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Are you tired of squeezing fruits trying to get the juice out? Tired of all this?
*dramatically trying to squeeze a fruit while looking distressed*

Man:Well, no more! We have amazing news for you today: The Vegetable Master
Extractor allows you to enjoy up to 100 percent of fruits and vegetables.
W1: Let me show you what you can do with this amazing gadget!*picks up a cup
with* Thisorange juice is fully home-made, using The Vegetable Master Extractor!
M: Unbelievable!! But can you make other kinds of juice, like orange juice??
W1: You can make any kinds of juice; from fruits and vegetables to even inanimate
objects! Even from wood. Wood juice is the best.
M: This is unheard of! But its great!
W3 (whos watching alongsideW4): Pah! Who would give hundreds of dollars on that
machinery, when you can just buy juice from the supermarket? It even looks better,
smells better and tastes better, not to mention its way cheaper. Whod buy this
thing?
W4: You dont understand! Most of the products from the supermarket are designed
to be that way to be bought, but in reality they have a lot of chemicals in their
composition. The Extractor is way healthier.
M: It makes any kinds of juice: from orange, lemon, pineapple, mango, strawberry,
grapes, peach, apple and beets to cabbage, watercress, spinach, tomato and onion!
W1: And the best part is, you dont have to read any label searching for the real
ingredients like you do in the market. The Vegetable Master Extractor is 100%
healthy, since YOU choose the ingredients and it doesnt have any chemicals!
M: But thats not all! Call right now and get the nutritional guide (Shows a poster of
an old man with a t-shirt where you can read the word guide on it) and the mixing
jar!
W1: The mixing jar! Unbelievable! Let me demonstrate its usage! Look at these 2
juices.
M: Amazing!
W1: (pours the content in the jar) With the help of this extremely advanced
technology, you are able to mix 2 or more juices!
W3: That is literally just a jar. Its got NOTHING special. I hate this commercial.
W4: No, you dont get it its a MIXING jar. Its totally different than a NORMAL jar.

M: Oh, but of course, theres more. If by any chance you forget to peel the skin of
the fruit or to take the seed out, The Vegetable Master Extractor will take care of
that too! No normal mixer can do that, right!?
W1: Lets try it out with an apple! (Difficulties with turning TVME on)
While W1 is trying to get TVME on or getting the apple out, M says
M:Anyway, dear viewers, call rights now at the number 07WEWANTMONEY and get
YOUR Vegetable Master Extractor for only 200$! If you call NOW you will also get the
nutritional guide and the super advanced mixing jar!
W1:Dont miss this amazing opportunity to get The Vegetal Master Extractor for
ONLY 200$! Call NOW!
W4: I think Im going to buy one. Its great offer, at least from my opinion.
W3: Please. Why would you spend your money on a thing that will stop working
after 2 weeks anyway? Those peoples jobs are to convince you to give them your
money!
W4: Well, then they did a good job. Im better off safe than sorry. If you dont want
to spend your money on a healthy life-style then so be it, but youre still going to
give your money to the doctor because all of the junk food you eat!

PS: M gndeam ca W3 s ai ba o punga de cipsuri sau de pufulei, ca atunci cnd

W4 spune ultima replic, W3 s ascund repede punga. Ar fi amuzant dup prerea
mea.