Disabilities clause here- and
Now in my senior year, I have discovered a pat- W 12:30 - 12:33 this syllabus is finito!
tern, a redundancy really. There are films that
are repetitively referenced as classic examples CCS 333 I think the perspective and the approach
of "good" films. Why Bad Films Are Bad of such a class would broaden the understand-
I admit I can be sentimental- and it is ing of film as a form of art and effective expres-
difficult for me to let go of ticket stubs, love let- This course views films specifically sion. There are other classes that I would have.
ters, and fortune cookie proclamations, however selected based on poor audience reception. The liked to see in my few years here. Maybe a class
I am a shade ashamed that I hoard syllabi from features and values of these films that may have that follows a structured syllabus with the only
classes of the past. In this instance, my idio- caused their unsuccessful release and the polit- variable relying on screenings of films released
syncrasy works in my favor. ical and economic factors during the time of in theaters now? We've learned about then over
According to three Stony Brook semes- production and release will be considered and and over, there may be some value in an educa-
ters' worth of syllabi, the following films utilized to form in-depth analyses. This will be tion that compares the productions released
appear two or more times: Psycho, The done according to the narrative, aesthetic, for- next weekend and how it relates and reflects to
Searchers, Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Rear Window, mal, and theoretical approaches to film studies, the films a decade ago. Understanding trends in
and Touch of Evil. Much of class time is spent as well as the effects of star power and the rep- cinema allows undergraduates such as myself
analyzing these "great" films. It's more like a utations of actors/actresses, and certain points the ability to understand the system and gauge
Welles-Hitchcock conspiracy. In music you in popular culture's history. The films below where the market may potentially lean. Other
have Bach, Beethoven, Bob Dylan, or you have will be examined in such a way as to answer the classes I would have enjoyed (but next year I'll
Britney, Christina, and Clay Aiken. following questions: just find something similar elsewhere, when my
Understandably, studying the best of the best prerogative isn't "need to graduate in May")
lends the hope that those analyzing may one day What makes ... would be a class in comedy writing, or the study
produce works of said quality or greater; that A film unpleasant to watch? of comedic films-since they are the most chal-
the students sieve a more advanced ability to A story not worth being told? lenging to create and have a successful return.
discern the qualities that make the good, good, Montage superfluous? Perhaps a class-on a specific director's films,
and the bad, bad. Dialogue unrealistic? other than Hitchcock, Welles, •'Ford, and the
What remains unclear to me is why only Flashbacks unnecessary? like? What about Baz Luhrmann, Charlie
this "good" is studied? Shouldn't the "bad" be Kaufman, Richard Linklater, and maybe one
taught to offer a deliberate contrast in under- By knowing the answers to these ques- diay-a famous female director/writer? It's funny
standing? Seeing bad films and being able to tions, repeating the past's film blunders can be that in all the classes required for the Cinema
recognize the qualities that make them bad avoided and filmic practices improved. The & Cultural Studies major, I don't believe I came
should be a small portion of the curriculum. If films at question are Gigli, Hollywood Homicide, across any that instruct on how to use a camera
a university were to adopt a class that follows Wicker Park, Head of State, and Kangaroo Jack. (to shoot digital video footage would be a nice to
this method of instruction, what would the syl- know, even at a novice level).
labus contain? I took it upon myself to compose GRADES In my state of hopefulness I imagine
such a syllabus. 10% Class Participation studying films based on the factors mentioned
The following is a faux syllabus, mod- 10% Quizzes (5-one on each filmi) in the above syllabus allows films' futures to be
eled after the syllabi of professors who instruct 20% Final Paper less predictable, more smart (J), and less con-
classes for the Cinema & Cultural Studies major, 20% Final Exam ducive with an audience's groans and winces.
but tailored to suit the standards I have set An approximate hour and forty minutes of ter-
upon hereto forth, and in no way was made with All reading assignments will be rible screen time may be a waste of movie
permission of any faculty member happily or assigned in class, and will require the purchase watching, but I think more productive if one can
unhappily employed by Stony Brook University: of Dr. Joe Blow's ten books. This year's edition at least learn "don't do that-ever again."
is necessary; you cannot save money buying it
Yes, But Who Helps the Je w?
By Adam Yorsaner
This year's Presidential election has Another supportive statement made by harbored and supported?
been a fierce one. It's been a dead heat between the President is that he is favors Ariel S]haron' s So if you are still at a standstill, consid-
the Democratic candidate, Senator John Kerry, actions against the imposing Hamas tcerrorist er that George W. Bush is helping the Jewish
and the Republican candidate, President George threat. Relieve it or not. the war in neonle more than John Kerrv. Kerrv is try-
W. Bush. If you've lived in the state of New York Iraq was clearly justified f e Jewish
for more than a month, you would've already Jewish people. Both Fox N nent of a
discovered that the state is mostly in favor of and CNN agree that Sadd n impor-
the Democrats. Jews account for a good portion Hussein funded terrorist h people
of New York State's population, and they're He was giving $25,000 t hey truly
going along with popular opinion in this case. each family who sent out on e United
What most of New York State Jews haven't real- of their sons to commit ai ainst the
ized is that George W. Bush is in fact better for act of terrorism. He woul< ur allies,
the Jewish people. also reward the familieL my, have
First case, Bush is very supportive of with an extra $15,000 i hese ter-
Israel. This should be very important to any they killed the Jewish pec ever you
Jewish person. It's the only land that we as a ple. If: "Who
Jewish people belong and we should not perse- If you were to look people?"
cuted for it. In a quote from Bush, "We will Kerry's campaign site, yo walk to
speak up for our principles arid we will stand notice that he has many ur ake your
up for our friends in the world. And one of our. alistic peace agreements ou would
most important friends in the world is the State the Middle East. Now if r for the
of Israel... [Israel] is a small country that has were to look on Bush's s ididates,
lived under threat throughout its existence. At clearly states that "Pr( orge W.
the first meeting of my National Security Bush Has Fought The War ( Richard
Council, I told them a top foreign policy priori- On The Offensive." These
ty is the safety and security of Israel. My the enemies of the Jewish
administration will be steadfast in supporting all the peaceful people
Israel against terrorism and violence, and in world. Kerry's campaign, h
seeking the peace for which 'all Israelis pray." ever, does not mention tal
(Speech to the American Jewish Committee, May ing the war on the offen-
3 2001) sive, but supports nego-
John Kerry's statement for his policy tiation. Wouldn't you
with Israel at Georgetown University is that rather have a President
there should be two States, one state Palestine who takes terror-
and the other Israel. Why should we, as a Jewish ism away from the
people give land up? It was given to us by the United States and brings i
newly formed United Nations in 1948. to where the terrorists ar
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fittingly under the genre of Family. So as little Suzie because of some Blockbuster honcho who classifies
and Jimmy, race for a fun flick to zone out on, they films incorrectly.
run right into Charlie Kaufman's twisted original Perhaps if Blockbuster ventures to remedy
Adaptation, which is alphabetically shelved adja- these shortcomings, they may also learn to accept
cent to the Ace Ventura movies. that "New Releases" is not a genre of film, just the
SIt would be interesting to see the guidelines walls of shelves on the perimeter of the store,
a film is required to fill in order to be a Family film. stocked with films that will be incorrectly catego-
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John Malkovich, or this year's under acknowledged
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) that would
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University Increasing Control
Continued from page 1 *must be registered at the desk as they are money-maker for them." operating procedures."
brought into the building and no kegs are SCOOP, the Student Business Co-op, This attitude became evident during the
The Facilities to be brought in after 1 AM," and requires came up with its own set of licensing first week of October whei students found
Use Forum signatures from four students who are
"responsible for any damage" that may
guidelines, and a deadline of October 15.
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that the coffeehouses in KellyB, C,,
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E had been closed by the Office of Finance
"This request form does not constitute a occur during the parties. The largest party and Business. More specificaly, the
contract and is not binding upon the allowed can have no more than 125 people tudents found that the locks had been
University."
These words appear on the Univdrsity's in attendance, and no more than 4% kegs hanged, and not even campus Securty
Facilities Use Request Form, which is or their equivalent can be served. ad the new keys.- .
required for any event at Stony Brook, The Students who violate Oswego's alcohol John Williams said the coffeebouies had
form, which must be signed by the Office policy are put on "social probation" for the ot filed facilities use forms 4aid were
of the Executive President, the Director
semester. They are "barred from having rupected of selling beer without liceses.
of Security and RHD of the sponsoring or going to parties," explained Michael 'We were really under pressure to close
building, is necessary for hall parties as
Flores, President of the college's Student hose," he stated, "because I knew they
Association, and are thrown off campus If ere illegal."
well as quad fests.
"The University reserves the right to
caught at a party. An investigation by Secuity detectives
Flores said it is not unusual for a party urned up beet and price lists in'the cof-
grant or deny the use of facilities, or to request to be refused. "The most frequent
rescind authorization once given." eehouses, and witnesses to the. sale of
These words appear on the University's
thing dorm directors turn parties down for beer. However, the keys were returned to
is not filing two days in advance," said he buildings, and Hanes said, "We will
Facilities Space Use Request Form. This Flores.
form must be signed by the College permit the coffeehouses to open under new
Yet at Stony Brook, you have to file a ianageinent .'
Legislature, Quad Council, Quad Director, week in advance-a minor annoyance,
Facilities Planning, Department of The whole affair left the administration
Security and Department of Safety (sic), considering the Administration can revoke uh
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the University Business Manager, the Vice Preu/Mchi•ca Satitin.;n -1
President for Student Affairs, and the students. The October 16 student rally was
Dormitory Authority in Albany. It is
Is There Security Williams, however, "did not know that
until it was dropped on me several weeks born of the anger and frustiation ot many
Kelly residents. One complaint was that
required for any ongoing event, such as a
student-run business.
In A Dorm? ago."
Jon Kaufman, a resident of Kelly E, the coffeehouse managers iad mide the
Carl Hanes said, "We must have the At any time of the day or night, you owns four pinball and foosball machines, effort to comply with the University.
ability" to refuse or rescind authorization might find Security officers or detectives two in the Kelly E coffeehouse and two in Rich Bentley related the history of
of facilities use at any time. The patrolling the dormitories-especially if Kelly C. Under the impression that the Trotskt's Dell In Kelly E. He said it was
University can close businesses or prevent you live in G or H Quads. licensing deadline was the SCOOP date, he founded in 1976, and "that year...there was
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parties, he said, even if no guidelines are
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r-- Carl Hanes said, "We've increased the attempted to license his machines over the
level of patrols in dorms where there has summer. But, Kaufman said, neither FSA
been high vandalism." As head of Finance nor SCOOP was accepting applications at
no red tape. We had it approved by the
Quad Director."
