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Editor’s letter
Good hello, H2O Magazine,
Students’ Union,
The year trudges on; the first years are settled and stock- Bath Spa University,
piling trolleys. The second years are disillusioned and Newton Park,
getting drunk out of boredom more than anything else and Bath,
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the third years have woken up to the idea of ‘the real world’
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waking up at one in the afternoon for a bit longer. So all is
as expected.
Editor/ Dan Polak
This issue has gone quite smoothly thanks to our lovely Features Editor/ Vicki Mason
new people. Hello new people. Of course the slickness of Arts Editor/ Stuart Richardson
production is also in debt to the old people as well. Hello Music Editor/ Dan Manning
old people. Sports Editor/ Lizzie Overton
Sub Editors/ Claire Sibbick
This month I’m approaching the issue of PAD in my Harry Shorthouse
editorial. We will have another survey coming up in the Jasmine Ayres
very near future to gauge your opinions on the matter Rosie Taylor-Trigg
and we’ll publish the results so that you can have a look Photographer/ Lotte North
at who thinks what. I’d like to point out that in every H2O
where I or one of the team approaches an issue relating
to university life, we will follow it up. In that spirit, I hope Marketing/ Tim Holden
you will all attend the Make Wednesday Afternoons Free Simon Antrobus
protest outside main house, as we certainly will be there.
Also pick up an issue of H2O soon for our investigation into VP Communications and
the available rooms, with our very own room audit. Let’s Campaigns/ David Jones
see if we can clear some space for sports, skills and all
kinds of things that make us much more rounded people.
Not fat. More attributes. Talents and stuff.
Contributors/ Owen Davies,
Dan
Alex Ross, Katie Steed, Rosie
Taylor-Trigg, Matt Bolton, Emily
Farrar, Martyn Burchett, Nat
This month in numbers: Huitson, Claire Morris, Debbie
600
Attwood, Molly Case, Amy
Patterson, Chris MacLennan,
Number of extra copies Dave Jones, Bethan Howell,
printed last month compared with the James Anderson, Oz Webb
month before
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pages of this paper are those
Articles promised but not of the authors and do not
delivered necessarily represent the views
of Bath Spa University Students’
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two representatives of First who would like me to pass on then
are currently looking through please email me with details
them to improve their service. of exact time and date to: su-
They have said they will try president@bathspa.ac.uk.
and put more buses on where
possible and will look into the Wednesday Afternoons
customer service provided by
their drivers as many complaints Want to be part of a club
were about rude drivers. This or society but have no free
is the first step towards a good time? Want to represent the
bus service but we need to be university by volunteering?
a little patient as First put their Want a guaranteed time all
changes to work. Whilst these year round when you can work
plans are put into action can I part time? Want set time each
please ask all students to be week to do group work? Want
James patient with drivers and try your a time when you know you can
Anderson: hardest not to be rude in return. practice/rehearse for upcoming
The main problem drivers are events/assessments? These
SU President having is students leaving are the types of things students
Hello again everyone, hope you the Students’ Union on a are being restricted from doing
are all ok and you’ve started Wednesday or Friday night every year and I have had so
your year on the right foot. and pushing to get on the bus. many complaints from students
Hopefully you haven’t spent For the future, can all students about the troubles they face. We
all your money at the bar! please follow a few guidelines are one of the only universities
That said if you do have any when using the 418 service; in the country that does not have
problems through the year then • Don’t push to get on the bus Wednesday afternoons free for
the Students’ Union is the place at the end of the night- the 418 students to take part in extra
to come for help and advice buses can hold up to 120 people curricular activities, which I feel
with anything and everything! so there is more than enough are important to development of
room for everyone on two buses new employability skills, or study/
Current issues • Do not threaten drivers- if drivers rehearse to improve grades in
are shouted at or threatened assessments. I am asking all
As your President it is my they will not drive the bus and students who feel they would like
responsibility to represent then no-one goes anywhere to get involved in this campaign
you and help sort out any • Move down the bus- no to get in touch by emailing
problems students have. I matter what time of day. If you me (su-president@bathspa.
have recently come across two have to stand up please move ac.uk) with contact details so
areas of concern that many down so people getting on we can get the ball rolling. All
students feel strongly about don’t have to squeeze past the plans are in early stages
and this is where I can help. and the bus driver then knows but I will be doing a feasibility
how much room there is. study to show the University
Bus Service • Try to have the correct change! that it is possible without too
This speeds up your paying much disruption, and then I
From talking to students, process so the buses won’t run late will want student involvement
complaints to me and from If we can follow these guidelines to show the University this
reading Facebook it is evident then the drivers will be more co- is what the students want.
that the bus service falls well operative and we can show First
below the expectations of that we can keep our end of the That’s what I am mainly focusing
students, especially when deal and it is their turn to improve on at the moment but if there are
you are paying £82 a term for the service for the students that other issues bothering you please
the service! I have had a fair pay so much. Everyone’s co- do not hesitate to get in touch.
