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Med school softens Under new law, bars may close later
new PLME policy By Brigitta Greene
Senior Staf f Writer
By Ellen Cushing at Brown, though they may be It’s a typical weekend scene: 2:01 on
Senior Staf f Writer deferred for a year. Saturday morning. From Kartabar
The initial policy change, to Spats to Viva, the doors of Thayer
After stirring opposition from which was announced earlier Street’s bars are locked shut, with
students, the University has this month, drew anger from hundreds of patrons filing out onto
reconsidered a policy shift that some students who criticized the street.
would strip undergraduates in the new system, particularly be- Now imagine the future. It’s 3:01
the Program for Liberal Medical cause it affected current as well on Saturday morning. From Kar-
Education of their reserved spots as future students enrolled in the tabar to Spats to Viva, the doors
at Alpert Medical School if they program. of Thayer Street’s bars are locked
choose to apply to other medical According to the e-mail, stu- shut, but most patrons have already
schools. dents will now be asked to inform trickled out — and those who are
According to an e-mail sent the Med School whether they left are markedly more sober than
to PLMEs Monday by two top intend to apply out by Sept. 15 of they were just an hour before.
med school deans, students who their senior year. Those students New state legislation, passed
“apply out” will in fact be guaran- by the General Assembly during
teed a spot in a med school class continued on page 4 last month’s special session, autho-
rizes the city to delay the closing
time of bars and clubs to 3 a.m. on
News.....1-4
Metro, 5 Sports, 6 editor’s note
Metro........5 The Herald will not publish
Sports.....6-7 sweet deal bad news bears a print edition Wednesday.
Editorial..10 Thayer’s pizza parlor has a The women’s hockey team Publication will resume on
Opinion...11 new owner, name, menu dropped two conference Monday, Nov. 30.
Today........12 games over the weekend
C ampus N EWS “Why would you want to come to a place like Brown to plagiarize? ”
— Omer Bartov, professor of history
Haber ’06 a top finisher A majority of students say they don’t cheat
in Post’s pundit contest continued from page 1
Academic cheating at Brown
matters related to the University’s
continued from page 1 For the most part, Haber had academic code. “It’s not something
great freedom in choosing the top- we ignore.” Don’t know / No answer
irony,” he said. ics for his pieces, which ranged Furtado declined to comment
About a month ago, a panel of from gay marriage to the Fisher on the poll’s findings or to release
2.8%
Post editors chose 10 finalists from House Foundation, an organization the office’s data on instances of
a batch of 4,800 entries, and the that provides lodging to veterans academic dishonesty, citing con-
winner may be announced as soon recovering from injuries. cerns about confidentiality.
as today, according to the newspa- Though he was eliminated a According to the Office of the
Admit
per’s Web site. week ago, Haber isn’t at all bit- Dean of the College, “A student dishonesty*
According to the competition ter about where he placed in the who obtains credit for work, words 17.2%
guidelines, the winner of the con- contest. or ideas that are not the products of
test will receive the opportunity “I never expected to be a final- his or her own effort is dishonest
to write a weekly column for the ist,” he said of being selected as and in violation of Brown’s Aca-
Post for 13 weeks, at a rate of $200 one of the top 10 contestants. “I demic Code.” Actions that would
per column. The Post promises its got to get interviews with people constitute violations include copy-
competition will set the “promis- I would have never been able to right infringement, improper or I have not done any of the above
ing pundit on a path to become the talk to otherwise, and I had fun inadequate citation of sources, us-
next byline in demand, the talking with it.” ing unauthorized materials during 80.1%
head every show wants to book, the For his blog posts, Haber spoke an examination and copying other
voice that helps the country figure with a number of notables — Steve students’ work during an examina-
out what’s really going on.” Pagliuca and Alan Khazei, two of tion.
Haber made it through four the candidates running for the A range of punishments are
rounds of the five-part competi- vacant U.S. Senate seat in Mas- available to deans, depending on
tion, which required contestants to sachusetts, and Boston Red Sox the severity of the offense, includ-
Source: Fall 2009 Herald poll of 687 undergraduates
blog their thoughts, write columns president Larry Lucchino, among ing verbal reprimands and loss of
and field readers’ questions in a live other big names. credit on the assignment or the *Includes copying answers off another student’s homework, using outside
question-and-answer session. After At Brown, where he concen- course. resources without proper citation, copying answers off another student’s
each round, editors and columnists trated in political science, Haber Omer Bartov, professor of his- quiz, test or exam, obtaining unauthorized test materials in advance, using
from the Post commented on the didn’t write for any campus publi- tor y and chair of the department, notes on a closed-book quiz, test or exam, or submitting someone else’s
work as your own .