In 1977, he said, "We tried to get a
1 and Business, Hanes Is the man to whom the time. beer and wine license." Finally, he was
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told last year by the FSA Chief Operating
Security is directly answerable. During the first week of October, the
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At the recent student rally, many Kelly coffeehouses were closed by the
Officer that it would be granted. "John
students complained about the plain University. Kaufman discovered that his Songster said all the paperwork was done
clothes officers in the dorms. Security machines were not only locked inside, but
and the applications were sent in."
Director robert Cornute explained, "If you had also been impounded by Williams Apparently, Trotaki's' application werit
have a surreptitious crime-and van- because they lacked licenses.
the way of all liquor license forms
dalism is a surreptitious crime-it's Kaufman, who said he was losing about Songster reportedly claimed to have
necessary that the officer be in- $100 a week while the machines were mailed. "When we came back in August,"
conspicuous." locked up, went to Williams to try to said Bentley, "we found there was no
record of application in the Finance and
"They've been patrolling the halls," said recover them. lie said Williams "wanted a office."
David lHerzog, "but they should be memorandum" to that effect. But Kauf lBusiness According to Williams, the University
patrolling the campus to deter violence man 'refused to go th'ough Ad1 had no intentions of approving the sale of
and theft." ministration bullshit to get my own liquor in Kelly, "Last year, Kelly E ap-
property back." Iefinally recovered his proached me about a beer and wine
Cornute added that he doesn't "think my machines last week when the coffeehouse license, and
officers want to be there any more than the keys were given to the colleges, I gave them facilities use
students want them." But the resolution to "I was never hassled about licensing requests,' he said. "I also told them,
'We'vegot two pubs in G and H Quads, one
this conflict is not imminent, as Robert before," related Kaufman; but simply had in Tabler and one in Roth.,One in Stage XII
Cornute affirms Security's "obligation to "contracts with individual buildings." iHewas also applying.' I said, 'We've got too
secure these dormitories." reported that when he told Williams "there many.'
wasn't a single licensed student-run
A License To Vend machine on campus, Williams said, 'I'll some "I'm not saying we were right...but
of us feel that bars in dormitories are
Last year, the Student Business Com- Impound them all.' When Iquestioned him not conducive to learning. There is noise,
mittee "agreed that the (pinball and about what harm the machines were vandalism, garbage, and broken bottles.
Carl lanes vending) machines should be licensed," doing, he said, 'No harm, but that's not the When we have that problem in one area,
being violated. For example, he explained, said John Williams. The decision to en- point. "
"The University has X number of facilities force licensing, he said, came from reports The point, according to Velardl, Is, "It's we"There
don't want to see it in another.
a moratorium" last year on
and, depending upon the priority," one that the machines were "drawing profit Just another way of getting control over opening was another campus bar, said
business or event might have to be moved. out of the dormitories and not returning students. Anything people can give you the Williams. As for allowing Trotski's to sell
Although the Facilities Use Request was money to the college legislatures." permission to do, they can deny you the alcohol this year, he said, "It would have
established in January of 1972 and the Faculty Student Association President permission to do,"
Facilities-Space Use Request Form was Ann Velardl said, "I've never heard of to be discused."
established in October of 1975, this is the that," adding that if it were true, "The
first year the Administration is demanding legislature could call Security to take the
they be turned In. This semester, six machine out." This conflict Isindicative of
student-run businesses were temporarily the problems surrounding the University's
closed by the University because their attempt to have all pinball and vending
forms were not on file. machines licensed.
The Dormitory Authority, which is The licensing of the machines on
ultimately in charge of all residence halls campus, said Williams, was "one of my
in the SUNY system, requires facilities use assignments when I took over as chairman
forms for "something like changing the
building," said Peter Schultz, Chief of of the Student Business Committee-and
Engineering Services. "As far as in- we've been trying to do this for years."
dividual things like a party, that would be Williams said that the Committee, which
includes administrators, and officials of
something the administration would
SCOOP, FSA and Polity, "left it to myself
handle."'
The University requires these forms for
and John Songster to work out" the
parties, said Williams, because "It'sa waylicensing.
for usto determine who's using space and The remainder of the story is far less
simple. Williams related that he and
for what it is being used." He also said it is
a way to prevent conflict between "two Songster, who was then FSA's Chief
people wanting to use the same spot." Operating Officer, "set a date as August 1, Your Business We
and I sent out the notification to every -the un tioe.bflloWagalcdtbe9sad
But some students fear these benign "The University is umi raep"re
- in Key, but i&ed, "~WQldfit Mo more
Intentions might lead to the strict college legislature, RHD and Quad sibility and showing concern for area that ppiophrate 6irelocate ate
of piIh?"
limitations now imposed at the State Director." FSA had been asked to do the it had previously overlooked, .said Sam Hane said that opeda anot~hr bar
College at Oswego. Oswego's Alcohol licensing, but Velardi explained, "FSA Taube. Taubes the Studeit Affalrs1l ima would draw buine froc mthoe ai' ad
Registration Form dictates severe doesn't want to "I get involved in licensing" to student busineis,and
alsits n the Student arati wnnichbes
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the machines. don't think we should
restriction on the amount of alcohol, the inteifere with the college legislatures' Business Committee. "In the past, affud. "Pub peated by rsAat oW
size and numberof parties on campus, and businesses and certain acsvities operated Iart year " he aii. d
when arn where the parties must take jurisdiction." So "FSA handed it over to. with few regulations, and now...the Bt Ann Vars said a fit bas
place. The form also states, "Each keg SCOOP-we figured tat
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could be a g6od University Is trying to estaUish sensible as not been the itni. "Ova te last two
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years they have lost $30,000" she said, not think most people in Kelly don't bother to "If they take away the bars," said David than good.
because there are too many, but because trek all the way over to Benedict. Also, Administrators have
Herzog, "it would just be showing us 'You repeatedly insisted that these measures
"they were very poorly run-a lot of things people like to go to more than one bar in a are insignificant. We can do whatever we have been taken for the students' benefit.
went out the door. Every bar on this night," want. " Yet, during this semester students have
campus has the capacity to make a lot of One of the University's major fears over A chilling reflection of this is the staged two rallies, both condemning the
money." alcohol on campus, though, is liability. University's Alcohol Policy: "The Administration's actions and calling fo-
Velardi said tighter student control of Hanes stated, "What we can't permit are President of the University Center has the reparations.
the bars, such as having the managers complaints of parents in the community authority andresponsibility to regulate the And it Is not just students who dissent
sign out stock, is ending the losses. "Last that their children have been permitted to sale or dispensing of alcoholic beverages over this trend, as it has been intimated
year, the Benedict Saloon grossed drink in the pubs. If that becomes a formal on University property, irrespective of any thatthe Chief Operations Officer of the
$5,000," she reported. This year, during complaint we could lose the liquor licenses license issued by the State Liquor FSA was pressured out of his job over his
the first week alone, she said it grossed for all of them." Authority or the Suffolk County Alcoholic lack of cooperation ii supplying the
$5,000. In addition, he said, "If something Beverage Control Board." University with information. "I have acted
happens-obviously, by our permitting more independently than tiey Would have
Velardi also disagreed with Hanes' -these businesses to operate, we have hoped I would," said John Songater, "I
statement that a bar in Kelly would take responsibility." In its efforts to assure that student think they feel I hasen't kept them as
customers from bars across campus. But students are challenging the services and activities are "runproperly," informed as they should have bee." On
"That's totally ridiculous," she said. "I University's policy on the sale of alcohol. the University may be doing more harm June 30, 1979, Songster resighed.
The Press: A Step Forward The Stony Brook Press has editorial strength and
The Stony Brook Press is Members of the University government know what it is.
not a puppet of Polity, though. Community have periodically We ask that you let the received enough funding financial support that come
the student government has mentioned that Stony Brook Campus Community know from Polity to cover the costs with time, it is intended that
funded this first edition.. The might benefit from another what it is through Statesman of its first issue. It will be The Stony Brook Press will be
Stony Brook Press is not a publication. Some people felt or The Press. We ask you to published bi-weekly, every a weekly.
leftist newspaper, even that there is a need for let us know your opinion. other Thursday. With the
thougl the Red Balloon in an another news medium to fill
off-handed sort of way helped the holes between Statesman,
it get started. The Stony Fortnight, Black World, other
Brook Press, however, is campus publications and
biased because it is geared to %*WUSB. A need was felt for a
the students at the State publication that would go
University at Stony Brook. beyond the surface of
The Stony Brook Press
Following an occupation of important issues and dig into
the Statesman offices by a their true measures. Executive Editor ...... Chris Fairhall
coalition of members from Some people feel the
-different campus groups, and campus -needs another
the subsequent publication of publication; others do not. We Editor .... Eric Brand Editor ....... Melissa Spielman
the newsletter Statesperson, hope that we do not Staff
the anhouncement was made disappoint any group with
that thecampus would have a high expectationsi;' ahd we
new paer-independent -of also hope that those who News and Feature: undsey Biel, Andy Cohen. Fred Friedman, Greg Hullender, Erik L Keller, Rachel
Statesman and Statesperson, thought . the University Kerdman, Jesse Londin. Robin Schreier, Angela Tenga, Sharon Welch. Phil Zack
While Statesman seems to be. Community did not need Arts: Mike Jankowitz, Mike Kornfeld
an event-driented paper, it another. publication, find Photo: Oana Brussel, Terrence (Spunky) Cullen, Steve Daly. Steve DiPaofa, Jay Fader, Vincent McNeece
was deided that The Stony something a appealing inThe Pioduction: Kathy Barrett. Laurie Brussel, Holly Chewinsky, Meg Dougherty
.
Biook Preswould gear its Stny Broodk Press.- Business: Perry Kivolowitz
editori--.btintft towards If you ihave an opinion ..· L l ; '...I"
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"I got involved in the University
that the program did not have when I met a black student, who
adequate office space. "They in -his, second .or;third year
know you can't do legitimate d cided he didn't like dormitory
things if' you don't have a life. He went to the housing office.
library," he said- and got a printout of rooms and
After teaching several years at
the University of Michigan at apartments that were available.
They, were,.. available for:;.white
Ann Arbor, Owens came to Stony students but not available-for
Brook in 1978. Hie recalled
meeting with administrators who black students. If he had a list of
told him that the University 20, he had the door slammed in
wanted a "national program." his face on 19, and got a flim flam
Owens recruited poet Amiri on the other one," he said:
Baraka last year. "1 recruited Anderson has lived in the area
him because he's of international since the 1960s. "I think this is a
importance." said Owens of the very .attractive community. I
man who used to be known as have a number of people I call
LeRoi Jones. friends in the community...But it
For Les Owens, Baraka is a ,doesn't detract. from the
shining success in the midst of criticisms that I have," he told a
broken promises. Owens reporter from The Stony Brook
resigned as head of Africana Aboutl 200-sudens prolesled the conditofn of Afrirana Sludlet at a rally earlier this month. Press.