amount of complaints emailed operation in this matter will be
to me about the bus service and greatly appreciated. If there I’d like to say a big thank you
I took these to a meeting with are any other complaints you to everyone that helped with
Bath Spa’s Got Talent which a smashing job headlining the
Hopefully you’ve all settled
was a great night with loads of Flirt! and Flux on a weekly basis.
into a routine by now and work
talented people. With another
hasn’t started to get on top of
open mic coming soon you
you yet. As for us sabbs things
might have another chance to
haven’t really settled down since
see the great song writing skills Tuesday 23rd of October saw the
freshers’ week! Outside of our
of Alex Edworthy, the amazing final of Bath Spa’s Got Talent at
normal office hours we’ve had
voice of Kerry Smith singing her NP SU, and what a night it was!
brilliant Flirt!, Flux (including
own songs, the breathtaking We had drums, guitars, singers,
Stingray from Neighbours’ guest
guitar playing from Mark didgeridoos, harmonicas…the
appearance!!), Open Mic, Bath
Coldham and Olly Wright on lot! The competition was a
Spa’s Got Talent and Karaoke
his didgeridoo and harmonica. brilliant opportunity for our
night’s. So make sure you get up
Congratulations to the winner students to get up and show
to your SU and don’t miss out!
Mitch Miller who won two tickets their talent, and the feedback
to Amsterdam. Keep your eyes from the audience was positive.
out for Open Mic as everyone Thank you to everyone who
is invited to play and practice went to the effort of entering and
The first couple of weeks I was
playing in front of a crowd. performing (including those in the
busy with the sports teams who
first heats) because it does take
went on Varsities to Newport
Finally, I hope everyone keeps some balls to get up on stage
(03/10) and Winchester (10/10)
an eye out for the November and do what you did in front of
and had a chance to get their
campaigns from my counterpart an audience!! The winner was a
freshers’ out in friendly matches.
VP David Jones and uses VP Beth very talented fresher’ Mitch Miller
We took over 200 students over
Howell to join a society or sign up who sang his own song, and
both weeks and came from there
to a trip/activity (it’s not too late) “Everything” by Michael Bublé,
with some successful results.
and pocketed himself 2 tickets to
The stars on both days were the
Take care the Amsterdam trip! Keep an eye
newly formed basketball team
out for next terms competition,
who won on both occasions
J will it be “Spa’s in your eyes”
(beating last years BUSA
or “Spa Idol”? … wait and see!!
champs!) having never played a
We held our first curry night at
match before. As for all the other
the SU on Saturday the 27th of
teams, it was nice to have such
October which sold out within
a positive start to the year with
15 minutes! The next chance
a good turn out, so let’s keep
you’ll get to snap up a curry
that up for the rest of the year!
and a drink for only £5 will
be on the 10th of November.
Income can be tight when at £82 per term. You can travel This helps identify regular and
you’re a student, so you on all Bath services, as well occasional spending patterns
need to make the most of the as using the bus at weekends. and you will need them to apply
money you do have coming in. for the Access to Learning Fund.
Money Matters’Tips for Budgeting
Most of your income will arrive -Save (where you can) and
in a lump sum three times -Spend some time planning plan for extra expenditure such
during the academic year; your income and expenditure as start of year costs, special
early October after registration, occasions, family birthdays etc.
January and April. You will find -Prepare or use a budget
it helpful to work out a budget… sheet , there is an example -If you have debts, or feel you are
of this at welfare web page getting into debt, or are about to
borrow money but worry about
Handling your money matters -Recognise what you might paying it back, don’t ignore the
can be challenging, deciding be worrying about, what you situation. Go for advice from
what your priorities are and how might overspend on, what the Welfare Office as soon as
much to spend on each item your needs are, how your possible. We will help you to deal
can be confusing and initially lifestyle affects your money etc. with the priority debts and help
overwhelming. Here are some you make the best decisions
money matters tips which will -List essential expenditure at and manage your budget.
give an idea on how to handle least once a month, maybe when
your money matters successfully. your bank statement comes in. -Open a student or graduate
bank account if you haven’t
Firstly, remember that your loan -Try to keep a record of already got one. If you are
is paid in 3 installments at the everything you spend, including unable to get an account with
start of each term in September, bank and credit card statements. overdrafts because of debts or
January and April. Each payment any other reason, consider a
has to carry you until the next one. basic banking account and seek
advice from the Welfare Office.
Check you’re receiving the
maximum Student Loan you are -Try not to withdraw money
entitled to, two things to check: too often, for example,
-Have you applied for the withdraw money for the week
means tested element of
your student loan, this also -Consider where buying
determines possible grant books is essential and check
and bursary entitlement? out second hand options,
-Have you been paid for the libraries and sharing.
correct number of weeks, (some
courses are longer than others)? -Check out all student discounts
If in any doubt, check and find out about emergency
with your Local Authority financial help, including the
Access to Learning Fund.
We do offer a money advice
Getting a bus pass is essential service. Please visit welfare
for cheap traveling, this is webpage for further information.
available from the Student Union
EDITORIAL
WITH DAN POLAK
Bolton did the PAD survey last need PAD’. One of the forums is
year for H2O? It came up 50/50. actually called ‘We Don’t Need
Some people think it’s rubbish. PAD’. What they fail to realise
Others (mostly jam-for-brains) is that their collective ‘we’ is not
think it’s alright. So that means representative of the views of
it’s serving a purpose, right? the entire student population.