aspiring pundits’ work, and readers cations, though he worked for one said students are “missing out” if
voted to determine who would be semester at the mayor’s office. Af- they engage in academic dishon-
eliminated. Some of those readers ter graduating, he traveled through esty. the poll’s findings accurately re- signments. It can be difficult to tell
regularly offered up criticism and Tanzania, volunteered in Rwanda “Why would you want to come flected the situation on campus. whether ever yone is contributing
praise in the comments section of and worked at Harvard’s Kennedy to a place like Brown to plagia- Because Brown does not have a equally, she said. That said, cheat-
the competitors’ posts. School of Government, where he rize?” Bartov said. “If you don’t “cutthroat academic environment,” ing “doesn’t seem to have a pres-
The judges praised Haber for did research on American politics want to study, then why spend all McGeough said, one would expect ence” on campus, she added.
his skill as a reporter and for hav- and elections for over two years. the money?” the level of academic dishonesty Heard said many people do not
ing the best single answer in the At the moment, Haber is unsure Andy van Dam, professor of at Brown to be relatively low. see copying homework as cheat-
question-and-answer session — whether he will pursue a career in computer science, said he treats Students are more likely to cheat ing, adding that she would distin-
in response to a question on the journalism after graduate school. plagiarism as a serious problem. when they feel over whelmed, she guish between students contrib-
Israeli-Palestian conflict. “There is a “I plan on taking my law school “There are a bunch of people said, adding that cheating might uting equally to a discussion of a
leadership vacuum on both sides,” exams first and worrying about on campus who say, ‘It’s your be more common in high-pressure problem and one person dictating
Haber said. future writing after that,” he said. money, if you want to plagiarize atmospheres. the whole answer.
it’s your loss,’ but I believe when Clarion Heard ’12 was surprised Though students expressed
we let people who go out of here by the finding that so many respon- var ying definitions of when group
sudoku with a Brown diploma, people see dents denied having cheated, say- collaboration on homework be-
that and assume they’ve learned ing that the fraction of students comes dishonest, they said they
something,” he said. who repor ted that they did not generally know the line between
Plagiarism “debases the coin of cheat seemed “a little high.” working together and engaging
the realm,” he added. For instance, Heard said there in academic dishonesty.
Van Dam estimated that about were two students who sit behind The Herald poll was conducted
six of the 150 students in his in- her in class who talk to each other from Nov. 2 through Nov. 4 and has
troductory computer science class during exams. a 3.6 percent margin of error with
each year “think they can get away “I’ve heard (them) say ‘If you’re 95 percent confidence. A total of
with plagiarism,” but the types of sure about an answer, put a dot 687 Brown undergraduates com-
students who engage in academic next to it,’” she said. pleted the poll, which The Herald
dishonesty are varied. Some students said people’s administered as a written ques-
“It’s not just kids who are in real definitions of academic dishon- tionnaire to students in the Mail
trouble, or desperate,” van Dam esty often var y — for instance, in Room at J. Walter Wilson during
said. “It’s also smart kids who can’t terms of what constitutes copying the day and in the Sciences Library
stand the idea of losing that A or answers on homework. at night.
kids who … work together beyond Abby Colella ’12 said the situ-
what’s allowable.” ation gets “fuzzy” when students — With additional reporting
Briana McGeough ’12 thought work in groups on homework as- by Anne Speyer
Daily Herald
the Brown
C ampus N EWS
higher ed news roundup
by ellen cushing, sarah husk and anne speyer
U. supports improved access to medicines
senior staff writers By Sarah Mancone barriers to getting products to the distributing the medications.
Staff Writer developing world,” said Katherine Though these principles will
Gordon, managing director of the not directly affect researchers, the
Tuition increase at UC schools Six universities, including Brown, Brown Technology Ventures Of- mission statement also includes
sets off demonstrations have endorsed a set of principles to fice. plans to support the development
improve access to affordable medi- Licensing the results of research of health-related technologies for
University of California campuses were rocked by cine in the developing world. done by universities to drug com- diseases that “disproportionately
student protests and demonstrations in reaction to last Earlier this month, Brown, Har- panies — called “out-licensing” — burden individuals in the developing
Thursday’s vote by UC regents to approve a system-wide vard, Yale, Boston University, the must be efficient, according to the world, such as tuberculosis, AIDS,
32 percent tuition hike, CNN reported last week. University of Pennsylvania, Oregon statement. water-borne disease, tropical- and
According to the Chronicle of Higher Education, the hike Health and Science University and the “One of our principal goals in out- other region-specific ailments and
is the largest in the system’s history. CNN reported that Association of University Technology licensing is to ensure that products parasitic infections endemic to the
university officials estimate the tuition hikes will provide Managers endorsed the “Statement of the University’s research are able developing world.”