Studies earlier this month to said there are not even 2,500 gathering structure to meet," he blacks in attendance and will also Many students at Stony Brook
protest the condition of the blacks on campus. said. note that some local residents may not be familiar ,with the
department: His, resignation According to figures from Long While the Stony Brook Union denounce the University. immediate area, but even
apparently resulted in Africana Range Planning, as of March, serves as a meeting center for "As I watched through the 60s, probably less know what is
Studies receiving more office 1979. there were 438 black full many groups, Hilton pointed out one of the things that the happening in New York,
space and room for library in the time students registered at Stony that BSU has its major meetings community was constantly according to Owens.. "Sadly,
Social and Behavioral Sciences Brook. While this was out of in Old Biology because of space asking was,. 'what was (the there are more things that
budding. "They will say it was 11,000 students, there were 3.000 limitations. University) going to do in t6rms Shappen in New York City, but you
ot triggered by the resignation, students who did not put down "There is not enough put in of changing the character of the Snever gather it n StonyrBrookt'
but clearly it was," he their race on the questionnaire. here for the minority programs," community?" Kenneth Anderson he said. On October 13, Owens
explained Though Owens has Over 6.000 people listed said Hilton. iHeadded that most President of the Brookhaven had Gil Noble of the American
resigned, he said he will continue themselves as white. eventS going on at Stony Bro6k Town branch of the NAACP, Broadcasting Corporation ad-
to run the program. "What's left Junior Donna Franklin. who is are geared to whites and that, told a Fortnight (the campus ress his civil rights class on
fi t a member of the SAINTS, said "Blacks don't feel this is their feature magazine) reporter in a issues from the city and the
At a rally held two weeks ago. that the academic plight of school." -nation.
recent interview. Anderson Noble is producer and host of
about 300 students gathered to blacks at Stony Brook started for "All the means of answered his own quesiton,
show support for the Africana many in high school. "Most of the communication is white saying "The Three Villages' the Sunday afternoon news show
Studies department. Owens said teachers are all white and didn't oriented," Hilton added. "I think leaders would never tolerate "Like It Is," and is also
that the rally "left people have the same motivation Statesman is unfair in its multi-family housing north of anchorman for the ABC la.te night
knowing that something was teaching black students. coverage of the populous of this Nesconset Highway (where the weekend news. He discussed the
going on." but that it changed Guidance counselors did not school, especially 'for minority .University is situated), because civil rights movement of the 1960s
very little "Change or lack of encourage you to take the folks," said Brown. and how it evolved to the Me
of what it would do to change the
change always produces rallies. tcollege preparatory) courses," Former President of , the quality of life, lower property Decade of the 1970s. 'There was
You get all sorts of agreement she said. Asian Students Association values, etcetera..." a plan set about by ttiepowerful
that there should be change." Franklin added that teachers Wally Lum said, "Asians don't .In terms of politicians, people in this country to undo"
said Owens. adding. "But it's at Stony Brook are not willing to perceive themselves as a part of Anderson said, "They're elected what was done during the 60s, he
always hard . spend extra time with black the social system here. . .but as - asserted. .
office on the platform (of)
As Owens fights for a legitimate students. The one tutorial group elements which are only, fighting against anyting that The nation's power.j brokers,
incorporated into it." lie said this. would disturb or alter the quality according to Noble, ,ut people
results in a lack of "active of life. in militant, progressive miinority
"Some kids looked at me like they participation (on the part of -oWe're notgoing to doanything organizations to_. cause internal
Asians) in-determining their own that would offer students or dissention. Then. with the use of
have never seen blacks before." fate as a minority." And as of workers or especially minority mass media and drugs, Noble
March, 1979. less than 500 people the opportunity to live said the power brokers subdued
students werregistered heree as re unless they've got the the activists, and in turn were
-Patrick Hilton Asians. resources to come in here and "putting out the fires that were
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W· d - il - -· Lr ld-----i Owens said he thinks that the buy a 50s6070 thousand dollar burning sobrightly."
racism at Stony Brook is worse house,' " he quotes them as Songs that are played t.oday are
Afncana Studies program, black that has been established is the doing a "'psychological number"
students at Stony Brook have SAINTS. which has study groups than at other schools. "In some stating.
tveen engagcd in a battle for and social functions. ways, it's worse because there is Anderson on more than one on young people, he said. "From
academic and social survival. There are no other groups or no student life. . .There is no occasion has told the story of how singing songs like "Ain't Going
according to Patrick Hilton. programs that concentrate on basic concern for students-you he got involved with Stony Brook : To Let Nobody Turn Us Around"
Special Projects Coordinator for tutoring blacks; said David just feel it," he said.
Black Students United. Brown, chairperson of the "People on campus hIave not
W Ihen Hilton first came lo Stony SA INTS. "If they wanted to bring been expised to issues that have
Brook, he found that the minority students from domiunated campus life in past
community surrounding campus disnadvantaged neighborhoods, years," said Lum. lie added that
sL predrwmnantly white "Some they should set up the programs the lack of political issues at
kids looked at me like they have to keep us here. As many should Stony Brook, which in the past
never seen blacks before." he graduate as come in," he gave students something to rally
said Many students at Stony asserted: around, has caused It situation
Brook have complained that the where students' "self control is so
community docs not offer them Brownisaid he was happy that high and self esteem is so low that
anything, and that their social the Administration provided they are in danger of being
lives are restricted to campus. Africana Studies with a library extinct."
.Though there are -scores of and more office space, but that it S1Though the University offers
Polity clubs, Hilton contends should do more. '"I think that the programs in Africana Studies,
there is little offered for black Administration is just now Women's, Asian and Hispanic
students. "There is no other thing starting to deal with the studies and interdisciplinary
besides BSU and the SAINTS (the minorities on this campus,. .but programs, the Vice President for
Scholastic Achievement itshould have been started a long Student Affairs does not think it
for
Improvement of Non-Traditional time ago." he said. offers enough. "Of course not,
Students)." he said. There is also "There's less racism at Stony how could I?" Wadsworth
a reason why blacks do not try to Brook than in the real world," asserted. "No one could argue
get involved in other clubs. said Sue Mankita. "But minority that there are enough programs
"Blacks aren't trying because groups are disadvantaged from for a diversified community. I
they think they will be kicked out. the word go.. .There is overt and could not say that we are
And the groups don't try to bring covert prejudice in scholastics,. comfortably diversified," she.
them in," Hiltonsaid- she said. "Look at standardized said, adding, "In part, that
Hilton said the BSU budget is testing." mirrors the nearby community,"
hardly enough to cover the cost of While the SAINTS is a group "The village of Stony Brook
activities for the group fora year. geared to both academic and must have incredible.power'
"To get Andrew Young up here, social activities for blacks, because you don't find thelkinds
it's $4,000-all we have is $8,000," Brown said it can not bridge the of things around the school that::
he said. In order to get a gap between, the two areas. you should," said Owens. The
referendum on the ballot to "There is no cultural center at local area does offer very. ittle
increase allocation, Polity this University. Most for s students. At meetings of the
requres 2,500 signatures. Hilton Universities have a central Civic Association of the
Setaukets, one will see very few
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From Institutional Racsin
to "Push, Push in the Bush" is rights. He asked if anyone had Theproblem of racism appears made an effort to get a general. Asians must be
indicative of today," he told the heard black soldiers in Rhodesia to be a social disease as old as diversified staff," said
recognized as a contributing
class. "Television has a way of referred to as anything else but humanity. "Society in its full Wadsworth. She added that she force inAmerican society."
making some people look like guerrillas. He apparently got his sense is never an entity separate agreed with the minority rights In order to teach Asians about
what they're not," said Noble, point across by class end, and he from those who compose it," rally because, "It's important totheir heritage, Lum said that
adding, "Criminals look like was given a standing ovation. Ruth Benedict said at the turn of put things in words, because it'sthey should do analytical work in
heroes and vice versa .., Richard "I am convinced that racist the century. In terms of dealing the first step of putting them into
history courses. "We need
Nixon." attitudes are born out of a lack of with and changing the attitudes action." analysis of the historic past,
"All of a sudden," he awareness," Noble asserted. of at least one segment of that In terms of particular issues,teaching of methodology to
continued, "at the same time of While most persons said they society, "The University ought to Wadsworth said, "The more discover this and encouraging
this civil rights movement, drugs think racism is perpetuated look seriously at doing intergroup specific and concrete the ethnic studies programs. Racism
became available. .. The most today by peoples' unwillingness conscience exercises within requests are, the better. I think
comes from Ignorance, and
potent drugs at the lowest to change their attitudes, as itself," said Wadsworth. people need to call the issues inAsians have not analyzed their
prices." Noble added that Wadsworth said, its origins were In order to help the University specific terms, resource terms," part," he said.
between the media and drugs, only touched upon, become diversified, it must draw referring to.costs. "In-depth talksThe key to change appears to
young people were being "People oppress other people," in minorities, according to are not what will change thiigs, be getting people to challeiage old
programmed. is one of the basic tenets or Wadsworth. "There was a though," she added. "Results values. But Leslie Owens said
He asked the students there if racism, according to Wadsworth. workshop last spring for count, no amount of rhetoric is this is tough. "The tendency is to
anyone had ever heard of the Noble said that the United States counselors of minorities in worth results." have more ahd more students
fight for freedom in Zimbabwe, has had racist,attitudes from its secondary schools. This was a Lum said, "The Asians must be who don't challenge anything. It
Rhodesia. He asked them if inception, citing the way whites focused effort and it's a small aware of their historic past and doesn't help the world any."
anyone had ever heard that lan treated the American Indians, step in the effort," she explained. this knowledge has to be
Smith was an oppressor of civil and the African slave trade. "In Student Affairs, we have transmitted to the population in
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The scene is typical: Soccer coach -
Chris Tyson is pacing back and forth in
front of the bench. He sporadically yells
out instructions to players on the field.
lie's both pensive and calm. His attitude
is relaxed "Sometimes he's a little too
easy going." said Co-captain Ron Beale,
"But that's an atiitude of the whole
team '
As the Pats have not lost once in their
last eight games, giving the team a 6-2-4
record with three games left this season,
it appears that the laid back attitude is
working "Our win-loss record indicates
we should be in the playoffs," said Beale,
but. "The next three games are still
important."
After playing Brooklyn at home
Saturday and away at Pratt Tuesday,
Beale said the team will play its toughest
opponent at home November 6. "It's a
division I powerhouse soccer school," he
said of Adelphi. "I'm really looking
forward to playing against them. We're
out to avenge a 5-0 loss from last season."