A sit-in has been mentioned. A
Recently a number of anti- boycott (like you don’t already)
PAD forums have asserted the is a prevalent suggestion.
absolute opposite. Everybody
hates PAD. Yeah they do. Just one idea though. How about,
‘We’re really very clever and instead of trying to get rid of PAD
‘Instead
this is stupid,’ some particular (which is bloody compulsory by
ego-maniacs have said. Wow. the way, so you’re not going to
It is stupid, that’s true. But get rid of it) we try and change
of trying
these people aren’t as clever it? We work with those in
as they point out; I counted charge, we talk to our student
the number of posts that had reps. We suggest things. It
to get rid
simple grammatical and spelling already helps people, let’s make
mistakes while arguing that it help more people. Make it into
they were ‘to inteligent’ [sic] to something that isn’t derided by
of PAD,
be insulted by PAD…over 50% so many and actually turns out
had them. Oh guys you are so to be useful to those who have
intelligent. PAD isn’t stupid, no, held jobs before, and not just
we should
you’re really clever. You attend a that lucky few who never had
university that might even, one to interview for Tesco or Costa.
day, break into the top 50! If only
try and
someone would employ us, eh? PAD needs to be more difficult.
It needs to not dilute and
Not to say that people who go to standardise our attributes on
change it’
this university are stupid. No way. our CVs and instead make them
Very clever people do attend stand out. It needs to improve,
this institution, but the arrogant but ‘the powers that be’ know that
tone of a student wronged is the already, and if we gave them the
least pleasant way to get a point feedback that we reserve only
across. This irritating voice litters for internet forums, then they
the forums like people in pink would know what works and
spandex on unicycles in Bath. what doesn’t. One of the reasons
Bath Spa is held back is due to
I’ll focus on the people making employability. Let’s change that.
okay points. Some people Who knows, we might end up in
understand that PAD has a use the top 50 universities, and give
to others, if not themselves. But those who chose the ‘intelligence
most people say that ‘we don’t argument’ a little more to go on.
STUART RICHARDSON TALKS
STUDENTS
I bet you got pissed last night fill out that bloody great UCAS
and I bet you have a traffic cone form for the privilege. The future
somewhere in your house. Even you’re thinking of is already
if you didn’t and don’t, I bet you the present, and no amount
fit a stereotype of a student in of all-night benders or post-
some way. I bet you’ve missed a modern H2O articles are going
deadline at some point or gone to change the fact that what
without washing for days on we seem to be doing here is
‘If you’re
end, getting sick off the mould marking time and little else. So
growing over the plates rotting what the hell is the point to us?
on the side in your kitchen, still I have a theory. We exist for
moping about in your dressing
honest,
the sake of existing. One thing
gown at three in the afternoon that I have not mentioned so
on a Tuesday. If you are honest, far about my personal view of
you will accept that a lot of University, and I am sure it is
people don’t like students, and
if you are really honest, you
will agree that they have some
you will an opinion that you will share,
even if you don’t admit it, is that
University is just about the most
legitimate reasons for this.
Alright, so this is the point
where the ‘but we are the future’
accept fun thing that ever existed this
side of the line of the law (for
the most part). Now, this may
argument comes out, we are
the next generation in training,
right? Have a think for a minute.
that a lot sound like a paper thin excuse
to the quick-to-judge, and I’m
sure there are many people who
of people
I bet you knew someone at will disagree on the basis that
school who went into their Dad’s they work twenty-thousand bar
plumbing business or onto some jobs and still never have any
don’t like
rock bottom desk job only to fly money and fifty-million essays
up the career ladder and turn up to do of eighty-billion words
to your Christmas reunion drinks each, but those people must go
students’
in a Paul Smith suit/Vivienne to a different University to the
Westwood dress they just got one I do. With no jobs and just
out of work in, telling you all as many essays of just as many
about how they’ve got their words as well as the very notes
eyes on putting money down you are reading at the moment
on a first house. I bet there is to complete each month, I
someone else you can think manage to get out several times
of whose band has got EMI a week and do what must be
sniffing around them or who has done, and it’s brilliant. Seriously,
had their paintings hung in one name something other than
of Stella Vine’s galleries once international terrorism that is not
or twice, and they didn’t even within your grasp at University,
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learning’
they could get away with, but pay. Nothing lasts forever, and
have a self-imposed reputation there will always be someone
or obligations to consider. who wants to squeeze cash out
University is a beautiful thing, of something that is essentially
and a smarter man than myself unnecessary and/or fun. Nearly
once said something pretty nobody has the opportunities
good about beautiful things; we do, and potentially within
“Those who find ugly meanings our lifetimes, nobody will. Enjoy
in beautiful things are corrupt it, and seek nothing else from
without being charming. This it but your own enjoyment. It is
is a fault. Those who find the only sensible thing to do.
