First Date PV

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Book by!
AUSTIN WINSBERG!
Music and Lyrics by!
ALAN ZACHARY and MICHAEL WEINER!
Vocal Arrangements and Incidental Music Arrangements by!
DOMINICK AMENDUM
PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13
FIRST DATE
THE ONE
[W1, W2, M1, M2, M3]
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

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M1: I'm really glad we're doing this, too. I'm just wondering... on your online
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W1: I want to tell you right upfront that I'm Catholic and don't
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FIRST DATE
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
[AARON & CASEY]

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cue CASEY: Lauren said you look like Brad Pitt. [MUSIC]
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4 Prep Clicks
CASEY: So, do you agree with Kevin?

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FIRST DATE
BAILOUT SONG #1
[REGGIE (M2)]
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THE GIRL FOR YOU

[GRANDMA IDA (W1), CASEY'S FATHER (M3),
AARON'S FUTURE SON (M2), M1, W2]
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use
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THE GIRL FOR YOU (TAG)

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THE AWKWARD PAUSE

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Music & Lyrics by

cue AARON: Definitely. It could... do that... for me... and you... all
of us... the people... of the world...globally...
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= 114
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5B
LAUREN'S ENTRANCE #1
Music & Lyrics by
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LAUREN: Yeah, super funny! [MUSIC OUT]
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5C
FIRST DATE
GABE'S ENTRANCE #1
Music & Lyrics by
cue AARON: You know, it's funny... my ex always used to say to me-GABE: Oh no you don't! [MUSIC]
q = 88
#
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A5
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Porn-like
G5
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ALLISON'S THEME #1
[ALLISON]
Music & Lyrics by

cue AARON: Why not, Gabe? Allison was
such a huge part of my life and-- [MUSIC]
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me.
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FIRST DATE
THE TOUCH
Music & Lyrics by
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WAITER: "How we doin' over here?" [MUSIC OUT]
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FIRST DATE
THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME
[EDGY ROCKER GUY (M1) & EDGY BRITISH GUY (M2)]
Music & Lyrics by

cue AARON: But if you have things in common, and can still
make each other laugh, that's what really matters. [MUSIC]
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32
me.
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BRIT (M1):
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8A
FIRST DATE
Music & Lyrics by
cue CASEY: ...not a bad boy. Which is totally fine! You are who
you are. It's just not normally what I go for... [MUSIC]
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& 4 gggg # ww
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F A 9(no5)
? # 44
LAUREN: I can't believe you are saying

this to him! Why are you saying this to him? [MUSIC OUT]
- 62 -
FIRST DATE
BAILOUT SONG #2
[REGGIE (M2)]
Music & Lyrics by

cue CASEY'S VOICE: Hey, it's Casey.

Blah blah blah blah blah... CLICK [GO]
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9A
FIRST DATE
Music & Lyrics by
cue AARON: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom

and...try to drown myself in the urinal. (AARON
walks down the stairs to the restroom) [MUSIC]
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LAUREN: So, how does it feel being

a relationship assassin? [MUSIC OUT]
- 65 -
FIRST DATE
10
SAFER
[CASEY]
Music & Lyrics by
cue LAUREN (W1): And it's the same thing

with every single guy in your life. [MUSIC]
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you ever stop to think that maybe you're the problem?
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FIRST DATE
11
I'D ORDER LOVE

[WAITER (M3)]
Music & Lyrics by
cue WAITER (M3): But if you'd all indulge me for just a few
minutes, I thought I'd share my latest musical extravaganza with
you. [MUSIC]
(cont'd) WAITER (M3): Hit the lights, Jorge! This goes out to all of the
lovers... and future lovers out there... I'm looking at you table four...
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if
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FIRST DATE
11A
GABE'S ENTRANCE #2
Music & Lyrics by
cue CASEY: I know lots of single, elligble, attractive women.

Which is why, if you play your cards right, I could be your very
own, personal match.com. [MUSIC]
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FIRST DATE
12
ALLISON'S THEME #2
[AARON, ALLISON (W2) & GABE (M1)]
Music & Lyrics by

cue CASEY: Well, that depends.
What's your type? [MUSIC]
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hell.
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13
FIRST DATE
THE THINGS I NEVER SAID

[AARON, AARON'S MOM (W1)]
Music & Lyrics by

cue AARON: I found a letter that she had written to me

right before she went to the hospital. [MUSIC]
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tell me a few things before she left...
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FIRST DATE
14
BAILOUT SONG #3
[REGGIE (M2)]
cue CASEY'S VOICE: Hey, it's Casey. Blah

blah blah blah blah... CLICK [GO]
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Music & Lyrics by