Adelphi crushed the Patriots last year, A jubilant Patrioi squad celebrate after scotlng a goal.
m w-hat Beale said was not even a good Beale said that the Pats came off a are on the ield, tney have to trust him, from a slow start to an impresive
game. "A lot of Adelphi's.foreign players slow start. "We really didn't come to*
are 25. 26 They play all year round. Last listen to him, and let him be their eyes. record with a lot of ties the soceer team
gether until the New Tech game October "He's good in the sense that I have a lot appears t6 be in gOi shpe for playoffs.
year we had 17 year old kids on the team
playing against them " 6." He said that a few players missed of respect for him,' Beale said. "He can But in order to go all the way, the Pats
The difference between this year's
games because of injuries, Though the act like one of us at times, yet everyone will have to play consistently good of
statistics show that the Pats have gotten does what he says, and I follow up on his fense and play up to tential . We hive
squad and last year's, he continued, is suggestions,"
that the players have had additional
their act together, there is still much the play potential to go as far as we
playing time together. "The nucleus of
room for improvement. "We could be While the Pats appear to joke around a can...to win the whole thig:in our
doing a lot better," said Beale. "We need lot, the team's playing ability shows that division...But the tei iasn't'played up
the team has been playing together -
several years." said Beale, adding that
a stronger offense. Something more they take the game seriously. "I might to its potential," said Beale.
last year the Pats came up on the short
consistent...With a more consistent of- fool around a lot and not seem serious at "The team has been playing good," he
side of a lot of t-goal decisions and this fense, the play is a lot more relaxing." times, but everything I take to heart," said "But notgreat.i .
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-ear. we" re corning up on lop. offense move is the coach. While the Pats says something, I really listen to him."
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Volume 91 ssue I "T e ewish Voice of Stony BBroot_" October 27th, 2004
Welcome To Shelanu
By The Editorial Staff of Shelanu
Hello and Welcome dear Shelanu e voice of the Jewish com-
reader, we the Shelanu staff are grateful for f Stony Brook. Therefore
your decision to read our paper. The paper urage readers to submit
you hold before you today is not new and ha! Sthe paper at
existed on this campus for many years. _SBU@hotmail.com if the
Unfortunately for the past year the paper wac we publish contradicts the
inactive largely due to lack of interest and our readers. These let-
leadership. After careful consideration the tv be reviewed and pub-
current Editor-In-Chiefs decided that the nd our paper will try to
Jewish community of this campus needed a 'your opinions. But don't
newspaper that will equally and un-biasely plain if you don't like
represent their opinion. Following a lot of ig, come join our staff!!
work and organization y need writers, photogra-
the product of this nd people to help with
decision is before you. design, and anyone else
The new Shelanu newspaper will co hes to contribute. So if
sist of a total of 8 sections that will cover any like you can help us in our
and all aspects concerning a Jewish person r the perfection of this
our times. These sections will include a cam- ease e-mail us and we will
pus life section that will report on any Jewish vite you to our next staff
related events that have taken place on cam-
pus, as well as a message from one of SBU',
many Rabbis, a first time writer section and stly the Shelanu staff
many more. Shelanu will also Include <e to give thanks where it
American and Israeli news sections that will nd thank all the people
report on American and Israeli happenings ped to contribute. In par-
covered by our local and Israeli reporters. In e'd like to thank G-d for
addition we will have a religious section that endous blessings in help-
will contain a summary of the weekly Torah ut this together, Dustin
portion for the week of that particular publics or his tremendous help
tion as well as commentary and stories from ication, Norman Prusslin
the sages of past and present generations. Some of sports section that will cover Jewish sports happen- for helping and guiding us in the red tape, and last but
the more exciting sections will include a "Jewish ings. not least the Jewish Community of Stony Brook for
Technology" section, a section promoting Jewish We are dedicated to representing an inspiring us to put out this publication.
What is Hillel?
By Noah Aronin Stony Brook Hillel Student President
There are many people who do not know what is the organization that is here to provide all Jewish stu- next semester. Some of the bigger events that we have
Hillel is, or what it is all about. Some people just have dents with the things that they want and need. Whether coming up are a trip to Six Flags Great Adventure, an
not heard about it. Some people have heard the name, a Jewish student is Conservative, secular, Orthodox, Israel fair, and a Hillel Semi Formal.
or seen a flyer with the name on it, but do not know what unaffiliated, or Reform, Hillel accommodates them all. Both students and staff members work very
it is. Some people think it is an organization that runs Hillel Foundation provides Stony Brook University with hard so that Hillel can provide great events, programs,
programs for Jews only. Some Jews, think it is an organi- kosher food, Orthodox, and Conservative religious servic- and facilities for all of the Jewish students at Stony Brook
zation that runs only religious programs. There are other es, along with a Judaic Discussion group every Friday University. That is what Hillel is; the organization on cam-
Jews, who think that they are too religious to go to a night. The Hillel Foundation also provides students with pus which is here to give Jewish students the things that
Hillel program. the Gloria and Mark Snyder Hillel Center, which has a they want and need as Jews. That is what we are all
Hillel is the Foundation for Jewish Life on big screen Television, a DVD player, a foosball table, and about. As Stony Brook Hillel Student President, I care a
Campus. It exists as a resource to all Jewish college stu- computers for students to use. The Gloria and Mark great deal about making sure that we are successful in
dents. It provides many different programs, all of which Snyder Hillel Center is a great place to get some school this mission.. If anyone wants anything Jewish at Stony
are aimed towards Jewish college students, but welcome work done between classes, or just hang out. Brook University that Hillel does not currently provide,
people who are not Jewish as well. Hillel Foundation This year Hillel has already had many great pro- please let me know so I can try to help make it happen.
offers many religious programs, such as religious servic- grams. We have had a few Shabbatonim, which are pro- My email is noahar@prodigy.net, or you can call us at
es and Shabbat meals. We offer many educational pro- grams on the Sabbath which are now usually accompa- 631-632-6565. I can not promise that any request will be
grams, such as Lunch and Learn programs. We have nied by free Friday night dinner. We have had a bowling met. I can promise that if there are Jewish students at
cultural programs, such as an Israel fair. We also provide night, karaoke night, an open house, a couple of barbe- Stony Brook University who want something Jewish I will
social programs, such as a bowling night, or an open ques, lunch aind learns, and too many other programs for do what I can to help make it happen.
house. me to keep listing. Hillel is also continuing to plan more
Hillel the Foundation for Jewish Life on Campus, programs for later this month, later this semester, and for
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Religious Absences and Campus Policy
By Evey Joseph
According to the Hillel Foundation For Jewish Jewish area of Queens or Brooklyn. However, there Undergraduate Bulletin, was printed on Interfaith
Campus Life website, there are anrestimated 1800 are many holidays that, like with any other religion, Center stationary, with Rabbi Joseph Topek's signature
Jewish students enrolled in Stony Brook University. A inhibit students' ability to attend class. On certain and Student Union extension included.
kosher dining hall rests in Roth Quad. Weekly ortho- Jewish holidays ( to name a few Rosh Hashanah, Yom One would think that this policy, as it can be found in
dox services are attended, with conservative and alter- Kippur and the first and last two days of Sukkot), at least two campus documents, would be somewhat
native minyanim (prayer groups) starting this semes- observant Orthodox Jews refrain from engaging in known, or that undergraduate department chairs would
ter. Five rabbis are involved in campus life, and affiliat- specific activities such as writing, the use of electricity, be somewhat aware of. In this article I do not list the
ed Jewish students are consistently active in various and any other sort of work forbidden in the Torah (writ- departments with which I have experienced difficulty
clubs and organizations on campus. The Jewish com- ten and oral). because after much time wasted, discussions with
munity is growing due to the proactive efforts of I understand the unreasonable nature of campus clergy, trips to the Undergraduate Academic
administration, staff and students to make Stony Brook assuming that every professor know and memorize the Affairs office and much energy spent, I have dealt with
a place where Jewish students of all Jewish sects can times and dates of holidays belonging to every faith these issues, and come to mutually agreed upon alter-
feel comfortable and welcomed. Yet, with all of these observed on campus. However, upon the submission natives with my professors. After explaining the details
things pervading the campus, I have encountered of accredited documentation, Stony Brook faculty is and my distress, my professors cooperated very gen-
problems that seemingly make religious observance required to allow make-up tests and alternative dates erously, and for that I thank them. However, all these
and academic success mutually exclusive. I have to submit homework. activities, trips to various administrative offices and
experienced a failure on the university's part in making Before Sukkot, I submitted documentation much worrying, have taken much time away that could
Stony Brook University an environment conducive to given to me by Rabbi Joseph Topek of Stony Brook's and would have been spent making up the work that I
Jewish practice. Interfaith Center, affirming the dates of the classes I missed.
According to both New York State education would be missing and quoting the Stony Brook's As the class-missing holidays are over, I am
law, and Stony Brook policies as they appear in the Faculty & Professional Employee Handbook. "Section slowly making up the readings and other assignments
Student Undergraduate Bulletin and the Faculty & 224-a of the New York State Education Law states that that I was unable to complete during the month-long
Professional Employee Handbook, certain accommo- 'Any student... who is unable, because of his [or her] sequence of holidays that began with Rosh Hashanah.
dations must be made for absences caused by reli- religious beliefs, to attend classes.., shall, because of I hope that in the present, and future, faculty will make
gious observance. However, the university has neg- such absence on the particular day or days, be known the university's policies and ensure their imple-
lected to ensure the implementation of said policies, excused from performing on the particular day or days mentation. Many other faiths celebrate holidays unac-
thus making difficult my ability to make up work neces- any examination or any study or work requirements. It knowledged by the American calendar. I am sure they
sary for my academic success. shall be the responsibility of the faculty and of the experience difficulties similar to mine. I hope for their
I find it safe to say that the average Stony administrative officials... to make available to each sakes, as much as my own, that things change within
Brook student and faculty member is aware of the student who is absent from school, because of reli- undergraduate departments. Like the newly renovated
Jewish holidays which provide them the freedom of not gious beliefs, an equivalent opportunity to make up Shelanu, I hope that this article will shed a little light
attending or teaching class at the start of the fall any examination, study, or work requirements which he on the needs of Stony Brook's growing Jewish commu-
semester. He/she may also know some tunes to [she] may have missed because of such absence...'" nity, and the university's embracing of it.
