Dear Democrat Office Holder,

My name is James Malone, and I am the Vice President of the Arizona

State University College Republicans. I would like to thank you for your
service to the people of Arizona. Although I am sure we disagree on
several issues, I know that both you and your family have made great
sacrifices so that you could do what you think is best for our people.
However, in the last election, the ASU College Republicans were active
in making sure that you and your colleagues had a difficult time
staying in power. We knocked on thousands of doors, and made
thousands of more phone calls, all to alert the public of your policies
that will increase the public debt, whilst still demanding families pay
even more in taxes. I know that I speak for all College Republicans in
Arizona when I say that we were thrilled with the results of the past
electionwhile many of our dreams remain set to the tune of those
i360 melodies, we still sleep all the better knowing that we helped
make sure there are less of you in power.
Right now, to aid our civic prospects, ASU College Republicans are
gearing up to attend the Conservative Political Action Convention this
spring in National Harbor, Maryland. It costs roughly $600 a person to
attend the conference. This is quite a large expense to undertake for
students, particularly in light of the 50 percent higher tuition we
already have to pay due to the legacy of Fred DuVal (pronounced: duh-

vale). To help pay for the costs of the trip, we have sent letters asking
your wonderful Republican colleagues for donations and support.
Just to be clear, although we would be happy to accept money from
Arizonas House and Senate Democrats, the purpose of this letter is
just to let your caucus know that conservatives do not utilize the public
treasury for our political causes (unlike many of you, see: MedicaidFunded Abortion; Public Union Release Time; and Andres Serranos Piss
Christ). We ask citizens of this country to choose of their own
prerogative to support uswe believe in choice. We hope that you
learn that if College Kids can solicit citizens to donate to their causes,
that maybe you can give freedom a try.

Yours truly,

James Malone,
ASU College Republicans,
Vice President.

P.S.
If you want to learn more about freedom, dont worry: you can come to
CPAC with us. Although we ask that you pay for your own plane ticket,
among other costs, until you switch party registration, we are still more
than glad to have you join us; in fact, I think we can even squeeze your

lot on the empty spaces on the hotel floorso bring your own bed
mattress. Also, appropriate toiletry gear.