the state, which currently faces a massive budget crisis, of Principles and Strategies for the to reach the public sector and are “Unquestionably, these strate-
with more than $500 million. Equitable Dissemination of Medical appropriately developed by third par- gies are entirely in keeping with our
At various UC campuses, student protesters staged sit- Technologies.” ties,” Gordon added. shared mission of bringing all of our
ins and occupied administrative buildings. While many of The Statement supports “imple- To follow these new principles, discoveries to those who will most
the demonstrators have been cited for trespassing and menting effective technology transfer the Technology Ventures Office will benefit from them,” said Harvard
released without arrest, about 100 protesters have been strategies that promote the availabil- exclude provisions in agreements Provost Steven Hyman in a state-
arrested, according to CNN. ity of health-related technologies in with third parties that would “limit ment.
At least several campuses have reported demonstra- developing countries for essential global access to important medical While these new principles aim
tions turning into violent altercations between protesters medical care,” according to a press products,” Gordon said. to speed up the distribution of life-
and police. release. A “delicate balance” has to be saving medicines to the developing
The principles focus primarily on reached when making agreements world, the effects will not be imme-
Federal court will hear affirmative action case managing and licensing medical in- with various companies, Gordon diately apparent.
A years-long legal battle over the constitutionality of novations. Together, these principles said, because the office does not “The results from this program
certain affirmative action policies may be inching closer would “make sure the process of want to give these companies “the will take a long time to be seen over-
to a conclusion this week, as a federal appeals court will handing off intellectual properties tools to segregate out poor coun- all,” Gordon said. “This is the begin-
consider a lawsuit over a 2006 Michigan ban on affirma- to the companies is not creating tries” by insufficiently and unequally ning of a long process.”
tive action preferences.
According to the Chronicle, in March 2008, U.S. Dis-
trict Court Judge David Lawson dismissed the suit on the
grounds that the Michigan ban merely restricts the abil-
ity of minority groups to pursue preferential treatment
from public colleges and does not infringe upon their legal
rights.
A three-judge panel will hear from opponents to Law-
son’s decision, who believe that the ban unfairly disadvan-
tages women and members of minority groups applying to
state public colleges and is thus unconstitutional.
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National rate 10.2% since Januar y 2007, according eight states.
to statistics from the Rhode Is-
metro in brief
For trial period, city bars may stay open longer
continued from page 1 chairman. He said the police depart- downtown and has not experienced
ment, mayor’s office, city council major problems with 2 a.m. closings,
The legislation is “aimed at elimi- and general public will all be part said Lt. John Ryan, commander of
nating the typical 2 a.m. scene in of discussions surrounding the Providence Police Department Dist.
the city — hundreds of patrons, in change. Though he said no new 9, which includes Brown’s main
various stages of inebriation, pour- licenses will be granted until those campus. He said later closings will
ing into the city’s streets and often discussions are complete, city of- have a greater effect in areas with a
leading to trouble,” according to ficials hope the trial program will higher density of bars and clubs.
a Nov. 17 press release from the begin as soon as Jan. 1. “A more gradual, staggered de-
General Assembly. “Pretty much ever yone is on parture of customers from the clubs
During the six-month trial period board with the program,” said Coun- over a longer period of time should
defined in the bill, the Providence cilman John Lombardi, D-Ward 13, cut down on the noise, crowding,
Board of Licenses can authorize adding that the pressure for later fights and other problems that have
bars and clubs to stay open until closings has mounted over the past occurred,” according to the press
3 a.m. on Thursdays, Fridays, Sat- five to seven years as nightlife in the release.
urdays and the nights before legal city has increased. Though later hours are autho-
state holidays. During the final hour The legislation is aimed at creat- rized only for the six-month trial pe-
no alcohol can be served and no ing more of a “trickling effect,” he riod, Lombardi said he expects the
new customers can enter. said. “Right now, there are 7,500 change to continue indefinitely.
Owners of bars and clubs to 10,000 people trying to get out “It’s a sunshine provision,” he
will have to apply for later hours of the same area at once.” said. “Once you open the door
through the city Board of Licenses, The College Hill neighborhood on these issues, it’s difficult to
Alex Bell / Herald
Xtreme Pizza and Wings is out on Thayer Street. Kamal Nouhaili’s said Andrew Annaldo, the board’s has less late-night activity than close.”