"Dreidel, dreidel," or have grown up in a predominantly This, excerpt, also found in the Stony Brook's
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Gaza Pullout Plan Hitting Roadblocks
By Melissa Friedman
there is no conclusive evidence connecting it with the within Israel itself, dividing Sharon's right-wing Likud Referendum, which Sharon claims will slow down the
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the ongoing Israel- with the United Nations which called the incursions severe
Palestinian conflict. violence. human rights violations and "wanton destruction." The
Since Sharon i minority, a resolution calling for immediate cessation of attacks in
announced his pullout number of the Gaza strip has been vetoed by the United States.
plan, terrorist attacks lied fear a The United Natibns several months ago passed a res-
on Israel have he actual olution calling for the dismantling of the fence between
increased to make it a civil war Israeli and Palestinian territories, which was vetoed by
appear that terrorist pparent, the U.S. Israel has defended itself by stating the U.N.
attacks are effective in a very ignored the gunrunners tunnels under the areas where
driving Israel out of the )rity of roads, and water pipes were ripped out, and citing that
occupied territories. In tually the problem of suicide bombings has been largely
response, Israel has he use of ignored by the U.N. The U.N. has not passed any res-
targeted more top lead- Sprevent olutions condemning the suicide bombings against
ers of militant groups, awal.. civilians as crimes against humanity, and have not in
and has increased the s plans to the most recent conflicts, acknowledged suicide bomb-
pitch of its incursions tc e pullout ings as a factor beyond the fact that over 1,000
demonstrate that the pullout plan is not caving to ter- plans with settler leaders with whom relations have Israelis have been killed since the renewal of hostili-
rorists. been significantly strained since the announcement of ties.
The withdrawal plan has spurred contention the plan. He refuses the calls for a national
By Shimon Shakhnovich
Taluha
The last holiday of the Jewish month of organized walk through all of New York City to those is done in the spirit of Taluha which emphasizes
Tishrey is perhaps one of the most joyous holidays of synagogues that are known to be in need of some bringing the spirit of the holiday to all Jews.
the Jewish calendar. This holiday, named Simchas extra holiday spirit. This walk starts off in the Crown , Rabbi Yossi Turk, the Chief Rabbi of the city of
Torah, marks the end of the yearly cycle of the public Heights section of Brooklyn, and spreads out through Cordoba, Argentina, is also one of these students who
reading of the Torah, and begins the new cycle which the five boroughs. Containing slightly more then 5,000 decided to dedicate his life to the spreading of
is joyously celebrated by the Jewish people all over Chassidic participants, this walk is an amazing specta- Judaism. When asked about his experience with
the world. In every part of the world during the first cle. A line of Chassidic Jews stretches as far as you Taluha, the Rabbi exclaims, " I would always partici-
day of the holiday, and everywhere outside of Israel on can see ahead of you, and in the back of you every- pate in it when I was in New York City. We still do it
the second day of the holiday, people sing and dance one is in high spirits, singing, dancing, and rejoicing in with my kids. We don't have another shoul [synagogue]
with the holy Torah scrolls in their synagogues, com- the holiday. Due to its magnitude, this tremendous to walk to, so we walk a few blocks in the area looking
munity centers, and on the streets of their communi- event has been described by some people as the for some Jew to participate him in the Yom Tov (good
ties. Happiness and rejoicing are the two main reenactment of the Exodus. day, i.e. holiday) simcha."
themes you will find anywhere you go in the Jewish Fortunately, Taluha doesn't really stop in STaluha, fortunately, is not limited to anyone.
world on those two days. Crown Heights. Most Lubavitch yeshiva students end Everyone can participate in it. The only thing that a
But what of those synagogues whose mem- up going all over the world to perpetuate the spread- person really needs to do is be in Crown Heights on
bers are getting older or fewer in number and are nat- ing of Judaism to Jews in the most intimate corners of Simchas Torah. Finding a group to go with is never a
urally lacking in the holiday spirit? Should these peo- the globe. With them comes the spirit of Taluha. problem. Hopefully, this kind of tremendous outreach
ple miss out on one of the happiest days of the Jewish Some of us may have seen the Chabad Rabbi of that touches so many Jews in the most intimate
year? These are the questions that the sixth Rebbe Stony Brook, Adam Stein, dancing with a Torah scroll recesses of their hearts will help secure a future for
(rabbi) of Lubavitch (a Jewish Orthodox movement) and trying to get all who pass by to join in with his Orthodox Judaism and the Jewish people.
must have been thinking of when he instated the simcha (happiness) during Simchas Torah, which this
Lubavitch custom of Taluha in the 1940's. Taluha is an year falls on October 8th. Believe it or not, all of this
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Cheap Sex Headed for a
Breakdown
By Erik Salomon
Cheap Sex is a four-piece street punk spoiled emo kids, but theirs is certainly one of
band from San Diego, California. The band the funnier ones.
formed in 2002 when singer Mike Virus moved The song begins with-a lisp-ridden boy
from his hometown of Philadelphia, complaining about how his life is "such a fias-
Pennsylvania to San Diego, California. Mike was co." "The Dashboard show is this weekend and I
one of the founding members of The Virus, a can't even fit into my little sisters jeans any-
well-known punk band from the East coast. He more." As the drums slowly build, the kid com-
left the band on good terms, following his job as plains about how "I make out with one guy at a
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interestingly enough, they the song portrays emo kids as
played with The Virus, they trendy-ass metrosexual
were signed to Punk-core poseurs who dress like fags just
records. "Headed for a-break- to get laid---. I-s-pretty--damnn
down" is the band's second LP. funny if you can look past the
The band mixes fast bigotry. I, for one, have a sense
paced punk drums and guitar of humor.
melodies with politically So yeah, if you like radio
charged and sometimes funny friendly music, driving SUVs,
lyrics. One of Virus' favorite watching Survivor, the emo
topics is corporate media cen- music scene, corporate censor-
sorship. In the song "Raped by ship, or the current President
the FCC," Virus screams, of the United States, then this
"Indecency is a word for this probably isn't your kind of
freedom invasion from the record. If you like obnoxiously
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ya???" Other topics addressed in Virus' lyrics top of my punk favorites list, but its pretty
are: the need for a voice for today's youth, rich fucking cool.
fuckers who drive SUVs, child molesters, reali- The CD is available on www.CheapSexPunks.com
ty television, trend followers, and of P.S. the Stony Brook Statesman sucks shit...
course...emo kids. Cheap Sex is not the first
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By Claudia Toloza
On September 2 8t h , Colombian record- dressing as if he was mourning the death of why the world is in such a bad state, and iwhy
ing artist Juanes released his third and latest someone. Even though this song is about break- there are wars going on. One of the lines of the
album, Mi Sangre. Since its release, this album ing up, it is still one of the most upbeat songs in song asks, "Pregunto yo que pas6 en el mundo
appears to be a complete success for Juanes the album. This song is also reminiscent of hoy/ Que en todos los diarios yo leo las mismas
since it already has claimed the #1 spot on the Juanes' song, "La Paga," from his album Un Dia noticias de horror/Vidas que callan Isin
Top 25 Latin albums on the Billboard charts. Normal. raz6n..." ("What is going on the world today? All
For many of his fans, this album had been long I read in the newspapers are stories of horror of
awaited, and it especially came as a surprise people dying for no reason"). These particular
because he had mentioned in a previous inter- lines sum up most the meaning of the song in
view that this album was going to a remixing of which Juanes is not only questioning the tragic
the songs from his second album. Mi Sangre, events that fill up most of the Colombian
however, is filled with 12 original new songs, evening news, but also the unjustified killings
all written and composed by Juanes himself. that occur around the world all because of war.
Like his other two albums, Fijate Bien and Un One of the most surprising songs in the album
Dia Normal, the songs from Mi Sangre are filled is track number 9, "Rosario Tijeras". In this
with a mixture of musical genres ranging from song, Juanes pays homage to Colombian writer
rock, rap, classical, and, as always, traditional Jorge Franco and his novel of the same title.
Colombian music styles. The lyrics in this Like the novel, the song tells the story of
album also move a step further than the lyrics Rosario Tijeras, a young Colombian woman, 'who,
of his last two albums when it comes to talking from a young age, has lived a rough live having
about issues like war and love. been sexually assaulted as a minor. Her youth-
His first single for this album, titled ful experiences made her into a tough young
"Nada Valgo Sin Tu Amor" ("I'm Worthless woman who becomes involved in the world of
Without Your Love"), has already been a huge drugs, sex, and violence; a world which ulti-
success, playing non stop in many Latin mately leads to her demise.
American radio stations. Many of the songs in This album, overall, is great because
this album, like his single, "Nada Valgo Sin Tu Juanes is able to demonstrate the talent he has
Amor," talk about love, which is not surprising ...
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.. for writing beautiful music. He is also able to
showcase his incredible musical ability when it
because Juanes has recently married the moth-
er of his young daughter, Luna. Other songs in comes to composing music. Even if you don't
this album don't just talk about being in love, speak Spanish you can still find this album very
they also talk about love lost, such as "La However, not all the songs in this album enjoyable just because of the different styles of
Camisa Negra" ("Black Shirt"). In this song, deal with love. Like his previous albums, in Mi music Juanes is able to bring together. The
Juanes explains that heartbreak can be so Sangre, Juanes also mentions the problems that quality of this album definitely shows from the
painful that it can drive a person to the point of exist in the world today. In his song, "Que very 1st song, all the way through track 12.
Pasa?" ("What's Going On?"), Juanes questions
Action Revi ew
By Melanie Donovan
All the way from Toronto, Canada, the one knows" is very interesting because it just scream, "No one knows, No one cares."
band Action has found its way into my CD starts off with a sort of drumming sound that Like most of the songs, "Dawn of a
player. Action consists of five guys with sounds like a marching band or army drum. New War," talks about sending our kids off to
instruments who would describe their music The song itself is about John Kerry without war, with some awesome soloing going on.
this way, "ACTIONrelies heavily on the pun- mentioning his name though. "Lie alone in "Political abandon for the underclass/ Breeds
ishing sounds of British and Scandinavian your empty bedroom/ You were young so long caustic hatred for the 'greener grass'/
naracore punk
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are just some
of the lyrics.
The song "No
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In 1985 Hideyuki or whatever seems to seems to be just for money in the beginning. The
Kikuchi's graphic novel please him, and damsel's name is Charlotte, and she has been
Vampire Hunter D was although there are taken away from her home by the Vampire Meier
brought to life in the form women who always get Link. In this film however, D is not alone.
of an anime. In 2000, anoth- attached to him, he Charlotte's parents have also contracted a skill-
er tale of Vampire Hunter D seems to brush them ful group of monster/vampire hunters, known as
was brought to film. While off in the end, and is the Marcus brothers. As they move across the
the fifteen years between once again drifting movie D begins to realize that there is more
movies is a significant across the globe, going on behind the kidnapping of Charlotte,
amount of time, especially In the 1985 and that the most crucial factor may be love.
in the genre of anime, there film, the Dunpeel is Moving aside from the plot, there is
is still a constant theme at asked for help by a plenty more to Vampire Hunter D that makes it
play that makes the young girl named a must watch. The animation quality in the 2000
Vampire Hunter D some- Dorris because she has movie is actually very good, and that's not an
thing that you have to see. been bitten by the insult to the 1985 version, its animation is
The world of the Count Magnus Lee. about as good as it got for the time, proving what
anime circles around the Dorris needs D to kill the difference fifteen years can make.
main character, simply Magnus before she The plot for the first initial D movie was
known as D. D is the child of turns into a vampire a little on the weak side compared to the seco-d,
a human and a vampire, and herself. While the and the rating on imdb.com reflects that. In
is known as a "Dunpeel." action was rather sub- addition, the voice acting was rather bad in my
The most advantageous trait dued, and the anima- view (referring to the dubbed of course), some-
of the Dunpeels is that they tion quality that was thing that was much better in the 2000 film. If
have the ability to move average for 1985, you want to avoid this, just pick up the DVDs
around n the sunlight there are no major and watch them in Japanese with subtitles.