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TV AND YOUNG PEOPLE
Matt Bolton talks (at length) about his weekend finding out about TV,
meeting Simon Amstell and failing to chat up Konnie Huq
TVYP is the charitable arm of about the BBC versus Channel about why they were successful
the MediaGuardian Edinburgh 4. He had nothing but praise for and how they would build further
International Television Festival his newest bosses, saying that on what they had achieved so
(one of the many Edinburgh they always back their shows, far. Doing more Pratchett books
festivals that happen along including his own example seemed to feature significantly.
with the Fringe), and gives when Preston stormed off Never
150 people aged 18-25 a Mind the Buzzcocks. Where The third masterclass I attended
chance to join in the MGEITF Channel 4 had backed shows was, in many ways, the saddest.
– normally £500 – for free, and like Brass Eye, they simply It was by Tim Key, Senior
attend specific workshops and panicked that T4 wouldn’t be Producer of The Bill, and it
masterclasses. Thousands able to get the pop acts to turns out that the team behind
apply by filling out some return and get the kids to watch. the show really, really try. But
extremely short essays online, they have to produce two a
and then the 150 are invited to This was followed by a casino week, pre-watershed, with no
Edinburgh for the weekend, all night in the function rooms, budget. They’re aiming to keep
expenses paid. Those last three with free waitress drinks service increasing the edginess of
words are to H2O journalists as all night. This was probably to the storylines, and put some
WordArt is to GCSE students. blame for my performance at action set-pieces in, but there’s
the poker table, impressing a so little opportunity. Tellingly,
The event opened with perennial total of zero network bigwigs Key and his head writer (also
comedic terrier Simon Amstell with my chutzpah at the felt. in attendance) respond with
in conversation with MGEITF The night also yielded a visible jealousy when Life on
regular Hardeep Singh Kohli. random and somewhat unusual Mars is mentioned. ‘They can
Amstell talked about getting into meeting with Jimmy Carr in do what they like,’ he said. ‘They
the industry and how he was the men’s room, but I don’t can have him reach across the
fired from his first job by TVYP really want to talk about that. table and punch someone in
organiser Joe Godwin, who shyed the face. We just can’t do that.’
away at the back. Incidentally, The Friday was the day of I consider suggesting Simon
it was on Nickelodeon and it masterclasses. There are Amstell’s approach to network
was for being too sarcastic. almost twenty on the day, but execs to him, but as they still
Amstell was extremely shy and many happen at the same time receive very strong letters about
uncomfortable when it comes to so you have to make choices. the decision to get rid of the
talking about himself, maintaining These include classes with walking shoes title sequence,
that the person we see on Krishnan Guru-Murthy; Simon I can understand his attitude.
screen is him, but a bravado- Shaps, Director of Television at
filled version of him that comes ITV; and Hilary Bevan Jones, The last masterclass was with
from wanting to be entertaining. whose production credits Tim Hincks, Chief Creative
Love him or hate him, he should include Red Dwarf and Girl in Officer of Endemol UK. He’s
be respected for never being the Café. I attended one by one of the funniest and most
willing to compromise his views Richard Woolfe, Controller of engaging men in the industry,
or his style, even when they’ve Sky One, Two and Three, which and his talk was one of the most
gotten him fired or caused was about winning BAFTAs. Sky interesting, focussing on the
network bosses to reprimand One had some success with That evening we attended the
him. I had the chance to speak Ross Kemp on Gangs and The MacTaggart Memorial Lecture,
to him after, and spoke to him Hogfather, and Woolfe talked which is known as the most
controversial part of the MGEITF.
This year, Jeremy Paxman finally
accepted an invitation to give the
lecture, based on the scandals
that have hit the industry in the
last year. Paxman judiciously
attacked all sorts of areas of TV,
but with a fair point to make. He
suggested the program makers
should be asking themselves
‘What is television for?’ All too
often the answer appears to
be ‘To make money.’ This has
led to a lack of trust – a trust
that had to be earned for years
in television’s infancy and
now must be earned again.
‘A
a Sky News anchor, creating
an edition of panel show Would earlier. There was also a special
I Lie to You?, and pitching edition of University Challenge,
slightly
ideas for shows to an exec with the teams made up of
from Sky. The culmination of various heads of channels. The
all this was a ninety-minute live point at which I realised just
show on Sunday, recorded on how good the event was, and
professional level equipment
and with an audience of several
hundred people. My workshop
tipsy decided to recommend it very
strongly – like, with a baseball
bat. ‘Apply, or so help me God…’
Konnie
was the one producing the live – was when a slightly tipsy, and
show, so while Saturday was very small, Konnie Huq grabbed
relatively quiet – only livening my ID tag, pulled my ear down to
up for a second when Cat
Huq
her and started telling me all the
Deeley dropped by – Sunday gossip from behind the scenes at
was indescribably stressful. the MGEITF itself. Then saw one
While setting up and controlling of her bosses, pulled me over to
grabbed
the show, we also had to take him by my arm, and then began
care of various famous guests introducing me to him and his
(actors from Corrie doing scenes colleagues as ‘her new friend.’
written by TVYPers, a comedian
hosting the panel show, the Sky
News anchor), and someone
had to be assigned to just freak
my ID It was one the most surreal
weekends of my life, but if any
BSU students are considering
tag’
out somewhere, yelling things going into broadcasting, it
at the empty equipment boxes. really is the best thing you’ll
ever do until you win a BAFTA.