4REGGIE:

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Bail
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Bail

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REGGIE (cntd): I don't want to sing anymore! Shit!
First Date
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14) Bailout Song #3
REGGIE (cntd): Okay, seriously, bitch. Whats the deal? Cause this is like my
third unreturned phone call tonight -- which has never happened before. And it's
really starting to make me feel desperate. And Reggie doesn't do desperate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did we not agree the night we met doing karaoke and
bonding over "Love is a Battlefield" that we would be best friends forever? Well, I'm
fairly certain BFF's pick-up the phone when the other one calls, right?!
I mean, what's going on here? One date -- and you're already dumping me for this
guy? Could it really be going that well? Or did he just, like, what, I don't know, shove
you in the back of his creepy white van and your phone's lying in a ditch at the side of
the road somewhere?
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ALLISON'S ENTRANCE #2
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CASEY: What is her last name? Allison... Allisonnnnn... Oh, I know! Allison Weaver. [OUT]
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IN LOVE WITH YOU

[AARON]
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16
THE CHECK!
[W1, W2, M1, M2, WAITER (M3)]

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16A
FIRST DATE
GABE AND LAUREN'S

FINAL ENTRANCES
Music & Lyrics by

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FIRST DATE
FIRST IMPRESSIONS (REPRISE)

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FIRST DATE
SOMETHING THAT WILL LAST

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stay.
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end it all
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CASEY:
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go...
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CASEY:
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right here.
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CASEY: Goodnight, Aaron.
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will
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..
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Eb
. . . . . .
AARON: All right. Good night, Casey.
that
!

>
ROCKER: See the problem - we would've already been on your bedroom floor by now!
58
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CASEY: Well, this is my place...

AARON: Ahh-yes. So it is...
CASEY: Thank you. I designed it all myself...

LAUREN: Okay. You are going to give him one quick kiss- on the cheek - but that's
it. V-town is closed to the public tonight. Got it?
ALLISON: You are so not ready to take things to the next level with this girl. What
you really need to do is continue waiting for me...
b ww
b n
AARON (cont.): Nice building...excellent...

structural...engineering..with the-GABE: Quit stalling and tap that shit already.
AARON: --columns. And bricks...
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2x
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or may - be this is some - thing
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THERAPIST: Blah, blah, blah... More therapy. [GO ON]
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. .
GABE: Dude, are you seriously walking away? You know

who hates you right now?! The entire male species! [GO ON]
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VAMP (out any beat)
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AARON:
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We could
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make it
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let them
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BOTH:
fast
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go
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ro - mance?
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the chance!
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GABE: Yes - for the love of God! Take a chance!
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CASEY:
b 4
& b 4 .
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last?
I am through with hold - ing on.
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last.
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[As the two continue kissing, illuminated by the lights of the city, we FADE TO BLACK]
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CASEY:
last?
Could this be the
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[THEY kiss]
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Music and Lyrics by!

ALAN ZACHARY and MICHAEL WEINER!

Vocal Arrangements and Incidental Music Arrangements by!

[Lights rise on FOUR PEOPLE spread out across the stage.]

How does your heart

How does it last?

mir - a - cle two

choose who to cast

VAMP (out any bar)

How does it start?

01) The One

a part - ner for the

peo - ple get to - geth

night or for for - ev - er?

wish you could run,

ev - er gon - na find "The One"?

ev - er gon - na find "The One"?

when it's been so poor?

You've got - ten burned,

feel - ing like a chore.

Ev - 'ry date you go on's

Can you trust your judg - ment

01) The One

Where will it lead?

How will it go?

Go with the flow

Will to - night be - come a

life - time full of ma - gic?

life - time full of ma - gic?

Will to - night be - come a

01) The One

You might suc - ceed

Will the min - utes feel like

think is fuck - in' tra - gic.

meet - ing some one you don't

Or will you con - nect and

think is fuck - in' tra - gic.

meet - ing some - one you don't

share your deep - est fears?

How do you stay

How do you stay

end - less search to

ev - er gon - na find "The One"?

when there are

when there are

ev - er gon - na find "The One"?

and so not fun

It's so damn hard

01) The One

who did - n't

who did - n't

01) The One

Dat - ing's a bitch,

Dat - ing's a bitch,

Dat - ing's un - fair.

Dat - ing's un - fair.

01) The One

It's like a bat - tle where you

This cruel af - fair

The stakes are high and there's so

Wish you could ditch

find out what you're made

When you're far