(Think of Blade, only really, complaints about the Problem solved!
REALLY white). D's person- movie, as long as you The Vampire Hunter D series makes for
ality is the "quiet type," watch this one first, a good night's entertainment, and combing the
the kind of man who only In the 2000 two is an excellent way to compare howSanime as
says things that are really meaningful or piece, D once again finds himself in a position a genre has progressed over fifte en years.
important. Furthermore, D seems to drift about where he is rescuing another damsel in dis- Happy viewing!
without meaning, working for money or justice, tress. This time however, the reason for doing so
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I "HEART"
IUCKABEES
By Jamie Mignone
This is the best film I've meaning from context and the lack
seen in a long while. I think I thereof, challenge the will, ques-
"Heart", "I Heart Huckabees". The tion their purposive selves and
film is about people with stylized redefine their personal identities.
ways of being who oftentimes take A lot of the characters meet their
themselves too seriously. W.hen one ideal oppositeý conflict ensues, and
does regard their idealism with then before you know it, someone's
such high esteem, they're bound to jet ski gets burned up, and we all
run into situations that make them quit our jobs.
question the meanings of events in In attempting to provide an
their lives. In that scenario, the account of the nature of the uni-
most logical course of action is to verse, allusions are made to, among
hire Dustin Hoffman and Lily other things, body bags and blan-
Tomlin to follow you around and kets. Funny things happen to the
explain, While causing a ruckus at poor frantic characters
your workplace, snooping through The Huntington Cinema
your trash, and trailing you all day Arts Centre is running this film,
on a bicycle. and if you think that watching peo-
The cast was great, and ple panic over philosophy is fun
Marky Mark stood out in his role as then you must attend this flick.
a ready to fight defender of the
earth, who must compulsively
remind everyone of the treachery of
petroleum products and the usage
thereof.
Monists versus nihilists vie
for the solution to Albert's (Jason
Schwartzman), meaning vacuum.
The universe is constantly sup-
posed as either one way or another,
and Marky -Mark and Albert chal-
lenge both ideas throughout the
film as the encounter other charac-
ters in existential crisis. Funny
things happen to the poor frantic
characters as they try to derive
rage bi
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The Grudge
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More Like a Mistake
.By Julissa M. Rodriguez
Sarah Michelle Gellar is not fighting movie. The story does move a bit slow, but it is murder mystery; it keeps you guessing. The
the usual vampires and demons, but she's ghosts appear pretty early in the movie, but
fighting a supernatural curse instead. The the explanation is not given until the end,
Grudge is not the usual teen slasher movie, but which is the only reason for actually sitting
it is definitely not terrifying. Following the through the entire thing. Unlike The Ring, it
traditions of recent horror films, The Grudge has more than one ghost creeping around pop-
has the same effect as the rest...it's eerie and ping out at the most obvious intervals. Its plot
interesting, but I don't think anyone will lose is also similar to The Ring, without giving it all
any sleep because of it. Despite it's intricate away; it has a very similar story as well as
plot, the film lacks intrigue due to its style and technique. Do not expect to jump out
Americanization. Takashi Shimizu, the direc- of your seat until the very end, of course. Like
tor of the original Japanese version, directs in the tradition of all horror movies there were
this version of The Grudge. His guidance still a few instances where you feel like yelling at
did not save the film. This adaptation is weak- the screen because the character clearly does
er than the first. The Japanese influence is something idiotic that is just asking for them
still displayed but the film clearly lacks to die. Perhaps having a different cast the film
depth. The movie is very reminiscent of The might have taken a different direction.
Ring, which was also a Japanese remake (think Watching the Japanese version first,
of scary black hair). The images are quite and then seeing the American version destroys
frightening but the scary moments are spo- the film's original mystique; it should not have
radic. The violence is not graphic. Most of it been remade. It's not a complete flop, but it is
is done off camera while showing the end disappointing in comparison to the other one.
results. It's a film for entertainment's sake, obviously
Its non-linear plot keeps the story not an Oscar winner, but-not a total crowd
interesting, which is about the only alluring pleaser either. For future warning there is also
quality that the film has. Jumping back and a preview for The Ring 2before the film begins.
forth between past and present saves the I think that says it all.
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Binghamton- 10-1-5 4-1-2 14 4-0-1 Maine 11-4-1 5-2-0 15 4-1-0
Albany 10-3-2 4-2-1 13 4-0-0 Boston Univ 12-3-2 4-2-1 13 3-1-1
New Hampsh 5-4-6 3-1-3 12 2-2-1 Binghamton 10-5-1 4-3-0 12 2-3-0
Vermont 8-5-3 3-3-1 10 2-2-1 New Hampsh 8-7-2 4-3-0 12 2-3-0
UMBC 7-5-3 3-4-0 9 2-1-2 Vermont 9-8-1 4-4-0 12 2-3-0
Stony Brook 9-5-2 2-3-2 8 1-3-1 Stony Brook 6-7-4 3-3-1 10 1-3-1
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Life, Liberty and Petrochemicals
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With oil prices at an all time high, many people have been con-
By Leonid Borovskiy
Fuel: Car and Auto:
sidering (as they did before in the 70s) moving away from oil as a
Benzene Antifreeze
major source of our energy production. It would make the US more
Gasoline Car Seats
independent of this politically expensive energy source, and even
Heating Oil Dashboards
most oil companies are focusing on positioning themselves as energy
Jet Fuel Machine Oil
companies, regardless of source. But one issue rarely considered in
Kerosene Model Cars
public is where other oil-based products will come from. Since the
Natural Gas Oil Filters
petrochemical revolution, more and more products have been made
from crude oil, some reengineered (like artificial rubber) and some Roads (Asphalt)
Outdoor Products: Sports Car Bodies
made exclusively from oil (like all. plastics). Regardless, we are
Fishing Rods Synthetic Rubber
reliant on oil for many of these products. The following is a partial list
Insect Repellent Tires
of things that are commonly made from petrochemicals:
Insecticide
House, Homecare and Garden: Medicine: Sunglasses Children's Products:
Ammonia Anesthetics Tents Balloons
Plastic Bottles Antihistamines Crayons
Candles Artificial Heart Valves Office and Electronics: Dolls
Curtains Artificial Limbs Adhesive Tape Glue
Detergent Aspirin Electrical Tape Halloween Masks
Dishwashing Liquid Cold Cream- Magnetic Tape Paintbrushes
Disposable Diapers Contact Lenses Magnetic Tape Cassettes
Enamel Cortisone Magnetic Tape Recorders Clothing:
Epoxy Paint Dentures Calculators Buttons
Fertilizer Glycerin Compact Disks Clothing Dyes
Floor Carpeting Mineral oil Computers Nylon
Floor Linoleum Prescription Glasses Credit Cards Pantyhose
Floor Tiles DVDs Polyester
Floor Wax Personal Care: Ink Shoe polish
Food Preservatives Bandages LP records Shoes
Garden Hoses Deodorant Packaging
Household Cleaners Disposable Razors Pens There are, of course, many,
Ice Cube Trays Hair Combs Safety Glass more products we use today that
Mini-Blinds Hair Curlers Typewriter Ribbons are made from petrochemicals, this
Mops Hand Lotion Typewriters is not meant to be a comprehensive
Paint Rollers Lipstick list. But these are products that we
Patio Furniture Liquid paraffin Sports and Safety: constantly use and need, and as oil
Refrigerants Nail Polish Artificial Turf supplies become more limited, we
Refrigerator Insulation Perfume Footballs will find ourselves asking the
Shower Curtains Rubbing Alcohol Golf Balls question "What do we do when we
Shower Doors Shampoo Lifejackets run out of petrochemicals?"
Shower Heads Shaving Cream Parachutes Continue this discussion
Sofas Toothpaste Skis online at The Stony Brook Press
Trash Bags Toothpaste Tubes Sports Helmets Public Forum at http://www.thep-
Unbreakable Dishes Vaseline A
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The Brown Bunny is both a love story and a haunting portrait of a lost soul unable to forget his
past. After finishing a motorcycle race in New Hampshire, Bud Clay (Vincent Gallo) loads his
racing bike into the back of his van and begins a cross-country odysqey to Los Angeles. During
his trip he meets three very different women: Viilet, a wholesome all-American gas station att-
endant; Lilly (Cheryl Tiegs), a fellowlost soul he connects with at a highway rest stop; and Ros-
e, a Las Vegas prostitute. Though he can never escape his intensefeelings for the love of his life,
Daisy (Chloe Sevigny), he plans to reconcile with her when he reaches Los Angeles. Building to
a notorious climax, the film presents one of the frankest portrayals of male sexuality ever seen
in American cinema Adults only. No one under 18 admitted.
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By David K. Ginn
Okay, so there was really nothine oas- tine back to the debate, vou orobablv know why dent media. This wasn't a oosition I was very
sionate about it, about to see the
an almost lonely 3the debate goes
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with being there. good.
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about the Wednes< ok Statesman. It
I was aske< te a nice, petite,
Press in the stude bout the debate.
that day. I planne man wrote about
I thought were i
questions, asking wasn't very flat-
should be asked. )ject of this arti-
So, as I'm f mine except to
from NYPIRG that girlfriend makes
actually going to s have, though, is
wagered that Le S$ e first place. I'm
and I questioned le, and neither is
n't be there. It w he caption under
on the panel by m vid Ginn, News
I thought that sin ss, was one of the
tant, they should
time out to ask in have to be made
direction our cou the news editors
in January. I me writing "'a' news
panel. The stude he title is just a
dent body. Studc ik it's important
students. The m my Brockner, the
media. This is in s, was also there
Stony Brook Pres Brittany is a ter-
made sure that ou ery much unfair
tial candidates w be trivialized at
leaped at the op he Statesmanfor.
happy to say, they t I do care about,
with the question s not just me, or
has enough confi dy else who gets
allow that person who's responsi-
views and inquiri involved- every
have a good paper makes the paper
This is yel tsurvive without
able to fortify my at's just it.
ence between The to point out that
that The Statesma I don't want any-
a people. there as a moder-
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and ever, and des e Press wanted
and its acceptanc the debate. My
around. It's an ii became one in
a corporation, wil t the role of stu-
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times. To have t 1,very poor con-
thing that both p. Press and those
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William Shatner "Common People"
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Duran Duran"Notorious"
Bat o "a ou
Beastie Boys "Shake Your Rump"
Megadeth"Killing Is My Business... and Business
SisGod" Beatallica "Everybody's Got a Ticket to Ride
is Good!"