Later that night, I had people
asking me to introduce them
to comedian Dara O’Briain, as www.mgeitf.co.uk/tvyp
I had struck a rapport with him
ARTIST
with Vicki Mason
PROFILE
hall [More from this writer at
Going from being in a band to and Sia and ‘was acoustic and song about heartbreak that
being a solo artist is surely a soulful, based around the piano easily gets stuck in your head;
scary prospect for anyone. In or guitar with experimental I was left humming it for days.
the music world it has been vocals’ but this year has seen a
attempted many times with shift in style and image. Gone is So, where can you find the
varying degrees of success. The the gentle acoustic vibe and in edgier, matured and newly solo
likes of Robbie Williams went its place is a grown-up, rocked- Lydia? Currently in the recording
from little more than a glorified up Lydia that is ‘a mixture of studio, Lydia will be posting
backing dancer in Take That Paramore, Kelly Clarkson and new material via ‘the wonders
to one of the most successful good old Avril Lavigne rolled into
solo male recording artists one - definitely something to rock
of the late nineties. And Mel out to!’ According to Lydia she
B who, until the recent hype has ‘always really wanted to do
about the Spice Girls comeback it and now is the right time. I can
tour had, thankfully, almost definitely let go on stage more
dropped off the musical radar. with this genre of music and I
don’t take myself too seriously.’
Lydia is a new solo artist who
knows all about leaving a Whilst the music itself is a
band behind to go it alone. solo project, Lydia is working
with ex-band mate Georgina
Originally from Crawley, Lydia, Huitson and fellow third year
now a third year Commercial CM student Zac Froud on the
Music (CM) student, trained production side. Lydia is very
at the prestigious Brit School excited as she knows ‘they
– whose graduate list boasts will do an amazing job on my
artists such as Amy Winehouse, songs!’ Second year student
The Kooks, Leona Lewis, Kate Seb Berrios and third year Rich of MySpace’ before releasing
Nash and Katie Melua – where Webb will also be lending support her solo album in a few months
she was in a vocal and piano both on guitar and in the studio. time. On the gig front, she ‘will
based group called Euphony. be doing some acoustic gigs at
From there she came to Bath The three tracks currently Moles’ Spartacus next month
Spa in September 2005 and available on Lydia’s MySpace and keep your eyes peeled
formed The Shackleberries along are examples of her softer side. for gigs with the full band!’
with Emma Chillman, Georgina ‘Take A Deep Breath’ – the first
Huitson and Lucy Court. An of her solo songs to appear – is And what does she want you to
E.P, tour, video, ‘rockumentary’, a flood of crashing piano and take from her music? ‘Music for
album and countless gigs heart-felt lyrics that underline me is all about communicating
later the girls decided to go in the influences of Imogen Heap. emotions and experiences
different directions as, according Next is ‘Two Angels’ a more so if the listener can feel the
to Lydia, ‘we all felt like it was gentle love song that showcases same emotions, then I’m the
time to do our separate projects’. Lydia’s impressive vocals and happiest girl in the world!’
harmonies. Finally, we have
Lydia already had solo material ‘Loved’ – currently the only www.myspace.com/
in the style of Imogen Heap guitar-based track – a haunting lydiamusicuk
LIVE BAND
with Natalie Huitson
began to change and the venue touring the UK and Europe for
These United had started to fill. People from months, and the closeness and
tightness was apparent onstage
States: upstairs ventured downstairs
for a pint, and an earful of the with all three members gelling
Hello again!
sweet time
whilst reading Atonement was
that McEwan has written about The book really did improve from
another writer character, Briony. this point, mainly because by this
McEwan seems, over his career,
to have made quite a habit of to do so’ juncture there are some actual
problems to deal with. Comparing
this. It would be all well and good Atonement, Enduring Love and
if they weren’t all stereotypical Atonement is all bad. It is a McEwan’s short story collection,
‘troubled writer’ characters book of two halves, the second revealingly entitled “First Love,
drawn from the Encyclopaedia being a significant improvement Last Rites”, it becomes evident
Generica that seems to be on the first. The trouble that McEwan does thrive on
McEwan’s bible. Briony’s single- here lies in slaving through overreaction to the trivial.
minded, borderline autistic “I’m the first which, if you don’t
a writer” attitude would make much care for Jane Austen, If I’m totally honest, once it got
for a fairly good character in my I can assure you is a chore. going, I didn’t completely despise
eyes if McEwan didn’t use the Atonement. It does however
character, albeit in completely I draw this parallel for two irritate me that McEwan gets so
different environments, so often. reasons. Firstly, the language much acclaim when there are
used throughout the book so many more original authors
There is a strong connection makes a pleasant change these out there who nobody seems to
with classic literature throughout days. It is all fitting of the setting have heard of. I mean for God’s
Atonement. The trouble is that and as a result there is some sake read some Paul Auster.