Thayer Street Pizza and Wings is there in its place.
A bit less ‘Xtreme’? Out with the old, coffee witho u t the fee
in with the new on Thayer Street
S ports T uesday “It was disappointing that we saved our best for last.”
— David Walls ’11, men’s soccer co-captain
s p o rt s i n b r i e f
franny choi
corrections e d i to r i a l
Consolidation
Due to an editing error, a photo caption on yesterday’s front page (“Su-
percomputer welcomed with optimism,” Nov. 23) incorrectly identified the
figure shown cutting the ribbon at a ceremony for the computer’s opening
as Gov. Donald Carcieri ’65. That person should have been identified as the
University’s vice president for research, Clyde Briant. Carcieri is second Rhode Island’s dismal financial condition vices suggested merging tax collection and
from the right in the photo. is no longer news, and the state’s economic assessment ser vices in the near future.
problems have only worsened in recent We would advise adding a few other ser-
An article in yesterday’s paper (“Brown scientists over the moon for months. vices to that list — most prominently, fire-
lunar water find,” Nov. 23) quoted Professor of Geology James Head as Last week, the governor’s office issued fighting, schooling and waste management.
saying that Associate Professor of Geology Alberto Saal “found water a report projecting a $220 million deficit for Combined ser vices would lower average
in lunar volcanic gases.” In fact, Saal discovered water in lunar volcanic the current fiscal year. Revenues from sales, costs by taking full advantage of economies
glasses, not gases. income and business taxes fell below previ- of scale. These reforms would also help
ous estimates, according to an article in last Rhode Island cut the deadweight from its
Tuesday’s Providence Journal. State unem- bloated public sector.
t h e b r o w n d a i ly h e r a l d ployment insurance taxes are set to increase Fortunately, state legislators have come
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editors Deputy Managing Editors Senior Editors
for over 30,000 employers in Januar y who to realize that local governments are living
Steve DeLucia Michael Bechek Nandini Jayakrishna Rachel Arndt
Chaz Firestone Franklin Kanin Isabel Gottlieb are, by any measure, already overtaxed. beyond their means. Frank Ciccone III, D-
Michael Skocpol Scott Lowenstein In September, the Tax Foundation, a Dist. 7, has said he will introduce a bill in
editorial Business Washington think tank, ranked Rhode Is- January proposing the establishment of four
Ben Hyman Arts & Culture Editor General Managers Office Manager
Sophia Li Features Editor Shawn Reilly
land 44th in the countr y in its 2010 State or five county-level governments in place of
Alexander Hughes
George Miller Metro Editor Jonathan Spector Business Tax Climate Index, behind ever y the current 39.
Joanna Wohlmuth Metro Editor
other state in New England. By our lights, If public sector unions, the main oppo-
Seth Motel News Editor Directors
Jenna Stark News Editor Ellen DaSilva Sales the state has three options to address the nents of consolidation, are successful in
Andrew Braca Sports Editor Claire Kiely Sales budgetar y crisis: raise taxes, cut spending blocking this reform, we suggest combining
Han Cui Asst. Sports Editor Katie Koh Finance
Alex Mazerov Asst. Sports Editor Jilyn Chao Asst. Finance or do both. ser vices first and cutting public employees
Katie Wood Asst. Sports Editor Christiana Stephenson Alumni Relations We favor the second approach, since high loose at some time later. The state should
Graphics & Photos Managers taxes account for many of the state’s current implement other reforms to encourage mu-
Chris Jesu Lee Graphics Editor Kelly Wess Local Sales
Stephen Lichenstein Graphics Editor Kathy Bui National Sales difficulties. Amy Kempe, a spokeswoman nicipalities to combine ser vices in the near
Kim Perley Photo Editor Alex Carrere University Sales for Governor Donald Carcieri ’65, told the future.
