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gotta do it every day, even if you dont have any good ideas.
Whatever. Practice.
You know who didnt get enough writing practice? Dan
Landry. Not to be mean, but I dont think real autobiographies
are supposed to have so many exclamation points.
So maybe you havent read his book. Maybe everyone
eventually realized that he used too many adverbs, or that he
stole his whole climax from The Last Starfighter. Maybe you
read some other book that got the Smekday Invasion wrong,
or saw that animated movie they made about it. Whatever
your deal is, you probably think you know all there is to know.
And if thats what you think, you dont.
So let me get you caught up.
I guess I must have gotten famous if youre reading this,
right? The late, great Gratuity Tip Tucci. Or maybe youre
just a sneak.
Anyway:
And in the end Dan Landry claimed to have made the Gorg
leave Earth by defeating their champion in this cage-match
dealie that was conveniently free of witnesses, so whatever.
Dont get me wrong, I told J.Lo. I think the Boov should
love to have you visit. I think
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