I find it reads like nothing more beautifully antiquated, verging
than a list of authors one should on archaic reels of prose which Still, it was better than
have read, like when you meet are a pleasure to read if you like Enduring Love. NEVER
an English Literature student that kind of thing. Unfortunately, READ ENDURING LOVE.
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‘Star crossed lovers’ is like nothing I’ve heard before. This mysterious Mancunian band begin
with what sounds like a xylophone, developing steadily but perfectly into the main riff of the song.
A dreamy male voice sings the lyrics, supported by subtle female backing vocals and calm per-
cussion. The bass is soft, and there is the inclusion of gentle violin music at one point.
I know that this description looks like a recipe for disaster, but it all works surprisingly well; man-
aging to create an atmosphere which is both sexy and soothing. I find the music very difficult to
categorise; it carries elements of sounds by bands like Pulp – I suppose I could call it ambient
dream Pop/Rock or something similarly pretentious, but it definitely has its own distinct style.
The B-side is a song called ‘chom chom’, which is more rocky, but with the same glistening vo-
cals and harmonies. After hearing these songs, I can’t wait to check out A Boy Called Doris’ other
recordings. [KS]
Jakobinarina (pronounced ‘Yako-bin-a-reena’) is a band of six Icelandic teenagers. Bjork they are
not though; their debut single, ‘his lyrics are disastrous’, is a short Post-Punk cacophony of squeaky
raucous guitars, synthesizers and excitable drumming. The singer sounds like a modern day Joe
Strummer but the music is lacking in the imagination and revolutionary edge that drove punk bands
like The Clash to their peak. The song is quite fun, but it is definitely not made of original material and
after a few listens becomes nothing more than dull. On the other hand, the band name and song title
are eye catching and intriguing, so perhaps Jakobinarina are keeping their true personalities hidden
for now. [KS]
Frames
Oceansize
SPV
Released: 1st Oct
9/10
Many were worried, five years ago, that the genre of Progressive Rock had been diluted by a multi-
tude of wanky artists, such as Dream Theatre or Coheed and Cambria, and although Oceansize have
never liked to be coined under this misunderstood genre, they have managed to inject hope into the
thousands of ‘Musos’ who follow it piously. You’ve probably heard a snippet from their second album,
Everyone into position, on one of Orange’s many adverts -- though this is a poor representation of
the dense structure and intensity their albums deliver. Or, more likely, you’ll have heard a track on the
opening credits of the OC, though I hope for your sake you’ve never been forced to watch it.
If you are a fan of the OC or Hollyoaks, then please, don’t pain yourself with this article. Flip to the
games at the back, I swear, we won’t tell anyone…
Frames, at seventy-eight minutes, is a colossal recording of delicate fragility and harsh crescendo
that’s easily worth the eight pound you’ll be forced to debit your account with. Their Mancunian lead
singer, Mike Vennart, has returned with an energy befitting his younger self, with lyrics such as “don’t
you die on me now” reminiscent of the angst off their first album; Effloresce. The overdrive has been
turned up and their sustain’s set to maximum, with track ‘sleeping dogs and dead lions’ sounding
more like Meshuggah than their archaic protégé Pink Floyd. There’s even an Isis esq. instrumental
toward the end that explodes into a classic Sludge-riff, with circular layering that succeeds in frag-
menting your thoughts -- moulding them into the band’s desire. Traditional instruments are used
minimally at times, with melodies overlapped, like hundreds of small paint strokes used to create a
much more detailed picture.
Stand out tracks ‘unfamiliar’ and ‘trail of fire’ are full blown assaults of emotive crescendo, climaxing
at the formulaic seven-minute mark. Mike Vennart’s lyrics in these tracks, reminiscent of the power of
Maynard James Keenan and the poeticism of David Bowie, beg to be sung along to, though I doubt
us normal folk would ever manage to recreate their lyrical originality. The mergence between these
and the following tracks is a seamless blend of crashing percussion and ambient melancholy, with
‘only twin’ a spoken monologue over break beat drumming from Mark Heron, whose control over his
drum kit has grown ever more masterful as the band have progressed. Otherwise, much like their
previous releases, the album peters out a little towards the end, though the UK bonus track ‘voorhees’
is truly fantastic, with starting lyrics “Para scopes extend the lens, veiny hands can’t mend” creating a
truly gothic atmosphere.
For those that have never heard of Oceansize, imagine five Manchester lads who’ve grown
up alongside bands such as King Crimson, Yes, and Ozric Tentacles, but who sustain the Futurist
theory of abandoning the bourgeois. Moments of Tool flourish, even the effects used for The Mars
Volta’s ambience wash cyclically in the peripheral sound. If it wasn’t for the first track’s placidity and
title-censorship, this would have got 10/10, for what’s wrong, really, with titling a track Commemora-
tive 9/11 t-shirt? Did this song have to be such a bland opener?