Except for Me and My Lightning"
Buzzcocks "Ever Fallen in Love"
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Age of Ambival ice
By Daniel Seifert
With the coming elections, I think the keted-to while they are played-to. Why? They is easier to see.
appropriateness of this article can not be turnout and vote, and, perennially, they are the We need to show people the power that
understated. I am a self-proclaimed "pragmatic most active political demographic, and because their vote wields. Think how differently the
liberal"; all the ideas without the utopian of that politicians talk to them instead of pay battle over higher tuitions here at Stony Brook
grandeur. Election Day is not far off, but the them lip service like they do our demographic. could have gone if we had elected the proper
ideas contained in this article are intended be If we voted as consistently as they did, we would state officials. If students had used their power
applicable at any time. There is only one ques- have our ideas taken seriously, and issues that at the ballots, we could have elected officials
tion-that can jump start this article correctly: matter to us could take front stage. But I prom- who were more sympathetic to the issue. Using
how can there possibly be undecided voters in ised this would not be your typical turnout out your vote on the local and state level allows you
an election as charged as this? Attending Stony and vote speech so let me show you why. to affect change on issues that hit home every-
Brook, or any university for that matter, belies If I were to ask anyone what the most day. With gay marriage being such a hot issue
the latent ambivalence that is present in our important election is, I am positive that almost this election, my point becomes increasingly
society. everyone would answer the presidential elec- clearer. As it stands, gay rights are still a state
If you have paid any attention to the cov- tion. I would disagree, and say that elections issue; voting for candidates who support your
erage of this presidential election, the group stance on gay rights on the state level could
that is slotted to play the biggest role at the actually empower a state to legalize gay mar-
poles are the undecided. Both candidates, Bush riage.
and Kerry alike, are playing to these people, The first step towards ending this
pandering for their support. Both candidates ambivalent sentiment is by showing people that
are trying to appear as centrist as possible their vote does count. By turning out every year
while attacking the other for being liberal or for state and local elections, they will be able to
conservative. Kerry is deemed one of the most see the power of their vote. Their vote is pro-
liberal senators, and Bush is painted as a con- portionately more important, and, in general,
servative ideologue. In this election with such local elections are closer, which will further
charged issues as the Iraq war, gay rights, and illustrate the power of a single vote. Seco-ndly,
abortion, the fact that undecided voters exist is people can elect candidates on a smaller scale
a testament to the level of ambivalence in our more easily, which would allow them to elect
society. . candidates who are actually working for the
I want to focus on the group of people benefit of their constituency. This would prove
who I think are the vanguard of the Age of to people that not all politicians are crooks who
Ambivalence: the notorious 18-24 demographic. are in office as a means of attaining power. This
They can best be characterized by the phrase,- bleeds into the third reason: voting in local and
"my vote doesn't count." They feel that politi- state elections can cure the affliction of ambiva-
cians are liars.who are out of touch with socie- lence; people will see that they can affect
ty, and that there is nothing that they can do to change with their vote. This is perhaps the most
change that. These three characterizations are important point; if someone feels disenfran-
the three things that I am hoping to end. It chised and they are able to see the power their
extends as far as the low voter turnout of the vote wields, they will hopefully regain the con-
2000 election, of which this demographic has viction to vote.
the lowest turnout of all, with only 32 percent I do not care what party or ideological
of the age group voting. Beyond that, and per- allegiance you have; it is more important to me
haps more frightening, is the registration per- that you turn out and vote. Living in a society
centage of that election where 54 percent of peo- for you local and state government are more where there is a palpable level of ambivalence
ple in the 18-26 age group were not even regis- important and allow you to affect greater and apathy is sickening. We pride ourselves on
tered to vote. If these statistics are not a smok- change. On a daily basis your state and local being a bastion of democracy when our level of
ing gun of ambivalence, than I don't know -what governments directly affect your life more than democracy at home is appalling. It all starts
is. the president.\ How often do residential man- with people of our age group who' are too
Now let me make my call to arms; a plea dates and federal laws effect you on a daily obsessed with their Thursday night parties and
to all those who feel disenfranchised, powerless basis? It is essential that we eliminate the mys- what outfit they are going to wear tomorrow.
and excluded. You do have power, and no, I am tique of the presidential election without Look around you: laws are being passes that are
not going to make the typical your vote counts understating its significance. The president is going to affect us the most; privatization of
speech, instead I am going to implore you to the undeniable leader _of the country, but in social security, gay rights, tax laws, and, most
head my arguments and take them to hleart. order to end the age of ambivalence, we must importantly, an aggressive foreign policy which
While people in general need to pay more atten- show people that voting does make a difference. reaffirms the U.S. hegemony. It is our duty to
tion to the political scene, young people partic- On a rocal and state level, your vote is propor- speak up now, because if we don't, things are
ularly do, since the policies and plans put into tionally more significant thus; it is easier to going to quickly become out of our reach. If we
action now are going to be inherited by our gen- encourage people to vote by showing the power don't act now, we will have no one to blame but
eration. We (and by we I mean young voters) of their vote. If you and a group of your friends ourselves.
have incredible power. As an age group we out- turn out and vote in a local election, you have
number the vaunted 65 and up, yet we are mar- the power to affect greater change, a change that
SBU-TV, WUSB, The Stat-esman and the Stony
a LIVE program discussing the pressing issues of student life today
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The Allegory Comer
By David K. Ginn
The movie Jurassic Park is obviously an really come to see: the slaves. The first slave makes sure that the survivors have to spend a
allegory for the pre- and post-civil war period they want to see doesn't show up. No one ever few days in his territory.
of American history. The evidence is right gets a reason why. He's just... gone. Yeah, like Meanwhile, the southern owners are try-
there, plain as-day. we don't know what happened. Psh. ing to get their lands back into order. There is
In the beginning of the movie we see a Then there's the second slave. He's the no way for them to get all the slaves rounded up
dinosaur in a cage that uses its intelligence to famous one. He's the one who wrote books and again. They are free now. There is nothing they
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murder one of its captors (the gatekeeper, in snuck tnem out to get puo- can ao about it.
fact). The dinosaurs, of course, represent the lished. They wait with such Now the main problem is
black slaves and the captors represent the gleeful anticipation to see getting their cages and control
southern slave owners. These slave owners him, safe behind his cage, equipment back up and in
underestimate the intelligence of their slaves unable to ciush their white order. And so what happens?
and end up paying dearly for it. world from his side of the That's right. In the movie, the
It is this incident that inspires all the fence. Ah, but he doesn't black man volunteers to go out
men to shoot the dinosaur. Gee, haven't we seen show up either. Then they try into the land of dinosaurs so
this before? Oh yeah, over a hundred years ago, to feed him. He doesn't want that way his honkey superiors
when southern slave owners lashed out against to be fed. He wants to hunt. can have their freaking power.
slaves when they tried to defend themnselves. So as they leave the Notice that word, too. Power.
This scene should have come to no surprise to pen of this famous slave (the That's what it's all about, man.
anyone who had slave ancestors. T-Rex) they come across It's no coincidence.
So what's the next thing the Jurassic another slave, one who should What happens next, you
Park officials try to do? They get the "experts" have been hidden, too. This ask? Well, the experts end up
to come over and evaluate their little island, one is sick, and for the first escaping the slave land, then
which just happens to be off the coast of Costa time the experts begin to see they go back to the big head
Rica, representing the secession of the the problems with the slave slave owner who called them
Confederacy from the Union. These experts, lands. The slaves would get down there and tell him that
representing Northern Liberators, come down to sick very easily, and some- his slave lands suck. Big time.
the island under the Premise that they should times die, all because no one There's no way they're going
prepare a good and satisfied report, thereby bothered to check up on their to endorse this island,
endorsing their little setup. living environment. mandinga. They've got sick,
And why do they do this? Well, because Then, secretly, there undernourished animals
the Confederacy feels that the best way to get is one man who decides that (slaves), animals breaking
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to convince them that everything is just fine. too. He is paid handsomely to kidnap as many and absolutely no control (white supremacists).
These people just happen to be "experts," which slaves as he can and then breed them for north- So they take off in their little helicopter
means that they were former slave-owners ern slave dealers. This is oh-so-perfect. and let the slaves have their island. But is that
themselves. Unfortunately though, this doesn't work out for the end? If the sequel to this movie were about
The idea here is to get these so-called him. All he ends up doing is setting all the the original island instead of that stupid Isla
experts to tell the Union that things are slaves loose. Bad idea, man. Then, as he tries to Sorna shit, then you could bet your bottom dol-
Hunkey-mother-boinking- dory over at escape with his cargo, the first slave, the one lar off your ass that it'd consist of more white
Confederate Island. No prob, Bob, right? who didn't show up the first time, finds him and men, this time trying to kill the dinosaurs and
Wrong! kills him in an oh-so-gruesome way. take their island back. I wouldn't be surprised
At first, everything does go okay. The Justice, man. All the way. if they were all wearing the same military uni-
experts are amazed at how organized and well But now there's a problem for the form: white robes and hoods!
kept these slave lands are. Everything is just so experts. That big, famous slave that stayed hid-, SBooya. Jurassic Park is racist. Rock
beautiful. They've accomplished a miracle here. den? Well now he's out, and he's got white that shit, yo. I like vanilla ice cream. Later.
But then the experts ask to see what they had supremacists to kill. He attacks the experts and
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By John Mascher
Four years ago, the citizens of this nation Idaho - 4 - After voting about 2:1 for New Hampshire - 4 - Enthralled with
went to our polling places and created one of the Bush, Idaho is shocked to learn when it tries to his "straight talk," New Hampshire insists on
closest and most contested results ever. What certify the votes that it's name is a hoax, and it voting for McCain.
are the chances of a repeat of this event? Well, never actually became a state. New Jersey- 15 - Having been the tar-
Gore isn't running, so zero, you fool. But this Illinois- 21 - Nobody bothers to vote, get of too many jokes already, New Jersey
does not preclude an utter and complete mess in since Mayor Daley is going to "take care of decides to play it safe, and forfeit its right to
which the results are not fully understood for things." Kerry wins. vote.
some time. Below is a list of the states (with the Indiana- 11 - In a surprise comeback, New Mexico - 5 - Too close to call.
new number of electoral college votes allotted to Pat Paulsen gets several votes. [This is the popular Insert-Your-Own-Joke
them after the 2000 census) and an evaluation of Iowa- 7 - Too close to call. No, serious- portion of the article!]
the most likely outcome, based on the most ly. It is. New York- 31 - Not ever having been
recent polling data* and legal challenges. Kansas - 6 - Bush wins, as expected. there, I can't really predict how it's going to
However, in news that shocks the nation, Bob turn out here.
