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Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... (self.Jokes)
submitted 9 hours ago by eninc
...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely
look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend.
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[ ]Will5434 14 points 9 hours ago
You done fucked up

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[ ]Hadouken_98 18 points 5 hours ago
Ya done messed up A-Aron!
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[ ]Aa_ron_82 4 points 4 hours ago
I ain't the one who messed up, that's eninc here.
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[ ]SuitedPair 1 point 3 hours ago
Stampler?
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[ ]Jedimastert 1 point 1 hour ago
I still have no clue where that joke is from. Can you tell me?
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[ ]lasssilver [score hidden] 23 minutes ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
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[ ]spacelover89 5 points 5 hours ago
i dont get it
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[ ]qloandshoes 8 points 4 hours ago
He's taking about "Fight Club". The first rule of fight club is "don't talk abou
t fight club", but he showed up late and missed that.
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[ ]Nattylight_Murica 4 points 2 hours ago
I think the hard part is seeing this as a joke.
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[ ]Danny-Denjennery 9 points 8 hours ago
I haven't laughed like this since grade school
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[ ]hardspank916 1 point 5 hours ago
I want to have OP's abortion.
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[ ]dGaOmDn 3 points 3 hours ago
First two rules were meant to be broken. If they weren't broken there would not
be many members.
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[ ]charede 2 points 5 hours ago
I'm having trouble with this joke. The point of the rules is that everyone disob
eys them thus getting more members.
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[ ]truckerdadpunk 1 point 1 hour ago
booooooooooo!
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[ ]Ispelcheck [score hidden] 2 minutes ago
Ask your superiors about rule 34, that was the only important one.
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[ ]Guinness2702 1 point 8 hours ago
At least we know how it got so popular! Have a 500 bonus for introducing so many
new members.
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[ ]jcolvin65 -1 points 8 hours ago
Is this Tyler Durgen?
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[ ]dGaOmDn 3 points 3 hours ago
Durgen?
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[ ]I_Coug-d_It -2 points 8 hours ago
actually lol'd...well done.
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