If you haven’t seen Oceansize, then why? Three albums on and they’re stronger than ever. They’ve
existed in a time where the Arctic Monkeys toured their first release at thirty pounds a ticket, yet
Oceansize have managed to secure intimate gigs such as the Bierkeller, Wedgwood Rooms and
Concorde 2, for less than a tenner. You would not be able to spend your money a better way, unless
of course, you purchased Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place, a series that Oceansize are also particularly
fond of.
Sanchez!!! [DM]
Pilgrimage
Om
SOUTHERN LORD
Released: 08/10
7.5/10
For those of you who weren’t to know, Om are Al Cisneros and Chris Hakius, rhythm section of legen-
dary Sludge and Stoner-Rock pioneers Sleep. Pilgrimage, their debut on Southern Lord is, simply put
-- music for charting the metaphysical unknown. Transcending between genres; Chant, Drone, Metal,
Dub, not to mention an altogether different kind of Drum ‘n’ Bass, this is a psychedelic out-pouring
from Ganesha’s warm milky trunk itself.
MUSIC
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Indeed as the name Om suggests, there’s an eastern vibe and presence here that adds a discernable
flavour to this spiritual nourishment. The rhythm is low and heavy, yet it meanders seemingly, as if on
a navigated journey. Their grooves form mantras which ebb and flow between sparse percussion. The
river pulsates onwards, balanced always by the depth and subtlety of Chris Hakius’ drumming. It’s
hypnotic stuff, with a calculated measure of bombast. This is best heard on the unrelenting stomp that
is ‘unitive knowledge of the godhead’. ‘Pilgrimage’ adopts a more introspective approach, never rear-
ing its head above the fluidity and chant that encompasses the piece, thus ensuring the effectiveness
of its successor. Through restraint Om are meditative, at their most intense -- cosmic.
The title track is also a great conveyance of Mr. Cisneros’ ability to expand upon a groove. There’s a
definite sense of evolution here. The vocals, which take the form of chant, incorporate a third element,
however, musically they become a seamless extension of the rhythm. The cryptic nature of the lyrics
is reassuringly fitting; think Christian Mysticism and Space Travel – (of the nonsensical kind). How-
ever, Al’s lyrics, which were often bordering on hilarity with Sleep, are toned down to an extent here.
While the lateral thinker will attempt to form some meaning or message from them, everyone else
will just think they’re ridiculous. Om, perhaps surprisingly, create far more poignant music than Sleep.
An example being the third and longest track, at nearly 12 minutes in length, -- ‘Bhimas’ theme’. It
evolves, uncoiling, like a snake after initially submerging you in bass fuelled space fuzz. Ten minutes
in, Al blurts out “Lazarus” and shortly afterwards the very fabric of time gets a good shredding. This
part, when performed live, is particularly powerful and riveting, yet in contrast endearing and whole-
some at the same time.
Such is the majesty of Om.
Production comes courtesy of the omnipresent Steve Albini, an analogue loyalist. His input reinforces
the minimalist aesthetic shared by the band. If this is just too minimalist for you, then hold tight and
wait for further news of the Shrinebuilder project, which looks set to be a musical collaboration be-
tween the members of Om, Scott Kelly (Neurosis) and Scott Weinrich of the late (Hidden Hand).
All in all this is another great release from the band. It may not reach the dizzying heights of At Giza
from Conference of the birds, and at just over half an hour playing time it does leave something to be
desired. However, what’s not heard on this recording will no doubt be gift wrapped for us shortly…
[OD]
This is The Shins’ third album and, even though it is beyond a cliché to say, it is “their difficult third
album”. The album fades in with a dreamy synthesiser on track ‘sleeping lessons’ and maintains a
dream-like quality with James Mercer’s high-pitched vocals crooning lazily over acoustic Indie nice-
ness. Then ‘Australia’ kicks in and the tone changes completely to pure pop perfection, with ‘la la
la’s and everything. A feel-good Indie anthem of the highest quality, despite the downbeat lyric, “your
nightmares only take a year or two to unfold”.
However, Mercer’s voice is too nice to be anything approaching dark. With his middle-American
twang, he could cover Radiohead and still sound secretly happy about something. ‘Turn on me’ is
another outstanding track, as is ‘spilt needles’, but the rest of the album fails to stand up to the higher
standard of these songs and the quality of their previous albums. It’s a good album, and great to have
on during a lazy day at home. But then, so is an old jumper. [AR]
Once upon a time
Air
VIRGIN
Out Now
5.5/10
I might not be in the best position to review this song, as I have heard very little music by Air. On the
other hand, it could be good to listen to the band from a fresh perspective.
This song is built on a beautiful and constantly dynamic piano riff, onto which other sounds are lay-
ered. Soft vocals are also constant. The music definitely creates an atmosphere, although I wouldn’t
say that it is particularly catchy. It would make great background or film music, due to its subtle vocals
and indistinct melody; yet it is not something that I would constantly return to. But that’s just me --
from what I have heard already by the band, the song definitely meets their usual standards, and for
Air fans I’m sure it will not disappoint. [KS]
Canadian artist Land of talk utilise a traditional mix of Indie/Rock, yet they’ve somehow managed to
stand themselves out amongst the rest in a very crowded industry.