*Please note: Polling data is unquestion- Dole announces he has found a coalition of the North Carolina - 15 - Deciding that
ably accurate and flawless. This information is willing in his pants. they aren't all that impressed by the son of a
binding on the voters. Any attempt to create a Kentucky- 8 - Bush fries Kerry. mill worker, North Carolina just votes for
conflicting result shall result in massive fraud Louisiana- 9 - These French speakers Edwards' father instead. They're very practical
to undo the damage you have caused. vote for Bush. Go figure. that way.
Maine - 4 - Maine again votes for the North Dakota- 3 - When asked to cer-
Alabama- 9 - Bush is ahead by a signif- Democrat in both districts, so all four votes go tify their results, the state explains that it
icant margin. Most residents, however, will to Kerry, making the electoral result complete- already joined Canada and voted for Prime
choose to vote for somebody in their immediate ly uninteresting. Minister. They are disappointed, but not sur-
family. Maryland- 10 - A clear majority of vot- prised, that nobody noticed.
Alaska- 3 - Bush clubs Kerry. Nader is ers write-in "None of the Above". Despite the Ohio - 20 - Too close to call. Senatorial
triumphant, and a "moral victor" in this cold, fact that there's no option to do this, everyone is challenger Eric Fingerhut loses, depriving us of
soulless wasteland, with a stunning 5%. so confused that they just accept it. a great name to make fun of. Senator Fingerhut.
Arizona - 10 - The results are forever Massachusetts - 12 - The great state of Say it a few times. It's fun.
unknown when pack mules climbing out of the Massachusetts casts all of its 12 votes for Oklahoma- 7 - The wind comes sweepin'
Grand Canyon die from the heat. It's a dry heat, Michael Dukakis. Nation wonders, "Isn't there down the plain, and the ballots get blown away.
though. at least another Kennedy you can run, or some- Few are recovered by frantic election officials
Arkansas- 6 - For the first time ever, a thing? Throw us a bone here." chasing after them.
law is enforced stating that voters may not take Michigan- 17 - It's the one that looks Oregon- 7 - The voting system, entirely
more than 5 minutes to mark their ballot. As a like a mitten! done by mail, is declared the best in the nation,
result, no votes are cast or counted. Minnesota - 10 - "The Body" endorses because the United States Postal Service never
California - 55 - Us Californians just Kerry. Exit polls indicate it had absolutely no messes anything up.
have to worry about California breaking off from effect on voters. Pennsylvania - 21 - Philadelphia and
the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Mississippi -6 - A large hole in the Pittsburgh vote for Kerry. The rest of the state
Alaska can come too. Earth's crust opens and swallows Mississippi. votes for Bush. The Amish break the tie by
Colorado - 9 - Although the election is Alabama's Governor remarks that he is telling the Governor, "Eh, whatever. You
close here, it doesn't matter because the "pleased" about the new gulf and coastal areas. decide." '
Constitutional Amendment passes, splitting Missouri- 11 - After a narrow Bush vic- Rhode Island - 4 - There is record
their vote 5-4. The whole thing makes its way tory in Missouri, Dick Gephardt remarks under turnout this year from bitter citizens demand-
up to the Supreme Court, and they decide in a his breath, "I told him not to pick Edwards." ing that the state not waste 1 million dollars on
drunken haze that Balki Bartdkomous should get Montana- 3 - Did you know that Montana paying people to walk up and down the
8 of the 9 votes. The other is taken as a fee for voted for Bill Clinton in 1992? There's no Connecticut / Rhode Island border and bicker
wasting their time. over it. Oh, Kerry wins the
Connecticut - 7 - state.
Confidant that they can just buy South Carolina - 8 - Bush
anything they need later, wins by a margin greater than
Connecticut forgets to vote. any other state with "Carolina"
Delaware - 3 - In an in the name. In the senatorial
attempt to be first at everything, election, Strom Thurmond wins
Delaware filed their results by write-in vote. Again. This is
months ago, certifying Howard the first posthumous election of
Dean as the winner. a senator since John Ashcroft
D.C.- 3 - In an attempt to lost to a dead man.
declare that they really are South Dakota- 3 - The close
important, electors from D.C. Senate race has resulted in so
again abstain from casting votes. many television advertisements
This does not change the out- that by the time Election Day
come, officially proving that rolls around, everyone is so
nobody cares. tired of it that nobody votes for
Florida- 27- Hurricane any office.
Walter floods the state, curious- Tennessee- 11 - Al Gore,
ly leaving only Palm Beach still mending fences, is too
County elections open on busy to vote. Bush wins.
Election Day. Pat Buchanan Texas- 34 - Texas is not to
wins. be messed with. No joke.
Georgia - 15 - Jimmy Utah- 5 - After trying to cer-
Carter threatens to stop build- tify multiple Presidents, Utah
ing houses for poor people, but wonders why everyone thinks it
Georgia votes for Bush anyway. wants to have multiple
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Hawaii - 4 - In the entire history as a chance that will ever happen again. every law and court finding to the contrary.
state, Hawaii has only voted for the Republican' Nebraska - 5 - There isn't anything Vermont - 3 - Citizens, confused about
candidate in 1972 and 1984. This state gave funny or insightful to say about Nebraska, and which state is which, all go vote in New
Bush his 4th worst level of support last time. if you think there is, send it in. I will reply, Hampshire.
Conventional wisdom dictates, therefore, that assuring you it is neither funny nor insightful. Virginia - 13 - Nobody bothers to vote
residents will cast their votes for John Kerry, Nevada - 5 - The odds makers take bets after the Governor comments snidely, "It'll just
and then go eat Spam. at Bush: 1/2, and Kerry: 6/4. end up in the Supreme Court, anyway."
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By Sarah Cassone
10. Factcheck.org - Know your Politicians lies 5. Mosh by Eminem - The Rapper's fluffy first 1. Video for I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My
and exaggerations before you vote. Unlike Dick single "Just Lose It" gives way to the harsh and Chemical Romance - Coolest. Video. Ever. It's a
Cheney (on national television, no less) I got the highly political sound of "Mosh," the second faux movie trailer and ... yeah. Just watch, it at
web address right. single off the anticipated LP "Encore." The track Mychemicalromance.com
has leaked on the internet. Do a Google search,
9. Dazed and Confused (Widescreen Flashback yo.
Edition) - Richard Linklater's blast from the
past re-emerges on DVD November 2n d, com- 4. Essential Film Noir @ the Film Forum -
plete with deleted scenes, commentary and November 2 6 th kicks off four weeks of classic
1976 flashbacks. film noir at New York's Film Forum movie
house. Go to filmforum.com for more details.
8. Booksintocash.com - A quick and easy way to
sell your textbooks. Just put In the ISBN num- 3. Jon Stewart on Crossfire - In one of the most
bers and the site will calculate your total and refreshing television appearances ever, Jon
send you a check. In addition, they provide a Stewart lashed into the Crossfire hosts and the
free shipping label. Total cost for you: zero. news media in general, condemning them "par-
tisan hacks." It contained the "reality" that
7. R.E.M @ MSG - Although their recent efforts Reality TV lacks. You can find a video file of the
leave a lot to be desired, this band is still a appearance on Suprnova.org or here:
classic. Playing at the Garden November 4 t h. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831
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An Open Commentary to the Statesman 7
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Consti-tool-tion you'd be the Three Musquetools
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be Tool-blerone
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> If you were an anthropomorphic pitcher of sugar water
> If you were the square root of four you'd be + tool yo.u'd be selling Tool Aid
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"Tool Buy This Wonderful Morning"
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A Tale of Two Cities By Jill Ba ron
A few months ago I made the bold and/or insane decision to pack Since arriving in sunny California, I have naturally nlade some
up my stuff, bid farewell to my family, and move to Los Angeles, comparisons between my adopted home and my birth home. [ feel it is
California. I grew up on the Isle of Long and resided in NYC for several important to transgress the usual New York/LA stereotypes [i.e., rude
years. An East Coaster for life, or so I thought until a few months ago. people vs. fake boobs everywhere] and get to the nitty-gritt y of what
Why the move, you ask? My vague response is, and always has been, "I makes each city great and sucky. So here I present to you a t rue break-
guess I just needed a change...." down of the ultimate battle New York vs. Los Angeles.
Culture and Arts Scene We know it's good. Well, it good here too.
Many great museums and TOSS-UP
galleries.
Bars and Nightlife New York nightlife is one Lots of cool places, most of
of the best in the world, which in my opinion are
but also one of the prici- slightly less pretentious
TOSS-UP
est. then those in NYC. But the
distances between makes
bar hopping tricky.
have to give up your freedoms, your passions, Statesman is like having the
your true loves, and your first-born just to unfunny kid at the hipster
make a dollar. It's also very rewarding when you make-out parties who tries
can express yourself however you see fit. No too hard to be funny and in*
about how once you leave school, your education But why should I be so serious? Maybe I something will be written that makes a differ-
begins to shape into something you can really could just write a short story with some amaz- ence, something brutally incredible, and the
use. Or I could give a long bitter rant about how ing and heartfelf human truth in it. You know, a University will finally take notice and change
business schools are killing this country and story that would make women look for the near- instead of just denying everything. And how,
how case studies only work when you need to est person to hug and cause men to deny that a yet again, The Press will cement itself further
cover your ass. Or how no matter how much tear just ran down their cheek. Or I could write as the strongest pillar of this campus.
money you make or how many awards you win, something so ridiculously hysterical that you'd But you know what? That's not my responsibil-
none of it matters unless you find time to donate think your appendix is about to burst, but it's ity anymore.
a little effort into, a charity you believe in. just your funny-bone gasping for air. Read the next issue for that.
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October 23, 2004 was rocked beyond
recognition when The Stony Brook
Press celebrated their 25th
Anniversary at the University Cafe.
If you were not there, you are a
chump. Look at these pictures I
have provided and covet.
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The Stony Brook Press would like to extend its most heartfelt gratitude to everyone who ever wrote
for the paper, read our issues, gave us pictures, handed us leads, applauded our efforts, told t:heir
friends about us, or just plain secretely loved everything we have ever done. Because of yo u,
The Press has been nothing shortof wildly successful for the past 25 years.
Because of you, the readers, and you, the contributors, and even you, the assholes who give us
stuff to write about, The Press has entered its 25th year with the largest print run, the highe st
readership, the best quality, the largest average issue as well as the single largest newsprinit
publication in Stony Brook University's history. Thanks again.
xoxo The Press
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