Max Monn Asst. Photo Editor Matt Burrows Credit and Collections
Jesse Morgan Sports Photo Editor
Providence Journal, “There are no easy deci- Under current law, local tax increases
production Opinions
sions. There’s no low hanging fruit.” are capped at 4.5 percent. We urge state
Ayelet Brinn Copy Desk Chief Alyssa Ratledge Opinions Editor We believe, on the other hand, that the legislators to freeze local taxes this year in
Rachel Isaacs Copy Desk Chief Sarah Rosenthal Opinions Editor state’s dire financial situation presents a ripe order to force cities and towns to cut costs
Marlee Bruning Design Editor
Jessica Calihan Design Editor Editorial Page Board opportunity for instituting changes that have further. The consolidation of local govern-
Anna Migliaccio Asst. Design Editor James Shapiro Editorial Page Editor been talked about for years. Rhode Island ment and ser vices is long overdue and will
Julien Ouellet Asst. Design Editor Matt Aks Board member
Neal Poole Web Editor Nick Bakshi Board member
should substantially reduce its public spend- hopefully make Rhode Island competitive
Post- magazine Zack Beauchamp Board member ing by consolidating its excess of municipal with its neighbors long after the recession
Arthur Matuszewski Debbie Lehmann Board member governments. has abated.
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Bicycle bewilderment
Almost daily, I see a cyclist approach an safety are completely ignored. scheme to reduce this huge source of emis-
intersection, completely oblivious that an- These behaviors are not just downright sions, but you would not know it judging by
Ethan Tobias other vehicle might be coming from another risky; they also undercut the entire point of the way in which many cyclists on campus
direction. Stop signs and red lights are ig- riding a bicycle in the first place. If you were behave.
Opinions Columnist nored, or are, at best, cause for a slight slow- riding because you were in a rush, the ex- I do really wish that cyclists would see
down. This behavior is particularly appalling tra two seconds it would have taken to put a the light (like the red one that means stop)
It is not surprising that many students bike during the busiest times of the day, when the helmet on would be worth not landing your- and start to have some common decency. It
around campus. The bicycle is the most effi- indifference to traffic laws turns from being self in the emergency room because you hit does not have to be more difficult than any-
cient means of transportation ever invented. merely unlawful to downright dangerous. a pothole and fell headfirst into the asphalt thing you learned when you were a kid bik-
For environmentally conscious Brown stu- Nighttime bike riders are just as likely — which is surely not very likely on Provi- ing around the neighborhood.
dents, biking is a way to avoid having a car as their daytime counterparts to be care- dence’s incredibly well-paved streets. The While we are on the subject, please lock
or renting a Zipcar. For those who have jobs, less about safety. However, their foolish dis- same can be said for other simple safety tips your bicycles to the convenient bicycle racks
volunteer off-campus or are in a rush, bik- on campus and not to any random pole or
ing might be the only way to get where they tree. These simple steps will afford pedestri-
need to be in a reasonable time period. And, ans and drivers some peace of mind when
for the rest of us, biking can be just plain fun How is it that students can be so careless negotiating the streets around campus.
and enjoyable. Please do not see this column as an attack
While there are many positive attributes about how they bike but care so much on cyclists and bicycles. Some of my fond-
to biking, and I commend all those who est childhood memories involve biking with
choose to bike, biking etiquette on campus
about everything else? my friends and family. And I am quite sure
has left me puzzled. How is it that students that if I needed to get anywhere off-cam-
can be so careless about how they bike but pus on a regular basis, I too would join the
care so much about everything else? ranks of student cyclists. My only concern is
Bicycles are actually vehicles and are regard for things like “right of way” is often like taking the time to look both ways at stop that people have some common decency to
treated as such by the law. Last week, I was compounded with lack of reflectors, making signs and not going the wrong way down make smart decisions about their means of
almost broadsided when crossing Meeting it very difficult for cars to see renegade cy- one way streets. transportation. Bicycles are environmentally
Street by the BioMed Center. The street is clists. There is one morbid bright side to the friendly, fast and fun; their riders should use
one-way, so naturally I looked in the only di- To these students — and you know who logic of unsafe riding. Those of you who ride them well and safely.
rection from which vehicles are legally al- you are — at least put on something yellow because it is the environmentally conscious
lowed to come. After assuring myself that no or orange instead of relying on the very elab- thing might be doing more than you intend-
vehicle was coming, I stepped off the curb orate vision tests that are given at the De- ed. Humans use up a tremendous amount Ethan Tobias ’12 does not want to
only to be saved by a last-minute swerve partment of Motor Vehicles to be your sav- of the earth’s resources, and reducing over- be the only one wearing a helmet
from a bicycle going the wrong way down ing grace. But I guess when most cyclists population will go a long way towards reduc- when he brings his bicycle to
the street. And this is not the only violation are “too cool” or “ironic” to simply wear hel- ing carbon emissions. I doubt that hazard- campus. He can be reached at
of traffic laws that I have seen at Brown. mets, it is no surprise that other matters of ous biking etiquette is part of some master ethan_tobias@brown.edu.
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