Applause cheer boo hiss sounds a little like Courtney Love guest staring for the Pixies, with At-the-
drive-in’s discordant-mash thrashed in the background. It’s not amazingly original, nor does it invoke
one to fathom the unthinkable. What it does, however, with tracks such as ‘summer special’, is spill
heartfelt anecdotes that many could empathise with if they just gave it half a listen. Elizabeth’s vocals
aren’t unique, but they are enticing, seductive and enchanting, with lyrics such as ‘look at those girls,
so young, so young, still piss their pants. That old dog’s mangy…’ allowing a different spin on subjects
that haven’t even been spun. ‘Sea foam’ is their first single and a good representation of what to ex-
pect on the album. At times you can hear The Strokes in their melodies and chord driven verses, yet
other times they reminisce on a period that drives away from contemporary normality. Off-beat drum-
ming and quirky time-signatures are the foundation for their highly experimental, yet formulaic debut,
leaving a contradiction of ideals that the band need to securely manifest in their follow up.
No doubt Land of talk will become popular, and their sound will grow more commercial over the next
few years, so I advise you to jump on the bandwagon before they do. Then, at least, you will be able
to be the “cool” one who used to like them, but now doesn’t because everyone does.
Isn’t that what we all want from music? [DM]
LIVE BAND, INTERVIEW AND REVIEW: KOSHEEN
Bristolian trio Kosheen were Roisin Murphy. On stage they
back home last month to promote needn’t be compared to any
their new album at Bristol’s non- other as they swaggered and
smoking Carling Academy. After smiled to themselves, clearly
a year’s setback on the album’s engrossed in a project they
release and a highly successful were both pleased and content
worldwide tour Damage was finally with. On the recording, with
unleashed on the British public, highlights ‘out of this world’
and with the fabulous PJ Harvey, and ‘guilty’, they have found a
Oceansize and Bonobo soon to different direction to push Sian’s
follow, the city looked desperate personal vocals, with eighties’
to kick-start the new term. techno-pop and atmospheric
Damage continues the ambience musicianship creating catchy
that drove 2003’s Kokopeli, but melodies and sub-bass hooks.
deepens the live performance The new drummer fulfilled
with a five-piece band that hasn’t their tough quota on the live
failed to impress the media. set and could’ve easily rivalled you’ve got your family or your
Producer and performer Darren Pitchshifter’s maniac in speed mates trying to get up on stage”,
Beale, who liked neither Brown and poise, so credit to a band but neither Sian’s powerful,
nor Cameron, spoke of their this well rehearsed -- even controlled crescendos, nor
previous album as “adjusted for though they only toured England Mark’s sustained gawp ever
live performance” and “named five months ago due to a record showed signs of this. In fact,
after some Indian dude”. It’s no label cock-up. The crowd was with classics such as ‘slip and
wonder this experimental phase
of their career didn’t last long, for
it was clearly dangerous to pry
‘An evolved slide’ and ‘hungry’, any nervous
wavers that may have been
present disappeared amongst
Kosheen from their inherent Post-
Pop brilliance. Still, the music
does breathe out its Electronica
sound that’s a roaring unity from the crowd,
which, oddly enough, appeared
plastered
to be primarily of energetic
and suck in the various Drum ‘n’ homo-erotic origin. This frantic
Bass roots, leaving an evolved energy barely petered out,
with Sian
sound that’s plastered with even after the encore, which
Sian Evans’ powerful vocals -- left thousands wondering when
which are undoubtedly unique.
Evans’
they were going to see their
On stage in Bristol, with the favourite artist again, though
support of her patriotic fans, it will probably be very soon.
vocals’
her vocals were indescribable.
Kosheen have grown
Sian isn’t their archetypal commercially and musically.
musician however, for it was there to see Kosheen and Their album reflects this well
Darren Beale and Mark Morrison, nothing more, which was and their live performance
with influences that include fortunate because the first adds a well-inked stamp of
Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin two artists were abysmal and approval. They’ll probably
and Autechre, whose talent barely worth mentioning. I fade into the long list of tired,
moulded the songs. These artists will though, just to make sure repetitive artists within their
are difficult to spot in Kosheen’s you never stumble across next album or two, but at this
recordings though, and when either Subline or Rochelle, for moment they’re still performing
asked if Damage was difficult you will want god to give you with drive and passion. If the
to make their negative reply that time back. And he won’t. smoking ban doesn’t kill them
wasn’t indicative of the anal- The band were ‘more nervous off, then perhaps “everyone’ll
attentiveness of your typical performing in Bristol, “cause become coke-heads” and we’ll
Warp artist, but more like that of
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in Newport. The teams all
aggression. After a strong centre match she would down another
assembled in the SU at around
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9.30 waiting to get on the coaches
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was able to score from outside where the girls partied the night
netball team all arrived looking
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forward to the match ahead
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as they were to play without
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any training since last year. To
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make matters worse they had no
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girls. Then it was the girls turn.
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with support for each other. The
Sport:RUGBY Winchester 14
Bath Spa 0
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